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Escape From Vault Disney will be back with new episodes in June after Tony fully recovers from COVID, but in the meantime, here's a BONUS MINISODE of an extended outtake of the behind-the-scenes shenanigans of our Luck of the Irish episode, featuring Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Zach Hurst, Cassie Shima and Agatha Vile!

Y'know, as I've said before in these episode descriptions, doing this podcast can be a precarious endeavor sometimes. Some weeks, we get to watch ridiculous oddities like The Luck of the Irish or delightful obscure gems like Life With Mikey...and then there's weeks like this one, when the almighty randomizer sees fit to say "Hey look, two episodes of a made-for-YouTube NatGeo documentary series from last year about the ongoing Puerto Rican water crisis and the life-or-death struggle of homeless black trans women! Make jokes about THAT, pathetic humans!" And we are forced to obey. Join Tony Goldmark, Anarkee, Kyle Kallgren and Chris Nebergall as they brace for IMPACT WITH GAL GADOT, season one, episodes three and four, "The Ripple Effect" and "Coming Home!" Learn more about Remora Water: https://remorawater.com/ Learn more about My Sistah's House Memphis: https://mshmemphis.org/ Check out my guests' stuff! ANARKEE Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/anarkee/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@itsanarkee Twitter: https://twitter.com/itsanarkee KYLE KALLGREN Twitter: https://twitter.com/KyleKallgren YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/oancitizen Theatre Company: https://worlds-elsewhere.com CHRIS NEBERGALL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Happy Star Wars Day, everyone! This week, just in time for May the Fourth (and might I add, be with you) we finally force-choke the randomizer into giving us some Star Wars content, and it goes all the way back to 1977 to the original George Lucas classic that started it all! Or rather, the infamous beleaguered "Maclunkey Cut" of the classic that started it all. Why all the wanton CGI? Who actually shot first? And just who is this Maclunkey fellow anyway? On this special episode, we hope to answer all those questions and more. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Morgan Funder and Luke Ski as they give you those STAR WARS: EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE! Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern LUKE SKI Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week the randomizer goes all the way back to 2021 to cover a CGI animated series produced in France and inspired by anime that originally aired in the states on Nickelodeon before moving to Netflix and eventually the Disney Channel and Disney+. It is completely incomprehensible and I neither condone nor understand anything that happens in it. Join Tony Goldmark, Madeline Maye, Renie Rivas and Luke Ski as they stare bewildered at MIRACULOUS: TALES OF LADYBUG & CAT NOIR, season four, episode eleven, "Rocketear!" Check out my guests' stuff! MADELINE MAYE Band: https://soundcloud.com/inkblot-band Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland Twitter: https://twitter.com/friendlycatwife RENIE RIVAS Podcast: https://ringringpodcast.podbean.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Renie_Rivas LUKE SKI Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week the randomizer goes all the way back to late 2021 to cover Disney Animation's latest instant massive phenomenon that took the world by storm with breathtaking visuals, compelling characters, dynamic storytelling and inhumanly catchy songs...and just our luck, one of our guests on this episode just so happens to be one of the nine people in the universe who intensely despises it with the burning passion of a thousand suns. Yeeeeaaaah, this one got a little contentious. Join Tony Goldmark, Madeline Maye, Renie Rivas and Luke Ski as they vigorously debate the merits of ENCANTO! Check out my guests' stuff! MADELINE MAYE Band: https://soundcloud.com/inkblot-band Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland Twitter: https://twitter.com/friendlycatwife RENIE RIVAS Podcast: https://ringringpodcast.podbean.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Renie_Rivas LUKE SKI Podcast: http://kyleandluke.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The increasingly-inaccurately-titled PARKS MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney finally comes to a close, a mere two weeks after the month ended! For our fifth and final week of "Parks Month and a Half" I guess, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2021 to cover a made-for-Disney+ docuseries that attempts to blend theme park history lessons with postmodern fourth-wall-breaking wacky comedy (wow what a wild idea never seen anything like that before nope never not even once), specifically an episode about a mountain of pure space. Join Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Ben Lancaster and Gaby Tyrrell as they get caught sneaking BEHIND THE ATTRACTION, season one, episode five, "Space Mountain!" Check out my guests' stuff! DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans BEN LANCASTER Podcast: https://worldoftomorrowseries.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/WaltsFrzenHead GABY TYRRELL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ghoulish_gabs YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Atomicnerdgirl Watch Dave's video on the best Disney Parks specials NOT on Disney+: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsQoUVTQhic Watch "The Legacy of Arrow Development" on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGKgVxx5Wu8 And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Escape From Vault Disney will be back with the conclusion of Parks Month (or, as it can more accurately be called now, Parks Month And A Half) next week, but in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE with a State of the Parks segment on the announcement of Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind's opening date!

PARKS MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney just keeps on riding along! For our fourth week of Parks Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2020 to cover an episode of an inevitable series in which Disney realizes they own both a Florida theme park filled with animals (totally not a zoo though, and how dare you propagate such unfounded allegations) and a basic cable network devoted entirely to pointing cameras at animals. Join Tony Goldmark, Jen Seggio, Garrett Snook and legendary theme park designer/creative director Dave Cobb as they take a nice big whiff of the MAGIC OF DISNEY'S ANIMAL KINGDOM, season one, episode three, "Betty and the Beast!" Check out my guests' stuff! DAVE COBB Linktree: https://linktr.ee/davecobb Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ziggystardoghusky/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/davecobb JEN SEGGIO Blog: https://upontheshelfreviews.wordpress.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jenseggio YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheITinFIT GARRETT SNOOK Twitter: https://twitter.com/ilneigeYT YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/IlNeige And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

It continues to be PARKS MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! For our third week of Parks Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2003 to bless us with the one movie based on a theme park ride that won over critics and audiences alike, and made them say "Oh wow, I guess you CAN make a really really really good movie based on a theme park ride!" before that peculiar subgenre squandered everyone's goodwill all over again. Join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew, Ayaka Matsuoka and Chris Nebergall as they get keelhauled by PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL! Check out my guests' stuff! SYDNEY AGNEW Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thederpyhipster Twitter: https://twitter.com/thederpyhipster AYAKA MATSUOKA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/puga_the_porg CHRIS NEBERGALL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

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It's still PARKS MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And for our second week of Parks Month, the randomizer in its infinite wisdom goes all the way back to 2015 to make us watch an episode of a Disney Junior series with an in-name-only parks connection, depicting a harsh dystopian future of robo-ostriches, gaseous blob-monsters and ruthless dancing space-dictators, where every five seconds someone has to attempt a dumb catchphrase just to survive. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and very special guest Ron Schneider as they travel several MILES FROM TOMORROWLAND, season two, episode sixteen, "Once In A Blue Moon/The Queen Gemma Dilemma!" Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ RON SCHNEIDER Book: https://www.amazon.com/Dreamer-Dreamfinder-Lessons-Learned-Behind/dp/B009ITQLLQ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmXKkK3AbqBdAI9mGstijmA And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. It's PARKS MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And for our very first week of Parks Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2019 to make us watch a batch of made-for-Disney+ documentary shorts profiling various Imagineering and Disney Parks cast members in ways that I'm sure will be completely evenhanded and brutally honest and not even remotely just a big crass commercial for an obscenely massive evil corporation, why would you even think such a thing? Join Tony Goldmark, Ian Bonds, Kyle A. Carrozza and Luke Ski as they waste ONE DAY AT DISNEY shorts - various episodes! Specifically, THESE various episodes: - S1E42: "Dr. Natalie Mylniczenko: Veterinarian" - S1E43: "Ashley Girdich: R&D Imagineer Manager" - S1E44: "Pablo Tufino: Ride Show Technician" - S1E46: "Alfredo Ayala: R&D Imagineer" - S1E49: "Leslie Evans: Senior R&D Imagineer" - S1E50: "Mark Gonzales: Steam Train Engineer" - S1E51: "Season Finale" Check out my guests' stuff! IAN BONDS Bandcamp: https://insaneian.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/insaneianb YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/InsaneIan LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@the_great_luke_ski Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, in which we celebrate St. Patrick's Day a few weeks early as our good friend Zach Hurst makes us watch a Disney Channel Original Movie from 2001 wherein every last Irish stereotype known to man and beast was forced to collide into each other at full speed in a chaotic cataclysmic cacophony of dance steps, lucky charms, thick accents and the color green. And the guy from Galavant is in it! No, not him, the other guy. Join Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Zach Hurst, Cassie Shima and Agatha Vile as they gamble their meager fortunes on THE LUCK OF THE IRISH! Check out my guests' stuff! DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages CASSIE SHIMA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue AGATHA VILE Twitter: https://twitter.com/VileAgatha And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to December 2021 to cover the season-or-possibly-series finale of Marvel's latest Disney+ show, in which they realize they're finally down to the last of the original six OG Avengers and say "Screw it, let's just do a show about the bow-and-arrows guy." Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Zach Hurst as they take aim at HAWKEYE, season one, episode six, "So This Is Christmas?" SPOILER WARNING: Contains (obviously) major spoilers for all six episodes of Hawkeye, as well as minor-to-medium spoilers for Black Widow, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, Eternals, Spider-Man: No Way Home, and a buncha other years-old Marvel stuff that's been around so long that if you haven't seen it by now you probably don't have any interest. Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2019 to cover a series of Disney Junior interstitial shorts bold enough to combine the cheap animation and insipid writing of a pre-school show with the insufferable egotism of a YouTube lifestyle vlog. Proceed at your own peril. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Zach Hurst as they neither like, share nor subscribe to the FANCY NANCY: FANCY IT YOURSELF shorts! VOTE NOW on what this year's Theme Month should be! https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1490596162499321859 Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week, for our first episode of 2022, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1993 to pick an underrated Touchstone Pictures comedy starring Michael J. Fox as a former child actor turned agent for child actors, in a story delightful enough to make you forget to question why we've all collectively decided show business is the one industry where child labor is okay. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Chris Nebergall as they all get sentenced to LIFE WITH MIKEY! VOTE NOW on what this year's Theme Month should be! https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1488059236072394753 Check out my guests' stuff! ALESSANDRA DREYER Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfolklorist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@badfolklorist DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans CHRIS NEBERGALL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

We'll be back with a full episode next week, but in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE with a State of the Parks segment on the unanticipated wild success of Figment popcorn buckets!

DISCLAIMER: This minisode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. We're on hiatus for the month of January and returning on 2/2/22, but in the meantime here's the second of three BONUS MINISODES! In this one, we present various outtakes from the Prince of Persia, Princess Protection Program, Fantastic Four (1994 series), Chip 'N' Dale Rescue Rangers and Viking Warrior Women episodes!

For the first of three minisodes of our post-Christmas/January hiatus, here's a buncha never-before-heard rambly OUTTAKES from our Muppets Haunted Mansion episode from two months ago with Count Jackula, Madeline Maye and Luke Ski!

This week, for our final Christmas episode of 2021, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2007 to pick a made-for-ABC Family Christmas movie that dared to tragically answer the bold cinematic question asked by literally no one, "What would happen if Meet the Fockers, The Chronicles of Narnia and Elf all tried to be the same movie?" Join Tony Goldmark, Michael Hunter, Kit Quinn and the ever-intrusive Santa Claus as they utter their cryptic dying words and break a SNOWGLOBE! In the time since we recorded and released this podcast, Snowglobe has been removed from Disney+, but you can still watch it (if you dare) HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idEz7UPXSmk Check out my guests' stuff! MICHAEL HUNTER Twitter: https://twitter.com/Arctic_Ginger Podcast: https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/come-on-fhqwhpods KIT QUINN Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week, for our second of three special Christmas episodes of 2021, the randomizer goes all the way back to last year to pick one of 2020's seemingly endless stream of COVID-prompted TV specials in which celebrities tried in vain to entertain you people from the socially-distanced comfort of their own homes. Or in this case, the cast of a Disney+ reboot series with a title that sounds ironically redundant at first, but then you realize, no, this thing is sincerely redundant. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Chris Nebergall as they drop out of HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL: THE MUSICAL: THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL! Check out my guests' stuff! ALESSANDRA DREYER Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfolklorist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@badfolklorist DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans CHRIS NEBERGALL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week, for our first of three special Christmas episodes of 2021, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2009 to pick a half-hour animated ABC Christmas special that dared to ask the bold question, "What if you set Monsters Inc. at Santa's workshop, except I'm not sure why I just typed 'except' because that's literally all it is, Monsters Inc. set at Santa's workshop." Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Brianna Garcia and Kit Leitmeyer as they enlist in PREP & LANDING! Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern BRIANNA GARCIA Instagram: https://instagram.com/briannacherrygarcia Twitter: https://twitter.com/BriannaCherry YouTube: https://youtube.com/briberry KIT LEITMEYER Instagram: https://instagram.com/teatraybat TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@teatraybat1 And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week the randomizer, in its infinite wisdom, chooses more NatGeo content for us to endure! In this case, an episode of a three-part documentary miniseries from 2014 which CLAIMS to show us horrific footage of an entire continent being pushed through some poor woman's birth canal and being granted the gift of life, but instead pulls a bait-and-switch for some reason and just talks about volcanoes for 45 minutes. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Brianna Garcia and Kit Leitmeyer as they bear witness to the BIRTH OF EUROPE season one, episode three, "Fire!" Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern BRIANNA GARCIA Instagram: https://instagram.com/briannacherrygarcia Twitter: https://twitter.com/BriannaCherry YouTube: https://youtube.com/briberry KIT LEITMEYER Instagram: https://instagram.com/teatraybat TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@teatraybat1 And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week we're bypassing the randomizer for another Guest's Choice episode, in which Kyle A. Carrozza "makes" us watch three classic theatrical animated shorts from the late 80s and early 90s, based off that smash hit movie from a few years earlier in which Disney asked themselves, "Hey, remember when we used to make wacky cartoons? That was fun, why aren't we still doing that?" Join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew, Kyle A. Carrozza and Luke Ski as they figure out who framed the ROGER RABBIT SHORTS! Shorts covered in this episode: - Tummy Trouble (1989) - Roller Coaster Rabbit (1990) [available on Disney+ as an "Extra" on Who Framed Roger Rabbit] - Trail Mix-Up (1993) Check out my guests' stuff! SYDNEY AGNEW Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thederpyhipster Twitter: https://twitter.com/thederpyhipster LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@the_great_luke_ski Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The next full episode won't be ready until next week, so in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE featuring a State of the Parks segment on the newly-announced makeover of Mickey's Toontown at Disneyland!

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week the randomizer goes all the way back to 1998 to make us cover Nancy Meyers' inexplicably-beloved remake of a 1961 Disney classic, in which the two Lindsay Lohan clones who weren't destroyed in the studio's infamous "Herbie incident" star in a wish-fulfillment fantasy that dares to imagine a make-believe wonderland where divorced parents can successfully reunite for anything other than screaming arguments and traumatized resentment. Join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew, Kyle A. Carrozza and Luke Ski as they get their bloody feet caught in THE PARENT TRAP (1998)! Check out my guests' stuff! SYDNEY AGNEW Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thederpyhipster Twitter: https://twitter.com/thederpyhipster LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@the_great_luke_ski Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2019 to make us watch everyone's favorite kind of Disney+ branded content, a NatGeo special! Fun. Specifically, a special that answers the question, "How do we take the inherently interesting topic of badass female Viking warriors and somehow turn it into the most boring sludge of meaningless CSI and Diet David Fincher aesthetics you've ever tried to stay awake through?" Leave it to NatGeo! Join Tony Goldmark, Haley Baker Callahan, Ryan Hipp and Jen Seggio as they battle some VIKING WARRIOR WOMEN! Check out my guests' stuff! HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Tricksterbelle RYAN HIPP Twitter: https://twitter.com/RyanHippFTW YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/theryanhipp JEN SEGGIO Blog: https://upontheshelfreviews.wordpress.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jenseggio YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheITinFIT And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week, for our second Halloween episode of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to roughly three weeks ago to cover the once-in-a-lifetime confluence of events that led to two divisions of Disney bumping into each other and saying "Hey, you got your Muppets in my Haunted Mansion!" and "You got Haunted Mansion on my Muppets!" Two great tastes that taste great together! Join Tony Goldmark, Count Jackula, Madeline Maye and Luke Ski as they play the music, light the lights and meet the MUPPETS HAUNTED MANSION! Check out my guests' stuff! COUNT JACKULA Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/count_jackula Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/satanicjackula Twitter: https://twitter.com/countingjack MADELINE MAYE Band: https://soundcloud.com/inkblot-band Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland Twitter: https://twitter.com/friendlycatwife LUKE SKI Podcast: http://kyleandluke.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week, for our first of two Halloween episodes of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2002 to cover yet another Disney Channel movie, from the exact same director as the Disney Channel movie we covered on our last episode. This one asks the bold cinematic question, "What if you put a heartfelt, gut-wrenching mystery-drama about death and loss, and a wacky workplace sitcom about ghosts working at an afterlife way station, in a jar together and shook it up as hard as you could?" Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Kyle Kallgren and Agatha Vile as they sign up for THE SCREAM TEAM! Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern KYLE KALLGREN Twitter: https://twitter.com/KyleKallgren YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/oancitizen Theatre Company: https://worlds-elsewhere.com AGATHA VILE Twitter: https://twitter.com/VileAgatha Charity: https://supporting.afsp.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.participant&participantID=2507732 And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The Scream Team episode won't be ready until next week, so in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE on the top ten episodes of Escape From Vault Disney, as voted on by my Twitter followers!

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week the randomizer goes all the way back to 2004 to cover yet another Disney Channel Original Movie, specifically one where the future director of Money Plane plays a blind teenager who decides his own brilliant musical skills just don't make him special enough, so he joins his high school wrestling team to get beat up recreationally for reasons I'm not sure even he really knows. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Shoebox and Kevin VosAnderson as they strap on tights and start GOING TO THE MAT! Check out my guests' stuff! SHOEBOX Website: http://wormquartet.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/wormquartet KEVIN VOSANDERSON Twitter: https://twitter.com/ArthurKnowledge YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ArthurKnowledge And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

It's our final week of Patreon Request Month 2021, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 2017 to pick Troy Lundquist's request for an animated feature from the gone-but-not-forgotten Blue Sky Studios, a timeless fable about the virtues of individualism and pacifism in a cruel, heartless, endlessly competitive world where conformity is normalized and life is disposable. Also there's a scene where a bull twerks. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Cassie Shima as they pick up shovels and clean up after FERDINAND! Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ CASSIE SHIMA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of Kyle Carrozza, who appears briefly at the end. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made.

It's Week #4 of Patreon Request Month 2021, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 2004 to pick Eric Ortiz's request for a randomly-selected first season episode of that show we already covered a couple months ago about going to force some sort of hyper team of monkey robots into being super. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Cassie Shima as they try to remember the name SUPER ROBOT MONKEY TEAM HYPERFORCE GO! season one, episode eleven, "Ape New World!" Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ CASSIE SHIMA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

It's Week #3 of Patreon Request Month 2021, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 1989 to pick Paul Sebert's request for a beloved Disney Afternoon show that aired right after the waterfowl who swam through currency but before the bear who flew a plane, all about a buncha vermin who solved crimes and occasionally went into outer space for some reason. Join Tony Goldmark, Garrett Gilchrist, Michael Hunter and David Spencer as they need help and call Ch-Ch-Ch-CHIP 'N DALE'S RESCUE RANGERS, season one, episode five, "Out To Launch!" Check out my guests' stuff! GARRETT GILCHRIST Archive: https://archive.org/details/@ocpmovie Twitter: https://twitter.com/TygerbugGarrett MICHAEL HUNTER Twitter: https://twitter.com/Arctic_Ginger Podcast: https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/come-on-fhqwhpods DAVID SPENCER Twitter: https://twitter.com/DavidAKAButtons Podcast: https://pipedreampodcasts.com/how-did-this-not-get-made And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

It's Week #2 of Patreon Request Month 2021, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 1993 to pick Nolan Deming's request for one of the most iconic, beloved episodes ever of the deathless primetime animated series that helpfully gave every millennial a kajillion funny quotes to recite and meme at each other to save us the painful embarrassment of trying to learn social skills. Join Tony Goldmark, Yogi Deva-Das, Erika Haynes and Garrett Snook as they put onions on their belts (which was the style at the time) with THE SIMPSONS, season four, episode seventeen, "Last Exit To Springfield!" Check out my guests' stuff! YOGI DEVA-DAS Twitter: https://twitter.com/Yogi_DevaDas YouTube: https://youtube.com/channel/UCVhuZCU_1WqKt4X6fTE-7UA ERIKA HAYNES Twitter: https://twitter.com/RealityOnMute GARRETT SNOOK Twitter: https://twitter.com/ilneigeYT YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/IlNeige And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week, the randomizer kicks off this year's Patreon Request Month by going all the way back to 1979 to pick Nicholas M. Gentle's request for a curious mostly-forgotten "What Would Walt Have Done"-era would-be Disney classic, and I think we can all agree that out of all the Mark Twain adaptations in which the director of Beverly Hills Ninja plays both a horny robot and a time-traveling incel, this is probably one of the top ten. Join Tony Goldmark, Randee Martin, Kit Quinn and Agatha Vile as they stare baffled at the UNIDENTIFIED FLYING ODDBALL! Check out my guests' stuff! RANDEE MARTIN TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@daleearnhardtsfursona Twitter: https://twitter.com/cosmicr3wind KIT QUINN Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout AGATHA VILE Twitter: https://twitter.com/VileAgatha And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes one day early supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week the randomizer goes all the way back to late June 2021, an ancient era forgotten by time, when the earth's crust was still warm, dinosaurs roamed the planet, and only three episodes of Loki season one had been released. For some reason, this podcast saw fit to record a Loki episode at that point and not release it until now. We're good at podcasting. Join Tony Goldmark, Brianna Garcia, Kit Leitmeyer and Luke Ski as they get trapped in an apocalypse with LOKI, season one, episode three, "Lamentis!" Check out my guests' stuff! BRIANNA GARCIA Instagram: https://instagram.com/briannacherrygarcia Twitter: https://twitter.com/BriannaCherry YouTube: https://youtube.com/briberry KIT LEITMEYER Instagram: https://instagram.com/teatraybat TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@teatraybat1 LUKE SKI Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week the randomizer goes back to 1994 to cover the second film in a beloved nostalgic sports movie trilogy about the jock from The Breakfast Club training a buncha youngsters to strap knives to their feet, glide around a frozen room, and try to smack a rubber disk into a net with long sticks. Also they've named their team after waterfowl and Iceland is their sworn enemy. Sports are weird. Join Tony Goldmark, Brianna Garcia, Kit Leitmeyer and Luke Ski as they fly with D2: THE MIGHTY DUCKS!" Check out my guests' stuff! BRIANNA GARCIA Instagram: https://instagram.com/briannacherrygarcia Twitter: https://twitter.com/BriannaCherry YouTube: https://youtube.com/briberry KIT LEITMEYER Instagram: https://instagram.com/teatraybat Twitter: https://twitter.com/Teatraybat1 LUKE SKI Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early, and submit your requests for "Patreon Request Month" in September, by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The next full episode won't be ready until next week, but in the meantime, here's a BONUS MINISODE featuring a State of the Parks segment on the newly-announced details of the Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser hotel set to open at WDW next spring, particularly the detail of how many "credits" the damn thing costs.

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week the randomizer goes back to 1994 to cover an animated series based on one of the greatest comic book series of all time, and a tour-de-force episode that manages to simultaneously answer both of those eternal dual questions, "What would it look like if Captain Planet made fetish porn?" and "Why did it take Marvel so long to get a cinematic universe togeth--OH, that's why." Join Tony Goldmark, Ian Bonds, Kyle A. Carrozza and Devo Spice as they call the FANTASTIC FOUR season one, episode three, "Now Comes the Sub-Mariner!" Check out my guests' stuff! FuMPFest 2021 - August 20-22 in Wheeling, IL! https://www.fumpfest.com The FuMP - https://www.thefump.com IAN BONDS Bandcamp: https://insaneian.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/insaneianb YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/InsaneIan DEVO SPICE Twitter: https://twitter.com/devospice Website: https://www.devospice.com And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early, and submit your requests for "Patreon Request Month" in September, by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week the randomizer goes back to 2009 to cover one of the most highly-rated Disney Channel Original Movies ever made, a Selena Gomez/Demi Lovato dual vehicle which dared to ask the bold cinematic question, "What if a princess had to STOP being a princess for a little while kinda but not really?" And answers, "Huh, guess she can bowl." Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, Morgan Funder and David Ganssle as they get relocated by the PRINCESS PROTECTION PROGRAM! Check out my guests' stuff! ALESSANDRA DREYER Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfolklorist Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfolklorist MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week the randomizer goes back to the mid-2000s to cover an animated series from Toon Disney's "Jetix" block of action shows, a show which, one can only assume based on its title, is either about a super team of robot monkeys going to hyperforce, an ongoing hyperforce full of monkey teams of super robots, or a monkey who makes robots, aligns with "Team Hyperforce Go" and also happens to be pretty darn super. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, Morgan Funder and David Ganssle as they join the SUPER ROBOT MONKEY TEAM HYPERFORCE GO! season two, episode eleven, "Prototype!" Check out my guests' stuff! ALESSANDRA DREYER Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfolklorist Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfolklorist MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week the randomizer goes back to 2005 to cover that one time the Disney Channel decided to make a movie about the plight of indigenous people, specifically Navajos of New Mexico, torn between tradition and modernity, reliant on a country that destroyed them. Naturally, the main character is a white kid and it ends with an 80s-style bike race. Join Tony Goldmark, Cody Clark, Emily Clark and Jenelle Riley as they fall asleep and have BUFFALO DREAMS! Check out my guests' stuff! CODY CLARK Twitter: https://twitter.com/RevScratch EMILY CLARK Twitter: https://twitter.com/emilyabclark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Divinemissem82 JENELLE RILEY Twitter: https://twitter.com/jenelleriley Variety page: https://variety.com/author/jenelle-riley

This week, for our first episode after our June hiatus, the randomizer takes us all the way back to 2010 to cover an infamous underperforming Jerry Bruckheimer-produced Middle Eastern fantasy epic based on a Ubisoft video game, a film that told audiences, "Come for the whitewashing, stay for the ostrich races!" Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Zach Hurst and Cassie Shima as they hold a formal audience with the PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME! Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages CASSIE SHIMA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/talkpitpodcast And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The next full episode will drop next week, but in the meantime, here's a minisode-length State Of The Parks segment on the newly-announced Tower of Terror movie Disney has in development, with Scarlett Johansson attached to star and produce.

We're taking a hiatus for the month of June, with the next full episode dropping on Wednesday, July 7th, but in the meantime, here's a minisode-length State Of The Parks segment on the origins of the newly-opened Avengers Campus land at Disney California Adventure, and the history of Marvel's connection to both Disney and Universal parks.

DISCLAIMER: This minisode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this minisode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. We're taking a hiatus for the month of June, with the next full episode dropping on Wednesday, July 7th, but in the meantime, here's the first of three BONUS MINISODES! In this one, we present various outtakes from the Go Figure, Spider-Man (1981), Clouds and Pixar Popcorn episodes!

This week, the randomizer chooses a the first episode of a Disney+ original documentary miniseries from last year in which Disney sent a camera crew to New York's prestigious School of American Ballet, and they just kinda pointed their cameras at stuff for a while and then edited it together until it technically counted as television. Riveting. Join Tony Goldmark, Kevin Anderson, Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle and Michael Hunter as they get on their tippy-toes and go ON POINTE, episode one, "Getting In!" Check out my guests' stuff! KEVIN ANDERSON Twitter: https://twitter.com/ArthurKnowledge YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ArthurKnowledge NICHOLAS BOGROFF GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/Bogroff1 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJUNsvVi8H54SuaoyjmjMuw MICHAEL HUNTER Twitter: https://twitter.com/Arctic_Ginger Podcast: https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/come-on-fhqwhpods And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week the randomizer chooses a Disney Channel Original Movie from 2005, that magical year when Disney saw fit to release not one but TWO different movies about teenage figure skaters, and apparently we got the one that wasn't good enough for theaters. Join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew, Madeline Maye and Chris Nebergall as they shrug and say GO FIGURE! Check out my guests' stuff! SYDNEY AGNEW Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/thederpyhipster Twitter: https://twitter.com/thederpyhipster MADELINE MAYE Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/inkblot-band Twitter: https://twitter.com/MadsMaye CHRIS NEBERGALL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week, the randomizer takes us all the way back to that magical year of 1979. The 70s were wrapping up, and what did Disney have to show for their first thoroughly Waltless decade? A dwindling animation department; a lot of ground lost to Spielberg, Lucas, Henson and Donner in the "family movie" market; an executive boardroom STILL asking "What would Walt have done?"; and a WHOLE lot of very dumb slapstick comedy sequels starring Don Knotts and/or Tim Conway, or in the case of this week's topic, both! Join Tony Goldmark, Lewis Lovhaug (aka Linkara!), Josh Saucedo and Kaylyn Saucedo (aka MarzGurl!) as they see what the hell happens when THE APPLE DUMPLING GANG RIDES AGAIN! Check out my guests' stuff! LEWIS LOVHAUG Website: http://atopthefourthwall.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Linkara19 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/reuisu JOSH SAUCEDO Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshKnight1st YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/JoshKnightTheFirst KAYLYN SAUCEDO Twitter: https://twitter.com/MarzGurl YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/MarzGurl Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/marzgurl And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark