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This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2018 to pick yet another NatGeo special! And since it's become abundantly clear that every NatGeo special is exactly the same, I'm gonna devote the rest of this description to talking about the life of Daryl Hall. Born in 1946 in Pottstown, PA, Mr. Hall majored in music at Temple University in Philadelphia, met his performing partner John Oates in 1967, and together the duo of Hall & Oates enlivened pop radio in the 70s and 80s with such smash hits as "Private Eyes," "Maneater" and "You Make My Dreams (Come True)." They've had eight platinum albums and sixteen top ten singles, and they continue to tour to this day. Join Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle and Kit Quinn as they foolishly hunt for ALASKA'S DEADLIEST, season one, episode two, "Killer Whale Kingdom!" Check out my guests' stuff! DAVID GANSSLE Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/doggans Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans NICHOLAS BOGROFF GANSSLE TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@badassbogroff KIT QUINN Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2019 to cover the very first smash hit original series Disney+ ever produced, a relic of a magical bygone era when streaming platforms would actually KEEP their original shows available! My, what a novelty. In this case, it's an episode of the popular live-action Star Wars series that asks the bold question "what if we focus on a character you've never heard of from a group whose primary trait so far is cool-looking costumes, make the pace of the show very slow and deliberate and '2010s basic cable prestige drama'-y, and just to entice the kids, add in an endlessly merchandisable adorable little magical creature named Werner Herzog?" You've got a license to print money, that's what. Join Tony Goldmark, Zach Hurst, Santana Maynard and Luke Ski as they make a time machine out of THE MANDALORIAN, season one, episode three, "Chapter 3: The Sin!" Watch my Star Wars videos: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXVC39FA6kPdnWdA3dOsmE3VPVmVzDYNP Check out my guests' stuff! ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages SANTANA MAYNARD Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/santanamaynard TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@santanamaynard Website: https://www.santanamaynard.com LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend Chris Nebergall makes us watch one of Walt Disney's more acclaimed live-action features, a 1954 megahit Jules Verne adaptation featuring groundbreaking special effects, an Oscar-winning director, three Oscar-nominated actors and an intelligent screenplay that didn't talk down to the audience. Basically, it was one of the far-too-infrequent times in Walt's career when he swung for the fences and made a real MOVIE, but of course, Walt being Walt, it also still had both copious racism AND an adorable animal sidekick who's just kinda there for no reason. Such is the duality of Disney. Join Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Madeline Maye and Chris Nebergall as they climb aboard the Nautilus and venture 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA! Check out my guests' stuff! DAVID GANSSLE Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/doggans Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans MADELINE MAYE Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/inkblot-band Twitter: https://twitter.com/FriendlyCatWife YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@friendlycatwife CHRIS NEBERGALL Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Escape From Vault Disney will be back with a full episode sometime next week (we mean it this time!) but in the meantime here's another bonus MINISODE where Tony Goldmark and David Ganssle continue making their way through the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist in alphabetical order. In this minisode, they briefly discuss Ferngully: The Last Rainforest, Fillmore!, Follow Me Boys!, Freaked, Futurama, Galavant, The Gnome-Mobile, some assorted later shorts (specifically Toot, Whistle, Plunk and Boom, Goliath II and Vincent) and a whole buncha Goofy shorts (specifically Goofy and Wilbur, Goofy's Glider, Hockey Homicide, Goofy Gymnastics, Motor Mania and How to Hook Up Your Home Theater)!

Escape From Vault Disney will be back with a full episode next week, but in the meantime here's another bonus MINISODE where Tony Goldmark and David Ganssle continue making their way through the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist in alphabetical order. In this minisode, they briefly discuss the Disneyland 35th Anniversary Celebration special from 1990, a whole buncha vintage Donald Duck shorts (specifically Donald and Pluto, Modern Inventions, Donald's Ostrich, Donald's Nephews, The Autograph Hound, Truant Officer Donald, Donald Duck and the Gorilla, Duck Pimples and Donald's Dilemma), an unavailable-on-Disney+ episode of the original DuckTales, Dumbo's Circus and Ernest Goes to Camp!

Escape From Vault Disney will be back in May with our next full episode, but in the meantime here's another bonus MINISODE where me and David Ganssle continue making our way through the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist in alphabetical order. In this minisode, we briefly discuss a banned episode of Darkwing Duck, the series Dave the Barbarian, a bunch of Disney's animated WWII propaganda shorts (specifically Donald's Decision, The Vanishing Private, Der Fuehrer's Face, Education for Death: The Making of the Nazi and the original 1943 Chicken Little) and the 1990 Dick Tracy movie.

Escape From Vault Disney will be back in May with our next full episode, but in the meantime here's another bonus MINISODE where me and David Ganssle continue making our way through the alphabetical list of everything on the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist. In this minisode, we briefly discuss Cabin Boy, Captain EO, the 2015 remake of Cinderella, Clerks: The Animated Series, the 1995 made-for-TV remake of The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes and Condorman!

Escape From Vault Disney will be back in May with our next full episode, but in the meantime here's a bonus MINISODE where me and David Ganssle continue making our way through the alphabetical list of everything on the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist. In this minisode, we briefly discuss Believe You Can...And You Can!, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Blossom S3E19: "Of Mice and Men," The Boatniks, The Bob's Burgers Movie, The Brave Little Toaster and Buzz Lightyear of Star Command!

Escape From Vault Disney will be back in May with our next full episode, but in the meantime here's a bonus MINISODE where me and David Ganssle start going down the alphabetical list of everything on the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist. In this episode, we briefly discuss The 7D, the Aladdin TV series, Anastasia (1997), The Barefoot Executive and Batman: The Movie (1966)!

It's the fifth and final week of NOT ON DISNEY+ MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And to wrap the month up, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1958 to cover one of Walt Disney's "True-Life Adventures" nature documentaries, specifically a particularly infamous little film about Arctic fauna that you probably know by reputation even if you don't quite recognize the title. But once you Google the title, your response is probably something along the lines of "Oh God no...OH GOD NO NOT *THAT* ONE!!!" Sigh. Yes, folks. THAT one. Join Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Madeline Maye and Chris Nebergall as they freeze to death in the WHITE WILDERNESS! Rent White Wilderness on YouTube if you dare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4qstsC4uoA Check out my guests' stuff! DAVID GANSSLE Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/doggans Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans MADELINE MAYE Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/inkblot-band Twitter: https://twitter.com/FriendlyCatWife YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@friendlycatwife CHRIS NEBERGALL Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

NOT ON DISNEY+ MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney just keeps on lumbering along! For our fourth and penultimate week of Not On Disney+ Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1999 to cover a documentary on the man who originally created, designed and animated the world's most famous tri-circled talking cartoon rodent. The rodent's name was of course Mickey Mouse, but the man's name, contrary to popular belief, was not Walt Disney, nor was it arguably a human name at all. I mean, the guy was a real human, but his name sounded more like a random handful of letters pulled out of a Scrabble bag. It rhymes with "Tub Bi-Twerks" for God's sake. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Michael Hunter and Zach Hurst as they shake THE HAND BEHIND THE MOUSE: THE UB IWERKS STORY! Rent The Hand Behind the Mouse: The Ub Iwerks Story on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsUV9lvIRu0 Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern MICHAEL HUNTER Twitter: https://twitter.com/stinkomike Podcast: https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/come-on-fhqwhpods ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

It continues to be NOT ON DISNEY+ MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! For our third week of Not On Disney+ Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1984 to pick a home video compilation of content made for a fledgling young premium cable channel called The Disney Channel, specifically the series borne out of someone saying "Hey, y'know those newfangled 'music-videos' all the kids seem to like? What if we made our own using cheap-to-license oldies and footage from Disney's vast library of animation? A sort of 'animated music video' if you will." And at that moment, millions of future 2006-era YouTubers' ears perked up and they didn't know why. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle Kallgren, Randee Martin and Shoebox as they try to decide whether or not they want their DTV: GOLDEN OLDIES! Watch DTV: Golden Oldies on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMgbLwBRlV4 Check out my guests' stuff! KYLE KALLGREN YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/oancitizen Theatre Company: https://worlds-elsewhere.com RANDEE MARTIN Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@daleearnhardtsfursona Twitter: https://twitter.com/cosmicr3wind SHOEBOX Website: http://wormquartet.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/wormquartet And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

It's still NOT ON DISNEY+ MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And for our second week of Not On Disney+ Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2003 to pick a Disney-acquired 20th Century Fox romantic comedy that asks the bold cinematic question, "Hey, remember when romantic comedies didn't suck? Remember when they were actually romantic and actually funny and you'd actually enjoy watching them? Yeah, us neither, but apparently the director of that cheerleader movie does, and he somehow convinced Obi-Wan Kenobi, Bridget Jones, Niles Crane and the lady from Leap of Faith to star in his Rock Hudson/Doris Day fan film, so what the hell, let's market it so piss-poorly it won't even really develop the cult following it'll richly deserve!" Join Tony Goldmark, Kit Quinn, Renie Rivas and Jen Seggio as they gotta get up to get DOWN WITH LOVE! Please donate to David Ganssle's car crash injury recovery fund: https://www.gofundme.com/f/recovery-fund-for-dave-ganssle Rent Down with Love on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YDMZCakSgw Check out my guests' stuff! KIT QUINN Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio RENIE RIVAS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/renie_rivas Podcast: https://ringringpodcast.podbean.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Renie_Rivas JEN SEGGIO Blog: https://upontheshelfreviews.wordpress.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jenseggio YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheITinFIT And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

It's NOT ON DISNEY+ MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney, in which this podcast ventures outside the confines of Disney+ for the first and only time! And for our first of five episodes of Not On Disney+ Month, say, did you know that in 1981, Disney made a movie where Bill Cosby played a demon from Hell? Cuz it's true! In 1981, Disney made a movie where Bill Cosby played a demon from Hell. Now, for some unknowable reason, Disney has seen fit to exclude their 1981 Disney movie where Bill Cosby played a demon from Hell from Disney+, which of course made the 1981 Disney movie where Bill Cosby played a demon from Hell eligible for our Not On Disney+ Month shortlist! And when our randomizer perused that shortlist, which, to reiterate, included the 1981 Disney movie where Bill Cosby played a demon from Hell, that randomizer saw fit to make us watch none other than the feature film released by the Walt Disney company in 1981 in which infamous comedian/TV star/convicted rapist/Jell-O commercial spokesman William Henry Cosby Jr. portrayed an unholy demon who came from what can only be described as Hell. Join Tony Goldmark, Ryan Hipp, David Spencer and Agatha Vile as they make a deal with THE DEVIL AND MAX DEVLIN! Watch "Kill Bosby: The Complete Saga": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PQNrDLS52E Rent this movie if you dare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25KTXVmy54g Or better yet, donate some money to RAINN: https://www.rainn.org/ Check out my guests' stuff! RYAN HIPP Twitter: https://twitter.com/RyanHippFTW YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/theryanhipp DAVID SPENCER Twitter: https://twitter.com/DavidAKAButtons Podcast: https://pipedreampodcasts.com/how-did-this-not-get-made AGATHA VILE Twitter: https://twitter.com/VileAgatha And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2016 to cover a biopic about the United States Coast Guard's heroic 1952 rescue of the crew of the S.S. Pendleton, often rightly touted as one of the most daring rescue missions in military history. And who better to bring this real-life tale of the courageous men who bravely defied insurmountable odds and valiantly risked life and limb for their fellow man to the silver screen than the co-writer of Joker, the director of Cruella and the lead actor who's widely considered inferior to Shatner? (SHATNER for God's sake!) Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Bonnie Gordon and Luke Ski as they while away THE FINEST HOURS! Check out my guests' stuff! BONNIE GORDON Twitter: https://twitter.com/BonnieBellG Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bonniebellg IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3239252 LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend Haley Baker Callahan makes us watch a Lucasfilm classic from 1988, in which George Lucas finally gets fed up with sci-fi purists decrying Star Wars as "more of a fantasy" and says "Oh, you want a fantasy? I'll give you a fantasy!" And because everyone in the 80s knew for a fact that Lord of the Rings would never ever ever be a live-action movie, George instead threw together a buncha swords, sorcery and other sword-and-sorcery tropes, cast Wicket W. Warrick and Nick Rivers, hired Opie Cunningham to direct it, and threw in a giant two-headed ballsack dragon because why the hell not. Join Tony Goldmark, Haley Baker Callahan, Laura Crone, Brianna Garcia and Cassie Shima as they ask the dicky-bird why does he sit singing WILLOW (1988)! Check out my guests' stuff! HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ LAURA CRONE Twitter: https://twitter.com/downwithlcc YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/LauraCrone BRIANNA GARCIA Instagram: https://instagram.com/briannacherrygarcia Twitter: https://twitter.com/BriannaCherry YouTube: https://youtube.com/briberry CASSIE SHIMA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2021 to once again cover a Disney+ original documentary series all about, what a shocker, just how awesome Disney is at doing the things Disney does! This time, it talks about that one time all the countries in the world converged on Flushing Meadows in Queens, and Walt Disney, Pepsi-Cola, the "No Wire Hangers" lady, a team of exhausted overworked Imagineers and of course the songwriters of "Pineapple Princess" all combined efforts to show those countries of the world, "here's what we think you'd look like if you were all adorable doll-children stuck singing the most insufferably insipid melody ever devised until the end of time." And the void stares back, ever deeper. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Cassie Shima as they getcha from BEHIND THE ATTRACTION, season one, episode eight, "It's A Small World!" You all have until 11:59PM on Tuesday, February 14 to VOTE for this year's Theme Month! https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1623230124526272514 Watch my original three-part "It's A Small World" episode of Some Jerk With A Camera! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=854rX0bpFE8&list=PLXVC39FA6kPfVJPk9rdvVmo7gnXlC5rRl Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ CASSIE SHIMA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week, I'm joined by the hosts of the Channel KRT podcast as the randomizer goes all the way back to 2022 to pick everyone's absolute favorite type of content we cover on this podcast, YET ANOTHER NATGEO SPECIAL! And this one's about those lovable striped predatory carnivores that have graced cereal boxes and early-90s comic strips the world over, tigers! Specifically the tigers native to the vast Sikhote-Alin Nature Reserve in Southeast Russia, which are apparently powerful enough to brainwash NatGeo narrators into thinking they're tigers too. Join Tony Goldmark, Tyler Green, Randee Martin and Kit Quinn as they get hunted and devoured by RUSSIA'S WILD TIGER! VOTE on our Theme Month topic for March: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1620693445601017856 Check out my guests' stuff! CHANNEL KRT: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/channel-krt/id1530833092 KIT QUINN on Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout RANDEE MARTIN on Twitter: https://twitter.com/cosmicr3wind TYLER GREEN on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TylerFG And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Escape From Vault Disney will be back on January 25th with our episode on the NatGeo special Russia's Wild Tiger, but in the meantime, here's a BONUS MINISODE featuring outtakes (caused by different technical difficulties) from the recent chaotic Arendelle Castle Yule Log episode!

This week, for our final Christmas episode of 2022, the randomizer goes back to 2020 to pick a piece of Disney+ original content that continued the grand holiday tradition of the televised Yule Log. Originally devised in 1966 by television executive Fred M. Thrower for New York City's WPIX, for over fifty years now the Yule Log has brought the relaxing, soothing warmth of a crackling seasonal fireplace into countless households without fireplaces of their own. And while the staticity of its very nature certainly makes it an unconventional programming choice, its place in Christmas culture is undeniable and certainly worth extensive discussion. Join Tony Goldmark and his very special guests as they curl up by the Christmas tree with a warm blanket and a mug of hot cocoa and enjoy the ARENDELLE CASTLE YULE LOG! Check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week, for our second of three special Christmas episodes of 2022, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1992 to pick the only cinematic adaptation of Charles Dickens' legendary holiday masterpiece to depict the timeless tome exactly as its opium-addled author intended: with a felt amphibian as Bob Cratchit, a felt swine as Emily Cratchit and the guy from Jaws: The Revenge as Ebenezer Scrooge. Also there's Paul Williams songs, ice skating penguins and a weird giant spider monster. It's by far the best Christmas movie we've ever covered on this podcast. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle and Renie Rivas as they put on colorful sweaters and go from door to door singing THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL! Check out my guests' stuff! NICHOLAS BOGROFF GANSSLE YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJUNsvVi8H54SuaoyjmjMuw RENIE RIVAS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/renie_rivas Podcast: https://ringringpodcast.podbean.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Renie_Rivas And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week, for our first of three special Christmas episodes of 2022, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1992 to pick the blockbuster sequel to one of the biggest Christmas smash hits of all time, a heartwarming holiday tale set in the Big Apple, complete with all the staples of a Merry Christmas: family, Christmas trees, toy stores, generosity, school pageants, travel complications, chronic abandonment, homelessness, fireworks, bodily injury, lifesize plastic skeletons, Hitchcockian bird attacks, Tim Curry, unpleasant reminders of America's worst disaster, unpleasant reminders of America's OTHER worst disaster, and of course lots and lots and lots of bricks to the face. Also the first word in the title is no longer accurate. Join Tony Goldmark, Ryan Hipp, Jacob Martin and Gaby Tyrrell as they make up some flimsy excuse and stay HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK! Check out my guests' stuff! RYAN HIPP Twitter: https://twitter.com/RyanHippFTW YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/theryanhipp JACOB MARTIN Bandcamp: https://closetothesun5.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/rct3isepic YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rct3isepic GABY TYRRELL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ghoulish_gabs YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/GhoulishGabs And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2016 to pick exactly what all my most dedicated listeners tune in to this podcast to hear, ANOTHER DAMN NATGEO SHOW! For the second week in a row. Hey, don't thank the randomizer, it's just doing its very stupid job. This particular NatGeo show is a reality show all about the veterinarians working at a Florida animal hospital that specializes in caring for exotic animals, which basically means "literally any animal that can fit through the door that isn't a dog or a cat unless it's the main vet's dad's dog with bunny ears on." That may seem like tortured logic, but whaddaya expect, it's Florida. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Cassie Shima as they speed off after dropping their screaming blood-drenched tortoise on the ground in front of DR. K'S EXOTIC ANIMAL ER, season three episode four, "Operations Skunk!" Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ CASSIE SHIMA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2020 to pick one of the roughly nine zillion NatGeo documentaries on Disney+ all about sharks! Yes, sharks, those oft-maligned predators of the deep who were the subject of exactly one really good movie almost fifty damn years ago and the general public is still inexplicably fascinated with them, even though unless you're a fish, you're statistically more likely to get killed by a falling vending machine than a shark. So I guess the real question is, where's Spielberg's suspenseful masterpiece about falling vending machines? Screw The Fabelmans, get that guy's priorities in order! Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Cassie Shima as they sign NDAs and tell no one the horrible SECRETS OF THE BULL SHARK! Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ CASSIE SHIMA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2022 to pick a Disney+ original movie about a precocious young theater kid named Nate who, despite the movie title, does not find himself locked in fierce gladiatorial combat with an inferior precocious young theater kid named Ever. It's about Nate pursuing an impossible dream of sweating in a hot mascot suit for two hours under hot theater lights while the overpaying tourists don't even get to see his face. Along the way he goes viral on TikTok and sneaks into a dinosaur museum because it's a movie and those 91 minutes won't fill themselves now will they. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they debate whether the loser fed to the lions should be BETTER NATE THAN EVER! In the time since we recorded and released this podcast, Better Nate Than Ever has been removed from Disney+, but you can still watch it HERE: https://ia802500.us.archive.org/35/items/bubbless/Better%20Nate%20Than%20Ever%20%282022%29.mp4 Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

DISCLAIMER: This minisode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. Escape From Vault Disney will be back next week with a full episode on the Disney+ original movie Better Nate Than Ever, but in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE featuring various outtakes from the Man of the House, Chip 'N Dale Rescue Rangers, Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith and Beverly Hills Chihuahua episodes!

Yeah, I know this isn't a Disney+ movie, but screw it, this is my podcast and Weird: The Al Yankovic Story is a movie I've basically been waiting for pretty much all my life. Enjoy the spoiler-free review!

This week, for our (slightly-belated) second Halloween episode of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2021 to cover a DCOM that happens to be a remake of the first DCOM to ever get branded with the official "DCOM" label. It's about a poorly-protected Egyptian mummy who comes back to life, befriends a few kids, appears in a homemade monster movie, stars in a viral dance video, runs afoul of antiquity thieves, sticks a remote to the ceiling with honey somehow, accidentally buys too much birdseed, fights off goons with an enormous ice cream cone, and eventually goes back to sleep. "Well that all sounds interesting," I hear you ask, "but by any chance does it also involve an outdated Kid 'N Play haircut and/or a villain eating octopus erotically?" Friend, you ain't gonna believe the answer. Join Tony Goldmark, Emily Clark, Zach Hurst and a Surprise Special Guest as they sign non-disclosure agreements and keep the project UNDER WRAPS (2021)! Check out my guests' stuff! EMILY CLARK TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emilyabclark Twitter: https://twitter.com/emilyabclark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Divinemissem82 ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages SURPRISE SPECIAL GUEST Twitter: https://twitter.com/bigdadydrac1869 And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week, for our first of two Halloween episodes of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1980 to cover a made-for-TV movie that has absolutely nothing to do with Halloween and barely even has all that much to do with ghosts. In fact, if anything, the titular ghosts are just interrupting an already way too convoluted story about a rich kid, his evil gold-digging relatives and the newly gender-integrated military academy he attends for some reason. Also there's a zipline competition, an awkward sex ed class scene and the most Italian man in the world. And did I mention the ghosts are Civil War veterans? Cuz the ghosts are Civil War veterans. I know it doesn't seem possible, but the film is even less coherent than I'm making it sound. Join Tony Goldmark, Mat Brunet (aka AniMat!), Kyle A. Carrozza and David Spencer as they strap on proton packs and bust THE GHOSTS OF BUXLEY HALL! Check out my guests' stuff! MAT BRUNET Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/c/AniMatsCrazyCartoonCast Twitter: https://twitter.com/AniMat505 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ElectricDragon505 KYLE A. CARROZZA Website: https://www.kyleacarrozza.com Podcast: http://kyleandluke.com Bandcamp: https://tvskyle.bandcamp.com DAVID SPENCER Twitter: https://twitter.com/DavidAKAButtons Podcast: https://pipedreampodcasts.com/how-did-this-not-get-made And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. IT'S THE ESCAPE FROM VAULT DISNEY 100TH EPISODE SPECTACULAR!!! That's right, this objectively very stupid podcast where grown-ass adults whine about children's media has finally reached triple-digits, and to celebrate, we assemble the biggest group of guests we've ever had to take on a topic chosen through an unusually-convoluted process involving the randomizer, my guests' preferences AND a Twitter poll, and in that Twitter poll my sadistic listeners made us watch a 2008 "comedy" in which - get this - DOGS TALK! Wha-wha-wha-WHAAAAAAA? Dogs aren't gifted with the power of coherent speech in REAL life! Much less the voices of such A-list celebrities as The Guy From That Thing and The Other Guy From That Other Thing! What fantastic miracles will the magic of cinema grace us mere mortals with next? Join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan, Kyle A. Carrozza, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle, Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle, Michael Hunter, Zach Hurst, Kit Quinn and Luke Ski as they load up the truck and move to BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA! Check out my guests' stuff! SYDNEY AGNEW Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thederpyhipster Twitter: https://twitter.com/thederpyhipster CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans NICHOLAS BOGROFF GANSSLE YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJUNsvVi8H54SuaoyjmjMuw MICHAEL HUNTER Twitter: https://twitter.com/Arctic_Ginger Podcast: https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/come-on-fhqwhpods ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages KIT QUINN Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

We're still another week away from the Escape From Vault Disney 100th Episode Spectacular, in which we cover Beverly Hills Chihuahua, but in the meantime here's the spine-shattering conclusion of a two-part interview that frequent guest Luke Ski conducted with host Tony Goldmark back in April! We talk about some of the movies on Disney+ that haven't been covered on the show yet, including an extremely lengthy digression on the merits, or lack thereof, of the infamous Cars 2. PLUS! A State of the Parks segment on the recently-announced Figment movie in development!

The Escape From Vault Disney 100th Episode Spectacular, in which we cover Beverly Hills Chihuahua, is two weeks away, and in the meantime here's part one of a two-part interview that frequent guest Luke Ski conducted with host Tony Goldmark back in April! We talk about various episodes of the show, and for some reason go off on a very long tangent about the Meatballs movies.

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2008 to pick an episode of Disney Channel's smash hit sitcom that launched the massively successful pop music career of Miley Cyrus. But before she was swinging around naked on wrecking balls, she was stuck in the world's worst love triangle with the guy from High School Musical (no, not him, the other guy) and a small child who the writers decided needed to be unspeakably horny, because 2008 was a very different time when that idea was considered humorous for some appalling reason. No wonder she ended up swinging around naked on wrecking balls. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they scalp tickets to HANNAH MONTANA, season two episode twenty-nine, "We're All On This Date Together!" There's still time to VOTE in the 100th episode Twitter poll! https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1570344221332353026 Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Episode #99 won't be ready til sometime this weekend, but in the meantime, here's an advance clip of the end of it where my guests and I narrow down our 100th episode topic to four choices! Go VOTE in the Twitter poll! https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1570344221332353026

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2005 to pick the spine-tingling conclusion of that one time some Northern California film school tech weirdo spent hundreds of millions of dollars on three movies about his most famous characters' parents. Featuring laser swords, lava battles, digital muppets, a planet full of gorilla-bears who get distressingly little screen time, tons of memes in their natural habitat, and of course the horrifyingly relevant omnipresent specter of encroaching fascism. Y'know, for kids! Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Kaylyn Saucedo and Luke Ski as they enlist in the STAR WARS: EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SITH! Check out my guests' stuff! KAYLYN SAUCEDO Twitter: https://twitter.com/MarzGurl YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/MarzGurl Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/marzgurl LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

It's our fifth and final week of Patreon Request Month 2022, and the randomizer's going all the way back to the year 2000 to pick Scott's request for a Disney Channel movie about a family of sentient alien space bubbles whose planet falls under the tyrannical rule of an evil fascist sentient alien space bubble, forcing them to flee to Earth, where they take human form somehow, subsist on root beer and fear the wind...and somehow the movie is very, very, very boring. Join Tony Goldmark, Phil Johnson, Shoebox and Devo Spice as they argue on Facebook with their STEPSISTER FROM PLANET WEIRD! Check out my guests' stuff! PHIL JOHNSON Website: https://www.PhilJohnsonComedy.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/roadsidephil SHOEBOX Website: http://wormquartet.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/wormquartet DEVO SPICE Website: https://www.devospice.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/devospice And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

It's Week #4 of Patreon Request Month 2022, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 2020 to pick Z. Taylor Dunkin's request for a randomly-selected batch of three episodes of the seven-minute Australian kids show about a family of talking dogs that's taken the world by storm, and endeared itself to kids and adults alike, thanks to a winning combination of refreshing sincerity, surprising emotional depth, and a level of cuteness which I'm pretty sure was outlawed by the Geneva Convention. Also more toilet jokes than you might think. Join Tony Goldmark, Rob Bergman, Emily Clark and Renie Rivas as they guess that's why they call it the BLUEY, season two, episodes seven thru nine, "Favourite Thing," "Daddy Drop-Off" and "Sleepytime!" Check out my guests' stuff! ROB BERGMAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/RobSnatcher EMILY CLARK TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emilyabclark Twitter: https://twitter.com/emilyabclark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Divinemissem82 RENIE RIVAS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/renie_rivas Podcast: https://ringringpodcast.podbean.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Renie_Rivas And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

It's Week #3 of Patreon Request Month 2022, and this week the randomizer's going all the way back to the year 2000 to pick Pat_Alazr's request for a Disney Channel Original Movie all about the majesty of cinema itself, in which screen legend Mickey Rooney lends his formidable gravitas to a timeless fable about the seductive power of the silver screen. It's also a movie in which the lead character cleans up gumballs with a hockey stick and stabs a giant dinosaur balloon with a sword. Join Tony Goldmark, Rae Harrell, Charles Moss and Jen Seggio as they throw popcorn at the PHANTOM OF THE MEGAPLEX!" Check out my guests' stuff! RAE HARRELL Twitter: https://twitter.com/RaeHarrell_VA YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSbo6mgs5IX8G8oP-mYUj4g CHARLES MOSS Portfolio: https://www.charlesmossanimation.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/MossAnimation YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtvTWOJ-Y1Nd5zvm08jmEGg JEN SEGGIO Blog: https://upontheshelfreviews.wordpress.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jenseggio YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheITinFIT And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

It's Week #2 of Patreon Request Month 2022, and we're teaming up with the hosts of Mystery Shack Lookback as the randomizer goes all the way back to 2022 to pick Zan Hecht and Tyler Paul's request for the Disney+ original movie that saw fit to hire the lunatics at The Lonely Island to take over the Disney asylum, and Trojan Horse the most surreal phantasmagorical whirlwind of pop-cultural remixing this side of The LEGO Movie into an adaptation of a semi-remembered Disney Afternoon show from over three decades ago. My guests weren't ready for that yet, but the kids they may or may not ever have are gonna love it. Join Tony Goldmark, Ella Cesari, Charley Marlowe and Shelby Sessler as they take the clues and find the wheres and whys and whos of Ch-Ch-Ch-CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE RANGERS (2022)! Check out my guests' stuff! MYSTERY SHACK LOOKBACK Podcast: https://mysteryshacklookback.libsyn.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/mysteryshackpod ELLA CESARI Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/drawnwithoutref Twitter: https://twitter.com/drawnwithoutref Portfolio: https://ellacesari.weebly.com CHARLEY MARLOWE Twitter: https://twitter.com/charmarlowe YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/CharleyMarlowe TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@CapnGoatbeard SHELBY SESSLER Website: https://www.shelbysessler.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/shelbysessler YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/shelbeanie143 And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week, the randomizer kicks off Patreon Request Month 2022 by going all the way back to 2021 to pick Emily Hinton's request for a Pixar instant classic which got a pandemic-induced straight-to-Disney+ release, an animated movie about talking fish where a fish child leaves home and gets taken to...no, not that one. An animated movie about a fish-human hybrid creature who dreams of something more above the surface and...no, not that one either. The one set in Italy where the fish-kid wants to be an astronaut or something and everyone may or may not be gay. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Lewis Lovhaug and Viga as they find themselves utterly charmed by LUCA! Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern LEWIS LOVHAUG Website: http://atopthefourthwall.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Linkara19 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/reuisu VIGA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vigasartroom Twitter: https://twitter.com/Viga YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/VigasArtRoom And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1981 to pick, for the second time in the history of this podcast, an episode of an early-80s Spider-Man animated series in which a villain kidnaps a superhero and Spidey has to chase that villain all the way to Europe to rescue the superhero from a creepy old castle. Something something Doofenshmirtz, something something two nickels. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Luke Ski and a Surprise Special Guest as they look out, for here comes the SPIDER-MAN AND HIS AMAZING FRIENDS, season one, episode seventeen, "The Bride of Dracula!" NOTE: For those who like to watch each episode topic before listening, if you watch Disney+ on a computer, it might list "The Bride of Dracula" as episode 18, not 17. We were all in the same room watching on a TV when we were recording, and the TV said it was episode 17, so that's what we went with. "The Bride of Dracula" is the only TV episode we cover in this podcast episode, regardless of which number it is for you. Check out my guests' stuff! LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@the_great_luke_ski Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski SURPRISE SPECIAL GUEST Twitter: https://twitter.com/bigdadydrac1869 And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The lost episode is un-lost! This week, we proudly present an episode once thought lost in a hard drive crash, but now found, if by "found" you mean "we started over from scratch using lower-quality Zoom recordings." In this episode, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2020 to pick an episode of a NatGeo reality show about animals that promises to be a NatGeo reality show about animals and not much else. But if you like watching tiger surgery, hold on tight! Join Tony Goldmark, Mat Brunet (aka AniMat!), Ryan Hipp and Randee Martin as they run through the JUNGLE ANIMAL RESCUE, season one, episode five, "A Tiger's Tale!" Learn more about Wildlife SOS: https://wildlifesos.org Check out my guests' stuff! MAT BRUNET Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/c/AniMatsCrazyCartoonCast Twitter: https://twitter.com/AniMat505 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ElectricDragon505 RYAN HIPP Twitter: https://twitter.com/RyanHippFTW YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/theryanhipp RANDEE MARTIN Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@daleearnhardtsfursona Twitter: https://twitter.com/cosmicr3wind And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early, and submit your requests for "Patreon Request Month" in August, by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of Kyle Carrozza, who appears briefly at the end. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made.

I gotta take this week off to give myself time to catch up (and hopefully stay caught up) before Patreon Request Month (still one more week to submit requests at https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark btw!) but in the meantime, here's an extended outtake - a much longer version of the "Agatha bugging Doggans" bit from the Man of the House episode, featuring Agatha Vile and David Ganssle!

This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend Charlie Callahan inexplicably throws away the one and only Guest's Choice episode he'll ever get on a deservedly-obscure Disney "comedy" from 1995 that's equal parts boring and racist, in which Chevy Chase doesn't get to be a jerk, Jonathan Taylor Thomas doesn't get to be likeable, George Wendt doesn't get to be funny and Farrah Fawcett has to pretend to be into Chevy Chase despite looking like Farrah Fawcett. It's a complete waste of everyone's time, especially ours! Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan, Zach Hurst and Gaby Tyrrell as they stick it to the MAN OF THE HOUSE! Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages GABY TYRRELL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ghoulish_gabs YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Atomicnerdgirl And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early, and submit your requests for "Patreon Request Month" in August, by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week, as Tony returns from his impromptu hard drive crash-induced mini-hiatus, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2015 to pick the last movie (as of now) that the legendary George Lucas was personally involved with, an animated fairy tale with a story by Lucas himself combining his love of mythic fantasy with his penchant for subversive genre fusion...only this time, for some bizarre reason he combined the plots and/or aesthetics of Beauty and the Beast, Ferngully, Mamma Mia! and various Labyrinth fanfics. Yeah, this one didn't exactly get a holiday special. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Gaby Tyrrell as they get cursed by some STRANGE MAGIC! Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ GABY TYRRELL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ghoulish_gabs YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Atomicnerdgirl And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early, and submit your requests for "Patreon Request Month" in August, by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Unfortunately, due to severe technical difficulties, I have no choice but to declare the Jungle Animal Rescue episode a lost episode. Instead, have a minisode this week featuring a song I recorded about Scrooge McDuck in the late 2000s, plus a teaser for what next week's episode WILL be!

Escape From Vault Disney will be back next week with a full episode on NatGeo's Jungle Animal Rescue, but in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE featuring various outtakes from the Luck of the Irish, Behind the Attraction, Encanto, Alice In Wonderland and Hawkeye episodes!

This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend Alessandra Dreyer "makes" us watch a Disney Animated Canon classic from 1951, a heartwarming tale about a little girl who enters an incredible fantasy world and spends roughly an hour and change getting harassed, bullied, trolled, gaslit, demonized, psychologically tortured, nearly burned alive and nearly decapitated by a seemingly endless string of demented sociopathic weirdos. Y'know, good clean wholesome Disney magic! Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Erika Haynes as they go ask ALICE IN WONDERLAND (1951)! Check out my guests' stuff! ALESSANDRA DREYER Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfolklorist Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfolklorist DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans ERIKA HAYNES Twitter: https://twitter.com/RealityOnMute And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

This week, as Tony returns from his impromptu COVID-induced mini-hiatus, the randomizer picks an episode of perhaps one of the top ten greatest animated nostalgia reboot series about talking ducks to feature aliens, zombies, Greek Gods, slap bracelets and a magical shadow dimension ruled by superintelligent goats. And that's all just in this episode. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, Morgan Funder and David Ganssle as they grab onto some DUCKTALES (2017), season two, episode eleven, "The Golden Spear!" Woo-oo! Check out my guests' stuff! ALESSANDRA DREYER Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfolklorist Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfolklorist MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Escape From Vault Disney will return with a full new episode next week, but in the meantime, here's a BONUS MINISODE of some canon-breaking outtakes from our Star Wars episode from a few weeks ago, featuring Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Morgan Funder and Luke Ski!