Dungeon Dads

Filnyr, Abel and Jonas flee from one crime scene to another as signs are given, portents are read, and secrets are revealed! Dad References: Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em Natural Male Enhancement E Vampire Old Man Logan The Fugitive Blood Sugar Sex Magik Memento Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Get some Dungeon Dads Merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode17

It's the first episode of our new premium campaign, Mountain City Mayhem! Join Darbin, Milo, and Tarbuk as they try to make it in the big city of Monterre. Pulling jobs, cracking heads, and running grifts is all in a day's work for this crew that's usually trying to do right, even if it's on the wrong side of the law. Dad References: Margo Martindale Toughie Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Get some Dungeon Dads Merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Check Out the Art of Kurolines: Kurolines on Instagram Email at [email protected] Additional Credits: Music by the Dungeon Dads with performances by Amanda Watson, Jen Carr, Kiyomi Troemner, and Leah Haynie Additional music, sound effects, and ambiance obtained from: tabletopaudio.com vindsvept.bandcamp.com zapsplat.com Episode Page: dungeondads.com/MCM1

It's a bard, a blast, and a back alley brawl as our heroes face down a new threat. But whose side are they on, and is it the right side? No, really... I'm asking you. Dad References: Relache "R-r-random!" Borderlands 2: Scooter Ring of Fire "It's electrifying!" Summer Nights Penny Hardaway Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Get some Dungeon Dads Merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode16

Hot talk about episodes 14 and 15! Hornitos! We're launching a Patreon on 6/1! Texas lightning! All new premium campaign! Prince sing along! Don't miss this ep! Dad References: "For me, it was Tuesday." Slick Rick "Our list of allies grows thin." Dave Chapelle as Prince Complete works of Christina Rossetti Into the Woods (Reprise) Cream "Are we the baddies?" Where There's a Whip, There's a Way Check out this artist! SWATS For a Good Cause: Shelter in Play RPG Bundle Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus15-1 Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit

It's a real come to Geezus moment as our heroes return the unconscious jumper Sil Moonbrook to Geezus of the Orc Wars in fulfillment of their deal. If everything was as it seemed, though, it wouldn't be another episode of the Dungeon Dads podcast! Dad References Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes The story of the Dread Pirate Roberts Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode15

Jonas picks a fight with a child. Dad References The Little Rascals Smurfette "He's just a boy!" Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode14

In this episode, a metaphorical tornado of questions. Plus, a literal tornado! Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus13-2 Review us on Podchaser: podchaser.com/dungeondads

Level 5 is a big one... what new spells will John choose?!?!? Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus13-1 Review us on Podchaser: podchaser.com/dungeondads

The battle is over but who is left to pick up the pieces, both literal and metaphorical? It may be time for our heroes to decide whose side they're on. Dad References: Reddit picks worst 5e spells. Por que no los dos? Bust a deal, face the wheel. You get what you get. Good Morning Starshine ASCII Art Independence Day White House Explosion RAF Lakenheath Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode13 Review us on Podchaser: podchaser.com/dungeondads

Rella Splittoe guides our heroes to a midnight showdown with the Horunae brothers. Will the gang survive and rescue the mysterious Sil Moonbrook, or will the dastardly brothers add four more notches to their belts? Dad References: Festivus Pythagorean Theorem Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode12

Our heroes sit down for a hot cup of bula at the Waterdeep consulate. John almost quits the podcast... find out why! Dad References: Dikembe Mutombo (again) Trimming the Verge Blake Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode11

Our heroes finally make it to Lakeshire, home of the Brine's embassies and center of its ladybone production. Will they stay the course, or will big city life... alter them? Dad References Buffy the Vampire Slayer - The Puppet Show Kanye West - Diamonds From Sierra Leone (Remix feat. Jay-Z) Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode10

It's a fight to the death against some bad hombres. You know what's worse than necromancers or slavers? Necroslavers! Dad References: Alanis Morissette - Hand In My Pocket Hulk Stomp Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode9

The dads process their experiences from episode 8, argue about who had the hardest time painting minis, and shout out to some of our awesome fans. Dad References: "Anything Can Happen in the Woods..." Squidmar - "I wish I knew this before painting my first miniatures" Goobertown Hobbies - "FUNDAMENTALS!" Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus8-1

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Will our heroes stay the course or be tempted to dally with magical curiosities? Dad References: Goblin Market - Christina Rossetti In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida - Iron Butterfly His Dark Materials - Iorek's Armor The Wiz - Ease on Down the Road Ghostbusters - Crossing the Streams Keep Calm and Carry On Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode8

The dads debate rules of passive perception and challenge each other to a miniature painting contest. Peanut butter is discussed. Dad References: Justin's Peanut Butter 300: Shield Wall vs. Spin Moves Bring it On! Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus7-1

The gang must flee Gnome's Gap while fending off the dangers of the forest: mysterious enchantments, wild beasts, and... a log on the water. Dad References: Crikey! Baby Got Back Anaconda Lost in the Woods Hodor Snake (Calculator Game) Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode7

This bonus episode includes some in-depth discussion of D&D mechanics, as the Dads discuss the details of new skills, and why they're choosing certain spells and abilities for their characters at level 4. If you're just in this for the adventure, feel free to skip this episode and head straight to episode 7! Dad References: Wildcats Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus6-1

A journey to a mysterious purveyor of trickster magic at the center of an enchanted forest. What could go wrong? Dad References: Pizza Hut "You can call me Ray J." "What my special purpose is for." "Some people call me Maurice." Jabba the Hutt Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode6

A few shoutouts, a few questions, a few answers, and a lot of tangents. It's time for some real talk with the dads. Dad References: Mitch Hedberg - Corn on the Cob Home Alone - Les Incompétents Buffy the Vampire Slayer RPG Munchkin Nerdarchy Coachella 2005 Some Podcasts We Like: Not Another DnD Podcast Venture Maidens You Meet in a Tavern Acquisitions Incorporated: The "C" Team Dungeons and Daddies Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus5-1

Filnyr, Jonas, and Abel are in a fight for their lives as battle erupts in the forest. Who lives and who dies may all come down to a roll of the dice. Dad References: I'm Still Standing Dick in a Box That scene in the Two Towers where the arrows go whoosh by Aragorn's head. Wrigley Field Up your butt Jobu. Fuck you Jobu! I do it myself. Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode5

Origin episode for Filnyr Omajyre. These prologue episodes, recorded before episode 1, are individual adventures with each of the party members that give some additional background and detail as to how they ended up at Fort H'Passe. This week it's a home invasion thriller as Filnyr greets unexpected visitors at the Neverwinter consulate. Will his natural diplomacy be enough to defuse the situation, or will he have to turn to powers that are more mysterious, more dangerous, more... foreign? Dad References: Game to Grow Epcot Center Stop! Hammer time. Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus4-1

The Goodshower Spearmen are given a mission of critical importance to the Hark army, but the mysterious sentient blade Paresseux Incompetent has another agenda. As the bond between Filnyr and Paresseux grows, the rest of the squad is put in mortal danger... but to whose end? Dad References: Shot Towers of the 1800s Sabre! We're Not Worthy! You Can Do It! Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode4

Time to level up to 3! What new spells and abilities will the dads choose? Listen and find out... if you dare. This bonus episode includes some in-depth discussion of D&D mechanics, so if you're just in this for the adventure, feel free to skip this episode and head straight to episode 4! Dad References: Hold Me Now Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus3-2

Origin episode for Abel Rockbrother. These prologue episodes, recorded before episode 1, are individual adventures with each of the party members that give some additional background and detail as to how they ended up at Fort H'Passe. In this gripping tale, Abel Rockbrother's lonely life as the hermit of Red Cloud Mountain is disrupted when a dwarf war party comes a knockin'. Will Abel refuse the call to adventure? He's sure going to try. Dad References: Where There's a Whip, There's a Way Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus3-1

The gang deals with the aftermath of their attempt at espionage. Tensions mount both within and without the group as a new threat is revealed and the past comes back to haunt more than one hero. Who knew soldiering could be so complicated? Dad References: Earmuffs Donald Rumsfeld Second Breakfast Who's On First? Jesus Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode3

This bonus episode is for anyone who has been enjoying the podcast but finds the entire concept of Dungeons and Dragons a bit mystifying. Sam and Thom explain some basic DnD concepts, discuss why we chose this format in the first place, and keep the whole thing right around 20 minutes. Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus2-2

Origin episode for Jonas Silverwind. These prologue episodes, recorded before episode 1, are individual adventures with each of the party members that give some additional background and detail as to how they ended up at Fort H'Passe. In this thrilling origin story, Jonas Silverwind embarks on a journey to reclaim his honor in the eyes of his noble family. Things go horribly wrong, or perhaps... horribly right? Either way, Mr. Percy had better run. Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus2-1

Jonas, Filnyr, and Abel are given the task of rooting out the mysterious "Hank," the enemy agent convincing new recruits to desert. It's a counter-espionage extravaganza as Jonas spies a new business opportunity, and the gang has trouble telling lies from the truth, not because they're in too deep, but because they're just not very good at this. Dad References: Zabar's "I was born a poor black child." (The Jerk) Dikembe Mutombo Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode2

In addition to the guys' thoughts on their first episode, this bonus episode includes some in-depth discussion of D&D mechanics, as the Dads discuss the details of new skills, and why they're choosing certain spells and abilities for their characters. So if you're just in this for the adventure, feel free to skip this episode and head straight to episode 2! Dad References: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus1-2

Listen as each Dad tries to find the best method to roll character stats when faced with Thom's novel approach. They also choose classes, races, and talk through their decisions and intentions for their characters. If you're just in this for the adventure, feel free to skip this episode and head straight to episode 2! To jump to a specific character, see their starting times in this episode below: Sam creates Abel - 0:00:58 Tim creates Filnyr - 0:29:52 John creates Ionas - 0:53:58 Dad References: Unforgiven Gran Torino Logen Ninefingers (the books of Joe Abercrombie) "Just when I thought I was out..." (Godfather Part III) The Jonas Brothers Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus1-1

Jonas (John), Filnyr (Tim), and Abel (Sam) sign up -- for various reasons -- to be new recruits in the army of King Robert Hark. They each come in with different expectations, but it's safe to say that no one is getting what they signed up for. When the spears are raised and the arrows fly, will they learn to work together to survive, or will this be the shortest podcast series ever recorded? Find out in the first episode of Dungeon Dads! Dad References: Holly Hunter Ladyhawke Weekend at Bernie's Office Space Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode1