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Lakenhearth makes headway in creating the Army of the Free Brine Valley that Abel promised, but everything comes at a price. Schnobik wants to go already. References: Julia Gulia, Wedding Singer You must go east to go west MacArthur's Farewell Let's Get Crazy Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode66

With Lakenhearth in shambles, and the Prince of Eder suddenly in control of the town, Filnyr, Ionus & Schnobik must think quickly. Florn has his own idea on how to handle things. Dad References: 1 Fish 2 Fish If I Ran the Zoo Batman Bat Dance Thieves in the Temple I Played Michael Collins Zeus I Shaved My Legs for This Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode65

The fight continues as Ionus, Filnyr, Schnobik, and Florn try to save Lakenhearth. And each other. Dad References: You’ll have to toss me Anna - Frozen Rodeo cowboy Mind is broken - The Name of the Wind So much depends upon a red wheelbarrow Quiche Florentine Tablecloth trick (with plating on top) Horror movie head correction Punch perm Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode64

Trying to rest back in Lakenhearth, Ionas & Filnyr receive new information that reveals the threat to the town and to their lives may be more immediate than they had expected. Dad References: Paula Abdul - Opposites Attract Meatloaf - I Would Do Anything For Love Give me a Steak Medium Rare Flop Key Scanlan's Hand Not Gonna Do It Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode63

Ionus and Filnyr learn more about the Gilbraine Elves, their plans for the island, and why Beslyth needs help. Now they must decide whether or not to accept her deal and take on Shnobick as their new adventuring companion. Dad References: Latrine - Robinhood: Men in Tights Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode62

After being led deep underground into a room carved from lead, the answers to long-held mysteries force the party to quickly choose sides. And, as always, answers lead to new questions. Dad References: Silicon Valley seat pants Adele Dazime Who’s on First Huzzah (The Great) Barrier Block in Minecraft Lead It's Quite Cool Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode61

Schnobik leads Filnyr and Ionus to the White Lady herself! The only question is what could she possibly want with them? Dad References: Not Even Once The Prodigy - Firestarter Heavy Metal Statler and Waldorf His vision is based on movement. Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode60

It is the aftermath of the standoff with Brinque and the mine may still hold secrets. With their confidence shaken, can the group bring themselves to finish this dirty business? Dad References: Alfred, Lord Tennyson - In Memoriam A. H. H. OBIIT MDCCCXXXIII: [Prelude] The 1990s ice pick murder movie Tom Petty and Heartbreakers' - Breakdown Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode59

Filnyr, Abel, Ionus & Felipe continue to press their assault on Brink, the alhoon. To the victor: the mine. Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode58

Abel, Filnyr and Ionus descend the mine shaft as they discover they might be their own worst enemies. References: Sneakers too many good actors? Jim Jarmusch movies with lots of characters, but still excellent Spiderman turn off the dark Rules Lawyers: critical hits only double the dice not Hexblade’s curse and other damage numbers. “Nobody knows, nobody sees” Drows to the Left of me, Drows down below here I am Wile E. Coyote Anvil and other anvils too What's in the Box Hot Pockets 90s commercials Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode57

Ionus, Filnyr and Abel find themselves with pre-dawn plans to handle the situation that Florn has committed them to. Rolo takes them into the woods to Dagmoon's mine. Dad References: Master of Puppets The Dark Knight Rises - Gotham's Reckoning Playoffs?!?! Excellent Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode56

While planning for their venture into Dagmoon's mine, Ionus takes some personal time to check up on his brother and glean more information about the business behind the bramble wall. In the days that follow, Filnyr and Abel learn more about Gilbraine's seedy underbelly and begin piecing together the giant puzzle that is the Brine Valley. Dad References: 23 Skiddoo 23 Skidoo (band) Contact Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode55

Finally able to catch a breath, Filnyr, Abel, and Ionus explore bustling Lakenhearth and try to create a new dynamic with some of its recent transplants. Dad References: They call it a mine It's rude not to haggle Time after Time Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode54

Abel, Filnyr, and Ionus wake up in Lakenhearth, unsure of how much time has passed since their ordeal in the domed depths. Echoes resound in their heads. Are they prophecy, or just godly desires? Perhaps "don't trust your eyes" wasn't just a warning for the journey down the hole... Season 3 begins. The epic adventure continues. Dad References: Mr. Robot Turn! Turn! Turn! Let the bodies hit the floor Stan Myspace Friendster ICQ Geocities Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode53

At the Center of the World, in the Under Dome, old friends gather to seek new knowledge. They get more than they bargained for as the dads bring Season 2 in for a shaky, unexpected landing. Dad References: The dream never dies just the dreamers Old Habits Die Hard The Friends we made along the way That one scene from The Abyss Stop rhyming. I mean it. (Princess Bride) Where's Waldo—Grad Student Cracks the Code Sus Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode52

With many dead strewn across the now quiet dam, Abel and Filnyr keep a watchful eye as Ionus addresses the Monterrans. Felipe tries to help the Lakenhearthers, despite being in a bad way. And still to brave: a hole in the world and the fathomless depths below. Dad References: Age of Aquarius We Will Lead as Two Kings I Need an old priest and a young priest Center for Ants Holy Diver - (lyrics) Konami code Inside Out 2D world Inside of You Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode51

The fate of the Monterran forces hang in the balance as the War of Water's End rages on, and the battle at the top of the tower remains unfinished. Gail Neverwinter seems to have gained the upper hand as Abel and Ionus lay unconscious atop the tower. Does Filnyr have enough left to turn the tide? Dad References: Beavis & Butthead Sex is on Fire 13 Reasons Why Jesus Walks King Kong/Fay Wray Skull Island Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode50

On one side, the well-trained regulars of Harkness hunker down to defend the dam. The Boats of Monterre approach to engage on the water and the Lakenhearth "army" cobbled together by Jonus, Filnyr, Abel and Felipe Madamba stand ready to charge the dam fortress by foot, by water and by air. It's a perfect plan. Nothing will go wrong. Dad References: Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys Lucille Bluth: " . . . first I blow him, then I poke him. . . " Hadouken has changed What if Luke missed when he turned off his targeting computer? Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode49

Abel, Filnyr and Ionas journey down the river with Felipe Madamba to clear the path for the imminent Monterran warships heading to Waters' End. Felipe takes issue with their tactics and tries to add his personal style to their plan, despite the added risk. Dad References: War Never Changes Snidely Whiplash Charlie Chaplin Apocalypse Now REO Speedwagon Dam that River Special Thanks: Bryan Weiss at RPG & CO. Stop by and check out his stuff! Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode48

Felipe Madamba is not what they expected. Filnyr gets a strange offer. Ionas reconnects with his past, and Abel hatches a plan to save some foreign soldiers. Dad References: True Death for You Hole in the bottom of the sea Shock and Awe . . . will be our Independence Day I’m on a Boat The Nod In Defense of the Return of the King's multiple endings Hot Pie Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode47

Filnyr, Abel, and Ionus have an opportunity to cripple the Hark Army and rescue some hostages that could put them in Felipe Madamba's favor. However, there still may be a surprise or two left before they can escape. Dad References: SNL Threw it on the ground Are you a Mexican or a Mexican't? Peter Tingle Lethal Weapon 2 Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode46

Filnyr, Abel and Ionas finally put Robert's Gift in their rearview, but the Threeway promises many tricky dilemmas. Can the Dads navigate this slice of Gilbraine without losing themselves? Dad References: Don't waste another minute on your crying The Prone Bone Kill Shot Les Poissons Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode45

Midnight is imminent, bringing with it the return of Mr. Percy, and the devastating effects of the poison that has been "anointed" on Ionas. Having just survived the assassination attempt, Tim, John & Sam push back as Thom tries to hand-wave the last few hours until midnight, trying instead to unearth the plot behind these attempts on Ionas' life. Dad References: Survivor What about Parfaits Impossible meat BB-8 in casino Scrooge McDuck Invisible Weapon Hark the Herald Angels Sing La Vie en Rose “Mawwage” - Princess Bride Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode44

Filnyr, Abel and Ionas still have several hours before their appointment to reunite with Mr. Percy, so they spend a little more time with the wagon train. Ionas uses his name to find information about Monterre and try to earn respect. Surprises abound... some just plain lucky. Dad References: You Can't Handle the Truth Floor of Dunatis Scroll Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode43

Abel awakens to a very excited Filnyr and Ionas, who have quite the tale to tell. Meanwhile, Pawson discovers a curious group of travelers heading south from a familiar mountain city. Dad References: Why Ask Why? Try Bud Dry Brawndo has what plants crave! Sex Panther Lord of the Rings "What News from the Mark?!" Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode42

After a well-deserved night's rest, Ionas and Filnyr find themselves up early and Abel showing no signs of rising anytime soon. So, they explore the ruins on Robert's Gift and find much more than they expected. Dad References: 90's MMA The High Line Scroll Portal Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode41

Following an inexplicable flash of light and ensuing chaos, Ionas & Filnyr prepare themselves to face a cadre of disciples of Tempus prepared to die in his name. Within the Yoron stone, Abel faces an ominous cloaked figure and many unknowns. Distinct problems require different solutions. Dad References: Soon Meme Equity Meme Universal Tram Ride Tunnel Gorify Entrapment You Have One of Those Faces Blood Diamond Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode40

The Nameless Monk guides Abel, Filnyr & Jonas to Robert's Gift, to confront a group taking Abel's old writings a bit too literally. Along the way, Abel learns a thing or two, and everyone makes plans on how to handle these cult initiates before they kill each other in Abel's name. Dad References: Ain't That a Kick in the Head Cryin Will Tippin Limitless The Sun has Gone Down and the Moon has Come Up (Cake) T1000 rules Euron Greyjoy Once Upon a Time in Hollywood - Cliff Booth & Bruce Lee Interstellar Time Layers Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode39

Eager to leave the Red Cloud Mountain behind, Abel is forced to confront his past and the group is forced to detour while the scrying eyes keep watching them. What is the statute of limitations on pillage and sack? Dad References: Go Back to Your Home Follow that Bird Beverly Hillbillies Beverly Hills You’ve Got Some Splaining To Do Levi's 3-legged jeans Dunatis Floor Scroll Disney World Pirate Scavenger Hunt The Good Place Flying Day Hacksaw Jim Dugan Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode38

The Holdershek dwarves of the Red Cloud Mountain arrive to confront our adventurers. Abel Rockbrother, sometimes Snowflower, hopes he can rely on his relationship with them as a former friendly neighbor on the mountain to talk things out. Dad References: Private Eyes The Edge Godzilla Vs. Mothra Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode37

With his mother's voice and Mr. Percy's story echoing in his mind, Ionas has a restless night as the camp sleeps. When a mysterious figure emerges from the darkness with a debt to settle, will he be ready? Dad References: Dread Pirate Roberts Every Which Way But Loose Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode36

Filnyr, Abel, and Ionas discover that old friends have learned new tricks and that old tricks have found new friends. The plot thickens like a bowl of cod stew for a would-be king whose grasp of the past gets called into question. There's nothing quite like a fireside chat... Dad References: Early Eddie Murphy Mean Girls Regina George Goldfinger Uber Alles Protagonist - Tenet 24 - Season 2 The Map of the Brine Valley Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode35

Our heroes complete their ascent, but the heart of Red Cloud Mountain is ancient and strange, and the will of Donatus is impossible to fathom. Ionas is driven by his hunt for understanding. Abel keeps a wary eye on Handa, and the impending birth of her child. Filnyr seeks the source of his power. None are ready for what they find. Dad References: Terra Cotta Statues Portraits in Hogwarts This is the Way What You Talkin' About Willis? Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode34

Abel, Filnyr, and Ionas assess their situation after their run-in with the gith monks. With Pawson urging them forward, they make several unsettling discoveries as they climb Red Cloud Mountain. Some secrets may be better left unfound. Dad References: Tonight's Gonna Be A Good Night Islands in the Stream Reunited Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode33

After being run out of Lakenhearth under curious circumstances, our heroes find themselves in the middle of Little Finger Lake with too many allies in desperate need of help. Their new companion, Pawson, attempts to prove his worth while making everyone a little uncomfortable. Dad References: Gingerbread Man Looking California, but Feeling Minnesota How Does It Feel Bridesmaids My Neck My Back, My Neck & My Back Yondu Pocket Hot Dogs Rasher You Know What Really Grinds My Gears Hairography Unicorn Galloping on YouTube I Will Survive Go Gith Some Fat Bastard Guess I'll Just Fireball Them Edging Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode32

Thinking their trap is set, Abel, Ionas, Filnyr and Despo Goodshower await the approach of Helsputh's rival, who has arrived with a larger entourage than they anticipated. The trap is sprung... but on whom? Dad References: If You Want Him, Come and Claim Him Maybe it's Maybelline That's Not a Knife! Monty Python - Taunting White Fang Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode31

After a home-cooked meal with Helsputh, during which they learn much about the Brine, Abel and Jonas refuse an offer that would bond them forever, and Filnyr learns a new use for his quarterstaff. The trio wake up rested in Lakenhearth, but some grim news quickly catches up with them, and they discover that someone is not telling the whole truth. Dad References: I'm the Captain Now Bonjour Give Me the Ring Your Mission, Should You Choose to Accept It Census Tora! Tora! Tora! Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode30

Our heroes finally make it to Lakenhearth for a much needed rest. Jonas and Florn have a chance to resolve some issues. Filnyr flexes his cooking muscles for a dinner guest. Conversation continues late into the night as cities burn in the distance. Just a normal day in the Brine Valley. Dad References: You are the Most Beautiful Girl... in the Room The Rain in Spain The Taint Corsican Twins Minnesota Twins Convince the World that it is in this Plane Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode29

After realizing that what happened at the tower was not an isolated event, Filnyr, Ionas & Abel try to assess the extent of damage and lives lost as they make their way back to Lakenhearth. Ionas reaches out for help, Abel gives a hand to the defense of the settlement and they encounter a new... "friend?" Dad References: You can respond to this message Riding side-by-side Taken Van Morrison Cross a River Ouija board Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode28

As our heroes do their best to make the best of the situation at the tower, our story moves back to Lakeshire. A professional named Argon "Stormfeather" has been tasked with rescuing someone named Grim Portnoy from the Orphanage's dungeon. After taking weeks to meticulously plan the extraction, a promised distraction comes early and forces Argon to act ahead of schedule. The best laid plans... Dad References: Tenacious D - City Hall Battle Star Galactica Top Secret! Helter Skelter Alexander the Great Cobra Kai Scanners (NSFW) The Boys (NSFW) Gender Reveal Party The Abyss Palpatine Machine Support our guest, Austin Moraga: The Iron Bound Chest Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode27

Barely alive and running low on options, standing at a tree of unknown origin and purpose, Filnyr, Abel & Ionas find themselves stuck between the Ederran army and a growing darkness that approaches from the Briar wall. Dad References: Brother Darkness Double Dragon Eva Perón Brock Lesnar Dig Dug Friendly Ghost Theater in the Round Balasana (Yoga Pose) David Bowie - Labyrinth Mario running for coins Minecraft The Old Tongue Smells Like Teen Spirit Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode26

It's open war at the ruined temple as Paresseux's reach extends beyond the spear pieces to command the minds of those around him. Our heroes fight for survival while also making a decision that could fracture the group and radically alter the fate of the Brine Valley. After this, nothing will be the same. Dad References: Here Comes the General The Gambler Obi-Wan's Battle Stance Vomit The Giving Tree Islands in the Stream Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode25

After handling their separate threats, our heroes are hurt, nearly out of resources, and still have some distance to travel to make their way back to Lakenhearth. It won't be made any easier as Paresseux's "Paladin" awaits down the road... Dad References: Our list of allies grows thin Silverado Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode24

As Filnyr & Abel try to find their way back to the Lakenhearth militia's wagon, Ionas, Florn & the militia have to deal with a surprise of their own. Without his compatriots, Ionas is left to his instincts, and well... a blaster's gonna blast. Dad References: Rolo Tomassi Who’s on First? Man, it’s been a long day, and I hate the fuckin’ Eagles Game. Blouses. Dread Pirate Roberts Ding Dong Ditch Modern Caster General Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode23

With a small militia protecting them & Despo Goodshower in tow, the guys flee the Battle of the Briar and head toward Lakenhearth as fast as they can, hoping to beat the Ederran army there. The situation quickly gets more complicated as scouts report back, and their skills are needed in two places at once. With time working against them, do they risk losing an ally, or attempt to divide and conquer? Dad References: Leisure Suit Larry Old Priest and a Young Priest Hungry Eyes Get Down On It Dead Again Night of the Living Dead Skeletons hit the magical ward (GoT) And a shot and a beer Peabody and Sherman "I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!" "And the horse you rode in on!" "I've had enough of this shit!" Super Mario Galaxy Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode22

Our heroes find themselves once again atop the bramble wall, this time looking outward over a fierce battle between soldiers of the Hark army and numerous barbarians & druids led by the Gnome on Pantherback aka The Undercarriage of the Future aka The Scourge of the Tall Folk aka Rides with Bear Mounts... Familiar faces appear, and a desperate scenario forces Jonas, and his compatriots, into the middle of the fray. Dad References: West Siiiiide Shipoopi Yoda Nightcrawler Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons Iron Lotus Triple Lindy The Floor is Lava Check us out on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Get some Dungeon Dads Merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode21

Our heroes spend the night in Grove Relache, waiting for the arrival of the White Lady. Unexpected dangers loom and familiar faces make surprise appearances, but the fellas worry that their decision may have... grove consequences. Dad References: Gale's Coffee Maker Cabin in the Woods "What do your elf eyes see?" Phazyme Spidey Sense Topo Chico's Risque Logo Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Get some Dungeon Dads Merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode20

It's a schnodown with Jonas's half-brother Schnobik in the Grove Relache. Is blood thicker than water? Is blood thicker than... more blood? Dad References: What's he Building in There? People are People The Gold Watch Erotic Art in Pompeii (NSFW) Elf Porn (Super NSFW) "That's What She Said..." ... or "As the Girl Said to the Soldier." ELI5 Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Get some Dungeon Dads Merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode19

Our heroes journey to the mysterious Grove Relache, where the search for Schnobik -- or whatever he has become -- begins. New allies "join" the fight and new dangers present themselves in the heart of the woods. Dad References: Let's Call the Whole Thing Off Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Lactation Consultants Tomorrow Relache Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Get some Dungeon Dads Merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode18

The dads discuss the traumatic events of episodes 16 and 17. For the full episode, join us on Patreon! Dad References: No Way Out The Fugitive "We're in the Endgame Now" Nell Matt Mercer's DM Screen Dungeon Dudes YT Farmville A Boy Named Sue Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Get some Dungeon Dads Merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus17-1