Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

📝 SHOW NOTES (for post description):Mid-century modern hotel confusionJason Cabello returns! Recovery Unplugged + Toxicology podcastMagic Mind and mushroom mishaps 🌿🍄Kraboxone™: Kratom + Suboxone fusion 🧪Dopeywood recap: triumphs, drags, tech failsDave’s LA meth story and forgotten tribute to Todd 💔The Stash Word disaster (and why it’s still fun)DM from a coke addict trying to detox 💬A musical finale + shoutout to Scott Wick the rap god 🎶 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Episode Notes!DOPEYWOOD COMING!AWESOME EMAILS AND VOICEMAILS!ABBEY:Postpartum anxiety and getting prescribed benzosHer first time using heroin — in sober livingMoving back to Pittsburgh with her dad to get her life togetherBuilding a YouTube following with her daughter MylaDealing with fame, trolls, and the dark side of "sober influencer" cultureWhy she stopped posting her daughter onlineSetting boundaries in co-parentingThe emotional side of recovery, relapse, and internet backlashHer evolving relationship with recovery, privacy, and motherhood🦪 Part 2: Ray the Clammer – A TributeGrowing up on the South Shore, catching clams with his feetFirst time freebasing: “My heart exploded. I fell to my knees. It was great.”Ten years of coke dealing, freebasing, and losing everythingSmoking away all the product, burning bridges, losing his union jobHomeless in NYC, sleeping under Port Authority, working “security” for a pimp named OtisSuicidal thoughts in the subway tunnelsThe moment he didn't jump, and got back on the train to Long IslandBrought home by police as a missing personFinds NA, relapses, gets honest — and stays sober from 1993 until his deathDevoted to service: rides, hotlines, detox speaking, always showing upPassed away with 30 years clean — this recording was his goodbye gift to Dopey Nation Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Doug’s back in the kitchen after nearly dying from a TCI (mini-stroke)Dave compares Doug’s Memorial Day scare to Ray the Clammer’s UTI-induced brain fogRay heads to rehab; Dave wants to publish a book of Ray quotesDoug calls the meeting a “beginner’s asylum”; Dave defends the newcomersRule 62, “start your day over,” and other Rayisms get debatedDave reflects on dirt, struggle, red cardinals, and the poetry of recoveryBagel store confrontation: Dave rolls his eyes and almost gets whackedReddit backlash: Dave reads Dopey Nation critiques of teaser formatFans on Reddit defend the show and say the $5/month is worth itDave tweaks the teaser style and explains his morning social media ritualMentions of Dopey Zooms and upcoming Patreon Zoom nightDave teases birthday content for a future episodeShoutout to Scott Wic aka The Rap God Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Fentanyl vs. Heroin: "Trash high"—no legs, not the same rush, felt grateful when heroin disappearedFirst Shot: A friend made him do it for free—"Misery loves company"—then couldn't stopOD Stories: OD'd twice in one day—once behind the wheel on FDR, once after snorting Bronx bags, woke up in hospital, ripped tubes out, lied about asthmaMom's Heart Attack: 4 days after OD, mom has a heart attack from stressHustles: Selling weed, flipping Suboxone, scamming friends, "like a credit card"—balances, fronts, jugglingJam Band Scene: Heavy on acid, ketamine, nitrous, Calvin Klein (coke + K), LSD handling mishap at Camp Bisco led to paranoia for a weekMethadone Clinic Madness: Working in the clinic, finding crack pipes, wild characters, hustles in the waiting roomRecovery Pivot: Got clean after the ferry breakup, went to White Deer Run, cut methadone taper on day 3, Old Testament-level detox, started working the 12 steps, counselor Heath changed his lifeWorking in Treatment: From the methadone clinic to Ascendant, saw the whole spectrumWriting: Wrote Slingshot Diaries in Maryland, self-published hundreds of copies, found purposeReflection: Raw honesty, doesn’t glorify but doesn’t hide it either—“thank God for grace and mercy” Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

👉 Sign up for Patreon at www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastGet bonus episodes, access to Dopey Zooms, exclusive merch, and support the Dopey mission. It’s cheap, it’s fun, it’s how we keep this sick show going. $5 a month = stickers + bonus shows. $8 = ad-free shows. $10 = video extras. $15 = stickers, socks, Ray Brown’s pubes (kidding… maybe).Be a Dopey patron, stay strong, and fucking toodles for Chris. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🎸 Steve Poltz returns! From meth psychosis to music on the mountain🧠 Touring with Shane MacGowan and snorting meth off his thumbnail🏨 Destroying hotel rooms across Australia (banned from Quest Apartments!)💡 20 years in recovery: why Steve stopped going to meetings🎤 Using music and stage time to carry the message😡 Dave and Steve debate Bob Weir and John Mayer (spoiler: Dave hates Bobby)💩 Dorm blackout story: naked in the hallway💌 Emails from South Africa, 10-year sober milestones, kratom struggles🏀 Knicks fan rant with Devin, post-loss meltdown🕍 Jewish guilt, moil trauma, and the power of a Nashville Seder🎵 Poltz performs “Shine On” live + bonus track at the end📦 Shoutout to Poppasmurf for shipping Dopey merch📣 Thanks to Oro Recovery, Mountainside, Recovery Unplugged, Safe Spot, and CustomStickers.com (use code DOPEY20)🎨 Dopey art shoutouts: Brita, Piz, Edward, James Glennie, Chrissy, and all the Dopey Nation Zoomers Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🚗 Taped live from Doug’s Subaru in front of Dave’s house📬 Sarah’s amazing weed and recovery email🏀 Dave curses out Celtics fans at a recovery music festival🍩 Entenmann's, gout, and Doug’s ongoing battle with saturated fat📢 Heart Attack Doug refuses to share in meetings but Zooms all over the West Coast🎸 Shout outs to Steve Poltz, Anders Osborne, and the ghost of Billy Strings🧈 Too much butter, not enough cardio🤡 Dave bombs as an MC, then redeems himself with “fuck the Celtics”🌈 Love is the answer, let your freak flag fly, and fuckin’ toodles for Chris Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🏥 Doctor shopping on the UWS, Florida pill mills, and the $300/week FedEx Oxy plan🧬 Coke, klonopin, benzos, nodding out mid-Xbox match, screaming at his roommate📦 Upper West Side methadone clinic and snorting dope on the Staten Island ferry📸 Starting “@immaeatthis” on a subway ride—going viral, getting paid, and staying sober🧸 Emotional amends, dumb lies (Blackwater contractor? really?), and hope through service🎉 Dave celebrates Susan’s 7th birthday with a musical performance📨 Emails from Montreal bus drivers, Bayshore pill seekers, and Dopey lifers🧦 Send in a voicemail = socks? Maybe. Stickers? Definitely. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Knicks vs. Celtics playoff madnessDave vs. “New York City Dave”Shout out to Boston Dave G (but still, fuck Boston)Is The Last of Us now just lesbian Eat Pray Love?Getting recognized on the street (and overstaying the moment)Ray's Grindr adventures: “I clean toilets and give BJs”Anti-aging meds, eye lifts, and midlife crisis merch dropsMusic segment: “Good So Bad” live from the studioDopey Wood lineup updates: Darrell Hammond OUT, the rest still INCome to DopeyWOOD!— tickets are free! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🏀 Knicks Playoff Fever: Dave opens the show celebrating the Knicks’ win over the Celtics and his deep attachment to the team.🌸 Family Time: Dave spends the day with his daughter Susan, planting flowers and reflecting on fatherhood.🧂 Mustard Seed Parable: Conversation with Mike’s Amazing Mustard leads to a deeper discussion about hope in recovery.🚨 Josh C. Update: Following a drug task force raid, former Toodles for Chris scholarship recipient Josh Clark is arrested for meth, LSD, and DMT but secures a scholarship to Divided Sky rehab in Vermont.🤖 AI Frustrations: Dave vents about ChatGPT fabricating a story about Chris smoking crack out of a shrimp shell – a made-up detail that cost him money in clip production.📞 Prison Voicemail from Polly: Shocking account of sharing needles with hundreds of inmates, smuggling ass tobacco, and the grim reality of hepatitis spread in prison.🎤 Sam Miller’s Story:Childhood trauma and gas huffing at age six.Selling liquid LSD drops at 15, including putting acid directly into his eyes.Meth addiction while working at a puppy mill, witnessing a MRSA outbreak that killed puppies.Suicidal thoughts and a near-death experience involving a stolen car and being tied to a chair by a best friend.Clarity moment: Waking up under a tarp, realizing his life was in shambles, and walking miles to his mom’s house to beg for help.Early recovery: Living in a trailer, reading books by the light of a Game Boy, and attending multiple 12-step meetings daily.Sam’s rise in comedy, the first open mic feeling like the first high, and the healing power of storytelling.Friends lost to overdose, including the haunting phone call from Justin pretending to shoot himself.🎭 Sam on Comedy: Finding the sweet spot between dark humor and trauma, and how comedy became his new addiction.🚀 Dopey Wood Announcement: Dopey Wood event in four weeks – tickets are free for Dopey Nation.🧦 Dopey Merch & Sponsors: Shoutout to customstickers.com, where Dopey Nation can get 20% off using code Dopey20.🔥 Closing Segment: Dave reminds listeners to leave a review, join Patreon, and stay strong, Dopey Nation. Toodles for Chris. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Whats on Patreon:Adam’s chaotic childhood, bullying, and getting high at 12Smoking weed with an abusive friend’s stepdadGetting beat with wrenches, sent to institutions, and almost stabbedDropping acid at school, zeroing hits, playing in bandsCoke binges in L.A. writing sessions — snorting lines off Beyoncé plaquesSpiritual bottom after playing South by Southwest and weeping during ElfRecovery Unplugged, NA, and finding purpose through musicA live performance of his song SaviorThe Elsewhere program and recovery on the roadHis thoughts on music, God, and staying clean through service Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

📓 Episode Notes:Jessica Kent returns for a deep and hilarious check-inHer early life selling heroin at 13 in upstate New YorkGetting addicted to Oxy, then heroin, and eventually methLife on the run with a sketchy traveling magazine crewGetting locked up in Arkansas, detoxing while pregnantGiving birth to her daughter while shackledLosing custody and the fight to get her child backGetting out and blowing up as a sober influencerLaunching OnlyFans, backlash, trolls, and public scrutinyHer recent painful breakup and struggles with internet fameWhy she left harm reduction and returned to abstinence-based recoveryParenting, ADHD, self-worth, and starting over againDave reads wild listener emailsBonus voicemails and raw Dopey banter as alwaysA full tilt rollercoaster of pain, redemption, and dumb shit Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

📝 Episode Notes / Highlights🗣️ Dave forgot to record a teaser and is now scrambling🎤 Raytreon returns — Ray and Allen join the chaos🧠 Childhood trauma hits: walkie-talkies, soapbox derby sabotage, “thank God I had heroin to escape”🧳 Allen’s back from Florida and hates everything about the new Dopey Studio🎭 Knicks playoff hype, Last of Us grief, and a deep love of revenge🧘‍♂️ Summer of Wellness / Summer of Fashion begins (with shame and holes in jeans)🍄 Public apology for sketchy Amanita muscaria mushroom ad📢 Ray, Dave, and Allen yell over each other about cleanliness, furniture, and fantasy basketball💡 Reddit calls Dave “a needy pussy,” and he leans into it Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🗒️ Episode Notes (for the "Notes" section):Blowing $500K on coke, strip clubs, and a doomed after-hours clubHow Ciroc Papi moved into his spare bedroom (and took over his life)Meth Head David steals his car and wears all his clothesRunning a nightclub like Scarface meets Trailer Park BoysHomelessness, dollar menus, and losing it allBipolar mania, addiction, and the road back to sanityA wild cast of characters: Shelby the bowling ball bouncer, Old Girl, T-Rex, Bones, and moreHow David got sentenced...and didn't go to prison after 9 years hanging over his headHow he built Bipolar Guy Loving Life — and what’s next Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

📝 NOTES: 🎶 Big love to Trinity for the amazing Dopey theme song up top 🚨 Dave’s got gout and might become the poster child for rich man’s foot disease 🧬 Mike starts using at 12, snorting Oxy by 19, full-blown heroin addict by 21 😱 Sells drugs, ruins every family event, finally breaks down in the Bronx 💉 First-time dope sick without knowing he was dope sick 🍄 Eats way too many shrooms and spirals into a poop loop with SpongeBob 💔 Sees his roommate making out with his girl while tripping, main character style 📦 Kicks at home, checks into rehab, finds his people, builds a new life 🌱 Kratom, weed candy, fake nitrous, and scary-ass psychosis trends in the field 🤝 Now works in treatment and still wonders how the fuck he made it Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

📝 Episode Notes:💣 Robbing banks with dye packs exploding mid-getaway😷 Hooping dope in prison and dealing with the "safe"🏋️ Becoming the pull-up champ in federal prison🎨 Obsession with antique tattoo machines and publishing books🧒 Rescuing his daughters from a cat piss hellhouse💉 Methadone maintenance, recovery, and giving back🎶 Ending with his haunting original song Mud Pies🕊️ Plus: Gary Gilmore, Sonny Barger, Flea, Hep C treatment, and the dirty white boys Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

In this Patreon teaser, Dave shares a clip from his deeply honest and hilarious conversation with Martin Johnson, frontman of Boys Like Girls. Martin opens up about fear, fame, and the moment in a sauna that changed his life — when a stranger challenged him to define anxiety.Martin talks about:Why he hates the word "anxiety"Staging a self-intervention while still on medsHis crushing fear of not being good enough — as a person, as a singer, as a frontmanThe performative madness of early fameTaking 12–14 Xanax bars a day while chasing successLosing huge chunks of time in a benzo fogThe overwhelming desire to be seen — even if it meant eating ants or wearing crazy outfitsDave opens the teaser with some classic Dopey flavor — spring break parenting chaos, Katz’s Deli updates (including a pastrami smoothie?), and a weirdly triggering doctor visit that brought back memories of detox.Also in this episode:Dopeywood news! Tickets available now — free for patrons!Upcoming music & wellness eventsThe Dopey Fitness Challenge returnsShoutouts to the $100-tier dopes and all our loyal patronsAnd, of course, “Fucking Toodles for Chris.” Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🔥 Post Copy for Patreon🚨 NEW PATREON EPISODE OUT NOW! 🚨It's a stroll down Dopey memory lane with my old friend Sloppy Jones (Garrett)—we're talking:First time doing heroin in our Purchase suite 😳Selling LSD by the sheetWild nights with Joey D’s basement weed clubAnd… how the new White Lotus season totally sucks (IMO) 🍍Also… 💔 huge apology to Dopey OG James DeHart—I messed up the merch thing and I’m sending something special your way. If you're still waiting on merch, please hit me up: [email protected]👉 Join the Dopey Patreon for the madness: patreon.com/dopeypodcastStay strong, Dopey Nation.🖤 fucking toodles for Chris Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

📋 Notes:Live from Joe’s Pub!Ray Brown performs Dopey LoveChloe LaBranche’s killer stand-up setStash Word madness with Brace, Abby, Carl + audiencePanel with Margaret Cho, Brace, Nzinga Harrison, and Erin CarrVoicemail from Toko in Finland 🇫🇮RIP Onyx and the cats of Happy Cat Sanctuary 🐾Louis Mandrapilias tells insane heroin smuggling storyTalk of sexsomnia, self-pleasure, and how to work through codependencyGood So Bad performed live by Dave and Doug Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

GaytreonSTREP THROAT!Ricky PowellBeastie BoysSeinfeldLSDSSDN FTFC! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

SHOW NOTES:🏈 Damon’s early life as a quarterback at North Texas💨 First time trying meth — and losing control instantly🏚️ Running burglaries out of trap houses across Dallas🤯 Meth-induced delusions, paranoia, and total madness🚔 Getting busted in front of his parents⚖️ Sentenced to 65 years in a Texas prison⛓️ Life behind bars — navigating gangs and survival☕ The coffee bean story that changed everything🧠 Finding faith, structure, and recovery📚 Rebuilding his life and helping others🎤 From inmate to speaker and author🧃 Bonus: Damon’s take on prison hooch and microwaved food❤️ Classic Dopey themes: addiction, consequences, redemption, and dark comedy🔗 Links:www.damonwest.orgwww.patreon.com/dopeypodcast🖤 Fucking toodles for Chris. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

THESE ARE NOTES ON THE EPISODE - NOT THE TEASER!📝 Show Notes:🧠 Childhood ChaosBorn in NYC, nearly died of a staph infectionFell off a table and cracked his skull at 8 months oldWalked home alone at 3 years old 💥Deep TV addiction starts young (shoutout to MTV, Different Strokes & Give Me a Break)🎭 Early Identity StuffShirt chewing, sugar binging, and fake depression for attentionDidn’t want a bar mitzvah: “It’s not your party, it’s my party.”Too insecure to get lifted in the chair at his own bar mitzvah 😬Played harmonica in a ska band called The Percolators🍹 First Drug StoriesFirst drunk = 16 screwdrivers at summer camp → blackout, vomit, shameNever got into booze, but took acid at a Dead show before ever trying weedEventually... heroin, methadone, weed, and the long road home🎨 Art, Fear & FlowMTV intern in high school, obsessed with music and creativityParalyzed by fear, self-doubt, and a deep need to be authenticBig art nerd: Kandinsky, Mondrian, Jackson Pollock, Bob Dylan, Richard Pousette-Dart 🎨🌞 Spirituality, Recovery & the Dopey DNAWanted spirituality before he had it“The Sunlight of the Spirit” and the resentment trapEarly recovery = doing it because he had toFound real connection through service, comedy, and storytelling🎙️ The Real DopeyIt’s not just about drugs — it’s love, dumb shit, and keeping people companyLetting your freak flag fly, creating community, and making people laughDave’s dream: Dopey TV show, doc series, global recovery adventures, Keith Richards in a chair at DopeyCon 🤘“I just want to make something worth putting in your ears.”💔 Final ThoughtsOn grief, fatherhood, fear, flow, and evolutionBukaty calls Dave out on blind spotsDave: “I like the idea of displacing my father and taking over the apartment.” 😂Tribute to Annie Ellie and the Dopey Nation: “It feeds the show. It is the show.”💌 Got thoughts? Send 'em: [email protected]👕 Rep the show: dopeypodcast.com📞 Leave a voicemail, join a Zoom, get involved🧸 Stay Strong Dopey Nation💀 And fucking toodles for Chris Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Dopey! In one of the possibly most powerful and emotional episodes of Dopey ever, Dr. Nzinga Harrison returns to the show to tell a story she’s never shared before—despite being around the show for over five years. Her older brother, Kofi (aka Debo), has spent the last 30 years in prison for a triple homicide he didn’t commit. This episode is about injustice, resilience, heartbreak, and family—and how one letter from the foreman of the jury might change everything.💥🎥 Support Nzinga’s documentary “Born Friday” – the story of her brother’s wrongful conviction and the fight for justice: bornfridayfilm.com🧦 Want Dopey socks? Join the Dopey Patreon and get all the goodies (and Wednesday Zoom access!)💌 Send in your voicemails and emails! [email protected]🧘 Need help while using? Call Safe Spot at 1-800-972-0590. They’ll sit with you on the phone and make sure you stay alive.🌿 Kratom, Ozempic, Suboxone, weed… we get into it all with Dr. Harrison.🧑‍⚖️ Want to support clemency efforts or help fund the doc? Visit bornfridayfilm.com or email Dave.🛏️ Pajama pants in public? Dr. Harrison says maybe. Nora says no.📺 White Lotus? Not so much. Jim Morrison alive in upstate NY? Definitely not.🗣️ Quotes:“Maybe they killed me that day, and this is some demented afterlife.” – Kofi “Debo” Harrison“Recovery is not the point. Life is the point.” – Dr. Nzinga Harrison“Once a stoner, always a stoner.” – Dave“The Dopey Nation just feels like my people.” – Dr. Harrison Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🚨 NEW PATREON EPISODE – REDDIT CONSPIRACIES & CONTROVERSY 🚨If you’re not subscribed to the Dopey Patreon, are you even a real fan? 🤔This week, it’s a Reddit Roundup, and things got heated:🔥 A wild conspiracy theory about me and Chris 🦋 Someone out there injected butterflies (seriously, what the fuck?)📢 Dopey randomly mentioned in The Wall Street Journal🐳 A debate over the Dopey mascot: Mopey Dick🎥 Updates on the Dopey Documentary & DopeywoodAlso, a voicemail from New Zealand where a listener confesses she was never Team Chris… but always Team Dave 🤯All this and more for literally 20 cents a day—plus ad-free episodes, extra content, and weird-ass Zooms.🔗 Listen now: www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastStay strong & fucking toodles for Chris. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This Week on Dopey! I'm super excited to have had the chance to interview PAtrick J. Pespas and Sam Lipman-Stern from The Telemarketers! A junky/true crime/scam busting documentary series on HBO! AI wrote all the juicy nuggets below - PLUS Dove updates us! Weighing heroin bags, and Siggy's 7 years!!!! All that and more on a brand spanking new episode of the good old Dopey Show!more dopey at: www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast📞 Dopey Podcast Episode Notes: The Wild Life of Pat Pespas & The Telemarketers Scam🎙 Guest: Pat Pespas & Sam Lipman-Stern (The Telemarketers, HBO)📅 Recorded: March 14, 2025🔥 In This Episode:Pat Pespas, the ultimate junkie telemarketer, takes us through his insane journey—from selling fake police stickers while nodding out to blowing the lid off a billion-dollar scam.How a scumbag telemarketing company (CDG) scammed millions from well-meaning Americans under the guise of helping cops, firefighters, and sick kids.Pat’s life in full chaos mode: Heroin, drive-up dope spots, wild scams, and barely staying employed.How Sam (a high school dropout & graffiti writer) started filming at 14 and turned this madness into an Emmy-nominated HBO series.Going undercover to expose police corruption—and how they almost got arrested at an FOP convention.Pat’s mysterious disappearance & the hunt to find him before HBO lost their minds.How politicians & the system FAILED to stop the scams (but Twitter had their back).The Emmy snub (damn you, Beckham!) & why Pat walked away from $250K in media deals.📺 Watch Telemarketers on HBO & Max💰 Support Dopey on Patreon for video & exclusive content: patreon.com/dopeypodcast👕 Merch Drop! Get your Dopey gear: dopeypodcast.com📩 Send in voicemails & emails: [email protected]🎶 Outro: A killer banjo cover of Good So Bad by listener Jake 🎵🖤 Stay strong, Dopey Nation—Toodles for Chris! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

NEW DOPEY 'Teaser' Ray is back, and we’re diving deep into the mysteries of junkie slang, Mamoun’s falafel, and the eternal question—does coke make you gay? Plus, the Jeff Tweedy rejection saga continues. Tune in for unhinged rants, unnecessary debates, and that sweet, sweet Dopey chaos.TO HEAR MORE RAY: www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Dopey! Chris's sponsor Dylan is back! We hear all about how he is doing and reminisce about Chris and his final run before recovery! PLUS Cat Greenleaf stops in to read emails and talk shit!PATREON - www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastDOPEY LOVE LIVE with MARGARET CHO AND FRIENDS: https://publictheater.org/productions/joes-pub/2025/d/dopey-podcast-live/Episode Description:Buckle up, Dopey Nation—this one’s a wild ride. Dylan returns to the show, and we get deep into the messiness of recovery: Is 12-step the only way? Can something else work? Does Dylan even want to build something new? It’s a classic Dopey-style conversation—raw, honest, and full of uncertainty.Then, we get a next-level Dopey moment: a cleaning lady unknowingly eats a whole bar of mushroom chocolate, trips her face off, and leaves some of the most horrifying (and hilarious) voicemails we’ve ever heard.But that’s not all. TV host and podcaster Kat Greenleaf stops by to talk about her version of recovery, her very personal views on "mouthfeel," and a psychedelic experience that supposedly did 30 years of therapy in one night. Plus, she shares the shocking truth about what she really loves to put in her mouth—and it’s not what you think.Somehow, we squeeze in shoutouts, ads, and a surprise Pee-wee Herman connection. It’s a jam-packed, totally unhinged episode of Dopey.Biggest Takeaways:Dylan wrestles with the idea of alternative recovery models—does he want to build one, or is he just doing Dopey?12-step’s structure may be flawed, but it’s survived nearly a century without scandals or profit motives, which is rare in the recovery world.A cleaning lady’s accidental mushroom trip is both horrifying and peak Dopey chaos.Kat Greenleaf gets very candid about her oral fixation (in more ways than one).Psychedelic therapy might be the future—or just an excuse to get high in a controlled setting.Pee-wee Herman was secretly a huge Katz’s fan and a sober ally.Don’t leave drug-infused treats where unsuspecting people might eat them.Sponsors & Shoutouts:CustomStickers.com – Get Dopey stickers! Use code DOPIE20 for 20% off.Safe Spot – A service that stays on the phone with you while you use. Call 1-800-972-0590.Dylan’s Berkshire Transition Network – Helping people in recovery.Final Notes:Stay strong, Dopey Nation—especially if you accidentally eat a whole chocolate bar of shrooms. And as always, fucking toodles for Chris. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

ERIN KHAR is back on Patreon! She talks about her recent spiral into depression and how she has gotten out of it - plus a sort of scintillating sort of gross 'Ask Erin Question' and much much more on this brand new teaser of the dopey show! PLUS she talks Rick James and Elliott Smith and more! MORE! MORE!Patreon - www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastDOPEY LOVE TICKETS - https://publictheater.org/productions/joes-pub/2025/d/dopey-podcast-live/This is what AI says: 💀 PATREON TEASER: ME & ERIN CARR, DEPRESSION, CRACK, & RANTING 💀🎧 LISTEN NOW: [Insert Patreon Link]Alright, another Tuesday Patreon teaser. Strung-out author, ex-elite equestrian, unlicensed advice columnist Erin Carr is back. And I say fucking way too much. Maybe I should stop. Maybe I won’t. Who cares.🔥 On this one:🌀 Erin’s big depression spiral (bad)🐶 Tried fixing it with a dog (iffy)💀 Crack-smoking past (pawn shops, stolen jewelry, total disaster)🎤 Rick James & Elliott Smith in rehab together?!? (YES, REALLY.)🏛️ Politics?! (Sure. Let’s fix society, why not.)🔥 ALSO: Me rambling about Patreon & merch$5 = bonus shows, zooms, videos. People say it’s too much. I say, you’re welcome.$8 = ad-free Dopey, stickers.$10? Extra weird shit.$15 = socks. $20 = socks + beanie.$100 = sober coaching. Maybe. Who knows.🔥 DOPEY LIVE SHOW ALMOST SOLD OUTMargaret Cho, Brace Belden, Carl from Summer House, Dr. Nzinga, Downtown Ray Brown—it’s a party.DISCOUNT CODE: DOPEY25 ($25 off. If you paid full price… well, shit.)💌 WANNA SHOUTOUT? Email [email protected]⚡ STAY STRONG, DOPEY NATION! And of course...Fucking toodles for Chris. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Dopey! Rejoice Lenny from the Beach is Free! Lenny from the Beach returns from being locked away! Hear all about his time away in Long Island's Jail System and then upstate for more time incarcerated before SHOCK treatment! Hear all the ins and outs of institutional living and the nature of incarcerated recovery! PLUS a crazy meth fishing voicemail and Dopey emails! All that and more on this brand new version of the good old Dopey Show!Patreon: www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastMargaret Cho/Dopey Love/Live Tickets: https://publictheater.org/productions/joes-pub/2025/d/dopey-podcast-live/Here is what AI Says:🎙️ Smuggling Subs, Smoking Deuce, and a Vagina Full of Dope: Lenny's Wild Jailhouse Tales 🌊In this wild new episode of Dopey, Dave welcomes back Lenny from the Beach, straight out of jail and treatment, to share his mind-blowing journey through addiction, recovery, and the madness of institutionalization. 🚔🏠💉🧠 What to Expect:Lenny's Jail Tales: From smuggling Suboxone to the infamous "Deuce" experience. 🫠💊A Vagina Full of Dope: Yes, you read that right. A jailhouse smuggling story for the ages. 👜💉Meth Fishing Adventures: A hilarious and harrowing voicemail story from the Dopey Nation. 🎣🚨Emails of Hope: Heartfelt letters from listeners, including Mark’s story of turning his life around at 50. 💌🧦The Shock Program: Military-style drug treatment (but not as shocking as you'd think). 🥊🏋️Gratitude & Grooves: Dave wraps up with gratitude and a nod to the Beastie Boys' "Gratitude." 🎵🙏📢 Shoutouts:Happy Birthday to Britta! 🎂🎨Upcoming Dopey Love Live Event: Featuring Margaret Cho, Carl Radke, Abby Fickley, and more! 🎭✨Sponsors: Big love to Oro Recovery, Mountainside, and Recovery Unplugged for keeping the Dopey ship afloat. 🛟🏠🎶🎟️ Get Your Tickets: Dopey Love Live at Joe’s Pub🔥 Support Dopey: Join the Patreon, snag some Dopey socks, and don’t forget—leave a review! 🌟🧦Stay strong, Dopey Nation, and fucking toodles for Chris. ❤️ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🎧 Tuesday Teaser Alert! 🎧Dopey Patreon Teaser with a crazy email about neighbors on METH! Plus me and Howie navigating the new tiny Dopey studio.Patreon: www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastDOPEY LOVE LIVE WITH MARGARET CHO https://publictheater.org/productions/joes-pub/2025/d/dopey-podcast-live/Yo, Dopey Nation! It’s Tuesday, and you know what that means—Patreon Teaser time! 🎉 Listen to this wild preview, and if you need the full chaotic experience, hit up 👉 www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast🔥 This Week: Howard is back! You loved (or hated) him on Good Morning Dopey, and now he's gracing the Patreon with what might just be our worst episode ever—but hey, it's also the first episode from the brand-new Dopey Studio, courtesy of Howard Beach Buxbaum!🦶 Side note: My feet hurt, probably from all the sugar. Anyone got a detox smoothie recipe that actually works? Hit me up at [email protected]!❤️ Listener Love:"Chris helped me get into my first treatment program when I was 18. I'll be 9 years clean this year because of him. Love you guys, thanks for being there for me throughout the years."🎟️ Dopey Love Live:Two weeks away! Featuring:Margaret Cho 🧨Brace BeldenDr. Nzinga HarrisonErin CarrRay BrownAbbie Fickley📍Where: Joe’s Pub, Manhattan👉 Get Tickets: [Link in bio]🆕 Fresh Dopey Stickers just landed! Patrons get 'em first—so join the crew!🙏 Stay strong, Dopey Nation, and...🚦 Fuckin' toodles for Chris. 🚦 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Dopey we are joined by recovery advocate and woman in recovery, Jamie Tall! Jamie shares all about her super crazy journey on this weeks show!TRIGGER WARNING: It gets very graphic around sex and violence, so please use caution! Jamie tells it all and is now sober helping addicts and alcoholics! Patreon is www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastDOPEY LOVE LIVE WITH MARGARET CHO, Dr. Nzinga Harrison, Brace Belden, Erin Khar, Ray Brown and Linda are available at:https://publictheater.org/productions/joes-pub/2025/d/dopey-podcast-live/https://podcast.feedspot.com/rehab_podcasts/Here is AI:"From Fucking the Devil to Finding God: The Jamie Tall Story"Show Notes:🎙️ This Week on Dopey:Dave dives deep into the jaw-dropping story of Jamie Tall, a woman who went from sex work and satanic cult rituals to becoming a beacon of hope in recovery. From her days as a dominatrix in the "Bride of Satan" cult to her eventual spiritual surrender, Jamie's story is as wild as it is inspiring.💡 Topics Covered:🚨 Prostitution Sting Gone Wrong: Jamie’s surreal bust in a massive law enforcement setup.💃 Lap Dances, Cocaine, and Cash: How stripping filled a void of self-worth.😈 Bride of Satan Cult Rituals: The insane details of dark web dominance and cult initiation.💉 Crack Houses and Meth Mania: The downward spiral into hardcore addiction.👼 Finding God: How Jamie found redemption through the 12 Steps, trauma-informed care, and spiritual rebirth.💪 Making Amends: Rebuilding trust with her kids and family—proof that healing is real.🦸 Giving Back: Jamie's powerful work with the Divas Who Win Freedom Center and Access Point Georgia.✨ Key Moments:🤯 Jamie's first night as a stripper and the rush of hustling for money.👹 The dark and disturbing rituals of the "Bride of Satan" cult.🚔 The humiliation of seeing her mugshot on Bay News 9 for days.🌊 The turning point in sober living and finding hope through community.📢 Shoutouts & Resources:🌸 Divas Who Win Freedom Center: Helping women escape prostitution and human trafficking.🧬 Access Point Georgia: Harm reduction, safe drug use education, and real-world support.🎶 Dopey Love Event: March 11th in NYC—featuring Margaret Cho, Dr. Nzinga Harrison, and more!🎧 Don’t Miss:💥 A listener poop story that’ll make you rethink your next Walgreens run.🎵 Original music from the Dopey Nation—send in your tracks!🧦 Get your Dopey socks! Andy and Laura, send in your addresses!✉️ Send Your Stories:Got a wild story or just want to say hi? Hit us up at [email protected] strong, Dopey Nation, and fucking toodles for Chris! 💥 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I am in Florida! This is the Patreon Teaser! Hope you guys are great!This is not Cat Marnell. This is Cat Greenleaf - an alcoholic in recovery. Cat has done a tone of media - hosting the seminal New York City Cab Show - 'Talk Stoop'. Now she has a podcast called Soberness. All about recovery - with celebrities - i was briefly on one episode!Please write us at [email protected] and let me know what you thought! Join patreon at www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast buy DOPEY LOVE TICKETS AT: https://publictheater.org/productions/joes-pub/2025/d/dopey-podcast-live/Check us out at Feedspot here: https://podcast.feedspot.com/rehab_podcasts/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This Week on Dopey! Safe Spot Call Operator and Activist! Jessie B tells her insane Southern Fried Dopey Experience! Jessie tells us about how a botched asshole surgery led to her oxy addiction and then how it ultimately led her to a creer of helping people!Please write us at [email protected] and let me know what you thought! Join patreon at www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast buy DOPEY LOVE TICKETS AT: https://publictheater.org/productions/joes-pub/2025/d/dopey-podcast-live/Check us out at Feedspot here: https://podcast.feedspot.com/rehab_podcasts/ 🎧 Dopey Podcast Episode with JessieB – Show Notes"No Strange Dick, No Dirty Needles: JessieB on Harm Reduction, Raggedy Daughters, and Real Love"🎯 Key Themes & Moments:🧓 Aging and Perspective: Embracing life at 51 with no apologies.💉 Harm Reduction Philosophy: Love in action, not enabling.❤️ The Power of Service: From personal pain to public purpose.👩‍👧 Parenting Through Addiction: Hard truths and soft love with her daughter Kaylin.🌍 Community Impact: Building 229 Safer Living Access from the ground up.🔮 Fate and Connection: The wild, full-circle story with Stephen Murray and Kimber.💥 Unforgettable Quotes from JessieB:"I'm a fish. I can't climb a tree. What the fuck?""My raggedy bitch of a daughter.""Labels are for couches, not people.""People who don't feel wanted find ways to be needed.""No strange dick—that’s harm reduction!""Recovery is any positive change."📝 Episode Blurb:In this raw and riveting episode, David sits down with JessieB—harm reduction powerhouse and unapologetic truth-teller. From her daughter Kaylin’s addiction to launching 229 Safer Living Access, JessieB breaks down harm reduction, motherhood, and why service saves lives. Expect wild stories, gut-punching honesty, and the reminder that “recovery is any positive change.” 💙📢 Patreon Sign-Off:Support the show on Patreon for more raw, real stories. Fucking toodles for Chris. 💔 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Patreon: www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastTickets for Dopey Love: https://publictheater.org/productions/joes-pub/2025/d/dopey-podcast-live/#1FEEDSPOT RANKINGS: https://podcast.feedspot.com/rehab_podcasts/ 🔥 Bonus Tuesday Teaser! 🔥Dopey Nation, it’s another Bonus Tuesday, and this one is a fucking mess—just like life. 🎧💥Teeth yanked out 🦷 (chewing is overrated anyway)Scripps Online News interview 🎤 (where I may or may not have called 12-step meetings wild sex parties)Soup dumplings & CPAP machines 🍜 (peak 50-year-old Jewish man conversation)Deep thoughts on recovery & addiction 🤔 (do I know anything about either?)A full Patreon drop featuring my convo on The Adversity Advantage 🎙️Listen to it all on Patreon—or just grab it free on Doug’s podcast if you’re cheap. But honestly, support the fucking show, hear all the extra dopey shit, and get in on the madness.👉 [Patreon link] 👈Shipping is happening. Knicks better win. Stay strong, Dopey Nation.Fucking toodles for Chris. ✌️💔 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🔥 New Dopey! 🔥This week, we dive deep into one of the craziest Dopey stories yet with Jimmy, a next-level meth-addicted criminal mastermind turned sober success story. If you’ve ever wondered what true tweaker madness looks like, buckle up—this one’s a ride.👀 Here’s just some of the shit Jimmy did while completely spun out:Masterminded insane receipt scams to fund his habit 💰Pulled off full-on grand theft—boosting designer sunglasses, Levi’s, and even a bike in under 30 minutes at the mall 🚲Got a meth kingpin to take him under his wing—until the guy went on the run and got locked up for life 🔫Got so spun out his own parents got a restraining order against him for robbing them 😵‍💫Squatted in a trap house with his best friend, his pregnant girlfriend… and the girlfriend’s mom 🏚️Started hooking up with the mom while still living in the house, like a true tweaker love story gone wrong 😳Got arrested at least 30 times—with 9 warrants at the time of his final bust 🚔Had a bag of meth stuffed in his underwear during a police search… and miraculously got away with it 🫠💥 But here’s the twist: after 13 years of destruction, Jimmy somehow turned it all around. No program, no 12 steps—just sheer force of will, an insane work ethic, and an obsession with self-improvement. Now? He owns a house, makes good money, and has a whole new life.We talk meth, addiction, crime, prison, the power of discipline, and the weird guilt that comes with success after being such a disaster.🎧 Listen now wherever you get your podcasts!📝 Drop a comment—what’s the wildest part of Jimmy’s story?💀 Join the Dopey Nation on Patreon for bonus content, including my dad’s latest rants and the Doc McGhee episode!And of course…🖤 Fucking toodles for Chris. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It's just a teaser!I talk about my back hurting, we read a note from instagram and play a few minutes from doc mcghee!What more do you guys want? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This Week on Dopey! Old School Dopey Abounds! Jason Cabello brings the fucking serious Dopey - too much to describe - but lets just say that his favorite mixture - his signature blend - if you will - was: The Jason Special 🥃💉1 cap of heroin (China White, usually in a capsule)2 mg of Dilaudid (when he could get it)Molly (crushed and injected for a wavy rush)Crack (dissolved using vinegar or lemon juice)Liquid Benadryl (extracted from gel caps and added for an extra rush)PLUS Travis's heart felt email, Samantha's COKEY Voicemail, DOPEY LOVE with Margaret Cho 3/11 https://publictheater.org/productions/joes-pub/2025/d/dopey-podcast-live/ Patreon www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastHere is what AI said:🚨 NEW DOPEY EPISODE ALERT! 🚨This week, we’re joined by Jason Cabello from Recovery Unplugged, who takes us on a wild ride through his days of addiction, scumbag hustles, and eventual redemption.From running the ultimate supermarket receipt scam to drinking wine straight from the freezer section, Jason did whatever it took to stay high. Ripping off poor Lester with macadamia nuts and Ambesol? Check. Shooting crack broken down with balsamic vinegar? Yup. Home Depot boosting crew? Of course. Overdosing in Trenton and waking up to Narcan? Been there. And then—somehow—he found his way to Recovery Unplugged, where music and community helped him build a new life.📞 VOICEMAIL PREVIEW: This week, a Dopey listener calls in with a genius idea: bringing coke on a bridal trip. What could go wrong? Find out!💘 DOPEY LOVE DATE - 3/11! 💘Are you looking for junkie romance or just someone to split a sandwich with at Katz’s? The official Dopey Love Date is happening on March 11. Want in? Email [email protected] with “Dopey Love” in the subject line and let’s make some questionable connections happen. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Patreon Post: Tuesday Teaser – Wild Turkeys, Roadcaster Woes, and Dopey Love Updates🎙️ What’s up, Dopey Nation?! 🎙️This week’s Tuesday Teaser is a chaotic masterpiece full of classic Dopey vibes. You know how we do—ranting, reflecting, and always finding some way to make you laugh or cry (or both). Here's what’s in store for this teaser:🦃 Wild Turkeys: Did you know a gang of wild turkeys is called a rafter? No? Neither did I! But there’s a gang running wild in Islip, and they’re ready to take over the streets.🎛️ Roadcaster Rants: Shoutout to Karina Fleming and the Dopey Nation for upgrading the show’s gear back in the day, but WHY does this machine have soft power buttons and random sound pad triggers? (Seriously, WHY?)🕊️ Spiritual Recharging: Ever feel like your batteries are dead, but you still have to power through? Dave reflects on spirituality, asking the universe for help, and feeling like God might be... a scam? But hey, sometimes a quick prayer does the trick.💔 Dopey Love + DopeyCon Updates: Mark your calendars—Dopey Love is coming to Joe’s Pub on March 11th, featuring Margaret Cho and Dr. Nzinga Harrison. Tickets are on sale now at joespub.com. Come through!📧 Mailbag Shenanigans: Dave dives into emails with Artifact Doug and reflects on why songs that just repeat "Dopey" over and over might not be everyone’s favorite. Plus, is it time for Dopey Nation to submit some new music? (Hint: YES.)This teaser is a perfect blend of nostalgia, rants, weird trivia, and heartfelt moments. Want to hear the full unfiltered madness, including Doug’s take on helping struggling addicts, Dave’s Nutella confessions, and the Great DopeyCon IV recap?👉 Join Patreon today for ad-free episodes, exclusive content, and all the stickers, socks, and beanies your heart desires.www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastStay strong, Dopey Nation. And fucking toodles for Chris. 💔✨ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Dopey!!!! We are joined by Rachel Siegel of Mountainside! And she tells a crazy adventure of becoming a fentanyl addict in Tel Aviv - Israel! Rachel's story starts in Massachusetts but takes a serious turn to pure Israeli insanity! PLUS emails of cotton fever, crazy Wiley Voicemail and my Dad's 81st Birthday! Plus Elon>?????'Join Patreon at www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast🚨 NEW DOPEY EPISODE – FROM CUBA TO CRACK TO DAD’S 81st BIRTHDAY 🚨Alright, Dopey Nation, this one’s an absolute debacle from start to finish – you don’t wanna miss it.🎺 First up, Dave’s wild Cuba adventure:Trombone Shorty, George Clinton, AND Bill Murray ghosting him TWICE.No Wi-Fi, no recovery – just vibes and regrets.Full Cuba recap on Patreon – ya freeloaders.📞 Then, Wiley’s voicemail of PURE CHAOS:Pulled over mid-score ‘cause his buddy buckled up in front of a cop.Scammed TWICE by the same guy on a mission for H.Ends up smoking crack with a prostitute next to a dumpster. 🔥💀 And THEN… Rachel Siegel’s fentanyl odyssey:Boston to smoking Fentanyl in Tel Aviv, begging for "cat food money" 🐱💸.Surrounded by junkies with literal holes in their heads.Barely surviving a 24-hour cold turkey flight home.🎤 But wait, there’s more!Dave’s dad, Alan, calls in for his 81st birthday, drops some geriatric wisdom, and debates Elon Musk’s… questionable salute.Dopey Nation: SEND YOUR THOUGHTS! Email or voicemail your hot takes to [email protected]. What did you think of Rachel? What’s pissing you off? Let’s talk.Shoutout to FeedSpot – Dopey is officially the #1 addiction and recovery podcast! (Who cares if we don’t know what FeedSpot is? We’ll take it.)Ads? Yeah, they suck. But you can PAY $2 a week and stop complaining. Fast forward or cough it up, junkies. #DopeyPodcast #FentanylDiaries #DumpsterCrackTales #DontFuckingDie #StayStrongDopeyNation #ToodlesForChris Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Dopey Tuesday Teaser for Patreon is up! Hear the whole thing at www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastWe get the dirt on the trip to Cuba with 'Sugar Bear' John Bukaty and 'Salty/Sexy' Seth. PLUS a PCP voicemail from the Glass Bagel! Here is what AI said:🚨 New Dopey Patreon Teaser 🚨Back from Cuba 🇨🇺 and there's a lot to unpack. First off, RIP to Garth Hudson from The Band—a true legend who made everything sound sweeter. 🎹 It’s got me thinking about their music, addiction, and how it all fell apart.Meanwhile, Bob Forrest told me this wild story about George Clinton and Sly Stone smoking crack while their house was literally burning down. Naturally, I asked George about it in Cuba... and he said, “Nah, that wasn’t me.” 😂But the real highlight? The Cuba episode teaser. We had an insane time—music, madness, and some questionable decisions. You’ll hear all about it, including my awkward attempt to meet George Clinton and a run-in with a real-life chowder-making Cape Codder.Hit up the Patreon for the full scoop 👉 [Insert link]Stay strong, Dopey Nation. Toodles for Chris. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Dopey!!!!! Maia Szalavitz AND Bob Forrest are back on all sorts of stuff! Can ozempic save junkies??? And Bob updates us on what is really happening in Los Angeles! PLUS a voicemail from Australia and a few emails and much more on a brand new Dopey show! What AI thinks: Episode SummaryIn this thought-provoking episode, we’re joined by the brilliant journalist and addiction expert Maia Szalavitz to tackle a fascinating question: Could medications like Ozempic play a role in helping addicts recover? 💉 Plus, Bob Forrest checks in from LA to share his signature mix of wisdom, wild stories, and recovery insights. We’re talking heroin, cocaine, Jerry Garcia, and the eternal search for redemption. As always, expect raw honesty, dark humor, and the unfiltered chaos of the Dopey universe. This one’s a ride! Show Notes📌 What’s Inside: Can Ozempic help curb addiction? Maia Szalavitz breaks it down.Bob Forrest’s LA recovery update: chaos, clarity, and wild stories.Deep dives into heroin, cocaine, and recovery journeys.Jerry Garcia memories and the connection between music and addiction.💌 Listener Shoutouts:We love hearing from the Dopey Nation! Send your thoughts, stories, and questions to [email protected]. 🎧 Join Us on Patreon:Support the show and get exclusive ad-free episodes and bonus content: Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🎙️ New Patreon Teaser! 🎙️This week on Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction, David shares an unfiltered, rambling, and deeply personal Patreon teaser. Here’s what’s on the table:🔥 Dopey Wood Drama – The fires in LA may have postponed Dopey Wood, but plans for May are already brewing. Plus, David debates a surprise party vs. a dream trip for Linda’s 50th birthday—what’s the right move? 🎉✈️🌴 Cuba Bound – David gears up for his trip to Cuba with hopes of stalking (read: interviewing) the legendary George Clinton of Parliament Funkadelic. Is George Clinton one of the top five American bands? David passionately breaks it down while sharing wild Funkadelic stories. 🎶💨🪑 Heart Attack Doug – Doug steps in as a guest, bringing deep conversations about trust, friendship, and their hilarious Couch to 5K escapades. Plus, the duo dives into controversy over ads on the show, listener emails, and a sunrise that might just steal the episode. ☀️🎸 Bonus Music! – David performs an emotional (and slightly flawed) cover of “Good So Bad”—a nod to the first episode of Dopey he ever heard. 🎵🖤👉 This is raw, heartfelt, and everything you love about Dopey. Catch the full episode now on Patreon: [Insert Link]Stay strong, Dopey Nation. And as always...Fucking toodles for Chris. 🖤 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This Week on Dopey! Dopeywood is cancelled! Sending love to everyone affected by the fires! We have an insanely Dopey guest this week - his name is Jonas 'PVC' Grey and he brings the Dopey for real. Homeless in Kensington shooting fentanyl, and stealing everything he could find. We hear all about his epic journey on this weeks super debaucherous episode. PLUS Cotton Fever Voicemail and emails both positive and negative plus More More and More! On an all new crazy dopey episode of that good old Dopey Show! Join Patreon at www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast - HATE NEW INSERTED ADS? NEW EPISODE UP ADFREE ON PATREON! $8 tier and up!Show Notes for Dopey Podcast Episode🎙 Title: From Graffiti Legend to Addiction Survival: Jonas Gray’s StoryOpening Highlights🔥 Dave kicks off the episode with a darkly humorous musical intro and a shoutout to the Dopey Nation.🌪️ Updates on the postponed Dopey Wood event due to California wildfires. Dave shares heartfelt support for those impacted by the fires.💌 Listener emails & voicemails:A raw reflection on the fentanyl crisis and Dopey’s ability to create a safe, relatable space.Uplifting news: overdose deaths declined 17% in 2023-2024 due to Narcan availability.A listener's horrifying cotton fever story paired with the triumph of three years of sobriety.Guest Feature: Jonas Gray (PVC)🎨 Background:Jonas, an iconic graffiti artist, shares his journey through graffiti culture, drug addiction, and recovery.From tagging walls in San Francisco to conquering trains in Europe, Jonas was revered in the graffiti world but fell deeply into addiction.💉 Addiction Descent:Initially using prescription painkillers recreationally, Jonas spiraled into heavy OxyContin and heroin use, eventually finding himself homeless in Philadelphia’s Kensington neighborhood.A vivid recount of life in Kensington: a chaotic hub of addiction, violence, and community. Jonas describes a unique crew of shoplifting addicts bonded by loyalty and survival.⚡ Turning Point:After years on the streets and a life-threatening health crisis, Jonas finally sought help.A phone call from his longtime friend Liddy, herself in recovery, inspired him to leave the streets and enter rehab.🎨 Recovery & Redemption:Graffiti played a pivotal role in Jonas’s recovery, giving him purpose and community.Today, he sells his art and connects with supporters through social media while staying committed to sobriety.Key Moments💊 Street Economics: Jonas breaks down the intricate trade of shoplifting, drug dealing, and survival in Kensington.🏚️ Life in a "Castle": Stories from living in an abandoned bookstore and forming deep bonds with his crew.🚨 Paranoia & Collapse: The psychological toll of addiction as police paranoia and constant arrests catch up with him.🌈 Hope Through Connection: The pivotal moment when his friend Liddy’s recovery showed him sobriety was possible.Sponsor ShoutoutsOro Recovery: Compassionate treatment with amenities like yoga, sound baths, and sweat lodges.Mountainside: Comprehensive care with a focus on aftercare and spiritual wellness.BetterHelp: Therapy made accessible with online options and specialized care.Listener Engagement✉️ Call to Action: Send in your cotton fever stories or any wild tales of addiction, recovery, or hope to [email protected].🙌 Shoutout to Patreon supporters for helping keep Dopey going. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

"Shot in the Groin, High on Chaos: Ben’s Unbelievable Survival Story"🎙️ New Episode: Detours Through ChaosEver heard a buddy story involving Walmart receipts, a gunshot wound, and detox gone wild? 🌀 This week’s Dopey is exactly that kind of madness.🔥 Ben Croxton shares an insane tale of survival, stupidity, and somehow finding recovery amidst the chaos. Plus, I’ve got updates on DopeyWood, an unexpected invite to Cuba with some very big names (Bill Murray, anyone?), and a sneak peek of Leah Knauer’s comedy, chaos, and song.💥 Listen, laugh, cry, and cringe. You won’t believe half of it.🎧 www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastGot a story that tops a near-miss dick injury? 😳 Share it in the comments. Let's hear the madness. 👇#DopeyPodcast #StayStrong #Recovery #ToodlesForChris Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This Week on Dopey! We are honored to be joined by super big time NY Times best selling author, Oprah Winfrey buddy and thought leader, Dear Gabby Podcaster, Dream Manifester - Gabby Bernstein!!!!!!!! Gabby lays it all out how she went from horrible cocaine addiction to finding Self Love and creating her incredible career in helping people and teaching how people can help themselves! PLUS a crazy email from prison! Trouble shooting Heroin! And a chem sex Voicemail! PLUS ALSO Dave's high school friend's Jim and Devan are back to talk psychedelic New Years, rodents and Snakes on a brand new New Years episode of Dopey! Check out Gabby's book and tour dates here: https://gabbybernstein.com/events Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast Here is what AI came up with: 🎉 Happy New Year from Dopey Nation! 🎙️ 2025 is here, and we’re starting with a bang! This episode is packed with inspiration, jaw-dropping stories, and life-changing wisdom. You don’t want to miss it! 👇 🔥 Episode Highlights: 🌟 Celebrating Recovery: We kick things off by honoring Amy Dresner’s 12 years of sobriety! 🙌 What an incredible journey—let’s give her all the love. 🌲 DOPEY WOOD IS NEXT WEEK! 📅 January 11th A star-studded recovery retreat featuring Bob Forrest, Jack Osborne, Annie Lederman, Rich Roll, and more. Plus, it’s all powered by the amazing folks at Oro Recovery. Let’s bring the Dopey Nation together for an unforgettable event. 🎶 🎧 Listener Stories: Tyler from Atlanta shares his gritty journey from IV drug use to three years sober. 💉➡️💪 A jaw-dropping chemsex voicemail that left us speechless. A letter from Montana in prison about the wild characters he’s met while serving time. 🌟 A VERY SPECIAL GUEST: GABBY BERNSTEIN! This week’s episode is a masterclass in self-help, spirituality, and recovery. Gabby—a #1 New York Times bestselling author, podcaster, and spiritual teacher—joins the show to share transformative wisdom and stories: 💡 The 4-Step Check-In to Heal Your Inner Self: Gabby teaches us how to recognize our inner “parts,” meet them with compassion, and create calm and clarity. This quick tool is perfect for anyone looking to stay grounded and start healing. 🧘‍♂️✨ 🌈 Compassion for Your Cynic: Dave and Gabby dive into the power of understanding your inner critic. Gabby explains how being curious, compassionate, and connected to yourself can help transform self-doubt into empowerment. 🔮 Manifesting Explained: Not sure how to embrace manifesting without feeling cheesy? Gabby breaks it down: “We manifest what we believe.” By shifting your energy and beliefs, you can unlock new possibilities. 🌟 📖 Her New Book: “Self-Help” This must-read explores Internal Family Systems (IFS) therapy—a powerful, trauma-informed tool for addicts and anyone seeking peace. Gabby’s personal stories and practical tools make healing feel possible. 🎤 Gabby’s Journey: From a coke-fueled PR life in NYC to a spiritual leader and recovery advocate, Gabby shares raw stories of her darkest days and the moment that changed everything. “I got clean, and my life became bigger than I ever dreamed.” 👟 MERCH ALERT! Got a crazy recovery story? Email it to [email protected] and earn a pair of the comfiest Dopey socks. 🧦 💌 Let’s hear from YOU: What are your hopes, fears, and goals for 2025? Drop us a line! 🎧 Listen now: [Insert episode link] 💙 Toodles for Chris, Peace and Love for Todd and Brian, Annie, Colleen, Liam, Dave and everyone else we've lost! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On the Teaser! Happy New Year Dopey Nation! Hear a new email about Grandma Tracey's accident on opiates - and the great Reddit Round up teaser with Cormac and Selby! Join Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast DopeyWood Tickets still available here: https://www.tickettailor.com/events/thedopeyfoundation/1484803 AI NOTES: Podcast Episode Notes: Tuesday Teaser – Reddit Roundup & New Year Reflections 🎙️ 🎉 Happy New Year, Dopey Nation! 🎉 This week’s episode is a Tuesday Teaser packed with reflections, chaos, and a sneak peek at the Reddit Roundup: Best of 2024! Join Dave as he dives into what makes New Year’s both a time for gratitude and a total letdown, and previews the exclusive Patreon episode featuring Cormac and Selby breaking down the biggest Dopey subreddit moments of the year. 🧠 What’s Inside This Episode? Dave’s New Year’s Confessions: From Risk-filled childhood celebrations to romance, drugs, and pots-and-pans parenting, New Year’s has always been… complicated. Grandma Tracy’s Tale: A listener’s harrowing story about fentanyl surprises, garage floors, and the power of resilience. Reddit Roundup Preview: Why Hamilton Morris might just be the drug nerd king of 2024. Look With Love’s voicemail: Heartfelt or way too much? The Dopey Nation’s complicated love/hate relationship with recovery influencers. Classic Dopey humor and poignant reflections on Ellie, Annie, and the community that keeps us all connected. Psychedelic Curiosity: From Yahe to ayahuasca, why Hamilton Morris has Dave rethinking (but not trying) psychedelics. 💬 Why Listen? This episode is a perfect mix of laughs, reflections, and heartfelt moments that capture what makes Dopey so special. Whether you’re a longtime listener or new to the Nation, it’s a great way to start the year. 📢 Shoutouts & Call to Action: Send us your emails and voicemails! The Dopey Nation makes the show what it is, and we want to hear from you. Leave a 5-star review on iTunes (don’t be cheap—it's easy and helps more people find the show). Join Patreon: Exclusive content, weekly bonus episodes, Zoom meetings, and more! Visit www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast to sign up. Stay strong, Dopey Nation, and fucking toodles for Chris. 🎧 Listen Now Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

note: Hamilton interview starts around 20 minutes in! This week on Dopey! After years of Pursuit we finally got chemist, author, TV host, Documentarian and Director - Hamilton Morris of Vice and HBO's trailblazing show Hamilton's Pharmacopia to come to my Dad's house! He tells of how he became a PSYCHONAUT and also why he hates the term PSYCHONAUT among tons of other stuff psychedelic and chemical. PLUS Adversity Advantage host Doug Bopst is back to talk New Years Resolutions, fitness and more! On this brand new episode of the good old Dopey Show! There are a few Dopeywood Tickets left: https://buytickets.at/thedopeyfoundation/1484803 Join Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast Here is what AI said: Dopey Podcast Episode Show Notes: 🎙️🍭 Episode Title: Hamilton Morris on Psychedelics, Clack, and the Chaos of New Year’s Resolutions (with Doug Bopst) Release Date: 🎉 December 31, 2024 Intro: Dave kicks off the final Dopey episode of the year with a bang (and maybe a groan). No heartfelt resolutions here—just raw reflections on why 2024 sucked, what 2025 might bring, and how sugar is basically his drug of choice now. Oh, and there’s a surprise guest: fitness trainer Doug Bopst, called mid-recording to unpack why Dave’s obsessed with Chick-fil-A and why New Year’s resolutions are mostly BS. But first, the real deal: Hamilton Morris, the chemist and documentarian behind Hamilton’s Pharmacopoeia, drops in to talk about everything from the chemistry of salvia to the ethics of harm reduction. It’s science, chaos, and comedy rolled into one unforgettable episode. Highlights: Hamilton Morris Takes Us to School 🧠💊: The Psychedelic Frontier: Hamilton explains why psychedelics aren’t just “drugs” but tools for exploring consciousness. How can they fit into harm reduction? And what about people in recovery? Salvia, DMT, and the Bizarre: Why salvia is the “weirdest drug ever” and why it deserves more respect (or fear). Hamilton shares his thoughts on liquid LSD in the eyes and why he’s never smoked crack. The Clack Incident: Dave revisits the time he smoked “clack” (crack, but in Chinatown) with a methadone dealer named Danny. “It wasn’t great, but Danny was really into it.” New Year, Same Chaos 🎆: Dave Calls Doug Bopst: Dave surprises Doug mid-recording to grill him about sugar addiction, fitness tips, and why Chick-fil-A is apparently Christian food. Doug suggests cutting out processed foods and prioritizing protein—Dave suggests doubling down on frosted mini-wheats with chocolate syrup. Sugar, Dopamine, and Decompression: Why Dave binges chocolate at night while watching Knicks games. Doug’s take on dopamine, cravings, and why recovery is all about consistency. The Dopey Fitness Challenge: Dave vows to run a Couch-to-5K… maybe. Doug advises him to take it one step at a time. “It’s not about losing 30 pounds in two weeks, Dave.” Listener Love 🎶: Jake’s Banjo Cover: West Virginia listener Jake delivers a raw, soulful banjo rendition of Dave’s song with an original third verse about surviving hard times. It’s shaky, heartfelt, and the perfect way to end the episode. Featured Guests: Hamilton Morris Genius chemist, filmmaker, and explorer of the psychedelic unknown. Watch Hamilton’s Pharmacopoeia on Vice TV. Doug Bopst Author, podcaster, and fitness guru. Follow him at @DougBopst and check out The Adversity Advantage Podcast. Support Dopey: 🖤 Dopey Nation Merch: Shop Here Join Patreon: Support the Show Follow Us: Keep up with Dopey on Instagram and Twitter. 💥 Stay Strong, Dopey Nation, and… Toodles for Chris. 🎧 Listen Now: Spotify Apple Podcasts Website Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Merry Fucking Christmas and Happy Chanukah Dopey Nation! Here's a little teaser of the Patreon episode with John Bukaty - all about using at Christmas - Recovery - addiction and dumb shit! Listen to the whole thing here: https://www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast We added some tickets for Dopey Wood here is the link: https://buytickets.at/thedopeyfoundation/1484803 Here ARE AI's notes: Merry Dopey Christmas! 🎄 Welcome to another chaotic and festive teaser from the Dopey Podcast—your go-to for dark comedy, drugs, addiction, and dumb shit. 🤪 🕺 This Week’s Highlights: Dave’s wild Christmas scramble: 🎄 Saving his mother-in-law from her Stranger Things Christmas tree disaster. Last-minute Amazon packages and AA-fueled heroics. A deep dive into holiday memories—both tragic and triumphant. Listener emails featuring poop stories, crystallized Darvon capsules, and holiday miracles. ✉️✨ The ultimate Dopey Christmas Movie pitch. Is it a hit or a miss? You decide! 🎥 Sugar Bear’s return for recovery talk and some brutally honest holiday reflections. 👉 Support the Show: Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This Week on our Giant Christmas Episode we are joined by Kimber King and a shit tons of Dopes in our annual Dopey Christmas Craptacular. I feel like i should stop writing note because AI does it so well! So sit back and enjoy a super special Dopey episode! With a cavalcade of Dopes - some voicemails, stories and more on this brand new episode of the good old dopey show! https://www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast https://www.tickettailor.com/events/thedopeyfoundation/1484803 Dopey Podcast: A Very Dopey Christmas 🎄 Episode Summary: This special Christmas episode of Dopey: The Podcast on Drugs, Addiction, and Dumb Shit brings all the chaotic holiday vibes, dark humor, heartfelt confessions, and reminders of the power of connection. Host Dave Manheim dives into Christmas-themed stories, raw moments of struggle, and the importance of staying strong in recovery, even during the most emotionally charged season of the year. From Kimber King's startling confession about almost relapsing to Ray’s California adventures and Dave's chaotic day managing Katz’s Deli and family life, this episode brings all the dopey holiday feels—raw, real, and hilarious. Key Segments: 🎤 Holiday Songs with a Dopey Twist Ray Brown's Dopey Christmas Anthems: A hilarious rendition of Mariah Carey’s "All I Want for Christmas is You" with a dark, dopey twist. Expect plenty of tongue-in-cheek humor about addiction and recovery struggles. Dive into Ray's process for creating these twisted holiday gems. 🎄 Kimber King's Christmas Crisis (00:37:00) Kimber calls Dave to confess her almost-relapse plan during the holidays: ordering coke and shooting up alone during her week off. She shares the power of reaching out, her codependent struggles with family, and the impact of staying connected in recovery. Key takeaway: Even when the urge feels overwhelming, talking about it can stop you from spiraling. 🚨 Dopey Christmas Stories Courtney's Christmas in a Walmart Parking Lot (01:49:51): Courtney recalls a freezing winter spent homeless in a broken-down car, nodding out with cigarettes in hand. A gritty, real look at what addiction can do during the holidays. Kimber’s Family Christmas Gone Wrong (01:04:40): A chaotic Christmas memory involving family dysfunction, biker bars, and violence. Proof that not all holiday stories come with a warm fuzzy ending. Dave’s Heroin-Fueled Holiday Drive (01:09:17): Dave shares a surreal, haunting memory of nodding out on heroin while driving to his girlfriend’s family Christmas party, with old-timey Christmas music as the soundtrack. 🎄 Dopey Nation Shout-Outs and Voicemails Dopey Nation members share holiday greetings, updates, and their own struggles with staying sober during the holiday season. Standout voicemails: Courtney’s story of being homeless on Christmas. Lou’s reflections on being a still-using member of the Dopey Nation and how the show keeps them connected. Margaret Cho and Erin Carr drop in to wish the Dopey Nation a happy holiday. ✉️ Listener Emails and Notes Dave reads emails from fans, including: Nishma, who’s listening from Norway and relates deeply to the stories. An anonymous fan who hilariously mishears "calm" as "dot com" and shares gratitude for the podcast’s balance of humor and recovery. 🌴 Ray Brown’s California Adventures (01:26:18) Ray calls in from Palm Springs to share stories of hiking, swimming, and staying healthy—while dodging the bizarre transactional culture of Palm Springs. Ray promises a custom-made Dopey t-shirt for Dopey Wood. 🛠 Updates and Announcements Dopey Wood is Coming! January 11th in Los Angeles with special guests like Bob Forrest, Rich Roll, and more. Dave shares behind-the-scenes chaos about planning the event. Call for Stories and Help: Dave urges listeners to send in stories, voicemails, and emails to keep the show alive. 💬 Heartfelt Messages A Christmas Reminder: Dave reflects on the melancholy of the holidays and urges listeners who are struggling to reach out. Whether through a friend, the Safe Spot hotline (1-800-972-0590), or Dopey Nation Zoom meetings, help is always available. The importance of staying alive and staying connected, because "dead people can’t recover." Resources & Links: 🔗 Dopey Patreon: patreon.com/dopeypodcast – Extra episodes, bonus content, and a way to support the show. 🔗 Dopey Nation Zoom Meetings: Check the Dopey Podcast Instagram for the full schedule. 🔗 Safe Spot Hotline: 1-800-972-0590 – If you're using and need support, call this confidential, harm reduction hotline. 🔗 Oro Recovery: ororecovery.com – A treatment center offering connection and compassion. 🔗 Mountainside Recovery: mountainside.com/dopey – Incredible programs to support recovery. 🔗 Discover Recovery: discoverrecovery.com – Based in Washington state, offering excellent addiction treatment. Toodles for Chris As always, this episode is dedicated to Chris and all those we've lost in the Dopey Nation. Stay strong, stay connected, and remember, recovery is possible. �

This week on the Patreon Teaser! My dad jumps on to talk about Mushroom/Ketamine Tea and a new article about how in Oregon people take it at the end of their lives! Then we read a bunch of emails before we have Teddy from Hell Has An Exit who talks about the first time he ever does cocaine! Plus much much more on a brand new teaser for that old time Dopey Show! Dopey Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast DOPEYWOOD TICKETS: https://www.tickettailor.com/events/thedopeyfoundation/1484803 WHAT CHAT GPT SAYS: 🎙️ Dopey Patreon Teaser: Teddy Tarantino & Family Hijinks 🌀 Studio Construction, Family Banter, and a Dopey Dose of Chaos 🎧 What’s Inside This Patreon Teaser? Dave brings a quick, hilarious, and heartfelt look into the behind-the-scenes madness of building the new Dopey Studio and previews a must-hear conversation with Brian Alzate (aka Teddy Tarantino) from the Hell Has an Exit podcast. Along the way, we get Dave’s dad in top form, sharing everything from psychedelic fears to spaghetti and meatballs. 🛠️ Teaser Highlights: 🎤 Family Chaos with Dave’s Dad 👨‍🦳: Live from Dave’s dad’s house, where Howie is hard at work on the new studio—while Dave records, naturally. Psychedelics for End-of-Life Care? Dave grills his dad about an article on psilocybin and ketamine tea for palliative care. Dave’s dad: hard no on the tea but a solid yes on spaghetti and meatballs. 🍝 The ongoing battle: Will Dave’s dad ever admit to trying cannabis or "wake up" with magic mushrooms? Snakes, Cats, and Cheese:** Dave reads Dopey Nation emails, including wild snake stories (baby snakes escaping!) and Katz's Deli cheese controversies. Cheese ban drama: Delis may not be about cheese, but Dave knows what works for the ‘Gram. 🧀 💥 The Teddy Tarantino Teaser: Preview of Brian Alzate’s first time doing cocaine at 14 years old—when his friends left it in his room by accident. 🤯 Cocaine lessons 101: “All I did was play Grand Theft Auto all night—what the hell is this drug?” The seeds of addiction: How young curiosity mixed with opportunity led to full-blown chaos. 🎯 Why Join Patreon? Almost 3 hours of uncut bonus content with Brian Alzate—raw, shocking, and deeply dopey. Bonus Howie Content: Dave’s dad never fails to entertain with his no-nonsense takes, accidental wisdom, and refusal to try psilocybin tea. Exclusive Dopey Stories: More snake tales, behind-the-scenes laughs, and merch perks for signing up. 🛒 Support Dopey & Join the Dopey Patreon: 👉 www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast 🎧 Final Notes: If you love the show, the Patreon content delivers more stories, more laughs, and more Dave and Howie. Stay strong, Dopey Nation, and fucking toodles for Chris. 🌟 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.