Dispatches From Myrtle Beach

Charles and Link try to decipher a sperm joke. Charles helps a listener with a proposal in England (and a prank on the Buckingham Palace guards), reveals that he’d rather poop in the bushes at a party than clog the toilet, and becomes a southern Alexa. Plus, Charles and Link play another round of “Don’t Lose Your Southern!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Wild Wing Cafe. Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: https://mythic.al/DFMBGME. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles talks about being a professional granddad (he does have 8 grandkids after all), learns some interesting phrases from listeners in Newfoundland, tells the story of the time he was struck by lightning, and enlightens Link with his pronunciation of certain words. Plus, Charles helps a listener who has a toddler with a dirty mouth. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to a special (almost) sponsor for this episode, Charles Neal's Barbecue Sauce. Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: https://mythic.al/DFMBGME. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles and Link tell of their underground dentist visits. Charles tells some gynecology jokes, learns Snoop Dogg speak, and the two discuss becoming a professional wrestling tag team. Plus, he debuts a new segment, “Don’t Tell Nana!” where he reminisces on his wild days. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Music On Main. Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: https://mythic.al/DFMBGME. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Link reminisces on the days when his dad took him to see R-rated movies when he was a kid. Charles tells of a Megalodon shark’s tooth finding in Myrtle Beach, shares a listener’s drinking game, and shares a story of a time he was embarrassed playing golf. Plus, Charles recommends a paint color in another edition of Y’all Need To Look At This Paint! C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, McNeill Paint. Pre-order We’re Still Good, our new party game that laughs in the face of disaster here!: https://a.co/d/301Bd6C Shop sike.la, drop in “DFMBMADEYOULOOK” at checkout, and enjoy 10% off your whole purchase! Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: https://mythic.al/DFMBGME. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles helps a listener with their funeral flatulence, tells an old story of getting hit with a crowbar, and Charles and Link debate on the appeal of sex robots. Plus, in a new segment, Charles and Link get trapped in an elevator at a colonoscopy doctor’s office. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Mutiny Bay Miniature Golf. Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: https://mythic.al/DFMBGME. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles tells a story about a “paparazzi” moment with Link, shares the recipe for the perfect bologna sandwich, and helps a listener with a wallpaper dilemma. Plus, Charles tries to guess the meaning of modern slang words in a new segment called “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, The Rooster. Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: https://mythic.al/DFMBGME. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles shares some fatherly wisdom about ED, tells of his experience at a nudist colony in Jamaica, and shows Link a new song to shag to. Plus, Charles introduces his new advice segment called “I’ll Help Get Ya Out of The Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Platt’s Seafood. Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: https://mythic.al/DFMBGME. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles has some words for Joe Rogan, communicates with a cat named Higgins, and tells Link how he likes to incorporate food into the bedroom (*wink wink*). Plus, Charles and Link recap their family trip to Hawaii. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Ryan’s Coconut Farm. Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: https://mythic.al/DFMBGME. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles gives his opinion on boobaloobies and badonkadonks, Link shares a story of a time his dad let one rip, and the two debate whether Charles’ golf cart says “Beach Life” or “Belch Life.” Plus, Charles introduces a new game called “Don’t Lose Your Southern!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Duck’s Night Life. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles tells Link about some interesting sights from Myrtle Beach’s annual Bike Week, finds a fan photo on the internet, and gives his own interpretation of a listener’s love dilemma. Plus, he gives his first painting tip, and Nancy pops in to dish some dirt. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Captain Nance’s Seafood. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles tells a story of being recognized at a Wal-Mart, and a joke from a fan sparks an interesting conversation about sperm banks. Link reminisces on their days of working together, and reveals a time when Charles made him cry (as an adult). Plus, Charles debuts a segment called “Y'all Need To Look At This Paint!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, the OD Arcade & Lounge. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the premiere episode of his podcast, Charles shares stories of his new found fame and life in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. He reads some jokes from fans, teaches Link how to shag, and tells of his misadventures with Nancy in Amsterdam's Red Light District. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Fat Harold’s Beach Club. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Link Neal (Good Mythical Morning, Ear Biscuits) and his father Charles Neal (GMM runaway star) are practically identical, except they live thousands of miles apart from each other. Dispatches From Myrtle Beach brings the honest and often hilarious conversations between a tight-knit father and son team, as well as an inside look at the Neal family dynamic. Every week, listeners will get to have the intimate experience of hearing a call between Link and his dad, but it’s not just Myrtle Beach we’ll be hearing about - it’s everything under the (Southern) sun. And don't forget to email Charles at [email protected] and it might be read on a future episode! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices