Dispatches From Myrtle Beach

Happy Father’s Day AND Happy 2-Year Anniversary for the podcast! The two celebrate and reminisce, and in the spirit of the celebration, Charles tells Link a few dad jokes. Plus, Charles shares some interesting creature-sighting stories in NC and SC in another edition of “The Belch Life Bulletin”. C’mon and have a good time with us! Visit BetterHelp.com/DISPATCHES today to get 10% off your first month. Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Link informs Charles about the importance of naked morning stretches. Charles tells Link about an encounter he had in Lowe’s. Plus, Charles talks about his times hitchhiking in the 70s, and shares his strangest stories from childhood. C’mon and have a good time with us! Visit BetterHelp.com/DISPATCHES today to get 10% off your first month. Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s Link AND Charles’ birthday week! The two talk about their plans, and surprise each other with virtual gifts. Plus, Link sees if Charles knows the lore behind the number 69, and tells of a recent event involving Nana in an impromptu edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Go to hellofresh.com/dispatchessweet for FREE dessert for life! Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We have a very special guest today, Myrtle Beasts!! Link's daughter, Lily, surprises Charles and joins the episode, and proposes an idea to come house sit in Myrtle Beach. Plus, the three play another round of the Southern Slang Game. C’mon and have a good time with us! Visit BetterHelp.com/DISPATCHES today to get 10% off your first month. Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our hearts are full and so is Charles’ mailbag! Charles shares stories about the most adventurous things he’s ever done, including whitewater rafting at Dead Man’s Rock with Link, and hang gliding over Grandfather Mountain in the 70s. Plus, Charles talks about being in multiple natural disaster evacuations, in which he, of course, did not evacuate, and gives advice to a couple seeking help in keeping the romance alive. C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles finally finished his big house painting job (sort of)! Link tells Charles how the plane ride with his mom and mother-in-law went. Plus, Charles confronts Link about a life-size Santa he and Rhett broke 15 years ago in another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Blue Drum. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles and Link discuss their nap schedules and rules, and tell the weirdest thing that has happened to them at their jobs. Plus, the two reenact the iconic “I Am Your Father” scene from Star Wars in a new segment called “Lights, Camera, and Some Southern-Fried Action!” C’mon and have a good time with us! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ DISPATCHES and get on your way to being your best self! This episode is sponsored by Rosetta Stone. Redeem your 50% off at rosettastone.com/dispatches today! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles learns about Link’s viral tattoo photo, where he was called both a twink and a lesbian. The two try to convince a listener’s co-worker to listen to the podcast, and Charles has another epic round of trying to pronounce different words. Plus, Charles helps a listener with a noisy neighbor issue in another edition of “I’ll Help Ya Get Out of the Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Spring has officially sprung and tourist season is kicking up in Myrtle Beach again! Charles tells a joke for old times’ sake, and recaps his recent trip to Washington D.C. Plus, Charles tries to get Link to guess what different Victorian era slang mean in another edition of “Say What Now?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Visit betterhelp.com/dispatches today to get 10% off your first month. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles and Link are still basking in the glory of NC State’s unforgettable final four run. Charles talks about how Nancy’s jewelry booth went, and reveals the official new Dispatches From Myrtle Beach business cards. Plus, Link recaps Lily’s big 21st birthday party, and the two settle once and for all whether Charles has a bellybutton or not. C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Link tells Charles about a surprising visitor he has coming to town, and the “mom sandwich” he soon will find himself in. The two discuss plans for Lily’s 21st birthday, and Link has Charles help him with his DJ set for for the party in a new segment called, “Guess That Bop, Pop!” Plus, Charles helps a listener with their kitchen in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!” C’mon and have a good time with us! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DISPATCHES today to get 10% off your first month. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles finally tries the awaited huskless popcorn sent to him from some friends he made in Aruba. The two discuss what job they’d pick to have for a day. Plus, Link tests Charles knowledge of various items are in a new segment called, “What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In another edition of the “Belch Life Bulletin”, Charles discovers that Myrtle Beach is a hotspot for UFO sightings in the U.S., and shares his skepticism with Link. The two then live out their alien-encounter dreams in “Let’s Roleplay!” Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles buys new shagging shoes. Nancy joins the show to give some updates on her mom, and promote her jewelry booth at the North Myrtle Beach St. Patrick’s Day Festival. Charles tells Link about his genius idea to promote the podcast. Plus, Charles and Link help a listener prepare for his upcoming move from Hawaii to North Carolina, and debate on the IQ level of Southerners. C’mon and have a good time with us! https://parks.nmb.us/411/St-Patricks-Day-Parade-Festival Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Myrtle Beasts, we’re here to make your day even brighter than usual - we’re officially back to weekly full episodes!!! Charles and Link discuss their excitement about going back to having a dispatch every week. The two answer a listener question about the smells that remind them of their parents. Plus, things get quite animated when Link teaches Charles famous rapper/hip-hop artists’ ad-libs in another edition of “You’re Never Too Old To Learn Somethin’!”. C’mon and have a good time with us! Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off. Visit BetterHelp.com/DISPATCHES to get 10% off your first month. Visit factormeals.com/dispatches50 and use code dispatches50 to get 50% off. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Our 2nd “Weirdest Show” trophy finally arrived! Charles asks Link to give Dispatches a holler out on The Tonight Show. The two give advice to a listener whose mom was just diagnosed with leukemia. Plus, Charles recaps his (very eventful) cruise experience in another edition of “Shaggin’ Around The World!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's time for another "Gen-Z Slang of the Week"! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles tells Link about his big painting job. The two share their Valentine’s Day strategies, help a listener in a Groundhog’s Day dilemma and choose past events they’d like to time travel back to together. Plus, the two hear a wildly complicated wife sandwich story in another edition of “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Mardi Gras World. Visit hellofresh.com/myrtlefree and use code myrtlefree for FREE breakfast for life! Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off. Visit BetterHelp.com/DISPATCHES to get 10% off your first month. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This has been Charles Neal, at your service! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Two Neal vacations calls for a longer dispatch! Link recaps his family vacation to New Zealand, filled with a visit to Hobbiton, cave exploring, scuba diving, waterfalls, and a herd of sheep. Plus, Charles tells Link about his vacation to Aruba, filled with sun tans, Piña Coladas, snorkeling and…husk-less popcorn? C’mon and have a good time with us! This episode is sponsored by Rosetta Stone. Redeem your 50% off a lifetime membership at rosettastone.com/DISPATCHES today. This episode is sponsored by Factor. Head to factormeals.com/myrtle50 and use code myrtle50 to get 50% off. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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2024 is here and the Neal boys are back! The new year sparks a conversation about the future and past - Space Odyssey: 2001, the moon landing, JFK’s assassination, and what Charles thought 2024 would be like when he was young. Plus, even though Charles isn’t really into New Year’s Resolutions, he discusses what he wants to work on this year, which reminds Link of a recent time he made Christy quite angry with him. C’mon and have a good time with us! This episode is sponsored by Rosetta Stone. Redeem your 50% off a lifetime membership at rosettastone.com/DISPATCHES today. This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to HelloFresh.com/myrtlefree and use code myrtlefree for FREE breakfast for life! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/DISPATCHES and get on your way to being your best self. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, it's time for another Southern Slang of the Week! -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's time for...another new mini dispatch segment! Introducing: Gen-Z Slang of the Week! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's time for...a new mini dispatch segment! Introducing: Southern Slang of the Week! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link recap their time together in Myrtle Beach, and help a listener pick his first-ever tattoo. Plus, the two act out a very peculiar situation in Santa’s Workshop in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!” C’mon and have a good time with us! This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com/myrtlefree and use code myrtlefree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing." -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles and Link hear some “wife sandwich” stories from Myrtle Beasts. Charles helps a listener who broke a towel rack while getting “intimate” in the bathroom, and gives some cheap Southern meal ideas to a listener going through the Auto Workers Strike. Plus, Charles and Link try to pronounce different French words in another edition of “Say What Now?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsors for this episode, Rockefellers Raw Bar. This episode is sponsored by Factor! Head to factormeals.com/myrtle50 and use code myrtle50 to get 50% off. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's always better to let it out than to keep it in! -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our 50th episode is here and Charles’ mullet is gone! Charles and Link celebrate 50 together. Charles tells Link a story about getting recognized at his local bank. Link updates Charles on his father-in-law’s improvement after a scary accident, and surprises him with the announcement of his new cereal brand, MishMash! C’mon and have a good time with us! Go to HelloFresh.com/myrtlefree and use code myrtlefree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active. Order your boxes of Sweet Mac 'N Mello and Peanut Butter N' Honey Sandwich now at eatmishmash.com! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Just be yourself, Myrtle Beast! -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy Halloween from Elvis and Mickey Mouse! The two discuss their dislike of scary movies, talk about spooky encounters they’ve experienced, and share sentiments about being afraid of the dark. Plus, Charles helps a listener pick a crazy paint color for their pumpkins in “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!”, and the two make a Halloween-themed dirty mad lib in another edition of “Now How Can We Make This Dirty?” C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Be nice, y'all! -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Link and Captain Funbassador (Charles) celebrate their 2nd Signal Awards Listener’s Choice win, and Charles shares an interesting surprise with Link. Charles shows off some photos from his time at the SOS (Society of Shaggers) Festival in Myrtle Beach, and tells Link the story behind his favorite nickname. Plus, Charles tells a wild story about an Aerosmith concert he went to in the 70s in another edition of, “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsors for this episode, Sea Captain’s House & Broadway at the Beach. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Buckle up and get down to business! -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles sh*t his pants today, which he reveals, is not an uncommon occurrence. Charles and Link give advice to a listener who blew chunks during a job interview, and the two discuss their experiences with grief and how they’ve both learned to deal with it. Plus, Charles gives some sweet southern motivation to a gym-goer, and brags about his final grandchild of the segment, Hayden, in another “Grandkid of the Week”. C’mon and have a good time with us! Go to HelloFresh.com/50myrtle and use code 50myrtle for 50% off plus free shipping! HelloFresh: America’s #1 Meal Kit. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get in that recliner and take a snooze! -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re back with another in-person episode! Charles talks about his experience shadowing Link at Mythical, and announces the winner of the Apple Podcasts Review Contest. Charles tells the story of when his house burnt down, helps a listener with a weird pizza order, and is given more words to attempt to pronounce. Plus, the two talk about their experiences learning to drive at 16 years old (or in Charles’ case, 13). C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Don't be too hard on yourself, Myrtle Beast. -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For the first time ever, Charles and Link record Dispatches together in LA! The two, in matching-Hawaiian-shirt fashion, recap their time together as they hunkered down during the HurriQuake that hit during Charles’ visit. Plus, Nancy joins the show to celebrate her and Charles’ 13th anniversary in another edition of “Nancy, Is He Behaving?” C’mon and have a good time with us! This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com/50myrtle and use code 50myrtle for 50% off plus 15% off the next 2 months! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stop comparing yourself to others financially. -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Guess what, Myrtle Beasts? Charles is coming to LA! Charles and Link discuss their big plans for his visit, and Charles teaches Link how to write and pronounce their names in Japanese. The two tell stories of being fired from jobs, talk about the most amazing inventions of their lifetimes, and give advice to a listener studying to become a doctor. Plus, Charles presents another “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week”. C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Keep that underwear clean! -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles tells Link about getting recognized when heading to his Belch Life golf cart, and announces his Apple Podcast review contest (get those 5-star reviews in!). The two reminisce on fond memories water-skiing together, and Charles expresses his hatred of wallpaper (popcorn ceiling still takes the cake, though). Plus, Charles helps a listener who drunkenly made out with a co-worker at a work party in another edition of “I’ll Help Ya Get Out of the Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Brookgreen Gardens. This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to HelloFresh.com/50myrtle and use code 50myrtle for 50% off plus free shipping To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Celebrating a whole year of Dispatches. -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles recalls his very first shower and first time watching color TV, and tells Link about his apocalypse-level stash of string beans. A listener shows off a popcorn ceiling removal tool, Charles shares his sought-after slaw recipe, and the two help a listener plan quite an interesting marriage proposal. Plus, Charles helps a listener pick a bathroom paint color in “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!”, and tells Link all about Myrtle Beach going viral for its emerald blue waters in another “Belch Life Bulletin”. C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sometimes things are ok just the way they are! -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles’ Signal award finally came in and boy is it shiny! Link tells Charles about his recent experience at a spa. Charles talks about his first impressions of Rhett and Link’s videos when they first started making them, and the two debate on the East Coast vs. the West Coast. Plus, Charles tells his favorite things about Lando in another “Grandkid of the Week”, and Charles stars as Indiana Jones in another edition of “Who Needs Foley When You Have Me?” C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hey all you Myrtle Beasts! Charles Neal here. Without my son Link! Welcome to my first Mini Dispatch. Hope ya enjoy it! -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices