
Dispatches From Myrtle Beach
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Charles Has Exciting News | DFMB Episode 190
Dad Reacts To Rage Bait | DFMB Episode 189
Charles Reacts To Rhett & Link's Hair | DFMB Episode 188
Rhett & Link Go To Montana
Dad Can't Believe These Grocery Prices | DFMB Episode 186
We Scare The Crap Out Of Link & Charles | DFMB Episode 185
Link Destroys A Pot Pie And The Internet Explodes | DFMB Episode 184
Can Dad Spot AI Slop? | DFMB Episode 183
Dad's "Hear Me Outs" Are Not What We Expected | DFMB Episode 182
A New Dog In The Family | DFMB Episode 181
Dad Reacts To Funny Fan Comments | DFMB Episode 180
We Have A Southern Insult Contest | DFMB Episode 179
Dad Tries Hilarious TikTok Trend | DFMB Episode 178
Lando Gets His License | DFMB Episode 177
Dad Tries To Sell Mystery Products | DFMB Episode 176
Dad Reacts To Modern Prices | DFMB Episode 175
Link's Anniversary Trip | DFMB Episode 174
2026 Link Vs. 2015 Link | DFMB Episode 173
Could Dad Do The WORST Parts Of My Job? | DFMB Episode 172
Our Top Secret Time Together | DFMB Episode 171
It's Our Birthdays! | DFMB Episode 170
Dad Reacts To Grocery Prices At Erewhon | DFMB Episode 169
Dad Reacts To Internet Slop | DFMB Episode 168
Rhett Sends Dad A Weird Message | DFMB Episode 167
Could Dad Do My Job? | DFMB Episode 166
Rhett & Link's Trip To Alaska | DFMB Episode 165
Fans Subscribe Dad To Hilarious Newsletters | DFMB Episode 164
Charles Reacts To Link Getting Pranked On GMM | DFMB Episode 163
Dad Gets Touched By This Fan’s Story | DFMB Episode 162
Charles gets emotional reading a listener's email. Plus, the two watch and react to paint reels, and Link teaches Charles how to spot AI images. C’mon and have a good time with us! Reels: facebook.com/reel/1228192412592986 youtube.com/shorts/sk9zuQ3A3q8 instagram.com/reel/DVOdcL1gPSv/?igsh=djlvNnVteHVjajM%3D Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to [email protected]. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dad Reacts To Himself On Reddit | DFMB Episode 161
EIt’s Tuesday, which means it’s time for your favorite podcast and another Charles Neal spelling bee! Link and Charles react to their viral “6 7” clip, and Charles reads some hilarious comments. Plus, Link tests Charles internet IQ by seeing if he can accurately guess certain internet terms. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to [email protected]. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dad Gets Electrocuted | DFMB Episode 160
EHappy St. Patrick’s Day, Myrtle Beasts! Charles performs “Lucky” by Britney Spears for Link, and it was, dare we say…incredible? Charles also takes us back to the old days of Dispatches with a good ole fashioned dirty joke. Plus, the two talk about their least favorite jobs (Charles’ is a shocker, pun intended), give their opinions on some controversial topics, and help a listener who’s in deep doo-doo with their HOA. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to [email protected]. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
How Link Feels About Getting Older | DFMB Episode 159
ECharles and Link catch up on family updates, including newborn babies and Lincoln's time at college. Link grapples with getting older, and Charles gives him a hard time. Plus, Charles confronts Link about an unpaid bill, and the two play another round of the Southern Slang Game. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to [email protected]. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Charles Reacts To Viral Link Moments | DFMB Episode 158
ECharles and Link watch clips from GMM, and a paint reel involving a freezer, which Charles finds unpleasant. Charles tells the story of when he hit a mailbox, and when he used to throw glass bottles at street signs when he was younger. Plus, Charles tries to identify people and items in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?" C’mon and have a good time with us! Doohickies: Bad Bunny Tampon Sydney Sweeney Boba Tea Heated Rivalry (Ilya & Shane) Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to [email protected]. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dad Reacts To An Old Rhett & Link Video | DFMB Episode 157
ECharles has a message for former Ear Biscuiteers. Charles and Link react to Rhett and Link’s rap battle “Who’s Yo Daddy?” from 2013, and Link runs through all of Charles’ supposed accomplishments from the song. Plus, the two discuss things in their life that they’re adamant about doing correctly, and try to say more tongue twisters. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to [email protected]. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Link Had Another Accident | DFMB Episode 156
EWell, Link had an accident..again. Link tells Charles what happened, and comes to terms with the aches and pains that come with getting older. Charles tells Link about his out-of-the-ordinary Valentine's Day, gives updates on Nancy's cancer treatments, and shows off all the snow on the beach this month. Plus, Link paints his house like a REAL man. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to [email protected]. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dad Officially Ends The 6-7 Meme | DFMB Episode 155
ELink tries to get Charles to say “6 7”, and it is an incredible 5 minutes of time. Charles wears another one of Nancy’s wigs and pretends to be Keith Urban (Christy’s hall pass) in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!” Plus, the two play Mad Gab again. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to [email protected]. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dad Passed Out | DFMB Episode 154
ELink’s got a brand new look for this episode, which has him wondering if he should buy a motorcycle. Link and Charles discuss their tips and tricks for getting through dentist appointments, and react to painting reels (one involving a very cute animal). Plus, Charles tells the story of the time he passed out from heat exhaustion, and attempts to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to [email protected]. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We Play 'Would You Rather' | DFMB Episode 153
ECharles gives an update on Nancy’s health journey, and a listener finds his business card out in the wild. Charles talks about things he refuses to learn how to use, and Link answers a tough “Would You Rather” question. Plus, the two talk about an infamous character from their hometown. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to [email protected]. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Link Goes To Japan | DFMB Episode 152
E2026 is the year of BEARDED UP Neals! Well, at least for a little bit. Charles and Link discuss and compare their beards, and what the future is of their faces. Plus, Charles (Roan) shows off his karaoke skills, and Link recaps his family trip to Japan! C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to [email protected]. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dad Reacts To A Car Prank | DFMB Episode 151
ECharles and Link try to solve tricky riddles, with one turning into an argument over math (naturally). Charles then auditions as the tooth fairy (in a long beautiful blonde wig, of course) in another edition of "Let's Roleplay!" Plus, Charles and Link react to a listener getting swindled at a car shop, which actually ends up being a viral prank from TikTok. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to [email protected]. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dad’s Biggest Snow Storm | DFMB Episode 150
EIt's time to kick off 2026 with our 150th episode! Charles and Link give a holler-out to some road trip listeners, and Link teases his family trip to Japan. Charles talk about his biggest snow storm experience, and gives dad advice to someone struggling with snow on their car in Buffalo, NY. Plus, the two attempt tongue twisters! C’mon and have a good time with us! If you want to attempt the tongue twisters with Charles and Link! "I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit." "How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?" "A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym." "A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule." Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to [email protected]. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Lookin' Back: Dad’s Terrifying Text Messages (2023)
EWhile Charles and Link are away for the holiday, we're throwing things back today to 2023, to an episode full of terrifying texting habits, wedding first dance songs, guilty pleasures, and pet peeves. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Lookin' Back: Dad’s Dumbest Fight (2022)
EHappy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! While Charles and Link are away for the holiday break, we're throwing it all the way back to 2022, to an episode full of funeral flatulence, sex robots, and crowbars. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
How Nancy’s Surgery Went | DFMB Episode 149
ECharles and Link virtually reunite after seeing each other briefly over Thanksgiving. Link discusses wanting to see how long his beard can grow into 2026, and Charles serenades Link with "Santa Baby" as a sexy elf. Plus, Charles talks about how Nancy's surgery went, and gives updates on her cancer journey. C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Are We Smart Enough For These Riddles? | DFMB Episode 148
ECharles and Link try to solve riddles sent in to them, and Charles gets hilariously tricked by one. Charles tries to identify modern items in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?", and tells a great Neal family story involving tension over butterbeans. C’mon and have a good time with us! Doohickeys: The Life Of A Showgirl Album Butt Plugs Minion To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Does Nana Sound Like This Cartoon Character? | DFMB Episode 147
ECharles gives a holler-out to a wildland fire patrolman and his wife. The two watch some impressive (and not so impressive) paint hack videos, and decide if Nana sounds like Treetrunks from the cartoon "Adventure Time". Plus, Charles gives a stern talking to to a listener's boyfriend just won't do the dishes. C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dad’s Secret To A Long Life | DFMB Episode 146
EHappy Thanksgiving, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link discuss what they're grateful for this year, and react to unseen photos of Charles Sr. (Link's grandad) sent in by a listener. Plus, the two say what smells they would erase from existence if they could, and Charles talks about his secrets to a long life. C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dad Tries To Pronounce Fashion Brands | DFMB Episode 145
ECharles gives an update on Nancy's upcoming surgery, and tells Link about the 2025 Neal Family reunion that he wasn't able to attend. Plus, Link explains the real reason why he wants Lando to get his driver's license, and Charles tries to pronounce luxury fashion brands. C’mon and have a good time with us! Pronunciation List: Hermès Chanel Balenciaga Louis Vuitton Yves Saint Laurent Gucci To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dad’s Kool-Aid Detention Story | DFMB Episode 144
It's 11/11, make a wish Myrtle Beasts!! The two react to a paint reel and the viral "buttery flaky crust" video, and Charles sees the picture of Rhett & Link hugging nude for the first time. Plus, Charles tells a hilarious grade school detention story, and the two play another round of the Southern Slang Game. C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
What Movie Universe Would We Live In? | DFMB Episode 143
ECharles and Link give a tattoo artist, who is tired of the usual small talk, some conversation starter ideas. Charles gets a spam email from someone who he thinks is named Peetrick. Plus, the two discuss how they navigate their religious differences as father and son, and share which movie universe they'd want to live in. C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices