Desert Island Dicks

Dan is joined by the very funny Toussaint Douglass to discuss the worst people and things in the world, along the way taking in topics as diverse as the delicious broth you get at the end of a bowl of noodles, and Craig David's timekeeping. Listen for it to all make sense. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Two little ducks? Two little dicks more like. dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by comedian Huge Davies for a lovely chat about who and what are dicks and why he'd hate to be stuck on an island with them. Expect rigorous critique on such figures as Charlie Bucket's grandad and popular chart hits of yesteryear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week the podcast is PACKED with dicks. Wall to wall. Some great letters from YOU the listeners. keep sending them in because we love reading them out - dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by DJ, Producer, head of Turbo Recordings, and podcaster, Tiga, to talk about the worst people and things to be stuck with on a desert island, and they manage to talk about even more people and things than was strictly necessary for the format, so consider that a bonus. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by comedian Helen Bauer, and they discuss the people and things she'd hate to be stuck on an island with. There's fun, there's laughter, there's tears. Only joking, there are no tears, because it's an upbeat and lighthearted podcast and that's what we do. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

HOLY MOLY. We've done 20 of these and you're still emailing in. I'm as surprised as you are. James' audio sounds shit! BYE dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by comedian, writer and podcaster Alexandra Haddow, and they discuss a lot of people and things that are dicks, and also some that they don't think are dicks but who are fun to talk about anyway, and a lovely time was had by all, at least, that's how it sounded, and that's enough for me. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's a mother-flipping clip show, as James and Dan have been snowed under with grown up shit that they're unable to get out of, but when the clips are as good as this, who cares? Featuring the choicest cuts of Desert Island Dicks, this should help get you through the week in the way that only listening to people talk about things they hate can. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's another instalment of Top of the Cocks, to keep you going whilst James and Dan sort their shit out for a week, but don't despair - this episode contains some solid gold dicks, like if Indiana Jones ran into a lost tomb and discovered a hoard of treasure from a forgotten tribe, the main bounty being a stack of golden dicks that made you laugh a lot when you were in their presence. Or something. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan sits down to talk with Michellin-starred chef Tom Brown, owner of the Cornerstone restaurant in London, and cook up a concoction of awful people and things to spend time with on an island. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Back once again for the renegade master, D4 damager, power to the people. Back once again for the renegade master, D4 damager, with the ill behaviour.(4X) That's right, we back baby. Holiday Dicks other stuff etc. Download that shit. Submit your dicks dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by comedian Russell Hicks, to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck on a desert island with. Including stories of cough medicine, goths at Christian summer camps, and bald cats who hate baths. It'll make much more sense when you listen though, so stop reading this and get stuck in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

James and Dan sat down (in separate places), picked out a load of suggestions for dicks that you sent us, and read them out. That's the format, and we hope you enjoy it. If you'd like to send us your choice of a person or thing you'd hate to be stuck with on an island, submit your suggestion at dickspod.com/contact. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian, actress and writer Ria Lina joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Some of the funniest moments from the podcast so far! We plan to do more of these so let us know your favourites @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The very wonderful Tiff Stevenson joined Dan to talk about the worst people and things to be stuck with on an island, and later that day Dan's wife went into labour six weeks early. Coincidence? Yes, obviously, the two are in no way linked - what are you, some kind of witch doctor? Get out of here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Yes this one's a bit longer, I'm tired and it's late. It would have been shorter but Dan surprised me with a vegetable. Just listen to the bloody thing. SUBMIT YOUR DICKS: dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by the comedian Slim, to share who and what he would hate to be stuck with on a desert island. It's our traditional formula, so why change it eh? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

150th episode of the podcast! We didn't realise and so planned absolutely nothing and so here we present to you (all we could come up with) a slightly longer podcast than usual.... think of this as the audio equivalent of buying your partner a Bruno Mars CD for Christmas that you'd picked up from a petrol station, on boxing day, on the way to their house - that's right, YOU'RE WELCOME! Submit your dicks today dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by writer, actor and team captain on the Do The Right Thing podcast, to share who and what she'd least like to be stuck with on a desert island, and it's very funny, so stop reading this bit and listen to it, because this is just a description and not as interesting as the audio. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How we've managed to do 15 of these I will never know but here we are! Another vintage episode Thank you for submitting yours at dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's an international Dicks, as comedian Laura Davis joins Dan all the way from New Zealand, to put together the worst combination of people and things to be stuck with on a desert island. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy(ish) New Year to you all not a lot to say other than Dick Dick Dicky Dick Dick, Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick. Loads in the pod, get it in your head. Submit your dicks here: dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Thanyia Moore joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On of the most popular guests of 2020, Dane Baptiste joins us once again, this time to tell us all about the worst people and things from 2020 he could be stuck with on an island with. If you're standing there reading this, stop reading and start listening, because Dane does not disappoint. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS - ya filthy animals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Well we've only gone and got Skin from Skunk Anansie to come on the podcast to tell Dan all about the people and things she'd hate to be stuck on an island with and the results are very fine indeed. But don't just take my word for it, press play and hear for yourselves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

As we near the end of the year the dicks get a bit christmassy! Plus there's talk of being right up Donald Trump's arse. Submit you choices for the island at dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Sooz Kempner joins Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck with on an island, and does a wonderful job filling it with total dicks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

MORE DICKS. And then some more dicks. Then some Christmas themed dicks. ENJOY. Submit yours dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Radio host, broadcaster and Fun House legend Pat Sharp joins Dan to talk about the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How the holy hell have we managed to do 10 of these! What is this nonsense? What is time? And who the bloody hell are you? All will be revealed... but probably not in this podcast... or will it? Dan and James read your dicks and James's Dad pulls out the classics. Be sure to submit your choices as dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Sindhu Vee joins Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with. She's good at it, being both a comedian, and someone who's fond of being rude about people in a funny way, so it's a good match. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We've had a great week here on Desert Island Dicks and what better way to top it off then with YOUR DICKS! Plus John Deacon's (foodie themed) dick picks. Submit your own desert island dicks today at dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by journalist, writer, broadcaster and musician Jay Rayner, to discuss the worst people and things in the world. Jay is hosting a streamed performance of his show My last Supper this Saturday the 28th of November, in aid of the charity The Food Chain, which provides nutritional advice and support to people with HIV. You can read more about it and get tickets here: https://www.fane.co.uk/online-shows/my-last-supper-with-jay-rayner-a-streamed-performance/about-the-show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You have sent us your dicks and James and Dan put those dicks in their eyes, they then push those dicks out of their mouths all so you can have those dicks in your ears! It's like poetry. Also John Deacon is BACK to share with us some 'Classic Dicks'. Want to be on the podcast? Submit your choices for the island at: dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Writer and Journalist Joel Golby joins Dan via a computer to talk about all the worst people and things he could be stuck on an island with. That shouldn't surprise you, given it's the premise of this podcast, and always has been. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dicks, dicks and more dicks. Dicks aplenty in this podcast. Thank you for your submissions - keep them coming dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Josh Jones is a comedian. That means he's funny. And thats why he makes a great guest on this podcast, where he tells us all about the people and things he'd hate to be stuck on an island with. So don't just stand there reading this, listen to it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Back once again with another bag of dicks ready to unleash upon the world. PLUS! Back by popular demand, James' Dad has sent in his Dick Picks. Send your choices for the island to dickspod.com/contact to get involved Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Edinburgh award-winning comedian Jordan Brookes joins Dan to discuss all that is crap in this world. Well, not everything, but a few things that are crap in the world. Anyway, don't get bogged down in it all here, start listening and it'll all become clear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Some outstanding choice for the island this week from YOU the listeners! PLUS Star of Desert Island Dicks 50th episode John Deacon comes through with some suggestions for the listeners. Submit your dicks today at dickspod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Marlon Davis chats to Dan about the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with. And it's a good job he did, because otherwise it would have been a totally different podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

YOUR DICKS - revealed to the world. Submit yours now dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Musician and beatboxer extraordinaire Darren Foreman, better known as Beardyman, joins Dan to discuss all that is frightful and wrong, and who and what would be the worst people and things to be stuck with on a desert island. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The dicks have come in! And Dan and James dish them back out. Submit yours today to dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joanne McNally joins Dan to discuss all that would be truly awful for her to share a desert island with. Curious? Well stop reading this and listen to the thing... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

No one hated it enough to tell us to stop and so here we are with episode 2 of Compact Dicks. You've gotten in contact in your droves with your choices for the desert island and Dan and James love to see them. Send your choices in to dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dom Joly joins us to choose who and what would annoy him most to be stuck on a desert island with. Picked entirely off the cuff, he nevertheless creates a wonderfully awful place to be stuck. If you want to let us know who you'd choose, tell us at dickspod.com/contact, and we could read yours out in the next episode of Compact Dicks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices