Desert Island Dicks

Actor, comedian and impressionist, Luke Kempner joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspodLearn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Musical comedy genius the Jazz Emu joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow us @dickspodLearn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ed fucking Gamble is on the podcast! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by comedian Njambi McGrath! Njambi shares who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspodLearn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Actor, comedian and writer, Will Sebag-Montefiore, joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week Dan is joined by the incredibly funny Bilal Zafar! He joins us to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspodLearn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Writer and stand-up comedian, Ginny Hogan joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by comedian Phillipp Kostelecky, to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A JUICY episode of Compact Dicks for you this week! Thank you for your submissions - send us more: dickspod.com/contact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedy genius Paul Foot joins our sweet baby Daniel to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's like Desert Island Dicks but shorter! And this time YOU'RE the guest! Enjoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian and writer Olaf Falafel joins our dear sweet Daniel to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Ollie Horn joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island! Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Kuan Wen Huang joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Holy fuck! It's Ali Brice and he's here to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Just in case you missed it! Here's our Old Dicks for this week from comedian Simon Brodkin. Simon is currently out on tour and so if you enjoy this go and see him LIVE! Be sure to follow the podcast @dickpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welsh/Spanish comedian Ignacio Lopez joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

'That French TikTok Lady', Tatty Macleod joins our Daniel to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The band Dutch Uncles join Dan to share who and what they'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island! Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

WE NEED YOU! The boys are back in town and we're in need of YOUR submissions for the podcast, head over to dickspod.com/contact and let us know who and/or what you'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island - nothing is off limits. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fresh from 'Live at the Apollo' and 'ITV2's Stand-Up Sketch Show', comedian Emmanuel Sonubi joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We've been fortunate enough to have some very talented guests on this podcast and if you're a new listener to the podcast we've like to take this opportunity to present to you an OLD DICK - this is an older episode of the podcast we think you should hear. This week it's the excellent Elis James from January 2022! Be sure to dive deep into the back catalogue, you never know what you might find... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by writer Serena Coady - she’s written for The Independent, CNN, Vox, Dazed, Elle and more besides. Also, she’s very funny and you should follow her. That’s it. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian, writer, podcaster - the man is an all round polymath - Alasdair Beckett-King joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian, Actor and Taskmaster contestant, Kiell Smith-Bynoe joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Taskmaster is back this week and to celebrate we've got Kiell Smith-Bynoe on the podcast.. Coming Friday! Make sure you've subscribed so you don't miss it. While you wait for that momentous occasion we've put together a compilation of some of our favourite previous Taskmaster contestants, including; Doc Brown, Richard Herring, Fern Brady, Lou Sanders and Jamali Maddix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Presenter and broadcaster Sarah Gosling joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island! Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian, actor, writer - Steve Bugeja does it all! And this week he joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You asked for it and here it is! She didn't ghost us, here's Joanne McNally's Desert Island Dicks for your listening pleasure. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Esther Manito joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan Skinner, the genius behind Angelos Epithemiou, joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

To celebrate International Women's Day, we've compiled some of the funniest moments from just some of the incredible women we've had on the podcast. There's so many we could do an entire series but for now here's just a few of our favourites. Including, Isy Suttie, Sinhu Vee, The Scummy Mummies, Ellie White, Thanyia Moore, Joanne McNally, Margaret Cabourne-Smith and Lucy Porter. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian and actor Sunil Patel joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For your listening pleasure! We're reposing this episode of Desert Island Dicks with Omid Djalili for you to enjoy. For our new listeners, we're going to be publishing a series of 'Old Dicks' - a round up of episodes you may have missed that we think you should hear, so sit back and enjoy. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Kate Barron joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Kate is busy touring extensively and brings her 'Losing Myself' live show to the Soho Theatre in April - so go see her! And be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this episode of Compact Dicks, Dan does the best impression of Steve Lamacq I've ever heard. It's top tier. Plus some other stuff happens. Submit your suggestions for the desert island dickspod.com/contact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This is a Top of the Cocks, drag special, in solidarity with the Honor Oak Pub in South East London, which is due to be picketed by a bunch of people who find the idea of drag queens offensive. But they’re not, they’re really great and entertaining and we stand in solidarity with them. Featuring Jinkx Monsoon and Major Scales, Divina De Campo, Glamrou and Crystal. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Multi-award winning comedian, Michael Akadiri joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we are treated to some exceptional emails from YOU the listeners! Submit your own choice for the island now ad dickspod.com/contact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

OLD DICKS - To celebrate our old friend Tom Kerridge returning to the Great British Menu, we're rebroadcasting his excellent episode of the podcast for you to enjoy. This really is a top tier episode full of brilliant choices - hope you enjoy! Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

International award-winning comic and radio host, Ray Bradshaw joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island... Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan and James are back once again with the renegade master. And by renegade master I mean YOU, the listener, as we return to read out YOUR submissions for the desert island AND we even play a game sent in by a listener. It's all very exciting, you should listen to it. Submit your choices now at dickspod.com/contact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Anarchy! Real life Sex Pistol, Glen Matlock joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island... it gets political! Be sure to follow the podcast on social media @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Top of the Cocks is back! We've put together some of the best (worst) music stories and choices from the back catalogue. It's the Brits this week - they're not paying us or anything - but we thought why not use the excuse to put together something fun. If you enjoy what you hear, why not go back and listen to the full episodes! Including; lead-singer of Skunk Anansie, and actual Brit award-nominee, Skin. Journalist and food critic, Jay Rayner. Comedians, Sara Barron, Sofie Hagen and Ash Frith and actor, comedian, rapper, screenwriter, songwriter, and voiceover artist, Ben Bailey-Smith AKA Doc Brown. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

IT'S TIME TO RISE AND GRIND! That's right we're here and we are here to deliver... We've been going through your submissions for the desert island and pulled out some of the best and stuck them in this podcast for you. Listen to it and then maybe submit one of your own to dickspod.com/contact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian and writer Pierre Novellie joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What do Red Hot Chilli Peppers, a dominatrix and bitter melon all have in common? They all feature in this week's Compact Dicks, that's what. How and why? You'll have to listen to find out. Would you like to feature on an episode of Compact Dicks? Yes? Great! Send us your suggestions to dickspod.com/contact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

That's right! This is the new home of JaackMaate's Happy Hour. Subscribe here to receive all future episodes direct to your phone... Only messing! Ahead of their 'The Round Sheep' live tour JaackMaate, Stevie and Robbie join Dan to share who and what they'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the island this week James and Dan are joined by your choices for the desert island and let me tell you this for nothing - they're smokin'! AND we have a great big juicy announcement about next week's episode of the podcast. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Irish novelist and podcaster, Caimh McDonnell joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices