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How do I convince my boyfriend not to grow a mullet? What do I do with this small, hot towel? Should I destroy my sad friend in Words with Friends? John and Hank have answers to this and more! Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network, SciShow Tangents and The Anthropocene Reviewed. Email us: [email protected] Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected] us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohnSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hosts Hank and John Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the third-tier English football club). If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected] us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohnSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Should I spend prom at Target or break up my friends? How does Legolas never run out of arrows? What would happen if all plants ceased to exist? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn Some things mentioned: The Anthropocene Reviewed: https://soundcloud.com/theanthropocenereviewed An Absolutely Remarkable Thing: hankgreen.com Eons: youtube.com/eons Scatterbrained: youtube.com/mentalflossvideo If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected] us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohnSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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