Dead Men Roll No Crits

In this double-long episode of DMRNC the crew is out on the high seas tracking down a scurvy prey: A crew of wreckers who are said to use illusions to wreck ships and take their cargo, without so much as a care for the Pirate Code.

This week the heroes and scoundrels aboard the Tidebreaker are in Tessa Fairwinds port of Quent, visiting the temple of Calistria known as the "House of Stolen Kisses". This house of ill repute is home to whores, assassins and secrets that the crew needs to continue their search for Chelaxian spies in the Shackles...but will they make the grade and impress the head mistress/priestess? Find out on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits.

A new potential ally reveals herself to the crew of the Tidebreaker, and a new threat potentially is uncovered. Under the guise of a dinner in the hills the course of political machinations in the Shackles is unfurled like a patch-work sail, and a mighty wind threatens to blow!

After a black out party the crew of the Tidebreaker celebrates their hangovers with a bar brawl, a former bully, and a chase across the city of Port Peril to remember, a chase for the ages!

On this week's episode a tale as old as time, a story told to crowds, a love of cold ale and stale bread, Beauty and the Beastly! Captain Casius has to impress the court of the Hurricane King Kerdak Bonefist himself, and if he wants to succeed then he will need the help of his team. Other mysteries are afoot but that's all a tale for another time...

This week on DMRNC we continue down the path of piratedom and the crew of the Tidebreaker are on their way to a soiree held at Lucrehold castle, the stronghold of none other than the Hurricane King himself! Before they get there though they will need to navigate the Crocodile infested waters...where perhaps they will be on the menu instead of the guest's list!

The rest of Tsadok Goldtooth's test await the Tidebreaker crew as they have entered the waters of Port Peril. A high-stakes alcohol fueled card game is first on the agenda? Can Captain Casius escape with his booty intact? Find out on this week's DMRNC!

This week the crew of the Tidebreaker return to where this adventure all began...the Pirate Capital of Port Peril, but they have a hold full of treasure and a reputation as a ship to be feared and admired. But as they pull into port none other than the Hurricane King's right hand man is there to meet them and give them a pirate test! Can Hanto tight rope walk his way out of this one? Find out on DMRNC!

The crew is able to count their coins, appraise their gems, spellcraft thier magics and divvy up the loot on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits! You will want to stick around those for we have an explanation of the magical pearl that Hanto has sought this entire campaign, and Pirate Mad Libs!

The leader may be slain, but there is still death and devastation in these caves. A prized magical chair worth hundreds in gold must be exhumed from the underwater sea caverns, but to do so the party must venture forth into uncharted caves on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

This week's episode has the crew of the Tidebreaker bounce back from the brink of obliteration to take the fight to the murdersome leader of this rabble, this tribe of sea devils. Krelloort the Terrible is ready for them, though many of his warriors are dead at the hands of the pirate crew. Will they be able to revenge their murdered crew-mates and the Princess Neema's people? Find out on this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

This weeks is the fatally FUN conclusion of one of the most brutal combats in the history of this podcast! The heroes are underwater and surrounded by Sea Devils, Hanto is unconscious and everyone is low on hit points. How will the crew of the Tidebreaker make it out of this one alive? Tune in to find out!

Returning to the sea caves beneath Mancatcher Cove, the upper levels cleared of Sea Devils the party continue to dive deeper into the darkened dugout. Little did they know that the massive matronly mother of the tribe is laying in wait for them...what starts as a 4 on 1 combat rapidly changes. Will the party survive this latest fight to the death?

This week the party retreats with the Locathah prisoner and retreat to the surface . While they think that they're safe in the Right Eye cavity though, something lurks outside, spying them inside!!!

This week on DMRNC the crew continues their treasure hunt in the water-logged caves beneath Mancatcher Cove, fighting off Sea Devils and creatures that infest those caverns. Who or what will they find down there? Only time will tell as you join the adventure and find out in this week's episode!

In this week's episode, the crew of the Tidebreaker with their erstwhile enemy Isabella Locke descend into the depths of the caverns beneath Mancatcher Cove. Will they find the famous treasure rumored to be hidden here or will they find death at the hands of a dozen angry creatures? Well maybe its a little of column A and a little of column B.

This weeks episode finds an unlikely 5-some on the hunt for buried treasure and the hidden loot at Mancatcher's cove. This mission is too dangerous for the other crew members, so its up to the 4 senior treasure aficionados of the Tidebreaker to dive into these crystal clear waters and take on the Sea Devils!

The crew have formed an uneasy alliance with Isabella Locke, who wants revenge on her former mate Knuckles Grype almost as much as the body builder wants to break Casius. They head to islands depicted on the map tattooed on Isabella, and try to decipher the clues to the puzzle along the way, but before they can go treasure hunting its time to fight Grype, who challenges for command of both ships!

This week's episode sees the Tidebreaker crew coming clean with the inhabitants of Tidewater Rock, and facing their pasts and murky futures. After taking on the combined forces of the Sea Devils and Isabella Locke, Captain Casius forms a strategic union with the castle and its time to celebrate their latest victory with booze and food!

It is a boss battle on the beaches. A blast from Casius's past is back to haunt him, but does he have what it take to assuage the hate of the legendary pirate Isabella 'Inkskin' Locke? Find out on this weeks episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!!

This week's episode sees Captain Casius and the crew of the Tidebreaker having to deal with two problems at once! The island upon which Tidewater Rock is located seems to be under attack and the crew needs to set sail to pursue a threat from the sea and need to send someone to warn the Castle! This sounds like a job for the illustrious B-Team!

The crew of the Tidebreaker try their hand at cracking the Rock! Tidewater Rock seems like a juicy target for the pirates, but will their plan to impersonate nobility work with the help of their more erudite crew? Or will their captive crew face certain peril in this undertaking!

This week sees the Sea's return of villains that seem to be on the Tidebreaker's tail! What happened when they came upon the remains of a derelict ship in the water? Why are they hunting a member of the crew? Find out all this and more in this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

This week we welcome a new member of the crew, and a new guest to our podcast. We welcome Patreon supporter Jim to the podcast and the crew of the Tidebreaker returns to Rickety Hake's to pay their debts and learn of a secret buried Azlanti treasure!

This week's episodes welcomes one of the podcast most OG super fans into the DMRNC's rotating players chair with Donald aka Wookiegunner bringing one of Patrick's favorite PCs to life. Tying in with the sordid and mysterious background for Captain Casius, we meet out new small friend riding the waves and bringing Vell a warning from the seas...

Tidebreaker in rest mode as they recover from to effects of Whalebone Pilk's attack. They bury the dead in the briny depths and continue on forward...but does Elaerys have the luck of her goddess on her side or is she destined to meet Pharasma this day! Find out and more on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!!!

Are you ready for some of the most nail-biting, ghost-punching, zombie-blasting action that the Pathfinder 2nd Edition has to throw at you? Well, you're not ready but you're still allowed to listen to this week's episode and its coming at you right now. Jon from the patreon and fan community on discord joins us (and saves the player's lives) through the power of song. Its the dramatic conclusion of "NO WHALEBONES ABOUT IT"

This week we have another guest from the ranks of the Patreon population in the form of Jon and his Dwarven Bard! This is part one of two episodes over a long recording session, and one of GM Patrick's favorite parts of this entire AP! It's time to head to the Shackles and take on a living legend on Dead Men Roll No Crits!!

This week's episode we are joined my Patreon subscriber and friend of the show Jonathan aka "GoldenPaw" as the newest member of the pirate crew. This book is going to be peppered with guest spots from some of our friends as the Tidebreaker's crew is increased, and this week is a massive 2-hour long extravaganza as the pirate's put into a dangerous port and put up their plunder and attempt to gain infamy!

On this week's DMRNC history repeats itself as the new crew of the Tidebreaker are welcomed aboard with games and drinks. The crew hardly has time to celebrate as its back to work with acts of piracy! A Rhamadoumi vessel is on the horizon and looks laden with goods and plunder!

This week's episode we are back to the crew of the Tidebreaker as they come upon the Famished Mane assaulting the pirate Vorsfang vessel! Its a fight to the death...or rather the undeath as the evil Chelaxian Captain shows the crew a bit of necrotic power!

This week on Dead Men Roll No Crits, there are some new faces on the Shackled Sea, as pirates aboard another vessel face a threat from the North. Who are the players playing this week if not for Casius and the gang?

This week's episode we find out about the origin of the enigmatic and drunken pirate Druid Qandoso. This episode is about 10 later than initially planned, but we just had so much great pirates story to tell. Enjoy the introduction of the Chelish into the lands of the Shackles, with Qandoso's origin in the realm of the pirates!

This week's episode sees the crew on their mission to pay back Rickety Hake and make some money on the high seas through piracy. The Eltin Blade isn't much but its someplace to start South of Shark Island. Will Hanto put up with this form of blatant Piracy or will he argue the better of Captain Casius?

This week's episode starts a long tradition of this Adventure Path going where the players want. I had a whole other combat prepared for the adventurers, but they had something else in mind! Enjoy as Hanto goes with his gut on this week's DMRNC!

If you thought that last week's Critmas episode was a barrel of laughs wait until you get to this week's adventure. Rickety Hake has asked a favor of the crew to go and check on the town's lookout. It is a hot and deadly climb up the coastline and nature's deadliest predators wait in their path!

Welcome to the miracle that is the 2020 Critmas DMRNC Special! This week and this week only its crits as far as the eye can see, to the windows and to the walls, til we crit and deck the halls! Feel the stingers! Feel the mirth! Fell the joy and the terror of Critsmas 2020!

This week the climactic battle between the pirates and the water Naga continues! Then as the community reels from the attack, Hanto and Casius explore the coastal town and learn more about Rickety Hake's.

This week the crew sets sail on their first adventure to sail their newly plundered vessel to the port of Rickety Squibs. Will they be welcomed with open pirate arms or are they in for a steely reception? Find out this week on DMRNC.

The ship is theirs but now the responsibility of command comes crashing down on the PCs. There is also tales of a nearby ship wreck that they must discover to pay for the squibbing of the Man's Promise. Will this fledgling crew keep it together or will they fall apart at the start? Listen in to find out!

The island canvassed, friends saved, and rest rightfully taken, the heroes have to move back to the ship...but they know that Mr. Plugg surely didn't expect them to survive the islands challenges. They are stepping into a trap, but they know what is about to happen to them, and what must be done to get the crew on their side!

The final dark watery cavern of Ripetide Cove beckons, as the party hears the shouts of Sandara Quinn from within. What horror's lie in 'The Cauldron', the lair of this Grindylow's leader? What horrors exist just below the fetid surface? You will find out just as the heroes do on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

In this week's episode the party attempts to infiltrate Ripetide Cove, the home of the Grindylows, in search of their friend Sandara Quinn. If they falter here then their bones will never be recovered again, and their names lost to all history. Listen as they take the dive into eternity!

If you are fans of exploration and survival tales, then let me tell you the story of the Pirates of the Wormwoood trying to rescue their friend Sandara Quinn. Riptide Cove's entrance were guarded by the Grindylow so the team decided to try for the cliff face entrance...and that's where things got complicated...

This week's DMRNC's you will see a party divided as they lick their wounds from Casius' brush with death. The pirates continue searching the lodge at the cliffside and find its former inhabitant...or perhaps we should say he finds them!

Reeling from the loss of a hero the adventurers must stave off death itself as they attempt to regroup and push back against the horror's that Bonewrack Isle has to throw at them...

The pirate heroes continue their exploration of Bonewrack Isle as their search for water and their lost comrade meets new obstacles. They face new foes in the form of underground island denizens and arboreal attackers, but will they live through this onslaught in order to fight another day? Spoiler Warning: 'No'.

Deeper into the swamp the heroes adventure, after having swatted moskeetees, licked some giant frogs and traversed quicksand you'd think that there was nothing else to throw at them. But you would be wrong...its time to tap into some holy powers as the undead have arrived in this AP!

This episode finds our intrepid crew washed ashore on an uncharted island with their good friend and ally Sandara Quinn missing! They will have to navigate this hostile land and avoid pitfalls and sand traps in this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

The crew is split and take up new lodging aboard "The Man's Promise" but the more things have changed, the more their situation is the exact same. A storm rolls in and threatens to knock their novice ship and fledgling Captain Plugg off course, but before that happens we meet some new friends in the form of half goblin, quarter shark and quarter squid monsters!