Dead Men Roll No Crits

With the giant spideress vanquished that crew adventure into the depths below the haunted fort. What they find looks like the destroyed site of an arcane and/or occult ritual, and who they find down there will change the shape of this adventure to come. Find out what happens in this weeks installment of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

The big bad of the haunted fortress is flushed out as the crew of the Tidebreaker are back together and exploring the giant tower. After the ether spider's attack their matriarch reveals itself and engages into a crit-heavy dangerous combat. Will they keep up the heat and burn these monsters out or will they get scorched themselves? Find out on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

This week the heroes of the Tidebreaker are back on that horse, or rather that ship. Hanto, Elaerys, Qandoso and Casius are back in action. After a host of bad dreams the heroes return in force to the fateful fortress to investigate the lone tower.

After rescuing Captain Casius the crew retreat to lick their wounds on the Tide Breaker, but some heal easier than others. With the weight of the knowledge that the evil harpy unlocked will Casius be the same or will he alienate his crew before he can conquer the Isle of Empty Eyes? Find out all that and more in this weeks episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

The epic conclusion to the Die Harpy quadrilogy is here! Can the crew save Captain Casius from a cruel carrion kill? Will the Mistress Mother of the monstrous harpies have it in her to at least take out Kovik before she dies? Find out in this exciting boss battle here on Dead Men Roll No Crits!

Captain Casius has found himself in a bit of a pickle. No weapons, no armor, near dead and strung up like a fish waiting to be gutted, the leader of the pirate band has to think fast if he wants to survive his deadly captor. But what exactly is it that keeps him alive over and over again? Well find out all that and more when we dive into this weeks special episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

The party fights their way through a nest of devilish giant harpies! Will they take flight from the caves in defeat or are these Harpies going to get plucked? Find out on this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

With Captain Casius captured by killer giant harpies, the crew rallies to form a plan on how to rescue him. They stalk to the Western ridges behind the fortress to try and track the she-beasts down and save their captain! Find out if they succeed on a series of misadventures starting this week on Dead Men Roll No Crits!

This week the crew seek to reunite at the Tidebreaker, but an unknown enemy has other plans for them. Will they be able to return to the safety in numbers and shelter of their vessel or will everything be lost on the shores of the Bay of no Hospitality? Find out this week on Dead Men Roll No Crits!

We are back from the episode 100 and side quest zombie bonanza back to the adventure in the Shackles. We return to the overdue exploration of the abandoned "fort" as Casius would call it, and the mysterious trap laying man holed up inside one of the buildings...and his pet monkey. Will they crew survive the gauntlet of electrifying eels? Find out on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

You've sailed the Shackled Seas with us for the last two years, meeting heroes and pirates, going on swash-buckling adventures and joining the crew of the Tide Breaker on their quest for plunder, prestige and a piece of pirate council. We are taking this week to celebrate and explore these mighty PCs in a double-long episode #100! The entire crew is summoned together to take on an epic threat that threatens to wipe out the ship! Can the crew fight off the evil that exists within the center of the Island of Empty Eyes, or will they fall to the fearsome foes that flourish along these fetid fields? Find out on this weeks Dead Men Roll No Crits!!!

With seemingly the remaining Ether Spider in retreat the crew exploring the destroyed fortress decides to venture south. There they find signs of life as booby traps abound in these buildings, but who or what is setting them up? Find out on this weeks episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

An old abandoned church, in a ghost-ridden destroyed fortress, honoring a dead god...what could go wrong? The crew are believe themselves to be alone but something hides within the ether, stalking them as they slink through the desecrated pews of Aroden's place of worship. Will they survive or will they join the ghost pirates of the Isle of Empty Eyes? Find out on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

A chance for rest for the Scooby Doo gang of Captain Casius, Elaerys, Bartleby and Ozzie opens up as a Cozy Cabin is cast outside the abandoned fortress. But something lurks inside the haunted halls as something akin to a dream is sent to attack! Will the crew fight their way out of a close quarters combat of their own design or will Freddy Krueger strike back? Find out on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

Bypassing the mystical ghost pirates the Scooby-Doo gang exploring the fortress bypasses the crumbling entrance and seeks another means of entrance. Unfortunately for them something awaits them in the darkness, and these evil monsters are quite inappropriately handsy! Find out how the crew shakes hands with doom in this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

We are switching things up and going back in time to see how the other side of the crew is doing this week. Captain Casius and Elaerys call on the nebbish Bartleby and the enigmatic Ozzie to aid them in investigating a mystery! Something odd is happening in the abandoned fortress and the gang has to get to the bottom of it on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

The hexploration crew finally make it to the barrier island and plan their assault on the giant octopus's lair! The slippery beast though lies in wait and is expecting trouble, so its up to Hanto, Qandoso, Sharga and Kovik to fight this tentacled terror! Find out who prevails on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!"

The hexploration team continues their march south towards the inlet of the Bay of No Hospitality! After finding a nude fey what can this island throw at them next? As they enter a salt marsh something awaits them...a random encounter of doom! Find out if they can survive on this weeks Dead Men Roll No Crits!

This week while exploring the new Outdoors team of Hanto, Qandoso, Sharga and Kovik are on the trail of a giant octopus. While exploring the coast though they come across a secretive grotto hiding a deadly secret! Will their modesty win out and can they make a new friend here on the Island Of Empty Eyes? Find out on this week of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

This is the official start to book 4 of Skull and Shackles: "Island of Empty Eyes" by Neal Spicer, and a new adventure for the crew of the Tide Breaker! A deserted island awaits the extreme edges of pirate seas to the far west. The island beckons, but wait awaits them in the waters of the Bay of No Hospitality? Something quite inhospitable indeed! Find out on this weeks Dead Men Roll No Crits!

This week on DMRNC we celebrate a hard earned victory from the crew of the tide Breaker, and the cast of this show! The great regatta is over and Captain Casius and his crew are the victors, and the players have completed book 3 of Skull and Shackles! What can be awaiting them at their awards ceremony? Find out this on week's rum-drenched episode!

The Tide Breaker and the Wyrmwood are neck and neck going into the final leg of the Free Captains Regatta. The Captain is blind and being attacked by nearly invisible foes though, will the officers survive this attack, and even if they do can they finish this race and earn their place on the Pirate Council? Find out of this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

The Free Captain's Regatta is nearly through, as the Tide Breaker makes its way to Sharkskin Reef and face another potentially dangerous route. Can they catch up to the Wyrmwood and its horrendous Barnabas Harrigan? What evil does the rest of this race have in store for Captain Casius and the crew? Find out in this blindingly bright episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

The crew of the Tide Breaker are still in the middle of the Free Captain's Regatta, and if a gigantic dragon turtle can't stop them can anything? They will find out by traveling through the waves and winds of an immense immobile hurricane! What other dangers could possibly await them? Find out in this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

The fight against the colossal HIRGENZOSK, Dragon Turtle of the Splinters and Eye of Abendego, continues this week. Will the Tide Breaker be capsized, and all hands lost or will they be able to stave off this ancient beast? There's only one way to find out and that's by listening to this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

On this weeks episode arcane rituals, skillful sailing and dragon turtle racing all come up, but will it be enough to stop the unstoppable Hirgenzosk? Find out all that and more as the crew of the Tide Breaker complete the first third of the Free Captains Regatta in this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

The great Free Captain's Regatta begins! The crew of the Tide Breaker are up against 16 of the most dangerous and knowledgeable sailing ships in all of the Shackles! Will the great Eye of Abendego hurricane humble this crew? Will their hopes like their ship be dashed upon the rocks? Find out on this week's DMRNC!

In the finale of our solo adventures with GM and a single member of the crew we've saved the head honco for last as Tyler brings Captain Casius to bear. The enigmatic sea captain's adventures are brought into greater focus with the wheel of his former ship. What does One-Eye Greg have to do with it all and how will this effect the race? Find out this week on Dead Men Roll No Crits!

Gibert steps up and we see the race preparations from the point of the Storm Druid Qandoso! Will he gain information vital to the Free Captains Regatta or will he continue on his personal journey to master the squalls of the Eye of Abendego? Find out in this weeks episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits?

This week's episode is the Hanto special, where we learn of the dangers of the upcoming Free Captain's Regatta. Hanto is troubled in sleep and gets a forewarning from a friend, but will he be able to alter the course of the future and make changes or will he be stuck in a Cassandran circle of pain?!? Find out in this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

This week's episode is the first of some 1 on 1s with what happens when Elaerys goes a courting, and some secrets come out about her Uncle. Find out all that and more as Rebecca explains it all in this weeks special Dead Men Roll No Crits!

This week the B-team continue their search of the Jasperleaf Apothecary and with only one floor left what else could there be to attack them? Imagine four sentient potatoes with a taste for demonic flesh and weeks of hunger pains. Well we will find all about that and what evidence that they could find that the officers couldn't on this weeks Dead Men Roll No Crits!

With their spirit broken and their quarry captured, Captain Casius and the officers limp away from the Jasperleaf Apothecary, but there are still many a …

On the heels of successfully brining the dangerous chemical queen down the Tidebreaker crew has only one mission: Get Zarskia and evidence of her treason out of this building. The only thing stopping the crew are hardened and hearty hired ex-pirate guards! How hard can this task be? Well find out on this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

With most of the team having infiltrated Jasperleaf Apothecary, the plan to get incriminating evidence on Zarskia the chemist continues. Will Elaerys be able to make it inside? Will Rat-doso and an invisible Hanto be able to find her secret lair? Will Tyler be able to make a roll for Casius this episode? Find out all that and more in this weeks nail-biting episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

This week the Tidebreaker crew are back on the case of a potential Chelaxian spy ring, which has lead them to the very heart of the Shackles - Port Peril. The Jasperleaf Apothecary is their mark, and a complicated plan is hatched to make it inside the locked building. Will their subterfuge succeed or will they fail furiously? Find out this week on Dead Men Roll No Crits!

After making clear of Hell Harbor and returning once more to Port Peril, the superstitious crew of the Tide Breaker seek to thank the goddess Besmara for their good weather and gooder fortunes. What does a goddess of plunder and pirating care for ceremonies, and what does her worship mean to the crew of the ship? Find out in this very special Holy-day episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

The officers of the Tidebreaker under suspicion of murder are brought to the Wretched Furnace, the city of Hell's Harbor dual prison and foundry. While their sailors try to clear their name they make busy trying to adjust to life on the inside, the heat and the hard labor, and staying clear of the Chelish pirate-hunters who hold a grudge. Will they crack under the Devil's Arches Redemption while they await trial or will they break out and make a run for it? Find out on this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

With the officers of the Tidebreaker under suspicion of murder and under lock and key, its up to Sandara Quinn and the swabs of the B-team to investigate the other Devil's Arches lead in the form of a mysterious Tengu. But nothing is ever simple in the imp haunted streets of Hell Harbor, as they are not the only ones searching for the members of the spy network...find out if they will be able to get the evidence they need to free their officers in this weeks Dead Men Roll No Crits!

The investigation into the sudden disappearances of members of the Chelish spy network takes a mysterious turn. With dead ends, lingering questions and a path that leads to the imp haunted island of Devil's Arches, the crew of the Tidebreaker are nearing the end of their dangerous dance with death! Find out if they come out on top on this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

Part 2 of the Chronicles of Naga is here as the crew follow the directions and look for the den of the female water naga Sarliss. Ready to first sue for peace between the quarreling lovers, Casius and his crew must make for the coast line in order to settle this dispute, but what happens when Papa Naga doesn't want to leave? Find out all that and more on this weeks episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

The mission to seek out one who has had an interaction with the supposed spy network in the Shackles leads the Tidebreaker South. This affords Captain Casius the first time in many years to return to the Bonuwat fishing village where he was raised. The family reunion is short though as the heroes need to venture up the coast to meet a Naga named Sarlis...will they find out some clandestine information? Find out on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

The battles are fought and the officers and captain of the Tidebreaker have survived! But the wreck of the Brine Banshee still has treasures to discover...and mysteries to uncover. Just what was the secret of this ship's speed? Find out all that and more on this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

This weeks special Halloween episode of DMRNC the officers of the Tidebreaker are off ship in dangerous storm filled waters, the B-team are off exploring a spooky derelict ship, and that leaves the SWABS to defend the vessel from the likes of the Not-Undead and pirates like Dad-Murdering Jim!

The exploration of the wreck of the Brine Banshee comes to a climactic conclusion with 10 times the Jellyfish, and a shark attack to remember. Dive into another adventure and deadly waves on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

This week's episode sees the Captain and his crew diving into deeper water than ever before, but what lies within that darkness? Something has been waiting for them at the back half of the Brine Banshee...and it hungers for them! Find out on this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

CONTENT WARNING: This is episode is rated PG-13 for foul language, discussions of a sexual nature. Bleeped cursing, and suggestive discussions This week of DMRNC the exploration of the Brine Banshee kicks off in earnest as soon as the crew gets aboard they are set upon by a massive Jellyfish. What does pee-wine, diaper accidents, and peen-shaped aquatic animals all have in common? The answer is this weeks episode, which might be the hardest PG-13 we ever earn, and probably the most puerile conversation in the history of this podcast...so enjoy and see you next time on Dead Men Roll No Crits!

We are back on the officer's crew of the Tidebreaker on this weeks DMRNC, with Captain Casius and the rest having tracked the sunkeen remains of the vessel the Brine Banshee. Through what they find beneath the waves is quite shocking...or should I say SHARKING!?!

We are back aboard the Tidebreaker this week looking for a vessel and a magical ring, but in this week's episode, we look at the events through the eyes of the crew, especially the B-team as they watch the officers lead them into dangerous waters and combat with another magical pirate captain!

It's finally come, the episode where Patrick as GM loses not just a fight, but complete control over this podcast. The Tidebreaker crew return to the port of Ollo, looking for Haneilious Fitch, a old sailor friend of Elaerys' Pirate Uncle, as well as friend of the crew of the lost Brine Banshee. Instead they find a terrifying lizard from another age!