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320: Pat LIKES THE OCEAN!!
Episode 320

320: Pat LIKES THE OCEAN!!

Dam Internet, You Scary!

September 19, 20251h 15mExplicit

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Welcome back to another episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! with Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud. Today we dive into everything from the fear of oceans 🌊 to astronauts peeing in space πŸš€, wild inventions, classic cars πŸš—, and some of the funniest β€œwhat if” scenarios you’ll ever hear.

πŸ”₯ In This Episode:

Are oceans scarier than Chicago at night? πŸŒƒ
The struggle of dieting vs. Doritos temptation πŸ§€
Sex, naps & fitness priorities πŸ˜…
Hypotheticals: What if grass was lotion? πŸ’§
Astronaut pee devices & living in space 🀯
Wild story: Man walking across the world 🌍
BMWs, Deloreans & dream rides πŸš—

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00:00 – Intro & Ocean Fears 🌊
03:20 – Chicago, NYC & LA Stereotypes πŸ™οΈ
07:15 – Weight Loss Struggles & Food Temptations πŸ—
13:40 – Discipline, Doritos & Dieting 🀣
18:05 – Sex, Fitness & Getting Older πŸ’ͺ🏽
25:00 – Wild Hypothetical Questions (Grass, Lotion & Napkins?!) 🀯
31:00 – If Money Didn’t Exist πŸ’΅
38:10 – Disrespect in the Midwest βœ‹πŸ½
45:00 – DUIs & Countries That Ban You 🚫✈️
50:30 – Ad Read: BlueChew πŸ”΅πŸ†
55:10 – Astronaut Pee Problems & Space Life πŸš€
01:03:00 – Surviving a Month in Space 🌌
01:10:30 – Walking Across the World 🌍
01:17:30 – Content Creators Changing Lives πŸŽ₯
01:23:40 – Ad Read: Cash App πŸ’΅πŸ“²
01:29:00 – Classic Cars, BMWs & Dream Rides πŸš—
01:42:00 – Wrapping Up: Tours, Shows & Merch πŸŽ€πŸ‘•.