Episode 319
319: Don’t Touch the Spaghetti: Floor-Food Rules, Streamer Drama & Bear vs. Wolf | DIYS
September 11, 202553m 3sExplicit
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If you dropped it… would you still eat it? Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud kick off with the ultimate floor-food debate, spin it into a “Don’t Touch the Spaghetti” improv bit that escalates hilariously, then dive into streamer controversies, IRL etiquette, security vs. clout, and a wild bear-vs-wolf standoff. Plus: two sponsor offers inside.
Highlights: five-second-rule logic, Gordon Ramsay hypotheticals, Monica Lewinsky/media culture, school safety in the social-media era, stream-sniping, when security should step in, “realest” rappers, Chicago myths vs. reality, and an animal-kingdom face-off. New DIYS every week—pull up!
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00:00 – Cold Open: Trash juice & floor-food rules
01:24 – The “Don’t Touch the Spaghetti” game setup
03:09 – Uber driver, repast spaghetti & ridiculous escalation
05:10 – Are we doing this right now? How the bit works
06:01 – What would you eat out of the trash (top layer only)?
07:28 – Fruit vs. veggies: rinse, slice, or pass
10:11 – Reality-show kitchen disaster: serving… trash spaghetti?
11:26 – “Yes, and”: building the world of the bit
12:57 – Accidentally killing Gordon Ramsay?! Career pivot talk
15:22 – Monica Lewinsky, presidents & power + media culture
20:08 – AD: BlueChew (Offer)
21:31 – Back to the dress, late-90s context, school drills
25:09 – WorldStar to TikTok: why fights aren’t worth it
27:30 – Streamer incident breakdown & consequences
31:00 – Streaming pitfalls: who’s around you matters
35:00 – IRL streaming, stream-sniping & safety
36:02 – AD: BetterHelp (Offer)
38:59 – Security vs. clout: when to let pros handle it
40:09 – DaBaby incidents & “realest rapper” debate
42:16 – King Von discussion & Chicago realities
44:13 – Chicago is beautiful (travel notes & downtown rule)
47:00 – 6'8" car-review friend & insane life stories
49:20 – Animal Planet logic: size really matters
51:21 – Bear vs. massive wolf: hour-long standoff
52:23 – Plugs: tours, projects & Planet Sandwich live
52:57 – Outro: Thanks, Scary Squad!
🟩 BetterHelp ( Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIYS. Flexible, fully online therapy with licensed professionals.
If you dropped it… would you still eat it? Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud kick off with the ultimate floor-food debate, spin it into a “Don’t Touch the Spaghetti” improv bit that escalates hilariously, then dive into streamer controversies, IRL etiquette, security vs. clout, and a wild bear-vs-wolf standoff. Plus: two sponsor offers inside.
Highlights: five-second-rule logic, Gordon Ramsay hypotheticals, Monica Lewinsky/media culture, school safety in the social-media era, stream-sniping, when security should step in, “realest” rappers, Chicago myths vs. reality, and an animal-kingdom face-off. New DIYS every week—pull up!
• 👉 Subscribe for new episodes + turn on notifications 🔔
• 💬 Comment: What food (if any) would you still eat after it hits the floor?
• 📺 Catch Planet Sandwich live, Wednesdays @ 6 PM PT
• 📺 Watch Tahir's special "Aging Out"
• 📺 Catch "Churchy" and "The Hospital" on BET/BET+
• 📤 Share this episode with a friend who loves chaotic hypotheticals
Join our Patreon now!!
/ daminternetyouscary
00:00 – Cold Open: Trash juice & floor-food rules
01:24 – The “Don’t Touch the Spaghetti” game setup
03:09 – Uber driver, repast spaghetti & ridiculous escalation
05:10 – Are we doing this right now? How the bit works
06:01 – What would you eat out of the trash (top layer only)?
07:28 – Fruit vs. veggies: rinse, slice, or pass
10:11 – Reality-show kitchen disaster: serving… trash spaghetti?
11:26 – “Yes, and”: building the world of the bit
12:57 – Accidentally killing Gordon Ramsay?! Career pivot talk
15:22 – Monica Lewinsky, presidents & power + media culture
20:08 – AD: BlueChew (Offer)
21:31 – Back to the dress, late-90s context, school drills
25:09 – WorldStar to TikTok: why fights aren’t worth it
27:30 – Streamer incident breakdown & consequences
31:00 – Streaming pitfalls: who’s around you matters
35:00 – IRL streaming, stream-sniping & safety
36:02 – AD: BetterHelp (Offer)
38:59 – Security vs. clout: when to let pros handle it
40:09 – DaBaby incidents & “realest rapper” debate
42:16 – King Von discussion & Chicago realities
44:13 – Chicago is beautiful (travel notes & downtown rule)
47:00 – 6'8" car-review friend & insane life stories
49:20 – Animal Planet logic: size really matters
51:21 – Bear vs. massive wolf: hour-long standoff
52:23 – Plugs: tours, projects & Planet Sandwich live
52:57 – Outro: Thanks, Scary Squad!