Cream Crew

The Crew writes a new holiday classic and discusses the possibility of having Tim Allen as a podcast guest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hunter is required to wear a protective suit this episode so as not to infect everyone, everyone discusses Halo, and the boys decide which male actor would be their moms' breasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Meatcanyon tells the tale of his adventure into the deep south, the boys discuss why Adam Sandler is creepy in 50 First Dates, and Tom declares his love for Don's stepsister. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We tried watching the Netflix adaptation of Cowboy Bebop and could only make it through 30 minutes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe Rogan has a vendetta against the Flashgitz and is going to roundhouse kick their skulls in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The 5 realms band together to share the sweetest resource in all of Middle Earth.... Hobbits. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Crew talks about the benefits of a new studio, lame ass kids who won't trade Yu-gi-oh cards, and Tom and Don's hot and steamy love connection. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys discuss the classic film Van Helsing, talk more about the renaissance faire adventure, and Tom explains in a very British way the difference between cakes and biscuits. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys write the newest hit Hollywood film, discuss people who ruin Renaissance fairs, and help Don understand his heritage. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom gets scammed by the Boy Scouts and the Crew debates who is faster, Sonic the Hedgehog or a normal child. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Creamy Boys discuss their favorite scene from Small Soldiers and Hunter describes the paradise that is New Hampshire. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Crew realizes the only thing scarier than zombies are zombies that don't speak the same language as you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It was only a matter of time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Finally. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys re-live the CKY/Jackass glory days to the point of annoyance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

At this point no one should be surprised. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HEY BOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys pontificate the Theory of Evolution. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don has been watching Castlevania and has some THOUGHTS. Tom is the victim of a hate crime. Hunter shames Tom for being the victim of a hate crime. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hunter and Tom come to blows. Don erects a wall to keep the brute out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys envision a new future for mankind. But will it be a brave new world or something much more sinister? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What if Beast was just a dog who loved peanut butter. What if Belle had a lot of peanut butter? And was in love. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys explore their favorite Disney movies of all time. Tom recalls meeting his wife in the Siberian perma-frost. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don grows powerful on jelly-beans. Tom and Hunter attack a beautiful and vibrant culture. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The lads take to the air on Autism Airlines and fight blackula vampires in the sewers of London. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys finally get to the murky depths of Hunter's adult tastes... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Cream Crew boys make a frightening extra-terrestrial discovery Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our first ever guest foxy lady Mommy Meatcanyon drops all the juicy details on her disgusting son. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys decide what to do with a jar full of snotties, stinkies, and human remains. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What if the medicine the world is so desperately after turns you Ugandan? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hunter and Tom delve into the greatest injustice of the 21st century. Poor, poor Brendan Fraser. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Cream Crew boys discover how the Weasleys afford Hogwarts tuition. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom, Don and Hunter fix Attack on Titan, and ponder the world's biggest question. Can the chromosomally-challenged cry? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did you ever hear the tale of Commodus the brave? I thought not. It's not a story the Romans would tell you. Also Hunter had a ginormous nut. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A grand painting is set into motion that might change the very nature of art. Don reveals more deep-seated daddy issues. Tom's mic is messed up. And Hunter unveils that he too is a social goober. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom literally froze to death in the freak Texas blizzard. Don and Hunter try to figure out how to go on without him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom and Hunter learn all about Don's rope-vine hemorrhoids. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to our shortest episode yet! Soon we'll be sub ten minutes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys talk about the anime they were forced to watch over the weekend. Things get weird with Cobra Kai and the Karate Kid's daughter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom puts out a call for a sugar mummy to take him under her wing. Don and Hunter discuss their revolting hygiene habits. It's actually heinous. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom finally takes off the mask and lets everyone know what he REALLY thinks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom tries to rescue Don's girlfriend's cat from the Gucci leather mill. Hunter gets blackened and sings his praises to the confederacy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Voted most likely episode to get us cancelled. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don literally steals a pregnant dog. Tom unveils his plans for a DNA-infused podcast table. Hunter really likes Weber grills. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A tale of woe. A tale of disrespect. A tale of two sons. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hunter clones himself. His Asian son David is left with a tough choice. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom and Don reveal their first passionate meetings with a gay man. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Would you taste it if you could? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hunter's plans of visiting the Flashgitz boys fail when he realizes they're maybe the most insufferable people on the planet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices