Cream Crew

Remember boys, the dungeon master is only a suggestive role, you dont ACTUALLY have to listen to them! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In todays episode, the boys discuss what kind of lady they would want to come in and clean, wash and scrub their old frail disgusting bodies, HURRAY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What if Hitler had returned a new man? The sins of his past seemingly forgotten to him? Left now only to pursue the simple pleasures of the present, like playing Nintendo and doing YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today the Cream Crew boys explore middle earth and the deep and expansive lore of lord of the rings, they also talk about ganalf having his way with the various hobbits on set. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Cream Crew boys reveal the truth about the Apple Vision Pro, as well as discussing who would make dons mother the happiest woman in the world... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Cream Crew boys spill their wettest secrets and get imprisoned in a Warhammer store against their will... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today the Cream Crew boys talk about... honestly well I mean they talk about like racket ball/squash and... a few different bands they like I don't know we're sorry okay Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys character assassinate Skyler White from Breaking Bad once again in a novel and exciting new way! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today the cream crew boys discuss hunter getting smashed by a car and how attracted they are to the future and past selves. yeah buckle in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today the cream crew boys discuss Hunter buying his fourth new mansion and how much of a pain and struggle it is, as well as how much they hate the evil woman that guards its gates. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

the scream of the ice-cream siren fills your putrid brain once more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom almost ends his and his wife's life. Hunter's dad gets up to some stinky campground shenanigans. Don discovers he hates artists. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hunter tells the story of how he entered weeaboo paradise, the boys discuss some spicy love scenes in movies, and Tom ascends to an astral plane via hydration. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why would you cast 35 year old actors to play teenagers? The Crew explores this topic, and Tom and Don bond over their new love of Formula 1. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys sail the high seas as salty dogs and plunder some... other pirate related stuff. They also discuss what Tom would do in an alien invasion situation and how they, not surprisingly, dislike The Witcher on Netflix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Crew talks about how the new Cortana sucks, Gamestop employees telling your mom a game is too mature and cucking you on your birthday, and a beautiful love scene in Sex and the City. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys sit down and have a serious discussion about YouTube careers, and then immediately pivot into talk about fleshlights and Jumanji. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don finally completed Hunter's commission, the boys talk about what it takes to be a United States Marine, and Tom goes on an incoherent rant about Warhammer lore. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stan Lee was a hero to so many adult man children everywhere. He invented movies and television, and you can't disprove that. Also remember when Hawkeye tried to shoot his wife? Weird. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We nominate Trump to be America's version of England's queen and have a rousing conversation regarding a potentially effeminate coffee order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom has caught a nasty case of the tummy bubbles so Trevor makes his first appearance on the podcast. We discuss Catfish, Don's awesome wardrobe choices, and the tragic passing of the legendary old coot Betty White. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The most requested guest finally returns to the podcast to help kick off the new year! Join us as Meatcanyon's mom entertains us with stories from her childhood. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Crew writes a new holiday classic and discusses the possibility of having Tim Allen as a podcast guest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hunter is required to wear a protective suit this episode so as not to infect everyone, everyone discusses Halo, and the boys decide which male actor would be their moms' breasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Meatcanyon tells the tale of his adventure into the deep south, the boys discuss why Adam Sandler is creepy in 50 First Dates, and Tom declares his love for Don's stepsister. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We tried watching the Netflix adaptation of Cowboy Bebop and could only make it through 30 minutes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe Rogan has a vendetta against the Flashgitz and is going to roundhouse kick their skulls in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The 5 realms band together to share the sweetest resource in all of Middle Earth.... Hobbits. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Crew talks about the benefits of a new studio, lame ass kids who won't trade Yu-gi-oh cards, and Tom and Don's hot and steamy love connection. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys discuss the classic film Van Helsing, talk more about the renaissance faire adventure, and Tom explains in a very British way the difference between cakes and biscuits. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys write the newest hit Hollywood film, discuss people who ruin Renaissance fairs, and help Don understand his heritage. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom gets scammed by the Boy Scouts and the Crew debates who is faster, Sonic the Hedgehog or a normal child. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Creamy Boys discuss their favorite scene from Small Soldiers and Hunter describes the paradise that is New Hampshire. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Crew realizes the only thing scarier than zombies are zombies that don't speak the same language as you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It was only a matter of time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The boys re-live the CKY/Jackass glory days to the point of annoyance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

At this point no one should be surprised. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HEY BOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys pontificate the Theory of Evolution. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don has been watching Castlevania and has some THOUGHTS. Tom is the victim of a hate crime. Hunter shames Tom for being the victim of a hate crime. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hunter and Tom come to blows. Don erects a wall to keep the brute out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys envision a new future for mankind. But will it be a brave new world or something much more sinister? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What if Beast was just a dog who loved peanut butter. What if Belle had a lot of peanut butter? And was in love. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The boys explore their favorite Disney movies of all time. Tom recalls meeting his wife in the Siberian perma-frost. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don grows powerful on jelly-beans. Tom and Hunter attack a beautiful and vibrant culture. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The lads take to the air on Autism Airlines and fight blackula vampires in the sewers of London. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys finally get to the murky depths of Hunter's adult tastes... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices