Cox n' Crendor Show

In a month filled with reports on the Watcher, only 1 hero is brave enough to return and save us from the letter writing menace! It's FLORIDA MAAAAAN! http://moroncdn.infofuelproducti.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/check-368billion-640-mug1.jpg

The Watcher returns! And the mystery deepens. Also Jesse and Crendor talk about a man's run in with some alligators and a guy who can eat a lot of food way too fast. All this and more, on this episode of Cox n' Crendor!

Jesse and Crendor discover their innate ability to update and ruin classic musicals. Also THE WATCHER!!!!

Still sick with the super flu Jesse returns with a moderately normal Crendor to record another episode cause people be wantin' episodes.

Jesse and Crendor return to Florida to visit with their favorite super hero. But it turns out, another state is vying for our attention!

In this episode the boys unleash more awful voices upon the world than anyone would think possible. Also they talk about poop in your beard!

In this episode Crendor insists he should make his own podcast, Jesse shares some stories of his time in Poland, and the boys try to solve the case of the missing lunch meat.

Jesse and Crendor celebrate 100 episodes by getting disturbingly topical and serious.... then proceed to ruin it by talking about alien dreams and other nonsense.

Jesse returns from the UK and tells of the horrifying 11 hour flight from hell. Crendor just watched old men complain about Obama for two weeks.

Jesse and Crendor return to talk about the only thing that could get Jesse to record a podcast while on a laptop overseas....

The boys return with their very own suspiciously high quality asmr. Also Crendor informs Jesse he's a racist, after learning who gives the best massages. Then they talk about a bunch of sports stuff like they know what they are talking about.

Jesse and Crendor return to talk about what they've been doing since they were last in your ear holes.... it quickly devolves into 30 minutes of 50 Shades of Grey.

So Jesse took the day off to lounge about a drink, then Crendor wanted to do a podcast. This is the result. Also Owls rise up against their human masters, and Crendor and Jesse reveal what they'd do with 80 million dollars.

What starts as a Jesse rant about Starbucks, ends with Crendor completely missing the point. Also the boys discuss strange products to gift at Valentine's Day, that are too quirky, even for Zooey Deschanel. Relevent Pics: http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/369328/slide_369328_4771106_free.jpg http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/369328/slide_369328_4334904_free.jpg

In this episode, the boys get real! They discover Crendor is a women's size 12, Jesse says F U to death, and praise is given to the national treasure that is Left Shark.

In this episode, the boys discuss the important things in life, like themselves. Then Crendor mentions an investigation to find the serial pooper. Jesse is unimpressed.

Jesse and Crendor finally get their bottles of Chlorophyll and as per usual, what should have been a simple tasting turns into a whole nonsensical affair. Also once again, the boys get to the heart of the matter when it comes to yoga pants.

Jesse embarks on his quest to reach 65 for his big payday. Meanwhile Crendor is still sick. This isn't helped by the fact that dieting is hard and Jesse is a mess. They also go crazy and become plant men.

The boys are back, Crendor is sick, Jesse is full of chili, and a book gets written. Also Jesse learns if he can only live to be 65 he'll make a fortune!

As one year ends and another begins, we take a look back at all the wonderful things that Flordia Man gave us. Also Crendor is sick, and offers what may be the most insane cure to a cold ever.

Hey guys, GNOC? Maybe a little FWB? Don't worry, no CD9. Are not sure what the hell we're talking about?! Then you obviously aren't a cool teen! We'll fill you in. Also the boys discuss the scene they wanted most out of the Hobbit, and how you get the mumps!

The boys sit down to watch the new year end, Youtube Rewind. Their opinions differ, in that one thinks it's horrible, and the other thinks it's just bad. David Lynch analyzes the entire affair.

Jesse and Crendor discover the power of the Yumbo, then summarily dismiss it. Also, Crendor takes the time to remind Jesse how much of an old angry bastard he's become.

DO NOT LISTEN IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE OR CARE ABOUT SPOILERS. As promised, Jesse and Crendor have both seen Interstellar and now proceed to spoil the movie and talk about it way too long.

You'll notice we changed the titles. Why? Cause I wanted to do clever titles. So I started with a cheesy one! You're welcome internet! - Jesse

Jesse and Crendor wax poetic about the Cox n' Crendor amusement park, rap lyrics, and a new Divergent movie. It's a very important episodes obviously.

On this episode the boys discover that mutants are real, and more importantly that Flordia Man is alive and well. Crendor tries to explain Interstellar and Jesse once again has no clue what he's talking about. All this and more!!!

Jesse and Crendor discuss the finer points of the English language as well as ramble on about stuff that would have been relevant 2 days ago had Jesse not gotten sucked into Warcraft and totally forgot to post this :)

Jesse and Crendor return from Blizzcon and ramble on about it for too damn long. Also some weird news and things!

The spookiest November 1st podcast around! Jesse and Crendor eat a McRib and create the single greatest sandwich in the world.

Jesse and Crendor find common ground in hating 1 specific type of person. Jesse is then scolded for his choice of coffee and proceeds to confess his love for a mysterious shark. It's madness.

What starts out as a conversation about Pele quickly left turns off a cliff into a 25 minute discussion about music. Only on Cox n' Crendor.

In this episode, the boys discover the power of addiction on all it's fascinating levels. Also Jesse and Crendor help you decide what to do with your life and complain about Spain.

They boys are back and this time they address why you're all wrong about any P presidents being important to know, and somehow end up creating an all new character. Also we discuss how Matthew Mcconaughey is morphing into James Franco.

Have you ever wanted to start your own blues band? Do you enjoy Bavarian polka? Have a 17 hour erection? Then you'll love this episode!

Crendor takes the cookie butter challenge live on air, will it live up to the hype? Also Jesse calls Texas out on being too Texan, and Crendor finds another insanely stupid news article on Yahoo.

In this episode, the boys discover the wonder that is amazon reviews, Crendor "explains" the David Lynch movie Eraserhead, and the RETURN OF FLORIDA MAN!!!

Crendor analyzes Jesse's dreams and they learn about a friends fear of bananas. Also Crendor breaks out his funniest Ditka yet, and the boys learn about swingin' sexy christian body builders.

Who knew talking about a man jackin' it on a plane would lead to a completely NSFW episode :P Also the boys talk about the insane fight Jesse saw, RG3, and porn stars without make-up. All this and more on today's episode!

In this episode the boys discover a movie that may in fact be the one from the Ring. Also 3 boobs are put to the test! All this and more!

Crendor and Jesse have watched Divergent and Rage. Please to enjoy their retelling of these "fantastic" movies... oh and a woman is sold for an iphone.

It's a very special Cox n' Crendor! Crendor is in town and the boys talk about all the crazy LA things they saw in the span of 24 hours. Strangely it all revolves around food....

In this episode, Jesse receives a mysterious package in the mail, Crendor proves once again why you should stay in school, and a woman marries a dog. All this and more!!!!

In this episode, the boys offer helpful tips for Americans on how to stay out of trouble over seas. Also they get philosophical on the sexual nature of marriage AND CRENDOR JINGLES!!! http://www.patreon.com/coxncrendor

In this episode the boys promote their new patreon http://www.patreon.com/coxncrendor as well as learn why Crendor would rather stay in an Ikea than travel the world. Also, a girl crawls through a doggy door naked.

Cox n' Crendor are back! Now with more kid parties, sexualized potatoes, ridiculous hats, movie reviews (GODZILLA SPOILERS), and the return of FLORIDA MAAAAAAAN!!!!

Jesse returns from Peru and Crendor discusses the future of the podcast. It's all good news people.

Jesse and Crendor return for another episode that quickly goes off the rails before descending into a rant about Star Wars and Asian Tween Girls.

It's out super duper one year anniversary, thanksgiving, black friday mega 90% off super sale episode! Did you know Alaska was a state?! You will now! Also find out what crazy people do with goat heads!

We're back! From outer space! Turn that frown upside down and enjoy another "exciting" episode of non-content from Jesse and Crendor! Today the boys discuss Japan's sex problem, the return of Florida Man, and much much more!