Cox n' Crendor Show

The boys are back with another episode and this time they're coming down off the high that is Mallort and Warhammer paint fumes. After the live show Jesse still has one story left to tell just for you! Meanwhile Crendor spent the day at the Renaissance fair so you know what that means!!! Oh, and a woman put an alligator in her pants. All this and more on the newest Cox n' Crendor! Head to http://wearFIGS.com and enter our code COX at checkout. To get your 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, go to http://meundies.com/crendor.

This week Jesse and Crendor talk about the finer things in life, like making music with an MRI machine, getting into drugs cause of your cat, and Nic Cage being a genuine hero to the weirdos of the world. Also Jesse discovers the greatest album in the history of music. All this and more on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor. Quip starts at just $25 and if you go to http://getquip.com/CRENDOR right now, you can get your first refill pack for FREE. Go to http://liquidIV.com and enter promo code COX to get your savings and start getting better hydration.

The boys are back and this time they've brought with them all the adventures in Australia Jesse can remember! Also Crendor continues to paint new friends and a man dresses as his daughter to escape prison. All this and more on an exciting new episode of Cox n' Crendor! To get your 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, go to http://meundies.com/crendor. HoneyBook is offering our listeners 50% off when you visit http://tryhoneybook.com/cox.

The boys are back from their summer break and boy has nothing changed at all. Still complaining about the same old things! Although now Crendor has a new hobby that he might be tricking Jesse into doing, it may just be the entirety of their live show. Also the news this week features the return of a fan favorite - Newport Richie! Right now, Cox n’ Crendor listeners get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/COX Quip starts at just $25 and if you go to http://getquip.com/crendor right now, you can get your first refill pack for free.

Here we go again! This week Crendor finds himself in the best shape of his life, while Jesse thinks he's about to die. My how the tables have turned. Also a man trains a squirrel to kill. What's the deal with all the squirrel assassins these days?! Go to http://HoneyBook.com and use promo code COX for 50% off your first year. Go to http://thirdlove.com/COX now to find your perfect-fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase!

TWO EPISODES IN A WEEK?! What madness is this?! Well - it's the kind of madness that we're legally responsible for! Gotta make the ad men happy! ANYWAY - in this episode Jesse regales Crendor with the mysterious dream he's had 3 times this week. Also while at Disney, Jesse meets Teen Girl Squad. Meanwhile Crendor finds a story about Spider-Man's part time job. All this and more on another exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Robinhood is giving listeners of Cox n Crendor a FREE stock like Apple, Ford, or Sprint to help you build your portfolio. Sign up at http://crendor.robinhood.com Right now, Cox n Crendor listeners get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/COX

The boys are back and Jesse's gone and got himself a cold. Turns out running around a convention can do that do you. It'd be so stupid if he then went out on a boat in the rain. Luckily Crendor is here to be sensible and update us on his path of gaining weight. Oh, and I guess there's a story about a man sexing pool floaties in here as well. So you know what that means, it's time for an all new Cox n' Crendor! To get your 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, go to http://MeUndies.com/crendor Go to http://GetQuip.com/CRENDOR right now and get your first refill pack for FREE.

It all started as a goof nearly 7 years ago and somehow here we are. Looking back at the past 199 episodes we pick quotes you've selected to take us on a whimsical journey through our past. Why did we say the things we said?! Can we blame it on drugs? All this, and a man with a ketchup problem on another exciting Cox n' Crendor! Get $50 off 23andMe’s Health + Ancestry Kit at http://23andme.com/cox Get a 30-day free trial to Openfit when you text COX to 303030

The boys are back for their 199th episode! Before the next one follow their instructions carefully and help them out to make the 200th episode actually a special thing - maybe. Also an alligator gets drunk. All this and more on an exciting new Cox n' Crendor! Get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/cox

Jesse's back from Hotlanta and Crendor went to the mall - SO YOU KNOW they have stories to tell. Crendor is also attempting to gain some weight, so thankfully Jesse's here to help him with years of knowledge and practice. Also a man put weed in his butt. All this and more on this all new exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get your first pair free at http://meundies.com/crendor Robinhood is giving listeners a free stock at http://crendor.robinhood.com

It's time for an all new Cox n' Crendor! Today's episode starts out going someplace and quickly derails into accents. What are the sexiest American accents. Why do sports broadcaster talk the way they do. All of that stuff. Will we brutally butcher YOUR accent in our lazy attempts!? All this and if we have time some news or something. It's COX n' CRENDOR! Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/crendor Postmates is giving listeners $100 in free devliery credits when you download the app and use promo code: CRENDOR

The boys are back once again to talk about the important issues of the day - like weird voice acting dreams, strange looks into the creation of men made of meatballs, and other such nonsense. Also we've got a big announcement for those in the midwest! All this and more on another exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get $30 off 23andMe's Health + Ancestry Kit at http://23andme.com/cox

The boys are back with another episode filled with random thoughts and noncontent. Today Crendor takes his shot as an inventor and Jesse is there for moral support. Also Jesse discovers his musical tastes from 2001 were crappy. Thankfully the news will make him forget all about the bad taste of terrible music by making him think of the bad taste of terrible canned food. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Get 15% off at http://meundies.com/crendor Go to http://thirdlove.com/COX now to find your perfect-fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase.

The boys are back and this time they've brought with them the tale of Jesse's trip to San Francisco! Crendor talks to a man in a sauna, Ozy and Newport Richie are back, as well as way too many people offering us weed. All this and more nonsense on this episode Cox n' Crendor! Robinhood is giving listeners a free stock at http://crendor.robinhood.com Get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/cox

The boys are back and this time they're diving in the deep end of Starbucks water. Is it as good as Crendor claims? We also learn a bit about doctors, Jesse's parents, and kind of weird things Crendor still thinks are happening that definitely aren't. Also Jesse becomes the Moriarty of pee based crimes. All this and more on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get your first refill pack free at http://quip.com/crendor Get 15% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor

It's time for more nonsense, fresh from the non-content mines! This week the boys talk about aging, wine, and fine dining... wait what?! Also Crendor let's know know about his water habits and Jesse refuses to believe him. There's also way too many good stories coming out of Florida! All this and more an this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get any premium Indochino suit for $359 at http://indochino.com with promo code: COX Order your 23andMe Health + Ancestry Service kit at http://23andme.com/cox

The boys are back with another episode and this time they've got some stories that for some reason all seem to be related to Subway. What's going on at Subway to make it so crazy?! Also Crendor has finally seen Jupiter Ascending and Jesse takes issue with people in the parking structure....thing? Has he finally lost his mind? All this and more Florida man on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get $100 of free delivery credit by downloading the Postmates app and use promo code: CRENDOR Get 15% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor

This week a tangent about using Instagram too much turns into a talk about beauty and cultural expectations. How did that happen?! Also Florida man is back at it again and Jesse can't handle the new way people get you to watch youtube videos! All this and more on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Robinhood is giving listeners a free stock at http://crendor.robinhood.com Get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/cox

We're back baby! An all new episode that really shows the world how exciting our lives are. Meanwhile the boys wonder about the caviar vending machine and what other wild machines exist out there. In the news Florida makes it big and another person decided to train a squirrel for evil. All this and more on another exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/crendor

It's time for some more goofs and witch like cackles! Jesse and Crendor decide to create a university and it's as terrible of an idea as it sounds. Also Jesse gets caught in a fight at a gas station and Crendor regales us with more of his dreams. All this, and a hunt for Bigfoot on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get 15% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor Buy your Health + Ancestry Service kit at http://23andme.com/cox

The boys are back with an all new episode, and this time they finally understand what podcasts are for - putting you to sleep! What they don't understand is what the hell is going on at malls across America. Jesse tries to be a handyman and Crendor finds an amazing story of love and shrimp. All on this exciting new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get any premium Indochino suit for $359 at http://indochino.com with promo code: COX

The boys are back and this time Crendor has issue with some of Australia's city names. But when Jesse throws it back in his face with some of the cities near Chicago, the great googly debate begins! Also a man dips his balls in salsa. All this and more an an exciting new Cox n' Crendor! Robinhood is giving listners a free stock at http://crendor.robinhood.com

It's another week, and another example of how boring these two really are. For people who get caught up in wacky shenanigans, most of the time they really don't do much! Thankfully the rest of the world flies by delivering amazing stories like this delightful grandpa who just loves yogurt! Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/crendor Get any premium Indochino suit for $359 at http://indochino.com with promo code: COX

It's time for more of the boys and their ridiculous adventures. This week Crendor lords his fine wine tastes over others and thumbs his nose at milkshakes. Meanwhile Jesse up and found himself single again before Valentine's Day! Maybe he could learn a few things from Flordia Woman, who got naked and attacked a Waffle House. All this and so much more on another exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get 15% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor Buy your Health + Ancestry Service kit today at http://23andme.com/cox

The boys are back and this time they've brought with them two new super heroes! We're still work-shopping the names. Also Crendor and Jesse maybe become Buddhist while snow covers the north west. All this and more on this exciting new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get 25% off a Calm Premium subscriptino at http://calm.com/cox Get $100 of free delivery credit by downloading the Postmates app and use promo code: CRENDOR

Well you know it's that kind of week when one of the big news stories involves a man being bit in the nether regions by a spider - and it being hilarious. Also Crendor and Jesse try to figure out what a rose tastes like, visit Duncanville, and learn why Crendor may be sick all the time. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Robinhood is giving listeners a free stock at http://crendor.robinhood.com Buy your 23andMe Health + Ancestry Kit at http://23andme.com/cox

The boys return with a weeks worth of nonsense. This time the boys delve deep into the murky waters of the cinematic masterpiece "Sharks Tale", as well as help Crendor learn state capitols! Also Jesse can't believe Kirsten Stewart arrested a man in Walmart. All this and more, on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get 15% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/crendor

The boys are back and this time they've got a few thoughts on what exactly being smart is all about. Also Crendor discovers how big Greenland actually is and the boys learn a valuable lesson about nostalgia. But let's not bury the lead - JESSE GOES TO IKEA!!!! All this and more on this super exciting very excellent episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/cox Get $100 of free delivery credits by downloading the Postmates app and using code: CRENDOR THE GIF LINK: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercator_projection

The boys are back again and this time with click bait! Crendor "blesses" the world with his deepest thoughts, while also taking time to complain about awards shows. Meanwhile a man throws a pizza at his dad and a guy buys a dead fish for three million dollars. All just another average run of the mill episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get 15% off your first pair of MeUndies plus free shipping at http://meundies.com/crendor Robinhood is giving listeners a free stock at http://crendor.robinhood.com

It's the last podcast of 2018 and we couldn't be happier. We look back and reflect on the year the best way we know how - by not talking about it. Instead we talk about Charlie Brown's seasonal depression, Garfield, and delve deep into what exactly is wrong with us. All this and more as we wrap up one long crappy year, in this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/cox Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/crendor

On this episode Jesse and Crendor begin what I truly believe to be the best Christmas album of 2019. Coming eventually! Also we learn all 3 things Crendor knows about Argentina! Some wacky news and random thoughts and you've got yourself an all new Cox n' Crendor! Get 30% off any 23andMe kit at http://23andme.com/cox Go to http://talkspace.com/COX, and use the code COX to get $45 off your first month.

This week the boys take a hard right hand turn on the road to comedy and somehow end up talking history and philosophy?! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!? Also we learn a little bit more about Jesse's home town AND discover that 2018 may not be such a terrible year for one sports team! All this and more on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! -Get a trial month of Hims for $5 at http://forhims.com/coxED -Get 15% off your first pair of MeUndies plus free shipping at http://meundies.com/crendor -Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/crendor

Boy o boy do we have an episode for you! Crendor is on a Christmas movie binge while somehow getting commercial jingles stuck in his head?! Jesse on the other hand has some questions about this weeks news stories. Well, he just has lots of questions in general. Also they make up another stupid movie. All this and more on this weeks Cox n' Crendor! Get 15% off your first pair of MeUndies plus free shipping at http://meundies.com/crendor Go to http://tipsyelves.com and enter code COX for 20% your order.

What starts as a discussion about something totally different ends in a giant list of the one thing you need to get from every single chain restaurant they guys can think up. Why?! Even they aren't sure. Also we return to the wild adventures of Florida Man! All this and more on the latest Cox n' Crendor! Get 15% off your first pair of MeUndies plus free shipping at http://meundies.com/crendor Go to http://tipsyelves.com and enter code COX for 20% your order.

It's that time of the week so you know the boys are back with new stories to tell and wacky antics! It's our yearly Black Friday episode and booooooy has Black Friday gotten boring. What happened America!? Even the Black Friday news is lame! But thankfully, the crazy antics of naked men with bongos save the day! All this and more on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Now through 12/25 get a special discount on your 23andMe kit at http://23andme.com/cox Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/crendor

The boys are back! And it's time to celebrate 6 years of making podcasts with an all star cast of celebrity guests and a look back at....oh.... they forgot until about 30 minutes into the podcast didn't they. But hey, they are offering stream coaching now! Get a trial month of Hims for $5 at http://forhims.com/cox Get 15% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor

Legend tells of a late night journey Crendor took from Jesse's room at Blizzcon to his own hotel after a night of watching Nic Cage. Sure, it was 20 minutes - but it felt like a life time. What did he experience on his quest to find himself? What other nonsense will they talk about this episode?! Tune in to find out on this exciting new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Order your 23andMe Ancestry Service kit at http://23andme.com/cox Go to http://talkspace.com/COX, and use the code COX to get $45 off your first month.

Here we go! The boys are back with spooky episode about .... well nothing spooky actually. Unless you consider Crendor becoming incredibly agro as he gets more and more buff. Or perhaps your kind of terror is in the yogurt isle with Jesse? Maybe the most truly terrifying horror is the one that never goes away.... cause the mcrib is back!!! All this nonsense and more on this episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get 15% off your subscription at http://lootcrate.com/cox with promo code: COX Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/crendor

The boys are back and this time they've gotten themselves into.... nothing really. Boy are they boring. Thankfully there are billions of other much more interesting people in the world for them to watch and interact with. Also we delve back into the world of terrible Yahoo news articles! What wonderfully useless tips do they have for us this time?! All this and more on this brand new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Try Hims for $5 at forhims.com/coxED Get 15% off your first pair at meundies.com/crendor

The boys are back, and this time they've discovered the only thing worse than the grocery store on a Sunday. Crendor is possibly haunted by ghosts, stoners take over a Starbucks, and Jesse admits to watching may too much of the Chills youtube channel. All this and more on this episode of Cox n' Crendor! Order your 23andMe Health & Ancestry Service kit at http://23andme.com/cox Go to http://talkspace.com/COX, and use the code COX to get $45 off your first month.

The boys are back and while they could be talking about movies like Venom or what happened to Crendor this week (spoiler: it was nothing), instead they become obsessed over a city that apparently doesn't exist. Also they learn that in Florida being naked is just fine, and you should be ok with that! All this and more on the newest Cox n' Crendor! Get 15% off your subscription at http://lootcrate.com/cox with promo code: cox

The boys are back, and this time terrible TV has driven them to creating a new TV show called "Crazy Shit". It is probably exactly what you think it is. Also the dudes try to pick fights with Jesse and a woman's revenge story against an alligator is finally revealed! All this and more on the newest Cox n' Crendor! Get 15% off your subscription at http://lootcrate.com/cox with promo code: cox Go to http://talkspace.com/COX, and use the code COX to get $45 off your first month.

The boys are back and this time Jesse discovers his Hendrix shirt may not be the best thing to wear around Venice Beach, CA, Crendor has a dream home, and dude protects his store with a bong! All this and more, on this brand new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Try Hims for $5 at http://forhims.com/coxED Get 15% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor

The boys are back, and this time Jesse has beef with the way people are holding up his lines...no, his life! Crendor tries to sell Jesse on Costco while the boys learn a valuable lesson about quitting. Also an idiot from Florida does something idiotic. All this and more on the newest episode of Cox n' Crendor! This weeks podcast is brought to you by 23 And Me: Order your 23andMe Health & Ancestry Service kit at http://23andme.com/Cox LOOTCRATE: Subscribe now at http://lootcrate.com/cox and use promo code: COX to get 15% off.

It's that time again to wake yourself up with all the news you can use! And by news, we mean stuff we did during the week and remembered to talk about! Crendor, has a lot of that! Meanwhile Jesse is once again drawn in by the sexy sexy world of Are you the One. Also monkey Mondays are canceled and the boys ARE OUTRAGED! All this and more in the newest Cox n' Crendor! Try Ship Station free for 30 days at http://shipstation.com and use promo code: COX

Jesse and Crendor are back and this time we have an update on the crendiet and buffdor status. Also there's a new season of Are You the One and the boys can't wait to check out the new cast! Finally a man microwaves and microwave, and the world doesn't implode?! We need to dig deeper! All this and more, on this weeks new Cox n' Crendor! Get a trial month of Hims for $5 at http://forhims.com/cox Get 15% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor

The boys are back and this time Crendor is on the mend and feeling great! But has Crendor's new gym lifestyle inspired Jesse to eat better, or this just the start of another bit they're taking too far. Also the boys discover nature is crazy as hell, the two offer to announce you high school sporting event, and Flordia Man returns with two amazing new adventures! All this and more on this excited new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Try Ship Station for free at http://shipstation.com with promo code: cox

The boys are back and this time Crendor returns to the Renaissance Faire with big news! Meanwhile Jesse is still trying to form the Hunger Games and boy does he hate the heat in England! The news segment becomes a Mcdonalds ad, and Jesse sees a gang - all this an more on a new Cox n' Crendor! Thanks to MeUndies for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor Start your trial month for $5 at http://forhims.com/cox

The boys are back and this time poor Crendor is in pieces. Who knew mister "yogurt is the only thing I need to be healthy" would suddenly start falling apart. Meanwhile, Jesse is just getting old. The boys also discover that just cause a man doesn't have hands, doesn't mean he can't kick your ass. 4th of July stories and crazy old people abounds - it's an all new Cox n' Crendor! Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Go to http://shipstation.com and use promo code COX to get ShipStation free for 30 days.

The boys return with another look into the important issues affecting Jesse's airport travel. Did you know he's carrying and explosive device in his pants? Also Crendor has some complaints about game shows and Jesse discovers that one of his "idols" is doing AMAZING things. All this and more on the newest episode of Cox n' Crendor! Thanks to Hims for sponsoring this episode. To start your month trial for just $5 visit http://forhims.com/cox Thanks to MeUndies for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor