Conditional Materials

This week Anna and John sit down to talk about the important things in life, like how bad limited edition NFTs look, we also talk about flight logs, Rudy Giuliani, and Artificial Intelligence being very stupid. Horrible NFTs for Horrible people, but so funny Trash twitter for horrible NFTs but also funnyFind us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

What, we're back after a week off because John blew out his voice being a huge nerd? A whole half hour spent talking about a netflix series? John and Anna respectfully disagree on something and it doesn't come to blows...or does it? All this and more on the all singing all dancing all nude...new..neudew(?) episode of Conditional materials. Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week John commits the second highest crime in podcasting, Anna leans how to make the bleep sound, and Avery accidentally leads us into a tangent that we barely survived. All that and a sex cult? Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

Time has stretched and squashed, there is little coffee, Avery is missing, so Anna and John have to sit down and make due on an early Sunday morning. We talk some news and then John drags Anna into the Anime Zone to talk Chainsaw Man for a while. Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week the gang puts a couple of other podcasters on trial for crimes against humanity, good taste and decency. Why Conditional Materials was allowed to do that nobody knows but Reese and ALTON were good sports about it and didn't seem to mind being there. This week we are joined by Reese (@yourverygoodbud) and ALTON (@8ALTON8) of Video Games Are The Worst Thing On Earth (@vgatwtoe) and CRT Soundsystem (@crtpodsystem) You can find links to their podcasts below Video Games Are The Worst Thing On EarthCRT SoundsystemFind us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

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The gang gets up early for a podcast of some note, maybe its manic, maybe it gets weird, maybe Anna forgot it was going out on Halloween and maybe...probably...definitely Avery is sniffly through the entire podcast. Maybe John is getting this episode edited last minute. Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week John is the toxic one, Avery makes a joke so powerful we were forced to cut it, Anna wakes up from a nap to realize that this podcast made them need another. All that and Elvis this week on the podcast. Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week the gang is back after something happened. We talk about proper pronunciation, Avery shares some nipple lore, Anna peaks the mic on every laugh, and John gets mad at British people. Its like we were never gone. Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

On this ep, John is stunned by an important etiquette question, Anna and Avery deep dive on the most important topic of our time, and the gang just unravels like matter spaghettifying into a black hole. Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

We're back from vacation, rusty as ever and ready to talk about...the news? Is that right are we a news podcast? I'm being told yes we are so I guess this podcast has some hot news in it. Also some lore about horses?Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

We swore it, and it happened. In this episode 3 chilling stories of the secret history of the Antfia Terrordome!!!!! No news, only the most entertaining alternate history podcast to be made by someone in Baltimore or your download back!!! Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

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In this Episode John messes up a name, keeps calling PPP loans PPE loans, and Anna and Avery are there.What its hard to write these every week, give a guy a break. Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week John gets all judgmental, the gang talks about food sins, as well as the newest and most evil villains in the DC universe. Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

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This week, Joe Biden facelifts, an impossible city, and the eternal question, is Anna baby? All this and more on Conditional Materials!!!Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

The gang is back for another sweaty Baltimore summer podcast where they discuss the news of the day, like vampire Elon, Jo Biden, and more. Special game for all you ConMat heads out there, which podcaster didn't get pizza after this recording? Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week the gang talks about everyone's favorite fail-son, a dissection of the most important state in the union, which substance the VP is wacked out on all the time and maybe teasing our favorite billionaire about his new sibling. Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week we talk about choad guns, sea cucumbers, come up with amazing business ideas and after having a few drinks at the bar we approached someone who had good vibes to be a fourth on this podcast. Special note: Audio is a little funky in this ep, sorry but sometimes you last minute invite a friend on and macs are finickyFind us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Amita - bulbulyonEmail us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week we have a fun interview with Kevin Gallagher about being a part of the first successful Apple Store unionization effort! On top of that the gang pledges their swords to the one true Crypto Queen of truth and beauty, which one? You'll have to listen to find out. All this and more!!!!!Find Kevin at:Twitter- @Kage_The_MageTwitch- Kage_The_MageInstagram - Kage_The_MageFind the Apple Union atTwitter- @AppleLaborersFind us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week, Avery almost gets kicked off the podcast for excessive tiredness, John gives a shocking report and takes a bullet for Avery, Anna makes us think about JK Rowling. An old frenemy returns from the dead to harass us all. Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week, Anna, cursed by covid brain mind melds with Avery to have the attention span of a goldfish, John, if fine. The gang admits that the entirety of the podcast is predicted weeks in advance. Avery coaches the gang on buying the dip, all while a new dark power threatens to envelop every political concept. Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week John, Avery and Anna all watched the 2017 film The Death of Stalin. They discuss who sucks, who rocks, which revolutionary is a dreamboat and which is a horrible little gremlin. Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

Howdy GAYmers its pride month at Conditional Materials and we're proud to make good podcasts at the low low price of free. This week John talks about the Simpsons, Anna has some stuff to say about Crypto, Avery makes John bleep out some sensitive content for funny results and we might even get serious for a minute or two. Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

The gang is back for another fun week of jokes and news as we talk about what's living rent free in John's head, Avery's obsession with epic poetry, Anna's hot take on if a running republican ran a guy over, and all the hot gossip of Elon-gate. Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

Anna, Avery and John are back on their BS where we talk about what a meme is, the importance of Arizona Ice Tea being $1, what number we are on the diversity quotient, and the Multi-Balls of Madness. Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

In this unintentionally short podcast we talk about cousins, serious news and realize how insignificant the NFT market really is. Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

Elon Musk, the bank with the highest body count in the world, and more on this week's all new, all singing all dancing podcast Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week, the gang talks about wrestling moves, Joe Biden's zombifying hair plugs, and get up in arms about the Right stealing things the Left loves to hate. All this and more!Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

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This week, Anna makes an offer John refuses, then goes back and does the thing anyways. Avery explains how explaining jokes is important. The team worries that Twitter shit will go away soon with the rise of Elon. Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

What is the Conditional Materials Podcast? Who are we? Why should you listen? All will be explained!Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

Edit: Sorry for the multiple uploads but someone caught a mistake and I can't abide by my sloppy editing. John sits down once again with friend of the show, and Texan correspondent Amita to talk about her "Bruce Wane" backstory of leaving the international development field and finding new avenues for direct action. Find us on twitter Podcast - @ConditionalMAvery - @AveryAngryHumanAnna - @annabelledroidJohn - @The_YamKing Amita - bulbulyonEmail us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

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This week, John talks about handshake etiquette, Anna returns from a successful gameshow hosting stint, and Avery has achieved their final form, a green pixel. All this and more.

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