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Everyone is here and prepped to talk about the news, including cool mayors, big (pay)loads and the color of domes. Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

Astrid is away and John and Anna decided to ritualistically torture themselves with talking about the MineCraft Movie. Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week we take a break from the news to chill out and Anna makes John prove he is the ultimate movie mindset master. Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

I know, it sounds weird but we checked the rules, there can be straight bears, I know its a dogs playing basketball thing and I think they'll do something about it next patch but until then you the listener will have to settle for the gang talking about which musical is the most gay, the most gay to straights and what does and does not count as a good food pun. Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week the gang sits down to talk about who's in what chair, then they decide its about looksmaxing and which Star Wars fan site has the best CIA operatives in the chat. Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

Like it or not, star sign or just what's in your prostate cancer has had a big week and the gang sits down to weigh in on it. Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week the gang is back on that gamer grindset with another thrilling tale of Conan O'Brian kicking more kids in the head as he and Logan Stranger and Rough Catfish brave the pod wastes and deal with the dreaded Jacksonville Jaguars, who are just people and not anything else, probably. Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week the gang sits down, talks about Chicago Pope (Better Episode Title?), how a weird old guy gets his ideas from a PBS affiliate's classic movies and how much swag does every tech bro really have? Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week we rip off, I man pay homage to a podcast by doing the first installment of our "Favorite Things bracket" Starring the fan favorite (we suppose) Astrid. Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week the gang attempts to avoid the soul killing gaze of JD Vance and makes a list of sports from most autistic to least autistic, number 3 will surprise you. Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week the gang gets together on wrestle weed Easter to do a TTRPG thing. Will 3 podcasters in the wastes make it to the fabled Echo Chamber CityPodcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week is an episode and a half, mostly because John was replaced by an evil robot or something and Astrid refused to speak for a while so Anna really had to carry things on their back. Also the gang talks about what they'd do if they had unlimited resources, spoiler, its weird. Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

Tear if you're feeling lonely, tear if you're worried about everything, tear if you're trying to visit the an island where they don't want you, terrif these nutsPodcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

Spring has sprung, allergies are out of control, and so is the signal channel where we plot our war crimes. Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week we talk about strange names, some theories that are so true, so real, so brave bestie. Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week we're back before going away for another week, and we're here to talk about hook-ups, film and ugh the news.

This week Astrid and John fight Ann who has become some sort of mind flayer but for bad food takes and Temu, but none of that was actually in the pod so uh...news?Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week Astrid and John are on an adventure to make sure Anna doesn't freak out when Bigfoot steals our car, thats right news smooze, we're out here playing TTRPGs to make ourselves sane. Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

Happy episode....huh we defiantly forgot what number it was, and did a normal show even though John defiantly brought it up last week, we're so on top of podcasting. Anyways, we talk about the news, its good. Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

I think the episode title speaks for itself but this week we decided to dig deep and play a silly little game and you will not believe the ending, I barely believe it and I listened to the whole episode Ah, Dang! Mothman won't move out (he said it was just for the weekend)is by Paul Matijevic, based on an idea by William Carpenter of Long Beach Comics,MSPodcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week we sit down for a round table discussion about...wait is the table round, has there ever been ConMat lore about the studio that contradicts this, no? You mean I could make up any...wait I'm typing all of this, ok getting back to the episode summary: news, planes, a cult, a plan, Conditional Materials. Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week the gang talks about alternative lifestyles, new ways to nurture yourself and where your arms should be during a public speaking event. Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week the gang pays respect to a fallen hero, pays disrespect to the worst gamer with the most money and talks about some silly stuff along the way including new ways to enjoy old meat/meat substitute. Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week the gang's sync rate is too high and they fuse to be come Jostna the supreme avatar of bad jokes and puns, but the gang defuses to talk about what the best and worst stupid things of the week would be and how silly it would be to have president Northern Lion. Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week the gang is back and we promise no crazy stuff, no high concept openings, no clones or doppelgangers, no sock puppets becoming sentient, that's for real life. Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

In this.....193rd episode of the podcast (wow really 1293 of these things for real?), Anna has some drama, Astrid is a priestess to a serpent, and John....has gone evil, or good we can't tell. But if you've ever wondered what it would be like to listen to a podcast, any podcast, this would be one you could listen to if you're so inclined. Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

Wow, sometimes you give it a week and you get surprised by everything that's in the news. What are said news items? I don't know, I forgot to listen to the episode to find out and nobody will tell me so I'm making a complete guess and there will be at least 3 Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul references and uhhhh talk about the tall Mario Brother Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

So there I was, reading comic books when I looked up and saw it was after 4 and the podcast hadn't been posted, I asked myself, was it that thing, was it the other thing, and nope it was me forgetting to hit the button and upload this gold mine of a podcast where John promises to be glorious leader in perpetuity. Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week the gang stuffed to the gills with meat and meat substitutes decides to sit down and give ya'll a thanksgiving helping of podcast with a majorly big episode of Major Magica in which things happen and there are wizard duels. Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week....is wild, if you think you'll be able to look at your parents, a table or The Onion in the same way after the barn burner of an episode, well....you're stronger than I am. Podcast - @podgoblin.coolAnna - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTHJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

Yes that's right the return of the "Evangelion Movie" style titles for the return of the big bad man. The gang sits down to process that thing on Tuesday and talk about a bunch of monkeys, and a colony of escaped apes. Podcast - @ConditionalMAnna on Twitter - @annabelledroidAnna on Cohost - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTH-THEYJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

Wake up honey new John dropped, thats right the gang is back to talking about current events and whos hands have contaminated food this week. Podcast - @ConditionalMAnna on Twitter - @annabelledroidAnna on Cohost - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTH-THEYJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

An episode a day late? Even though it was recorded and edited on time? How could this happen? Must be the work of an enemy wizard. Podcast - @ConditionalMAnna on Twitter - @annabelledroidAnna on Cohost - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTH-THEYJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool MajorMagickaCreated by Devin Nelson devindecibel.itch.io

Podcast - @ConditionalMAnna on Twitter - @annabelledroidAnna on Cohost - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTH-THEYJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool MajorMagickaCreated by Devin Nelson devindecibel.itch.io

Wake up new episode is here, its not weird its totally normal nothing strange will ever happen on this podcast. The gang talks about a bunch of silly stuff, nothing serious from these chuckos. Podcast - @ConditionalMAnna on Twitter - @annabelledroidAnna on Cohost - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTH-THEYJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week we celebrate the downfall of Eric Adams, get sad about the news and then joke around for a bit about gen Z's inability to use a knife. Podcast - @ConditionalMAnna on Twitter - @annabelledroidAnna on Cohost - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTH-THEYJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

Anna has some things to say about powdered drink mix, Astrid declarers themselves the wifu of the episode, and John talks about a dangerous relapse. Podcast - @ConditionalMAnna on Twitter - @annabelledroidAnna on Cohost - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTH-THEYJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week the gang is back, John doesn't talk about a national tragedy, nope we don't talk about the biggest thing of the week because Saturday recording. We do have the long awaited return of a game of Astrid's devising. Podcast - @ConditionalMAnna on Twitter - @annabelledroidAnna on Cohost - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTH-THEYJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week Anna and John just ya know...talk, its a real gabfest. Podcast - @ConditionalMAnna on Twitter - @annabelledroidAnna on Cohost - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTH-THEYJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week John is on trial for a bad joke, Astrid has bad audio because John was being a jerk and could have let them test the audio before recording but nope, John just wanted to be funny, but its all fine because JD Vance can't buy donuts to save his life. Podcast - @ConditionalMAnna on Twitter - @annabelledroidAnna on Cohost - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTH-THEYJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

Anna and John hold down the fort as they are besieged by such things as weird Vice Presidents, AI gone wild, and Anna refusing to accept the new terms of service for the podcast, which by the way you all have accepted by downloading, no take backsies. Podcast - @ConditionalMAnna on Twitter - @annabelledroidAnna on Cohost - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTH-THEYJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

Wow, super big episode, there's a lot of bleeps and some bloops? You will not be able to believe what the hell happens in this episode, Anna gets really into a subreddit, Astrid takes us on a martial arts journey, and John says something so horrible his other hosts make him retake the outro.

This week, John says something unhinged, the gang talks about the big French games and some youtube drama. What can go wrong? Knowing these freaks, a lot. Podcast - @ConditionalMAnna on Twitter - @annabelledroidAnna on Cohost - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTH-THEYJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

This week we're sure there won't be any amazing news that will break between when we recorded and when we post...we think but who can say. New lore drops this episode with stunning advances in the meta plot, we talk about our favorite governors and former governors, and Anna said some stuff about a comic book guy.Podcast - @ConditionalMAnna on Twitter - @annabelledroidAnna on Cohost - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTH-THEYJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

Why do these stupid podcasters choose the worst days to record, yes, bigger news happened the day after they recorded but hey, what is a podcast? Actually...what is a podcast? I've been writing descriptions for these for years, centuries, millennia, but I don't know what a podcast is. Anyways the gang talks about how bad everyone looks at the RNC, and y2k+24Podcast - @ConditionalMAnna on Twitter - @annabelledroidAnna on Cohost - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTH-THEYJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

Hot dang, its a week with NEWS, you know the big one, its big so big that you already know it but we get to make jokes about it!!!Podcast - @ConditionalMAnna on Twitter - @annabelledroidAnna on Cohost - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTH-THEYJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

Anna and John talk about the wizard council, A LOT about comic books and movies and some news stuff, I guess. Podcast - @ConditionalMAnna on Twitter - @annabelledroidAnna on Cohost - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTH-THEYJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

I've been informed that the editor and producer of the podcast had only realized after handing the responsibility of uploading to me that this is in fact episode 169 and as such, it is both nice, and not nice as no reference to the number is being made in the podcast, this episode is a paradox, and strange contortion of reality in which things are and are not. Also the gang talks about a streamer who did a bad thing and how little Rudy makes shilling for Mike Pillow. Podcast - @ConditionalMAnna on Twitter - @annabelledroidAnna on Cohost - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTH-THEYJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

Every week I write a description for these episodes and somehow ya'll keep listening which is wild. Anyways, I think John has some field reporting, the gang talks about the Pope, hotdogs and who didn't kiss a politician. Podcast - @ConditionalMAnna on Twitter - @annabelledroidAnna on Cohost - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTH-THEYJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool

Its a slow news week so the gang really does what they do best and its just like an hour of screwing around. Podcast - @ConditionalMAnna on Twitter - @annabelledroidAnna on Cohost - DinkensteinsmonsterAstrid- @TOOTH-THEYJohn - @The_YamKing Email us at:[email protected] you'd like to support us check out our Ko-Fi and our Patreon Go to our website Podgoblin.cool