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Zach, Amin and Mayes still have a particular set of skills as Liam Neeson joins the illustrious ten timers club. Liam must drive trucks across frozen lakes accompanied by a toothpick, a rat named Skeeter, and his aphasic brother Gurty. Will they overcome all their obstacles and make it in time to save workers in a collapsed diamond mine? Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are convicts that gotta fled in order to ride Ducatis and recover a computer disk holding financial information for the Cuban Mafia. If you meet us behind the scoreboard in the Georgia Dome, we will show you how log on to the Inner Sanctum. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are bayou bound and ready to open up a whole case of whupass playin foosball or whatever you call it with them gargantuans. Mama says Cinephobe is the DEVIL! Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are desperately trying to find a way out of Steel Harbor using fake contact lenses to fool a retinal scanner in this titillating vision of the future. Don't call this podcast babe! Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by cruise expert Billy Gil for a thrilling adventure on the high seas. Whether you're trying to propose to your girlfriend of seven months that you don't know that well, or just trying to relax while leeches purify your blood of copper poisoning, the Seabourn Legend is the ideal vessel. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of practical prestidigitators cuttin' it up in this inexplicably expensive movie that's feeling very into sisters and introduces the concept of future Cinephobe Dracula Cowboy. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Film Noir! Zach used his wildcard to block Amin’s pick and take us back to Liam Neeson month with a film that consolidates all of his previous movie storylines into a Voltron with a particular set of skills. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Marshall Newhouse are suited up to protect the earth from the scum of the universe. Unfortunately, that includes many of the movies covered on this podcast. Kabla Nakshulin! Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are back to take revenge in the incessant vendetta between Liam Neeson and every Albanian from Tropojë that has ever existed. The battleground is Istanbul, and every conquest for the last 2,500 years, whether it was the West going East or the East going West, they all used this very same waterway. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes have a very particular set of skills. Skills they have acquired over a 164 year podcasting career. Skills that make them uniquely qualified to amble onward through Liam Neeson month and finish off the Taken series before it's even begun. Good luck. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2023 is here and so is Liam Neeson Month! Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of assassins with early onset Alzheimer's disease trying to complete one last job. Will they stick to their code, or just forget about it? I don't remember. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are celebrating with the Huntington Hills High Class of 1998 at the graduation party to end all graduation parties. Whether you're a nerd, jock, babe, stoner, goth, exchange student or ever formed a band, you'll find representation in this movie that's all about the memories, man! Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are fully committed to the Victory Project and it's idyllic existence in a desert town, greeted at home after their long days at work with a glass of brown liquor and a five course meal. However, things aren't as perfect as they seem... Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When they look back in the anals of history, they're gonna be talking about three things: discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Semi-Pro episode of Cinephobe. Let's get Tropical. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes were joined by Jessica Smetana in the year twenty twenty two Anno Domini at the Council of Assinine to play Bananagrams and crack the Wordle Cryptex. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are still shaking their tailfeathers in the explosive conclusion to this two part episode. We've got homemade sex tapes being played on every screen at Phat A/V, intimidating an innocent young man named Reggie, Marcus accidentally rolling balls on ecstasy, and just when you thought it couldn't get any crazier, a covert operation to infiltrate Cuba that ends in a Guantanamo Bay minefield. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes ride together and die together in the sequel so replete with Bayhem that we had to break it into two parts. The only thing flying as rapidly and repeatedly as the bullets is the banter, and when Hector Juan Carlos "Johnny" Tapia is trying to get his X-Man money out of the country, the Bad Boys will stop at nothing to bring him down. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are tired of all the bullshit, so they're headed to a diner in the middle of the desert to protect the second coming of the only hope humanity has of surviving: The premature bastard child of a cigarette smoking waitress. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes must keep their identities secret in order to maintain their double lives as podcasters and luchadors. Whether you believe in God or believe in Science, crack this episode open like an Eagle egg and bless yourself with nutrients and strength. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes called for backup to break down this rollicking quote fest of a movie and close out Broken Lizard Month. Ian Karmel joins the show to unleash a furious Joe Pesci imitation, disclose his personal rankings for the Chris Wars, and settle once and for all who's a better friend, Zach or Amin. Oh yeah, and discuss the movie. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are slingin' seafood like there's no tomorrow at former Heavyweight Champion Cleon Salmon's restaurant. They have one night to make $20,000 while serving the cast of CFI Hotlanta, an actor trying to propose, the entire Miami Dolphins offensive line and a man just trying to read War & Peace. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Pleasure Island for a hedonistic vacation with Coconut Pete and his staff to do the Sun Salute, play real life Pac Man, drink from an ice luge and waste away in Piña Coladaburg Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are the progeny of thieving shtableboys who travel to Munich with aims of winning a secretive international podcasting competition and restoring honor to Cinephobe's name. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by the immaculate Jason Concepcion for an epic time travel adventure back to feudal Japan replete with references to mid 90s pop culture. Schwing! Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are mean, green, podcasting machines in this episode that unlocks repressed memories and soothes family trauma. You're gonna like us when we're angry. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes have formed a symbiotic relationship with this podcast, one that may be slowly killing them and keeping them alive all at the same time. WE are Cinephobe. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes have created this podcast out of sheer concentrated power of will. A reckless, cavalier pilot is forced to confront the fear of the two most powerful forces in the Universe: Commitment & Poppytalk. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined once again by the incomparable JuJu Gotti for the heartfelt and emotional origin story of a young swimmer with olympic dreams training with a new coach that unlocks her potential. Unfortunately, her rise to the top gets tragically derailed by the unexpected return of Kidnaping month. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes seek to exorcise their podcasting demons when they find themselves confronted by an ancient evil with a sadistic nature that loves to sing: Drunk Amin. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After wrecking the old one with greasy food, cigarettes, and a stressful lifestyle, Zach, Amin & Mayes receive a new heart and fresh start. Only one catch: it comes from the black lawyer that stole your girlfriend who's going to haunt you, literally. From the podcast that brought you episodes discussing movies where: A black man believes he is Italian An Italian man disguises himself as a turtle A white man wears blackface to attend Harvard Two black men impersonate white women to prevent a kidnaping White people are subjugated in a world where reality just changed sides Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes have evolved, incubating more than 200 podcasts into a fifty terabyte self evolving neural network uploaded onto a nanotech android that chews glass like pop rocks and really wants you to comment, like and subscribe. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes team up with Roy Bellamy to hunt the ultimate hunter in a sweaty and blood soaked dystopian Los Angeles. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are ordered to take a vacation from podcasting around the galaxy, so they rent a converted shed in suburbia to acquaint themselves with an earthling existence. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are deployed in naval war games for RIMPAC 2012 when all of a sudden, for the second time in Cinephobe history, the fate of Hawaii hangs in the balance. Will these honest podcasters fendi off their second consecutive alien invasion thanks to Rihanna's acting debut? Tune in to find out as Space Month continues. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are a rag tag group of heroes brought together by custom jackets with inspiring logos and a desire to tear shit up while enforcing society's rules. Fresh horses for my men! Tonight we ride! Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time for the Cinephobe Game Show! Zach and Amin compete to test their knowledge of their own podcast, attempting to answer questions crafted by Mayes and presented in a Jeopardy style format. There are eight categories with five questions of increasing point value and difficulty, as well as two secret double elimination questions. Who will be the first Cinepardy champion? Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brad Williams makes his triumphant return to Cinephobe as he joins Zach, Amin and Mayes to review the movie so offensive to little people that we had to come up with a new term for it: "Short Leg". So sit back, relax, flop those legs up on the couch and craft a concoction of your finest cognac and cherry morphine as this movie gets down on its knees to blow you away. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike Ryan returns to Cinephobe for the third time and joins Zach, Amin and Mayes in their quest to watch every movie featuring a homoerotic mentor-protegé dynamic. Buckle up for the rollercoaster ride from gridiron glory to prognostication prowess, and all the way back down to the gutter. We're gamblin' again! Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes take a sun drenched sojourn down to the Florida Keys to suck the nectar outta this podcast alongside Moondog, Flicker, Cap Wack, Lingerie and Jimmy Buffett. You know the best part about the devil? He finds the fun, and then we take Jesus and we just ride him all the way to the top. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are visited by the Ghosts of Exposition Past, Present and Future in a desperate attempt to change their ways. Take shelter from the estrogen lynch mob, come on in and get cozy at the Manosphere Bar where the misogyny flows like divine ambrosia and everything's gonna be alright alright alright... Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of road twitches stuck at Michelle “Bubba” Beadle’s truck stop hoping to survive the rise of the machines caused by a radioactive comet coating the world in a fine layer of lime green chaos. We made this podcast!! Where’s the loyalty?? Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes have graduated from the Pelican Bay School of Podcasting (with honors) just in time to record from the Soul Plane during its inaugural cross country journey. Whether you're in First Class dining on fee lay mane yane, or in Low Class choosing between Colt 45 and Alizé, make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright position as we prepare for takeoff. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Buckle up for safety, Cinephobiacs! Zach, Amin and Mayes are commandeering this podcast to pursue an unstoppable group of seductive bank robbers with the help of elite bike messenger and NASCAR enthusiast Queen Latifah. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes have a very mysterious and powerful podcast, and its mystery is exceeded only by its power. ¡ZOLTAN! Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are on a quest to clear their podcast's name and put a stop to the KGC (Kentucky Grilled Chicken) once and for all. After a quick jaunt across the pond to retrieve some crucial clues from Paris and Buckingham Palace, they visit Mount Vernon, the Library of Congress, and Mount Rushmore on their tourist trap treasure trail. Do you like ducks? Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to the City of Mirrors in Thailand for One Last Job, making a quick pit stop at the pharmacy to fulfill their prescription for love. Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of loyalty podcasters bringing in marks for a classic possum trap. Will they make it out unscathed, and more importantly, will they get the cake?? Cage month lurches forward with this family affair from the fourth or fifth most talented director in the Coppola family, depending on who you ask. Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When the virtuous and God-fearing citizens of the world suddenly disappear in the blink of an eye, Zach, Amin and Mayes are, you guessed it, Left Behind to record a podcast with the Antichrist. Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are tormented FBI agents trying to bury the guilt and failure of their past with migraine medicine injections and rakefuls of garbage Vietnamese food. When an uncatchable serial killer with an endless budget follows them to Chicago, they are forced to form a joint task force and save the city's female loners from imminent death. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the 2021 Awards, Glossary, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings You will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 and beyond! Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes induct John Travolta into the ten timer's club with the movie that flipped the world upside down so startlingly, it has never recovered. When a family man hits rock bottom at an astronomical rate, he is forced to do whatever is necessary to recover the money owed to him by his wealthy former boss. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the 2021 Awards, Glossary, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings You will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 and beyond! Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices