Chris Simms Unbuttoned

(0:00) "I'll predict that the Chargers hang on to win this game"(2:55) Bills def. Chiefs 30-21(14:45) Steelers def. Ravens 18-16(21:25) Packers def. Bears 20-19(27:15) Seahawks def. 49ers 20-17(33:20) Lions def. Jaguars 52-6(39:30) Broncos def. Falcons 38-6(45:25) Vikings def. Titans 23-13 (Give Me The Headlines)(48:50) Rams def. Patriots 28-22 (Give Me The Headlines)(53:05) Colts def. Jets 28-27(57:30) Dolphins def. Raiders 34-19(1:02:20) Saints def. Browns 35-14 (Lowe’s Home Team Help)(1:07:55) TNF: Eagles def. Commanders 26-18(1:12:30) MNF Preview: Texans at Cowboys(1:14:55) SNF: Chargers def. Bengals 34-27 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Chris tells us the strange things Big F*cker Phil has been up to.(6:35) TNF: Commanders at Eagles(11:35) SUNDAY EARLY: Packers at Bears(14:40) Jaguars at Lions(17:55) Raiders at Dolphins(22:25) Rams at Patriots(26:15) Browns at Saints(29:10) Colts at Jets(32:40) Ravens at Steelers(37:05) Vikings at Titans(40:50) SUNDAY LATE: Falcons at Broncos(43:10) Seahawks at 49ers(45:40) Chiefs at Bills(51:45) SNF: Bengals at Chargers(54:20) MNF: Texans at Cowboys(55:45) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) They guys are rising up the "eliter board"(3:55) #1 Bears fire OC Shane Waldron(27:45) #2 Steelers D gives Jayden Daniels first struggles(48:35) #3 Under-Talked About Jeopardy(52:55) #4 Under-Talked About Defenders(1:10:15) #5 BREAKING NEWS: Colts will start Anthony Richardson at QB this week(1:14:50) #6: Ahmed’s Buzz Watch - Bills vs Chiefs, Commanders vs Eagles, Ravens vs Steelers Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Is Ahmed's new Lions rugby shirt bad luck?(2:40) Chiefs def. Broncos 16-14(13:15) 49ers def. Buccaneers 23-20(20:15) Steelers def. Commanders 28-27(25:55) Lions-Texans UPDATE(28:30) Bills def. Colts 30-20(34:20) Eagles def. Cowboys 34-6(39:30) Cardinals def. Jets 31-6(46:10) Vikings def. Jaguars 12-7(51:30) Chargers def. Titans 27-17(55:30) SNF: Lions def. Texans 26-23(1:05:15) Saints def. Falcons 20-17(1:08:05) Patriots def. Bears 19-3(1:12:30) Panthers def. Giants 20-17 (OT) in Germany(1:15:30) TNF: Ravens def. Bengals 35-24(1:17:30) MNF Preview: Dolphins at Rams Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Mike has a plan to get his preciousssssss(8:20) TNF: Bengals at Ravens(13:55) GERMANY: Giants at Panthers(17:15) SUNDAY EARLY: Patriots at Bears(20:30) Bills at Colts(24:10) Vikings at Jaguars(27:55) Broncos at Chiefs(31:10) Falcons at Saints(34:00) 49ers at Buccaneers(37:50) Steelers at Commanders(42:05) SUNDAY LATE: Titans at Chargers(45:10) Jets at Cardinals(47:10) Eagles at Cowboys(51:05) SNF: Lions at Texans(53:25) MNF: Dolphins at Rams(56:20) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Chris loves the word "surgical"(4:30) #1 Trade Upgrades: Grading them 1 to 10(25:25) #2 Texans offense & C.J. Stroud struggling(42:55) #3 2 Stats & a Lie: Chargers D, Lions run game, and Lions D(48:15) #4 Lions defense smothers Packers in the rain(1:02:40) #5 Chargers league-leading defense(1:12:45) #6 Rams young and “freaky” defense (includes DraftKings)(1:20:15) Ahmed’s Buzz Watch: Dallas' demise, Bengals upset, and Jets resurrection? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Chris' daughter finally understands what he does for a living.(3:40) Lions def. Packers 24-14(13:30) Bills def. Dolphins 30-27(20:10) Commanders def. Giants 27-22(24:45) Falcons def. Cowboys 27-21(30:40) Rams def. Seahawks 26-20 (OT)(37:00) Cardinals def. Bears 29-9(43:35) Chargers def. Browns 27-10(49:45) Ravens def. Broncos 41-10(57:05) Bengals def. Raiders 41-24(1:03:00) SNF: Vikings def. Colts 21-13(1:07:25) Eagles def. Jaguars 28-23(1:14:20) Titans def. Patriots 20-17 (OT)(1:16:45) Panthers def. Saints 23-22(1:18:35) TNF: Jets def. Texans 21-13(1:21:30) MNF Preview: Buccaneers at Chiefs Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Chris copes with the Yankees meltdown(5:20) TNF: Texans at Jets(9:50) SUNDAY EARLY: Cowboys at Falcons(12:55) Broncos at Ravens(16:00) Dolphins at Bills(19:15) Saints at Panthers(21:05) Raiders at Bengals(23:15) Chargers at Browns(27:00) Commanders at Giants(29:50) Patriots at Titans(34:20) SUNDAY LATE: Bears at Cardinals(37:50) Jaguars at Eagles(40:15) Lions at Packers(42:50) Rams at Seahawks(46:50) SNF: Colts at Vikings(51:20) MNF: Buccaneers at Chiefs(54:30) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Happy Goosey Night!(3:05) #1 Colts bench Anthony Richardson for Joe Flacco(14:36) #2 Jayden Daniels Hail Mary spoils Caleb Williams late surge(38:00) NFC #1 Seed odds: Are the Packers being overlooked?(40:55) #3 Kyler Murray spoils Tua Tagovailoa’s return(49:25) #4 Jameis Winston torches Ravens D(55:05) #5 Six days to Trade Deadline(1:02:45) #6 DeAndre Hopkins debuts with Chiefs Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Chris critiques Ahmed's sideline catch in Wisconsin(3:25) Commanders def. Bears(14:50) Browns def. Ravens(21:20) Texans def. Colts(26:50) Falcons def. Buccaneers(33:20) Chiefs def. Raiders(39:15) Eagles def. Bengals(44:25) Packers def. Jaguars(49:45) Lions def. Titans(54:50) Bills def. Seahawks(57:40) SNF: 49ers def. Cowboys(1:02:10) Patriots def. Jets(1:08:25) Cardinals def. Dolphins(1:12:30) Broncos def. Panthers(1:16:25) Chargers def. Saints(1:20:05) TNF: Vikings def. Rams(1:23:10) DraftKings MNF Preview (Giants-Steelers) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Mike wants Berry to take his place...unless he doesn't?(6:30) TNF: Vikings at Rams(10:25) SUNDAY EARLY: Eagles at Bengals(13:55) Ravens at Browns(16:40) Titans at Lions(18:35) Colts at Texans(20:55) Packers at Jaguars(23:25) Cardinals at Dolphins(26:10) Jets at Patriots(29:50) Falcons at Buccaneers(33:50) SUNDAY LATE: Saints at Chargers(35:50) Bills at Seahawks(38:25) Panthers at Broncos(41:20) Chiefs at Raiders(43:40) Bears at Commanders(48:05) SNF: Cowboys at 49ers(50:50) MNF: Giants at Steelers(54:25) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Chris gets love for his Brian Thomas Jr. draft ranking(4:30) #1 Spagnuolo stifles Shanahan(24:05) #2 Packers D quiets Texans(34:55) #3 Jets fall in Davante Adams’ debut(51:35) #4 Amari Cooper is Bills new WR1(58:20) #5 Chiefs trade for WR DeAndre Hopkins(1:04:00) #6 “The Goff-inator”(1:13:20) MVP race: Is Patrick Mahomes a true candidate?(1:15:50) Ahmed’s Buzz Watch: Jets, Eagles-Bengals, & Cowboys-49ers Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Chris loves London days(2:05) Chiefs def. 49ers 28-18(12:16) Lions def. Vikings 31-29(21:12) Packers def. Texans 24-22(29:40) Seahawks def. Falcons 34-14(34:10) Eagles def. Giants 28-3(39:48) Commanders def. Panthers 40-7(44:05) Bills def. Titans 34-10(48:00) Bengals def. Browns 21-14(52:15) Colts def. Dolphins 16-10(57:00) Rams def. Raiders 20-15(1:00:40) SNF: Steelers def. Jets 37-15(1:07:00) Jaguars def. Patriots 32-16 in London(1:11:45) TNF: Broncos def. Saints 33-10(1:13:05) MNF Preview: Ravens at Buccaneers, Chargers at Cardinals Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Mike has a lewd email auto reply that he wants to try one day.(6:05) TNF: Broncos at Saints(10:35) LONDON: Patriots vs Jaguars(13:10) SUNDAY EARLY: Seahawks at Falcons(16:20) Titans at Bills(18:50) Bengals at Browns(20:55) Texans at Packers(24:35) Dolphins at Colts(27:00) Lions at Vikings(31:40) Eagles at Giants(37:55) SUNDAY LATE: Raiders at Rams(40:35) Panthers at Commanders(42:35) Chiefs at 49ers(48:55) SNF: Jets at Steelers(51:40) MNF: Ravens at Buccaneers(54:30) Chargers at Cardinals(56:00) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Does Rodney Harrison know who Ahmed is?(3:00) #1 Bills trade for Amari Cooper: "This puts them in a different class"(12:30) #2 Jets trade for Davante Adams: And what changed with Todd Downing as playcaller?(23:30) #3 Two Stats & a Lie: Jets slants, Browns sacks, & the Bears offense(35:40) #4 Packers offense rolls: "The NFC North! Holy sh*t!"(50:05) #5 Bigger offensive concerns: Eagles or Bengals? "You're just wasting a f*cking play"(1:06:05) #6 Drake Maye's debut: Should the Patriots have started him sooner?(1:16:10) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: The Jaguars, Chiefs, and Vikings could make some noise (some good, some bad) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) "We're not here to teach you English class"(3:55) Ravens def. Commanders 30-23(12:15) Lions def. Cowboys 47-9(22:15) Bears def. Jaguars 35-16 in London(29:25) Packers def. Cardinals 34-13(35:45) Buccaneers def. Saints 51-27(43:05) Falcons def. Panthers 38-20(47:05) Eagles def. Browns 20-16(54:45) SNF: Bengals def. Giants 17-7(58:35) Texans def. Patriots 41-21(1:04:00) Steelers def. Raiders 32-13(1:07:00) Chargers def. Broncos 23-16(1:09:30) Colts def. Titans 20-17(1:12:10) TNF: 49ers def. Seahawks 36-24(1:14:45) MNF Preview: Bills at Jets Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(5:30) TNF: 49ers at Seahawks(11:50) London: Jaguars vs Bears(14:55) SUNDAY EARLY: Commanders at Ravens(19:15) Cardinals at Packers(21:25) Texans at Patriots(24:10) Buccaneers at Saints(27:00) Browns at Eagles(29:35) Colts at Titans(34:15) SUNDAY LATE: Chargers at Broncos(37:15) Steelers at Raiders(39:40) Falcons at Panthers(42:35) Lions at Cowboys(48:15) SNF: Bengals at Giants(53:20) MNF: Bills at Jets + BREAKING NEWS(59:15) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Chris can't sleep Sunday nights(2:25) #1 Jets fire Robert Saleh: Why? And why now?(19:50) #2 Two Stats & a Lie: Chris LOVES the Bears offense now.(29:30) #3 Josh Allen goes 9/30 at Texans: (43:15) #4 49ers red zone struggles(52:55) #5 Justin Fields & Cowboys reinvigorated run D(1:03:25) #6 Lowe's HOMIE Team Picks: We check in on your preseason predictions.(1:07:20) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: The Cowboys, Bengals, and Commanders are at a crossroads. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Ahmed is a role model, despite his bad habits(4:50) Ravens def. Bengals 41-38 (OT)(11:15) Texans def. Bills 23-20(16:45) Jaguars def. Colts 37-34(21:50) Commanders def. Browns 34-13(27:55) Bears def. Panthers 36-10(31:55) Broncos def. Raiders 34-18(39:40) Vikings def. Jets 23-17 in London(46:30) Cardinals def. 49ers 24-23(53:45) Packers def. Rams 24-19(57:10) Giants def. Seahawks 29-20(1:02:15) Dolphins def. Patriots 15-10(1:05:50) MNF Preview: Saints at Chiefs(1:07:20) SNF: Cowboys def. Steelers 20-17(1:08:45) TNF: Falcons def. Buccaneers 36-30 (OT) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Despite being salty at Simms for not doing the morning show every day, Florio offers some free advice on how to pick games better(5:30) TNF: Bucs at Falcons(8:35) LONDON: Jets vs Vikings(12:55) SUNDAY EARLY: Panthers at Bears(16:50) Ravens at Bengals(20:00) Bills at Texans(26:53) Colts at Jaguars(30:53) Dolphins at Patriots(32:43) Browns at Commanders(37:50) SUNDAY LATE: Raiders at Broncos(39:35) Cardinals at 49ers(41:40) Packers at Rams(43:10 ) Giants at Seahawks(46:20) SNF: Cowboys at Steelers(52:05) MNF: Saints at Chiefs(56:50) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Pick Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) A fan sticks up for Ahmed's energy drinks(3:40) #1 Davante Adams: Where could he be going?(14:00) #2 Broncos defense grounds Jets: "He's the best cornerback in the NFL"(34:45) #3 Shane Steichen vs Steelers defense: "They're scared of something"(47:20) #4 Lions torch Seahawks defense: "They were whopping them in those sets"(55:00) Coach of the Year odds: "I would watch out for Sean Payton"(57:10) #5 Trevor Lawrence struggles again: The guys dissect Doug Pederson's comments.(1:03:25) #6 Two Stats & a Lie: Can Chris spot the fake stat?(1:06:25) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: Big games coming for the Jaguars, Buccaneers, and Bengals Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Ahmed reveals that he's quit Twitter(3:25) Commanders def. Cardinals 42-14(9:35) Buccaneers def. Eagles 33-16(15:30) Vikings def. Packers 31-29(21:00) Chiefs def. Chargers 17-10(26:00) Texans def. Jaguars 24-20(31:35) Falcons def. Saints 26-24(36:55) Colts def. Steelers 27-24(42:15) Broncos def. Jets 10-9(47:35) SNF: Ravens def. Bills 35-10(52:45) 49ers def. Patriots 30-13(56:50) Bengals def. Panthers 34-24(1:00:55) Bears def. Rams 24-18(1:03:55) Raiders def. Browns 20-16(1:07:55) TNF: Cowboys def. Giants 20-15(1:13:10) MNF Preview: Titans at Dolphins & Seahawks at Lions Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Mike is still adjusting to life without Chris 4 times a week.(5:10) TNF: Cowboys at Giants(10:10) SUNDAY EARLY: Saints at Falcons(13:20) Bengals at Panthers(16:10) Rams at Bears(19:35) Vikings at Packers(23:25) Jaguars at Texans(25:35) Steelers at Colts(28:15) Broncos at Jets(30:35) Eagles at Buccaneers(34:30) SUNDAY LATE: Commanders at Cardinals(37:45) Patriots at 49ers(40:45) Chiefs at Chargers(42:40) Browns at Raiders(47:05) SNF: Bills at Ravens(49:30) MNF: Titans at Dolphins(52:00) MNF: Seahawks at Lions(54:30) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) The battle of Chris vs the Desk continues(3:50) #1 Jayden Daniels: "He's UNFLAPPABLE."(20:00) #2 Bo Nix: "They opened it up."(28:30) Underdogs: Why have we seen so many upsets this season?(32:45) #3 Trevor Lawrence: "Where did the guy who took over games go?"(43:00) #4 Eagles defense: Jalen Carter was incredible. Why doesn't he do this more often?(52:10) #5 Ravens run game: "You've got to be great at SOMETHING."(1:00:55) #6 Two Stats & a Lie: Can Chris spot the fake stat?(1:05:40) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: Big games coming for the Giants, Bills, and Seahawks. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) A YouTube commenter notices Chris' flippers(3:30) Vikings def. Texans(10:40) Eagles def. Saints(17:45) Ravens def. Cowboys(26:20) Steelers def. Chargers(32:45) Packers def. Titans(38:40) Rams def. 49ers(46:10) Broncos def. Buccaneers(51:30) SNF: Chiefs def. Falcons(53:50) Colts def. Bears(58:35) Giants def. Browns(1:03:15) Panthers def. Raiders(1:07:10) Lions def. Cardinals(1:12:35) Seahawks def. Dolphins(1:16:20) TNF: Jets def. Patriots(1:18:00) MNF Preview: Jaguars at Bills, Commanders at Bengals Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) We've improved Florio's headshot.(5:20) TNF: Patriots at Jets(10:35) SUNDAY EARLY: Giants at Browns(13:45) Bears at Colts(16:05) Texans at Vikings(19:40) Eagles at Saints(23:20) Chargers at Steelers(26:20) Broncos at Buccaneers(27:50) Packers at Titans(30:25) SUNDAY LATE: Panthers at Raiders(32:40) Dolphins at Seahawks(35:25) Lions at Cardinals(39:30) Ravens at Cowboys(42:00) 49ers at Rams(46:55) SNF: Chiefs at Falcons(51:15) MNF: Jaguars at Bills(52:40) MNF: Commanders at Bengals(54:40) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) "I think you could be a comedian if you wanted to."(4:20) #1 Falcons stunning comeback over Eagles(14:50) #2 Saints new-look offense destroys Cowboys(30:25) #3 Brian Flores’ Vikings defense stifles Shanahan again(46:15) #4 Lions offense struggles vs Buccaneers (59:30) #5 Panthers bench Bryce Young for Andy Dalton(1:08:00) #6 Fan Therapy: Hope for 0-2 teams?(1:14:20) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: Week 3 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Ahmed has a healthy drink, for a change(3:25) Chiefs def. Bengals(13:40) Saints def. Cowboys(23:00) Buccaneers def. Lions(29:00) Raiders def. Ravens(36:55) Vikings def. 49ers(45:00) Browns def. Jaguars(50:30) Packers def. Colts(55:00) Seahawks def. Patriots(58:35) Jets def. Titans(1:02:20) Commanders def. Giants(1:06:40) Steelers def. Broncos(1:11:25) Cardinals def. Rams(1:15:05) SNF: Texans def. Bears(1:20:40) Chargers def. Panthers(1:25:35) TNF: Bills def. Dolphins(1:29:25) MNF Preview: Falcons at Eagles Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Mike enlightens Chris on the origin of "Pizza pizza"(4:50) TNF: Bills at Dolphins(10:20) SUNDAY EARLY: Raiders at Ravens(13:05) Chargers at Panthers(17:50) Saints at Cowboys(21:20) Buccaneers at Lions(26:20) Colts at Packers(31:00) Browns at Jaguars(33:50) 49ers at Vikings(37:50) Seahawks at Patriots(40:15) Jets at Titans(42:35) Giants at Commanders(45:45) SUNDAY LATE: Rams at Cardinals(47:50) Steelers at Broncos(49:30) Bengals at Chiefs(52:00) SNF: Bears at Texans(54:25) MNF: Falcons at Eagles(57:45) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) We deep dive into Chris' old Lowe's commercial(5:20) Pick Six: Our new Wednesday podcast reminds Chris of some bad moments.(9:30) #1 Caleb Williams: What went wrong (or right)?(22:25) #2 Aaron Rodgers: How did he look in his return (vs a 49ers D that might have improved)?(37:00) #3 Kirk Cousins: Is it too early to panic?(49:15) #4 Packers: What will their strategy be without Jordan Love?(54:35) #5 RBs in New Places: Joe Mixon, Saquon Barkley, and others got off to a hot start.(1:00:00) #6 Fan Therapy: How hopeful (and hopeless) should Vikings and Jaguars backers be?(1:03:05) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: What Week 2 outcomes would blow our minds the most? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Welcome back to our live reactions to a past game(2:00) Texans def. Colts(8:15) Bills def. Cardinals(12:25) Dolphins def. Jaguars(17:45) Bears def. Titans(23:40) Steelers def. Falcons(30:10) Patriots def. Bengals(35:35) Cowboys def. Browns(40:25) Chargers def. Raiders(47:15) Buccaneers def. Commanders(52:10) Vikings def. Giants(56:20) Saints def. Panthers(1:00:25) Seahawks def. Broncos(1:03:50) Kickoff: Chiefs def. Ravens(1:08:45) Friday: Eagles def. Packers(1:13:25) SNF: Lions def. Rams(1:15:05) MNF: Jets at 49ers Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Mikes gloats about last season, and waxes poetic about pizza.(6:00) KICKOFF: Ravens at Chiefs(9:40) BRAZIL FRIDAY NIGHT: Packers vs Eagles(13:30) EARLY SUNDAY: Steelers at Falcons(16:55) Cardinals at Bills(20:40) Titans at Bears(22:50) Bengals at Patriots(24:55) Texans at Colts(27:05) Jaguars at Dolphins(29:45) Panthers at Saints(31:35) Vikings at Giants(35:35) LATE SUNDAY: Raiders at Chargers(37:25) Broncos at Seahawks(39:30) Cowboys at Browns(42:25) Commanders at Buccaneers(44:30) SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL: Rams at Lions(46:45) MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL: Jets at 49ers(49:45) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Nostrasimmsus is back(7:40) NFC Playoff Predictions(30:47) AFC Playoff Predictions(54:50) Super Bowl LIX(57:15) Awards: MVP, Damn! Okay Player of the Year, and more Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Will this become an annual tradition?(1:05) Super Bowl LVIII: "I saw in Mecole's eyes, he was kind of shocked."(5:25) Andy Reid: "He's not a yeller. He has this stare."(10:00) Christmas loss to Raiders: "You could feel the intensity the next week."(11:50) 2019 Mahomes: What's different between then and now?(14:50) Next step: "Bombs away? Yes sir."(19:10) Behind-the-back Pass: "If I don't do it, he'll call me soft."(23:10) Taylor Swift: “She’s really interested in football…and starts drawing up plays.” Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Connor and his pecs are back at the desk(3:20) Patriots: Is Drake Maye ready to start?(11:15) Commanders: Is Jayden Daniels set up to succeed?(13:30) Colts: Is Anthony Richardson a QB, or merely a specimen?(17:05) Bears: Pump the brakes on Caleb Williams?(22:55) Bengals: Ja'Marr Chase is back practicing, but are the Bengals still doing Bengals things?(25:35) Jaguars: They have a tough early schedule, but are ready to hit the ground running.(32:20) Falcons: "I do feel better, but there are some weird things."(36:15) Steelers: "That's when I knew Russell Wilson is the starter."(40:40) 49ers: "Are we the Jazz of the Jordan era?"(44:05) Buccaneers: Their 2024 Draft class already looks good.(47:05) Defending Division Champs: Who is the best bet to repeat?(50:40) Panthers: Bryce Young's motion looks better.(52:55) Bills: "A lot of good, but are they great?"(53:50) Ravens: Is their backup QB situation a problem?(56:15) Cowboys: Trey Lance's 5 interceptions were all bad.(58:30) Browns: Chris is feeling worse, for one reason.(1:00:15) Cardinals: Darius Robinson looked like a "big physical freak" before his injury.(1:01:30) Chiefs: Chris is feeling the KC offense as he gets ready to interview Patrick Mahomes. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Welcome, let's talk rookie non-QBs(3:30) Marvin Harrison Jr: “Preseason snaps won’t do guys like this justice”(6:00) Malik Nabers: “Mr. Do Everything. He plays through contact really well”(8:40) Rome Odunze: “Smoooooth. And he’s shown more explosiveness than expected.”(11:30) Keon Coleman: “Maybe more than anyone, his skills will be more evident once the regular season starts and he gets his starting QB in there”(16:00) We know about the speed, but how is Xavier Worthy’s route running?(18:00) DraftKings: Could Brian Thomas Jr lead all rookies in receiving yards? “Out of all the WRs, he looks the fastest and most explosive”(23:45) Joe Alt: “He looks like he’s been playing in the NFL for 3 years. His guy rarely makes the tackle, although he doesn’t blow people off the ball’(26:20) How has JC Latham looked under the tutelage of Bill Callahan?(28:50) Olu Fashanu: “Impressed with the progress. It was all better than what I saw at Penn State”(31:30) Troy Fautanu: “He’s the best athlete out of any of these o-linemen”(34:50) Most pleasant surprise on the o-line: Amarius Mims. “In the pass game, he is immovable”(40:30) Nate Wiggins: “He’s looked the best out of any CB”(44:00) Terrion Arnold: “Interesting that they have him playing outside. Would’ve thought he had more value at nickel(45:15) The Big Butts get their love Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Back from the Olympics and ... sick of French Fries?(5:00) New Unbuttoned theme song perhaps ... with a country vibe?(7:30) Wow-O-Meter(8:30) Caleb Williams: “If that’s not the closest thing to Mahomes, then I don’t know what is”(16:30) Jayden Daniels: “The Commanders have to be pumped about what they’ve got”(21:00) Drake Maye: “For the second week in a row, he showed he’s not ready. He’s reluctant to throw the ball right now.”(27:45) Bo Nix: “There’s not as much Wow as Caleb. But this is like Drew Brees Jr.”(30:45) DraftKings: Most Pass Yards by Rookie(32:50) Daniel Jones: “He gave the WFAN crowd ammo to say WTF”(37:00) Russell Wilson vs Justin Fields: “They’re gonna need the Justin Fields ability to make plays happen”(42:45) Gardner Minshew starting over Aidan O’Connell: “This is probably the right approach. But his leash isn’t real long”(48:00) WTF Is Happening: We rip through some nuggets on the Falcons, Chiefs, Texans, Bills, Dolphins, Jaguars, Lions, Rams, Cowboys, Seahawks, and Bengals(48:45) “Shocker of the weekend. Are they worried about Kirk Cousins not being ready. That would be the only reason why you wouldn’t play Michael Penix”(51:30) “Why are the Chiefs the only ones acting like they didn’t win the Super Bowl last year?”(57:00) “Tua looks as good as I’ve seen him”(59:45) “Hendon Hooker looks how you want a QB to look in the pocket. I would hope he could become the backup”(1:00:50) “Rams would be absolutely crazy to go into the season with Stetson Bennett as the backup” Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Chris welcomes back his "work mistress"(2:55) Vikings: JJ McCarthy injury fallout, but some bright flashes from Dallas Turner.(9:20) 49ers: What's more likely...a 3-team trade, or Brandon Aiyuk stays in San Francisco?(18:20) Lions: Is Brian Branch "the next Tyrann Mathieu?"(21:45) Packers: Do they need a #1 WR to emerge?(27:40) Bears: Who will step up with Montez Sweat?(31:00) Rams: Have they hit on yet another rookie D-lineman?(33:35) Seahawks: Byron Murphy II is ready to f*** some plays up.(35:30) Buccaneers: Will we see some 2nd-year leaps?(37:50) Saints: Can they overcome their O-line woes?(40:40) Cowboys: DeMarvion Overshown flashes after a lost rookie year.(42:50) Eagles: Quinyon Mitchell is already getting praise from Vic Fangio.(46:05) Ravens: Their O-line is full of questions.(49:45) Jets: Connor weighs in on the pass rush & Haason Reddick's holdout.(57:05) Dolphins: The O-line is already struggling in preseason Week 1.(59:25) Chiefs: Who will be the CB2 across from Trent McDuffie?(1:02:20) Jaguars: Is Brian Thomas Jr. the top target in Jacksonville? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) It's a solo dolo day for Chris.(2:45) The Chiefs Effect: There's a reason a lot of starters, including Joe Burrow, played this weekend.(11:30) Rookie QB Debuts: First impressions of Caleb Williams, Bo Nix, Jayden Daniels, J.J. McCarthy, Michael Penix, Drake Maye, & Joe Milton.(34:10) Brandon Aiyuk: The 49ers might be looking for a 3-team trade.(40:05) Steelers QBs: Is Pittsburgh win a Super Bowl with Russell Wilson? Or Justin Fields the better play?(45:25) Scary Backup Situations: Questionable QB depth charts for the Jets, Lions, Rams, Cowboys, and Chiefs.(52:25) New Kickoff: Chris is a fan.(54:45) AFC South: Quick thoughts on the Texans hype, Anthony Richardson, and RB depth for the Jaguars & Titans.(1:01:35) Raiders QBs: It's a "true battle" between Gardner Minshew & Aidan O'Connell. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(3:20) NFL Futures: When to bet them?(8:45) MVP: Patrick Mahomes, C.J. Stroud, Brock Purdy, Josh Allen, and Jared Goff(21:00) Coach of the Year: Zac Taylor, Dan Quinn, Dan Campbell(28:00) To Make the Playoffs: Jaguars, Colts, Jets, Cardinals, Vikings, and Bears(34:40) Best bets: Favorite futures bet right now Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) The guys have last day of school vibes.(2:20) What's My Grip?: Chris tries to go 25-for-25, and then critiques the throwing motion of a homie.(28:05) #AskMeAnything: What film does Simms watch for his Top 40 QB Countdown?(42:40) Top 10 QBs: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson vs Matthew Stafford, Justin Herbert's hype, and CJ Stroud's leap(56:45) Jordan Love & Brock Purdy: When does talent trump production?(1:12:35) Bryce Young: Where would he have fallen in this year's Draft?(1:15:40) Swapping Teams: Which QB would you want to see somewhere else? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Chris has transitioned to tequila time(5:20) #6 Justin Herbert: "Herbo-tron. He’s a machine."(24:35) #5 Matthew Stafford: "One of the most disrespected players of this generation."(43:10) #4 Lamar Jackson: "One of the most gifted THROWERS in the NFL."(58:40) #3 Joe Burrow: "Plays the position in its purest form better than any QB."(1:10:50) #2 Josh Allen: "4-5 throws every game that make you say 'Holy crap!'"(1:26:35 ) #1 Patrick Mahomes: "We’ve officially hit legendary status."(1:45:25) MVP Odds: Chris likes an NFC longshot. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Chris is still trying to sell his Casey Kasem impression (much to our chagrin).(5:30) #10 Jared Goff: "One of the biggest turnarounds I've seen."(22:00) #9 Jalen Hurts: "Unquestioned great leader, and making big strides as a passer."(38:40) #8 Dak Prescott: "He carries the offense WAY more than the other way around."(55:20) NFC East odds: Should the Eagles be even more favored than they are?(59:30) #7 CJ Stroud: "A picturebook of perfection in how to throw a football."(1:16:25) What's My Grip? Can Chris extend his streak to 19?(1:21:15) All-Time Strong Offense: In honor of Larry Allen, Ahmed names some of the pound-for-pound strongest players in NFL history. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Summer is in the air, but Simms is still in the tape room.(6:35) Justin Jefferson deal: What took so long? (15:00) #14 Aaron Rodgers: "Can he play the way he wants to play?"(26:45) #13 Jordan Love: "2nd half of the season, the light came on. (43:25) #12 Kirk Cousins: "Below-average athleticism, but above average overall QB.”(56:40) #11 Trevor Lawrence: "Next step is carrying his offense when sh*t gets ugly.”(1:11:15) Playoff Party Crashers: We look at playoff odds for teams who missed the postseason last year(1:14:35) What's My Grip? Chris explains why the Combine is measuring hands the wrong way.(1:19:15) Homie questions: Why didn't Aidan O'Connell, Tyler Huntley, Tyrod Taylor, or Drake Maye make the Top 40? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Ahmed's parents are disappointed in him after Tuesday's "incident"(10:15) #19 Geno Smith: "For a supposed placeholder, the Seahawks ask him to do A LOT."(22:55) #18 Tua Tagovailoa: "He is the ultimate NFL point guard at QB."(37:40) #17 Brock Purdy: "The ultimate Shanahan quarterback. And it’s not just the system.”(49:00) #16 Kyler Murray: "Incredible talent, but struggles in the pocket."(1:00:50) #15 Baker Mayfield: "He is a damn good starting QB, but can be too aggressive."(1:08:55) What's My Grip? The guys discover something unique about Tua's grip. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Ahmed is pumped for his favorite tier of the Countdown(6:20) #25 Justin Fields (PIT): “Showing growth as a passer, but still not where you’d like it.”(20:35) #24 Deshaun Watson (CLE): “The Browns were managing him more than they did Joe Flacco.” (31:40) #23 Daniel Jones (NYG): “Tough and a good athlete, but not dynamic on or off the field.”(42:05) #22 Derek Carr (NO): “Too much talent to leave so many plays on the field.”(52:00) #21 Russell Wilson (PIT): “Stop thinking so much, just let it fly.”(1:05:45) #20 Caleb Williams (CHI): “He’ll be surgical and special in this offense.”(1:15:25) What’s My Grip?: As we tackle our biggest group yet, Chris rises to the challenge. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Ahmed compares the drinks at the Preakness and the Kentucky Derby.(9:00) #30 J.J. McCarthy: “Stop reading the stats.”(22:00) #29 Bo Nix: “He’s a power, precision passer.”(33:40) #28 Jayden Daniels: “He has a get-out-of-jail-free card.”(44:35) #27 Michael Penix, Jr: “He is ready RIGHT NOW."(59:00) #26 Will Levis: “POWERFUL arm. Athleticism jumps out.”(1:08:35) “What’s My Grip?”: How much does a player's grip change going from the college ball to the NFL's? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Phil talks about Chris' cursing origins and playing sick(6:30) Drake Maye: Can he join the (many) other QBs who fixed their mechanics?(15:20) Bo Nix: "He makes plenty of power throws."(21:25) Kirk Cousins: "It will take a tremendous year by him to be the Falcons QB in Year 2."(34:50) J.J. McCarthy: "We need to see more pitches."(45:10) Rookie Timelines: Were Phil and Chris ready when they played their first game?(50:20) Jayden Daniels: Will Kliff Kingsbury maximize his game?(53:10) Daniel Jones: What does he need to do to win back the Giants?(1:03:10) Jared Goff: How much is his success due to Ben Johnson?(1:07:50) Tua Tagovailoa: How much should his contract extension be?(1:13:10) 2024 College QBs: Which ones is Phil keeping an eye on for next year's draft?(1:17:00) Backup QB Intel: Does knowing an opponent's signals really matter?(1:25:00) Giants Post-Parcells: Phil praises Ray Handley's "genius"(1:27:55) NBA vs NFL Athletes: Who can cross sports more easily?(1:30:40) Phil vs Chris: Who would win a fight in their prime?(1:35:00) What’s My Grip? Throwback Edition Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Ben Roethlisberger was underrated, even if he didn't know his grip.(4:30) Behind the Curtain: What changed in this year's Top 40 process?(7:30) #35 Jameis Winston: "Arguably the best big-play backup QB in the NFL. But there’s a DGAF aspect that you can’t completely trust.”(16:10) #34 Bryce Young: "Great natural feel for the QB position. But there are too many games where he’s overwhelmed, and that scares me.”(27:15) #33 Sam Darnold: “He still has starting-caliber traits, especially his quick release. But he’s been in bad situations that expose his mechanical flaws.”(24:40) #32 Anthony Richardson: “His skillset alone makes defenses change the way they play. Sky’s the limit. But we obviously need to see him play more.”(44:30) #31 Ryan Tannehill: “He can’t do the above-and-beyond anymore. But if you give him a few pieces, he can still get it done, especially downfield.”(54:35) “What’s My Grip?”: After failing Monday, can Chris go 5-for-5 today?(1:01:35) Homies react: Why is Kenny Pickett over Gardner Minshew? And why didn't Aidan O'Connell make the Top 40? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Shoutout to our YouTube viewers(3:45) Simms Top 40 QB Countdown: "This is a QB depth chart, and it's about RIGHT NOW."(6:30) 2023 QB Countdown Review: "The NFL has more of an offensive coordinator problem than a QB problem"(19:20) #40 Jarrett Stidham: "He will make life hard for Bo Nix to waltz right in and start"(26:45) #39 Gardner Minshew: "Infectious grit, you wanna root for the guy … just not gonna make wow plays”(34:55) #38 Kenny Pickett: "No glaring weaknesses, but no real strengths."(42:55) #37 Joe Flacco: "Fearless to a fault. Need to save him from himself...He’s not good on a bad team."(53:05) #36 Jacoby Brissett: "He’ll be a good leader/teacher for Drake Maye."(59:55) "What’s My Grip?": Can Chris go 5-for-5 on today's QBs? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.