Chris Simms Unbuttoned

(0:00) We judge the photos of Florio's pizza(8:35) SATURDAY: Browns at Ravens(10:50) Bengals at Steelers(14:15) SUNDAY EARLY: Panthers at Falcons(16:40) Commanders at Cowboys(19:35) Bears at Packers(21:40) Jaguars at Colts(24:45) Bills at Patriots(28:15) Giants at Eagles(30:35) Saints at Buccaneers(34:05) Texans at Titans(37:20) SUNDAY LATE: 49ers at Cardinals(39:50) Chiefs at Broncos(43:45) Seahawks at Rams(45:10) Chargers at Raiders(47:05) Dolphins at Jets(50:00) SNF: Vikings at Lions(51:50) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) "You complete me"(3:00) Vikings def. Packers 27-25(15:40) Eagles def. Cowboys 41-7(22:30) Bills def. Jets 40-14(30:30) Buccaneers def. Panthers 48-14(37:10) Dolphins def. Browns 20-3(41:00) Giants def. Colts 45-33(49:50) Raiders def. Saints 25-10(53:50) Jaguars def. Titans 20-13(58:35) Saturday: Bengals def. Broncos 30-24(1:04:05) Saturday: Chargers def. Patriots 40-7(1:07:30) Saturday: Rams def. Cardinals 13-9(1:11:00) TNF: Seahawks def. Bears 6-3(1:14:55) Christmas: Chiefs def. Steelers 29-10(1:16:25) SNF: Commanders def. Falcons 30-24 (OT)(1:20:25) Christmas: Ravens def. Texans 31-2(1:23:40) MNF Preview: Lions at 49ers(1:29:45) Week 18 Schedule Instant Reactions Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Chris tells a story about an ill-fated double date.(5:35) TNF: Seahawks at Bears(8:50) SATURDAY: Chargers at Patriots(11:30) Broncos at Bengals(15:00) Cardinals at Rams(17:30) SUNDAY EARLY: Jets at Bills(20:35) Titans at Jaguars(23:20) Raiders at Saints(25:35) Colts at Giants(27:45) Cowboys at Eagles(31:30) Panthers at Buccaneers(35:35) SUNDAY LATE: Dolphins at Browns(40:35) Packers at Vikings(49:00) SNF: Falcons at Commanders(51:20) MNF: Lions at 49ers(54:55) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) "It's perfect football harmony!"(1:00) Commanders def. Eagles 36-33(12:20) Vikings def. Seahawks 27-24(22:20) Lions def. Bears 34-17(30:00) Bills def. Patriots 24-21(37:10) Falcons def. Giants 34-7(44:05) Rams def. Jets 19-9(50:00) Bengals def. Browns 24-6(57:30) Dolphins def. 49ers 29-17(1:01:10) SNF: Cowboys def. Buccaneers 26-24(1:07:25) Colts def. Titans 38-30(1:12:25) Panthers def. Cardinals 36-30 (OT)(1:17:05) Raiders def. Jaguars 19-14(1:19:45) Saturday: Chiefs def. Texans 27-19(1:22:25) Saturday: Ravens def. Steelers 34-17(1:24:15) TNF: Chargers def. Broncos 34-27(1:27:30) MNF Preview: Saints at Packers Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) The guys pay tribute to Randy Moss(8:15) TNF: Broncos at Chargers(11:30) SATURDAY: Texans at Chiefs(14:40) Steelers at Ravens(17:45) SUNDAY EARLY: Giants at Falcons(20:20) Cardinals at Panthers(22:40) Lions at Bears(27:45) Browns at Bengals(29:35) Titans at Colts(32:25) Rams at Jets(35:10) Eagles at Commanders(40:10) SUNDAY LATE: Vikings at Seahawks(43:50) Patriots at Bills(46:05) Jaguars at Raiders(46:30) 49ers at Dolphins(50:30) SNF: Buccaneers at Cowboys(53:25) MNF: Saints at Packers(54:45) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Simms-stradamu strikes again(2:10) #1 Falcons bench Kirk Cousins for Michael Penix Jr.(23:45) #2 Josh Allen dices up Detroit D(46:45) #3 Eagles fly by Steelers(59:10) #4 Race for #1 Seed(1:04:15) #5 REAL Super Bowl Contenders(1:09:25) #6 What’s wrong with the Texans offense? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Chris needed an extra-large helmet for his extra-large head.(2:00) Eagles def. Steelers 27-13(11:20) Bills def. Lions 48-42(23:50) Chiefs def. Browns 21-7(30:00) Ravens def. Giants 35-14(38:10) Texans def. Dolphins 20-12(48:30) Broncos def. Colts 31-13(57:30) Commanders def. Saints 20-19(1:06:00) SNF: Packers def. Seahawks 30-13(1:10:55) Buccaneers def. Chargers 40-17(1:17:05) Cardinals def. Patriots 30-17(1:21:50) Bengals def. Titans 37-27(1:25:40) Cowboys def. Panthers 30-14(1:27:50) Jets def. Jaguars 32-25(1:31:05) TNF: Rams def. 49ers 12-6(1:35:05) MNF Preview: Bears at Vikings, Falcons at Raiders Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Mike remembers Christmas specials, and Chris promotes Rudolph tonight on NBC(6:45) TNF: Rams at 49ers(11:50) SUNDAY EARLY: Cowboys at Panthers(14:00) Chiefs at Browns(17:45) Dolphins at Texans(20:35) Jets at Jaguars(23:10) Commanders at Saints(25:30) Ravens at Giants(28:00) Bengals at Titans(32:20) SUNDAY LATE: Patriots at Cardinals(34:05) Colts at Broncos(36:40) Bills at Lions(42:10) Buccaneers at Chargers(44:40) Steelers at Eagles(49:30) SNF: Packers at Seahawks(52:05) MNF: Bears at Vikings(54:25) MNF: Falcons at Raiders(57:20) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) "Everybody is looking for a free trip to psycho-land"(3:00) #1 Eagles passing game drama(25:25) #2 Bills D showing cracks?(40:05) #3 Lions D showing cracks?(45:05) Week 15 Lines: Which heavy hitter game will be closest?(49:25) #4 Seahawks D upswing(54:25) #5 Has Sam Darnold proven himself?(1:02:20) #6 Bill Belichick goes to college? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Devin comes in strong with the top button swag.(1:55) Rams def. Bills 44-42(9:45) Seahawks def. Cardinals 30-18(16:20) 49ers def. Bears 38-13(20:55) Vikings def. Falcons 42-21(29:40) Buccaneers def. Raiders 28-13(38:15) Eagles def. Panthers 22-16(48:30) Dolphins def. Jets 32-26 (OT)(54:15) Steelers def. Browns 27-14(1:00:50) SNF: Chiefs def. Chargers 19-17(1:07:20) Saints def. Giants 14-11(1:10:25) Jaguars def. Titans 10-6(1:12:25) TNF: Lions def. Packers 34-31(1:17:00) MNF: Bengals at Cowboys Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Mike and Chris pitch a new slogan for Little Caesars(7:00) TNF: Packers at Lions(11:30) SUNDAY EARLY: Jets at Dolphins(14:15) Falcons at Vikings(17:45) Saints at Giants(21:50) Panthers at Eagles(25:40) Browns at Steelers(28:40) Raiders at Buccaneers(33:40) Jaguars at Titans(37:05) SUNDAY LATE: Seahawks at Cardinals(40:10) Bills at Rams(43:10) Bears at 49ers(47:10) SNF: Chargers at Chiefs(53:15) MNF: Bengals at Cowboys(56:00) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Is it time for Ahmed to paper bag it?(5:20) #1 Eagles D leans on Lamar Jackson(25:35) #2 Russell Wilson cooks Bengals D(34:45) #3 Chargers D picks on Kirk Cousins(50:50) DraftKings: Falcons & Buccaneers NFC South(53:00) #4 Contender Red Flags(1:14:00) #5 Ahmed's Buzz Watch: Week 14(1:19:00) #6 Requiem for a Team: Giants, Raiders, & Patriots Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) We learn about the cha-cha slide.(3:15) Eagles def. Ravens 24-19(13:40) Steelers def. Bengals 44-38(21:05) Chargers def. Falcons 17-13(26:50) Texans def. Jaguars 23-20(32:55) Vikings def. Cardinals 23-22(40:35) Commanders def. Titans 42-19(43:50) Buccaneers def. Panthers 26-23 (OT)(48:55) Rams def. Saints 21-14(54:00) SNF: Bills def. 49ers 35-10(1:01:50) Seahawks def. Jets 26-21(1:09:10) Colts def. Patriots 25-24(1:14:50) Lions def. Bears 23-20(1:17:50) Cowboys def. Giants 27-20(1:19:30) Packers def. Dolphins 30-17(1:21:20) Black Friday: Chiefs def. Raiders 19-17(1:23:25) MNF Preview: Browns at Broncos Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Aaron Jones has confirmed that players watch this show.(9:40) THANKSGIVING: Bears at Lions(13:10) Giants at Cowboys(16:45) Dolphins at Packers(18:45) BLACK FRIDAY: Raiders at Chiefs(22:10) SUNDAY EARLY: Chargers at Falcons(26:00) Steelers at Bengals(28:00) Texans at Jaguars(30:30) Cardinals at Vikings(33:10) Colts at Patriots(35:05) Seahawks at Jets(37:05) Titans at Commanders(40:00) SUNDAY LATE: Buccaneers at Panthers(42:30) Rams at Saints(44:40) Eagles at Ravens(48:30) SNF: 49ers at Bills(50:40) MNF: Browns at Broncos(53:00) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) "The most explosive simple team I've ever seen"(3:05) Cowboys def. Commanders 34-26(13:25) Titans def. Texans 32-27(20:45) Vikings def. Bears 30-27 (OT)(26:50) Seahawks def. Cardinals 16-6(36:25) Packers def. 49ers 38-10(45:25) Lions def. Colts 24-6(50:10) Buccaneers def. Giants 30-7(53:20) Dolphins def. Patriots 34-15(59:25) SNF: Eagles def. Rams 37-20(1:03:40) Chiefs def. Panthers 30-27(1:08:55) Broncos def. Raiders 29-19(1:14:35) TNF: Browns def. Steelers 24-19(1:17:30) MNF Preview: Ravens at Chargers Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) The YouTube comments still aren't sure if Mike looks at the spreads.(8:15) TNF: Steelers at Browns(14:25) SUNDAY EARLY: Chiefs at Panthers(17:35) Vikings at Bears(22:20) Titans at Texans(24:25) Lions at Colts(29:35) Patriots at Dolphins(32:45) Buccaneers at Giants(36:30) Cowboys at Commanders(42:20) SUNDAY LATE: Broncos at Raiders(45:25) 49ers at Packers(48:35) Cardinals at Seahawks(52:05) SNF: Eagles at Rams(54:35) MNF: Ravens at Chargers(57:35) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) It's Episode 666! Uh oh...(2:40) Jets fire Joe Douglas(8:15) #1 Steelers D grounds Ravens offense(29:05) #2 Chargers D bends (& breaks?) vs Bengals(42:30) DraftKings AFC Playoff Odds for Non-Division Leaders(46:10) #3 Josh Allen & Bills best Chiefs D(56:20) #4 Under-Talked About Jeopardy!(1:02:20) #5 Bo Nix hitting his stride(1:07:00) #6 Ahmed’s Week 12 Buzz Watch Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) "I'll predict that the Chargers hang on to win this game"(2:55) Bills def. Chiefs 30-21(14:45) Steelers def. Ravens 18-16(21:25) Packers def. Bears 20-19(27:15) Seahawks def. 49ers 20-17(33:20) Lions def. Jaguars 52-6(39:30) Broncos def. Falcons 38-6(45:25) Vikings def. Titans 23-13 (Give Me The Headlines)(48:50) Rams def. Patriots 28-22 (Give Me The Headlines)(53:05) Colts def. Jets 28-27(57:30) Dolphins def. Raiders 34-19(1:02:20) Saints def. Browns 35-14 (Lowe’s Home Team Help)(1:07:55) TNF: Eagles def. Commanders 26-18(1:12:30) MNF Preview: Texans at Cowboys(1:14:55) SNF: Chargers def. Bengals 34-27 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Chris tells us the strange things Big F*cker Phil has been up to.(6:35) TNF: Commanders at Eagles(11:35) SUNDAY EARLY: Packers at Bears(14:40) Jaguars at Lions(17:55) Raiders at Dolphins(22:25) Rams at Patriots(26:15) Browns at Saints(29:10) Colts at Jets(32:40) Ravens at Steelers(37:05) Vikings at Titans(40:50) SUNDAY LATE: Falcons at Broncos(43:10) Seahawks at 49ers(45:40) Chiefs at Bills(51:45) SNF: Bengals at Chargers(54:20) MNF: Texans at Cowboys(55:45) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) They guys are rising up the "eliter board"(3:55) #1 Bears fire OC Shane Waldron(27:45) #2 Steelers D gives Jayden Daniels first struggles(48:35) #3 Under-Talked About Jeopardy(52:55) #4 Under-Talked About Defenders(1:10:15) #5 BREAKING NEWS: Colts will start Anthony Richardson at QB this week(1:14:50) #6: Ahmed’s Buzz Watch - Bills vs Chiefs, Commanders vs Eagles, Ravens vs Steelers Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Is Ahmed's new Lions rugby shirt bad luck?(2:40) Chiefs def. Broncos 16-14(13:15) 49ers def. Buccaneers 23-20(20:15) Steelers def. Commanders 28-27(25:55) Lions-Texans UPDATE(28:30) Bills def. Colts 30-20(34:20) Eagles def. Cowboys 34-6(39:30) Cardinals def. Jets 31-6(46:10) Vikings def. Jaguars 12-7(51:30) Chargers def. Titans 27-17(55:30) SNF: Lions def. Texans 26-23(1:05:15) Saints def. Falcons 20-17(1:08:05) Patriots def. Bears 19-3(1:12:30) Panthers def. Giants 20-17 (OT) in Germany(1:15:30) TNF: Ravens def. Bengals 35-24(1:17:30) MNF Preview: Dolphins at Rams Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Mike has a plan to get his preciousssssss(8:20) TNF: Bengals at Ravens(13:55) GERMANY: Giants at Panthers(17:15) SUNDAY EARLY: Patriots at Bears(20:30) Bills at Colts(24:10) Vikings at Jaguars(27:55) Broncos at Chiefs(31:10) Falcons at Saints(34:00) 49ers at Buccaneers(37:50) Steelers at Commanders(42:05) SUNDAY LATE: Titans at Chargers(45:10) Jets at Cardinals(47:10) Eagles at Cowboys(51:05) SNF: Lions at Texans(53:25) MNF: Dolphins at Rams(56:20) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Chris loves the word "surgical"(4:30) #1 Trade Upgrades: Grading them 1 to 10(25:25) #2 Texans offense & C.J. Stroud struggling(42:55) #3 2 Stats & a Lie: Chargers D, Lions run game, and Lions D(48:15) #4 Lions defense smothers Packers in the rain(1:02:40) #5 Chargers league-leading defense(1:12:45) #6 Rams young and “freaky” defense (includes DraftKings)(1:20:15) Ahmed’s Buzz Watch: Dallas' demise, Bengals upset, and Jets resurrection? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Chris' daughter finally understands what he does for a living.(3:40) Lions def. Packers 24-14(13:30) Bills def. Dolphins 30-27(20:10) Commanders def. Giants 27-22(24:45) Falcons def. Cowboys 27-21(30:40) Rams def. Seahawks 26-20 (OT)(37:00) Cardinals def. Bears 29-9(43:35) Chargers def. Browns 27-10(49:45) Ravens def. Broncos 41-10(57:05) Bengals def. Raiders 41-24(1:03:00) SNF: Vikings def. Colts 21-13(1:07:25) Eagles def. Jaguars 28-23(1:14:20) Titans def. Patriots 20-17 (OT)(1:16:45) Panthers def. Saints 23-22(1:18:35) TNF: Jets def. Texans 21-13(1:21:30) MNF Preview: Buccaneers at Chiefs Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Chris copes with the Yankees meltdown(5:20) TNF: Texans at Jets(9:50) SUNDAY EARLY: Cowboys at Falcons(12:55) Broncos at Ravens(16:00) Dolphins at Bills(19:15) Saints at Panthers(21:05) Raiders at Bengals(23:15) Chargers at Browns(27:00) Commanders at Giants(29:50) Patriots at Titans(34:20) SUNDAY LATE: Bears at Cardinals(37:50) Jaguars at Eagles(40:15) Lions at Packers(42:50) Rams at Seahawks(46:50) SNF: Colts at Vikings(51:20) MNF: Buccaneers at Chiefs(54:30) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Happy Goosey Night!(3:05) #1 Colts bench Anthony Richardson for Joe Flacco(14:36) #2 Jayden Daniels Hail Mary spoils Caleb Williams late surge(38:00) NFC #1 Seed odds: Are the Packers being overlooked?(40:55) #3 Kyler Murray spoils Tua Tagovailoa’s return(49:25) #4 Jameis Winston torches Ravens D(55:05) #5 Six days to Trade Deadline(1:02:45) #6 DeAndre Hopkins debuts with Chiefs Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Chris critiques Ahmed's sideline catch in Wisconsin(3:25) Commanders def. Bears(14:50) Browns def. Ravens(21:20) Texans def. Colts(26:50) Falcons def. Buccaneers(33:20) Chiefs def. Raiders(39:15) Eagles def. Bengals(44:25) Packers def. Jaguars(49:45) Lions def. Titans(54:50) Bills def. Seahawks(57:40) SNF: 49ers def. Cowboys(1:02:10) Patriots def. Jets(1:08:25) Cardinals def. Dolphins(1:12:30) Broncos def. Panthers(1:16:25) Chargers def. Saints(1:20:05) TNF: Vikings def. Rams(1:23:10) DraftKings MNF Preview (Giants-Steelers) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Mike wants Berry to take his place...unless he doesn't?(6:30) TNF: Vikings at Rams(10:25) SUNDAY EARLY: Eagles at Bengals(13:55) Ravens at Browns(16:40) Titans at Lions(18:35) Colts at Texans(20:55) Packers at Jaguars(23:25) Cardinals at Dolphins(26:10) Jets at Patriots(29:50) Falcons at Buccaneers(33:50) SUNDAY LATE: Saints at Chargers(35:50) Bills at Seahawks(38:25) Panthers at Broncos(41:20) Chiefs at Raiders(43:40) Bears at Commanders(48:05) SNF: Cowboys at 49ers(50:50) MNF: Giants at Steelers(54:25) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Chris gets love for his Brian Thomas Jr. draft ranking(4:30) #1 Spagnuolo stifles Shanahan(24:05) #2 Packers D quiets Texans(34:55) #3 Jets fall in Davante Adams’ debut(51:35) #4 Amari Cooper is Bills new WR1(58:20) #5 Chiefs trade for WR DeAndre Hopkins(1:04:00) #6 “The Goff-inator”(1:13:20) MVP race: Is Patrick Mahomes a true candidate?(1:15:50) Ahmed’s Buzz Watch: Jets, Eagles-Bengals, & Cowboys-49ers Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Chris loves London days(2:05) Chiefs def. 49ers 28-18(12:16) Lions def. Vikings 31-29(21:12) Packers def. Texans 24-22(29:40) Seahawks def. Falcons 34-14(34:10) Eagles def. Giants 28-3(39:48) Commanders def. Panthers 40-7(44:05) Bills def. Titans 34-10(48:00) Bengals def. Browns 21-14(52:15) Colts def. Dolphins 16-10(57:00) Rams def. Raiders 20-15(1:00:40) SNF: Steelers def. Jets 37-15(1:07:00) Jaguars def. Patriots 32-16 in London(1:11:45) TNF: Broncos def. Saints 33-10(1:13:05) MNF Preview: Ravens at Buccaneers, Chargers at Cardinals Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Mike has a lewd email auto reply that he wants to try one day.(6:05) TNF: Broncos at Saints(10:35) LONDON: Patriots vs Jaguars(13:10) SUNDAY EARLY: Seahawks at Falcons(16:20) Titans at Bills(18:50) Bengals at Browns(20:55) Texans at Packers(24:35) Dolphins at Colts(27:00) Lions at Vikings(31:40) Eagles at Giants(37:55) SUNDAY LATE: Raiders at Rams(40:35) Panthers at Commanders(42:35) Chiefs at 49ers(48:55) SNF: Jets at Steelers(51:40) MNF: Ravens at Buccaneers(54:30) Chargers at Cardinals(56:00) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Does Rodney Harrison know who Ahmed is?(3:00) #1 Bills trade for Amari Cooper: "This puts them in a different class"(12:30) #2 Jets trade for Davante Adams: And what changed with Todd Downing as playcaller?(23:30) #3 Two Stats & a Lie: Jets slants, Browns sacks, & the Bears offense(35:40) #4 Packers offense rolls: "The NFC North! Holy sh*t!"(50:05) #5 Bigger offensive concerns: Eagles or Bengals? "You're just wasting a f*cking play"(1:06:05) #6 Drake Maye's debut: Should the Patriots have started him sooner?(1:16:10) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: The Jaguars, Chiefs, and Vikings could make some noise (some good, some bad) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) "We're not here to teach you English class"(3:55) Ravens def. Commanders 30-23(12:15) Lions def. Cowboys 47-9(22:15) Bears def. Jaguars 35-16 in London(29:25) Packers def. Cardinals 34-13(35:45) Buccaneers def. Saints 51-27(43:05) Falcons def. Panthers 38-20(47:05) Eagles def. Browns 20-16(54:45) SNF: Bengals def. Giants 17-7(58:35) Texans def. Patriots 41-21(1:04:00) Steelers def. Raiders 32-13(1:07:00) Chargers def. Broncos 23-16(1:09:30) Colts def. Titans 20-17(1:12:10) TNF: 49ers def. Seahawks 36-24(1:14:45) MNF Preview: Bills at Jets Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(5:30) TNF: 49ers at Seahawks(11:50) London: Jaguars vs Bears(14:55) SUNDAY EARLY: Commanders at Ravens(19:15) Cardinals at Packers(21:25) Texans at Patriots(24:10) Buccaneers at Saints(27:00) Browns at Eagles(29:35) Colts at Titans(34:15) SUNDAY LATE: Chargers at Broncos(37:15) Steelers at Raiders(39:40) Falcons at Panthers(42:35) Lions at Cowboys(48:15) SNF: Bengals at Giants(53:20) MNF: Bills at Jets + BREAKING NEWS(59:15) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Chris can't sleep Sunday nights(2:25) #1 Jets fire Robert Saleh: Why? And why now?(19:50) #2 Two Stats & a Lie: Chris LOVES the Bears offense now.(29:30) #3 Josh Allen goes 9/30 at Texans: (43:15) #4 49ers red zone struggles(52:55) #5 Justin Fields & Cowboys reinvigorated run D(1:03:25) #6 Lowe's HOMIE Team Picks: We check in on your preseason predictions.(1:07:20) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: The Cowboys, Bengals, and Commanders are at a crossroads. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Ahmed is a role model, despite his bad habits(4:50) Ravens def. Bengals 41-38 (OT)(11:15) Texans def. Bills 23-20(16:45) Jaguars def. Colts 37-34(21:50) Commanders def. Browns 34-13(27:55) Bears def. Panthers 36-10(31:55) Broncos def. Raiders 34-18(39:40) Vikings def. Jets 23-17 in London(46:30) Cardinals def. 49ers 24-23(53:45) Packers def. Rams 24-19(57:10) Giants def. Seahawks 29-20(1:02:15) Dolphins def. Patriots 15-10(1:05:50) MNF Preview: Saints at Chiefs(1:07:20) SNF: Cowboys def. Steelers 20-17(1:08:45) TNF: Falcons def. Buccaneers 36-30 (OT) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Despite being salty at Simms for not doing the morning show every day, Florio offers some free advice on how to pick games better(5:30) TNF: Bucs at Falcons(8:35) LONDON: Jets vs Vikings(12:55) SUNDAY EARLY: Panthers at Bears(16:50) Ravens at Bengals(20:00) Bills at Texans(26:53) Colts at Jaguars(30:53) Dolphins at Patriots(32:43) Browns at Commanders(37:50) SUNDAY LATE: Raiders at Broncos(39:35) Cardinals at 49ers(41:40) Packers at Rams(43:10 ) Giants at Seahawks(46:20) SNF: Cowboys at Steelers(52:05) MNF: Saints at Chiefs(56:50) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Pick Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) A fan sticks up for Ahmed's energy drinks(3:40) #1 Davante Adams: Where could he be going?(14:00) #2 Broncos defense grounds Jets: "He's the best cornerback in the NFL"(34:45) #3 Shane Steichen vs Steelers defense: "They're scared of something"(47:20) #4 Lions torch Seahawks defense: "They were whopping them in those sets"(55:00) Coach of the Year odds: "I would watch out for Sean Payton"(57:10) #5 Trevor Lawrence struggles again: The guys dissect Doug Pederson's comments.(1:03:25) #6 Two Stats & a Lie: Can Chris spot the fake stat?(1:06:25) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: Big games coming for the Jaguars, Buccaneers, and Bengals Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Ahmed reveals that he's quit Twitter(3:25) Commanders def. Cardinals 42-14(9:35) Buccaneers def. Eagles 33-16(15:30) Vikings def. Packers 31-29(21:00) Chiefs def. Chargers 17-10(26:00) Texans def. Jaguars 24-20(31:35) Falcons def. Saints 26-24(36:55) Colts def. Steelers 27-24(42:15) Broncos def. Jets 10-9(47:35) SNF: Ravens def. Bills 35-10(52:45) 49ers def. Patriots 30-13(56:50) Bengals def. Panthers 34-24(1:00:55) Bears def. Rams 24-18(1:03:55) Raiders def. Browns 20-16(1:07:55) TNF: Cowboys def. Giants 20-15(1:13:10) MNF Preview: Titans at Dolphins & Seahawks at Lions Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Mike is still adjusting to life without Chris 4 times a week.(5:10) TNF: Cowboys at Giants(10:10) SUNDAY EARLY: Saints at Falcons(13:20) Bengals at Panthers(16:10) Rams at Bears(19:35) Vikings at Packers(23:25) Jaguars at Texans(25:35) Steelers at Colts(28:15) Broncos at Jets(30:35) Eagles at Buccaneers(34:30) SUNDAY LATE: Commanders at Cardinals(37:45) Patriots at 49ers(40:45) Chiefs at Chargers(42:40) Browns at Raiders(47:05) SNF: Bills at Ravens(49:30) MNF: Titans at Dolphins(52:00) MNF: Seahawks at Lions(54:30) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) The battle of Chris vs the Desk continues(3:50) #1 Jayden Daniels: "He's UNFLAPPABLE."(20:00) #2 Bo Nix: "They opened it up."(28:30) Underdogs: Why have we seen so many upsets this season?(32:45) #3 Trevor Lawrence: "Where did the guy who took over games go?"(43:00) #4 Eagles defense: Jalen Carter was incredible. Why doesn't he do this more often?(52:10) #5 Ravens run game: "You've got to be great at SOMETHING."(1:00:55) #6 Two Stats & a Lie: Can Chris spot the fake stat?(1:05:40) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: Big games coming for the Giants, Bills, and Seahawks. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) A YouTube commenter notices Chris' flippers(3:30) Vikings def. Texans(10:40) Eagles def. Saints(17:45) Ravens def. Cowboys(26:20) Steelers def. Chargers(32:45) Packers def. Titans(38:40) Rams def. 49ers(46:10) Broncos def. Buccaneers(51:30) SNF: Chiefs def. Falcons(53:50) Colts def. Bears(58:35) Giants def. Browns(1:03:15) Panthers def. Raiders(1:07:10) Lions def. Cardinals(1:12:35) Seahawks def. Dolphins(1:16:20) TNF: Jets def. Patriots(1:18:00) MNF Preview: Jaguars at Bills, Commanders at Bengals Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) We've improved Florio's headshot.(5:20) TNF: Patriots at Jets(10:35) SUNDAY EARLY: Giants at Browns(13:45) Bears at Colts(16:05) Texans at Vikings(19:40) Eagles at Saints(23:20) Chargers at Steelers(26:20) Broncos at Buccaneers(27:50) Packers at Titans(30:25) SUNDAY LATE: Panthers at Raiders(32:40) Dolphins at Seahawks(35:25) Lions at Cardinals(39:30) Ravens at Cowboys(42:00) 49ers at Rams(46:55) SNF: Chiefs at Falcons(51:15) MNF: Jaguars at Bills(52:40) MNF: Commanders at Bengals(54:40) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) "I think you could be a comedian if you wanted to."(4:20) #1 Falcons stunning comeback over Eagles(14:50) #2 Saints new-look offense destroys Cowboys(30:25) #3 Brian Flores’ Vikings defense stifles Shanahan again(46:15) #4 Lions offense struggles vs Buccaneers (59:30) #5 Panthers bench Bryce Young for Andy Dalton(1:08:00) #6 Fan Therapy: Hope for 0-2 teams?(1:14:20) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: Week 3 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Ahmed has a healthy drink, for a change(3:25) Chiefs def. Bengals(13:40) Saints def. Cowboys(23:00) Buccaneers def. Lions(29:00) Raiders def. Ravens(36:55) Vikings def. 49ers(45:00) Browns def. Jaguars(50:30) Packers def. Colts(55:00) Seahawks def. Patriots(58:35) Jets def. Titans(1:02:20) Commanders def. Giants(1:06:40) Steelers def. Broncos(1:11:25) Cardinals def. Rams(1:15:05) SNF: Texans def. Bears(1:20:40) Chargers def. Panthers(1:25:35) TNF: Bills def. Dolphins(1:29:25) MNF Preview: Falcons at Eagles Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Mike enlightens Chris on the origin of "Pizza pizza"(4:50) TNF: Bills at Dolphins(10:20) SUNDAY EARLY: Raiders at Ravens(13:05) Chargers at Panthers(17:50) Saints at Cowboys(21:20) Buccaneers at Lions(26:20) Colts at Packers(31:00) Browns at Jaguars(33:50) 49ers at Vikings(37:50) Seahawks at Patriots(40:15) Jets at Titans(42:35) Giants at Commanders(45:45) SUNDAY LATE: Rams at Cardinals(47:50) Steelers at Broncos(49:30) Bengals at Chiefs(52:00) SNF: Bears at Texans(54:25) MNF: Falcons at Eagles(57:45) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) We deep dive into Chris' old Lowe's commercial(5:20) Pick Six: Our new Wednesday podcast reminds Chris of some bad moments.(9:30) #1 Caleb Williams: What went wrong (or right)?(22:25) #2 Aaron Rodgers: How did he look in his return (vs a 49ers D that might have improved)?(37:00) #3 Kirk Cousins: Is it too early to panic?(49:15) #4 Packers: What will their strategy be without Jordan Love?(54:35) #5 RBs in New Places: Joe Mixon, Saquon Barkley, and others got off to a hot start.(1:00:00) #6 Fan Therapy: How hopeful (and hopeless) should Vikings and Jaguars backers be?(1:03:05) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: What Week 2 outcomes would blow our minds the most? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Welcome back to our live reactions to a past game(2:00) Texans def. Colts(8:15) Bills def. Cardinals(12:25) Dolphins def. Jaguars(17:45) Bears def. Titans(23:40) Steelers def. Falcons(30:10) Patriots def. Bengals(35:35) Cowboys def. Browns(40:25) Chargers def. Raiders(47:15) Buccaneers def. Commanders(52:10) Vikings def. Giants(56:20) Saints def. Panthers(1:00:25) Seahawks def. Broncos(1:03:50) Kickoff: Chiefs def. Ravens(1:08:45) Friday: Eagles def. Packers(1:13:25) SNF: Lions def. Rams(1:15:05) MNF: Jets at 49ers Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Mikes gloats about last season, and waxes poetic about pizza.(6:00) KICKOFF: Ravens at Chiefs(9:40) BRAZIL FRIDAY NIGHT: Packers vs Eagles(13:30) EARLY SUNDAY: Steelers at Falcons(16:55) Cardinals at Bills(20:40) Titans at Bears(22:50) Bengals at Patriots(24:55) Texans at Colts(27:05) Jaguars at Dolphins(29:45) Panthers at Saints(31:35) Vikings at Giants(35:35) LATE SUNDAY: Raiders at Chargers(37:25) Broncos at Seahawks(39:30) Cowboys at Browns(42:25) Commanders at Buccaneers(44:30) SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL: Rams at Lions(46:45) MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL: Jets at 49ers(49:45) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Nostrasimmsus is back(7:40) NFC Playoff Predictions(30:47) AFC Playoff Predictions(54:50) Super Bowl LIX(57:15) Awards: MVP, Damn! Okay Player of the Year, and more Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.