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Episode 78 - John Henson

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John Henson (Talk Soup, Wipeout) joins Greg and Alison to talk about the fight that nearly ruined Mother's Day, being on lockdown with a six and nine year old, matinee sex and more. We also talk about Elliot catching Alison cursing, Owen (O-1) being way too into fitness, and news stories about baby talk and the future of the childcare industry. Plus we take your emails and voicemails! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Princeton and NYU Discoveries in Action Lab (PANDA) https://discoveriesinaction.org/

May 20, 20201h 28m

Episode 77 - Baking and Gaslighting!

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So much family time! On the one hand, it should be valued and treasured. On the other, Alison is losing her mind. Perhaps you are too? Greg receives some incredible news and learns the meaning of the word "gaslight." And a listener wants to know if she should put her family planning on hold. All this and a baby name quiz! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Policygenius Shop the market and get insurance right at policygenius.com

May 6, 20201h 4m

Episode 76: Your Quarantine Libido

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Greg and Alison aren't really in the mood. Is anyone these days? Will there really be a post-pandemic baby boom? Plus news about dwindling driver's license numbers, sharing stress with your kids and a letter from Angelina Jolie whom Greg has met in person under less than ideal circumstances. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Policygenius Shop the market and get insurance right at policygenius.com

Apr 29, 20201h 9m

Episode 75 - LeeAnn Kreischer (Plus Bert Kreischer!)

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Greg and Alison are joined by LeeAnn Kreischer (Wife of the Party), with an appearance at the top by her husband Bert. They discuss breaking up sibling fights, fighting in general, how LeeAnn went from thinking she never wanted to get married to getting married and having two kids, raising chickens, homeschooling during quarantine and so much more. Plus being in the moment with your family, Greg playing the ponies and your answers to our shoplifting question. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Apr 22, 20201h 13m

Episode 74 - Should You Get Rid of Your Dog to Have a Baby?

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A caller wants to start a family but she has a middle-aged dog who isn't good around kids. What should she do? Alison and Greg disagree. Plus shingles, puzzles, conversations that everyone can hear and more including five solid ideas for keeping sanity in your family. And some tips on shoplifting.

Apr 15, 20201h 7m

Episode 73 - Alison Gets Mad at Greg

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Alison has a couple bones to pick with a certain someone on this episode! Plus we tackle how the virus has strained marriages but also created very funny situations, discuss news about the effects of stress on sperm, take a quiz to see who's the worse parent and so much more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Apr 8, 20201h 8m

Episode 72 - Baby Chicks and Guns

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Lockdown is wearing on Greg and Alison but they're trying (with varying levels of success) to stay positive. Also Greg let his daughter shave his head and Alison still feels guilty over an awkward neighborhood exchange. Plus how to celebrate your child's birthday while sheltering in place. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Policygenius Shop the market and get insurance right: policygenius.com

Apr 1, 20201h 5m

Episode 71 - The Upside Down V

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Greg and Alison connect from Venice and Burbank, respectively, to talk about sheltering in place and whether it's acceptable to listen in on your spouse's therapy session. Plus news about hospitals requiring women to labor alone, suggestions for creating a plan should you become ill, stock market talk, the silver lining and how to stay positive, voicemails, emails and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Native Deodorant Go to nativedeodorant.com and use the promo code CHILDISH for 20% off your first purchase

Mar 25, 20201h 4m

Episode 70 - Banned Baby Names!

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This week we're talking about being outsmarted by your own kids, the plusses and minuses of team sports, banned baby names, the dangers in letting grandparents watch the kids, spanking and how far too many people still do this, working through anger and so much more. Also we found our oldest listener! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Thrive Causemetics Go to thrivecausemetics.com/childish and use the code childish for 15% off Princeton and NYU Discoveries in Action Lab Go to discoveriesinaction.org

Mar 18, 202059 min

Ep 69Episode 69 - Literal Pillow Talk (with Christina P)

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After discussing the role of hormones on sexuality and how that affects relationships, Alison and Greg are joined by their second intentional guest Christina P of Your Mom's House and Where My Mom's At? They talk about Christina's past as a child performer, a scene study from Greg's theater days, Alison's discomfort with the discussion, cell phone germs, bidets, breeding recklessness, parenting siblings and so much more. We also break down how to discuss Coronavirus with your kids and how to avoid touching your face. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Perfect Bar Go to perfectbar.com/childish15 for 15% off your order HelloFresh Go to hellofresh.com/childish10 and use promo code childish10 for 10 free meals including shipping

Mar 11, 20201h 10m

Ep 68Episode 68 - Let Go of Your Perfectionism!

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Let go of your perfectionism! Imperfect Greg teaches you how. Plus news about introducing children and pets, reports that say active shooter drills are doing more harm than good, a search for our oldest listener and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! ButcherBox FREE GROUND BEEF FOR LIFE + $20 OFF https://www.butcherbox.com/childish/ Policy Genius Shop the market and get insurance right. https://www.policygenius.com/

Mar 4, 20201h 3m

Ep 67Episode 67 - Jimmy Pardo's Knob

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A mysterious pain is haunting Jimmy's left testicle! We endeavor to get to the bottom of it in this episode featuring our first intentional studio guest. He joins us to recap Valentine's day, discuss being the parent of an only child, talk airplane squabbles, birthstones, catchphrases, McDonald's meal options, financial indiscretions and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! ModCloth Go to modcloth.com and enter code CHILDISH at checkout for 15% off your order of $100 or more

Feb 26, 20201h 16m

Ep 66Episode 66 - The Honor System

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If kids under three are free to an amusement park and your kid turned three the day before, would you pay? Greg's answer will surprise you. Plus tax talk that is NOT BORING and will save you money, a discussion of irony, some wedding weather woes, mindfulness around your kids, married sex and so much more.

Feb 19, 20201h 5m

Ep 65Episode 65 - A Banana and Aplomb

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It's parent-teacher conference time and we have tips. Also, if you run into someone with whom you were once involved do you need to tell your spouse? What are the rules around hanging onto old love letters? Alison puzzles over the logistics of a steamy story involving fruit, Greg gets stood up at a pier, Alison takes a Tap-robics class, Greg gets nostalgic over his daughter's first job and so much more. Plus your calls! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Perfect Bar perfectbar.com/childish15

Feb 12, 20201h 5m

Ep 64Episode 64: Live from Sketchfest with Rob Paulsen

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Recorded live at the Gateway Theatre in San Francisco. Alison and Greg hit the stage during Sketchfest and are joined by superstar voice actor Rob Paulsen (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Animaniacs, Pinky and The Brain). They talk about birth order, home schooling, asthma, Rogaine, a car seat trick, some encouraging news out of Utah and so much more. Plus a special San Francisco-themed parenting game with the audience. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Policygenius https://www.policygenius.com/

Feb 5, 20201h 27m

Ep 63Episode 63 - Greg's Toxic Kentucky Fart

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Greg recently performed in the Bluegrass State and left a little something behind. Also he's gotten permission to visit a nude spa in Portland and he's planning on going all in. He and Alison discuss the awards they expect to receive for their bravery, the sanctimoniousness of awards shows, talking to your kids about the news, Evita (again), traveling, discipline and so much more. Plus news about "looping" teacher, Generation Alpha, and your emails.

Jan 29, 20201h 4m

Ep 62Episode 62 - The Wrong Hole

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A night of insomnia leads Alison to a startling epiphany which she needs to run by Greg and new producer Pete. Meanwhile Greg has a lot of say about the Gwyneth candle, the correct pronunciation of Genghis Khan and why you need to write down the cute things your kids say. Plus news stories about the rising cost of delivery and sexed up tortoises and a call from a listener who needs to know how much harder having two kids really is.

Jan 22, 20201h 2m

Episode 61 - Greg's Danish Crabs

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From crabs in Denmark to sharting in Venice, Greg and Alison tackle life's highs and lows. Plus a news story about predictors of your child's academic success, more info about chicken sex, classic rock, selfish teens, embarrassing word mispronunciations, the dangers of horseback riding, your emails and more.

Jan 15, 20201h 3m

Episode 60 - Happy New Year, Children!

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We check in on our 2019 predictions and make some new ones for 2020! Greg almost gets into a fistfight while skiing and Alison gets the band back together. Plus Alison opens a piece of fan mail on air that may or may not mention a threesome.

Jan 8, 20201h 3m

Episode 59 - Not a Holiday Show!

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Alison makes a woman cry (in a nice way). Plus an update on maggot season from an entomologist, a call about paving the way for a second child, your emails, a discussion about whether if you pay for extra leg room seats and then the plane is empty and everyone sits where they want that's a win or loss and more.

Dec 25, 20191h 6m

Episode 58 - The Chicken Situation Continues!

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A recap of Alison's trip to Hawaii and Greg's Mudbowl soccer game, a plan for top ten guests in 2020, career envy, a bid to connect a couple chicken lovers and more calls about chickens!

Dec 18, 20191h 0m

Greg and Alison Switch Places!

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How vicious do Greg and Alison get when they unleash their impressions of one another? Plus a call with Alison's dad and cameo by her mom, discussions of grocery shopping, medicine, news, emails, and highs and lows involving a lot of tears.

Dec 11, 20191h 4m

Episode 56: 3-way? Yes way!

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Which comedians do Greg and Alison feel sexual energy with? Will they ever have three ways with their partners? Plus Greg's enthusiastic plan to move to Leisure World, news about "likes," a caller who wants to know how to help her husband feel more connected to her pregnancy and more!

Dec 4, 201957 min

Episode 55: Maggots and Monkey Brains

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A particularly gross episode but at least we don't talk about chicken sex! Alison learns someone's been upset with her for two years. Plus the story of Greg's third arrest, news about rating teachers, a caller's question about her husband's new disgusting habit, a string of misunderstandings and some maggot solidarity.

Nov 27, 20191h 8m

Episode 54: Who Came First, The Hen or The Rooster?

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We continue down the rabbit hole of chicken sex and reveal shocking tales of Alison being an accomplice to cheating and Greg's second arrest. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Warby Parker WarbyParker.com/Childish Perfect Bar PerfectBar.com/Childish Stitch Fix StitchFix.com/Kids/Childish

Nov 20, 20191h 4m

Episode 53: A Chevrolet Built for Sex

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Greg shares the story of his first arrest. Alison gets a head-butt from Elliot as she watches O2 crawl for the first time. Plus an update from the caller whose husband suddenly, emphatically, doesn't want kids and news about sleep! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Away awaytravel.com/childish Policygenius policygenius.com

Nov 13, 20191h 6m

Episode 52: A Tingly Episode

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Greg and Alison compare notes about this year's Halloween and Alison shares a vivid dream. Plus news about a disastrous gender reveal and a call from a listener to set the record straight on chicken sex facts. Also, Alison has maggots in her shower! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! HelloFresh HelloFresh.com/Childish9

Nov 6, 20191h 4m

Episode 51: The Halloween Chicken!

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Our first themed podcast! Stories of Halloweens past and some recommendations for this year's holiday. Plus, a news story about a town that's putting a stop to trick-or-treaters over a certain age and a caller who needs help figuring out what do when his son wants to dress up as Elsa. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Stitch Fix StitchFix.com/Kids/Childish Marriage & Martinis MarriageAndMartinis.com Perfect Bar PerfectBar.com/Childish

Oct 30, 201959 min

Episode 50: Owen Calls In from College!

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Owen calls dad during the show and breaks the news: he wants to be a philosophy major… Meanwhile Alison and Greg discuss pacing in bed, ask some hard-hitting questions about chickens, and answer a caller's questions about PDA. Plus the return of Shout Out! Lastly, Alison shares some sad news about the loss of a friend's child. You can participate in a GoFundMe to build a playground in her memory at: www.gofundme.com/f/sophie039s-gift Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Warby Parker warbyparker.com/childish PANDA discoveriesinaction.org Michelin michelinman.com Shout Out! Bonds Baby Wondersuit Defense Soap

Oct 23, 201959 min

Episode 49: Next Time I'll…

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Not only do Greg and Alison discuss pubic grooming, to show their commitment to the show they've decided to have a baby together in 2020. Haven't heard about Your Mom's House going this far! Greg shares with Alison a trick he learned to reframe regrets, they discuss a new character with an opiate-addicted mom being introduced on Sesame Street and help listeners with questions about nudity in the home, rude neighbors, and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Policygenius policygenius.com PANDA discoveriesinaction.org Michelin michelinman.com Shout Out! How To Talk So Kids Will Listen & Listen So Kids Will Talk

Oct 16, 20191h 10m

Episode 48: Where the Babies Are

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Is there a "civil war" in comedy as some recent media reports have claimed? Alison and Greg are not on the same page. Plus Japan Airlines is telling passengers where the babies are seated ahead of time via a baby icon on the seating chart. And Greg reads some jokes from his 2003 SNL writing submission while Alison destroys property. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Perfect Bar PerfectBar.com/Childish HelloFresh HelloFresh.com/Childish80 Stitch Fix StitchFix.com/Kids/Childish Michelin MichelinMan.com

Oct 9, 20191h 13m

Episode 47: Potty Humor

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Elliot took a big step up to the toilet this week and he did it himself, kinda! Greg popped a rib out of his back sleeping on a houseboat in Seattle with the one percent. Plus vaping, Greg's back unit (not a pun), playing games with kids, and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Stitch Fix StitchFix.com/Kids/Childish Marvel Hero Tales apps.apple.com/us/app/marvel-hero-tales/id1449137879 Pact WearPact.com (promo code CHILDISH) Michelin MichelinMan.com

Oct 2, 20191h 16m

Episode 46: Adventures in Skinny Dipping

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How do you create an environment that best allows your kids to fully become who they are without putting your own crap on them? (Not literally. That's a felony in 12 states.) Greg and Alison discuss. Plus a conversation with O1 that Greg's been dreading, a phone call from preschool that causes Alison to panic, talk about Pink, Alec Baldwin, O2's first tooth, a question about potential verbal abuse, and skinny dipping stories. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Stitch Fix StitchFix.com/Kids/Childish Pact WearPact.com (promo code CHILDISH) Michelin MichelinMan.com Marvel Hero Tales apps.apple.com/us/app/marvel-hero-tales/id1449137879

Sep 25, 20191h 15m

Episode 45: Five Bombshells

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Big developments are afoot in Childish-land. Greg's son leaves for college and his daughter gets her driver's license. Alison's son starts preschool and switches from a crib to a toddler bed. A caller wonders if she should break the news to a friend that her husband isn't faithful. Plus some important soup talk, a discussion about intimacy, and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Pact WearPact.com (promo code CHILDISH) Michelin MichelinMan.com Marvel Hero Tales apps.apple.com/us/app/marvel-hero-tales/id1449137879 "Shout Out" Product Mentioned: Color My Bath Color Changing Bath Tablets

Sep 18, 20191h 8m

Episode 44: Childish Live with Andy Richter!

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Greg and Alison are joined by their first official guest Andy Richter for a live show recorded at The Comedy Store on Sept 3rd. The gang delve into Andy's recent separation, traveling with easily-embarrassed teenagers, rescue dogs, smug drinks, and more. Plus a game that didn't quite go as planned. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Pact WearPact.com (promo code CHILDISH) Michelin MichelinMan.com Marvel Hero Tales apps.apple.com/us/app/marvel-hero-tales/id1449137879

Sep 11, 20191h 16m

Episode 43: Greg Sends Alison Into a Shame Spiral

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Alison has a crazy update regarding the story she recently told about a bad experience with her first (male) gynecologist. Greg teases Alison for a controversial statement which sends her into a shame spiral. Plus sleeping in separate beds, apps for child-rearing, empowering music, and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Pact WearPact.com (promo code CHILDISH) National Geographic Kids shop.nationalgeographic.com (promo code CHILDISH) Michelin MichelinMan.com

Sep 4, 20191h 15m

Episode 42: Nudes, Sexting, and Greg's Virus

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Alison's anxiety over Elliot's potty training has eased (and hopefully so will Elliot's bowel movements). Greg gets a virus when a friend emails him some porn. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Bombas Bombas.com/CHILDISH Pact WearPact.com (promo code CHILDISH) Michelin MichelinMan.com

Aug 28, 20191h 6m

Episode 41: The Cult Next Door

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Alison is concerned that a cult has moved in next door. Greg spends some time hanging out with The Venice Dude and lamenting that Owen is leaving soon for college. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Away AwayTravel.com/CHILDISH (promo code CHILDISH) HelloFresh HelloFresh.com/CHILDISH80 (promo code CHILDISH80) Michelin MichelinMan.com

Aug 21, 20191h 7m

Episode 40: Puppies and Potties

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If you like dogs you will love this episode. Alison gives a potty training update and Greg shares tales from his 20th anniversary road trip. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! ButcherBox Butcherbox.com/CHILDISH (or enter CHILDISH at checkout) Simple Health SimpleHealth.com/CHILDISH (or enter CHILDISH at checkout) Michelin MichelinMan.com

Aug 14, 201958 min

Episode 39: Two Mommies One Daddy

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A listener looks for feedback on her polyamorous relationship, and Greg and Alison discuss their past sexual conquests. A very sexy episode. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Don't Wait Up SimonAndSchuster.com Canvas On Demand CanvasOnDemand.com/CHILDISH Michelin MichelinMan.com

Aug 7, 20191h 9m

Episode 38: A Visit From Ray

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Greg turns an innocent visit from Alison's contractor Ray into a full on confrontation. Greg responds to a fan who recently lost their shit at one of his shows. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Don't Wait Up SimonAndSchuster.com Canvas On Demand CanvasOnDemand.com/CHILDISH Michelin MichelinMan.com

Jul 31, 20191h 8m

Episode 37: EARTHQUAKE!

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The California earthquakes rocked Greg and Alison but didn't prevent JoJo from throwing a raucous Sweet 16 party. Plus advice for dealing with passive-aggressive mothers-in-law and an explosive diary entry about the best party an awkward teenage Alison ever attended. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Don't Wait Up simonandschuster.com Lola mylola.com (enter CHILDISH) Michelin michelinman.com

Jul 24, 20191h 10m

Episode 36: Alison is Better, Greg is the Same

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Despite a rocky weekend trip, Alison's mood has improved. Greg's dog is on a hunger strike and Alison insists Greg intervene. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Michelin MichelinMan.com

Jul 17, 20191h 9m

Episode 35: Greg's Up, Alison's Down

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Greg's good mood is clashing with Alison's gloomy one this week. Plus a historical quiz, a voicemail about manners, Elliot's first dentist visit, and Greg's continuing adjustment to his firstborn leaving the nest. And no episode ends without a good Explosive Diary. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Modern Fertility ModernFertility.com/CHILDISH Michelin MichelinMan.com

Jul 10, 20191h 2m

Episode 34: Greg Pervs Out

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Owen (One) busts Greg perving out but Greg makes up for it by getting O2 to laugh for the 1st time. Alison reads an explosive diary entry about how one day in the future she will read this diary entry. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Michelin MichelinMan.com

Jul 3, 20191h 8m

Episode 33: Drugs and Sex

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Greg just spent 4 days alone with his wife with the kids away and lived his best life. Alison on the other hand had to deal with Daniel having listened to the last episode. She is reminded once again that difficult discussions are the key to a healthy relationship. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Rockets of Awesome RocketsofAwesome.com/Childish (use promo code CHILDISH) Michelin MichelinMan.com

Jun 26, 20191h 5m

Episode 32: Getting Alison with Greg

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Luckily Daniel doesn't listen to the podcast because Alison has a lot to say this week. Owen (the original) graduates Tuesday and Greg will likely cry like a baby. Alison prepares to get high with Doug. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! HelloFresh HelloFresh.com/Childish80 and enter promo code CHILDISH80 Michelin michelinman.com

Jun 19, 20191h 1m

Episode 31: Shit Your Parents Say

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Greg and Alison recount their very different prom nights, and Alison describes a touching encounter with Daniel. Greg's son has his prom. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Michelin michelinman.com

Jun 12, 20191h 12m

Episode 30: Old Sperm

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Are zoos cruel? Does Alison have enough money? Should Greg shave his head? (He is going to anyway.) Also, your responses to whether you can work from home with kids and if it's ok to sexually harass your partner. Plus, how we lost our virginity. Like bad poetry? You're in luck. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Rockets of Awesome RocketsofAwesome.com/Childish StoryWorth StoryWorth.com/Childish Michelin michelinman.com

Jun 5, 20191h 4m

Episode 29: Greg's Almost Gay Experience

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Alison struggles with a nose zit and whether child leashes are immoral. Greg's explosive diary entry reveals a fascinating moment from his early adulthood. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Tru-Nut shop.tru-nut.com use code CHILDISH for 10% off Michelin michelinman.com

May 29, 20191h 8m