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Guinness has a new tallest family in the world. Half of parents are still supporting their adult children. Greg has a fan who's nuts for nuts and Alison is fretting about where to send Elliot to school. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Magic Spoon Promo code CHILDISH for $5 off at magicspoon.com/childish Shopify For a free 14-day trial go to shopify.com/childish Sunday Lawn Care Get 20% off your custom plan at getsunday.com/childish20

Girl Scouts, Boy Scouts or together, whose side are you on? Plus burnout explorers, an update on Greg's nuts, an email from an almond, traveling with a three year old, Greg's trip to Chicago, your calls and parents against football. And someone is now standing up to pee! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Sunday Lawn Care Get 20% off your custom plan at getsunday.com/childish20 Policy Genius Shop the market & save on insurance at policygenius.com ChimeSign up at chime.com/childish

Are Greg and Alison jealous of each other's phase of parenting? Plus a bill to get rid of the time change, edibles that look like children's candy, fantasy careers, eulogies, Greg's prized cashews and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Dame Go to dameproducts.com/childish for 15% off site-wide Magic Spoon Go to magicspoon.com/childish and use promo code CHILDISH for $5 off your order Daily Harvest Go to dailyharvest.com/childish for up to $40 off Reel Paper Go to reelpaper.com/childish and use promo code CHILDISH for 30% off your first order

Bunks beds are threatening Alison's sanity and Greg is living for JoJo's imminent return. People are losing their minds over a mother feeding her baby rare steak and a teacher was fired for reading a book about butts. Will Alison make it to Greg's St. Patrick's Day Show? Place your bets now. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Sunday Lawn Care Get 20% off your custom plan at getsunday.com/childish20 Policy Genius Shop the market & save on insurance at policygenius.com Prose Free in-depth hair consultation and 15% off your first order at prose.com/childish Dame Go to dameproducts.com/childish for 15% off site-wide

Owen's first experience with Chinese food is exhilarating. Greg travels around the country visiting his kids and a mom bribes her son to stay off social media. Meanwhile Alison keeps her cool while losing a chunk of hair to a children's toy. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! JUST Egg Really good eggs. ChimeSign up at chime.com/childish ReelGo to reelpaper.com/childish for 30% off Dame Go to dameproducts.com/childish for 15% off site-wide Daily Harvest For up to $40 off your first box go to dailyharvest.com/childish

Elliot is a year older, Greg is confused about Valentine's Day and there will be no talk about the Olympics. Plus, why you shouldn't say "be careful" to your kids and a surprising developmental upside to the lockdown. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Sunday Lawn Care Get 20% off your custom plan at getsunday.com/childish20 JUST Egg Really good eggs. ExpressVPN Get 3 extra months free expressvpn.com/childish Prose Get 15% off your first order at prose.com/childish Dame Go to dameproducts.com/childish for 15% off site-wide Policy Genius Shop the market & save on insurance at policygenius.com

Greg and Alison decide to prepare themselves for the apocalypse. Also they discuss their love of showtunes. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Songfinch Go to songfinch.com and use code CHILDISH for $20 off your own custom song Daily Harvest Go to dailyharvest.com/childish for up to $40 off your first box. Chime Get started today at chime.com/childish Justegg Really good eggs. Cometeer Save $20 off your first order at cometeer.com/childish Dame Go to dameproducts.com/childish for 15% off site-wide

Empty nest at Greg's house and an empty toilet at Alison's. Plus a baby boom in the Nordic countries, strife between Kim and Kanye, your calls and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Reel Go to reelpaper.com/childish for 30% off PolicyGenius Shop the market & save on insurance at policygenius.com Prose Free in-depth hair consultation and 15% off your first order at prose.com/childish Cometeer Save $20 off your first order at cometeer.com/childish Justegg Really good eggs. Dame Go to dameproducts.com/childish for 15% off site-wide

Let's see if Greg beat Alison again at last year's predictions. Plus twins born in different years, Greg's empty nest, a voicemail about childhood song parodies and Alison's infirmary. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Daily Harvest For up to $40 off your first box go to dailyharvest.com/childish Dame For 15% off site wide go to dameproducts.com/childish Chime Sign up at chime.com/childish ExpressVPN Get three free months at expressvpn.com/childish

Alison gets a tasty mouthful and Greg heads to Florida on his race to catch Covid. Greg and Alison prepare their predictions, discuss baby talk and debate whether Alison will take mushrooms. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Omaze Go to omaze.com/childish and use promo code CHILDISH20 for 20 extra entries PolicyGenius Shop the market & save on insurance at policygenius.com

While Greg is busy night golfing, Owen puts cheek to diaper. That's right: The Childishverse is buzzing with news of Owen's bi-daily movements! Also, noisy toys, ding dong ditch, a truly low low, Ariel from Little Mermaid and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! StoryWorth Save $10 on your purchase at Storyworth.com/childish Raycon Use code HOLIDAY at buyraycon.com/child for 15% off Stance stance.com BeanBox Go to beanbox.com/childish and use promo code CHILDISH for 15% off purchases of $40 or more Omaze omaze.com/childish

Alison prepares stuffing to go down to OC and Greg pumps up the soccer ball for the big neighborhood tournament. Plus first responder Barbie, how to get your kid to open up to you, a dead body and a quiz of sorts about new math. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Stance stance.com ExpressVPN Go to expressvpn.com/childish PolicyGenius When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right policygenius.com Little Passports Go to littlepassports.com and use promo code CHILDISH

Greg's wife breaks her wrist, Alison launches a new podcast and we discuss the worst smells of our lives. Plus news stories about the social impact of childhood allergies and whether violent video games lead to real life violence. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Omaze Go to Omaze.com/childish and use promo code childish20 for 20 extra entries Stance stance.com Bean Box Get 15% off with promo code childish at Beanbox.com Chime Sign up now at chime.com/childish Raycon BuyRaycon.com/child for up to 20% off

Alison causes Greg to have an existential crisis by asking if he deserves to be in the presence of Chris Martin. She takes no responsibility though because 73% of her brain is busy being anxious in advance of a routine surgery. Greg meanwhile may have golfed with the wrong handsome TV star. Plus breaking vaccine news, things you wish your kids didn't find and a voicemail about children's programming. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! PolicyGenius Shop the market & save on insurance at policygenius.com

Greg's eldest has turned 21 and Alison's youngest is still holding his poop. Plus Greg's Judd Apatow-organized benefit, Alison's social media bacchanal, flu vaccines for pregnant women, sobering child abuse stats, a binaural beats update and calls about restaurant recs, sunflower seeds and girthy finds. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Raycon Go to buyraycon.com/child to save 15% Chime Banking that has your back: chime.com/childish Omaze Go to Omaze.com/childish and enter promo code CHILDISH for more chances to win.

Greg's on the East Coast tending to his mom while Alison is being woken up in the middle of the night by Owen's boogie bubble. And some news stories about parental consent for vaccines, a twin surrogate, a dangerous product recall and more. Plus an amazing voicemail which asks a question for the ages: Is it a persimmon? Is it a foot? And Greg's gambling win! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Dame Get 15% off by going to dameproducts.com/childish PolicyGenius Shop the market & save on insurance at policygenius.com Chime Banking that has your back: chime.com/childish StoryWorth Go to storyworth.com/childish for $10 off your first purchase

After a funny story about his friend Norm MacDonald, Greg and Alison talk about their week. Greg's trying out a new depression cure and Alison is attending preschool. Greg handily out-lows Alison once again while Alison finds herself breaking up an actual fight between her boys. Plus vaccine approval for kids coming sooner than you might think, surprising news about screen time, calls about life insurance and the sex talk and more! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! American Girl Bitty Baby Go to AmericanGirl.com/bbpodcast and use promo code: Childish Chime Banking that has your back: chime.com/childish Dame Get 15% off by going to dameproducts.com/childish

Greg and Alison respond to a listener's complaint that all they talk about is urine, urinals and poop by talking about dildos, poop and losing their virginity. Also Reese Witherspoon's parenting struggles, a news story that says moms who don't get enough sleep age faster, Greg's mountain biking adventure, Owen's blowout, lunchbox talk and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! American Girl Bitty Baby Go to AmericanGirl.com/bbpodcast and use promo code: Childish PolicyGenius Shop the market & save on insurance at policygenius.com

Alison tweaked her neck and is on drugs so Greg has offered to carry her for this show, just like the footprints in the sand story. Greg performed in front of a masked crowd and was rattled by the lack of audience feedback. Everyone is tapping everything into the universe and Greg is asking how long we all want to live. We also talk about the best board games for kids, how to increase confidence, fresh clean dogs and butt stuff. Our Lovely Sponsors! American Girl Bitty Baby Go to AmericanGirl.com/bbpodcast and use promo code: Childish Magic Spoon Go to magicspoon.com/childish and use promo code: Childish for $5 off Dame Get 15% off by going to dameproducts.com/childish

Greg visits Texas and goes on the Joe Rogan podcast and Alison has a Covid scare. A study says maybe it isn't so bad for kids to be obsessed with princess culture. Just because Mila and Ashton aren't bathing their children that doesn't mean you shouldn't. Greg claims he doesn't smell and he thinks Alison might Canadian? Plus, when should you have the birds and the bees discussion? Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Dame Get 15% off by going to dameproducts.com/childish PolicyGenius Shop the market & save on insurance at policygenius.com

The Fitzdogs got family tattoos and now Greg and Erin are going on a camping trip and leaving their adultish children home alone for the first time. What's the worst that could happen? Meanwhile Elliot took his own piggy bank money to Target and used some of it to buy a gift for O-2! A study conclusively shows spanking is detrimental and Chicago Public Schools are making condoms available to students as young as fifth grade. A caller's daughter told a bald-faced-or-is-it-bold-faced lie and another caller needs to feel it. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Dame Get 15% off by going to dameproducts.com/childish American Girl Bitty Baby Go to AmericanGirl.com/bbpodcast and use promo code: Childish

Seventeen minutes of strength training has nearly killed Alison but still, she wants to fight Greg's former producer. Greg met a celebrity who had a huge influence on his comedy and then did beer bongs with his niece and her friends (he did not partake). Plus pediatric cavities, high school biology, the fourth of July, twin sister surrogacy and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Dame Get 15% off by going to dameproducts.com/childish PolicyGenius Shop the market & save on insurance at policygenius.com

Greg gets breakfast in bed and Alison is embarrassed by an off color remark. Alison guesses the top names of babies in 2020. Spoiler alert: Donald and Melania are no longer number one. Greg also gushes about playing golf with legendary Joe Pesci and Alison laments losing her voice during a VO session. Our Lovely Sponsors! HelloFresh Go to hellofresh.com/childish14 and use code childish14 for up to 14 free meals PolicyGenius Shop the market & save on insurance at policygenius.com

Greg ate an entire lobster dinner in the back of a Lyft and still maintains a perfect score and yet Alison has been nothing but delightful and has a 4.9? What is the meaning of this? We explore this injustice before delving into stories involving children stealing their parents' cars and how to talk to teenagers. Plus JoJo's prom, Alison's voice, whether Greg is "funny," codependency and more. And your voicemails and emails. Our Lovely Sponsors! Sunday Go to GetSunday.com/childish for $20 off your custom lawn plan PolicyGenius Shop the market & save on insurance at policygenius.com StoryWorth Go to storyworth.com/childish for $10 off your first purchase

O1 is back home and Greg's shaving his balls outside. Alison went to Disneyland and we compare notes about our respective Mother's Days. Ever look at something online and instead of envy you experience the opposite? Relief that you aren't doing what's being pictured? Alison experiences intense GIMO (Glad I'm Missing Out) when she sees people post tour dates. Greg agrees the logistics of travel suck ass, which is why he only flies via private, first class, or coach. Plus your lullabies and a 13 year old who's allowed to watch Law and Order: SVU. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! HelloFresh Go to HelloFresh.com/childish12 and use code childish12 for up to 12 free meals ManScaped Go to Manscaped.com and use code childish 20% off w/ free shipping

A big fan of the show writes in and calls Alison a honking seal and a snake that's eating its own tail. How can it be both? Plus a baby is born on a Hawaiian flight by a mother who didn't know she was pregnant. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Sunday Go to GetSunday.com/childish for $20 off your custom lawn plan PolicyGenius When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right. policygenius.com

A new study shows that "masculine" fathers are more effective in parenting their young children. And drumroll please... after a WEEK, Owen2 finally drops a deuce. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Sunday Go to GetSunday.com/childish for $20 off your custom lawn plan StoryWorth Go to storyworth.com/childish for $10 off your first purchase Pandora Discover a world of jewelry at us.pandora.net/childish HelloFresh Get up to 12 free meals by going to HelloFresh.com/childish12

Greg's low once again annihilates Alison's. She waltzed right into it! Plus Facebook mama drama, a baby monitor that picks up Scottish porn, Greg crashing his sister's car and whether birth order affects personality. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! StoryWorth Go to storyworth.com/childish for $10 off your first purchase PolicyGenius When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right. policygenius.com Sunday Go to GetSunday.com/childish for $20 off your custom lawn plan

Some of our past guests leave us celebratory messages and we reminisce about what a long strange trip it's been. Plus Greg's tips for airplane sleep, Alison's roller coaster of a playdate, a progressive New Zealand policy and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Sunday Go to GetSunday.com/childish for $20 off your custom lawn plan StoryWorth Go to Storyworth.com/childish for $10 off your order

Greg shares some exciting news and also mispronounces Dua Lipa's name in a way that makes Alison think of vaginas. We talk about the length of time pot stays in breastmilk, the horrors of spanking, and Mandy Moore comparing childbirth to an acid trip. Plus we celebrate women sharing the real truth about motherhood while Alison tries to stay relaxed about a potty training regression. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! PolicyGenius When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right. policygenius.com Adam and Eve Use offer code childish at adamandeve.com Lemonaid Health Only $5 for your first month at lemonaidhealth.com/childish

A Seattle dad feeds his daughter with a beer bong and a younger wife wonders how to tell her older husband to spruce up his appearance. Plus #FreeDrSeuss, picking, Owen falling off the bed and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Lemonaid Health Only $5 for your first month at lemonaidhealth.com/childish Sunday Lawn Care $20 off your custom lawn plan at GetSunday.com/childish Adam and Eve Use offer code childish at adamandeve.com

A lot is being revealed this week. The inventor of the gender reveal party revealed she regrets this abomination. Fauci revealed he thinks schools can reopen safely. And we reveal the results of our question about whether you find our voices annoying. The answers might shock you. Plus Alison's get rich quick scheme, Greg's voice class, both Owens and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Lemonaid Health Only $5 for your first month at lemonaidhealth.com/childish PolicyGenius When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right. policygenius.com

A listener criticizes Alison's voice, calling it "singsongy" to which she trills a response. We talk about twins having babies on the same day, a lack of true highs and lows, working from home with little kids, people favoring hopeful sounding baby names, best and worst states to raise a family and more. Plus your calls. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Lemonaid Health Only $5 for your first month at lemonaidhealth.com/childish

This week we tackle sibling rivalry and marital conflict! Anyone want to buy 400 dollars worth of unused ship shelving? Plus an ethical quandary involving cheating, toilet paper, inaugural programming for kids, Led Zeppelin, must watch documentaries, costly parties and more! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Lemonaid Health Only $5 for your first month at lemonaidhealth.com/childish Policygenius Shop the market and get insurance right at policygenius.com

We revisit last year's predictions to see who got it right and make some new predictions. Plus Greg's mother's time in a women's prison, Elliot's breakthrough, Alison's bidet, toddler lies, Greg's father's finances, the difference between lockstep and goosestep and so much more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! GreenChef Visit greenchef.com/childish90 and use code childish90 for $90 off

We take a very brief look back before diving into Greg's special Christmas tree moment with his family, Elliot's huge leap forward, virtual Santa visits, a sad Covid diagnosis, an awkward family watchathon and more. Plus your emails and social media responses! Thank you for listening and watching in 2020! See you next year! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! StoryWorth Go to storyworth.com/childish for $10 off

It's our second anniversary (observed) and we couldn't have done it without you, our wonderful listeners! Greg's mom is in town and she's cleaning up on the golf course and at the poker table. Elliot remembers his first dream while Alison experiences a dark night of the soul. Plus men's restrooms, foster-to-adopt, scavenger hunts, Thanksgiving, your emails and the return of Shout Out. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! PolicyGenius When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right. policygenius.com

Elliot promises to make a Christmas loaf for the holidays while Greg and his daughter discover the Eric Andre Show. Moms in Utah are allegedly refusing to test their symptomatic kids for Covid and Alison gets sucked into cult programming. Did you know Greg had a ferret? Will Childish return to weekly programming? The debate rages on. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! StoryWorth Get $10 off when you go to storyworth.com/childish

This episode was recorded on Election Day and Greg and Alison haven't felt this nervous since they auditioned for Childish. Alison's been fighting insomnia with something Greg has dubbed the Platonic 69. Elliot chucked a pool noodle at his cousin on Halloween. Greg filled his week with a host of outdoor activities but worries about what his daughter is missing out on. Plus news about all the young adults moving back home and your calls and emails. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Policygenius Shop the market and get insurance right. policygenius.com

Greg emerges from his weeklong quarantine to discuss Alison's accidental profanity in front of her children. And Greg's 12-15 words of Spanish let him down when he needs them most. Plus problematic Disney movies, tipping practices, Jeff Toobin's Zoom incident, a lady limo driver, a cafe that doesn't do change, your emails, a Fitzdog home tour and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Greg gets some special hangout time with his daughter and Alison realizes she's allowed her three year old to call the shots. Plus news stories about the cost of having kids and increasing substance use among parents. And a listener wants to know if she should say something about what her friends are feeding their baby. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Laurel Springs School Go to laurelsprings.com/childish to get your registration fee waived Purrble Go to purrble.com/childish use code CHILDISH for 10% off at checkout Policygenius Shop the market and get insurance right. policygenius.com

Alison does something silly to make Elliot laugh and then he asks her to do it over and over. A listener wants to know how many chuggas come before choo choo. So many comedians are leaving LA, will the Fitzdogs follow suit? Plus grandmas, a couple who knowingly sent their Covid-positive kid to high school, mass fires and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Greg goes to Catalina Island to make up for the summer camp experience he never had and Alison watches as Elliot gets Daniel kicked off an important work call. A listener wants to know if it's ok to sell a sentimental (to the giver) gift she received but doesn't like. Plus cyberbullying, politics, rats, dieting, reselling gifts and more! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Laurel Springs School Go to laurelsprings.com/childish to get your registration fee waived Rockets of Awesome Go to rocketsofawesome.com/childish and use promo code CHILDISH for 20% off your first box. Policygenius Shop the market and get insurance right. policygenius.com

Can you be happily married but fantasize about divorce? Greg and Alison weigh in plus Greg evades Alison's personal questions, Alison argues with Daniel over Elliot's hair, a study says pregnant moms shouldn't touch marijuana and we tell you why the kitchen might be the best place for virtual school. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Rockets of Awesome Go to rocketsofawesome.com/childish and use promo code CHILDISH for 20% off your first box.

Greg went to a shooting range and turns out he isn't the expert marksman he thought he might be. Elliot is repeating something Alison told him and she's worried she's done him a disservice. And Greg microdosed—an hour before this episode. Plus your calls and news stories. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Laurel Springs School Go to laurelsprings.com/childish to get your registration fee waived Rockets of Awesome Go to rocketsofawesome.com/childish and use promo code CHILDISH for 20% off your first box. Policygenius Shop the market and get insurance right. policygenius.com

Greg's celebrating an especially great meal this week and Alison's gone off the rails in search of the perfect hose storage solution. Plus news stories about the benefits of a family dog and whether young children transmit COVID. Are the English repressed? A caller takes issue with something Greg said and invites him to come to the UK when this pandemic nonsense is behind us. And another caller wants to know how young is too young to become a dad. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

One listener calls in to us know he approves of Greg's oral sex advice while another offers some bidet tips that leave us questioning the benefits of bidets. We also talk about news involving whether schools should reopen, a Boy Scouts activity pin recall, and a study saying moms are happier when kids go to bed early. Plus sibling rivalry, acne, a pledge to better ourselves and a kitchen table that got a workout. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Laurel Springs School Go to laurelsprings.com/childish to get your registration fee waived Policygenius policygenius.com

Greg and Alison recap Father's Day and discuss placement of tattoos and what it means. Alison's low has her wondering if she wants another child while Greg's has him feeling like a bad friend. Plus news stories about parental role-playing and a pandemic-related baby bust along with your emails including one about developmental milestones. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

We asked you to share with us the weirdest things of your parents you've stumbled across and wow, your answers did not disappoint! We also talk about whether to take your children to protests, Greg's new game show, Father's Day, good and bad Father's Day gifts, a news story that says anesthesia in childhood might lead to substance abuse later and so much more. We also take your calls and emails. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! StoryWorth Discover Family Stories That You Never Knew storyworth.com/childish

Bob Saget joins the show to talk about parenting three adult daughters, discussing racism with children, barnyard porn, cooking, his new podcast Bob Saget's Here for You and more. We also talk about Owen (O-2)'s first steps and some tough decisions about preschools reopening. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Policygenius Shop the market and get insurance right at policygenius.com