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A Bunch of Dusty Old C*nts (ep 67)

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Darrell Calvillo, open piper from SoCal, is in studio with us as he was in town doing a gig with Fooko. We go on the rip and ignore him for the most part. Josh calls everyone the C word and Fooko gets drunk and fanboys out on the Wake crew. Nothing is accomplished so why listen. Pipe Band Fail of the Week: Fake Fail: https://youtu.be/bW_8h8PwTEQ Real Fail: https://soundcloud.com/pipersdojo/255-long-form-chat-with-andy-fusco-5072019 Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://www.facebook.com/VATatt/videos/444935329412519/ ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

May 17, 20191h 15m

Ovarian Fortitude (ep 66)

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Fooko is in Albany, NY for the Piper's Dojo Tuning Clinic and calls in to Josh to fit one in. We talk about whether clitoris size matters and if piping down south is a better option for Rab to stream than in NI. Fooko tells a great funeral disaster story and respond to all the feedback about the New Plan. We hit a new Fail and Win of the week and finally recap funny stories of the Dojo Tuning clinic. Tune and and feel free to let us know what you think! Fail of the week: Was sent privately as a download so we can't show it Win of the Week: https://www.facebook.com/VATatt/videos/974513972752633/ ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

May 8, 20191h 17m

A New Plan (ep 65)

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On this weeks episode, the gents go through the news of pipe bands for the week, review some more happenings from the Las Vegas Highland Games, and put themselves up for Fails of the Week. Then we get into the topic of changing the training program again to see if taking Fooko out of the loop helps the situation. They get drunk and talk in circles for way too long but hey, that's what why were here right? ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

May 2, 20191h 53m

Big Gay Phoenix (ep 64)

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Apologies for the delay on this one. Most of the Chanter Rant recording gear was stolen the weekend of the games so we had to scramble a bit to get caught up. We lost so much great material! We catch up on the happenings of the Las Vegas Highland Games, tell some stories of various ranters and their visit to Vegas and then pass out in a stupor. Check it out! Fail of the week: https://www.facebook.com/219997534859254/videos/280718912862021/ Win of the week: https://www.facebook.com/camilikins/videos/10157298802214884/ ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Apr 26, 20191h 25m

Tomorrow's Going to be Worse (ep 63)

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Ozzy has been in Vegas for a week and had declared herself not worthy to hang. We get into stories of partying all week and what it's like to play with the Band that Shall Not be Named. Finally we chronicle Ozzy's experience with The Most Energetic Man in the World, Cyclone Jack. Enjoy. ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Apr 17, 20191h 35m

The Ozbroad Cummeth (ep 62)

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Aussie Ausbroad arrives in Vegas and we put her right to work on the show. Still reeling from her trip back in time, we get her drunk and talk shit not even a little related to piping. Discussions are had about the future whirlwind of Vegas debauch that is coming to her, what it's like to be in Vegas and what she want's to accomplish while here (that doesn't include filling the ovaries). Watch out! ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Apr 10, 20191h 20m

Richard Parkes Gets a Blumpkin (ep 61)

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No longer content to live in obscurity, the guys finally suck enough d*ck to get someone of value on the show and then completely chanter rant the whole thing. Mega star Callum Blowmont and Matt "King Dong" Wilson join the guys to drink some beers and talk some shit. We wouldn't say so much it happened as it more happened to them. Can someone get these two ijeets a producer so they can pull a half decent interview together?! Special guests: Callum Beaumont (Triumph Street) and Matt Wilson (Field Marshall) ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Apr 5, 20191h 27m

The Sh*t Version of a Karaoke Track (ep 60)

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The reviews are in: St Patrick's Day was a smashing success, if by success you mean sh*t attacks, lame cover bands, and rough rides home. But at least some economics happened. The guys get in to all the things that happened on St Patrick's Day 2019 and likely make some enemies in the process. It's been awhile since we got angry emails so here's to pissing people off! Enjoy! Fail of the Week: https://youtu.be/zrZOHoMzjSA ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Mar 26, 20191h 13m

The Love Boat (ep 59)

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Fooko is back from the Dissonance of the Seas and the guys get right in to it. They discuss St Patrick's Day planning, what was the Dojo University Cruise like and Fooko's taste in men. Take a listen! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu31brlFVq_/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=zv52ev2ff37n Pipe Band Win of the Week: Piper’s Dojo Cruise sold out? https://www.facebook.com/nancy.nasonguss/videos/2788860161154542/?notif_id=1552625765305314&notif_t=feedback_reaction_generic_tagged ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Mar 20, 20191h 33m

A Cacophony of Bollocks (ep 58)

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While Fooko absconds on a booze cruise with his secret lover Andrew Douglas, Fireman Bill stops by to fill the bearded one's chair and the boys discuss upcoming St. Paddys plans, the war on service bands, and butt stuff. A new member is added to the Chanter Rant Cast: Dilly. Still want a free sticker? Send in them iTunes reviews! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bur31BHFEIj/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link https://www.facebook.com/ian.mcgregor.984/videos/635701529787487/ ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Mar 15, 20191h 12m

The Cure for Super-Herpes (ep57)

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Fooko is back on the booze! The boys celebrate by reading some listener reviews from iTunes, and then immediately Josh loses his shit on the comments section's response to last week's episode. Ozzy Ozbroad's hit corner returns, and when their scheduled guest goes MIA the gents "make lemonade out of f#$%ing lemons" and bring back the classic Never Have I Ever with surprise guest MLK. Still want a free sticker? Send in them iTunes reviews! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://www.facebook.com/Wave89/videos/996576017199956/ Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://youtu.be/YZZDtRI_xMQ?t=7 ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Mar 6, 20191h 25m

Guilt by Association (ep 56)

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Oh the boys stir it up this time and go back to the topic of associations. This can't be good for anyone, especially our heroes. They do the usual BS and read some fan mail and voicemails, start a war with Rab, and shit on someone playing pipes on the internet. Then they have an in depth discussion on what should the associations be doing for us, at a bare minimum. Check it out! Please write a review (on iTunes specifically) to get your free sticker. Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYoZoEau5UU&t=126s ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Feb 26, 20191h 26m

10 Reasons You're a Sh*tty Bandmate (ep 55)

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Doogie stops by to shit on his fellow band mates in Inveraray and District Pipe Band. You won't want to miss this one! Find out why Stuart is incompetent as a leader, why he hates playing for this band and other controversial things. Hold on... maybe that was a dream I had instead of a show. We did fall asleep while Andrew was talking. I guess we'll have tune in to find out too. Cheers! Don't forget to get your free bagpipe lesson at www.dojouniversity.com/musicalcunilingus ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Feb 19, 20191h 15m

We Won't Rock You (ep 54)

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Leave the kids outside for this one folks! Coleen Hamstring is back on the show to help us try to make a decent show for once. The Los Angeles Scots are on Grey's Anatomy TONIGHT and Colin is here to talk about the experience of being a pipe band on a major TV show and contrast that with being on the worlds worst podcast. Wonderful submissions from the audience this week so thanks to them for sending in great stuff! Sorry for the sound quality issues. Skype is crap. Someday we'll figure it out. Special Guest: Colin Armstrong, PM LA Scots ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Feb 14, 20191h 8m

Urination Frustration (ep 53)

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Lots of things going on this week... Joe Brady goes on the Piper's Dojo Audio Experience and the guys play clips and then take issue with everything said. A small tribute to a lost #oneofthesix, then in true form go right into funny kilted urination stories. Finally, we announce the winner of the first monthly swag raffle. Get in on that one folks! All you got to do is become a patreon member and your automatically entered! Join us for another shit show. ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Feb 6, 20191h 25m

Last Man Standing (ep 52)

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The guys are back from their trip to Winter Storm and have some things to report about the wall of dildos and Josh invoking the Greek God Pusstacles. They talk about meeting Joe Brady and go into some thoughts on the upcoming (now past) Burns Night events that happen every year. They also celebrate the official end of Year Zero CR. So lets toast to a prosperous 2nd year of these aholes! ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Jan 30, 20191h 22m

Winter Storm Cummeth (ep51)

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Well we made it there and back again... Winter Storm. This episode, which may be our last, is cock full of bits and music from the weekend. The guys get a chance to catch up to quite a few important people in the industry and ask them stupid questions. Music from the concert also included from some of the worlds best... Stuart Liddell, Richard Parkes, Fred Morrison, Steven McWhirter, and more. Interviews include Andrew Elliot, Jason Paguio, Ross Miller, Cameron MacDougal, Calum Beaumont and Lord Vader... Richard Parkes. ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Jan 23, 20191h 16m

Bitched Out (ep 50)

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Holy shnikies! It only took a year but the boys are finally starting to turn into a real piping podcast. Can it last?! This week the show dives into a couple new segments... "Dear Chanter Rant", an advice column, and "Pipe Band Fails", listener submissions of bad piping in action. Let us know what you think of the new segments by rating and reviewing the show! It better be 5 stars too or we'll send our security force after you... i.e. retired cop #FUJoeBrady. ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Supprot the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Jan 15, 20191h 15m

Big Bad Bourbon (ep 49)

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This week, the guys take on Honey Bourbon, a member of the Hawthorne Pipe Band in Melbourne AUS and work diligently to get him to the point with little to no success. With the loss of Bill Merriman, a giant in the West Coast US piping scene, they take on the subject of systems for pipe band and what affect Bill and the Prince Charles Pipe Band has on the San Francisco piping scene and how Hawthorne Pipe Band positively affects their home area. Oh and Honey gets drunk and Fooko farts into the microphone for good measure. Cheers! ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Jan 8, 20191h 13m

Root You! (ep 48)

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The boyz wrap up an amazing year by reviewing some favourite moments in the show from 2018. We get some further clarity on Australian slang and why you must follow Honey Bourbon on Snapchat (honeybourbon1). Songs are sung, drinks are drank, we might have discussed pipes by the end. Maybe. Tune in to find out! ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Jan 1, 20191h 8m

Choked and Pegged (ep 47)

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In an episode reminiscent of the Big Gracenote Rant, things go tits up with Handsome Tony on the show. He takes us through the origin of his nickname, some other stuff about something and we spend 3 minutes getting advice on our 2019 trip to Winter Storm in Kansas City. The list of guests we need to have back on when we are sober and have a good show is rising steadily. Best of luck on this one. We ain't the worlds worst bagpiping podcast without reason. Special Guest: Tony "#chokedandpegged" Karcz ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Dec 27, 201858 min

We Hate Everything About Outlander (ep 46)

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Lots of fun to be had this week. The boys hear from all kinds of characters, including Meat Loaf Kelly's vagina, Fast Eddie, and the legend himself, Honey Bourbon. We play a game of Pipe Band Fails, Aussie Broad calls everyone out for not following through and we discuss with a true Outlander fan why Outlander is a shiite show. Or is it? Special Guest: The Queen of Mean... Babs "Haterade" Johnson ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Dec 18, 20181h 15m

The Worlds Douchiest A-Team (ep 45)

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Oh this ones a doozy. We talk to Andrew Hoinacki, the Drum Sergeant of the City of Chicago Pipe Band, about whether stick head size really matters, Handsome Tony's #shrapnel, and many other ludicrous subjects. We also find out whos who in the worlds worst A-Team. Oh and Ozzy Ozbroad gets called out by a rival competitor for the big Vegas Games Grade 4 showdown! Enjoy! Oh, and their might even be an appearance by lord of evil himself, Darth Parkes! ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Dec 12, 20181h 17m

Don't Bother Learning Their Names (ep 44)

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Two serious shows in a row, are you friggin' kidding me! #FUJoeBrady comes on the show to talk about his method for transitioning students to the pipes and then into the band. This is of course after 45 minutes of the guys messing with the poor guy. Then Joe gives the best advice of all... marry a doctor. Check it out inside this weeks episode! ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Dec 5, 20181h 39m

10 Clues That Your Pipe Major Sucks (ep 43)

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Does your Pipe Major suck? Are you SURE? Well we're not sure, so we brought in our good friend and human sleep aid Andrew Douglas from the Piper's Dojo to talk about 10 Clues That Your Pipe Major Sucks, Canadian Salad Tossing and something called "The Meat Grinder". Enjoy! Special guests: Andrew Douglas of Piper's Dojo ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Nov 28, 20181h 44m

Dirtbag Olympics 3 (ep 42)

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You wanted it you got it. The long awaited return of debaucherous buffoonery. Our lovely crew of friends read your submissions for the dirtiest of dirtbag stories, and maybe one drug deal. Who comes up with this stuff?! And more importantly, who listens to it?! You only have yourselves to blame. Special guests: Delboy, #FUJoeBrady, Rabbie the Pooh and Ozzy Ozbroad ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Nov 20, 20181h 2m

Fairy F*cking Godmother (ep 41)

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Sorry for the delay this week. The guys were busy sleeping for days. Not because of the concert, but the after party. No guests.... just a frank discussion all things concert and what not to do. Oh and they catch up on emails and voicemails and some how go down the association road again. Bring on the phone calls. ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Nov 14, 20181h 38m

Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Turn on the Podcast (ep 40)

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The guys are in full panic mode working on the Thanksgiving Concert, so they publish the end of last weeks visit with Cahill. It only took them 2 hours last time to get to something actually good... and related to pipes. Beware, this is well into the show and everyone is very drunk and stupid. Special guests: Bill and Cahill ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Nov 6, 201828 min

They Can't All be Gold (ep 39)

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The guys have a drunken good time when Cahill comes to town and offers his insight on nothing. Why is it the most coherent thing that ever happens on this show a foreigners voice mail? We wax about the state of our current audience and their sickness, what Cahill spends his time doing, and something about pipe gigs maybe. In the post show, we actually get to something pipe band related, but you'll have to wait to hear that part until Fooko sobers up enough to edit that together. Cheers! Special guests: Bill and Cahill ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Oct 30, 201859 min

God is Like a T-Rex (ep 38)

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Apologies all around on this one folks. This is the worst of the worst podcast yet. Heavily sexualized and screw ball. We're not sure if the special guest sent them down the wrong road but you be the judge. Something to do with band organization at the end but the in between parts... oh boy. I've got nothing. Sexual guest: Eric Evenhuis ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Oct 23, 20181h 22m

Practice What You Preach (ep 37)

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It's Ren Faire weekend in Las Vegas and the boys get up early on a Sunday morning to record the podcast so they can go watch the weirdo's do their thing. After the usual tangentery process, the guys get around to talking about the practice schedule in the Band That Shall Not Be Named and theories and ideas on how others schedule their band time. Dick jokes ensue. ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Oct 16, 20181h 9m

Pipe Band Life Support (ep 36)

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The guys are a little tired and a little depressed this week. Lots going on but they powered through anyway. With more bad news hitting for the band that shall not be named, the rebuild starts again. The guys main topic is a pipe band on life support and how to help get through the valley of dark times for your band. It is said the best comedy comes from sadness, so this episode should win a G.D. Golden Globe. ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Oct 9, 20181h 33m

Back Stage Pass (ep 35)

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#FUJoeBrady joins the show to talk about putting on a full fledged pipe band concert. Both W&D and The Band That Shall Not Be Named have concerts on the same day, Nov 10th 2018. They discuss the in and outs of the en devour and why would you want to do such a thing. There is lots of drinking and farting so be warned. ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Oct 2, 20181h 30m

Three Drongos and a Box of Goon (ep 34)

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Stand back... it's the first full appearance of the one and only Aussie Broad... aka Ozzy Ozbroad... aka Camille! She joins the guys for a rousing discussion on pipe band uniform and boobs! She sits in for the news of the week and tries to keep the show on the rails. Good luck! The show is long so we'll keep the description short. Special Musical Guest: Dani Arthy ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Sep 26, 20181h 40m

We Don't Suck, Irish Girls Do! (ep 33)

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Fusco is in Albany, NY visiting family so the guys do a show via the internet and it goes about how you'd expect. 'tis the season to be changing bands so the guys talk about what they look for in a band to go through the trouble for a new year. Is it really just about the sesh? Tune in to find out! Video referenced in the episode: https://www.facebook.com/gina.evenhuis/videos/10215088775831004/ Go to 1:31:45 to get the full experience! ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Sep 18, 201859 min

Rabbie the Pooh (ep 32)

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Pooh Bear returns! On this episode our good friend Big Rab joins our heroes as they discuss the backlash from the judging episode of the Big Rab Show, solo gig fails, and sexual gestures. The recorder breaks 20 minutes in but luckily the boys were live streaming the episode, so The Six jump in to save the day! Will our heroes be able to put out a show next week with Fooko in New York? Is this episode out late because Josh had to edit it? Will Rab get a word in this time? Listen and find out! Special guests: Pooh Bear ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Sep 12, 20181h 8m

And the award for bagpipe performance of the year goes to... (ep 31)

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The podcast gods smile down on Chanter Rant as the Great McCain Piper Debacle explodes the morning of the recording. They read some emails and play some voicemails, including a special retort to his critiques from Andrew Douglas himself. Then they get into the bagpipe topic of the year, the McCain funeral piper. They talk about how this sort of thing happens and go in circles about how to fix it in the future. The guys solve nothing but sure do get drunk trying. Special guests: Bupkis ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant!

Sep 3, 20181h 27m

It's Crazy How Often I Black Out Now (ep 30)

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Josh attempts to set Andy up by bringing in an ex band mate to rip him a new ahole, but in true Chanter Rant fashion, the guest backs out. So without a back up plan, they go on with the show anyway and talk about the dating life as a pipe bander. With Josh newly entering the dating pool, he asks Fooko for advice on Tinder and they discuss whether using a picture of playing pipes in your profile helps or hinders. Nothing gets solved but isn't it about the journey and not the destination anyway?! Special guest: f*ck all ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant!

Aug 28, 20181h 11m

It's the End of the Worlds As We Know It(ep 29)

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Well it happened again... the Worlds Pipe Band Championships, and as it turns out... Josh was wrong again. American pipe bands did really well at the Worlds this year, winning grade 2 and 3b. We get into a big discussion on how Trump made American Pipe Bands great again. What a great year for pipe banding! Special guest: Cahill ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant!

Aug 21, 20181h 12m

The Big Gracenote Rant (ep 28)

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Who will we have to apologize to after this weeks episode? Everyone who listens! A sh*t show of epic proportions. You've been warned. Special guests: Stephen, Stu and Scott from Gracenote Vortex and Big Rab himself, well he wasn't himself... the drink got to him. ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant!

Aug 14, 20181h 46m

How to Lose Friends and Influence No One (ep 27)

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In the latest installment of Chanter Rant, Fooko has many surprises in store for MaGerkin. After the Debacle at Flagstaff, many people are upset with #twodrunkijeets. Andy knows all the deets but Josh, who has been traveling, does not so Andy surprises him with all the complaints to rile him up "live". In a fantastic sh*t show, everything goes down in flames. Is this the end for our drunk crusaders?! Has Josh really quit the band that shall not be named? Has Fooko's sick d*ck finally cleared up? Tune in to find out. ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant!

Aug 7, 20181h 34m

Accidental Association (ep 26)

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We hope you enjoyed the last episode of the Chanter Rant podcast and especially the cliff hanger ending... suckers! In Part 2 to that discussion, Andrew Douglas in back. They accidentally fall into the discussion everyone has been waiting for about associations and if they are necessary and how they can provide value to their customers. They look up the mission statements of Euspba, Wusbpa and RSPBA and try to figure out what the hell they intend to do. Should you be afraid of your association? Hmmm.... Andrew Douglas is the proprietor of the Piper's Dojo and Dojo University. He is also a front rank member of Inveraray and District Pipe Band, current World Champions, at least for another couple weeks! Check out pipersdojo.com and dojouniversity.com Music by Andrew Douglas. Check out the full track here... Cnatural13 – Dreamvalley-v2-2 ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant!

Jul 30, 201846 min

The Italian Mafia Pipe Band (ep 25)

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The intended episode about the Flagstaff games went horribly wrong, so instead, we present to you the prerecorded episode with Piper's Dojo proprietor and front rank member of Inveraray and District Pipe Band, Andrew Douglas. The first part of this two part episode dives headlong in to the issue of what everyone else gets right about piping and drumming and what the US gets wrong. Is it a question of culture? Or geography? Or something else. Don't ask the Chanter Rant guys... they are two drunk idiots. But Andrew has some thoughts that might be worth while to you. Or not. We don't care. Music by Andrew Douglas. Check out the full track here... https://soundcloud.com/cnatural13/dreamvalley-v2-2 ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant!

Jul 24, 201842 min

Completely Unprepared Part 2 (ep 24)

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As the title suggests, this weeks episode is completely lost in the beginning as the guys did no prep work at all. Fortunately, DJ Ingrahamanam was there to help steer the ship in some direction other than Port Nonsense. The biggest consistent topic is the Battle for Recruitment and how do pipe bands get people in the door and what methods do they use to start them off on pipes and drums. Good luck following the path of this one folks. Special guest: JD Ingraham from the Charleston Pipe Band. ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant!

Jul 17, 20181h 19m

A Boy Named Clair (ep 23)

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This week, the guys review long overdue voicemails and commentary from weeks past. Fast Eddie sends in the first Chanter Rant rap song and Pipe Major McPaddy from the east coast calls in to take umbrage with our critiques of service bands. Local piper Clair, newest member of "the band that shall not be named", joins us for our topic about student pipers and joining an established band while still learning to play this god forsaken instrument. Enjoy! ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant!

Jul 9, 20181h 19m

America, F*ck Yeah! (ep 22)

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In a special 4th of July episode, the guys take it upon themselves to speak for all American pipe bands and declare their independence from the tyranny of the Brits and their archaic way of pipe band life... well sort of. In true Chanter Rant fashion, they get drunk and abandon the revolution and any sense of reality. They then bullshit with special guest Colin Armstrong, Pipe Major of the Los Angeles Scots Pipe Band about god knows what. There is something about the European Championships and the San Diego Highland Games. Eventually, they finally ask Colin some questions about his band. Good luck with this one folks! Please visit the LA Scots fundraiser page and help send them to the Worlds! http://fnd.us/a1MoD5?ref=ab_61ecE2_sh_5apjgdWpg4u5apjgdWpg4u You can also find them at: https://www.facebook.com/lascots/ or look for them on Twitter @lascots ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant!

Jul 3, 20181h 26m

United States Space Force Pipe Band (ep 21)

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On this episode of the Chanter Rant, the guys try their first live stream podcast and go back to the old way of doing things... drunk! Some of the six send in voicemails and the guys respond. Then they get a visit from Tin Foil Hat guy to discuss the idea that the Grade 1 pipe band contests are rigged. We finish off by predicting the San Diego Highland Games as only two ijeets can do. Enjoy! ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant!

Jun 25, 20181h 8m

The Return of the Cahill(ep 20)

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On this episode, Cahill returns from his long journey through the Orient, and has plenty of HPV to show for it. #oneofthesix, Honey Bourbon, sends in a pic of boobs so the boys have to drink in response. Then they go back in time and try to remember what it was like to start this journey to the promised land of piping. Mostly, we sh*it on Angel and Cahill in a veiled attempt to figure out how to motivate people. ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant!

Jun 18, 20181h 14m

South Central Caledonia Chicken and Waffles Pipe Band (ep 19)

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In this weeks episode, we answer some listener mail about our most hated tunes, open a time capsule regarding the UK Championships and respond to some other podcasters in the pipe band world. We then get into our main topic, diversity in the pipe band world. Our token guest this week is Angel, who speaks for all other minorities on the planet. ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrantpodcast/ www.instagram.com/chanterrant/ twitter.com/chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant!

Jun 12, 20181h 16m

Have you SEEN our groupies?(ep 18)

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In this weeks show, Meatloaf Kelly rants back at Fast Eddie with a great voicemail about penis size. The boys then discuss the ups and downs of pipe bands starting their competition seasons and go over some news stories. They finish up with a fun interview with Brad Green, piper from Seven Nations and Pipe Major of Rosie O'Grady's Highlanders Pipes and Drums. We talk about life on the road with a touring act, the differences between rock life and the pipe band life, and of course get into groupies, which is what everyone really wants to get in to anyway. Enjoy! ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrantpodcast/ www.instagram.com/chanterrant/ twitter.com/chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant!

Jun 4, 20181h 23m