Chanter Rant Podcast

Hide your wives gentlemen! On this episode the boys bring in the Kiwi Dreamboat himself, Tim from The Band That Shall Not Be Named. He talks about all 28 types of drums he plays while Fooko repeatedly shits himself, what brought him to the good ol' U.S. of A., cruise ship life and learning pipe band snare. Honey Bourbon sends in the usual legendary voicemail and the lads tie one on. Enjoy! Looking to up your piping game during quarantine? Try a 30-day Dojo University Premium test drive for only $1 at chanterrant.com/suckless ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Isn't it great when someone else is taking all the internet heat for saying something stupid? On this episode, the boys talk about the latest successes with training the band that shall not be named on some piping basics, and then talk about the latest social media storm to hit the piping community before chatting with special guest Beer Boy Brad about the upcoming Roughtail Brewing Invitational Piping contest, and how to make an event that has maximum sesh. Enjoy! Do you suck? Suck less with a Dojo University test drive at chanterrant.com/suckless ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

How the hell do we go on so long with these friggin' episodes? We are a bit more zen this week as it felt good to get it wank it out last week. We had lots of talks with members of the band and talk about the importance of a band psychologist. Then we get drunk and it all becomes shit after that. You'd be better off skipping this one. Looking to up your piping skills from the comfort of your own home? Take the Dojo University Premium Membership test drive for only $1 at www.chanterrant.com/suckless ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Following a string of FANTASTIC episodes, you know the boys had to screw it up somehow---after a few weeks of failed one-on-one lesson scheduling with members of The Band That Shall Not Be Named, Josh gets even more liquored up than normal and goes on a tirade about student behaviors that will send even your instructor up a wall whether they're calmer than Joe Brady at an acroyoga class or screaming drunk lunatics like our humble protagonists. Enjoy! Looking to up your piping skills from the comfort of your own home? Take the Dojo University Premium Membership test drive for only $1 at www.chanterrant.com/suckless ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

We speak with Murray Blair, the legend of Melbourne, about his life and career. We drink legendary Four Lokos in honor of the legendary guest. This might be the interview that makes us legends. Referenced: https://www.amazon.com/Dirty-Bergen-County-Firefighters-Pipeband/dp/B0015XHXHY Looking to up your piping skills from the comfort of your own home? Take the Dojo University Premium Membership test drive for only $1 at www.chanterrant.com/suckless ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Whelp, it's time for the boys to sit down and have their court mandated talk with Andrew Douglas. They discuss HOW GREAT the new Dojo website is, basic things most pipers didn't learn correctly, and how to create a sustainable band culture---we're definitely not being paid to say enjoy! Looking to up your piping skills from the comfort of your own home? Take the Dojo University Premium Membership test drive for only $1 at www.chanterrant.com/suckless ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Well, that's us f*cked for another year kiddos. With 99% of piping events shut down and bands across the country struggling to come up with ways to keep momentum during quarantine, the boys decided to bev it up with the one and only #FUJoeBrady to discuss keeping members motivated, whether or not competition fees should be refunded or applied to 2021 with no contests in the foreseeable future, and whether or not band members are, in fact, human beings. Enjoy! Looking to up your piping skills from the comfort of your own home? Take the Dojo University Premium Membership test drive for only $1 at www.chanterrant.com/suckless ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Oh the boys are back in true CR form on this one---they almost do something right when they bring in Buggie from the Vegas Games to talk nitty gritty on organizing a Piping & Drumming contest, then go off the rails. Josh tries to convince everyone that he’s the hero the highland games needs, but not the one it deserves, while Fooko gets butt hurt that everyone puts pipe bands in a corner. General Shenanigans ensue, followed by Major Problems and Private Matters. Enjoy! Does your tuning need a little work? Check out the Dojo U Tuning Clinic in May at www.chanterrant.com/serviceband ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

The first half of the pipe band season is kaputz so the guys talk about staying motivated in these dark times. But it is difficult. I can't even bring my self to finish this... Does your tuning need a little work? Check out the Dojo U Tuning Clinic in May at www.chanterrant.com/serviceband ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

This was really recorded before ep 107. In an episode where our planned guest left us twisting, we scramble and decide to call around to our friends to see what they are up doing. It goes about as well as can be expected. Oh and then somehow a miracle happens and we get a legend on the phone, Ross Miller. Check it out! Special Guest: Ross Miller Does your tuning need a little work? Check out the Dojo U Tuning Clinic in May at www.chanterrant.com/serviceband ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

In a rare timely turnaround, the boys flip the release schedule of the last 2 episodes and talk about the pandemic of El Corona and how it's destroying every pipe bands 2020 plans. So while you're stuck at home doing nothing, catch up on the show and we might just bring you a couple this week just for fun. Oh yeah, and go practice! Does your tuning need a little work? Check out the Dojo U Tuning Clinic in May at www.chanterrant.com/serviceband ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

The guys are finally back in the same room and use the time to get caught up with past correspondence. Some talk of the great Coronavirus Cruise scare of 2020 takes place and we figure out the perfect vaccine to the virus. Also, other stuff happens. Not sure what. We'll listen later after the complaints come in. Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://www.facebook.com/thealliespub/videos/767134623797350/ Pipe Band Win of the Week: no link - Hot Koala Pipe Band Try of the Week: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=630901090807398 Does your tuning need a little work? Check out the Dojo U Tuning Clinic in May at www.chanterrant.com/serviceband ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

With Fooko off cruising and boozing with the Piper's Dojo, Josh brings in longtime bagpipe buddy and all-around scoundrel Graham to talk about piping in the British Army, whether or not wanking can make you play better, and teabagging internet trolls. Somehow things get even more offensive than usual, so let the lawsuits roll on. Does your tuning need a little work? Check out the Dojo U Tuning Clinic in May at www.chanterrant.com/serviceband ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Cahill and Fireman Bill drop by the podcast to discuss whether or not Chanter Rant is too mean, the Council of Vaginas sends in their top 5 Vaginas for the year and a drunk Josh does the whole podcast in a weight vest for no apparent reason---shenanigans ensue. Enjoy! Does your tuning need a little work? Check out the Dojo U Tuning Clinic in May at www.chanterrant.com/serviceband ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

The guys try to wrap up winter storm but mostly get drunk in the excitement of not having done a show together in a couple weeks. Fooko relives his 6th grade glory days on trombone, Josh tries hard to pronounce medal, and then someone kicks off the power by accident. There are a couple interviews crow-barred in at the end to try to salvage this shit to no avail. Interviews with Alasdair Dunn, Derek Cooper and Callum Beaumont thrown in for effect. Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://www.facebook.com/pipersdojo/videos/111840656863396/ Pipe Band Try of the Week: https://www.facebook.com/happygermanbagpipers/videos/2641925302542549/ Special performance by Brennan Foley with an extra try of the week. Does your tuning need a little work? Check out the Dojo U Tuning Clinic in May at www.chanterrant.com/serviceband ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Fooko’s out of town freezing his nuts off at Winter Storm, so Josh downs a bottle of whiskey with Fireman Bill and Big Leg as they talk about things service bands could learn from comp bands (and vice versa), whether or not the general public can tell when pipes sound bad, and how much it would cost to participate in a certain UCLA study. Don’t forget to like, share, and subscribe! Does your tuning need a little work? Check out the Dojo U Tuning Clinic in May at www.chanterrant.com/serviceband ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

What happens when you mix two assholes with microphones, far too much whiskey, and a bunch of psychopaths and bad decisions into a Vegas bar late at night? You get Chanter Rant LIVE, the experience none of us wanted but we got anyway---kind of like a one-night-stand with Fooko. The boys ring in some random number of episodes with a live show at Tommy Rocker’s in Las Vegas, featuring pipes, beer, chicks, dance, and a walk down memory lane with some of our favorite guests from the past 99+ episodes including our favorite Haterade sipper Babs, the legendary MLK, crowd favorite Maegan the Dominatrix, Decent Piper Tim, Canadian Dancer Elyse and more for the best last episode ever, finally answering the mysteries of life, pipe band, and the dietary restrictions around salad tossing. Thank you to all of the six for supporting the show, and to everyone who came out and/or sent in messages! Does your tuning need a little work? Check out the Dojo U Tuning Clinic in May at www.chanterrant.com/serviceband ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

What do you do when old members of the band want to come back when they left in bad circumstances? This is the question the guys ponder this week and try to decide what's more important... short term gains to long term goals. Oh but they bully some poor bastards first though. Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://www.facebook.com/wtvcnewschannel9/videos/10152424455362104/ Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://youtu.be/QdLDMTXm6tM Pipe Band Try of the Week: https://www.facebook.com/readhousehotel/videos/10155693372081051/ Does your tuning need a little work? Check out the Dojo U Tuning Clinic in May at www.chanterrant.com/serviceband ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

The resolution episode. The guys talk about their New Years resolutions as it pertains to piping and the band that shall not be named. Hold them to these as they have likely forgotten them already anyway. Happy New Year! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: none Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://youtu.be/1_dxchIVubY?t=3182 Pipe Band Try of the Week: Honey Bourbon Tune (no link) Does your tuning need a little work? Check out the Dojo U Tuning Clinic in May at www.chanterrant.com/serviceband ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

The guys get into Fooko's pipe career origin story, tracking back to loosing his job in the Banking industry going through building a business the Mafia way, and then culminating into infamous mediocrity. It's a sad but common story of failure, drinking and hand jobs. Pipe Band Fail of the Week: private facebook no link Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://www.facebook.com/malissa.darienzo/videos/pcb.3553657667985235/3553653267985675/?type=3&theater Does your tuning need a little work? Check out the Dojo U Tuning Clinic in May at www.chanterrant.com/serviceband ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Josh and Andy take over the band that shall not be named in every way. The band had it's AGM last week and Fooko became President, adding to his other titles of Pipe Major and Drum Sergeant. With Josh as VP and Pipe Sergeant, let the beatings begin. Bring on the 2020 as we are bringing this sh*t home! Does your tuning need a little work? Check out the Dojo U Tuning Clinic in May at www.chanterrant.com/serviceband ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

90 or so episodes later, Angel returns to the pod to face the wrath of the tiger balm after losing a bet to Fusco. The boys get AMAZING gifts from Beer Boy Brad, and the concert recap for The Band Who Shall Not Be Named devolves into roughly 15 dubstep rants with each of the boys taking a turn. Angel berates a disabled person in front of a live concert audience, and the gents get into a conversation about loyalty, suffering, and feeling that sweet sweet burn on your nethers---enjoy! Does your tuning need a little work? Check out the Dojo U Tuning Clinic in May at www.chanterrant.com/serviceband ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

It's the night before The Band Who Shall Not Be Named's Concert, and the Chanter Rant boys are joined by none other than Callum Blowmont and Cobra Hoinacki themselves! Fooko has no voice, the guests have no jokes, and Josh has no talent, yet they still manage to dive deep into piping theory on being an inspired bagpipe tutor, a willingness to be wrong, and their highest highs and lowest lows throughout their "careers". Does your tuning need a little work? Check out the Dojo U Tuning Clinic in May at www.chanterrant.com/serviceband ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

In the aftermath of the critically ashamed dominatrix episode, the Chanter Rant boys jump headfirst into a lengthy discussion about bagpipe tone, including whether or not instructors should be allowed to tune soloists, who has the most boner-inducing High A, and the most metal bagpipe note. Next thing you know, Fooko sprains his ankle and they take a hard right into what they’re truly thankful for this Thanksgiving, the end of the Band Who Shall Not Be Named’s annual concert. Does your tuning need a little work? Check out the Dojo U Tuning Clinic in May at www.chanterrant.com/serviceband ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

WARNING WARNING WARNING This episode is not for the weak of stomach. We are not kidding. Super adult stuff here... be warned. The world is a scary place. The boys do the usual emails and voicemails responding to recent pipe band events and what not and then Eric Evenhuis calls in to open his gift from Fooko. After the break, Maegan the Dominatrix joins the show to tell the interesting and horrific stories of being a Dom in Las Vegas and California. Seriously, if you are put off by weird ass sexual fetish stuff, you don't want to hear this. It's INSANE! But gosh darned funny. Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for special dojouniversity.com offer. First month of premium membership for $1 ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

It's time to burn some bridges folks! Josh goes all Dubstep on this bitch! And just like the music, it's bad news. After catching up on some back logged emails, the guys get into a new thing called the "Try of the Week". After the break, they go back to the long debated topic of band hopping in a segment called Dead Ringers. They also play a game where they defend the opposite point from last time because why not. It drunkenly goes wrong and devolves into madness. What is the hell is happening! Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for special dojouniversity.com offer. First month of premium membership for $1 ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Chanter Rant C*nts Riding in Cars: A special road trip episode. Fooko is out of town working with Doogie in New Jersey so he records an episode touching on many controversial topics like pipe band competition rules, most hated people in Euspba. It's not nearly as boring as usual. Check it out! Special Guests: Kegan Sheehan, Andrew Douglas Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for special dojouniversity.com offer. First month of premium membership for $1 ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

It's a Chanter Rant spook-tacular show in time for Halloween. The guys catch up on weeks of emails and voicemails with a great gag pulled off by a listener to a certain famous piper. Then we get into the topic of the week, the scariest thing we could think of... intimacy. Don't miss these two horses asses talking horse pucky for 90 minutes. Enjoy! Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for special dojouniversity.com offer. First month of premium membership for $1 ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Can you find love in pipe band? The Chanter Rant boys sit down with two pipe band couples (three if you include Josh and Andy) to discuss finding our pipe band soulmates in the time of the human papillomavirus, as well as the answer to the true question----who the f*** is Cameron McDougall? GUESTS: Kegan, Cameron, Lorna, Katie Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for special dojouniversity.com offer. First month of premium membership for $1 ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Clan Ijeet goes down to Phoenix for the WUSPBA clinic with Jack Lee and Derek Cooper, but really they go for the sesh and Game of Drones. To defend their title, the guys have to dig deep creatively and then fail. So to find another way, they do coke and play the same tired old gag they always do. Will they pull it off? We don't remember so if you listen, let us know what happens. Oh yeah and Jack Lee gets on the mic. Glendale: can't find public link Mesa: https://www.facebook.com/kevin.j.nunez.1/videos/10220208977444835/ LVPB: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1PIE00OPPzwjIFABwIYdb8tvCqam7rXh- Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for special dojouniversity.com offer. First month of premium membership for $1 ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

The boys go deep on this one... balls deep into their anxieties and fears. Oh and fart into the microphone when things get too emotional. They talk about what it means to be a Pipe Band Bro, where Fooko likes to hide and then sing a rousing rendition of Put on a Happy Face. Let's tap that cervix with our feelings stick! Come on in! Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for special dojouniversity.com offer. First month of premium membership for $1 ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

The boys discuss pipe band technology while Bethea plays with hers. Topics of the day include the things we use to make pipe banding better or easier, boobs, and how come kids are so much better at this than the rest of us. Pop on in and take a listen! Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for special dojouniversity.com offer. First month of premium membership for $1 Pipe Band Fail of the Week: www.twitter.com/HighlandPaddyHK/status/1174544605594836992?s=09 Pipe Band Win of the Week: www.facebook.com/18stoneofidiot/videos/10155417423046984/ ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Beer Boy Brad joins the show and we learn almost nothing about him. Mostly the show is taken over by Mary Queen of Legs various emails, postcards and voicemails. The truth is learned through advertising of who plays what and wins. And that is really about it. Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for special dojouniversity.com offer. First month of premium membership for $1 Pipe Band Fail of the Week: www.facebook.com/brian.morgan.31924792/videos/10157116709986273/ Pipe Band Win of the Week: www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6ouF2mv4Hs ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

On a very special episode, the guys record on a Wednesday because Josh will be out of town for the weekend. No audience, no stream, just two jerks in a room... old school style. The guys message Steven McWhirter to see if he'll come to Vegas for the Celtic TG concert, Andrew Douglas rejects #oneofthesix who asks him to do an interview, and other such nonsense this week. The topic goes on to why do people resist taking the advice of people that know more then them. Resistance is futile. Check it out! Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for special dojouniversity.com offer. First month of premium membership for $1 ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Josh and Andy are back from the post Worlds break. Thanks for waiting patiently everyone except Rab who harassed us non stop. Josh comes through on his lost bet and applies Tiger Balm to his privates. It's pretty GD funny. The guys get caught up on voicemails and emails and then give themselves tons of credit for getting a drum corp together that is working! Check it out! Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for your 12 month prepaid subscription for $249! That's $111 off the regular price! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=737577843352922 Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://www.facebook.com/eric.evenhuis/videos/10214807863539064/ ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

This ones a doozy! The boys get up at 4am, pound some gin and whiskey and comment over the Worlds Grade 1 Medley live stream for 3 hours. If you hang in for this one, you won't be sorry. Special guests call in to talk some poop as well. A real winner of an episode. And you get to find out who wins the bet and who has to wear Tiger Balm on their nuts on the next episode! Special guests: #FUJoeBrady, Ozzy Osbroad, Mary Queen of Legs, Random dude 1 and 2 and others. Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for your 12 month prepaid subscription for $249! That's $111 off the regular price! ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Josh and Andy miss Scotland this time of year and lament not being at the Worlds. They discuss the pros and cons of going with your home band or joining a band overseas. Either way they totally contradict previous statements about boycotting Philip Worlds butt baby and highly recommend going. Enjoy! Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for your 12 month prepaid subscription for $249! That's $111 off the regular price! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://twitter.com/ChanterRant/status/1160035509554434048 Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://youtu.be/Tvc5Sc7w12M ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

The guys have lost all creativity and inspiration but churn out this crap anyway. They drunk dial their friends and cohorts very late at night trying to get any one to have a topic to talk about and when they get a hold of them, they hang up on them. Very bottom of the barrel humor here. Not quite sure "done is better than perfect" has worked for the Chanter Rant in this instance. Enjoy! Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for your 12 month prepaid subscription for $249! That's $111 off the regular price! ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

A special bonus for the six! The first episode of Chanter Rant Down Under! Two goons from Straya trying to talk about bagpipes while the third whispers "moist gash" into the phone. Best of luck making heads or tails of this one! Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

The boys are back in town and get down and dirty in this Canadian themed episode. The North American Championships at Maxville are coming up this weekend and they don't talk about it at all. But they do talk about the Scottish Championships and play some clips of the FM losing. In true Rant fashion though, they quickly go back to a serious discussion on the merits of a Prison Sally and if you don't know what that is, have a listen! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://www.facebook.com/chanterrant/videos/1393193380819242/ Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://youtu.be/1q6upCgqN3c Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Off they go to Flagstaff Arizona for a highland games. It is a wild disappointment for so many reasons, but mostly because Fooko pussed out and didn't rage on Saturday night. The catch up with surprise guests for a trip down memory lane and sit in on the most boring kitchen piping contest ever. Unfortunately for you the audience, they recorded it. Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

The boys are back in town and all is back to normal, which means drinking and banter. Josh busts Fooko's balls about the Cahill episode, they talk about more editorials to the Scott Currie article, and mostly just more semi bagpipe related stuff. Enjoy! Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! Pipes Drums article - https://www.pipesdrums.com/article/editorial-no-reaction-is-inaction/ Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=522673141604140 Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMhjpJoh4hM&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR1PUUkNOrEcL7m4ROff6zp_dwWsJaeXeZZiUJS9t-O1xf4pHtCfldrT7X4 ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Josh bolts off to Reno for July 4th redneck activities, so the regulars draw straws and Cahill loses so he has to do the show with Fooko. They challenge Doogie for the most boring pipe band podcast and we'll let the listeners decide. Sorry about this one but hey... not all guest hosts can be #FUjoebrady. They get into how Cahill and Fooko met, the importance of pipe schools and make fun of each other as well as pipers in India. Happy listening! Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://youtu.be/0pseAVqrg-k?t=54 Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://youtu.be/_nhN0Hn4nrY?t=16 ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

The guys go into damage control mode by apologizing to Steven McWhirter and Big Rab. They ask the CR team to help out by submitting their own apologies as well. There is nothing like a good train wreck right? They also comment on the recent hub bub on the Piping Press with the brilliant response by Ty Fry. And of course make fun of people for sucking at pipes. Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=xn9SPeDOv-U Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://www.facebook.com/westernaustraliapolicepipeband/videos/2288452964606246/ ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Fooko and MacGerkin head to Vista California for some highland games shenanigans. They drink too much and have a good time playing for sheets and generally being avoided. But they were able to Chanter Rant a couple unsuspecting people and get some good convo's in as well. Check it out! Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

The guys get it together sort of for this weeks episode. They get caught up on all sorts of voicemails and emails and then go back in time for Fooko to be the fail of the week. They talk some shit about Canadian bands and how America rules. Then they do a full review of Inverarary's new medley and Josh has some advice for Steven McWhirter. Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocFS25ZAtZo Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://youtu.be/OttZcxYWH7M ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Do not click play. Go directly to jail. We did this night. Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NBK00Za5UA Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPedwnc5e_s ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Fortunately the pipe band world is like a soap opera... never at a loss for material. Fooko gets told he is not as good as Jack Lee in a recent meeting with band members and decides to walk out on rehearsal. The boys go through the details of the post Vegas Games debacle that is the Band That Shall Not Be Named. Join us for some serious whining! Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://youtu.be/AVkGyS7S4uQ?t=79 Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://youtu.be/f9RV9JC3eBo?t=205 ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

It's time once again for the depraved stories of pipe band life. This is a great episode to play for your new band mates. It will test them to see if they have what it takes to survive in this world of nerds shitting their pants and fornicating. Enjoy! Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://twitter.com/ChanterRant/status/1132780683686846464 Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx7rX_OhLHy/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

The first major of the pipe band season happened this past weekend, and the results of the British Championships in Grade 2 were all over the place. The gents get into the need for a better system of judging, even though Closkelt still won and that is all that matters. Josh admits that Doogie is right and isn't that whats truly important? Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://youtu.be/XlGLYTtzTAs Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://www.facebook.com/whiskyandtartan/videos/534633567061001/ ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!