Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

It’s the semi-final of one of the world’s most exciting daytime cookery shows, where casseroles and tempers get extremely heated.Disclaimer: no casseroles are featured in this episode. Not one.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker is staying unusually silent this week, so won’t be appearing.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A surprise visit from Kev’s Auntie Mabel and Uncle Fred casts an awkward mood over the podcast.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .Geoff the Baker might actually be Geoff the Banker. More to follow.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kev is busy at the zoo so Matt decides to take a short cut editing the podcast but ends up activating a rather psychotic audio description.Matt needs to go the post office but Audio Description and the local police have other plans.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .Adoption piano theme used by kind permission from Migfus20.Geoff the Baker can't play the piano, but is pretty good on the hurdy-gurdy. Or so he says.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mysterious bubble wrapped packages await instructions at the disused Turwzels chocolate factory, as the survivors find that life back in the real world, might not be as safe as being marooned on a killer island. Cat Noir presents the final episode of MISSING Series 2.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .Geoff the Baker is not interested in World domination as he has cakes to bake.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Billionaire, Alfie Lovechild is working on a special project for the UK police. His robot prototypes have been tested and are due to roll out to all forces across the country. However, one man has worked out how to control the drones and intends to use them for his own gain. Can Alfie stop him?Cat Noir presents MISSING Series 2. Where the plane crash survivors find that life back in the real world, might not be as safe as being marooned on a killer island.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker wants to make it very clear that he is not a robot.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Following a lorry leaving a fish market, Danny Peaks meets up with some old friends and finds an curious omen written on the back of a breadboard.Cat Noir presents MISSING Series 2. Where the plane crash survivors find that life back in the real world, might not be as safe as being marooned on a killer island. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast Geoff the Baker would like to point out that we have been pronouncing his name wrong. It's Goff the Baker. Apologies Geoff.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Insert Namher is investigating strange disappearances at a residential home for old actors, where an old friend has come in procession of a rather magical suitcase. This property can not be allowed to fall in the hands of business tycoon Augustus Pennington-Smythe, but he has sent a man to retrieve it. Red Mist, the sworn enemy of the super hero known only as Smoke.Cat Noir Presents MISSING Series 2. Where the plane crash survivors find that life back in the real world, might not be as safe as being marooned on a killer island.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast Geoff the Baker has been given notice.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kev and Matt try to celebrate their 50th full episode, but no one wants a clip show.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com -Artwork by Maisie Chilvers.Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcastGeoff the baker does not appear in this episode due to an urgent order of buns.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode we spend a day following the lives of workers at one of Britain’s most incompetent funeral homes.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com - come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcastGeoff the Baker is not a footnote.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The mystery deepens at Restoration Falls, as novelist Charlie Blunderwedge completes his treatment for pinecone phobia and seems to become a brand new man, but at what cost, and why is he acting differently toward his old friend and publishing agent Jim Bond?The secret of the spa is finally revealed in the concluding part of this Cat Noir adventure.Will Charlie and Jim get out alive? And will anyone believe what them if they do?Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com - come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcastCat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Novelist Charlie Blunderwedge and his agent Jim Bond take a few well earned vacation days in a secluded health spa hidden in the Swiss Alps. But is Restoration Falls all that it seems? And what exactly are the special treatments that go on there? Join us for the first of a brand new two part Charlie and Jim adventure.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com - come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcastCat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mr Godwin finds a small boy behind his wheelie bin who is so scared he can't talk. Feeling out of options, Mr Godwin calls for help from the one person who knows he can trust above all others. David Hasslehoff!He's in for a shock. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com - come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcastCat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bundy hopes his new invention will keep the rain at bay, so he and Ted can finally watch the night stars. Instead, various corpses seem to be traipsing around outside the observatory, all with a fresh appetite for brains... Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com. Find us on Instagram @CatnoirpodcastGeoff the Baker does not appear in this episode as he does not have an umbrella.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever had one of those weeks where you get plagued non-stop by mustard? Kev can relate – and he doesn’t even like mustard. Meanwhile, Matt’s got a new agent. The work is rolling in, and Taffy has an eye on Kev for a very special part. Meanwhile Warren has a BIG problem.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com. Find us on Instagram @CatnoirpodcastGeoff the Baker is not a Lord of anything.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dr Pentagram is fond of spiders, but just how close does the bond go? And what does this mean for everyone in the hospital around him? Join Cat Noir in the first of three special nightmare stories, where each one is more terrifying than the next...Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @CatnoirpodcastGeoff the Baker's favourite spider is Man.WARNING: This episode contains spiders.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What begins as an interview with an informant becomes a life-or-death situation for Lead, Lead Detective Michaels as he follows Matt and Kev around town looking for answers.The Questions might be: Why do Bundy and Ted now have a studio audience? Why is Warren pedalling crisps and how protective should a house alarm really be?Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @CatnoirpodcastGeoff the Baker is not real. Or is he? He's not! But he could be. Maybe he is. Maybe he isn't. One thing is for sure. You won't find out in this episode. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cat Noir presents Part Two of their musical: Super Chupacabra. Arnold Reinhold-Badgerfur and his team prepare traps to catch the beast as a mysterious sexy, monster blows up their boat. Follow the twists and turns as the Hunters find they have become the hunted. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com. Find us on Instagram @CatnoirpodcastGeoff the Baker is still refusing to sing, unless he can duet with Snoop Dogg.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cat Noir presents Part One of their musical: Super Chupacabra. After a dodgy bet in a rowdy pub; famed explorer Arnold Reinhold-Badgerfur assembles a team to cross the seas and search for the mighty, mythical goat sucking Chupacabra. Who'll make the team and who can be trusted? Rum anyone?Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com. Find us on Instagram @CatnoirpodcastGeoff the Baker doesn't appear in this episode as he only sings in the shower.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two rouges concoct a plan to claim life insurance from their rather clumsy friend Hector.But how difficult could it be to kill someone whose life is a walking disaster?Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers and Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.comFind us on Instagram @CatnoirpodcastGeoff the Baker has 13 insurance policies. He assures us this is a dozen. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cat Noir is a character-based, fully scored, fortnightly comedy series that masquerades as a podcast. Imagine a world where podcasts are more than just audio; they’re immersive experiences. That what it's hosts Matt and Kev find out when they start on their podcast journey. Every fortnight, you’ll follow the fortunes and misfortunes of an ever-growing cast of characters. All of whom thought they were one off sketch participants but are now living fully formed lives within the world of Cat Noir. Expect action, adventure, low and high stakes as the characters navigate their way through various escapades. Whether they are battling villains, solving mysteries, or simply trying to lead a quiet life, Cat Noir serves up a delightful mix of scenarios.But wait, there’s more! Here's a recent review "Huge doses of comedy are sprinkled throughout. Witty banter, unexpected twists, and laugh-out-loud moments. It’s like eavesdropping on a quirky universe where the absurd meets the everyday." Mr G Chatbot.So, if you’re up for a podcast that defies conventions and invites you into a world where characters come alive, give Cat Noir Comedy Podcast a listen. You can find it on all good podcast platforms. YouTube, Amazon Music, TuneIn, and Apple Podcasts12345.Written, performed, produced and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.Music by Kevin Chilvers.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kev and Matt track Rick Alanman to The Tachycardic Plaza in London just in time for a plot of movie-sized proportions to unfold.Join us for the conclusion of a special festive double episode, where love and dry roasted peanuts are in the air, and partydoor staff can be a little irate. Can Kev and Matt save Christmas? No good asking Mr Tunguska... he will never tell.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers and Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.comFind us on Instagram @CatnoirpodcastGeoff the Baker wishes everyone a Merry Christmas. Except Rick.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When a cosy Cat Noir Christmas gets rudely hijacked, Kev and Matt take to the road in a bid to save the season. Join us for the first part of a festive double episode, where Danny Peaks is selling the ultimate stocking-filler, Mr Godwin learns some cold truths about Christmas traditions, and Dale Alan interviews a special guest on Digging Deeper. Did anyone bring any trifle?Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers and Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @CatnoirpodcastGeoff the Baker might appear in this episode. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt and Kev get a strange letter as we visit Egypt to find out how a Cat God became the narrator on a comedy podcast.The 34th death in Cat Noir has been reached starting the #35 protocol. DO NOT PANIC.Who will die 35th? All will be revealed, and nothing will be the same again.Geoff the Baker wasn't #35. He wants it known that his trouser size is actually 34/31. He was insistent that I include this information.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.comFind us on Instagram @CatnoirpodcastCat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

EPISODE 35: Patrick MacNee probes the story of two of the most active serial killers of our time in this very special episodeof The TV Crime documentary "Harmed to Death."Over the last 18 months during the Cat Noir Comedy Podcast there have been exactly 34 on screen deaths.Now this may sound like a coincidence but believe me, it's not. Our final, 35th death has not let happened,but when it does, it will activate the #35 protocol that has been running since the very first episode. A klaxonwill indicate that the 35th death is imminent. Do not be alarmed. You will not need to do anything, other than,sit back and enjoy this episode. Why not have a bet with a friend, as to who will be that all important 35th death.Geoff the Baker might be #35... stay tuned to find out.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.comFind us on Instagram @CatnoirpodcastCat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An ancient horror. A terrible curse that strikes without warning, without remorse, without any real meaning. Join Matt and Kev for a special Hallowe'en adventure so terrifying that, according to Warren: "you'll definitely soil yourself". Don't worry though; if things get too scary, you can always call Ghost Frighteners... Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode due to trick or treat commitments. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @CatnoirpodcastCat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duke Render tries to save the Titanic but gets stuck in a reoccurring nightmare.Lead, Lead Detective Michaels has a house call to make.Digging Deeper finally gets a touch of class, whilst Geoff and Petunia are plagued by a screaming banshee. Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode because he couldn't be bothered. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.comFind us on Instagram @CatnoirpodcastCat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Craig Crayons helps a hoarder, Dr Pentagram makes some unusual diagnoses, and we finally learn the ancient secrets of origami. Meanwhile, on Over The Fence, Lionel and Richie talk us through some of their favourite seasonal foods... but what are they really up to? Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode for political reasons. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @CatnoirpodcastCat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you have a theft/arson/disappearance that can not be explained?Then maybe you need the services of the Great Panthera Detective: The Pink Tiger.Visit him at his mansion and relax in one of the many planning rooms, whilst explaining your problemsand being waited on by his butler, Burrowing Owl. However, the price paid is never money. Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode as all his teeth have fallen out. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.comFind us on Instagram @CatnoirpodcastCat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A night of particularly heavy rain spells disaster for Bundy and Ted on Stargazing Live, as the exits are blocked, trapping them in the observatory. Luckily, thanks to a fortuitously timed competition win, they'll have plenty to eat. Elsewhere, Malcolm is trying to find the right sort of applicant to hire at Animal Help... Geoff the baker may not actually be a baker. More to follow. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @CatnoirpodcastCat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ian and Stella are back in the studio, but Juggy Brown wants his revenge. Carl Terminator gets his own TV Show, Cunch of Bunts release a new single and the Tour De France passes by,but the big question is, how many sheep make a "Shep?"Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode as he is busy recycling. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.comFind us on Instagram @CatnoirpodcastCat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 3 kicks off with Dale Alan asking more probing questions on Digging Deeper. Meanwhile, a scandal at the Twurzels factory leads Lead Lead Detective Michaels to uncover a controversy so sinister, it sparks a chocolate ripple across the entire Cat Noir universe, but why does Demi Moore keep phoning? Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode due to Covid 19 travel restrictions. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @CatnoirpodcastCat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Part 4: The Quest for the Stone. Separated from Jim and forced to take his search to Morocco, Charlie seeks out the final painting, whilst Jim has a strange encounter in the snow, and A. Sean Bean proves without a shadow of a doubt that two Jim's isn't necessarily a good thing.  Join Charlie and Jim on their final leg of their adventure in the concluding part of the Hollywood Action Movie, where high seas come with high stakes, Moroccan tangerine sellers come with tangerines, and precious stones are always wanted by men with guns. This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and, if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast on whichever platform you listen to us. Artwork by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects were obtained from: https://www.zapsplat.com The Moroccan fight sequence features audio recorded by Kevin Luce and downloaded from www.freesound.org Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Part 3: Risky BusinessAfter a narrow escape from The Great Ostrich Casino in Vegas, Charlie and Jim head to Washington DC Comicsto find the third painting. Only, A. Sean Bean's has plans too. And now the FBI are watching...Join Charlie and Jim's adventure in the third episode of this 4 part Hollywood Action Movie. Where lives are lost, trust is short, and Senator Porkchop shows us how the wheels of politics really spin.This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and, if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast onwhichever platform you listen to us. Artwork by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects were obtained from: https://www.zapsplat.comCat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Part Two: A Whole heap of Art.After a visit to The Great London Museum of Englishness, Charlie and Jim are pursued across the city by A. Sean Beanand his goons. Aided by a mysterious but helpful German woman who could be easily mistaken for Arnold Schwarzenegger,the two leave England to widen their search for more paintings in the grand ole US of A.  Join Charlie, Jim, and maybe Stella too in the second episode of this 4 part Hollywood Action Movie,where the hunt for the stone becomes a gamble for life. Only in Vegas.This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and, if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast onwhichever platform you listen to us. Artwork by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects were obtained from: https://www.zapsplat.comCat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Part 1: Forgotten TreasuresNovelist, Charlie Blunderwedge and his friend and literary agent, Jim Bond, are thrown into adventure after discovering mysterious writings on theback of Charlie's new painting. But what does it all mean? And why does a man who looks exactly like Sean Bean care so much?Join Charlie, Jim, and a whole heap of Hollywood characters as they set out on their quest to solve the question no one knew needed answering:What is the Pynming August Sun Stone?This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and, if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast onwhichever platform you listen to us. Artwork by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects were obtained from: https://www.zapsplat.comCat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this final episode of the Cat Noir miniseries; the remaining survivors reach the windmill and learn the truth behind the plane crash. Are they in purgatory? Or maybe trapped in a time loop? Has this all been a hallucination? Or just an insane scheme, concocted by a failed actor, desperate to get on the podcast? All the answers you need are here. In this episode. Waiting to be heard. This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and, if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast on whichever platform you listen to us. Artwork by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects were obtained from: https://www.zapsplat.com Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode due to a restraining order.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Following the horror of the swimming pool, the survivors find a door marked 'Quarantine' on the side of a disused windmill. Inside, they'll find answers to the power behind the island. Meanwhile, Danny Peaks learns he can't outrun his past. So he packs his bags. This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and, if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast on whichever platform you listen to us. Artwork by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects were obtained from: https://www.zapsplat.com Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode. Where are you Geoff? Give us a call.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Following the heart breaking tragedy of the coconut incident, things are becoming sweaty and tense in the jungle. Maybe the survivors could cool down with a nice swim, but nothing comes easy in a jungle, where everything wants to eat you. Meanwhile, Danny sends Warren on a mission and finally meets Salutations Binweave face to face. This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and, if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast on whichever platform you listen to us. Artwork by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects were obtained from: https://www.zapsplat.com Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode despite the numerous messages left for him.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Something waits, echoing through the jungle, while Alfie has a flashback of daddy issue sized proportions. Elsewhere, an unlikely duo is formed as Danny and Warren investigate the tickets with the help of Warren's friend: a real life computer wizard. This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and, if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast on whichever platform you listen to us. Artwork by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects were obtained from: https://www.zapsplat.com Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode as he is on holiday in Bermuda and is not taking calls.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A woman awakes on a beach, bruised, bloody and lost. Recognition of where she is and what has happened begins to float across her face. She winces back the pain…Who else has survived? Where are they? Why did this happen? What animal would make the perfect family pet?Meanwhile a Heron needs collecting from the airport.This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and, if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast on whichever platform you listen to us. Artwork by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects were obtained from: https://www.zapsplat.com Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode due to his ongoing commitments to baking, regardless of any scheduled court appearances.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nine very different people all have one thing in common: they've been gifted a holiday to Bermuda. Not all of them are going to make it. Unconnected and unknowing, everyone boards the plane while Danny Peaks gets a mysterious phone call and Passport Control proves that no matter what actions you take, you can't cheat fate. This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and, if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast on whichever platform you listen to us. Artwork by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects were obtained from: https://www.zapsplat.com Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode due to recent allegations.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The hottest new podcast is taking the world by storm: Rouge Chien.A hot mess of alternative scenes, audience added outtakes, strange sound effects and impossible sketches that somehow feel strangely familiar. Matt thinks it's the best thing since pre-unsliced cut bread got sliced. Is he right?Kev's not so sure. In fact, Kev thinks something far more sinister is afoot...Meanwhile, two phone calls converge and become trapped in a time loop shattering reality.From this fracture, within the fabric of the known universe comes an egg; which falls to stand on top of a hill. A mere, ten years later, it begins to crack. But how do all these events relate? You can bet your last bread slice you'll find out on Rouge Chien.This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders, with special guest star Alex Beckhelling.Cat noir is edited by Gary the Trainee Sound Engineer. Rouge Chien is edited by a dog in a box surrounded by Herons. Some sound effects downloaded from zapsplat.com Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast.Who even is Geoff the Baker?Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tricia wants nothing more than a normal family and a quiet life. Life has other plans for her. Gordon wants for his wife to be happy. But life has other plans for him too. And now, tonight, in a small house, in a boring residential suburb, one man will battle with his inner demons for the sake of his sanity and his family. Self belief, therapy and religion may not work, so why don't we all sing a song?This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders and guest starred Maisie Chilvers.Editing is by Gary the Trainee Sound Engineer.Some sound effects obtained from zapsplat - find them onlineWhy not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and if you like what we do, please like and subscribe too.Geoff the Baker's secrets hide in the small print.All music (C) Kevin ChilversPlay Cat Noir Comedy Podcast presents: music from Possession by Kevin Chilvers on Amazon Music Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kelvin The Robot goes shopping, family ties are explored in "Cops on Blocks," Dale Allen looks into Road Rage and Matt and Kev return from their road trip, but have they found the Marple?Listen in to find out the answers to these questions and more.This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Matt "Coconut" Sanders and Kevin "Apricot" Chilvers.Editing is by Gary the Trainee Coconut Engineer.Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our coconut. I mean podcast.Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com and Coconuts (patient pending) supplied by Geoff the Baker.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Imagine if you will, a man calling the same number four times, expecting different results each time.Is this the type of man you would assume will one day, run the country?A buffoon, loon, a baboon, a cruel twisted, Babaffloon.Isn't it more likely that this man would fail? Listen in to find out. Whilst you are here, you may as well know it's the return of Agony Aunt and the end of Duke Render. Gulp!This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.Editing is by Gary the Trainee Sound Engineer.Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast.Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.comCat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can Matt and Kev find the missing Marple?Can Ian save Stella from Juggy Brown?Can Duke Render turn up on time or at least within a few miles of his target?Can Chester the dog save Bundy and Ted from non-stop boogie-woogie?Do the can-can can-can with Cat Noir.This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.Editing is by Gary the Trainee Sound Engineer.Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast.Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.comCat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt and Kev are on hot on the trail of their missing Marple as Stella finds her old magic doesn't work on everyone.Duke Render finds himself off target, Dale Allen sets his sights on a prime story whilst Charlie gives Jim the run down on his neighbours.Geoff the Baker was unable to appear in this week's episode.This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.Editing is by Gary the Trainee Sound Engineer.Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast.Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.comCat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What was that? A foghorn, a chocolate advert, a werewolf, the swooping of a dragon? Just one more thing... how many Marples make a cupboard full of Marples? Find out the answers to these pressing questions and more by entering the World of Cat Noir.This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Editing is by Gary the Trainee Sound Engineer. Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast.Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.comCat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back for a second season and returning in style as we present "Too many Marples" a story within the sketch show, inside the comedy podcast. A murder, mystery just waiting to be solved nine times over.Meanwhile, Matt is convinced Kev has opened a café in his front room and Ian returns to the studio without Stella, and finds himself in a sticky situation.This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Editing is by Gary the Trainee Sound Engineer. Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast.Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.comCat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Patrick MacNee as he fights Ogre's, dragons and applies for car insurance whilst introducing the second season of the Cat Noir Comedy Podcast.Steed is back in the saddle; dressing gowns optional.Written and performed by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers..Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com Geoff the Baker lives a bourgeois lifestyle but he'd hate anyone to know that. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.