Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

Mr Godwin is looking for love. Unfortunately he is looking for it on an app provided by his new next door neighbourwho has built a casino in his loft. Can Mr Godwin beats the odds to find love before the council offices open onWednesday or has he had his chips? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker spins right round, baby, right round, like a record baby, right round, round, round.But he hasn't thought this though, and is now dizzy.______SPIV: Previously on Cat Noir… Short summary of the last episode over the end version of the CAT NOIR THEME SPIV: Cat Noir presents… Dates are not the only fruit. Written and performed by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. SCENE ONE: RestaurantMr Godwin is in a restaurant with a variety of females. The scene plays as a montage with Mr Godwin doing a voiceover with no background sounds on those lines. MR GODWIN: (Voiceover) I started to use the app, just as my neighbour had shown me. After months of not getting any matches, I changed my profile picture to that of Brad Pitt. Again, another useful suggestion from next door. Suddenly I was matching with someone new every day. However, I never realised dating could be so hard… MISS DYSON: …so I said to them, "you'll never take me alive coppers!"MR GODWIN: I don't condone gun violence or disrespecting the law.MISS DYSON: Don't worry I didn't kill anyone that time.MR GODWIN: That time? MAMA: Come to me baby.MR GODWIN: I'm not sure this is appropriate in a public place.MAMA: Sit on my lap and lick my face.MR GODWIN: I think I've left the gas on. I better hurry home.MAMA: Oh dear. Once you turn the gas on, there is no way to stop the pressure in the pipes. If you get my drift.MR GODWIN: I'm not sure I do.MAMA: You can't just turn the gas on and then off straight away. You will need to do some cooking.MR GODWIN: Right. Erm… What… What are we cooking?MAMA: Anything. The gas is on full and I am boiling in the pan.MR GODWIN: I don't understand.MAMA: I'm dripping over the side and streaming up the room.MR GODWIN: I really do need to leave. GORMLESS: I'm a maid in a county house and I'm Gormless.MR GODWIN: You're what?GORMLESS: Gormless. That's my name sir.MR GODWIN: Please don't call me that. Try Philip.GORMLESS: Yes Mr Philip sir.MR GODWIN: I'm sure your profile said your name was Trixie. And it's just Philip. No sir.GORMLESS: I don't use my real name on the app Just Philip, no sir. You can never be too careful. There's a lot of weirdos about.MR GODWIN: Indeed.GORMLESS: I do hope this date is taking place before the Bumpkin Manor episodes, or I'm dead. Now there's a funny thought. Have you ever dated anyone who might be dead? MR GODWIN: (Voiceover) I'd had enough. There is only so much one can take. I headed back home to visit my neighbour. SCENE TWO: The casinoMr Godwin is in Spiv's house. He continues his voiceover, but it is clear he has been relaying this information to Spiv.  MR GODWIN: After that date, we had another a few days later. I thought everything was going well. Then she never replied to any more of my messages.SPIV: Sounds like she's ghosted you.MR GODWIN: My god. I hope she isn't dead.SPIV: Nah. Ghosting. She's not an actual ghost, she just decided not to continue talking to you.MR GODWIN: Well, why didn't she say that?SPIV: Just the way it works governor. You chat, go on a date then never speak again.MR GODWIN: She could have just said she didn't want to chat anymore.SPIV: It's the way dating is in this day and age. Don't worry, there's plenty more fishfingers in the sea.MR GODWIN: I chatted to one lady for a whole week. Every ten minutes, message after message, then when I suggested we meet up, she said we didn't have a connection.Listen in to get more...Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mr Godwin can't get any rest, as his new neighbour is making too much noise,so he turns to his old friend Agony Aunt to find a solution.Will the council help before Mr Godwin is forced to seek the advice of MC Hammer? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker has good neighbours. Just a friendly wave each morning, helps to make a better day.------------------SCENE ONE: Mr Godwin's front roomWe are in the front room of perennially annoyed Mr Godwin. There are muffled but loud construction sounds coming from next door. Mr Godwin is on the phone but we can only hear his side of the conversation.  MR GODWIN: (on the phone) So it's been going on for two weeks now… yes, two weeks. (pause) Well, I'd like to know what you are going to do about it. (pause) So there's nothing you can do? Right. (pause and then incredulously) You suggest I call who? (pause) The police or the council! I haven't got time for that. I thought, as you had phoned me to try and scam me out of my life savings, that maybe we could come to some arrangement where I release the equity on my house and you, in turn, deal with my noisy neighbour. (pause) Hello! Hello! Ah… I can't hear you anyway. Construction sounds are now too loud, so he ends the calls.  MR GODWIN: Right. Time for my favourite programme. Just pop the TV on. Mr Godwin turns on the TV and we hear CAT NOIR THEME MR GODWIN: Cat Noir presents… The theme and voiceover can barely be heard… there is too much construction work happening. MR GODWIN: I said, Cat Noir Presents… Home under… I best shut these windows. Mr Godwin shuts two windows. The construction sounds are still too loud. MR GODWIN: I still can't hear myself think. I'll shut the doors too. He shuts two doors and the sounds abate. MR GODWIN: That's better. Now, where was I. Oh yes. Cat Noir Presents… Home under the hammer. The sounds increase again with new equipment being used.  MR GODWIN: (shouting) Written and performed by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. The sounds have stopped but Mr Godwin hasn't noticed. MR GODWIN: (Still shouting) I think I'll make some tea.SPIV: (OOV - next door) Keep it down mate. Some of us are trying to rest.MR GODWIN: Right. I've had enough of this. Two weeks this has been going on. Two weeks. He opens the lounge door and exits the home through the front door, crossing the shingle drive to his neighbours house. SCENE TWO: Doorstep - next doorAt his neighbours, Mr Godwin rings the doorbell. The door opens. SPIV: Yes. Oh hello.MR GODWIN: Oh no. Not you.SPIV: What. I've never met you before.MR GODWIN: Yes you have, loads of times. My house got invaded and we fought the intruder off together with the help of a lost boy. SPIV: (Pause) No. I think I'd remember that.MR GODWIN: You ruined my Christmas. Twice.SPIV: Did I?MR GODWIN: Hmm. What are you doing next door?SPIV: I'm your new neighbour. Hello bunk buddy.MR GODWIN: (flustered) Yes, well… what? Bunk Buddies we are not. Neighbours we are.SPIV: (in Yoda voice) Speak like Yoda, you do.MR GODWIN: I do not, no. (throws hands up) Ah. Look what you've turned me into.SPIV: A cheap star wars knock off.MR GODWIN: No. A moaning neighbour.SPIV: Well, stop moaning and go back to your own house then.MR GODWIN: I won't and I have questions.SPIV: Hit me then. I meant metaphorically, don't actually strike my face, I'm very attached to my features.MR GODWIN: Why are you making so much noise?SPIV: Easy question. I'm having something put into my loft.MR GODWIN: What?SPIV: A casino.MR GODWIN: A casino?Listen in to hear moreCat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Filthy, frazzled, foul-smelling, and largely friendless in a world too big to make sense,Stargazers Bundy and Ted are faced with some difficult choices in their quest to return to normal size.Part 4 of a 4 part story. Written, performed, produced, directed, and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast There has been a recall on Geoff the Baker’s new four layer triple chocolate éclair cheesecake pies.If you have one, please do not eat it. There will be no further announcements regarding this product. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With the butterflies disgruntled and woodlice chomping on the floorboards, Stargazers Bundy and Tedhope for more promising answers from the return of Tim the ladybird. Meanwhile, elsewhere,the greenfly don’t seem too happy. Part 3 of a 4 part story. Written, performed, produced, directed, and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast Following multiple announcements, Geoff the Baker’s new four layer triple chocolate éclair cheesecakepie has attracted a lot of attention from the media and hospitals. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With a whole new perspective of the observatory floor, stargazers Bundy and Ted meet some of the wildlifeand learn what they really think about humans. Part 2 of a 4 part story. Written, performed, produced, directed, and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast Geoff the Baker proudly announces that his new four layer triple chocolate éclair cheesecake pie is now available.Come to think of it, the first announcement last week probably wasn’t required. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stargazers Bundy and Ted are in for a fun surprise at the hands of a strange new mystery parcel, which comes complete with incredibly vague instructions.Part 1 of a 4 part story. Written, performed, produced, directed, and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast Geoff the Baker proudly announces an upcoming announcement about a new four layer triple chocolate éclair cheesecake pie.Stay tuned for further announcements.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Cat Noir Comedy Podcast Season 8.The weekly season.Join us every 7 days for 12 weeks of fun.Bundy I shrunk the Ted 1Bundy I shrunk the Ted 2Bundy I shrunk the Ted 3Bundy I shrunk the Ted 4Home under the hammerDates are not the only fruitWar of the Whelks (Part One)War of the Whelks (Part Two)Revenge of the WhelksPublic DomainThe Knowing Wink of Podcast ZeroPatrick MacNee's Missing TV----------------------Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast.Follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters, born from sketches but forged in the stories we tell.There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Don't mind Geoff the Baker he's just socially awkward.---------www.catnoircomedypodcast.org.uk Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Announcement!Cat Noir will be releasing 12 episodes weekly from Feb 2026 and then again later in the year. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast Geoff the Baker is up to something.Omx0bDflDGVAeJOieRYc Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The four survivors of Flight 935 have been saved, but at what cost.As a devious plot to restart a chocolate empire puts Insert and Agatha in danger, Danny and Warren are forced to complete a dangerous mission in the heart of occupied Herring territory and not everyone is getting out alive. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker is interesting.Sorry, he advises he actually said he is "into resting" and is off for a nap. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The four survivors of flight 935 have been stranded on the island again, but this time it won't be for long. After covering themselves in feathers to keep cool, Warren's past catches up with him and Insert and Agatha are kidnapped by a birdwatcher. Danny just wants to get home and put his feet up. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker reports he has Pteronophobia.That's a fear of feathers. Yes, I had to google it too. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Celebrity chef Honk Romsey and his team randomly pitch up at Kev’s house to record an episode of his hit kitchen television show.  Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast  Geoff the Baker doesn’t believe in doughballs. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today we join Keith and Chris on the frontline of a training session all about the complexities of safely managing risk in the workplace. Participation is mandatory.  Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.  Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.  Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast   Geoff the Baker won’t be appearing in this episode due to bakery reasons.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Dale Alan for the once in a lifetime opportunity to interview Hollywood actor and all round legend Brian Breynoldson a specially extended episode of Digging Deeper. Brian’s not actually here yet, though he’s definitely on his way.Luckily, someone else is keen to fill in for him, and she swears she has a story to tell.Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode due to some elephants placing a massive order of iced buns.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast ---- This episode is dedicated to our college tutor Jeffrey Holmes who taught us everything we needed to know about acting and more. R.I.P Jeff.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You wanna know what's gonna happen, don't you? Maybe it's for the best you just listen. You can never have too much of a good thing.Curiosity is healthy and can be wise, but sometimes you need to know when to leave well alone. Just get out whilst you still can.Can you hear bagpipes? Oh my god! RUN! Travelling by train, Chip Mason and Gavin Walters find themselves on the run from a bizarre Scottish soldier who cannot possibly exist. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Credit for clean audio of bagpipes playing: Stephen Watt, Marie Mont, OH Police Department.Some other sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker has tinnitus. Lucky git.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charlie Blunderwedge and Jim Bond fly out to a small apple producing isle to find a missing child in a storyremarkably similar to the old film The Wicker Man; a film so famous that surely everyone must have seen it by now...haven’t they?All celebrity voices impersonated.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders."Hegs" written and performed by Matt Sanders, music by Kevin Chilvers.Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .Geoff the Baker has got some lovely apple pies for sale.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A classic tale of meringue-based hauntings. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .  Geoff the Baker went bowling.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Only one man can save publisher Jim Bond when an ancient evil is waiting in the shadows. However, Charlie Blunderwedge must face his faith, wellbeing and hatred of long, boring flashbacks in order to be ready. Please arrive early or be a little late. The exact hand of time is where the Hour Man waits. Beyond the eye, just out of view. The Hour Man counts the seconds for you. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .  Geoff the Baker didn't realise it at the time but now, stood in front of the whole convent, he really could do with a pair of new pants. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In America, songs from a hip-hop band have begun to predict the future and the F.B.I. are tasked to investigate before the release of their new single:Kaboom! (End of the World) Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker enjoys time at his local playground; where he likes to go clockwise round the roundabout, slide down and swing both ways. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For this year’s seasonally festive special we were inspired by the Dickens’ Christmas tale of ghosts and changing ways. In our version, we’ve reworked the classic into a modern day story of constantly feeling hassled, and given it a name lifted from an old Bowie movie. This pleased Kev cos he’s a massive fan. Matt likes Labyrinth.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker is in pantomime somewhere near Clacton.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ian Browdent, a struggling music producer Is auditioning singers for a new commercial when he is offered the chance of a lifetime: an all-inclusive tour of America. However, there is always a catch. Will Ian be able to explain why there are four dead bodies in the street and he is holding the smoking gun? Or is he destined to spend the rest of his life behind bars?  Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker has never killed anyone. But if you purchased a meat pie from his shop on the 4th of September 2015 he is offering 20% off your next purchase.  Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Christmas gets rudely hijacked, Kev and Matt take to the road tracking the evil Rick Alanman to The Tachycardic Plaza in London,where Danny Peaks is having the time of his life. Can Kev and Matt save Christmas? No good asking Mr Tunguska... he will never tell. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker has a tattoo. Can you find it? Answers on a postcard to Guess GOB's Tats @ Cat Noir Comedy Podcast quiz. Norfolk, UK.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Novelist Charlie Blunderwedge and his agent Jim Bond take a few well earned vacation days in a secluded health spa hidden in the Swiss Alps. But is Restoration Falls all that it seems? And what exactly are the special treatments that go on there?Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker has been here before.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why is a single island known as The Ferrero Rocher Isles? Exactly where is it and should anyone even care?Who is the mysterious Lacunar Infarct? Is he really a vampire? Or is some other nonsense afoot?Dale Alan digs deeper to find out.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker wears green crocs.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Novelist, Charlie Blunderwedge and his friend and literary agent, Jim Bond, are thrown into adventure after discovering mysterious writings on theback of Charlie's new painting. But what does it all mean? And why does a man who looks exactly like Sean Bean care so much?Join Charlie, Jim, and a whole heap of Hollywood characters as they set out on their quest to solve the question no one knew needed answering:What and where is the Pynming August Sun Stone? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .  Geoff the Baker knows...Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a dodgy bet in a rowdy pub; famed explorer Arnold Reinhold-Badgerfur assembles a team to cross the seas and searchfor the mighty, mythical goat sucking Chupacabra. Who'll make the team and who can be trusted? Rum anyone?Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker is in shock. He's just seen how much a first class stamp costs.Song: Super Chupacabra: Performed by Super Chupacabra with The Supremes (post Diana Ross). I'm not a goat sucker, I'm a goat suckers son. (Super Chupacabra! Chupacabra)If you see me coming I think you better run. (Super Chupacabra! Chupacabra)People think I'm dangerous but actually I'm fun. (Super Chupacabra! Chupacabra.)Super! Super! Chupacabra I'm just a mythical beast, on my way to a pirate feast. I'm just a mythical beast. I'm coming on your boat looking for goats.(He's just a mythical beast, on his way to a pirate feast. He's just a mythical beast)I bet you jump and float, whilst I suck your goats. Run far! I'm Super Chupacabra!I'm a damn killer / Wearing Charlie by Matthew Zink. I'm gonna blow up your boat. I'm gonna make it sink.Gonna ensure you never leave this island. Explosions is what I have planned. Your boat and my dynamite in a...Sexy! Sexy! Bang, bang, bang, bang. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us for the Honk’s Kitchen.Compiling the semi-final and final of one of the world’s most exciting daytime cookery shows, where casseroles and tempers get extremely heated.Who will win the coveted prize of Head Chef at Honk Romsey’s brand new mobile restaurant and burger van: Honkz.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker couldn't appear in this episode as he wasn't in the original episodes and does not have a time machine.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Compilating Ian and Stella's journey from recording their first album, to the mishaps of not working together and then their musical assault on Vegas.Join us for a love story like no other and music that should never have been recorded due to it's magical qualities.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker loves the work of Tim Bamburner and has one Goldeneye.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Flashback with us to when Matt and Kev lost one of the 9 Miss Marple's that live in their cupboard and chased her across the Cat Noir Metaverse.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker is missing.No, sorry, that was a typo.Geoff the Baker is massing.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time to count down the top five "True Crime shows of the decade" as presented by Patrick MacNee.The only problem is, Matt's wiped all the tapes.However, the ever resourceful Patrick reveals a unique opportunity for Matt and Kev to finally do some acting. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .  Geoff the Baker would like us to point out that he often appears in the small print for many other podcasts,but he likes the way we treat him with respect and so has renewed his contract to stay in our small print for a further three years.God bless Geoff.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Unexpected equine activity causes a big problem in Kev’s front room.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Social media management by Laurie Stone.Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker is here to help, but he’s just popped out.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Flight instructor Mike Russett starts his morning with a challenging lesson. But, for Mike, today is only going to get weirder… Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Cessna FX provided by "Cheeseheadburger" and "Cask" on freesounds.comGeoff the Baker was here a moment ago. You just missed him.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A one-note character, largely known for saying Perkins lots, swears vengeance and justice on the man who wronged her, and will stop at nothing to make things right.Warning: this episode contains themes of revenge and marzipan.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker is staying as far away from this episode as he can.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jude Baxter works at Hamilton laboratories.His single purpose is to clean up after others and be ignored by his colleagues.One night after hours, he accidentally solves the complex puzzle to life on earth,however, has he just doomed the rest of the world to destruction. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker doesn't really care for the environment.We caught him releasing raw sewage into our local pond. You don't want the details. #britishcomedy #podcastfantasystories #fullcomedypodcast #shortstoryaudiobookCat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hunted by an array of people braying for blood, Danny Peaks has to think outside the boxto defeat the ancient sorcerer before he destroys the city. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .  Magic Mike has been in touch to advise that he has never heard of Geoff the Baker.He does however eat baked items, but only on Thursdays. He needs to maintain his figure. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Danny Peaks thought his day couldn't get any worse, but it has.Hunted by the police and now trapped in a disused mine with his family,Danny meets an ancient sorcerer who is in desperate need of a cup of tea. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .  Geoff the Baker would like to point out an error in last weeks synopsis, where we incorrectlystated he doesn't like magic. Apparently that sentence should have read. Geoff the Baker doesn't like MagicMike. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Danny Peaks is in big trouble. His wife has been kidnapped by bandits and the police want a word.Could his day get any worse?Maybe a visit to his rival Graham, will cheer him up? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .  Geoff the Baker doesn't like magic, but he does like circles. His favourite is a tangent. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Marooned at a desolate research station on a planet far, far away and likely fictional,civilian Jeff Bumble takes Star Captain Dick Calhoon through a virtual tour of life on an outpostwith no other humans and no contact beyond one affectionate android.Episode 70 was written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode due to his disbelief in the planet Nibiru.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seizing the opportunity to deliver his own podcast, Bill Shyster introduces us to the greatest money-making venture of all time.Warning: DO NOT give this man any money.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode due to a long-running dispute with Bill Shyster.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More gruesome deaths await the third night of the full moon at Bumpkin Manor. Will Kev and Matt survive?Will the identity of the beast finally be revealed? Does any of this even matter? Who knows.Episode four of a four-part mini-series.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker’s word is to be taken on a case-by-case basis.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The second day at Bumpkin Manor brings authoritative questions and stupid answers,whilst the second night brings more blood, death, and the return of the beast.But just what is it? A wild animal? Or are far more sinister forces at work?Episode three of a four-part mini-series. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker’s word is currently being contested.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Still on the first night of the full moon cycle, Kev and Matt seek answers in the rural Bumpkin Manor;home to an eccentric family of complete and incomplete Bumpkins. Is everyone really who they saythey are and what of the beast calling out in the night? Episode two of a four-part mini-series. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker is NOT a man of his word.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Following the arrival of a mysterious letter, Kev and Matt take to the road in search of Bumpkin Manor,and all the secrets that lie within. Join us for the first episode of a four-part mysterious mystery mini-series,where the words mysterious and mystery are likely to get used far too often.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Social media management by Laurie Stone.Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and the AI generated episode covers by KC.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .Geoff the Baker is a man of his word.Season 5 starts here.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us for a special tale starring Pink tiger and his faithful butler Burrowing Owl,as they investigate the curious case of the Pale Lemur.Keep the receipt, just in case. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker has made mince pies for the occasion. I wouldn't take one if he offers. You never know.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With the super hero team, "No Quarter," broken into pieces and no closer to finding to the villain known as Dr Dentist. Duke takes charge and starts to connect the dots. What he finds however, will challenge everything he thought he knew. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff The Baker played the Trombone during this episode. Thankfully, many, many miles away from our recording. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Having lost another member of "No Quarter," the super hero team regroup to look for the villain known as Dr Dentist.However, a bigger danger could lay closer to home. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff The Baker recorded a cameo for this episode but his scene was cut. It was a shame as he was excellent. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Time Traveller, Duke Render has been forced into joining the super hero team, "No Quarter." Their mission, to find the super villain known as Dr Dentist. However the team are fixated on a little, old man who lives down the road and only wants a quiet life. Maybe they are looking in the wrong direction? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . We just want to make it clear; although there is a character called Geoff Baker in this weeks episode, it is not Geoff THE Baker. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who is the mysterious Lacunar Infarct? Is he really a vampire? Or is some other nonsense afoot?Dale Alan digs deeper in the concluding part of this year’s Halloween special. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .Geoff the Baker is stuck in traffic.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why is a single island known as The Ferrero Rocher Isles? Exactly where is it?And should anyone even care? These, and many other questions, are unlikelyto get answered in this episode; the first of a two-part Halloween special.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.comCome find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker will be with you in a minute.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After 136 weeks of non-stop cooking action, things are about to get even hotter in the grand final of Honk’s Kitchen.Join us for cauliflower, broccoli, and much much more as the last two contestants compete to win the coveted prizeof Head Chef at Honk Romsey’s brand new mobile restaurant and burger van: Honkz.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker won’t be appearing due to reasons known only to the secret service.Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.