Cabot Cove Confidential

Does one 'play' a play? How many states are in Perceptual New England? Are we distracting or relevant? And why are there so many speaking roles in this episode? Come along and listen to Damien's ignorance of theater eclipse his ignorance of geography as we talk 'Deadpan'.

Will Jill learn the right lessons from her time with Marty? Will Consuela ever get back in her trailer? Does Luke own any other pants or did he blow his clothing budget on disguise glasses? And with a name like Strychnine can you ever relax? So get that bull a model train set Buster, we're heading to the rodeo for a Showdown In Saskatchewan!

What were Anton Chekhov's thoughts on frozen fish? Who wants a pitchfork of burning meat? What are the style rules for pairing bolo-ties and leather vests? And does this episode contain the best murder weapon in MSW history? Pull that Yellowtail out of the freezer (for personal protection) and join us even though its 'Just Another Fish Story'.

Will the Tilly Adams house be featured on House Hunters: Cabot Cove? Is Eve Simpson a hyper-focused professional or a stone cold sociopath? Was Alastair a tormented fan or a dangerous man? And are mung beans better or worse when burnt? Take an inventory of your possessions and hide the valuables behind brick #3, we're coming to your place to chat about the time Benedict Arnold Slipped Here!

Is it a bigger faux pas to not appreciate the quality of a good wine or to not detect the poison added to it? Will family dinners be awkward for Michelle when Ben Skyler is brought up? Has Stella been secretly spitting in the food for years? And is Salvatore really dying or is this another attempt to bring his family together while evading justice? Pour a glass of your finest vintage and join us for a party where the food is plentiful and the music is reminiscent of a popular 90s McDonalds campaign, its 'A Very Good Year For Murder'.

When having a medical emergency while driving, is it best to accelerate downhill while swerving wildly? Why is it so hard to say "Carl Cosgrove"? What else was in JB's file? And did Francis prefer dressing like a priest because he didn't own a good suit? Join us in the safehouse while we look in on a Murder Through The Looking Glass!

Is it ever a good idea to give up after one attempt when trying to warn someone they are being poisoned? Will Deidre be cast as Jessica in the play Eugene is writing about the events of this episode? Who will play Deidre if she is? And why are we so concerned with this? Grab a fan and tuck your tie into your pants while we head to the deep south for proposals and grits while Mourning Among The Wisterias!

What is the market rate for cursed rubies these days? Are Carolyn and Mark terrible by nature or nurture? Does not telling people about his cursed cobra nightmares contribute to or detract from Vikram's success? And how many times have you been fooled by the old cigarette in the latch trick? Its family reunions, polo heckling and attempted murder at Richie Hazlitt's place, we're talking 'Curse Of The Daanav'!

Is Leonard an astronomer genius or coffee spilling hack? Will Carrie ever stop relocating in an attempt to escape her inner turmoil? How do you please someone who only wants to talk about comets until he is asked to talk about comets? And does Aunt Edna even have bursitis? So get computering on that telescope and don't call Thor by his first name while we keep a lookout for a 'Harbinger of Death'.

Is #floak going to take off? How scary can you be with the name Elmo? Can you get 'hopped up' on Sleepy Time Tea? Is it customary for a deputy to provide their own uniform? And has anyone ever successfully pretended to be their own answering machine? Gather the Framily! It's time to impose on in-laws and enjoy a sleepy New England feast. But first, Who Threw the Barbitals in Mrs. Fletcher's Chowder?

What was a computer operator salary in 1987? Why wasn't Charlotte Rae fronting any of the bands on the Monolith of Death tour? And couldn't Mark just wait for his next review? Set up that suplex and throw on a Willa Ford album - we're at season 4, episode 11; Doom with a View.

Why couldn't we just get a bookend? When will land developers learn to stay out of Cabot Cove? How does Charlie Peabody's motel stay in business? And why did we decide to do every episode in order? Try to figure out if this episode is bad, inept, offensive or some combination of the three, its episode 10 of season 4!

Is Luis Framm just a jaded Grady? Did Eddie crash because he isn't good at thinking ahead or could he just not see over his mustache? When will anyone explain to the Garden of Eden staff that Jessica isn't actually Mary Rose? And can Martha find happiness in a mall job? Come with us to the west coast's answer to Cabot Cove while we talk about MSW's "Trouble In Eden".

Is Danger Doctor the original unconventional detective? Why did Gayle even go to the meeting if she didn't want to work in television? Was this Sid Sharkey's first gift? Why did Gary do it? Why wasn't it Gary that did it? Come listen to Jennie talk about Gary's guns and Damien just want to talk about Gary in season 4, episode 8; 'Steal Me A Story'.

Is it fair for Seth to blame the calamari's failure on a DOA call? What would Johnathan do with an eighth day in the week? Will Amos ever recover from his beauty parlor migraine? And will he be able to get a date now that Johnathan's leaving town? So get ready to gossip and berate Coreen or maybe just hide in the corner with a magazine and a coffee because "If It's Thursday, It Must Be Beverly"!

On a scale of 'The Doodlebops' to 'Die Antwoord', how controversial is Emma's spooning song? Will Emma and JB swap tales of their crime solving exploits on their next long distance call? And how fast did news of the arrest hit the Garden Club circuit? Grab a pint, skip the herring and call your identical cousin because it's time for season 4, episode 6; 'It Runs in the Family'.

Can a tennis match reveal corporate leadership strength? Is it medically sound to pull a TV into a hot tub to stop a heart attack? How much glass was smashed or stolen in this episode? And will Tom and Morgan bond over their shared experiences of murderously minded wives? Take your seat at the table but skip that moment of silence as we enter the cutthroat corporate world in season 4, episode 5 - The Way to Dusty Death.

Will Sarah take her vows at the convent or with Mike Phelps? Will Ray Carter ever make it to Florida? Did JB keep the convent map to run future D&D campaigns? And will the M&M sisters ever trust Sarah with cookie baking responsibilities again? Grab your flashlight and meet us in the catacombs , we're exploring season 4, episode 4; Old Habits Die Hard.

Did Jessica actually like Jim's work, or even Jim? Why is it so hard to believe his books are any good? Did Jim hire someone else to do his writing? And why would anyone like Jim? Join us for questionable Canadian accents, Fletcher/MacGill homicide accusations and JB in disguise (twice) in 'Witness for the Defense'.

How rare is a 1950s cherry red Corvette and does anyone want to donate one to CCC for "research purposes"? Is Perry honest enough to be a judge? When Dan finds out what happened, will he be grateful he was in jail those two nights? And will coach keep the '66 trophy in his prison cell? Come out and relive old glories on the field as we talk secrets, sports cars and the struggle of emotions vs. justice in this week's episode - season 4, episode 2, When Thieves Fall Out.

Will "The Taylor Look" change prom fashion forever? Can a mistress demand monogamy? And could a red purse be a hotter smoking gun than the smoking gun? We're hitting the catwalk and strutting our stuff with a quick thinking emcee and model trainee in season 4, episode 1 - A Fashionable Way to Die. And don't worry, the pearls come with the dress!

Its a recap of our coverage of MSW's third season!

Will Stoney ever recoup those bootleg losses? Why does Mrs. Randy even want to own the recording studio? And can Sally Ann put her tin ear and screech owl voice to use in a different career path? Join us as we answer none of these questions in the season 3 finale, its episode 22, Murder, She Spoke.

Was Jessica relieved to work a cold case for strangers rather than keeping loved ones out of jail? Can we get a sequel where Thelma is wrongly accused of killing "the hunk"? And if you build models in your mansion while wearing a three-piece suit will Damien still consider you unemployed? What's old is ...not as old, because its super flashback attack in season 3, episode 21, "The Days Dwindle Down".

Will any of JB's flowers survive Tupper's flower sitting? Is breaking into a relatives house acceptable if they don't hear the doorbell? When did "lawyer" become a dead-end job? And can one be professionally stoked? Cast your ballot while keeping an eye out for snoopy secretaries, its season 3, episode 20 - The Cemetery Vote.

Will Grady ever find an honest employer? Did Zoltan find inspiration again when he left NYC? What's next for the informant hairdresser who struck it big with the IRS? And is Marty Giles still in business with his going out of business merchandise? Climb out of the crawlspace and bring your receipts, we're covering season 3, episode 19 - No Accounting for Murder.

When did MSW get so gruesome? Why does the doctor practice less medical confidentiality than the police? Does Wylie's mom get a stipend for her contributions? Will Corrie ever be able to win an argument with Kip after the "incident"? And who puts their light bulbs behind the sugar? Pop in those old videocassettes and pull up a seat, this week we talk about season 3, Episode 18 - No Laughing Murder.

Will a name like Cash Logan set you up for a successful life? Will George Selby still want to host a Simon Thane festival after this? And will Amos Tupper have room for two large secrets in his "amnesia vault"? Set up the studio and throw on some C.M.B.; we're discussing the masterpiece that is season 3, episode 17 - Simon Says, Color Me Dead.

Does Harry McGraw ever tell the truth? Where can we get a bullet proof couch cushion? How's the Doc/Blaster dairy farm partnership? And can The Irish Shillelagh continue his boxing career behind bars? The gloves are on, the fix is in and we're all warmed up and ready to cover the third visit from Harry McGraw in episode 16 of season 3, Death Takes a Dive.

Was the Uncle Buck who danced with Jess the Uncle Buck? Will Lynnette achieve the success she knows she deserves? Did Bert go ahead and order both chairs - or was his requisition DOA since the boss's signature is now meaningless? And will Rob be the prison racquetball champion? Never call Jessica "Ms. Fletcher" and always trust your spouse over violent psychopaths. Learn how we came by this sage advice in our exploration of Season 3, Episode 15 - The Bottom Line is Murder.

Was the Uncle Buck who danced with Jess the Uncle Buck? Will Lynnette achieve the success she knows she deserves? Did Bert go ahead and order both chairs - or was his requisition DOA since the boss's signature is now meaningless? And will Rob be the prison racquetball champion? Never call Jessica "Ms. Fletcher" and always trust your spouse over violent psychopaths. Learn how we came by this sage advice in our exploration of Season 3, Episode 15 - The Bottom Line is Murder.

Will Mike ever achieve proper posture? Does breakfast pizza absolve verbal error? How does one miss a loud argument, a second visitor and a tuning-fork massacre? And, most importantly, can we have Jessica back now? So join us for the episode no one was asking for - Season 3, Episode 14 - Murder in a Minor Key.

What exactly is the "surprise" in tuna surprise? Can Mona really recognize people just by looking at their feet? Will the cat have to go to prison for attempted murder by allergies of Gordon? And Will Leslie and Grady hit it off on the bus to NYC? Get your giant dictionary so you can describe how you feel about that tuna cuisine while we talk season 3's episode 13, Crossed Up.

Which is the more heinous crime; stealing a multi-million dollar piece of jewelry or tampering with someone's Walkman before a long flight? Who is the Empress Catherine and what does she have to do with Bunker Hill? Is the lounge any place for a cadaver? And will the Metcalfs and Burt have the memorable vacation in Paris that they deserve? So grab your over-sized knitting bag full of green handcuff alternatives 'cause we're having more fun than Bernie the pilot in Season 3, Episode 12 - The Corpse Flew First Class.

Where did Dorian learn to throw a punch? How would Greg Brady's tattoo fare on Ink Master? Is a bottle of vodka and a living room chair all you need to start in dentistry? And will Doc Dentist still practice his jewelry making craft in jail? So saddle up and meet us at the inn while we talk poetry and decapitation in Season 3, Episode 11 - Night of the Headless Horseman!

Could TJ Holt win a smirking contest? Is Eddie the reddest herring or just the creepiest soda jerk? Was generic cola the real killer? And should Chief Drock quit his day job as well as his passion hobby? Meet us at the playhouse for sundaes, romance, and intrigue in a world where understudy life is cheap, the plot was attacked by moths and the auditory hallucinations are sweet. It's season 3's episode 10; Stage Struck.

What secrets lie in George Fish's diary? Will Paula return home believing in the power of Jessica's mind reading or realize that she just has a terrible poker-face? Were we right about which toes Helman was missing? And can Amos get his $100 deposit back for the boat? So dial 9 for an outside line and check out that view from Hill House because we're getting explosively nautical in season 3, episode 9 - Obituary for a Dead Anchor!

Where are the Dobermans?! Is Magnum the only Detroit fan in Hawaii? Why does Art Houston keep his computer outside? And will countless tourists return home from Hawaii with stories of a man performing death defying feats outside of a hotel window? So put on your favorite ball cap and pack your heirloom jewelry, we're heading to Hawaii in the thrilling second half the Magnum P.I. crossover with Season 3, Episode 8 - Magnum on Ice!

Can Damien and Jennie successfully manage a secondary, 1 episode cast? Where are the Dobermans? Is it practical to tail someone using a helicopter?Does Amy ever tell the truth? And is it possible to hide at a garden party? Nobody puts Magnum in a corner, except Higgins...and Pamela...join us for the only episode of Magnum Pod Eye covering the MSW crossover part one - Novel Connection!

What's the proper amount of wait-time to get pics of a guy who's had a heart attack whilst attempting to brain you with a cane? Where are the Reveres living? Do you prefer flowers or taxidermy as office decorations? Will Jennie ever let this Sims thing go? And did I use 'whilst' correctly? So hop and the phone and get that headline for the bulldog edition because there's a 'Deadline For Murder'!

How is a woman of international fame who finds bodies and solves murders every time she leaves the county be considered dull by her neighbors? Is Larry's greatest secret that he is rich, industrious or appropriately risk averse? Did Sasquatch help destroy the convertible? And do the writers of MSW have a nemesis named David? So throw on your 3 piece beach suit and grab your binoculars, we're sailing the seas of deception in season 3, episode 6 - Dead Man's Gold.

Will sideways hot dogs become the new craze? Is corned beef a sound choice for a load bearing structure? How many duties are assigned to the secretary of the Kinkaid Agency? Will the Barths go into burger making? And how many commercials will the hosts bring up? Take the express elevator to the cutthroat world of advertising as we launch our new campaign in Season 3, Episode 5 - Corned Beef and Carnage!

Does Wyckam have any stories that won't lower your opinion of him? How did Michael stay so calm during his just-been-shot-car-chase phone call? Is your accountant really a spy? And will Franz continue on in the spy gigolo circuit or retire his title? Crash the embassy gate and join us in the convenient rose garden while we talk spy-shop in our coverage of "A White Rose for Death".

What is that orange thing on the shelf behind the counter? Did Amos successfully negotiate a back road in the dark that Seth couldn't locate? How many deputies does this town need and with that staff, why was the sheriff was so vacation deprived? And is it possible to get a refund on a gifted trip around the world? Grab an icy-warm Yoohoo from the fridge and join us for the only Kale that is sure to result in a heart condition while we try to finish season 3, episode 3 - Unfinished Business!

Is it better to fake your own death and then take a murder rap on a crime you didn't commit than face your overbearing ex? How has Sutter survived carny justice this long? Will Brad and Katie find love and leave circus life? Will Maylene succeed in her horse dreams? And are tiger threat confessions admissible in Arkansas? So find your long lost grandpa so he can clown around because we're heading to the circus where Death Stalks The Big Top!

It's the recap of our coverage of MSW's season 2! A little bit about each episode with comments, corrections and a deleted clip of audio from one of the episodes that we call a deleted scene even though you can't see anything. Check it out!

What has two frames, a thief and a club? (This episode!) Is the Sea Shanty a convenient spot for late night trysts? Will the Tilleys be able to save their reputation and pay their bills? Was Binky the happiest criminal ever to be apprehended? And do the super rich even eat pizza? Hide your splatter paintings and check the locks on your doors, there's a thief in town! Come along and crack the case as we cover the season 2 finale, 'If the Frame Fits'.

Will aunt Mildred go to her grave believing Cal's letters to her were lost during alligator-canoe confrontations? Is Brad wasting his dramatic reenactment talents by choosing a career in politics? Does Jessica ever manage to convince the city of New Orleans that Cal is not HER relation? And can a newly public love affair survive a prison sentence? It's Mardi Gras at New Orleans' most infamous gambling establishment as we unmask a killer and save a hapless naturalist from being his own worst enemy in season 2, episode 21 - The Perfect Foil.

Can Carol overcome the death of her parents and fiancee, the reemergence of her supposedly dead sister, an attempt on her life, a frame job, a police investigation, a murder in her house, a dismembered doll scene, and a wildly speculating doctor all at once?! Will Doris ever be almost engaged again? How much money did that guilt-mining cemetery caretaker extort out of Jess for the untidy grave? Will Rosie ever catch a ride back to space? And is Horrible Harrigan the real hero? Remember - everything must happen this week, so put on a red wig, shake up some dynamite and meet us at the club for season two episode 20; Menace, Anyone?

Will the events at the Bundy mansion strengthen or obliterate Grady's love life resolutions? Is Antonio a nerd with a camcorder or a socialite playboy? Can Chester Harrison make any good decisions? Did the butler actually do it? And can Grady be assertive without having to throw down with a private-eye over twice his age? Get to the chopper and hang on tight because we're swooping in for a game of croquet and coverage of season 2, episode 19 - Christopher Bundy, Died On Sunday, the episode with the title that explains the whole plot.