Cabot Cove Confidential

Cool cars, uncool lawyers, cool investigators, uncool marriages, and a super cool Stanton show up in an episode without a court to be seen.

Put on your chapstick, finish that poem, and don't forget to bring your grandma because we're falling off our bicycles from the excitment of Deadly Misunderstanding!

Chef Beck burns eclairs and Gerry burns bridges, while Ray's entire belief structure is challenged.

Jennie's lunch room is discussed, the new "Dinner Table Appropriateness" scale is introduced and then we talk about the season six's episodes and some of your comments.

Long cons from Sicily to Geneva, cousin versus cousin, terrible accents and fake true crime.

Some Exciting stunts. A fake captain, a new bike. The Szechuan Dragon.

The Crow. The Horse. The basement. The bride?

Was Stanton the first podcaster? Will Damien change his name to "Stun"? Will Elaine talk Monica into The Big Salad? And what does Bram Stoker's Dracula starring Burt Reynolds have to do with any of this?

An immature leading man, a creepy dysfunctional relationship, a bad fake mustache and a reminder to never drop your pencil on a break.

We're off the rails and neither of us likes the episode enough to rein each other in, also, we occasionally talk about The Big Show Of 1965.

Real Estate. Fake Howard.

We talk stocks, golf versus gulf, and high definition heartsmart beginnings while learning 'How To Make A Killing Without really Trying'.

Kevin's the best kid in the world, Jessica doesn't understand the town she lives in and Jennie needs bird information all while Seth's diet takes a downturn in 'If The Shoe Fits'.

We talk about The Train People, mullets, monographs, the quality of mystery writing in the MSW universe and even a little bit about what may be our least favorite of the bookends, Good-Bye Charlie.

The electionality of Mayor Booth and debates over 'electionality' as a word, Leonard Nimoy's musical legacy and laments over our last trip to Loretta's Salon come together while we talk about Town Father.

It's college cop class in the best of the bookends! This episode is a real Class Act, unlike this super basic episode description.

Island mansions, rich jerks, money grubbers, fortune hunting con men and terrible family relations abound during A Test Of Wills.

Stanton being awesome, hair metal terminator and The Brotherhood Of The Traveling Police Uniform, If you like Giorgi0 you'll love When The Fat Lady Sings.

Cabot Cove jerks, flammable solvents, friend-zoned firemen, the worst designed sign that MSW has ever featured and a title drop done by a woman paining a portrait of a fisherman all wrapped up with a slightly more caffeinated take on the usual CCC nonsense , it's Dead Letter!

Jack and Bill, Mullet and The Man, news-camera guns and bottle bombs, it's the first bookend we've enjoyed and it's awesome!

We start at the end but was Jessica wrong about who did it? Do we care? Also, Damien talks a little too much about answering machines and Jennie tells us tales of internet dating.

We've got late night cloak walks, giant knives, blood covered boats, comic book loving lawmen, wind breaker loving scumbags and rag doll physics wheelchair drops as Donald Barnes rethinks voluntary temporary assignments while under the Seal Of The Confessional!

From Paris to Athens, but never to Cairo. A story of spoiled travel, spies, murder, bird voice talent and stuff.

2:42 to skip the Lou. It's the Season Five recap and podcast wrap up along with some callbacks and goofing off! Thanks everybody!!

It's the Season 5 ender!

Major league. Small park. Purple dream shirt. The Bellman. Baseball. Broken glass.

Mistaken-Identity-but-not-really-a-mistake-but-maybe-still-not-cool-to-bring-up-to-a-possibly-grieving-widow energy abounds when Man-At-Arms sends an unqualified rumpled man to tail Jess in Double Exposure! And Harry's back!

Debates about bears and big game as well as a discussion about the financial benefits of substituting Fulci for babysitter bills. All that and some terrible family stuff!

Hard opinions on the Karate kid series and Limp Bizkit serve as the bread in this Sins Of Castle Cove recap sandwich.

Black and white flashbacks, unreliable narratives, obvious paternity secrets, motorcycle tough-guys and bitter-sweet news about the podcasts future. We're covering Truck Stop and its ...okay!

Is a bachelor's degree still valid post-marriage? Where is the link between Argento and Kolchaka? And what is the story with faculty/student relations in the MSW universe? It's lies, murder, inappropriate relationships, bad decisions and more lies, it's Alma Murder!

Is Iranian caviar as delicious as it is easy to import? Was the cypher designed for someone with no knowledge of cyphers to figure out? Did JB secretly miss the almond nougat that was replaced with microfilm? And what does any of this have to do with reptile parks? It's time for a Zmed-ucation with the episode that two out of two hosts agree is better when you don't fall asleep before the ending, From Russsia ...With Blood!

Are there no tree removal services in Cabot Cove? Is a pilgrim dress the 3rd piece in a suit? How did Adam's rep survive after the toaster-tech attack of 1985? And will Jonas be able to find love at the bus station again? Ghosts for hire, rock-star exorcists and fire hazards causing anxiety? Calm down, Little Ricky's on the case for Fire Burn, Cauldron Bubble!

Can Latimer get any props for being the first person to bust a JB ruse by recognizing her book jacket photo? What crucial part of the plot was Noodles the dog playing? And will Damien become a time-travelling foot model? Get out your morgue snacks and meet us downtown, it's time for unnecessary procedures and dog accessorization with some Smooth Operators!

How many episodes in a row will feature an estranged wife pulling a firearm on her con man spouse? Would this episode have been better with Pauly Shore? Is Danny a beautiful slob? And does Roger Philby stay up at night thinking of zingers? Oh no, they killed Michael Beck! Meet us at the mansion to compare sweaters and scars but leaves your smokes at home, it's The Search For Peter Kerry!

Will we ever hear of the Starlight Lounge again? How can two people lose one set of keys so many times? Was Vivian Jennie's favorite character ever? What exactly does Miles believe happened? And does Jess still have that red top? Place your bets, tell the party to go home, and Weave A Tangled Web!

What was Harriet's temperature anyway? Is Damien sponsored by the Whitman's Sampler? Will Ziggy ever find another companion to discuss his mother with? Did Clara ever get to try the food? And will Slocum be invited to the next big event? Modern weddings are all pork balls, black coffee and 'Something Borrowed, Someone Blue'!

Will Francesco's exploits end his career as a party psychic? Did Jill hone her skills by scamming Stevie Nicks fans into buying knock-off tambourines and scarves? Was Ben secretly a stone-cold hitman who didn't Del because he doesn't work for free? And will JB ever try that recipe Lee offered her? Chew your toast carefully and put your romantic quandaries aside, its Prediction: Murder!

Would Frank have really dropped the caddy off the plane if given half a chance (we think so)? Has Dressler ever met someone he couldn't offend? Is Rossi king of the long con? And will Mrs. Havermeyer notice those holes in the trunk? Heat up the hot plate while JB throws a sick burn, we're talking season 5, episode 7; The Last Flight of the Dixie Damsel.

Does Diane just try too hard? Is this Blackthorn's first job? Did Laszlo think the Queen of Tara Tiara replica-replica was his ticket out of the friend zone? Was there ever a moment Andrea considered doing the right thing? And will Ken stop creepily hanging around Siobhan's apartment now? Trigger the alarm and blow the doors out, we're talking Wearing Of The Green!

Are grand declarations a good idea prior to filing subpoenas? Bridie or Birdie? What do the guys in the dynamite factory say? And why is Reese such a dweeb? Lock your door, fry up some chicken and hold on to your Shakespeare, its Coal Miner's Slaughter!

Who really was skiing in the red parka? Was Gunnar a guru on skis or the baron of sleaze? Did Johnny make the team after all? Was this the worst day of Pamela's life? And will the Doc find needle-point fulfilling? Hold on to your room key, dodge the crossbow fire and hit the slopes because they're Snow White, Blood Red!

Who really was skiing in the red parka? Was Gunnar a guru on skis or the baron of sleaze? Did Johnny make the team after all? Was this the worst day of Pamela's life? And will the Doc find needle-point fulfilling? Hold on to your room key, dodge the crossbow fire and hit the slopes because they're Snow White, Blood Red!

How many bodies are buried in that yard? Is Lillian really dizzy or is that a front? Did Ole Korshack project so much failure that the bank employees weren't concerned about his suspicious behavior? And how long has Helen been honing those forgery skills? Join us for the episode where Metzger's on the case and Winston digs through the clues, its time for "Mr Penroy's Vacation".

Have you ever met a thief with a specific vendetta, a built in alibi and a personal moral code? Was everyone at that party working a separate agenda? Are balcony drops better than elevators? And is this just a story about people who don't want to work and the various schemes they come up with? Join us as we watch this episode's Stantformation into a show about a dude who only lies when his lips move, its time for A Little Night Work.

The 'Chronicle' or 'Rolling Stone'? Will Lancaster get to keep the fish when he retires? What was Santiago's story? And is Warren Peace the greatest musician who never lived? Join us as we uncover the truth behind 'Mike' Haggerty's elite espionage position, it's pretty much like every other workplace except for the fake names, as we talk 'JB As In Jailbird'!

Its the season four recap where we, uh, ...recap season four.

Its the season four recap where we, uh, ...recap season four.

Why aren't all speeches written by mystery writers? Was that Bud really for anyone? Would you call that claw hammer a political tool or a business solution? And what's up with the cheese on the fillet o fish? Its all fun and games until the dude from Green Acres throws you off a balcony in the season four finale, The Body Politic!

Why aren't all speeches written by mystery writers? Was that Bud really for anyone? Would you call that claw hammer a political tool or a business solution? And what's up with the cheese on the fillet o fish? Its all fun and games until the dude from Green Acres throws you off a balcony in the season four finale, The Body Politic!