Burn, Noticed

Campbell (not Bruce) has a case, and Michael's alias has a crisis (and rediscovery) of faith. Raw, rock hard, unhinged faith. The valley of the shadow of death indeed. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

In what I guess is technically our Christmas episode, we meet an old adversary that should have been Lucy Lawless's character from season 1 (RIP). Seriously, there's nothing else we want to say here except that THIS ANTAGONIST SHOULD HAVE BEEN LUCY LAWLESS. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Bri once again pitches a Prison Break podcast, and an old friend visits Michael to cause new problems while toxic masculinity runs amok. Plus, our yogurtless streak continues, and we are NOT OK. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

We discuss Harriet The Spy and being creepy children, Ricky Watkins aka Burn Notice writer Ben Watkins, and Method Man. Plus, we break an entire spec episode that stems from Madeline and Sam Ratatouille-ing Fiona and Michael through a cooking show. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

After a quick prison Break to talk about Prison Break, we get into the weeds on a heist! Plus, we finally get to the episode that inspired the podcast art. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

After a short tangent about Chris's book Road Trippy and the HBO show Succession, we get back to USA Television's Burn Notice. We discuss Nate's weird magnetism to women being human trafficked, a striking opening shot, and how Michael Westen is a special little boy. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

The gang cons some con men, Chris used to be a Borrower, you know, from The Borrowers, Bri reveals the names of her two closest friends, and finally, we get some delicious and motivated threat escalation. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Did you know the Irish are famously racist against money launderers? That's just one fun fact we learned in this week's new Burn Notice episode from 2008! Also, Michael and his mom go to therapy and Bri and Chris barely escape their desire to start yet another podcast/web series combo called Michael and Madeline Are Depressed. SEASON 2! Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

We're back, baby! Despite Chris's failure to watch the episode in a timely matter, we get hyped for the new season and discuss Jeffrey Donovan being a murderer, exploded airplanes, guitar stings, and a genuinely solid premiere episode. Season 2 is lookin' up! Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Another bonus episode to tide you over while we work on getting season 2 of Burn, Noticed up and running! In this one, we answer questions, talk about the structure, past, and future of our podcast, and that's.... it. We promise it's a fun episode! Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

For some reason, USA gave us early access to the first four episodes of their new spy show, set in the Jason Bourne universe, Treadstone! So like good spy podcasters, we decided this would be a great bonus episode. Please enjoy our spoiler-free review and discussion! Pre-order co-host Chris's new book: https://t.co/aun0LN5cnq?amp=1 Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

It's the finale! Will this episode be a fitting end to a bumpy but promising first season of Burn Notice? We discuss! Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Upside down sit-ups, comically large buckets of fried chicken, Toby Ziegler. What's not to like? Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Michael Westen doesn't deserve how immediately nasty we get in this episode as he tries to help guest star Lucy Lawless rescue her kidnapped kid. Did you know you can listen to podcasts at soda shoppes? I'm writing this episode description very late at night, forgive me. K BYE! Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Michael Westen goes to the mall with a birthday girl, a man with mysterious sexual (or nonsexual) power over rich women, and a ding dong. Things get nasty in this episode, and most of it is Chris' fault. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Who cares what Michael's doing in this episode? This is Fiona's time to shine, and boy does she. She decides to poach bounty hunter cases but then decides her bounty is innocent and, y'all, this is just an extremely fun episode. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Michael has a new alias, who doesn't get a name but wears a vest, bracelets, and eyeliner, so we're Into It. Also, he's bizarrely fixated on the idea that this week's bad guy... is a bad GAL. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Michael Westen, in our favorite episode yet, helps Sam's old navy seal friend get out of trouble and, unexpectedly, into his mother's bed. Bri and Chris are here for it. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Michael Westen is roped into more brother plotlines because Nate, his brother, gets beat up by an old man who's either Israeli or another nationality, no one can decide and also it doesn't matter. This is just season 1 episode 2 again, but with certain details changed. It's fine. It's just... fine. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Michael Westen faces his greatest roadblock yet: his brother. Bri and Chris face their favorite episode so far that still isn't quite connecting the way it should, and discuss horny Fiona, underutilized Sam, and some very good goofs. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Michael Westen, a spy, must help a woman and her daughter escape from a rich bad guy who's threatening them to escape justice. Bri and Chris, podcast hosts, discuss how close this episode came to being good, how badly the writers misunderstand teenage girls, eating yogurt weird, and fireworks. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Michael Westen decides to foil (this is a pun if you watched the episode) an identity theft ring headed by Satan from Supernatural. Bri and Chris, podcast hosts, noticed. This episode we discuss foil embossing, beating up old ladies, clerbs, and regular brunettes. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Michael Westen, a spy, has been burned. Bri and Chris, podcast hosts, noticed. This episode we dissect the Burn Notice pilot in great and likely unnecessary detail, make fun of Jason Alexander's directorial doppelganger (if only in name), discuss the 180 rule, and have our first yogurt sighting. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Meet Bri and Chris, the co-hosts of the new Burn Notice recap podcast, and learn how they'll be evaluating every episode of the beloved USA Television series.