Burn, Noticed

A small woman emasculating big men fetish is revealed, Sam's a happily kept boy toy again, and Bri was right about the burn notice plot (unfortunately). Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod, or buy our merch at: https://www.cafepress.com/burnnoticedpod

Our first great episode of TV of the season filled with paranoia, PTSD, incorrect idioms, and wholesome friendship moments. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod, or buy our merch at: https://www.cafepress.com/burnnoticedpod

This one's a bummer, friends, and you know exactly who wrote it when we say that. Michael cosplaying as his abusive father was certainly a choice, though. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod, or buy our merch at: https://www.cafepress.com/burnnoticedpod

Michael's back in the CIA, tangentially, as an official unofficial asset. Closure is a falsehood. It's season 5, baybee! Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod, or buy our merch at: https://www.cafepress.com/burnnoticedpod

For our second between seasons 4&5 bonus episode, we watch two more Matt Nix pilots: The Comedians and The Good Guys. We were, shall we say, underwhelmed. Bri's just grateful to have had Loop Hero to play while editing this one. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod, or buy our merch at: https://www.cafepress.com/burnnoticedpod

As a bonus episode between seasons 4 and 5 (during which time Bri makes moves to get ever closer in geography to Chris once again, as it was prophesized), we watched The Fall of Sam Axe! It was fine. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod, or buy our merch at: https://www.cafepress.com/burnnoticedpod

An incensed Vaughn corners Michael & co as they make their... LAST STAND! We also reflect on season 4 as a whole, scientifically the strongest so far, and revise our rubric ahead of season 5. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod, or buy our merch at: https://www.cafepress.com/burnnoticedpod

Not only is our fave villain Brennen back, but also, the handsome bastard Larry Sizemore himself, making for a tense, fun end of season romp! Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod, or buy our merch at: https://www.cafepress.com/burnnoticedpod

Michael tries to convince Marv to take responsibility for the recently reacquired list as Sam enlists the gang to help get justice for an old buddy of his. Shit gets dark in BOTH storylines this week! Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod, or buy our merch at: https://www.cafepress.com/burnnoticedpod

Nate's back (ugh) but is weirdly competent, and agrees to help another pair of dysfunctional brothers track down a stolen car. Also there's a tiny baby subplot set in the Dominican Republic that frankly should have been the A plot. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod, or buy our merch at: https://www.cafepress.com/burnnoticedpod

Another nostalgia trip sees the return of Natalie the thief, who seems to want to work WITH Michael this time, instead of against. "Seems" is the operative word. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod, or buy our merch at: https://www.cafepress.com/burnnoticedpod

A rash former client of Michael's hires a trust fund serial killer/amateur bomber and now it's an injured Michael's duty to stop him. There's a lot to love in this episode, one of the most exciting of the season, but a lack of thematic consistency and dedication to character studies leaves us wanting a bit more. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod, or buy our merch at: https://www.cafepress.com/burnnoticedpod

Jesse's on the warpath after discovering the gang's betrayal, and Michael makes an important choice about Simon's bible, Management, and who's side he's on (for now, at least). Also, we explain what Destiel is (two months after it stopped being relevant) Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod, or buy our merch at: https://www.cafepress.com/burnnoticedpod

Sam and Fi con a [very dumb] con man while Jesse starts asking more questions about his burning. This is the first episode we recorded post-election so in our slap-happiness we go off the rails frequently. Anyways here's Manhunter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jyykTkKq50 Buy our merch in time for Christmas: https://www.cafepress.com/burnnoticedpod Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Michael does a prison infiltration slash break, Simon returns but isn't quite the mindfreak Vaughn promised, and Bri continues her pitching of a Prison Break podcast Burn, Noticed spinoff. Prison BROKE, anyone? She'll keep workshopping. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Another strong episode follows Michael Westen and friends running around a post-hurricane Miami to thwart an assassination attempt on a federal witness. The clients? Our favorite bad actor FBI guys! Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Dear Lisa Joy, first solo female writer in Burn Notice history, please let Bri write for your new Fallout TV show. She would be great for it. Anyways this was a great Burn Notice episode once again centering Fi (excellent) and lots of great spy tips (useful) Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Jason Tracy.... who hurt you? Did you just go through a breakup? Why're you so mean to this one poor lady in a bathing suit who doesn't speak the whole episode?? Also Burt Reynolds is there but honestly what is UP this week with the sexist comments? Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Jesse plays "underappreciated underling" cop with a kidnapped Kendra while Michael and Fi play the worst security consultants ever in this week's episode. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

This week's episode has us following a strangely fractured version of our core four and a frankly offensive underutilization of Justina Machado. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

So it's Bad Breaks, but... worse.... plus Jesse? There's a lot to like, but definitely not the strongest episode this season so far. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

In Jeffrey Donovan's BN DIRECTORIAL DEBUT (congrats boo!), we learn he loves magic hour, slider shots, and generous head room. Also Rune from Gilmore Girls is there. Neat! Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Jesse gets a full introduction, and we love him. We love the crew's new dynamic, and there's lotsa spy tips to learn from, so join us for another genuinely fun episode recap! Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

In a wild twist of fate, Bri and Chris... fucking loved this episode and the Jesse plot twist/character intro?! We had the polar opposite opinion of this season premiere as last season, and we are frankly THRILLED. Also... listen to the intro closely- we're doing a giveaway! Terms and conditions in the ep. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Where Are They Now: Jeffrey Donovan and Matt Nix edition. Both these projects are vaguely sci fi, so that's fun! This between-season bonus episode brought to you by a suggestion from listener Matt Calkin! Thanks Matt! If you watch with us and were similarly troubled by the depiction of the Romani family in Shut Eye, we recommend checking out this resource for more information: https://oprerroma.carrd.co/ Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

We recap and discuss season 3 of our podcast with our favorite judges, the co-hosts of Burn, Noticed Noticed, your favorite podcast about your other favorite podcast! Find Joe and Toni elsewhere: The Watch-A-Thon of Rassilon: watchyourassilon.com The Unseen World: watchheartlandtv.com/ Minty Pineapple: www.mintypineapple.com Road Trippy: amazon.com/Road-Trippy-Paperclips-Murder-Zebras-ebook/dp/B08678WM7F Subscribe to Christine's substack: christinedianecherry.substack.com Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Fraiser's dad is back to help Michael deal with another totally out of nowhere but apparently full-of-history-with-Michael 30-something white guy. Also, it's the season 3 finale! We give you the full stats from the season, reflect as a whole, and, in case you forgot, trans rights! ACAB! Abolish the police! See you next season, friends. #BlackLivesMatter: https://medium.com/equality-includes-you/what-white-people-can-do-for-racial-justice-f2d18b0e0234 Love us in a non-creepy way? Want to say trans rights? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

My name is Fiona Glennanne, and I used to be a gun runner. That's right, friends, Fiona's kinda our protagonist this week, and the world finally makes sense. Not to this week's antagonist though, he's straight up bananas. #BlackLivesMatter: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/?fbclid=IwAR2XO_Bggz2dmpo5XgK97FlNATx7POmJ7KkrpcqArStxEM2T8y7sLUcKVfw Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

We kind of interview the writer of this episode (who also wrote Bad Breaks!) and I guess also sometimes discuss the episode itself. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Michael's greyest areas are put to the test when Larry Sizemore, the undead spy, makes a deadly return to Miami and messes absolutely everything up. Not as badly as Nate though, who arrives as well with a new wife in tow! Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Remember Sugar? You know, from the pilot episode of the television show Burn Notice? He's back! And he has a slow cousin played by Damian from Mean Girls. This is certainly... an episode of television (spoiler alert). Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

The Devil Comes Down To Miami in this latest Burn Notice episode, and his name is Mr. Snaps, aka Lucifer from the television show Lucifer, aka Michael Westen, spy. This is an extremely fun episode, despite Danny Trejo not being used amazingly. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Bar none, our favorite Matt Nix episode so far, after 3 seasons. Also our favorite Madeline episode so far! A lot to like in this episode. Also some notes though, because, well, it's us. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

As Fiona prepares to head home to Ireland, her brother arrives in Miami to let her know someone's out to get her. Also, in a strange twist of Burn Noticed dynamic, Bri and Chris don't come to a conclusion about whether this is a great episode of television or not, and they aren't on the sides you'd expect! Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Barry's client ledger is stolen at the same time as Michael's first Strickler job, so the gang's attention and loyalties are split and Fiona reaches a breaking point. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

In between some very wild and fun stunts and alias work, there's a genuinely heartfelt and competent exploration (FINALLY) of Michael Westen's backstory and how it affects him in the present. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Michael and a new friend (a bad guy he's trying to align himself with) get chased through the everglades by a worse guy named after a frequent Burn Notice episode director. It's Rambo, but make it Burn Notice, and it's pretty dang fun. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Real life Michael WestOn meets Michael WestEn in this week's episode, and while there's good jokes and a lot of potential, there's also a lotta problematic mental illness mocking. It's not immediately clear if they're being problematic against autistic people or against schizophrenics or both, but what is clear is that he shouldn't have been characterized that way! Bummer. A real bummer. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

The most wholesome episode of Burn Notice of all time?? We've got a nuanced bad guy ding dong turned good guy ding dong, an adopted racing greyhound, a resolution to Detective Paxson, and way too much chunky gold jewelry. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

THIS IS A GREAT EPISODE!! It's no Bad Breaks, but what is? And Nate's even there, which really says something. He also gets shot, which is a bonus. Sorry not sorry, Nate. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

This episode is more fun than last week's, but still not a strong season starter. A reverse interrogation happens (kind of), a birthday "party" is planned (kind of), and morality is black and white again (it's a Barrios episode). Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Big Daddy Nix has betrayed us. This premiere is bad (but there's a lot to discuss) so buckle up, Burn Daddies! We're back! Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Joe and Toni Heath of the Burn, Noticed Noticed and Watchathon of Rassilon podcasts join Bri and Chris to reflect on season 2 of Burn, Noticed, among many other things relating to the BNPU (Burn Notice Podcast Universe). Burn, Noticed Noticed: https://burnnoticednoticed.home.blog/ Watchathon of Rassilon: https://watchyourassilon.com/ Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

In a surprisingly coherent Big Daddy Nix finale with yet another bald-faced Onstar plug, Victor and Michael come to an understanding and pull this season's second enemies-to-lovers plot as they team up to take down Carla. However, Victor impresses upon Michael that his one-bad-actor perception of the world may be short-sighted. Programming note- heading into a short hiatus between seasons! Let us know if you have fun bonus episode ideas by sending us an email at [email protected] or tweeting @BurnNoticedPod

In this week's episode, Michael is sHoOk at the reappearance of Sam, but not normal cuddly Bruce Campbell Sam- Sam[antha], his EX-FIANCE! As usual, this reveal is meaningless and presented with no emotional context and this character should have been Lucy Lawless. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

It's no easy feat to be the episode that follows Bad Breaks, and even so, we were relatively underwhelmed by Honor Crusader Alfredo Barrios Jr's latest. Michael helps a man capture the bad guy who killed his daughter in a Haitian prison for dissidence, in part by throwing said bad guy off a balcony, unconscious, and into a semi truck filled with boxes. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

It's finally here, folks. Our favorite episode of Burn Notice (that we've seen, allowing for the fact that we've only ever seen through season 4) and possibly Bri's favorite episode of television, period? Michael and returning antagonist Jason Bly get stuck in a bank heist with Mark Shepard and during their enemies to lovers plotline foil the robbery from the inside. Only one joke in this description text because holy hell this is a great episode and we can absolutely say that with a straight face. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Matching throwing knives for everyone, Seymore's back! And so is the man who should be Todd. Michael plays spy catcher for himself, flirts with Fi like a thirsty fuckboi, and finds his equally thirsty bomber. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Michael B. Jordan is in this episode and eats a can of old clams, y'all, so buckle up. There is also a staggering disregard for subtlety as the gang takes on a homicidal car boosting crew, weilding a giant shotgun in broad Miami daylight. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod

Sam gets to torture people again, Carla's finally on the defensive, and an explosive episode finale from last week is investigated. Love us in a non-creepy way? Love us in a creepy way? Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @BurnNoticedPod