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Behind the paywall this week: David Bowie undertaking some spooky tourism, and so much more. Get this and over 400 other bonus episodes for the price of a schooner a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Television personality Alexei Toliopoulos joins Theo, Andrew, and Ben to discuss: A spiteful complaint against the flight of a lifetime, the people who love the TSA, the time-travelling weasel theory, and the state of Australian cryonics. *** Go see Alexei! Find dates and tickets here: https://comedy.com.au/tour/alexei-toliopoulos/ *** Outro: Supercoven - Electric Wizard *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Marine biologist of the show Jesse Black joins Theo and Ben to discuss: The world as seen through community Facebook pages, and a scientific attempt to quantify the previously unquantifiable. *** Listen to Savant Garde: https://www.patreon.com/savantgarde *** Outro: Underwear - JID

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two liquids to avoid at all costs, a surprise in the boot of your Waymo, a surplus of 21,000 poles, and a fashionable change to a venerable institution. *** Outro: Beautiful Blue Sky - Ought *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Recorded live in Sydney on March 5th, 2026 at Carousel. Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A train-oriented Great American Hall of Name, the Comic Cowboys, a return to a Tripping Report star, kidneymaxxing, the evolution of the Big Bite, and two dubious Stuffs We Should Chat About. Thanks so much to everyone that came out, we had such a good time. *** Outro: Hired Goons - Evil Nine *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Living long enough to get your elderly son a free feed, a World War 2-era cryptid in an English forest, and an elaborate legal loophole to preserve whale remains. *** Outro: New Land Old Sun - Barge With An Antenna On It *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's the last free bonus episode of Freemium Freebruary! Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Assessing you are based on the information presented to you, the pockets within Myrtle Beach that exist without it, and one disastrous telephone call to your new girlfriend. Plus maybe the introduction of Now That's Mildly Intersting. *** Outro: Heavy Load - Acid King *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Holland’s least plausible cop, a harmless potentially lethal viral teen prank, a Faustian NFL tickets bargain, a potential Flübberheist, the hotel safe, Happy Wednesday, and going a little crazy in the moment. *** Outro: Chicago - Groove Armada *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A tradition that made it from Italy to Rhode Island, an intranational pretzel connection, a misappropriated hand gesture, a Greyhound bus bathroom disaster, and the future of nowstalgia. *** Outro: Ashtray - Narrow Head *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A house full of boobytraps, the shifting needle on protein and fibre, and the worst place for consciousness to emerge. *** Outro: Fried Neck Bones and Some Home Fries - Willie Bobo *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

The Theo Philes returns, and just in time for Freemium Freebruary. Theo and Ben bring you: The thrilling geographical world of enclaves and exclaves, and what happens when a perfectly healthy brain is cut in half. *** Outro: Out of Mind - DIIV *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A man and his 8000 snow globes, the world of the subletter, and a day-ruining attic grenade. *** Outro: Planet Golem - Wand *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's Freemium Freebruary! Enjoy this bonus episode on the house. *** Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Lessons from a near-death experience, the paperclip swapper's bullshit, refusing to deal with the poop in front of you, and a brand new tradition that's almost identical to several existing traditions. *** Outro: Asylum (Permanent Underclass) - Dälek *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The vision behind a celebrity beverage, the recovery of a stolen harp, an implausibly small hole, and a surprising fact about the Fellowship of the Ring. *** Outro: Apraxia - Dvrkworld *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

If you're not subscribed to the bonus episodes you're missing out on everyone's favourite new entirely comprehensible character, the Timemaster. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for less than the price of a schooner a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Listener correspondence on piss gathering methodology, the return of a familiar fish-based problem in Newfoundland, the potential return of an American pastime, a father and son with too many guns, and how to spot a law enforcement officer. *** Outro: Deliverance - Karkara *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: One man's attempt to take money from the economy and inject it back into the economy, a magical night interrupted by Bigfoot, a dying man's last grievance, and a question of etiquette. *** Outro: Buddhabrot - Ropsten *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Our annual Dutch New Years roundup, a shoe filled with mystery, misreading the cues in a cuck or hotwife situation, a perfectly understandable horse sedative mistake, and seeing the world in numbers but failing to understand them. *** Outro: A Boat to Drown In - METZ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's another free bonus episode for you, the freebos, while we're having a little break. Back next weekend xoxo *** Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you three American parables of unclear morality. Part 1: The voicemail message. Part 2: The grenade. Part 3: The Hitler incident. *** Outro: Odwa - Jo Bisso *** This is the sketch I was talking about, sorry it's on the world's worst website: https://x.com/joekjoek/status/1429875340512415762

It's Christmas-ish! We're taking a little two week break and leaving you, the freebos, with a two tastes of what it's like to subscribe to the podcast Boonta Vista. *** Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A look at Adam Sandler through the eyes of the people that love him, an AI scandal rocking one of America's oldest rice festivals, and the introduction of a brand new segment. *** Outro: Corner Crew Dub - Augustus Pablo, King Tubby

In this, the final new free episode of the year, Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Celebrating 10 years of pussyfree bliss, Cincinnati chilli's big day on the ice, a man besmirched by the AI overview, and a bad attempt at displacing Dutch NYE violence. *** Outro: Bunker Buster - Preoccupations *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A look at how widespread societal immiseration is impacting the LTO in the QSR space, and finding out we're closer than we thought to urine harvesting from drunk chimpanzees. *** Outro: The Mistery With Me - Jo Bisso *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Great minds at work on solving one of the most difficult ape-piss problems of our time. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Letting comparison be the thief of the joy of fucking someone else's wife, spray-painting the glyph of protection on the deer you were forced to set free, and making nothing but bad decisions during an act of charity. *** We discussed the guy with the inside deer in episode 325: Fuckable Mrs Doubtfired By A Close-Up Magician. *** Outro: UMI Says - Yasiin Bey *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: The final tale for this year's Spookvember, accidentally acquiring the perfect hangout spot, and the incredible claims of Kate Beckinsale. *** Outro: Into the Deep Time (One Sun) - Candy Claws *** This is the 99% Invisible episode about public stairs: https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/episode-75-secret-staircases/ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben are joined by our friend Demi Lardner to discuss: The ongoing tales of Spookvember, punching up America's voiceover work, a raccoon that wasn't breastfed, and the Great American Hall of Name. *** Get Dragon Friends here: https://thedragonfriends.com/episodes/podcast/ Find Demi by searching for "Demi Lardner" *** Outro: L'Eau Bleue - Maston and L'Eclair *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This week behind the paywall: A subtle edit to a famous work of art. Plus! A man with a gun who wishes you knew more about chickens, and the woe that befalls Dollar General every Tuesday. Get this and all 400+ of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A famous ghost in the California desert, a Lovecraftian Pontypooling in Mulgrave, a distinctive classic car that will never be seen again in Iowa, a flamingo that will never be seen again in Cornwall, and a forgotten eBay purchase. *** Outro: Ginger Jumps The Fence - The Herbaliser *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two more tales of the otherworldly, proximity to the synchrotron, prematurely finding out that you're dead, monkey trouble at length, and monkey trouble in brief. *** Outro: Silver Twin - Motrik *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two tales of the uncanny, an unclear link to a frozen turkey heist, a buried lede in the American police state, and a one-of-a-kind basketball court fostering unity. *** Outro: I Love You Mary Jane - Cypress Hill and Sonic Youth *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben are joined by Stefan Heck from Blocked Party and the Go Off Kings to discuss: Making the worst possible meal choice before boarding, a clemency threshold for accidental baby theft, and the Clipping Report. *** Listen to Blocked Party here: https://www.patreon.com/blockedparty Watch the Go Off Kings here: https://www.twitch.tv/gooffkings *** Outro: Free Return - Space Shepherds *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben are joined by Well There's Your Problem's Justin Roczniak to talk about: The growing problem at the intersection of decreasing regulation and increasing grocerantisation, and the universal experiences of the road trip. *** Check out WTYP here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPxHg4192hLDpTI2w7F9rPg Find him on Bluesky here: https://bsky.app/profile/donoteat.bsky.social Watch his video on the Hyperloop here: https://youtu.be/4dn6ZVpJLxs?si=FLCWNaIGYT7sbrB4 Watch Ryan Delahanty's video on the Vegas Loop here: https://youtu.be/VPjODKUxV5g?si=ToxLaJ6ZPMG9kh3X Listen to the podcast episode I wildly misremembered about lettuce bags here: https://radiolab.org/podcast/forever-fresh *** Outro: Truckers Delight - Flairs *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Hidden behind the paywall this week: High level improv from some of Australia's best non-professional comedians. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: One man's feelings going into Locktober, a pair of unrelated incidents that can't bode well, a seal on the mend, and the RIPing Report. *** Outro: Softcore - Tamaryn *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy and Ben bring you: The teen left holding the bag after the motorcycle revving jamboree, the steady encroachment of protein, no culpability for the driverless vehicle, a bad fact about a clothing store, and the sketches of Hans Gruber. *** Outro: Drone - Chastity Belt *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy and Ben are joined by ex-husband of the show and Savant Garde host Jesse Black to discuss: The gift of an egg, a speedy yet dignified embalming, a missing horse found, and the promise of 25 years of technological development. The thing I was trying to think of was the Socorro isopod. *** Outro: Summon the Moon - Windhand *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Trying to attain cuck pleasure without putting in the hard work, losing everything in the attempt of preserving your beauty, and Subwaytch. *** Outro: Contact Blitz - KMD *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: AI arriving in small-town America, queering the gangbang, a pattern among Tesla drivers, the end of a two-headed miracle, a cruel photoshoot, and the Clipping Report. *** Outro: The Master and his Emissary - Mammoth Weed Wizard Bastard *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's a freebie! Just for you! This is a fun recent bonus episode we can hopefully use to entice you over to the Patreon. No pressure but. patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Lucy, Theo, Ben, and Andrew bring you: An update to the man in the United Airlines crawlspace, a miraculous gold cross given from father to son, a woman ready to help an astronaut in peril, and the consequences of America's declining appeal. *** Outro: Space Vato - John Garcia and the Band of Gold *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Our treasured friend Demi Lardner joins us to talk about: One of the worst ways to be hung upside down, exploring your options with the bucket of cash you found, and a plague of ghost cars. *** Watch So You Wanna Win a Penis Pump here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VI7qgpQmws *** Outro: Dark Matter - Quiltro *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Josh Boerman from The Worst of All Possible Worlds and Ill Conceived joins us to talk about: A big-time snub for a historic big unit, a slow and courageous chase, Texan cybercrime, an arrest a lifetime too late, and the crimes of a baseball mentat. *** Check out The Worst of All Possible Worlds here: https://www.worstpossible.world/ Check out Ill Conceived here: https://illconceivedpodcast.com/ *** Outro: El Boogaloo del Perro - Los Destellos *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista