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Abortionocaustolypse Carpaccio [“Forming of her soft footfalls in public or the entire world”]

A day late and a dollar richer, Dimes and Judas get around to rounding up all the Roe V. Wade opinions that are fit to print and wade into more conspiratorial waters as is demanded by the Economy of Takes. They also discuss the anti-responsibility horror movie Men and body-horror bureaucracy blockbuster Crimes of the Future, relating it to the book "The Human Use of Human Beings" by Norbert Weiner and the parallels between the human brain and cybernetics regarding creating messages that defy the constant entropy demanded by the universe. After breaking down the intricate process of crafting communications for perfect replication and the marriage of human and machine, Dimes sits down to speak with the founder of Imperium Press, Mike. The conversation is rewarding for both men and women of all seasons, delving into the importance of accurate translation of older written works, the synthesizing of Western monotheism and paganism, revitalizing traditionalism in the 21st century, and all the books you should be reading to fix your stupid idiot mind. Music from James Peers: https://bit.ly/3mhsANP

Jul 2, 20223h 53m

The Downton Abbey Theme Song Puts Me On Edge [“Dwarf Takes”]

This was recorded a few days ago before the Abortionpocalypseocaust, but we're still firing on all pistons: the Canadian government seeks to make gun ownership illegal for white people, Judas believes the cover of "Bitches Ain't Shit" by Ben Folds was an original song, and a prolonged cope session attempting to redeem hipsters through consumerism. They then discuss how the evolution of scientific paradigms in fact mirror political upheavals, citing the book "The Structure of Scientific Revolutions" by Thomas Kuhn, and explaining not only how paradigms are formed but also how they fall into crisis and are challenged by creative vanguards. Lastly, the Copepranos Ropeciety interview segment features the celebrated Dave Martel - Editor of Bizarchives and Host of The Bog and Cvltvre Dads - and he and Dimes explore the value of pulp genres, how to orchestrate a successful creative movement, opportunities in independent publishing, and the tribulations of Faded Metal T-Shirt Race trying to like things in hyperreality. Music from James Peers: https://bit.ly/3mhsANP

Jun 25, 20223h 42m

“Lettuce, Cheese, and Start Pondering Some People Out.”

After a review of the current media acceptances of both the Great Replacement Theory's popularity and the unignorable Everything Shortage, the Boyz recounts a recent penitentiary tour and the decision that Dimes could easily thrive in a Canadian prison, especially in the special teepees they apparently have. Then, they take a tour through quantum mechanics with the book "Reality is Not What it Seems: The Journey to Quantum Gravity" by Carlo Rovelli, explaining how the evolution of our understanding of the fundamental forces of the universe coupled with our current models presents exciting new paradigms for how to address our problems. They even talk about spinfoam, holy as the crow flies! At the very end, in the latest segment of The Copepranos Society, Dimes interviews Faust, a notorious but charming Dutch nationalist, and they kick up all sorts of soot about wanting to lift up Britain and hurl it into America, how to survive being doxed, the innerworkings of European nationalist movements, and conquering the stars as an extension of the Faustian spirit. Music from James Peers: https://bit.ly/3mhsANP

Jun 19, 20223h 46m

"That’s why we feel the kill button I slowly floated across the mood”

It's another Episode Episode as the boys review The Northman, Top Gun: Maverick, and the new documentary by Matt Walsh "What is A Woman?" wherein a YouTube-Approved celebrity does his best impression of a Norman Rockwell painting to take on the Transgender Question 15 years too late. Dimes and Judas then explore the great reset my way of "The Fourth Industrial Revolution" by WEF chairman Klaus Schwab, finally sitting down to actually hear a case made for the new globalist revolutionary status quo that has all the world leaders buzzing, and what means for YOUR future as an unvalued spreadsheet variable. At the end, Dimes sits down with Hapaperspective to discuss the value of individual sovereignty, defending American identity and values in a scene generally hostile to that, and how to survive being a mixed-race creator and influencer in an extremely racialist political sphere. Music from James Peers: https://bit.ly/3mhsANP

Jun 12, 20223h 44m

"No tasks, Act Uncanny and Dangerous.”

After a week-long break, the BOLG Boys are back in hot doggin form, discussing trans Joe Biden rescuing his deceased son from his own ass with his own penis, voting patterns being completely out of whack in the recent Ontario election, and cowardly police failing to fulfill their sole remaining duty of being Eugenics Agents. They then discuss the book "The End of History and the Last Man" by Francis Fukuyama, specifically the philosophical foundation of modern liberalism, and thymos (the desire to be recognized) being hijacked by capitalistic democracy. Lastly, Dimes interviews geopolitical influencer and bigwig The Prudentialist on the recent Munk debate between the avatars of Neorealism and Liberal Democracy, and many other topics as these titans have a whale of a time. Music from James Peers: https://bit.ly/3mhsANP

Jun 4, 20223h 32m

Amberica Heardnandez Sez: Covid Causes Fedthinking

Dimes is dying from covid-19 and in his delirium speaks on the recent mass shooting in Buffalo and "Great Replacement Theory" making the headlines. This leads to a discussion of the anarcho-shitlib Hegelian dialectic investigation of ideologies for internal consistency being unimportant, leading into a brief discussion of the book "Serviam" by Adrien Arcand, a famous Quebecois radical who dared to reconcile Catholicism and Fascism. It's all tied up in a neat little bow as Judas carries Dimes to his own conclusions like a stoic fireman.

May 21, 20221h 33m

The Sisyphus of Bits Versus the Versusers

Dimes and Judas cave to their Canadian condition and make fun of This Hour Has 22 Minutes and explain how the recent Conservative Party debate should make a cenobite out of even the chillest of chums. Dimes discusses a future where the "seat filler" personality type dominates the entire military and forces confused traditional fellas to fight every future war as private contractors, but before that they spend entirely too much time exploring the recent controversy surrounding America First, claims against Nick Fuentes, and the political ramifications of being unable to distinguish being an incel and being unfuckable.

May 15, 20222h 20m

The Cigarette Smoking Man From X-Files Saying "Kids Exist" [flyingeezers]

Dimes and Judas - Silent Movie Era Landlords to the Female Race - discuss how the God of Law has turned his back on abortion and started the Ho-Locaust, and the Netflix show Anatomy of a Scandal is used as a launchpad to establish a hypothetically permissible spectrum of sexual assault in the interest of trusting science. The latter half of the episode is dedicated to a deep dive on Economic Nationalism and the negative aspects of global free trade, citing the books "The National System of Political Economy" by Frederich List and "Free Trade Doesn't Work" by Ian Fletcher. Through these in-depth and very complimentary books, they explore the foundational ideologies lurking beneath the front of free trade, the process through which economies strengthen internally, historical examples of where it all went wrong, and how national sovereignty can be achieved through economic means. Most importantly, they establish how these authors living over a century apart are still relevant to your life right now and in the future.

May 7, 20222h 43m

I Am Often Seized By The Unique Anglo Desire To Witness Consequences [07offensivethielism07]

In this episode, Dimes (joie de vivre) and Judas (nodding off from caucazoid opioid abuse) discuss a deal with the devil by increasing the political sovereignty of our genitals, uniting the whole of Christendom by wickedly harassing women, the Amber Heard V. Johnny Depp trial as a public ritual sacrifice of BPD broads, and dissidents employing deepfakes and botnets to outmaneuver the surveillance state. They then explore the geopolitical theory of offensive realism, citing the book "The Tragedy of Great Power Politics by John Mearsheimer which describes the very forces that cause nations to form, the inevitable game for security you enter once you enter the international stage, and how nations are forced to accrue power in this game regardless of their spirituality, ideology, or political orientation.

May 1, 20222h 17m

I Am Nude I Stan Myself I Am Arrested I Will @ack Professionals [nitramode]

Rip the skeleton living inside your wall out, it’s content arrival. First off, Dimes and Judas talk about how corrupted and inverted cities will invert once more in a future dominated by content-obsessed NYC black spree shooters and people's total abandonment of media analysis. After discovering the Looney Tunes loophole for making direct threats, they then discuss the recent Mike Ma biopic Nitram, based on eccentric surfer Martin Bryant and the Port Arthur mass shooting from 1992. Lastly, they discuss the book "Coup d'État: A Practical Handbook" by Edward Luttwak and explore not only historical examples of successful and unsuccessful government uprisings, but how one is practically organized and drill down into how one would need to approach executing one in the 21st century West.

Apr 23, 20222h 22m

Making Memes Of Guys You Know Online Is Extremely Gay [duginsexualharrisment]

In this episode Dimes and Judas discuss the last strea Dimes was on and accusations of being Duginsexual, ahomeless Irishman roasts Dimes in front of God and everybody, the brutal mindtrap of wanting to go to Hawaii, Canada legalizing assisted suicide for whoever is feeling sad, and a new theory on how everyone who gets Alzheimer's deserves it. Lastly, they talk about the concept of Choice Architecture and how society is secretly controlled by false choices and a matrix of subtle manipulation, citing the book Nudge by Richard Thaler and Cass Sunstein. Can this be used for evil OR good? Let's find out!

Apr 17, 20222h 3m

No Trad Stupidly Huge Hipped Huba Hubba Awooga Mommy Milkers Fed Ever Called ME The P Word [radiohead.EXE]

After tending to the fallout from the last episode and debating if the cast of Shot Caller could defeat a team of Samurai in combat, the BOLG boys discuss the TLC reality show where a grown woman has the body of a child, thus introducing a wretched new front in the widely despised age of consent debate. After that they discuss the babies raised under Covid being a civilization breaking tragedy, being broken up with by your school, a flimsy case against germ theory, and China launching a rover on Mars and immediately landing on a Chinese baby. Finally, they dive into the book "The Black Swan" by Nassim Nicholas Taleb, and lay out an organizational strategy for business, government, and radical movements that attempts to practically address the problems of volatility, uncertainty, and information overload, all of which sit very low on the priority list of leaders.

Apr 9, 20222h 29m

Blood Blyatistas Spoof Mail Order Hitlers [mandelbros...]

In a banner episode for Canadian content adherents, Judas recounts an attempted coup d'état at his company and Dimes reviews Top 5 Worst Movie of Earth - Moonfall - and Jackass Forever. What follows is an in-depth discussion of the mechanics of alcoholism and insider reports from Alcoholics Anonymous (AA.) Finally, they discuss the role of fractal geometry in the financial market, discussing the book "The (Mis)behavior of Markets: A Fractal View of Financial Turbulence" by legendary mathematician Benoit Mandelbrot. In this investigation, they look at how we can take a macro view of economics irrespective of granular causes and map future volatility in both natural and human-created systems.

Apr 2, 20222h 6m

Give Her New Floating International Currency Face [teddyk]

In this episode, Dimes and Judas review the new biopic on Ted Kaczynski "Ted K" and how it subversively presents him as an incel loser. After discussing the Canadian government maxing out its credit card giving a pittance of military aid to Ukraine, they discuss what opportunities a disjointed and pathetic system presents to dissidents. Then a recap of the debate between Destiny and Nick Fuentes leads to an exploration of who would win in a survival scenario - prison gangs or frontline soldiers - and the founding of the Lumberjack Nationalist Mafia and the asbestos black market.

Mar 26, 20221h 57m

Dark 2x Speed Duckman Nationalism [CENSORED]

After Judas' frontline reporting on how Hong Kong is imprisoning entire families in Covid shipping containers at random now, the BOLG Boys discuss women choosing rapists over gotcha-dorks, Pfizer copping to over 1,000 vaccine side effects, lauded content creator Academic Agent's latest anti-elite political movement of "Get Them Out," and the new Batman movie. Dimes also talks about the book "Devil Take the Hindmost" by Edward Chancellor, using it as a launchpad to recite a brief history of financial booms, busts, and evolving financial speculation originating in Europe, seeking to answer the question: why do we do financial speculation at all? They get the answer, but you'll have to listen.

Mar 19, 20222h 14m

Zamn Bimes, TWO Vril Wigs?! [putin_monke_dox]

On this one, the BOLG Boys discuss ice cream rape kits for gaslit female firefighters, Russia breaking the entire globalist project by stealing McDonalds, Anglos creating Covid-19 to mouth the n word in public, and Betty Boop being appropriated by sad women doing performative lesbianism. They then explore the concept of Game Theory, including the books "Thinking Strategically: The Competitive Edge in Business, Politics, and Everyday Life" by Avinash K. Dixit, and "Game Theory: A Very Short Introduction" by Ken Binmore. They explain why game theory is a valid - if not all-encompassing - area of inquiry, the difference between a finite game and an infinite game, what a Nash equilibrium is, and how all of this is applicable to your life right now including doomcooming or whatever.

Mar 12, 20222h 17m

Putin Floyd Types Erratas [sniperb0r3a]

This episode, Dimes recaps his appearance on Politically Provoked and his promise to drive down to Philadelphia and molest a Discord mod, as well as the flurry of narratives emerging from Russia Vs. Ukraine that has resulted in saying Putin has Long-Covid and Russian children are no longer allowed to have toys. They also discuss civilizations measured by their capacity to innovate, Rothschild Zoom meeting backgrounds, and exciting Yak-Back humiliation rituals to bully Canadian politicians over Covid. Lastly, they dive into the mythology of Aryan polar myths and hyperborea, exploring the book "Arktos: The Polar Myth in Science, Symbolism and Nazi Survival" by Joscelyn Godwin. This lays out the entire framework and surprising scientific backing of this set of esoteric histories, including Agartha, Atlantis, and the meaning of the black sun.

Mar 6, 20222h 13m

The 1790 Hell's Angels to George Lincoln Rockwell to Grover Norquist Pipeline [draftDRAFT]

Dimes and Judas discuss Leftists movements throughout the 20th Century through the lens of The Green Book by Muammar Gaddafi, exploring his nuanced view on how both private property and religion force his otherwise progressive socialist views to evolve to meet specific geopolitical demands. There's a review of the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie where neurodivergent diversity hires get slaughtered by hulking inbred /oursavage/. Dimes betrays his Enlightened Third Position tendency to be an ironypoisoned contrarian and weighs in on the recent conflict between Russia and Ukraine, setting the tone for all opinions going forward. While denouncing all little girls who take political spotlight, they then discuss the book Manufacturing Consent by Noam Chomsky, focusing on Dimes who says it is a piece of trash made by the newly identified class of Anarcho-Shitlib.

Feb 26, 20222h 21m

A Tarot Card That Just Says "Snake Eyes, Baby" [->07<-]

Dimes and Judas are hydrated and unarrested in this evergreen sode, discussing bouncy castle protesters losing their rights to have bank accounts, bald people being a safe bet to buy you Chinese groceries, Justin Trudeau being Fidel Castro's son, Dimes' highway enemy being vanquished, and everyone in the world getting a podcast to save our souls. Lastly, they discuss the book "When Prophecy Fails," a landmark academic study from 1956 concerning a UFO doomsday group and what occurred when their specific predictions for the end of the world failed to materialize. It explores not only how the group formed and what they believed, but the psychological impacts it had on the members with parallels to many current fringe beliefs.

Feb 20, 20222h 10m

Long Plotz off a Short Rake in Rant City, Touchgrassastan [VolcelAlcatraz]

This one ended up being more aimless than intended, but Dimes boy and Judas boy have a discussion about the Aboriginal Antifa driver who attacked the Freedom Convoy trucker protest, extraterrestrials creating strategic illusions that appear to people with specifically developed brains, skiers getting their balls obliterated, the naivety of scientists being comparable to malevolence, turning esoteric civilizational goals into actionable data, and working to create prisons less hostile to nonviolent political dissidents who may end up in there (specifically racial and political targeting.)

Feb 12, 20222h 12m

Infinite, Effortless, Fun Corpse Apocalypse [mouthpussyHAREM]

The Bad Optics Leaf Gods provide a debrief and recap on the Freedom Rally trucker protest going on around Canada and the attempts to pervert an extremely rare grassroots movement into something familiarly usurious, designing sexually harassing mugs, and the various ways for one man to found a city. Finally, a fair & balanced review of the "DEATH sentences" manifesto by Dr. Matthew Harris, wherein he dreams of murdering every single black person on Earth except himself, destroying beauty, and ending money.

Feb 5, 20222h 6m

Questions are just Answers in a Hat [jan29202202]

Dimes and Judas tackle the recent trucker convoy protest hitting Ottawa as of the publishing of this episode, pairing it with the book "Exit, Voice, and Loyalty" by Albert O. Hirschman and the benefits of persistent and unreasonable activism for change, as opposed to mass exiting as punishment. They also discuss the irony of being a Catholic Traditonalist as well as a woman-hating persistent bachelor, the subversive act of evolving corporate jingles into random sounds, designing a better political conference, and flipping the script by creating scam companies to target old Nigerian people.

Jan 29, 20222h 11m

Diamond Hands on the Shot Caller Newman NFT [Eiffel_65_Hitler_Mix.wav]

This episode sees Dimes and Judas discussing brain hemispheres being occupied by duelling souls, heroin addicts kidnapping Charlie Kirk as a Skyrim quest, the value of horniness in the Leaf Reich, the Lean Startup model as mental and political health, and Pickle Rick Fuentes. They then discuss three books - The Prince by Machiavelli, The Art of War by Sun Tzu, and the 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene - and dissect them down to three fundamental rules for authority while making the case that they remain relevant as an obstacle to lead generations of men who have also read these books and they all think they are subversive leaders.

Jan 22, 20222h 4m

Tek Samurai Dramatically Reveals Bulletproof Vest With Abby Shapiro Feet Painted On [or, shorter title]

Dimes and Judas have a whopper of a time rehashing how bad the new Eternals movie was while laying out how to structure a compelling story in terms of scene construction and story beats. They then discuss the latest debate between E Michael Jones and Vaush on the topic of whether porn is a destructive force in society, using that as a way to explore how to engage with those who want to deconstruct your worldview as a strategy rather than a good-faith inquiry. They then tie this in with a discussion on the book The Ancient City by Numa Denis Fustel De Coulanges, and dive into how the pre-Christian societies of Rome, Greece, and India functioned detailing the significance of bloodline worship (the domestic cult) and how that grew into the traditional paganism that is largely unknown to the average person. There's also a bit about the age of consent being reinforced by nukes.

Jan 15, 20222h 12m

The Roman Balaal Corporative Gets Upbernied [trotskeetidk]

Dimes and Judas talk about internet debating in a just world hostile to all research, paying egirls to be publicly sacrificed to drunk schizos, piping Jack murtphy's and designing an end to endless discourse. They also discuss the concept of imperialist neoliberalism, and Dimes describes his research into the nature of Canadian law (essentially globalist law,) laying down how the legal system does not even really exist except as a force amplifier for the bureaucracy to grant boons to the aggrieved individual on a case-by-case basis. Separate from any core civilizational values outside of individual pursuits and subjective experience, this makes it impossible for dissidents to appeal to without expertise in manipulating it or influencing judges. Basically it's a history of Canadian law and why Canada isn't a real country that YOU will be LIVING IN!

Jan 8, 20222h 6m

Serial Killer Chandler Bing Has Gone FloydMao [napole-leon]

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Dimes and Judas celebrate New Years Day while demanding immediate commerce from people who downplayed the social significance of Covid or thought it was not worthy of righteous freakout in 2021. They also review the worst movie of 2021- Matrix Resurrections - and pitch a new version of the horror movie Antlers. They then explore the history of the great Emperor Bonaparte, the plausibility of a long-lasting French Imperium, the overlooked impact of the French Revolution on creating inviduals as fractal representations of the state, and everyone hating the British for the exact same reasons for multiple centuries. There's also a bit about startup guys using animals as numbers.

Jan 1, 20221h 54m

Cash Pope with the Tangerine Tech Deck [n1h1l1s3]

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Dimes and Judas are celebrating their first episode being on Zencast by not doing any sort of preamble and getting right into the review of "The Lost History of Flat Earth," a 5 hour documentary about how everything you know is wrong. This segues into a discussion about the concept of nihilism, citing the books "Nihilism" by Nolen Gertz and "The Conspiracy Against the Human Race" by Thomas Ligotti. They attempt to give nihilism a fair shake rather than using it as a perjorative for others, and explore how this connects to defeatist extreme conspiracy theory communities. There's also a bit about Extreme Redpilled Jerry Seinfeld and fidning Hyperborea in the form of Asian Russian Giants.

Dec 18, 20211h 55m

The Joe Rogan/Joe Biden Body Swap Theory [n0de557]

The BOLG Boyz kick the can around about trolling Richard Spencer at 3 AM as the New York Times, the practicality of having a multi-generational family home when every other generation sucks, a recent debate where someone defended being a cuckold as achieving divinity, and Arthur Shopenhauer's work The World as Will and Representationin the context of manifesting thought in action being the only way to literally give unpredictable life to concepts. You can also find some good one liners in there if you STAY TUNED. Also mentioned is the new Blood $atellite store, located at goodsvffer.com.

Dec 11, 20211h 43m