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Dimes and Judas discuss the sudden and inexplicable rise of Professor Jiang, the recent Louis Theroux documentary on the Redpill Manosphere, and the popularity of Fractional White-Collar Work. Somewhere after opining on whether video games can be considered art. They then review the autobiography “White Nggers of America” by Pierre Vallières, a notorious leader of the FLQ. In it he explores his life story, his radical Marxist worldview, and his general disgust towards the people of Quebec. Timestamps: 00:30 – Bringing Multiple Presents to a Child Birthday Party is Terrorism 03:28 – We’ve Never Started a Random War 07:11 – A Disjointed Advertisement for Winners, Just For Men! 13:36 – Barbers Should Be Able to Trim Drapes and do Scalp Surgery 15:43 – Calling Aboriginals “Not a Serious People” 20:17 – RCMP Releases “Native Extremism Program” Files 23:15 – Explaining Fractional Executives 32:24 – Imposter Syndrome Fury and N-Poster Syndrome 34:11 – Every Job is a Woman’s Job, Including Floydjobs 37:04 – “A Diner Goth Girl in a Penisless World” song 41:04 – Can Videogames Be Art? 45:11 – Joe Biden Was Opening the Ark of the Covenant for 4 Years 52:01 – Judas is Playing “Deer Arrester” 53:36 – Exploring the History of Professor Jiang 1:13:07 – Discussing “Louis Theroux: Inside The Manosphere” 1:40:02 – “White Nggers of America” Review Begins 1:43:55 – Marxists Make Assertions as Confessions 1:45:43 – Vallières’ Resentment Towards the People of Quebec 1:49:08 – What Makes a Double Dirty Ngger 1:52:18 – The History of the People of Quebec Against the British and Americans 1:59:40 – Antagonism Towards his Own Family and Tradespeople 2:06:56 – The Persistence of Quebec Separatism Despite the FLQ

Dimes and Judas assess the recent developments in the 2026 Israeli-Iranian War, the death of hack fraud groundhog Wiarton Willie, and the controversy surrounding Canada’s new anti-hate bill C-9. After exploring the limitations of shippable microfactories, they review the book “October Crisis, 1970: An Insider’s View” by William Tetley. Here a liberal journalist recounts his experiences during the fall of the Quebec separatist group Front de libération du Québec in 1970 after a decade of kidnappings, bombings, and murder. It is contrasted against the IRA in Ireland and explores how this Marxist revolutionary group collapsed far more spectacularly. Timestamps: 00:45 – Figuring Out what Lent is to Give it Up 03:21 – What Happens when a Cat Gets Dementia? 07:30 – Wiarton Willie the Weather Groundhog has Died 13:10 – New Anti-Hate Bill C-9 Being Fast tracked 22:24 – Israeli-Iranian War: Fog of Narratives 32:57 – Saudi Arabia is Paying Influencers to Lose Their Minds 38:35 – Did Iraq Mindrape Everyone? 40:41 – Trump Says Wars Can be Fought Forever Actually 44:17 – The 50 Year Plot to Expand Israeli Territory 48:57 – Glenn Beck Created a George Washington AI to Ask Him About Iran 56:55 – Dueling Perspectives: John Carter vs. Cameron Macgregor 1:05:05 – Discussing The Plot to Create Greater Israel with Aryan Muslim Communist 1:20:43 – Ending the Chinese Machine Age 1:32:09 – Are Shippable Microfactories the Future? 1:38:59: “The October Crisis, 1970: An Insider’s View” Review Begins

Dimes and Judas discuss the international incident caused by a man with Tourette’s screaming slurs at the BAFTA awards, increasingly ominous conflict surrounding Iran and claims of nuclear armament, and a wave of anarchistic cartel violence in Mexico caused by the killing of the leader of the CJNG cartel. They then review the book “Michael Collins and the Anglo-Irish War” by J.B.E. Hittle. Building off the last book covering the activities of the IRA, this investigates the earlier years of their formation and especially their relationship with their political arm Sinn Féin, centering on the enigmatic figure of Michael Collins. They take a closer look at the roots of animosity towards England and the deeper history of what created the cultural landscape which permitted a revolution of that scale. Timestamps: 00:30 – Why Do We Call it French Kissing? 03:11 – The Zinn Faint Bit 05:59 – The No Fap Gayest Nigga Alive Song 09:11 – White Identity as the Synthesis Between Green Day and Eminem 10:53 – Homer Swanson 12:45 – Judas’ Daughters Love Making Deals 22:42 – Psychopathy is Brain Folds 25:01 – South Americans Fake Being Drunk 30:37 – Blood $atellite Show News 37:50 – Tourette’s Activist Screams Slurs at BAFTA Awards 44:17 – What Would We Do If We Had Tourette’s? 51:47 – World War 3 in Iran (Again) 1:02:11 – Israel Wants to Do a Second Concurrent Genocide 1:18:04 – Online Argument with Nick Land over With Jews You Win 1:26:31 – Mexico’s CJNG Waging Directionless Violence Over Leader Death 1:32:19 – “Michael Collins and the Anglo-Irish War” Review Begins 1:34:22 – The Absolute State of Sinn Fein 1:37:45 – Was the IRA a Government OP? 1:39:37 – The History of Anglo-Irish Antagonism 1:47:40 – The Story of Michael Collins and the Irish Intelligence Network 1:59:09 – Ireland’s Role in the Development of Urban Warfare 2:05:49 – The Rise of Sinn Fein and the Parallel Irish System

Dimes and Judas discuss the latest trans school shooter in British Columbia, the Bad Bunny Superbowl performance, and Trump’s Venezuela immediately shipping oil to Israel. After exploring the new British Columbia separation movement, they side into a review of “Bandit Country: The IRA & South Armagh” by Toby Harnden. This is a history of the least controllable area during the War of Irish Independence against England, its ruler Tom “Slab” Murphy, and the internal schisms that lead to the downfall of the IRA. They also ask the question: what makes Ireland to unique, and can the IRA be replicated elsewhere? Timestamps: 01:06 – White Men Don’t Hold Their Hands Behind Their Backs 04:56 – Bits are in the Blood and the Balls (I’m a Shitpost Man) 09:20 – Dimes Doesn’t Even Want a Comedian Genocide Anymore and Wakes Up Circling Back 10:57 – The Bad Bunny Superbowl Performance: Zeihan Speaks of This 23:53 – Bad Bunny as a Trump Psyop 28:24 – A Trans School Shooter in British Columbia 37:26 – Prove to Me You Know How to Pick Fruit 49:37 – Canadian Gun Buybacks 53:30 – The British Columbia Separation Movement 1:06:10 – British Columbia to End Drug Legalization Experiment 1:15:11 – Trump’s Venezuela Ships First Oil to Israel in Decades 1:17:02 – “Bandit Country” Review Begins 1:21:02 – Thomas “Slab” Murphy 1:26:40 – The Organizational Structure of Independence 1:29:32 - The Cultural History of Northern Ireland 1:35:10 – Schisms Created by the Difficulty in Maintaining Ceasefire 1:43:38 – The Assassination of Lord Mountbatten 1:48:43 – Taking the War to England 1:51:48 – Fighting Helicopters and Sniper Gangs 1:54:13 – The Real IRA and Downfall of the IRA in Hearts and Minds

Dimes and Judas discuss the generational crashout of Elijah Schaffer, the downfall of the latest Virginwhore Sarah Stock, and the latest round of Epstein Documents implicating some surprising individuals. They then segue into a review of the book “Maximum Canada: Toward a Country of 100 Million” by Doug Saunders. This explores the reasoning behind the Century Initiative and the goal of getting Canada’s population to at least 100 million, largely through immigration but otherwise in the interest of creating an economic base to stand apart from America. Does this plan make sense? Listen now dummy! Timestamps: 07:29 – Nickles Likes Africans Because He Likes Evil Skeletons 10:31 – Judas’ Kids Are Getting Into Pokemon Scamworld 16:25 – Starring in the Immortal Technique Song and Going “As If” 18:27 – Elijah Schaffer Blows his Life Up Over Drugs and Affairsex 43:40 – Millions of Jeffrey Epstein Documents Released 54:42 – Trump Wants People to Move On From Everything 1:02:20 – Far Right Content Creators Met with Jeffrey Epstein 1:16:59 – Blood $atellite Show News 1:25:00 – “Maximum Canada” Review Begins 1:31:40 – It is Difficult for Canada to Retain Talent and Support Entrepreneurs 1:37:31 - Did Americans Always Populate Canada? 1:40:29 – The Minimizing Vision of Canada 1:51:07 – The White Canada Policy 1:54:29 – Sheer Numbers Does Not Lead to Prosperity 2:01:15 – The Spiritual Revolution of Shitlib Eugenics

Dimes and Judas run through a list of recent events that could spell the total collapse of Canada. Invasion, implosion, financial collapse, Being Even More Chinese, what do the next 3 years hold? Is this a cope session or savage grabass? They will also discuss Iran being a stargate and women with Erika Kirk Syndrome. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes appears on Myth of the 20th Century with friend of the show StormyWaters to discuss Canadian History, Venezuela being conquered by America, and the logic driving America integrating Greenland. Stream begins at 13:08

Dimes and Judas discuss the death of Scott Adams and the death of Renee Good at the hands of an ICE Agent. After covering an article by “Men and the City” on the Global Margin Call that is resulting in Canadian real estate holdings being frozen by banks, the boys review the book “A History of Canada in Ten Maps: Epic Stories of Charting a Mysterious Land” by Adam Shoalts. Here they discuss the wild adventurers who filled in the map of Canada, giving special focus to early encounters with Aboriginal tribes, their wars, their cultures, and their savage ways. Timestamps: 00:41 – The Death of Scott Adams and Reading His Death Letter 12:37 – Fondly Remembering the Alzheimer’s Funny Papers 15:03 – Imagining the Perfect Bed Death 18:52 – Renee Good was Shot by an ICE Agent 34:49 – Defending Social Humiliation 43:06 – Canadians Lose Access to Real Estate Funds to Avoid Run on Bank 48:27 – Global Margin Call Part 3: Sell Everything! 1:07:33 – Judas Goes Long on Silver and Tungsten 1:10:59 – Fraud is Eugenic 1:14:41 – Dimeswife Watches Star Wars for the First Time 1:16:38 – Discussing Fallout Season 2 1:20:13 – “Good Intentions Gone Bad” and the Failure of Reconciliation 1:22:11 – “Canada in Ten Maps” Review Begins 1:26:51 – The Vikings Discover Canada 1:30:26 – The Adventures of Fools Gold Kidnapper Jacques Cartier 1:35:54 – The Adventures of Kingslayer Samuel de Champlain 1:47:00 – Pierre-Esprit Radisson and the Founding of Hudson Bay Company 1:53:22 – Matonabbee and Hearn: Losing Wives and Humiliating Lewis and Clark

Dimes and Judas discuss the civilizational consequences of pirate moms making diet coke chicken and Trump’s brazen abduction of Venezuela’s president Nicolas Maduro. After exploring the globally cataclysmic Exothermic Core-Mantle Decoupling – Dzhanibekov Oscillation (ECDO) theory, they begin their review of the book “The Dawn of Canadian History” by Stephen Leacock. This short analysis from the early 20th century gives an overview of the varying Aboriginal tribes found in Canada, what level of societal advancement they were at, and what could be expected from forging relationships with them. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, we present the audio recording of the Canada Banquet from Millenniyule 2025 featuring Dimes, John Carter, Fortissax, Course of Empire, and more! Timestamps: 02:29 – The Dissident Right is Just Guys Bein Dudes 05:35 – Eyepatch Bigmom makes Diet Coke Chicken (Good Ending) 10:42 – What is Better than Rice and Salt? 13:43 – Danny Trejo Excited About Meeting a Guy Who Works at the Ice Cream Factory 15:38 – A Good Crushed Family Scenario 18:05 – Media Admits Children Were Killed by Covid Vaccine to Defeat the Right 23:38 – A Lengthy Discussion of Nicolas Maduro’s Abduction 1:15:44 – Explaining Exothermic Core-Mantle Decoupling – Dzhanibekov Oscillation 1:25:22 – Pregnant Dimes Missed Positron Day in Science Class 1:27:28 – Show News: New Magazine Launch, April Event Earlybird Tickets 1:31:53 – “The Dawn of Canadian History” Discussion Begins 2:09:14 – Millenniyule 2025 Canada Banquet Begins

Dimes and Judas discuss the implosion of the OneBC Party and do a live review of the short TVO documentary "What's Fueling White Nationalism in Canada?" They will also discuss the limits of the Patronagepill and a recent viral clip starring The Collinses about whether race is genetic. It's the first stream of consequence in 2026! Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes appears on Based Maidens to discuss the "Paving Over the Public" documentary released last year, tease what can be expected from the followup, and catch up with what has traspired with Canadian mass migration since its release. Stream begins at 9:40.

Dimes and Judas discuss two recent shootings, the Hannukah massacre in Bondi and the Brown University incident involving the leader of the campus Republicans, especially as it pertains to relations with Muslims in the West. After investigating the practice of Izzat in caste-based Indian culture, they conduct a review of two books relating to Canadian sovereignty: “The Vanishing Country” by Me Hurtig and “Freedom Wears a Crown” by John Farthing. Attacking the problem from opposing directions, the former is a Liberal’s perspective on how democracy can flourish, with the latter being a defense of monarchism and a treatise against individual liberty as a unifying system. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes joins Fortissax for an appearance on The Nautical Chronicle exploring the legacy and popular conceptions of the War of 1812 from the perspective of modern-day Canadians vs. the American host. Timestamps: 00:42 – No More Tony Soprano Wet Mouth 02:13 – The Jelq Store Called... 05:12 – The Atlantean Root of the Word Buddy 06:31 – Catholic Rayp Romaine-O 07:48 – Taking the Wojak Test 11:56 – The Elon Musk Million Dollar “Wow” 15:32 – How to Launder Political Money From Yellowstone Conservatives 22:25 – The Bruce Willis Curse of Being a Grifter 27:02 – Getting Women Out of the Workforce by Making them All Prostitutes 29:52 – The Bondi Shooting vs. The Brown Shooting 39:00 – Debating the Muslim Question with Multipolar Nazis 53:30 – Choosing a Side Between America vs. Venezuela 57:40 – Adolf Hitler Desiring Germany’s Destruction to Hurt ZOG 1:01:32 – Explaining Izzat and the White Hatred of Playing Business Games 1:19:25 – Blood $atellite Event News 1:22:22 – “The Vanishing Country” and “Freedom Wears a Crown” Reviews Begin 1:26:17 – Brian Mulroney Selling Out Canada to International Interests 1:27:45 – Defining “The Radical Right” as Libertarian Capitalists 1:31:03 – American Social Spending vs. Chinese Social Spending 1:34:44 – Canadian Identity Defined by Bureaucratic Globalism 1:40:28 – Be More Boldly Confident About Asinine Novelty Takes 1:46:36 – Social Order vs. Liberty 1:50:30 – The Elizabethan Age as the Model for a Perfect Society 1:58:46 – A Government Defined by the Good Life Instead of Happiness 2:09:17 – The Nautical Chronicle Interview Begins

After a shocking hiatus, Blood $atellite returns to discuss the secret Native American roots of Islam and a very special edition of "Lauren Southern: BITCH WATCH!" Then on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes meets with the prolific Devon Stack (Blackpilled) to engage in a pop quiz on the most optimistic strategies to fix society and how they are either misguided or doomed. Stream begins at 09:09.

Dimes and Judas discuss a recent glowing exposé from the Canadian Anti Hate Network, more Epstein email links that implicate Trump, and the epidemic of contractors charging too much for home renovations. Then after speaking on the slow normalization of chemtrail disclosure, they begin their review of “Silent Surrender: The Multinational Corporation in Canada” by Kari Levitt. Written in the 1970s, it explores the economic war between Canada and the United States in the form of corporate takeovers and the surrender of sovereignty through the branch plant system, largely driven by forces within Canada. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks with Morgoth on the topics of technocratic conspiracies, the fakeness of modern design, and the epidemic of Muslim grooming gangs terrorizing Europe. Timestamps: 00:18 – Short Man Who Hates Getting Erections 02:46 – Dimes doesn’t Want Appointment Prayers 05:29 – New Epstein Email Leaks 09:12 – The Diddy Controversy is Uninteresting Because of Black Whores 14:58 – Judge Holden Was Retardmaxxing 17:39 – Are Renovation Contractors Charging Too Much? 32:49 – Judas Called In to Repair Chinese Penis Flattening Machines Sold by Dimes 35:23 – Adult Women Are Playing Hobby Horse Competitions 41:41 – Mini Movie Kcorner: Frankenstein (2025) 52:48 – CAHN Infiltrates “Exiles of the Golden Dawn” Event 1:07:02 – Legitimizing the Discourse Surrounding Chemtrails 1:16:03 – Peasant Brain and Political Talismans 1:26:51 – “Silent Surrender” Review Begins 1:33:17 – The Multinational Corporation is Antithetical to Canadian Political Economic 1:39:17 – The Avro Arrow Revisited 1:41:31 – Foreign Investment from Anywhere Threaten Sovereignty 1:50:47 – Corporations Can Only Be Matched At Scale 1:48:14 – The Loss of R&D Assures Subservience 2:00:22 – Corporations have Declared War on Nationalism 2:05:16 – Morgoth Interview Begins

Dimes and Judas discuss Canada passing a Bill that allows unlimited unrestricted chain migration, the consequences of Third World Communist Mamdani achieving the mandate of the people to rule New York City, and the recent sweeping land claim victory of Aboriginals in British Columbia that may put private homeowners on the street. After providing an overview of the wealth of untapped natural resources held hostage by the ineptest political apparatus on Earth, they begin a review of “The Fight for Canada: Four Centuries of Resistance to American Expansionism” by David Orchard. This book recounts the long history of American Manifest Destiny into Canada and the many attempts to control the North both militarily and politically, shining a light on the causes of Anti-Americanism that persist to this day. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, we showcase the latest episode of “Do You Even Read” featuring Dimes and The Prudetialist, reviewing “The Hour of Decision” by Oswald Spengler. His last published work shortly before his death, Spengler presents a sobering analysis of the global revolutionary threats facing Europe and, from the vantage point of a pre-WW2 world, the consequences of allowing these revolutions to succeed. Timestamps: 00:18 – Getting No Respect at the Gay Ngger Factory 01:57 – Halloween, Potty Training, and Child Defiance 11:50 – Having a Real Christmas Style Wife 14:37 – The Intense Frustration of Unplanned Early Childbirth 25:33 – Liberals and NDP pass Bill C-3 Allowing Unrestricted Chain Migration 29:30 – Chief Bachman Turner Overdrive 30:01 – BC’s Cowichan Tribes Land Claim Victory 38:52 – The Ring of Fire and the Future War Over Rare Earth Metals in Canada 48:05 – Canada Will Not Permit Even Civic Nationalism 52:28 – Zoran Mamdani Elected as Mayor of New York City 1:13:33 – Dimes Becoming a Cheney Revisionist or No Discernable Reason 1:16:46 – Indians Cannot Handle More Than One Zero At Once 1:17:11 – Blood $atellite Show News 1:21:39 – “The Fight for Canada” Review Begins 1:23:54 – What is a Loyalist? 1:29:10 – Attacking Quebec and the Various Expulsions of the Acadians 1:32:19 – Losing the Ohio Valley 1:36:15 – Do we Blame America or the Canadian Political Class? 1:43:58 – American Political Agitators and Annexation Advocates 1:46:22 – The Treaty of Paris 1:48:08 – The War of 1812 1:51:38 – Repeal of the Corn Laws and American Economic Expansionism 1:57:30 – Continental Anglo Unification for the Express Purpose of Defeating the French 2:00:10 – The Continental Union League 2:05:10 – “Do You Even Read: The Hour of Decision” Begins**

Dimes and Judas discuss Erin O'Toole at war with Canadian Nationalism, the Sad Cult of Robotheism, a report by RAND about the future of Chinese/American relations, and lastly a test of how the average radical might engage rhetorically with a dope on the street! Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes meets with Canadian engineer and political commentator MartyUpNorth to discuss the technology sector in Canada, how to survive the Canadian outdoors, and the unique form of politics emerging from Alberta. Stream begins at 10:39.

Dimes and Judas discuss the controversial Young Republican group chat leaks and juxtapose that against the even more controversial instances – and defenses – of “cunnyposting” throughout many sectors of the Dissident Right. They then review the book “The Grasshopper: Games, Life, and Utopia” by Bernard Suits, a philosophical investigation into the nature of games and how they constitute the entire human lived experience. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, we are featuring Dimes speaking to Last Things to the recently-released 2023 Last Picture Shows Film Festival. The movie under investigation is David Lynch’s “Inland Empire.” Timestamps: 00:19 – Bringing a Barrel of Bone Broth and Adderall to the Work Function 05:48 – Canned Canadian Meth Better than German Beer 10:46 – The Best Chinese Guy to Be 12:49 – Potty Training Nickles and Dad Knows 12 Nasty Guys 19:22 – Discipling Children Publicly 27:58 – Young Republican Group Chat Leaks 19:18 – The Viability of Infiltrating Institutions 49:50 – Sólionath, Strategic Cunnyposting, and Moralfagging the Fetish Fringe 1:26:49 – Blood $atellite Show News 1:28:09 - “The Grasshopper: Games, Life, and Utopia” Review Begins 1:32:48 – The Difference Between Games and Work 1:41:03 – Winning vs. Goal Accomplishment and Necessary Obstacles 1:49:31 – Games Including Systems of Playing Roles 1:54:17 – Utopia is a Place Without Games 2:01:53 – “Last Picture Show: Inland Empire” Review Begins

Dime and Judas discuss the recent conversation between Nick Land and Aleksandr Dugin, a Canadian man imprisoned for online antisemitism, and Bridgette Macron’s genitals being challenged in French court. After exploring the clandestine legal PR group Wren Collective, they launch into a review of a delightfully incoherent conspiracy PDF of unknown origin titled “Noah’s Ark to SS Atlantis II.” This document explains how the world will be cleansed by paranormally influenced elites situated in the Earth’s poles, the planet kept in stasis by the Amish, and ultimately create the seed of the Next Eternity. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks with renowned financial commentator Roberto Rios (Peruvian Bull) on his predictions concerning the end of dollar dominance and the approaching financial singularity. Timestamps: 00:25 – Nickles Discovers Dancing on the Razor’s Edge 04:03 – Auron Macintyre Hosted Nick Land and Aleksandr Dugin 47:55 – Candace Owens vs. Bridgette Macron’s Gender in French Court 55:39 – How to Prove a Woman is a Woman Photographically (Syke Law) 1:00:28 – Ontario Man First-Ever Jail Sentence in Canada for Holocaust Denial 1:09:57 – Canada Anti-Hate Network’s Funding is Threatened 1:16:30 – Investigation Into the Wren Collective 1:25:35 – “Noah’s Ark to SS Atlantis II” Review Begins 1:59:06 – Peruvian Bull Interview Begins

Dimes and Judas discuss the brutal sociopolitical hypocrisy of comedians attending a Saudi comedy festival, old liberal women preparing for civil war, and two separate medias (from Real Talk Ryan Jespersen and Sam Cooper's The Bureau) concerning extremism on both the Left and Right proliferating Canadian institutions. It's all connected, but ae YOU? Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, we have the audio recording of a recent panel titled "How to Take Down an NGO." Dimes is joined by Yuri Bezmenov, Reactionary Reading Law, and Ben Fleming to investigate the structure of NGOs and explore legal ways of taking on these groups that possess significant unchecked authority in our society. Stream begins at 10:20.