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Blood $atellite

Blood $atellite

Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony

Blood $atellite

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Show overview

Blood $atellite has been publishing since 2021, and across the 5 years since has built a catalogue of 189 episodes. That works out to roughly 640 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a fortnightly cadence.

Episodes typically run over ninety minutes — most land between 2h 33m and 3h 59m — though episode length varies meaningfully from one episode to the next. It is catalogued as a EN-language News show.

The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 2 weeks ago, with 23 episodes already out so far this year. The busiest year was 2022, with 48 episodes published.

Episodes
189
Running
2021–2026 · 5y
Median length
3h 33m
Cadence
Fortnightly

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Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.

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JDavinci Vance Code Predicts Total Fleatearthplap Victory

Oct 16, 20263h 3m

I am Just a Traveling Man and This Right Here is my Traveling Hand

Oct 2, 20263h 24m

Getting My Sh*t Ruined For Borrowing Too Much Money From Xenu and Yakub

Sep 18, 20262h 14m

Ay Tone4CERN Not for Nothin but this Feels Like Biocalvinism

Sep 4, 20262h 5m

I'm a Big Proponent of Gentlemen I Regret to Inform You That Sir An Infinity George Foid Has Hit The World Trade Center

Aug 21, 20263h 31m

Is There Heaven For a Foyim Off the Cob?

Jul 31, 20262h 43m

Indian in a Cowboy Hat vs. Cannibal Muslim Frasier = Agency War

Jul 17, 20263h 11m

Bustin' Trvkedeau

Jul 3, 20263h 7m

Muslim R*pe Gangs is Epstein for Nazbols Groyper

Jun 19, 20263h 21m

How Would you Feel if you Didn't (Generational Penis Game) (Waisian Gattaca) This Morning?

Jun 5, 20263h 14m

The Paradigm that Cried Wolf in Huhmocracy Manifest

May 22, 20263h 47m

The Goyverment has sent 6 Gorillon Messages Informing Me the Slopmoids Demand Streamrot

May 8, 20263h 6m

Genderplonked Milflennials are a Product of Late Stage Liberalism

Apr 24, 20264h 5m

The Schismatic Bogdanoff Mormons Agree With Me That There's a Shape to this Dealspace

Apr 10, 20263h 53m

An Era Defining Midwit in this Century of Game

Dimes and Judas discuss the sudden and inexplicable rise of Professor Jiang, the recent Louis Theroux documentary on the Redpill Manosphere, and the popularity of Fractional White-Collar Work. Somewhere after opining on whether video games can be considered art. They then review the autobiography “White Nggers of America” by Pierre Vallières, a notorious leader of the FLQ. In it he explores his life story, his radical Marxist worldview, and his general disgust towards the people of Quebec. Timestamps: 00:30 – Bringing Multiple Presents to a Child Birthday Party is Terrorism 03:28 – We’ve Never Started a Random War 07:11 – A Disjointed Advertisement for Winners, Just For Men! 13:36 – Barbers Should Be Able to Trim Drapes and do Scalp Surgery 15:43 – Calling Aboriginals “Not a Serious People” 20:17 – RCMP Releases “Native Extremism Program” Files 23:15 – Explaining Fractional Executives 32:24 – Imposter Syndrome Fury and N-Poster Syndrome 34:11 – Every Job is a Woman’s Job, Including Floydjobs 37:04 – “A Diner Goth Girl in a Penisless World” song 41:04 – Can Videogames Be Art? 45:11 – Joe Biden Was Opening the Ark of the Covenant for 4 Years 52:01 – Judas is Playing “Deer Arrester” 53:36 – Exploring the History of Professor Jiang 1:13:07 – Discussing “Louis Theroux: Inside The Manosphere” 1:40:02 – “White Nggers of America” Review Begins 1:43:55 – Marxists Make Assertions as Confessions 1:45:43 – Vallières’ Resentment Towards the People of Quebec 1:49:08 – What Makes a Double Dirty Ngger 1:52:18 – The History of the People of Quebec Against the British and Americans 1:59:40 – Antagonism Towards his Own Family and Tradespeople 2:06:56 – The Persistence of Quebec Separatism Despite the FLQ

Mar 27, 20262h 9m

There are No Simulationists in Prostate Cubening Wards

Dimes and Judas assess the recent developments in the 2026 Israeli-Iranian War, the death of hack fraud groundhog Wiarton Willie, and the controversy surrounding Canada’s new anti-hate bill C-9. After exploring the limitations of shippable microfactories, they review the book “October Crisis, 1970: An Insider’s View” by William Tetley. Here a liberal journalist recounts his experiences during the fall of the Quebec separatist group Front de libération du Québec in 1970 after a decade of kidnappings, bombings, and murder. It is contrasted against the IRA in Ireland and explores how this Marxist revolutionary group collapsed far more spectacularly. Timestamps: 00:45 – Figuring Out what Lent is to Give it Up 03:21 – What Happens when a Cat Gets Dementia? 07:30 – Wiarton Willie the Weather Groundhog has Died 13:10 – New Anti-Hate Bill C-9 Being Fast tracked 22:24 – Israeli-Iranian War: Fog of Narratives 32:57 – Saudi Arabia is Paying Influencers to Lose Their Minds 38:35 – Did Iraq Mindrape Everyone? 40:41 – Trump Says Wars Can be Fought Forever Actually 44:17 – The 50 Year Plot to Expand Israeli Territory 48:57 – Glenn Beck Created a George Washington AI to Ask Him About Iran 56:55 – Dueling Perspectives: John Carter vs. Cameron Macgregor 1:05:05 – Discussing The Plot to Create Greater Israel with Aryan Muslim Communist 1:20:43 – Ending the Chinese Machine Age 1:32:09 – Are Shippable Microfactories the Future? 1:38:59: “The October Crisis, 1970: An Insider’s View” Review Begins

Mar 13, 20262h 5m

Underpants Gnome Chomsky Crip Walking Through the Epstein Files Like a Damn Fool

Dimes and Judas discuss the international incident caused by a man with Tourette’s screaming slurs at the BAFTA awards, increasingly ominous conflict surrounding Iran and claims of nuclear armament, and a wave of anarchistic cartel violence in Mexico caused by the killing of the leader of the CJNG cartel. They then review the book “Michael Collins and the Anglo-Irish War” by J.B.E. Hittle. Building off the last book covering the activities of the IRA, this investigates the earlier years of their formation and especially their relationship with their political arm Sinn Féin, centering on the enigmatic figure of Michael Collins. They take a closer look at the roots of animosity towards England and the deeper history of what created the cultural landscape which permitted a revolution of that scale. Timestamps: 00:30 – Why Do We Call it French Kissing? 03:11 – The Zinn Faint Bit 05:59 – The No Fap Gayest Nigga Alive Song 09:11 – White Identity as the Synthesis Between Green Day and Eminem 10:53 – Homer Swanson 12:45 – Judas’ Daughters Love Making Deals 22:42 – Psychopathy is Brain Folds 25:01 – South Americans Fake Being Drunk 30:37 – Blood $atellite Show News 37:50 – Tourette’s Activist Screams Slurs at BAFTA Awards 44:17 – What Would We Do If We Had Tourette’s? 51:47 – World War 3 in Iran (Again) 1:02:11 – Israel Wants to Do a Second Concurrent Genocide 1:18:04 – Online Argument with Nick Land over With Jews You Win 1:26:31 – Mexico’s CJNG Waging Directionless Violence Over Leader Death 1:32:19 – “Michael Collins and the Anglo-Irish War” Review Begins 1:34:22 – The Absolute State of Sinn Fein 1:37:45 – Was the IRA a Government OP? 1:39:37 – The History of Anglo-Irish Antagonism 1:47:40 – The Story of Michael Collins and the Irish Intelligence Network 1:59:09 – Ireland’s Role in the Development of Urban Warfare 2:05:49 – The Rise of Sinn Fein and the Parallel Irish System

Feb 27, 20262h 18m

There’s No Seinfeld After 9/11

Dimes and Judas discuss the latest trans school shooter in British Columbia, the Bad Bunny Superbowl performance, and Trump’s Venezuela immediately shipping oil to Israel. After exploring the new British Columbia separation movement, they side into a review of “Bandit Country: The IRA & South Armagh” by Toby Harnden. This is a history of the least controllable area during the War of Irish Independence against England, its ruler Tom “Slab” Murphy, and the internal schisms that lead to the downfall of the IRA. They also ask the question: what makes Ireland to unique, and can the IRA be replicated elsewhere? Timestamps: 01:06 – White Men Don’t Hold Their Hands Behind Their Backs 04:56 – Bits are in the Blood and the Balls (I’m a Shitpost Man) 09:20 – Dimes Doesn’t Even Want a Comedian Genocide Anymore and Wakes Up Circling Back 10:57 – The Bad Bunny Superbowl Performance: Zeihan Speaks of This 23:53 – Bad Bunny as a Trump Psyop 28:24 – A Trans School Shooter in British Columbia 37:26 – Prove to Me You Know How to Pick Fruit 49:37 – Canadian Gun Buybacks 53:30 – The British Columbia Separation Movement 1:06:10 – British Columbia to End Drug Legalization Experiment 1:15:11 – Trump’s Venezuela Ships First Oil to Israel in Decades 1:17:02 – “Bandit Country” Review Begins 1:21:02 – Thomas “Slab” Murphy 1:26:40 – The Organizational Structure of Independence 1:29:32 - The Cultural History of Northern Ireland 1:35:10 – Schisms Created by the Difficulty in Maintaining Ceasefire 1:43:38 – The Assassination of Lord Mountbatten 1:48:43 – Taking the War to England 1:51:48 – Fighting Helicopters and Sniper Gangs 1:54:13 – The Real IRA and Downfall of the IRA in Hearts and Minds

Feb 13, 20261h 59m

From Clown World to Slop World into Huh World

Dimes and Judas discuss the generational crashout of Elijah Schaffer, the downfall of the latest Virginwhore Sarah Stock, and the latest round of Epstein Documents implicating some surprising individuals. They then segue into a review of the book “Maximum Canada: Toward a Country of 100 Million” by Doug Saunders. This explores the reasoning behind the Century Initiative and the goal of getting Canada’s population to at least 100 million, largely through immigration but otherwise in the interest of creating an economic base to stand apart from America. Does this plan make sense? Listen now dummy! Timestamps: 07:29 – Nickles Likes Africans Because He Likes Evil Skeletons 10:31 – Judas’ Kids Are Getting Into Pokemon Scamworld 16:25 – Starring in the Immortal Technique Song and Going “As If” 18:27 – Elijah Schaffer Blows his Life Up Over Drugs and Affairsex 43:40 – Millions of Jeffrey Epstein Documents Released 54:42 – Trump Wants People to Move On From Everything 1:02:20 – Far Right Content Creators Met with Jeffrey Epstein 1:16:59 – Blood $atellite Show News 1:25:00 – “Maximum Canada” Review Begins 1:31:40 – It is Difficult for Canada to Retain Talent and Support Entrepreneurs 1:37:31 - Did Americans Always Populate Canada? 1:40:29 – The Minimizing Vision of Canada 1:51:07 – The White Canada Policy 1:54:29 – Sheer Numbers Does Not Lead to Prosperity 2:01:15 – The Spiritual Revolution of Shitlib Eugenics

Feb 6, 20262h 6m

BSNL29: How Doomed is Canada?

Dimes and Judas run through a list of recent events that could spell the total collapse of Canada. Invasion, implosion, financial collapse, Being Even More Chinese, what do the next 3 years hold? Is this a cope session or savage grabass? They will also discuss Iran being a stargate and women with Erika Kirk Syndrome. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes appears on Myth of the 20th Century with friend of the show StormyWaters to discuss Canadian History, Venezuela being conquered by America, and the logic driving America integrating Greenland. Stream begins at 13:08

Jan 30, 20264h 56m