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Freud Shrieking From the Grave

The ladies crack the twisted psychology of #BoyMoms, delving into Freudian psychology, the concept of enmeshment, and why we're all a little fucked up by our parents. Digressions include The Antisemitic Point Of No Return, Sam Levinson's crimes against humanity, and the Google search "damascus goat beautiful." Support the podcast at patreon.com/binchtopia. Check out our sexy merch at propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 2, 20221h 20m

Hopeful Vocal Fry w/ Rayne Fisher-Quann *TEASER*

In this episode, Eliza is joined by activist, music journalist, and last redeeming TikTok creator Rayne Fisher-Quann. Together, they discuss Adrienne Marie Brown's "We Will Not Cancel Us," and move through a conversation about online activism, cancel culture, the "dirtbag left," and the hopeful future of leftism. Listen to the full episode at patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 28, 20223 min

The Yassification Crisis

The ladies break down the concept of gentrification, its historical legacy that explains the housing crisis today, and share your own stories about having lived through it. Digressions include Julia's candle obsessions, the redemption of West Elm Caleb, and whether or not horseback riding is relaxing. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Check out our sexy merch at propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 26, 20221h 32m

Doing Coke At Judd's w/ our bfs *TEASER*

The ladies kick off the first bonus episode of the year by welcoming their Film Bro Boyfriends to a discussion of Euphoria's season 2 premiere. Digressions include the scathing Vulture article about the author of "A Little Life," tales from our high school experiences, and how Lukas was poached by the Euphoria cast at a dive bar. Listen to the full episode here. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 24, 20222 min

Sylvia Plath Plagiarized My Tumblr

The ladies chat about the Gun-Kelley newlyweds, why your boyfriends need to be in therapy and/or jail immediately, and review their 7th grade poems. Support the podcast on Patreon here. Buy some sexy merch here. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 19, 20221h 12m

The Suck Session *TEASER*

In this episode, the ladies break down the Succession season finale and give their hot takes about the show and its characters. **spoilers for Succession are from 18:35-48:38** Digressions include the COVIDification of the entire world, why only rich people know how to skii, and a special Succession-themed round of FMK. Listen to the full episode here. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 14, 20222 min

Empaths Anonymous

The ladies explore the pop psychology phenomena of "empaths." They unpack the science behind empathy, why it might not always be used for good, and if it's true that some of us are plagued by horrendous vibes more than others. Digressions include a flop husband of the century, and Khloe Kardashian's public stoning via IG stories. Subscribe to the Patreon for bonus content here. Snag some sexy merch here. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 12, 20221h 21m

My Higher Self Has An Apple Watch

In the first episode of the year, the ladies tell you how to be "that girl," discussing Aristotelian ethics and the mind vacuum of TikTok along the way. Digressions include the best tweets of 2021, the biggest wave in the world, and a potential sponsorship that made us violently ill. For bonus content, subscribe to our Patreon here. Buy our merch here. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 5, 20221h 4m

Re: Skunk Traps On the Property *TEASER*

In a chatty episode, the ladies make their official commentary on Showtime's Couple's Therapy, the Red Scare podcast, Ted Bundy (new and improved), and many of the other happenings in the cultural zeitgeist. This immersive episode is set in Eliza's deathtrap apartment with special guests Harley and Bug McLamb. Listen to the full episode here. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 18, 20214 min

Nancy Reagan Throat GOATus

In this episode, the girlies review the most iconic pop culture events of 2021 including Demi Lovato's froyo beef, Lorde's sleeper album, Hilaria Baldwin's Latinx tease, and more. Subscribe to the Patreon here. Shop our merch here. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 15, 20211h 4m

Binchiversary

The ladies celebrate the one year anniversary of Binchtopia by answering all of your burning questions. They reveal the origins of the podcast and their friendship, intel about their favorite episodes, and how the podcast has changed both of their little rat brains for the better. Thank you for spending this year with us, and we can't wait to spend many, many more with you! Subscribe to our patreon here. Buy our merch here. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 8, 20211h 10m

WTF was #Kony2012?

In this episode, the ladies dive into the fever dream that was #Kony2012. They discuss the documentary, its cultural impact, and the glaring flaws of both the film and its creator. Digressions include Julia's review of House of Guncci, the yassification of Eliza's veterinarian, and a good healthy dose of CBT slander. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 1, 20211h 16m

Gav's History Hour *TEASER*

In this episode, Gav, Julia's Dad, joins the podcast to answer your history questions. The conversation ranges from "was colonialism because of spices?" to "would Napoleon have been such a menace if he wasn't a short king?" Plus, the hilarious history gaffes Gav's students have made in their papers over the years. Listen to the full episode here Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 28, 20211 min

It's Giving Thanks

In a return to the old Binchtopia days, the ladies have a little old fashioned chat. Topics include the horrific city planning of Los Angeles, our strange presence in your dreams, and Eliza's recent near death experience. Subscribe to our patreon here. Buy our merch here. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 24, 20211h 10m

This Episode is BPA Free

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In this episode, the ladies dive into the world of clean beauty and examine whether or not we can ever escape "toxic" chemicals. Digressions include advice for cheapskate richie boyfriends, Taylor Swift's not-so-new album drop, and Eliza's shameful trip to Brandy Melville. Support the podcast on Patreon here. Buy Binchtopia merch here. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 17, 20211h 21m

Ben Franklin off the Percs

In this episode, the ladies discuss the complicated history and devastating present of the opioid crisis. Digressions include discussion of Chris Pratt's jail-worthy wife posts, the Astroworld tragedy, and why the founding fathers should have never been trusted to write legally binding documents. Support the podcast on patreon here. Buy Binchtopia merch here. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 10, 20211h 21m

The Whorigin Story

In this episode, the ladies investigate the history of casual sex and hookup culture. Digressions include the questionable ethics of the Mii plaza, the atrocities of Lamb (2021), and more of your hilarious sex stories. Watch the video episode here. Buy our merch here. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 3, 20211h 23m

Ghostopia *TEASER*

To celebrate the spooky season, the ladies read some of your ghost stories and tell a few of their own. Digressions include why animals should never be made to talk in movies, nepotism hires, and our favorite costumes from Halloween's past. Listen to the full episode here. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 30, 20213 min

Drunk Witchstory *UNLOCKED*

UNLOCKED FROM PATREON. To celebrate 666 patrons, the ladies get tipsy and tell the tales of two historical witches, Catherine Deshayes and Ursula Shipton, in front of a live studio audience. Subscribe to the patreon here. Shop our merch here. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 27, 202158 min

Rise Up Marxxinistas

In this episode, the ladies break down the recent wave of strikes through a Marxist lens. Digressions include a discussion of the psychic terror of the DMV, if an anxious/avoidant relationship can ever work, and the potential that we might be sued by Goop. Support us on Patreon here and shop our merch here Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 20, 20211h 29m

Drunk Fairytales *TEASER*

In perhaps the most chaotic drunk episode ever published to the Binchtopia catalogue, the ladies recount some original Grimm fairytales for your listening pleasure. Content warning for heinous accent attempts, sporadic, off-key karaoke breaks, and a hasty ending once the realization hits that we're simply too drunk to finish appropriately. Listen to the full episode here. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20213 min

Suffering Lesbianly

In a special episode, the ladies go through their mailbox and respond to some listener write-ins. Digressions include why vegans need a better PR team, our recent Netflix obsessions, and our formal petition to take influencer moms to the Supreme Court. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 13, 20211h 24m

Crazy GF Keeps Requesting That I Shower *TEASER*

The ladies dive into the r/relationships subreddit to respond to husbands who refuse to go to the doctor, people who try to fuck their roommate's boyfriend, and girlfriends who, unfortunately, chew like a cement mixer. For the full episode, other bonus episodes, reading lists, and more, visit patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 12, 20215 min

Much to Ink About

In this episode, the ladies dissect the history of tattoos and the many meanings they take on in different social and cultural settings. Digressions include a review of the award-winning girlboss car sex film Titané, a cult leader reaching new heights of hair bravery, and an extended mailbox moment for your funny and traumatizing tattoo stories. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 6, 20211h 16m

STEMstresses

The Girlboss Summit returns to feature two legendary women in STEM: Wendy Carlos and Hedy Lamarr. Digressions include Trader Joes' new Fall items, our current TV obsessions, and advice on how to deal with a breakup you know is coming. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 29, 20211h 10m

America's Next Top Chaste Young Virgin

In this episode, the ladies break down the history and social purpose of beauty pageants in the US. Digressions include discussion of Julia's tooth BBL, the trauma of the Macy's dress section, and the many crimes against humanity committed by Toddlers & Tiaras Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 22, 20211h 20m

ASMR Gossip Hour *TEASER*

In this highly contested episode, the ladies whisper their way through the latest celebrity gossip, including John Mulaney's divorce, the most maladjusted celebrity children, and Elon Musk's killer cars. The full episode and other bonus content is available at patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 18, 20212 min

TikTok Killed The Radio Star

In this episode, the ladies discuss the D'Amelio family's depressing reality show, how TikTok rewards mediocrity, and why every random influencer has a singing career. Digressions include more male art discourse and a summary of the Disney princesses' mental illnesses. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 15, 20211h 14m

Abort Mission

In this episode, the ladies unpack the complex history of reproductive rights in the United States, talk historical abortion procedures, and break down what's happening with reproductive rights and access today. Digressions include Eliza's near death experience, the general public's lack of plane etiquette, and why one listener thinks Binchtopia has basically the same effects as Xanax. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia. Texas resources: https://fundtexaschoice.org/, https://www.plancpills.org/, https://thebridgecollective.org/ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 8, 20211h 24m

Ep 31Girlbossing Too Close to the Sun

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In this episode, the ladies break down multi level marketing businesses, how they prey on the loneliness of women, and explain why they're basically all cults. Digressions include why men need to stop overstaying their welcome, the rich cosplaying as poors, and a special birthday astrology reading for a listener. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 1, 20211h 8m

Baseless Claims w/ Allegra Chapman *TEASER*

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In this special bonus episode, Julia's bestie Allegra joins to talk about the Gossip Girl reboot, basic things she doesn't understand, and why we should all be making baseless claims. The full episode is available at patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch is available at propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 30, 20213 min

Ep 30Mommy's Little Miserable Existence

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The ladies discuss the abject horrors of domestic life and explain why your moms are so sad all the time. Digressions include our gynecological updates, Joan Didion's iconery, and the OnlyFans rebrand. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 25, 20211h 5m

Eliza's Existential Question Hour *TEASER*

In this special bonus episode, Eliza chats with her college bestie, religious scholar Kate Twomey, about spiritual materialism, psychedelics, the whitewashing of eastern religion, higher self alignment, and much more. The full episode is available at patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch is available at propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 13, 20214 min

My Twin Won't Stop Posting Hole. *UNLOCKED*

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In this unlocked Patreon bonus episode, the ladies use their genius, powerful minds to review some r/AmITheAsshole submissions. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 11, 20211h 0m

Ep 29This Murder Was Sponsored By HelloFresh

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In this episode (which is unfortunately not sponsored by HelloFresh) the ladies unpack our culture's obsession with true crime. They explore why women love it, the ethical dilemmas associated, and how some of you freaks want to fuck the Columbine shooters. Plus, a surprise guest! Support us on Patreon patreon.com/binchtopia. Buy our merch at propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 4, 20211h 19m

My Twin Won't Stop Posting Hole. *TEASER*

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In this episode, the ladies use their genius, powerful minds to review some r/AmITheAsshole submissions. Listen to the full episode at patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 4, 202110 min

Ep 28Panic! At the Gender Performance

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In another theory episode, Julia breaks down Judith Butler's concept of gender performance. Digressions include Harley's rise to fame, BBL community updates, and Jeff Bezos' unfortunate return from space. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 28, 20211h 11m

Heterosexuality Is a Trauma Response

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In a special episode, Eliza uses her incomplete Gender Studies degree to give a crash course on Adrienne Rich's theory of compulsory heterosexuality. Digressions include Julia's stint in the tuberculosis unit, why men are afraid to get their balls checked out, and how to let your female friends know you love them. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia. Honor Mat George's memory by donating to glsen.org or operationbreakthrough.org. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 21, 20211h 6m

Ep 26My Close and Personal Friend, Beyoncé

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In this episode, the ladies dissect celebrity culture and the concept of parasocial besties. Digressions include the horrors of pregnancy, why stalking was legal until the 90's, and how Madison Beer saved our lives. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 14, 20211h 2m

How to Pop Your Chrussy in a God Honoring Way

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In this deep dive on Godly Wives, the ladies discuss the history of Godly wifehood, what it takes to be one, our contemporary Godly idols, and the tradwives' twisted relationship with history. Digressions include the movement to let Sha'Carri smoke weed, YoungLife trauma, and a merch reveal! Merch is available at propfront.com/binchtopia. Bonus content including extra episodes, reading lists, and livestreams is available at patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 7, 20211h 15m

Drunk Witchstory *TEASER*

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To celebrate 666 patrons, the ladies get tipsy and tell the tales of two historical witches, Catherine Deshayes and Ursula Shipton, in front of a live studio audience. To hear the full episode along with other bonus episodes, reading lists, and more, go to patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 3, 20212 min

Ep 24I Can't Believe It's Not Bread!

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In a round-up of cultural commentary, the ladies discuss the Bo Burnham special, Britney's testimony, the end of The Kardashian reign, and much more. Digressions include a look into Subway's unethical and inedible practices, Julia's beef with the Evangelicals, and why mommy vlog TikTok is canceling Eliza. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 30, 20211h 2m

Ep 23Flewed Out For Teen Torture

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The ladies unpack the Troubled Teen Industry, from its hippie cult origins to the money laundering scheme it is today. Digressions include an explanation as to why both girlies are so hungover, our vocal fry haters, and how some of you need to parent better. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 23, 20211h 12m

Ep 22Juulspiracy

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The ladies tackle the new-age nicotine epidemic with a discussion about the history of cigarettes, why Marlboro was #ForTheBoys, and how Juul made addiction cool again. Digressions include a review of Lorde's emotionally stable single, life updates from your mommies, and an enticing offer for anyone who can crack Eliza's cigarette habit. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 15, 20211h 20m

All Tangents *TEASER*

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Consider this episode an immersive experience. It's like you're sitting on our couch, a bong rip in (if you partake), listening to us gab about Jeff Bezos' space exploration, elementary school bullies, shoplifting tips, and everything in between. The full episode along with reading lists, newsletters, livestreams, and other bonus content is available at our Patreon, patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 15, 20212 min

Ep 21Binchtopia Says "Gay Rights!"

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To kick off pride month, the ladies tell the stories of queer historical icons Felice Schragenheim, Lilly Wust, and Ralph Kerwineo. Digressions include a dip into the Kink At Pride Discourse, a Netflix-worthy mailbox moment, and some resources on where to put your coins this Pride month. Gay rights! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 9, 20211h 8m

Ep 20Alexis Ren Body Tutorial

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The ladies discuss the history of eating disorders, the misconception of anorexia as "the white woman's disease," and the psychology behind pro-anorexia online spaces. Digressions include Brandy Melville's fatty-proof storefront, Kate Mossgate, and the burning question of whether or not Elijah Wood will wear wigs. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 2, 20211h 27m

Patreon Loveline *TEASER*

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The ladies take questions from the binchies about situationships, "intellectual" men, queer dating, and more for the first Patreon loveline. The full episode is available at patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 29, 20212 min

Ep 19Zarapocalypse

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The ladies discuss the evolution of fast fashion and dissect the industry's environmental and social impact. Digressions include some gynecology wisdom, House of Sunny's reign of terror, and the return of cheugy discourse. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 26, 20211h 12m

Ep 18In My Old Hag Era

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The ladies talk pedophilic beauty standards and grooming through the lens of Courtney Stodden's marriage, and dissect Susan Sontag's "The Double Standard of Aging." Digressions include the Mouseaccre, dads we wouldn't like to fuck, Leonardo DiCaprio's hatred of women over 24, and the benefits of being a spinster. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 19, 20211h 18m