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The girlies return to the mailbox to read more stories of clownery and riff on your foolishness. Digressions include why men need to STOP scaring the hoes, some piping hot tea about this season of the Bachelor, and, well, I think we all got groomed over the internet!

We are so excited to introduce the inaugural episode of Bruhtopia — Binchtopia for boys! Over the next few weeks, Max and Rodney will take you on a journey of all things sports, economics, and wellness… APRIL FOOLS! The girlies are granting diplomas from Clown University to brave binchies writing in about the times they've been clowned. From giving yourself a full body rash to running with the gingers to letting your man keep a glass piss bottle in your room for months, the level of clownery is off the charts. Digressions include our own little prank, and don't worry — we would NEVER let men host our podcast. MERCH PATREON

The girlies discuss the happenings — the ugly boyfriend apocalypse, insane Conservative conspiracies, the transgenda, Kate Middleton's whereabouts and more. This is a teaser for a Patreon-exclusive episode. To become a patron and get access to this episode along with 50+ other bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/binchtopia

The girlies answer a pressing question: why is flying so awful? We used to have hotties in Pan Am uniforms serving us caviar, and now we suffer through heinous security lines to sit in seats with no legroom where the emergency exit door is not guaranteed to stay on til landing. From the Wright Bros to TSA to climate criminals, the girlies unpack the history of all things air travel and ponder if there is a better way. Digressions include two father-related mailbox moments and a new merch drop! The new merch collection will be available at 10am PT // 1pm ET on 3/13 at this link! SOURCES: A Brief History of Airplane Hijackings, From the Cold War to D.B. Cooper Airline Close Calls Happen Far More Often Than Previously Known A Real Life Pan Am Stewardess On What It Was Like To Wear That Famous Uniform Boeing, Still Recovering From Max 8 Crashes, Faces a New Crisis Boeing 707: The Aircraft That Changed the Way We Fly Federal Flight Deck Officers: The Airline Pilots Trained to Shoot Hijackers History of the Airplane How Modern Air Travel Got So Miserable It Was Shoes On, No Boarding Pass Or ID. But Airport Security Forever Changed On 9/11 Longing for the 'Golden Age' of Air Travel? Be Careful What You Wish for Pan Am Flight Attendants Had the Most Glamorous Jobs in the Sky Pan Am: The Trailblazing Airline That Changed International Travel PANAMAC Revisited Private jets are awful for the climate. It's time to tax the rich who fly in them. The Airplane Changed Our Idea of the World The Evolution of the Commercial Flying Experience The Humiliating History of the TSA The Shocking Boeing 737 Incident, Briefly Explained The Wonderful Jet World of Pan American (1959) What Are Carbon Offsets? Are They a Credible Climate Solution? Worried About How Safe It Is to Fly? Here's What the Experts Have to Say

The girlies discuss the most discoursed articles of the month. They cover the Ivy League financial "expert" who put $50k in an unmarked vehicle, a landmark piece about the pull-out method, the article that asks what happens when body-positive influencers get skinny, and more. Twitter digressions include the AI-generated Live Wonka Experience and whether or not your husband should die for being nice to his brother's widow. This is a teaser for a Patreon-exclusive episode. To become a patron and get access to this episode along with 50+ other bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/binchtopia. ARTICLES DISCUSSED: The Day I Put $50,000 in a Shoe Box and Handed It to a Stranger The Case for Pulling Out How Tom Sandoval Became the Most Hated Man in America TikToker Says Dad Abandoning Family for Breakdancing Dreams Is Her Funniest Childhood Trauma, Dad Claps (And Breakdances) Back They Promoted Body Positivity. Then They Lost Weight.

The girlies confront one of humanity's oldest anxieties — our fear of aging. From Cleopatra's donkey milk baths to ten-year-old girls putting Drunk Elephant eye creams on their Christmas lists, they explore how women have always been encouraged to prolong youth at their own expense. Digressions include *that* horrifying NYT article, mixed feelings about going grey, and some treasured wisdom from our older binchies. SOURCES: Anti-Aging Medicine: The History: Life Extension and History: The Continual Search for the Fountain of Youth Babies' skin is already perfect. Dior wants to sell them a skincare line Charting: A Brief History of Anti-Aging History Lesson: Centuries Of Anti-Aging Products Intact: A Defence of the Unmodified Body No Truth to the Fountain of Youth The Craziest Things People Have Done to Try and Stay Young The Double Standard of Aging by Susan Sontag The "Invisibility" War on Older Women The 10-Year-Olds Using Drunk Elephant Beauty Products 'There's no ethical way to sell products that target signs of aging' They Always Say the Younger You Start, the Better Powerless in the Face of Beauty: Helena Rubinstein at the Jewish Museum Preliminary Materials for a Theory of the Young-Girl Why Americans Are Uniquely Afraid to Grow Old Woman in Retrograde Women, Power, and Aging: An Introduction

Bad Book Club returns to review the Twilight fanfiction turned kinky nightmare that captivated suburban moms everywhere. This one has it all — a clinically insane man who tells our protagonist to "stay away" while constantly stalking her, the worst stock POC best friend characterization we've ever seen, and some truly heinous sex scenes. ¡Ay, Dios mío! This is a teaser for a Patreon-exclusive episode. To become a patron and get access to this episode and 50+ other bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/binchtopia.

In the annual Binchtopia Valentine Hotline, the girlies open up their voicemail box to advise some troubled listeners in matters of the heart. How do I stop being my boyfriend's mommy? Are love languages even real? How do I plan the best boyfriend convention ever? Will you guys come to my wedding? These questions and more are answered. Digressions include a sass dispatch from Redacted and the Tortured Grammy's Department.

The girlies dive deep into the micro-trends that have been populating the internet over the last few years. From cottage-core to ballet-core, clean girl to mob wife, they rank microaesthetics based on the level of abject harm they cause to women, the pedophilic undertones, and whether or not they make their brains Soup. Digressions include welcoming Ballerina Farm into the NYT club and digging up dirt on the other Mormon influencers. This is a teaser for a Patreon-exclusive episode. Become a patron and listen to the full episode at patreon.com/binchtopia (http://patreon.com/binchtopia).

The girlies hop into the meme pool to investigate how memes are made, why they spread, and what happens when the worst moments of someone's life follow them forever in the memeiverse. Digressions include a mysterious case of Souping, the Binchtopia infirmary ward, and one listener's horrifying baby Jesus figurine. Sources: Slayed, Mother: Gypsy Rose's Digital Homecoming by Jax Preyer The Meme is Dead, Long Live the Meme by Roy Christopher Talking to the Guy Who Invented the Word 'Meme': Richard Dawkins by Mahmood Fazal Taking the Dawkins Challenge, or, The Dark Side of the Meme by Gregory Schrempp Alex From Target: The Other Side of Fame Alix Bromley Adjudication Internet Memes and "The Right to Privacy" Most Americans support right to have some personal info removed from online searches As a domestic violence victim, my story became a joke. You Know the Lorena Bobbitt Story. But Not All of It The Definitive Oral History of the Bobbitt Case, 25 Years Later Accidentally famous: The psychology of going viral Monica Lewinsky Wins The Internet With Best 'I Have A Joke' Tweet The last of the Monica meme Monica Lewinsky on the Culture of Humiliation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies dissect the case of America's newly freed sweetheart, Gypsy Rose Blanchard. Julia puts her PhD studies to use and guides us through the history of Munchausen by proxy, opening up an exploration of why people make themselves and others sick, and how the "bad mom" trope reifies social anxieties around motherhood and care. Digressions include our time in the Stu, the depths of our notesapp, and a bold mailbox moments. To see the video version of this episode and to keep up with our bonus content, subscribe at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the first episode of the New Year, the girlies investigate a cultural concept that plagues us all in the new year: The Makeover. From the transformative promise of the American Dream to hit shows like What Not to Wear and The Biggest Loser, they discuss how "the makeover" seeks to ease cultural anxieties, reify the status quo, and affirm that changing ones appearance can change ones life. Digressions include one listener who found Eliza's twin at the Margaritaville restaurant in Orlando, another who hears our voices in their schizoaffective delusion, and the world's need for a one dance. SOURCES: Eliza Makeover Nation: The United States of Reinvention by Toby Miller The Makeover: Reality Television and Reflexive Audiences by Katherine Sender The Great American Makeover: Television, History, Nation by Dana Heller 'Oh goodness, I am watching reality TV' How methods make class in audience research Notes on What Not to Wear and Post-feminist Symbolic Violence Spirituality Among Americans: Spiritual Beliefs by Pew Research Center Americans Take Prescriptions a Large Portion of Their Lives Can I Please Give You Some Advice?: Clueless and the Teen Makeover by Alice Leppert Julia Makeover TV: Selfhood, Citizenship, and Celebrity by Brenda Weber Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies hop on the mic for the last time this year to recap a timeline of the memes, celebrity relationships, and silly internet shit that captured our attention in 2023. Digressions include a failed STD test and He Need A One Dance. If you'll miss us on our break, you can find bonus episodes, mediasodes, monthly zoom meetings, and more on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies open up the mailbox and dedicate an entire episode to your hilarious moments. We're with you through the hard times (salmonella Tinder date) and the good times (dislodging pasta from beneath your fingertip by cooking it soft). Thanks for another year of being our listeners. Digressions include predictions for who will be woman'd in 2024 and our made-up idioms. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies return to the world of family vloggers to answer the important questions — how did the momfluencer come to be and why are we so obsessed with her? Can children ever meaningfully consent to being shared online? Did Jean Baudrillard predict our real life Truman Show with Simulacra and Simulation in 1981? Digressions include your newest NY Times covergirls, the Binchtopia Boy Draft, and one listener's experience as an assistant momager. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Binchtopia is created, produced, and hosted by Julia Hava and Eliza McLamb. This episode was edited by Allison Hagan. *note: we hit the character limit for this description -- additional sources for this episode are linked on our Patreon! SOURCES: Momfluenced: Inside the Maddening, Picture-Perfect World of Mommy Influencer Culture Simulacra and Simulation Are We To Be Forever Trapped Between the Two? The Internet, Modernity, and Postmodernity in the Early 21st Century Child-produced content and the simulation of childhood New law entitles child social media influencers to a percentage of earnings Why did Mark Zuckerberg cover his kids' faces on Instagram? Their lives were documented online from birth. Now, they're coming of age The YouTube Parents Who are Turning Family Moments into Big Bucks Kidfluencers Are Today's Version of Chimney Sweeps Research Brief: "Sharenting" and Child Influencers Sharenting: parent blogging and the boundaries of the digital self Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies revisit a classic early Binchtopia episode to unpack the phenomenon of child-centric content — this time with sources! In Part 1 they discuss the history of child labor in America including the plight of minor miners, the exploitation of Shirley Temple, and why we LOVE watching videos of Trisha Paytas playing with Malibu Barbie. Digressions include Eliza's experience of buying Buddhism in Hollywood, Catholic mantras that go hard, and listener-submitted momager stories. Binchtopia is created, produced, and hosted by Julia Hava and Eliza McLamb. This episode was edited by Allison Hagan. SOURCES: History of child labor in the United States—part 1: little children working History of child labor in the United States–part 2: the reform movement There's No Business Like Show Business: Child Entertainers and the Law More Than Pocket Money: A History of Child Actor Laws Little Miss Fix-It: The Remarkable Life of Shirley Temple Before The Good Ship Lollipop, Shirley Temple Did 'Baby Burlesks' How cute things hijack our brains and drive behaviour Assessing the cuteness of children: Significant factors and gender differences Gendering Cuteness Our Aesthetic Categories: Zany, Cute, Interesting Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies go soapbox mode to discuss two women in history that they can't stop thinking about: their special interest girlbosses. Julia tells the fascinating story of Annie Oakley, the most snatched sharpshooter of all time, and Eliza gets deep into the lore of Connie Converse, the mysterious (gay?) 50's songwriter who pioneered the genre before disappearing without a trace. Plus, more Kardashian discourse, an angel update, and homophobia-themed mailbox moments. To help keep these episodes ad-free, access bonus episodes, and support the podcast, head to patreon.com/binchtopia Binchtopia is created, produced, and hosted by Julia Hava and Eliza McLamb. This episode was edited by Allison Hagan. SOURCES The true story of Annie Oakley, legendary sharpshooter Annie Oakley | National Women's History Museum. What the True Story of Buffalo Bill Reveals About the Myth of the Wild West Annie Oakley: In A Man's World Annie Oakley: The Person To Anyone Who Ever Asks: The Life, Music, and Mystery of Connie Converse by Howard Fishman The Art of Disappearance by Hanif Abdurraqib Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies are back with another Eerie Episode™, this time covering all things WITCHES! They go back into the annuls to unpack the history of European witchery, the Salem Witch trials, voodoo, the current-day Wicca practitioners, and the Etsy spell sellers of today. They discuss "witch" as a socially imposed category and the evolution of witchy practices throughout history. Digressions include some Russian witch tea from a listener and Khloe Kardashian's unfortunate lot in this life as a Victim Soul. Binchtopia is created, produced, and hosted by Julia Hava and Eliza McLamb. Research for this episode was contributed by Ben Rosenfeld and Charlie Squire. Sources: The Devil in the Shape of a Woman A Brief History of the Salem Witch Trials Damned Women: Sinners and Witches in Puritan New England Why Do Witches Ride Brooms? (NSFW) Caliban and the Witch: Women, the Body and Primitive Accumulation Drawing Down the Moon : Witches, Druids, Goddess-Worshippers, and Other Pagans in America Today Daring to Be Bad: Radical Feminism in America Cultural Appropriation in Contemporary Neopaganism and Witchcraft Perceptions of New Orleans Voodoo: Sin, Fraud, Entertainment, and Religion New Age and Neopagan Religions in America Fantasies of Gender and the Witch in Feminist Theory and Literature Witchcraft for Sale! Commodity vs. Community in the Neopagan Movement Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies venture into Vampire Lore™ in Part I of a series of Eerie Episodes. They explore the shocking disease that turned people into vampires, the impact of vampiric literature, how Stephanie Meyer bastardized Gothic traditions via Mormonism, and more! Digressions include a plug for our upcoming virtual live show, an earnest diary entry from a day-one Twihard, and advice for a binchie who can't stop dating people who want them to suck their blood. Get tickets to our virtual Halloween live show here! SOURCES: Vampires: Real Origins, Legends, and Stories The Bloody Truth About Vampires Born to the Purple: the Story of Porphyria Attention, Predation, Counterintuition: Why Dracula Won't Die by Mathias Clasen The Weird and the Eerie by Mark Fisher (Un)safe Sex: Romancing the Vampire by Karen Backstein Twilight's Heteronormative Reversal of the Monstrous: Utopia and the Gothic Design by Kelly Budruweit My Vampire Boyfriend: Postfeminism and "Perfect" Masculinity Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the spirit of the Spirit Season, Eliza brings on religious scholar and bestie Kate Twomey to answer listener-submitted questions about spirituality, enlighten us about the existence of a non-binary Christian God, why some of you want to fuck nuns, and more! Plus, a forward to briefly discuss the Israel-Gaza war. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia! Tickets for our virtual live show, Binchtopia: A Spooky Halloween Spectacular! can be found here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies dive back into the treasure trove that is Reddit, where people complain about a seagull stealing cigarettes, a cat that shouldn't be taxidermied, a disturbing butter mystery, and so much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies are in for a nostalgic episode, exploring two of the most puzzling crazes of the 2000's — Dance Dance Revolution and SillyBandz. Digressions include an entire intro dedicated to telling landlords to GET A REAL JOB!!!!! Plus, the first ever mobile Binchtopia academy for youths. SOURCES: Are We Human, or Are We Dancer? The Legacy of 'Dance Dance Revolution,' 20 Years Later 'Dance Dance Revolution' Movie In Works At Stampede; Company Ups Cara Fano To Director Of Development Machine Dance as Fitness and Sport Evolving Relationship between Humans and Machines An Interview With Poet Cathy Park Hong The Last Two Dance Dance Revolution Machines in Manhattan Silly Bandz, the Bracelets That Spring Off Shelves The History & Phenomenon of Sillybandz Silly Bandz Banned Silly Bandz Danger American Fads: Silly Bandz Children's Peer Cultures Silly Bandz and the Currency of Information Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies finally give the people what they've been begging for — an episode on fraternities and sororities. They investigate the fake Greek roots of the American phenomenon, the cost of sorority rush (both spiritual and financial), the dangers of Greek Life, and so much more. Digressions include a wealth of mailbox moments about your own cursed sorority experiences. We no longer host ads on Binchtopia thanks to the support of our patrons. To help make Binchtopia possible and to get access to bonus, mediasodes, zoom hangouts, and a community of binchies, head over to patreon.com/binchtopia. SOURCES: How American Sororities Got Their Start The American Fraternity The Divine Nine: The history and impact of Black Greek letter organizations A Brief History of Jewish Greek Life 'I went through it so you should too': Why Greek Life hazing won't die 10 Sorority Hazing Horror Stories I Let 3 Sorority Rush Consultants Read My Life for Filth Parents pay me $3,500 to help their daughters get into a sorority. It's All Greek to Me How Does Sorority Recruitment Work? College Students Keep Dying Because of Fraternity Hazing. Why Is It So Hard to Stop? Students accused of sexual misconduct say Title IX isn't working — and victims agree The Hunting Ground: the failures of a new documentary about rape on college campuses. Sexual Victimization Among Sorority Women by Amanda Hinkel Bama Rush TikTok Is Exposing the Wild Money Behind College Greek Life Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies welcome a special guest — comedian, Emmy nominated actress, and patreonite Hannah Einbinder! The girlies talk Judaism, why comics lack emotional fortitude, one of the most iconic shitting-in-public stories we've ever heard, updates from the SAG strike, and more! Plus, she weighs in on some of your mailbox moments. We no longer host ads on Binchtopia thanks to the support of our patrons. To help make Binchtopia possible and to get access to bonus episodes, mediasodes, zoom hangouts, and a community of binchies, head over to patreon.com/binchtopia. See Hannah on tour! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the second part of their rockstar saga, the girlies discuss the unsung heroes of rock's orbit — the Black musicians of Soul, the groupies who surrounded the stars, and the grrrls who refused to stand for the bullshit. Digressions include the funeral of unenthusiastic Binchtopia ad reads, not falling for the misogynistic hate campaign against Sophie Turner, and some mailbox moments that seem to be straight out of r/ambien. SOURCES: Indexing of Musical Genres: An Epistemological Perspective by Knut Tore Abrahamsen Just Around Midnight: Rock and Roll and the Racial Imagination by Jack Hamilton The 'whitewashing' of Black music: A dark chapter in rock history by Chris Jancelewicz Pop Stars Aren't Popping Like They Used To – Do Labels Have a Plan? By Elias Leight Why Aren't More Popstars Being Born? By Chris Eggertsen A Very Black History of Punk Music Riot Grrrl: Revolutions from within by Jessica Rosenberg and Gitana Garofalo Riot Grrrl Manifesto I'm with the Band: Confessions of a Groupie 'I wouldn't want this for anybody's daughter': will #MeToo kill off the rock'n'roll groupie? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies are back from sabbatical to discuss the psychos that tour even longer and harder than us — rockstars. They give you a brief rundown of rock as a genre, why it died in the 90's (according to Eliza and Gav), the property damage, animal abuse, and general tomfoolery of rock's greatest frontmen, and how touring damages your psyche. Digressions include Julia's review of The Rodeo, Eliza's fear that she's passing down generational trauma to her cat, and our ongoing beef with one listener's father. Support the podcast on Patreon to get access to bonus episodes, mediasodes, and monthly zoom hangs at patreon.com/binchtopia. Check out our merch at https://fanjoy.co/collections/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eliza has on a very special guest, her 66-year-old pilates teacher, Eeda. Eeda reflects on being 10 years sober, her storied history with addiction and perfection, and why no movie about ballet ever gets it quite right. This episode has been unlocked from Patreon. If you'd like to listen to more bonus episodes, head over to www.patreon.com/binchtopia. We will be taking a break from the main feed for the rest of the month, but will still be uploading regularly on Patreon. See you in September! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies are on the road and bring back a classic chatty episode from the same hotel bed. They talk Taylor Swift's most diabolical tour yet, Julia getting psychically assaulted in DC, what really constitutes a war crime, and more! Support the podcast on Patreon here. Check out our merch here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies review the movie that's taken over our zeitgeist and turned everything pink — BARBIE 💕👱🏻‍♀️With help from film critic and Barbie movie expert Zoë Rose Bryant, they explore whether or not a two-hour toy commercial can be feminist, whether or not we need it to be, and most importantly... BEAUTIFUL gowns. Digressions include manosphere nightmares, putting on our tinfoil hats to talk about The Aliens, and one listener's helpful expertise in maritime law. Follow Zoë on Twitter and Letterboxd. Click here to come see us live! Check out our merch here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Julia is joined by Binchtopia favorite, her dad Gav, for a wide-ranging conversation about all things summer camp! They discuss the origins of summer camp in America, the extremely specific Jewish sleepaway camp experience, and why people still covet the 1970s summer camp aesthetic. Digressions include the new QAnon blockbuster, some father-daughter creative projects, and getting traumatized by Passover cosplay. SOURCES: Summer Camp Has Always Been About Escaping Modern Life This Land Is Your Land: Native minstrelsy and the American summer camp movement Click here for tickets to our shows! Click here for our merch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies get down to business and confront the questions society is too scared to ask: are mosquitoes tiny terrorists? Should I be getting preventative rabies shots? WHAT IS GLASS?? And so, so much more. This episode involves minimal reseach, maximum questioning, and radically accepting our ignorance. Digressions include medical mystery corner, the unending mystique of The Ocean, and an unanswered query about the relationship between two Godly Wives. Click here for tickets to our shows! Click here for our merch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies take a trip into The Manosphere — the community of internet men who think that feminism is ruining the world and can't stop podcasting about it. They talk Rush Limbaugh, Joe Rogan, Andrew Tate, Jordan Peterson, and more! Fun! Digressions include a ride on the toxic gossip train, an unfortunate return of public free-bleeding, and a Spanish teacher who posted hole on main. Find the video version of this episode, along with over 50 bonus episodes, here. Buy our merch here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies recount the history of humanity's most romantic creation — the love letter — and its contemporary counterpart, the sext. They talk James Joyce's fart fetish, what revenge porn looked like in the 70's, and why the American public waged war on teen sexting in the 2000's. Digressions include raising awareness about The Great Vyvanse Shortage of 2023, a lament about the failure of American language education, and one listener's poet boyfriend from hell. SOURCES: What history's love letters reveal Famous Love Letters Throughout History A Brief History of Love Letters Love letters in Shakespeare: As You Like It, Hamlet, and The Two Gentlemen of Verona Napoleon's Love Letters to Josephine Oscar Wilde's Stirring Love Letters to Lord Alfred "Bosie" Douglas A Thing That Wants Virginia Forbidden love: The WW2 letters between two men A Brief History of Erotic Photography A Brief, Dirty History of Sexting The Self-Porning of American Youth How Reggie Brown Invented Snapchat Plus... Eliza getting cyberbullied on main Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies celebrate pride month by conversing about their favorite evil gays — Ellen Degeneres and George Santos. Digressions include the SHEIN propaganda trip for influencers, a Hilaria update, and a hilarious misunderstanding about one listener's horse-related mailbox moment. Support the podcast on Patreon here. Find tickets for our live shows here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies investigate a beloved middle school archetype — the horse girl. They explain the history of The American Horse™️, the women who protected them from extinction, and why love stories between girls and horses are so much more empowering than the heteronormative scripts we were given as children. Digressions include Twitter's true crime brain rot, Julia's recap of The Idol, and whether or not Eliza would be a good candidate for equine therapy. Find the video version of this episode at patreon.com/binchtopia SOURCES: New Research Rewrites the History of American Horses How Sky Dogs (the horse) were created Healing With the Power Of Horses; Therapists Use Riding To Help Treat Disabilities Horses Can Read Human Facial Expressions Girls and Horses: A Sex Difference in Attachments Strong, Active Women: (Re)doing rural femininity through equestrian sport and leisure The Fantasy Embeddedness of Girls' Horse Drawings Why Are Horse Girls Always Trending? What Are Horse Girls and Why Does Everyone Hate Them? Carmen Maria Machado On Her Complicated Young Relationship With Horses Horse Crazy: Girls and the Lives of Horses by Jean O'Malley Halley Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies explore the history of an increasingly popular trend for American parents: homeschooling. They cover the history of public education, why homeschooling appeals to outliers on both the political right and left, and beg the question: do you have autism or were you just homeschooled? Digressions include our sold-out tour and second shows, identifying a binchie based on our cult-like language alone, and nostalgia for the 7am fistfights taking place somewhere in a public school bathroom. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Find tickets to our live shows at linktr.ee/binchtopia SOURCES: Martin Luther Was An Advocate For Education Reform Perfecting Childhood: Horace Mann and the Origins of Public Education in the United States Catharine Beecher and the Education of American Women Would Unschooling Actually Make My Kids Any Happier? Why Homeschooling Happened Homeschooling Pioneer Susan Wise is Well-Versed in Controversy 'When You Get Into Unschooling, It's Almost Like a Religion' 'A form of resistance': More Black families are choosing to homeschool their children "Parental rights" started on the Christian fringe — now it's the GOP's winning issue How Christian Nationalism Seeped Into Home Schooling Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies are back with another fan-favorite Reddit episode. They review a wide range of rich texts to make the critical judgment: who is the asshole here? Potential assholes include someone who stood up at a Beyoncé concert, a man who gave his wife a parenting performance review, and a kid who's obsessed with ruining some guy's lawn. Digressions include an East Coast tour announcement, Eliza's recent loss, and the hip-to-waist ratio on medical mannequins. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies recount the fascinating stories of two famous heiresses — Isabella Stewart Gardner and Patty Hearst. They discuss their tumultuous lives, their complicated legacies, and what happens when white women have an existential crisis. Digressions include a four minute segment about our tits, tradwives stealing valor, and which Instagram accounts you can't check if you're ovulating. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies contend with the complex history of man's most baffling creation — the sex doll. They unpack the contested history of sailors circle-jerking into homemade wenches, what hyper-realistic silicone dolls are doing to our contemporary beauty standards, and ask an important question: is every man who has ever owned one a sexist pig or are we all Puritans for thinking so? Plus, a discussion about a man, his sex doll wife, and the Instagram account that started it all. Digressions include the most horrific photo that's ever graced the Binchtopia inbox, the prison break of Eliza's cats, and an exciting announcement from Julia. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia SOURCES: A (Straight, Male) History of Sex Dolls Sex Dolls at Sea Guest Lecture by Dr. Bo Ruberg - Imagined Histories of Sexual Technologies The Modern Sex-Doll Owner: A Descriptive Analysis Exploring the Psychological Characteristics and Risk-related Cognitions of Individuals Who Own Sex Dolls Gendered Synthetic Love: Real Dolls and the Construction of Intimacy Sex Doll Ownership: An Agenda for Research Real Dolls (article) Real Dolls website Dominance and Affection: The Making of Pets Technofetishism and the Uncanny Desires of A.S.F.R. (alt.sex.fetish.robots) A Cyborg Manifesto Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Julia reflects on The Weight of It All one year later with musician and breakup bestie Georgia Greene. Plus, we made you a breakup playlist. xoxo Check out Georgia's band Trousdale here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies break down the complexities of the current writers' strike. With help from film professor Miranda Banks (also known as Julia's aunt), they delve into the history of the WGA and previous strikes, the alter ego of "W. Hermanos," and how technology continuously changes the landscape for writers. Plus, we answer the questions you submitted about the strike! Digressions include a mailbox moment titled "BOYFRIEND WANTS TO FUCK HIS DOG???", the real purpose of The Academy, and Eliza's 100-year-old piano. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies tackle the long history and contemporary policy that makes up the American healthcare system. They explain why millions go bankrupt from medical debt, detail the modern process of thotting out your traumas for GoFundMe pennies, and unpack why it doesn't have to be this way. Digressions include a listener's glowing testimony for Glossier foundation and how losing your right hand is nepotism, actually. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Binchtopia has donated $5,000 towards relieving medical debt though RIP Medical Debt. Check out their organization and make your own donation here! SOURCES: The History of Healthcare Quality: The First 100 Years 1860–1960 Ironies of Success: A New History of the American Health Care "System" Healthy, Wealthy, and Wise: How Corporate Power Shaped the Affordable Care Act The History and Future of Neoliberal Health Reform History of Health Insurance in the United States From Widow to "Welfare Queen": Welfare and the Politics of Race What Changes Have Been Made to the ACA Under the Trump Administration? Health Plans No Longer Have to Cover All Preventive Care at No Cost. Here's What to Know. GoFundMe as Health Insurance: Why So Many Americans Turn to Crowdfunding for Medical Care Americans' Medical Debts Are Bigger Than Was Known, Totaling $140 Billion Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies unpack the history and ontology of the internet's most misunderstood subculture: furries! Digressions include the horrors of the average Nordstrom dressing room, a mailbox moment entitled "In My Aria Montgomery Era," and a very special welcome to Binchtopia to our first beautiful Binchie baby. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Sources: Furry Cartography: Performing Species by Marla Carlson On having a furry soul: transpecies identity and ontological indeterminacy in Otherkin subcultures by Jay Johnston Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies have an enlightening chat about religious trauma, queerness, and calling men "buddy" in the bedroom with Dr. Dontá Morrison. Digressions include a tale of leprosy cosplay, more haunting Eastern European folklore for children, and the Anne Hathaway Effect. Support the podcast at patreon.com/binchtopia. Find Dr. Morrison on Instagram at @donta_morrison, and check out his website. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies do another culture swap to explain the origins of two springtime holidays — Eliza tells the story of Passover, and Julia tells the story of Easter. Digressions include our dream cars (although Julia does not dream of cars), Eliza's annual move, and some very important homework for frat pledges. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies celebrate their 100th episode by answering 100 listener-submitted questions. Digressions include Eliza's near brush with death, Donald Trump's new single, and did you know that there's a tunnel under ocean boulevard..????? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies explain the movement to Defend the Forest and #StopCopCity in Atlanta and connect it to a broader conversation about the history of civil disobedience in America. Digressions include a recap of our slayful clothing sale, reminiscing about seeing Taylor Swift live in the 2010's when the tickets were cheaper, and a big congratulations to a binchie for finishing her chemo treatment. SOURCES: Civil Disobedience On A Moral Right to Civil Disobedience by James Lefkowitz As Public Opposition Grows, Atlanta Police Attempt To Begin Work On Cop City, Protestors Occupy Trees Autopsy reveals anti-'Cop City' activist's hands were raised when shot and killed Defend the Atlanta Forest Media Kit Defend the Atlanta Forest FAQ (click here to find info about how to help) What Is 'Cop City'? The Atlanta Police Center Protests, Explained Appalachian Pipeline Blockade Ends With Arrests After 932 Days Police murder protestor in Atlanta Forest Authorities in Georgia have charged 23 people with domestic terrorism How The USA Patriot At Redefines "Domestic Terrorism" Occupy Wall Street: A protest timeline Key Moments In The Dakota Access Pipeline Fight Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ladies time travel to the 90's to discuss the world's first simulated pets — the Tamagotchi and the Furby — and what lessons they have to teach us about our digital selves online. Digressions include a very "low brow" intro, a Binchtopia spit-take meet-cute, and the discovery that we might be your Tamagotchis. SOURCES: Love It, Feed It, Mourn It Virtual Pets Are Back and Why We Need Them Most Now Love In The Time of Tamagotchi Taken By the Tamagotchi: How a Toy Changed the Perspective on Mobile Technology PUBLIC LIVES; Far From the Pleading Crowd: Furby's Dad Coded for Cuteness: How the Furby Conquered Hearts and Minds How to Turn Your Furby Evil by WikiHow A Dark Furby Theory May Reveal Them as Flesh-Devouring Predators What Happens When Your Furby Becomes Evil Into the Furby-Verse: The Narrative Production of Electronic Companions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies open up their treasure trove of mailbox moments to cackle at more of your embarrassing stories. Digressions include Julia's recap of Bravo's biggest scandal to date, Eliza's tour life diary, and a revelation about the mysterious origins of a Godly Wife. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girlies are joined by podcaststress supreme Lara Marie Schoenhals to discuss the cultural importance of reality tv and its storied history. Digressions include the trauma of eating at Lisa Vanderpump's restaurants, the horror of forgetting to lock the airplane bathroom, and the importance of taking it to a place of 9/11. Listen to Lara's hilarious work on Sexy Unique Podcast and Too Niche? Follow Lara on IG @larzmarie and on TikTok @sexyuniquepodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.