
Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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Ep 148148 Jungle Gal
Episode 148 This show has a lot of Laos stories along with pursers, scorpions, monks, hookers, bugs, blown slides and jungle gals. Contact... [email protected]

Ep 147147 British Men Running
Episode 147 Hello, in this show we hear stories about my recent trip to Uganda, Laos sex, Mary Poppins, Air Marshals, Brass Knuckles, sleeping sickness, front bums, capes, snafus and sending British men running. Contact... [email protected]

Ep 146146 Gorilla Glow
Episode 146 I just go back from an outstanding trip to Uganda so we have lots of stories about gorillas, hippos, snake bites, hanky panky (on the airplane) poop, sticks and an update on a fan favorite. Contact... [email protected] The music for the show is all local Ugandan music, primarily a group of kids congratulating me on seeing gorillas in the wild at Bwindi Impenetrable Forest

Ep 145145 BItsy
If all goes well, and i don't hit any glitches I will be tracking gorillas in Uganda when this podcast comes out. I'm super excited! This show has stories about urine, crew juice, lubrication, ghosts, devils and bombs. Contact... [email protected]

Ep 144144 Hey, Cut That Out
Hi, this show has stories about night caps, jail birds, drunk priests and a few buck naked clips. Access your Windows Applications as you go with a virtual desktop from CloudDesktopOnline.com-One of the best Providers of DaaS Services You can also rent a server for your Podcasts and streaming videos from Apps4rent.com with a risk-free trial. Contact... [email protected] Work and Travel with Purpose check out Venture with Impact. Music: "Everything Good" by Twintwelve

Ep 143143 Special Powers
This show features stories about airplane farts, peanuts, customs, tar and butts. It also includes a great story from a wonderful flight attendant that I have wanted to meet for ages. Check out my new book Tar (The Tar Collection Book 1) Contact... [email protected] The music for this show I recorded on the street in Munich Germany

Ep 142142 The Eye of the Polar Bear
This show features stories about overdosed doctors, pilot kings, blonde bombshells and polar bears. Hows that for diversity? Contact... [email protected] Music "Fly" by the Good Sirs Check out my new book "Tar" (The Tar Collection Book 1) This guy is very funny

Ep 141141 Cheddar Boy
Episode 141 Hi there, this month we have stories about overhead bins, oxygen masks, buses, parties, balls, nuts and wipers. Check out my new book "Tar" (The Tar Collection Book 1) Contact... [email protected] Check out these links Sean Morey Flying High with Charlie
Ep 140140 Kangaroo Pilot
I recently flew with a flight attendant who had the best stories I've heard in a long time. We hear about kangaroos, over head bins, uniforms, naps, princes and toothbrushes. Check out my new book "Tar" (The Tar Collection Book 1) Contact... [email protected]

Ep 139139 The Vomiteer
This show has stories about gators, big balls, hairy people, food cars, red wine showers and a vomit queen. Check out my new book "Tar" (The Tar Collection Book 1) Contact... [email protected] Music... "Flying" by The Catch

Ep 138138 Ship High In Transit
This show has stories from my recent trip to Grenada, along with tales about spiders, humpbacks, head injuries and butlers. Check out my new book "Tar" (The Tar Collection Book 1) Contact... [email protected] Music: "Froken" by Fridrik Dor and from Wizard Steel Band in Grenada

Ep 137137 She's All Soapy
Happy New Year everyone! This show features stories about a hot pepper, an airplane crash, a fairy god mother and a great love. Contact... [email protected] Music for the show is "Airplane" by the Side Street Blues

Ep 136136 Ice Ice Baby!
Episode 136 This is a longer than normal show because I had so many stories to tell you about my recent trip to Iceland. We also have stories about old flight attendants, blue juice, kosher meals and the family jewels. Ice Ice Baby! Contact... [email protected] For great deals on hotels, cars and cruises if your an airline employee check out ID90travel

Ep 135135 The Tubes of Terror
Show 135 Hello everyone! In this show we have stories about pee, poop and plums. A crazy guy and an impressive man. Quacks and geese. Dicks and ducks, and at the end of the show we hear about the Tubes of Terror. Contact... [email protected] Music for the show: Everything Good by Twintwelve Interesting travel story by Amanda jones

Ep 134134 A Tale of Three Betty"s
Episode 134 In this show we have stories about three different Betty's along with butts, babies, bras and avocados. Contact... [email protected] Great article: Pan Am Baby Lift Music "Betty" by the Lascivious Biddies Good story: Gifts From Our Parents

Ep 133133 Travel Sick Pills
Episode 133 This show has stories about falling bubbles, beef sauce, a giant misunderstanding, balls, assholes and rain hats. Maybe I should have called the episode assholes and rain hats. Contact... [email protected] Check out Air New Zealand's fun safety video Love this RadioLab show about Candid Camera

Ep 132132 Really Bad Day
Episode 132 I hope everyone is enjoying the summer season. In this show we hear stories about bad behavior, some smelly passengers, kids on planes, zombies and chainsaws. Contact... [email protected] The music for this show is a talented street artist in Venice Italy Little CNN clip about Betty Nash

Ep 131131 Bioluminescence and Hot Sauce
Episode 131 Hello, this show features stories from my recent trip to Puerto Rico, my run in with the cops, flirtatious passengers, bioluminescence and hot sauce. Contact... [email protected] The music for the show was recorded in a restaurant in Old San Juan

Ep 130130 Miss London Airport
In this show we have stories about relish, panties, beach boys, seeing eye dogs and a very touching military story. Contact.... [email protected] Music "Fly" by The Good Sirs Cute Miss London Airport video

Ep 129129 Kennywoods Open
Episode 129 This show has a few stories about getting caught with your pants down, an Air Marshal story and a pilot talking about landing on an aircraft carrier. Contact... [email protected] Music "Flying" by The Catch Check out the cute cartoon by www.jetlaggedcomic.com

Ep 128128 Yellow Horses
Episode 128 This show has stories about yellow horses, an airplane fire, stinky dogs, a man hole and the Pips! Contact... [email protected] Check out this video from the musical Kinky Boots

Ep 127127 Driver in a Ditch
Episode 127 has some really funny stories about medical emergencies, some bad driving, crew pranks, wildlife on the airplane and some funky farts. Contact: [email protected] The music for this episode is from a group of street performers in Paris France.

Ep 126126 Ding Dong
Hi there, this show has stories about two cats, a couple of ding dongs, a disguise, Easter Island, Rarotonga and a bag-o-puke! The music for this show is from a group of street performers in Rome and the picture for the episode is of them. Contact... [email protected]

Ep 125125 Plane People
This episode is sort of rough around the edges. I had my digital recorder stolen in Madrid and didn't want to be late getting the episode posted, so about five minutes is recorded on my Cell phone which is not the best quality... but it will have to due. We have stories about some flight attendants and passengers behaving badly, an airline x-file and a heart warming tale about the Plane People. You can read the printed story here. Contact... [email protected] Music is "Airplane" by the Side Street Blues

Ep 124124 The Eye of the Coconut
Kia Orana! This show is full of stories from my recent trip to Rarotonga and Aitutaki along with lots of tales from the airplane. We hear about two in flight emergencies, guard roosters, lots of crabs and some skinny dumpster diving flight attendants. Contact... [email protected] The music is a sound seeing tour of the Cook Islands. I recorded the music from two local bands, an island night (which is like a Luau) and three churches.

Ep 123123 I'm Late Because I Had To...
Episode 123 This show features stories abut strange peeing habits on the airplane, parents behaving badly, a famous passenger and bruised private parts! Contact... [email protected] Music is "Airplane" by The Sid Street Blues Illustration by Louise Norman, check out her website.

Ep 122122 Deflateface
This show features a personal story from my recent trip, a pesky lougie, naked flight attendants in crew rest, some body odor and some fox talk. Contact... [email protected]

Ep 121121 High Talkers
This show has stories about a six year old busines man, high talkers, ghosts, pesky overhead bins, a hero and some sezy farm animals. Contact.... [email protected] Music is "Flying" by The Catch

Ep 120120 Singing to a Frog
This show has funny stories about bunnies, frogs, Jersey Shore guys on the airplane, some hotel ghosts and more importantly... what to do when you have to fart while working on the beverage cart! Contact... [email protected] Music "Fly" by The Good Sirs Oh and by the way Nadia in South Korea reminded me that it's my 10th year of podcasting Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase..... time really flys by!

Ep 119119 Thieves Don't Read
This show features stories about naked people on the plane, three thieve stories along with some buns, boobs and hooks! Contact... [email protected] Music "Everything Good" by Twintwelve Check out these excellent podcasts... You Made it Weird with Pete Holmes The Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Ep 118118 Click, Click, Click
In this 118th show we have stories about what to do when passengers annoy you, private body parts on show on the airplane, a story from my recent trip to Panama, lightening in the cabin... and a naughty pilot. Contact... [email protected] The music for the show is a street preformer in Brussels, Belgium

Ep 117117 Car Sick Rooster
This episode features stories from my fantastic trip to Panama. We hear about crabs, frogs, roosters, pearls and puffer fish... along with the some airplane stories. Contact... [email protected]

Ep 116116 No Cooking For You!
Lots of good stories in this show about running from the cops on a layover, holy water, maxi pads, fainting, life vests and an ambien fueled anxiety dream sleep walker on the airplane! Contact... [email protected] Music from the fabulous Lascivious Biddies, here is their website

Ep 115115 Schlong Story Short
This show has three stories about a certain body part along with two Doogie stories, some lost pantyhose and some crazy things people have done to get themselves fired. Contact... [email protected] The music for this show was recorded in Mainz Germany during Fasching which a huge party with lots of costumes and music and booze. It's a German Carnival (fun!)

Ep 114114 Ebola Betty
This show has stories about ebola, nut jobs, a game of duck duck goose, emotional support animals, pilots taking charge and a naked passenger. Contact.... [email protected] I recorded the music for this episode on the street in Munich Germany plus a classic song that is mentioned in one of the stories.

Ep 113113 You Say Albeano I Say Albino
In this show we have stories about bras in strange places, things in the toilet that... don't belong in the toilet, famous flight attendants, a baby tree, bad taxi drivers and an albino! Contact... [email protected] Music "Airplane" by the Side Street Blues

Ep 112112 Ghosts at my Doorstep
I'm just back from a big trip to Sulawesi Indonesia so this show is chalk full of stories from Sulawesi. We have stories about swallows, a poopy pen, a tarsier high, mohawk macques, ghosts, Tau Tau and smoke at the airport! Contact... [email protected]

Ep 111111 Butt to Butt or Crotch to Crotch?
This show features stories about a screaming pilot, air marshals, two passengers taking matters into their own hands and the burning question of ...butt to butt or crotch to crotch? The photo is of a Tarsier that I hope to see on safari in Sulawesi this month. The music was sent to me from Sheila from sunny Velencia Spain. Check out the video Cabin Crew Worldwide appreciation Song Contact... [email protected]

Ep 110110 Slippery Little Suckers
It's time for a new show and this month we have stories about airline hoarders, some slop in the aisle, a smart ass and some sick soup! Contact... [email protected] There's a quick clip from my new favorite podcast You Made it Weird with Pete Holmes Music "Vegas Turnaround" by Hall and Oates

Ep 109109 Old Lady Parts
Episode 109 This show features four old lady stories, a love is in the air story and two crazy Russians! Contact... [email protected] The music for this episode is "Fly Betty Fly" by Jay Dover. You can find more about him at www.dover41.com Funny video Penny is Forced to Work Economy Funny video Air Afrikaans

Ep 108108 Sit On It!
This show has lots of farting on the airplane stories! We also have a fast healing passenger, mood blankets, a creative use for airplane coffee... and a love story! Contact... [email protected] Link to the Sit On It - Nick at Nite Happy Days Commercial

Ep 107107 Where are the Air Marshals?
In this show we have stories about air marshal nurses, surfing, Fokkers, loons and butterscotch! Contact [email protected] Music by Simple Plane Jet Lag Natasha Bedingfield

Ep 106106 Betty the Stewardess Doll
Episode 106 This podcast has a story about a snake on the plane, something crazy falling down the toilet and an Italy story along with so much more! Contact... [email protected] Music "Everything Good" by Twintwelve If you would like to hear the whole BBC documentary on the First Ten Years of Podcasting here is the link.

Ep 105105 The Path of the Gods
This show has stories about turtles, screamers, cow planes and a a story about hiking the Path of the Gods in Positano Italy. Contact... [email protected] The music for this show was recorded in a resturant in Positano called Mediterraneo in Positano. The singer's name is Pietro Rainone. If you want more information on him or to buy CD's check out his website www.prainone.weebly.com

Ep 104104 Slinging Snot
In This show has an ambian zombie story, a deported diva, a food fight on the airplane and at the end of the episode we hear my favorite story I've heard in a long time. Contact... [email protected] Music "Flying" by The Catch

Ep 103103 Above the Gargoyles
In this show we hear stories about breast feeding, stray wee wees, wagon trains, ghosts and gargoyles. The music was recorded in an old church in Tubingen Germany Contact... [email protected] There is a clip of Louis CK on Conan that is really funny.

Ep 102102 On A Lark
Episode 102 In this show I tell you all about my Mud Larking experience in London. We hear about my quick trip to Belize along with stories about airplane slides, chicken poop, kitty litter, big old drunks, hell & hot sauce. Contact... [email protected] Music is from a wonderful restaurant in San Pedro Belize called Elvies Kitchen If you want to check out Lance from the crazydaytripper site here is is facebook page

Ep 101101 Pot Stocks
Episode 101 We start off the new year with some funny stories from Pan Am. We've got stories about turkeys, pot stocks and some racy airline stories. The music for the show is from a publicity stunt a few years back where a flash mob sang and danced and welcomed people home in London put on by TMobile. Heart warming West Jet video where they bought passengers christmas presents that arrived at baggage claim. Both of these videos were sent to me by a nice listener named Andrew, I enjoyed them both. Contact... [email protected]

Ep 100100th Show!
Episode 100 This is a 100th show extravaganza. We have some highlights from the past 100 shows mashed up with all new stories making it an extra long show. I tell you all about my recent trip to Greece. I sit down with a wonderful guy named Mikey who owns the fantastic resturant called Taverna Paramithi in Meteora where he told me about some of the memerable people who have wandered in to his establishment. We hear about monasteries perched on gaint rocks and my encounters with a couple cute guys. Not to mention some of the funniest stories from the airplane over the past 100 shows. Contact... [email protected] The music for this show was all recorded in Greece. There were two young street performers in Athens and music from resurants and bus rides all over Greece giving you the sounds of Greece as it were. If your interested... I posted photos from my trip on instagram Bettyinthesky.

Ep 9999 High In The Sky
Episode 99 In this show we have quite a few stories involving drugged up passengers. We used to have to deal with angry and crazy passengers now you add sedatives and booze to the mix and these folks are out of conrol! In addition to the ambian zombies are some crabs, a possum and a very touching story from a listener named Nina. Contact... [email protected] Music "Fly" by The Good Sirs