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Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

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Sasheer Doesn't Desire a New Tattoo But She'd Get One

Happy New Year to you, dear everyone! Nicole and Sasheer kick off the first episode of 2021 reflecting on what they would miss about 2020 if it didn't happen. They also discuss Nicole's new wallpaper, The Madonna Inn, how many styles you can have while home decorating, new years resolutions, new planners, singing Celine Dion, Jordan's fresh tattoos, and tattoos in general. Then they take the quiz Which Disney Princess Are You Based on Food Preferences? And finally, they answer your questions! This week Nicole and Sasheer give advice on dating your friends' exes, whether you're obligated to invite people, and whether a laughing game is fun. (Spoiler, it is.) Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jan 6, 202147 min

Nicole Broke Her Fibula And She Feels Like She's Telling Whoppers

WOW! Merry Christmas! It just happened. Nicole and Sasheer gab about all the things they (probably) got for Christmas, Farmrio, Coolhaus, dry ice, zero plans for Christmas, Nicole's broken fibula and her surgery story involving COVID tests, being fully naked, and everyone wants your pee everywhere you go. They discuss condo shopping for Nicole's sister, Sasheer's trip to the Grand Canyon, getting profiled by an absolute asshole, how many days to be away from home, and Nicole's home renovations. Then they take the quiz What 90's Style Would Suit You Best, and of course answer your questions! This week they follow-up on a previous question of a mysterious boyfriend. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dec 30, 202057 min

Sasheer Loves Trash TV Now

Oh hello over there! It's so close to Christmas, friend. Join Nicole and Sasheer as they discuss what lyrics they know, apartment temps, Sasheer's new take on Trash T.V., Are You The One, stealing with confidence, clothing sizes, latest purchases, missing dressing up, Real Housewives Salt Lake City, preferred level of opulence, editing reality shows, Love After Lockup, Big Love, The Swan, and Bridalplasty. Then they answer YOUR questions, this week they give advice about judgemental trashy friends. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dec 23, 202054 min

Nicole Thinks Aliens Would Keep Her For A Little Bit

Nicole and Sasheer are all bundled up and ready to discuss paying for heat, weighted blankets, sleep entanglements, alien abductions, angel encounters, ghost sightings, the movie Casper, cell phones over the years, pay phone tricks, roasting strangers, flight attendants' covid material, being in L.A. longer than ever before, the T.V. show Zoom, and how many stars the Disney channel gave us. Then they take the quiz: Which Old Hollywood Icon Are You? And answer your questions. This week's voicemail comes from a truly wonderful no-a-kid 14-year-old that both Nicole and Sasheer want to be friends with. The gals give advice about what is and isn't bullying (being verbally mean IS bullying), how to find like-minded friends (search hashtags) and how to dump not-friends (stop hanging out with them.) Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dec 16, 202045 min

Sasheer Would Rather Not if People Are In Earshot

"Hey Dune Buggies everyone come here!" Sasheer and Nicole are back to discuss accents, the stealing genre, appreciation for Will Smith, Palm Springs getaways, Tetris parking, flower pots and feeling horny, and what cleaning crews of Airbnb's must see. Then they take the quiz Are You More Crocs Than Crocodile? And they answer YOUR questions with advice on reaching out and a friendship success story! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dec 9, 202053 min

Nicole's Gotta Adjust Those Straps

Despite sustaining a shoulder injury trying a ballerina spin on the pole Nicole is still here with Sasheer to discuss election night, delivery people, how to pronounce "rivaling", Lion King 2, and bra straps. They also try Buzzfeed's Snack and Netflix pairing quiz and answer your questions. This week Sasheer and Nicole give and receive advice on body comments and farming. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dec 2, 202046 min

Sasheer Solves Unsolved Mysteries

Sasheer and Nicole begin this week's episode with breaking news: we're gonna be underwater in 3042. They also discuss The Boys, One Strange Rock, Unsolved Mysteries, ideas for the current prison system, crochet braids and John Milhiser's pops in to recap a scene from American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Then, they take the quiz Could You Survive Being Stalked By Joe From YOU? Plus, your questions are answered! Nicole and Sasheer give advice on how to be happy living by yourself and how to navigate secret relationships. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nov 25, 202051 min

Nicole Has Never Once Got It with Liza Treyger and Kara Klenk

Nicole and Sasheer welcome best friends, Liza Treyger and Kara Klenk, for another round of Besting Each Other! Hear all about how Liza and Kara met, tiki bar fishbowl drinks, eating until it hurts, Kara's kind spirit, being Virgos, being too organized, tomatoes that make Nicole weep, match-making green rooms, ordering well, standing up for your friends, and who would be better at Survivor. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nov 18, 202053 min

Sasheer Vacuumed That Spider Right Up

This week Byer Nicole and Zamata Sasheer discusspig-Latin, hypothetical parenting, childhood punishments, how money isNicole's baby, bathroom renovations, how Sasheer's vacuum has neverheard of Squatter Rights for spiders, tittie goop and Jordan's jarringjug, sink woes, and mattress sizes. Then they take the quiz: The HouseYou Build Will Determine Who You Are In A Friend Group. And of course,your questions are answered! This week Nicole and Sasheer get moreinformation on a previous question about a mysterious boyfriend. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nov 11, 202048 min

Nicole is Taking Ritz Crackers to The Polls

This week Nicole and Sasheer begin with a serenade just for you. Then they discuss Glitter, Ritz Cracker based ice cream and politics, Halloween costumes, Hocus Pocus, Miley Cyrus covers, Sasheer's food and drink, group mind/wishing COVID away, Quibi and roller skating news. Then your questions are answered! Nicole and Sasheer give advice on how to handle a person who is being reckless about COVID, and how to navigate a vibe during end times.Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected](424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nov 4, 202053 min

Sasheer Is An Artist

Nicole and Sasheer are back with another episode LIVE FROM ITALY! (Wouldn't that be great?) They're still in quarantine but are here to discuss Nicole's bike, Instagram scams, Theragun, sleepy vibes, a misguided skate gang coach, Sasheer getting recognized as an artist, Jordan's gallon of water a day, Nicole's Jussie Smollet fake hate crime anniversary party, and how every year is "the worst year ever" thanks to oligopolies and fast information. Then Nicole and Sasheer take the "quizzy-poo" How Brave Is Your Style? And of course, your questions answered! The ladies give advice on throwing friendships away and how to meet your friend's significant other. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oct 28, 202057 min

Nicole Learns You Can't Have Loose Trash In A Convertible

This week begins with compassion that certain words are just hard to say. Then Nicole and Sasheer discuss auditioning, mishearing lyrics, loose trash in a convertible, understanding Sasheer's palate, banana flavor mysteries, Laffy Taffy jokes, no good deed goes unpunished, people entering the home, meditations, sound baths, chakras and Nicole's home renovations. Plus, your questions and advice about potential wedding parties and how to cope with jealousy. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oct 21, 202055 min

Sasheer Should Drink More Water (And So Should You!)

After an update on Nicole’s garden, they discuss their mothers’ thrifty habits, favorite childhood trees, how to grow (or not grow) strawberries, an update on Cellino & Barnes, and Nicole’s take on Emily in Paris. They take a quiz where they plan a vacation to see what flavor of Jelly Belly they are, and answer listener questions about how to help a friend who is part of a pyramid scheme, and how to make new friends at school while only on zoom. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oct 14, 202051 min

Nicole's Blarblar Daddydaddy

Nicole started her morning with a Ratatouille/Mickey Mouse in her pool and from there she and Sasheer discuss forgotten bagels, set calzones at 3 AM, new COVID protocols for filming, manifesting a good October, trying to figure out what is happening with this administration, taking a spill at skate gang, favorite emo music, social media limits, The Social Dilemma, the joy of returning things, message gun scams, and being sore after pole. Plus your questions, answered! This week Nicole and Sasheer hear a follow up on advice they gave about an ex, and they give new advice on how to hang out with a crush! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oct 7, 202047 min

Sasheer "Feels Good" About Being A Movie Star In Quarantine

This week begins with the pros and cons of having a Dog Mayor. Nicole and Sasheer also discuss makeup choices, being a movie star in quarantine, getting more people on the positive bus, cry/laughing at the question "What were you supposed to be doing this year?", not understanding why people won't wear masks, and getting information too fast makes it feel like the end of times. Then Nicole and Sasheer take the "What Type of Millennial Are You?" quiz and answer your questions about disrespectful friends (who frankly are bad people), and being friends with your mom. We'll see ya next week, until then follow Engineer Jordan's advice "Have Fun! Don't Go Missing!" Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sep 30, 202051 min

Nicole Isn't Sure How Loud She Is With Michelle Buteau and Franchesca Ramsey

This week "very good friends" Michelle Buteau and Franchesca Ramsey join Nicole and Sasheer to discuss what makes a good cake, Palm Springs and getting white girl wasted, confrontation, perfectionism, a future without judgment, not remembering exactly how they met, appreciating honesty, being a prude, early people vs late people, and super powerful electric toothbrushes. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sep 23, 20201h 10m

Sasheer Would Date Simba and His Mane Wisps

Sasheer and Nicole are up early this week to discuss ideal wake up times, home improvements, ant season, lady bugs and whether or not they'd ride a giant one, critter friends, Nicole's pizza update, watermelon is a great summer snack, how to describe a tortilla, 90's talk shows, and determining that crushes are great! Then they take the Date Or Dump These Disney Men to Reveal Your Type quiz and of course your questions are answered! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sep 16, 20201h 1m

Nicole Wants To Travel Like Gabrielle Union and Larry Sims!

Best friends Gabrielle Union and Larry Sims are here! They gab about Larry's transition from dancer to hair stylist, yacht vacations, fighting for your friends, being a good mom, punctuality, how their new haircare line Flawless came to be, how to balance work and personal life, where they hope to be in 20 years, making up dances in Paris, angels you can party with, food based arguments, and morning salutations. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sep 9, 202055 min

Sasheer Knows You Can Find People Who Like You For You

This week's episode kicks off with a bang that leads Nicole and Sasheer to discuss how much sugar should you put in Kool-Aid and should you dye your hair with it? They also chat about hair bleaching woes, Avril Lavigne conspiracy theories, Solange, how much work it takes to be racist, kids getting in the way of skating, and what a post-COVID world could look like. Then, they take the Want to Know Your Inner Color quiz. And finally, Sasheer and Nicole answer YOUR questions, this week they give some top notch advice on friendship.Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sep 2, 202050 min

Nicole Is Crying Over Tomatoes

This week begins with Nicole insisting Sasheer knows Brenda Walsh which leads to discussions about wait, does anyone actually know a Brenda (that's not a dog)?, vacation memories, wardrobe options, employees who don't try, clothing sizes, evil wardrobe people on set, and why Nicole cried over tomatoes. Then they take the What Kind Of Karen You Are You quiz. And of course, listener emails where Nicole and Sasheer tackle Chinese lunar, Gregorian, and Ethiopian calendars. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aug 26, 202049 min

Sasheer Has To Wait 89 Years (Or A Year And a Half) with Heidi Rose Robbins

It's the episode Sasheer and Nicole have been waiting for: astrologer and poet Heidi Rose Robbins is here! The ladies learn why they are best friends, the importance of Mercury in friendship, what rising and moon signs mean, looking at past transits, dating predictions that make Nicole cry, how to learn astrology, using astrology charts to plan projects, negative predictions, Saturn on your sun, and good energy that transcends zoom. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aug 19, 20201h 4m

Nicole Wants Her Murderer To CHOOSE Her

After Sasheer politely declines Nicole's offer to start over they discuss sports bras, pole goals, delivery woes, Bezos should share, front page Instagrams, waking up early, outdoor activity gang, and getting to the bottom of it - does Sasheer have something she wants to tell Nicole or not? Plus the quiz: Would You Survive Joel Goldberg's Glass Box? This quiz yields some surprising revelations. And of course, your questions answered! Sasheer and (eventually) Nicole advise communication over manipulation and to shoot your shot AFTER the trip, and making the mauled community feel seen and heard. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aug 12, 202051 min

Sasheer Doesn't Think Birds Are That Hard with Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change

Nicole and Sasheer dish with best friends Bob The Drag Queen and Monét X Change about how they met, favorite traveling-in-pain memories, loving your best friend because their crazy, being late to trends, what qualities you need to win Big Brother and Survivor, We're Here, being nominated for an Emmy and a discussion about what is and isn't a bird. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aug 5, 20201h 25m

Nicole is Sure Your Titties got Lifted in That Tornado

Nicole and Sasheer kick off this week with a metaphor for COVID. Then they discuss Nicole's birth certificate, getting yelled at for going to a restaurant, doing things that make you happy, tornado titties, Sasheer's tarot cards, scheduling issues, word pronunciations, P-Valley, "Jill Mason" and "Betty Bumpkin", weight biases, and what they're wearing. Then, they take the "Which Random Cartoon Character Are You?" quiz. And finally, your questions are answered! Nicole and Sasheer weigh in on how to handle someone saying all lives matter, and why it's not helpful to put a hex on someone. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jul 29, 202055 min

Sasheer Can See Through Your Performative Act

Nicole and Sasheer went on their first roller skating adventure and lived to tell the tale! They also discuss United Skates, performative companies and deciphering what's real and what's a joke, thoughts about why OJ was found innocent, seeing through performative acts in general, police brutality, shaming people before 6 AM, pole dancing, and blaming bad behavior on your astrological sign. Then Nicole and Sasheer take the quiz "Which Disney Princess Are You Based On A Sushi Roll You Build." And of course, your questions are answered! This week a listener follows up on a previous story, and Nicole and Sasheer answer by acting out the scenario in question. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jul 22, 202055 min

Nicole Wrote Down "Cheesecake." BUT WHY!?

Nicole and Sasheer are back for another fun-filled episode to discuss Floor Is Lava, Bar Rescue, Tiny House Nation, House Hunters, Normal People, why men date you if they don't want to date you?!, therapy goals, planning a vacation, and what does "Cheesecake" mean? Plus answers to YOUR questions! This week is full of follow-ups and updates. A listener calls in with really helpful advice about addiction, and Nicole and Sasheer give advice about boundaries in friendship, making jokes about people's appearance, and how to open up in therapy. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jul 15, 202051 min

Sasheer Was Bullied Into Roller Skating

This week Nicole and Sasheer discuss their new roller skating plan, beach options, doubling down on "everything will be great by October", and trying to understand what exactly is going on with the Karens. Then they take the BuzzFeed quiz "What Kind of Sexy Food Are You?" and of course, answer your questions! The ladies give advice about how to handle loved ones with ADD and ADHD, how to repay a friend for their kindness, and how to help friends deal with the anxiety that limits their experiences. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jul 8, 202051 min

Nicole Is Still Thinking About The Zombie Apocalypse with Beth Stelling & Mary Hollis Inboden

This week starts with a dramatic reading of a listener comment! Then, Nicole and Sasheer are joined by best friends Beth Stelling and Mary Hollis Inboden. With Beth, they find out what she’s wearing (Is it a bikini top? Workout wear?), Beth & Mary Hollis’ performances in 5 Lesbians Eating A Quiche, meeting Joanna Kerns (Mrs. Seaver from Growing Pains), zoom stand-up shows, and Beth’s love of MTV reality shows. Mary Hollis shares about being a great audience, Beth’s love of online shopping, and how Beth and Mary Hollis would handle a zombie apocalypse. Reunited, we learn that Mary Hollis’s Blackjack romance, Beth’s love of a repeat, how often to replace your sponge, and how Beth would be the Michael Jordan of Survivor. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jul 1, 20201h 23m

Sasheer Thinks We Should Replace Police Guns With Cans of Soup

This week Nicole and Sasheer try to answer the question "how are you?" during this time. They also discuss Sasheer's experience at a recent protest, Nicole's response when she gets pulled over, why it's good to defund the police, Ben and Jerry's setting a corporate example, advice to white people, Nicole's Jeep, hair or scarf confusion, COVID contraction updates, jizz stances, Nicole's prediction for 2023, and making sure you have a car mask and a car protest sign. PLUS your questions! Nicole and Sasheer weigh in on how to navigate friends checking in or not checking during the Black Lives Matter Movement and also during a hypothetical drive-by souping. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jun 24, 20201h 5m

Nicole's Candles Are Getting Bigger and Bigger

This week Nicole and Sasheer discuss launching a "Things We've Learned In Quarantine" tour, why months don't have the same number of days, "the thrill of the chase" shopping, bigger and bigger candles, Celebration Florida, yacht getaways, and October 2020. Then, Nicole and Sasheer answer your questions! This week they advise not to be someone who doesn't want to be with you and ways to get strangers to stop talking to you. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jun 17, 202046 min

Sasheer is Nipping At The Bud: Re-Release

Once again, out of respect for the events taking place nationally at this time, Nicole and Sasheer have decided not to record a new episode for this week. Instead, they are releasing a beloved old episode with last week's intro expressing their thoughts.Re-release: Nicole believes all men masturbate in public, but Sasheer isn’t so sure. So, they ask all the men and women they can find, and the answers are surprising! They take a quiz to prove the strength of the friendship, answer questions about ending bad friendships, and Sasheer tells a story about Nicole’s terrible suggestions for hook-ups. Plus, learn with Nicole and Sasheer what a hymen REALLY is. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jun 10, 202057 min

Nicole Wants You To Draw Your Vagina: Re-Release

Out of respect for the events taking place nationally at this time, Nicole and Sasheer have decided not to record a new episode for this week. Instead, they are releasing a beloved old episode with a new intro expressing their thoughts. Nicole and Sasheer re-examine Disney movies, and share that they both stan Cruella De Ville. And, it becomes clear that Nicole thinks hairless cats are skinned - not bred. They talk about the importance/sexiness of consent, inclusive clitorises, and paying attention to your pussy. They answer listener questions on if a best friend or romantic relationship is more important, how to make friends as an adult, and how you know you’ve found a best friend. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003‬ Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jun 3, 202055 min

Sasheer Agrees Men Should “Put Bars in Their D*cks!”

This week Nicole and Sasheer talk about being sore from online twerking class, gift ideas for Sasheer’s birthday, nourishing and loving your plants, all the things they’ve bought online during quarantine, getting birth control implants and why can’t men get birth control implanted? Then they take the quiz “What magical creature are you?” And of course listen to your voicemails where they give advice on how men can respectfully navigate friendships with women, and how to help a friend having a hard time with COVID. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 27, 202053 min

Nicole Still Doesn't Know That Much About Cake - LIVE

Recorded LIVE at the 2019 Just For Laughs festival in Montreal, Nicole and Sasheer talk street scoopers, removing someone from your seat on an airplane, and how bad of a terrorist Nicole would be. Then they bring out their guests Matteo Lane and Emma Willman who answer the age old question: does coffee dehydrate you? Finally all four friends answer a listener voicemail on what to do when you think your friend is dating a creep and doesn't like when you talk about...snowboarding? Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 20, 20201h 0m

Nicole's Dogs Are Grateful They Don't Have to Depend on Her with Jonathan Van Ness and Antoni Porowski

After learning about the sound effects athletes get to choose for themselves, Nicole and Sasheer talk about teachers coming to students' windows during quarantine, videos of soldiers returning home to see their dogs who thought they were gone forever, and other heartwarming stories. Then, for another Besting Each Other, Nicole and Sasheer welcome Jonathan Van Ness and Antoni Porowski from Queer Eye! Antoni talks about meeting JVN at Queer Eye auditions, JVN's singing voice in the morning, and how he wants to live on a farm. JVN has a slightly different story about meeting Antoni at Queer Eye auditions, gives HIS thoughts on his own singing voice, and does not escape talking gymnastics. Finally, Nicole wraps everything up by determining JVN and Ant may continue being friends. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 13, 20201h 10m

Sasheer Drives an Orange Limo to Work

After talking the pitfalls of remote workouts, Nicole and Sasheer tell Nicole's dogs to shut up while mommy's working. Then they explain the rules of Too Hot to Handle and MASH, plus even play a round (of MASH, not Too Hot to Handle.) Then they answer some listener questions on what to do when your friend has engaged in sexual misconduct and how quarantine has affected their friendship. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 6, 202050 min

Nicole Loves the Grasshopper Mouse

This week Nicole and Sasheer talk the perils of quarantine life including fights with your housemates, needing more attention, and having to fix toilets. Then they introduce us all to the mighty Grasshopper Mouse. Finally they answer some listener questions on sending a gift to an ex as friends, making in person friends through online groups, and... babies at fire stations? Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 29, 202057 min

Nicole Thinks Sasheer Will Die First

After clarifying that Coronavirus is not Nicole's fault, Nicole and Sasheer talk the sexual health of bath bombs, how to wash a washing machine, and who would survive in an apocalypse. Then they answer listener questions on when to cut a friend off completely, and if you can be friends with people you pay for services. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 22, 20201h 5m

Sasheer scrubs! With a tool!

Sasheer scrubs! With a tool! After talking through some self care go-tos, Nicole and Sasheer decide that one glass of wine doesn't affect your judgement, that maybe sleeping with the pool boy isn't hot, and that everyone needs to scrub! Then they answer some listener questions on what to do when your weight comment offends a friend, how to handle a friend talking over your partner, and how to help a friend with a drinking problem. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 15, 202059 min

Nicole Has A Council in Her Head

After clarifying which power rangers are doing porn and which are deceased, Nicole & Sasheer talk their crushes on Patrick Stewart, the 2019 film The Fanatic starring John Travolta, and the limpest bizkit there ever was. Then they answer listener questions on meeting your friend's significant other, trying to change when you feel like you've been a bad friend, and staying in touch with friends who are long distance. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 8, 202051 min

Nicole Got Hit On Today!

Nicole got hit on today! Nicole & Sasheer talk getting nuzzled at the bar, stuffing bras to make trash tits, and debate if Nicole is humble. Then they answer listener questions about pole dancing technique, vacationing with couples even if you're single, and what to do you if you don't like your friend's friend. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 1, 202051 min

Sasheer Has Lost The Taste For It

Pockets are trending! Nicole & Sasheer talk wearing flats to the governor’s ball, the disappearance of pockets in women’s clothes, fingering cold rice balls and the difference between grease gangs vs greece gangs. Plus, Sasheer clarifies how getting served bad food is exactly like being mauled by a dog. Then they answer listener questions about what to do when you don’t like your significant other’s friends and how Carrie (Fisher? Bradshaw?) should handle her dueling bridesmaids. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mar 25, 202046 min

Nicole Can Find Your Tabasco

Happy Monday or Wednesday (or whenever you are listening to this)! Nicole & Sasheer discuss if the Statue of Liberty is holding an ice cream cone, Bojack Horseman dreams, Nicole’s mother’s perfume, books they are reading, Nicole doing what strangers’ ask, being an adult, and a deep dive into Goldilocks’ white privilege. Then they answer listener questions about how to handle a friend pulling away because you are “draining,” and if you should ask a former-hookup-now-friend how good you were! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mar 18, 202050 min

Sasheer Went Ice Skating With Sabrina

Wow! This week, Nicole and Sasheer discuss interesting graffiti, scary spider-crawling, evil babies, how long can you wait before returning a baby, Jamie Lee Curtis’s excellent turn in Freaky Friday, transcendental meditation, and the government’s plan to blow up the moon. They see if Sasheer can join Nicole’s next pole class, and then answer some listener questions about mixing friend groups for a Christmas party, and asking “who’s coming” to a friend’s party, what are Jordan and Kimmie’s favorite moments on the show, and can you ask a friend to help with a hard job. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003‬ Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mar 11, 202046 min

Nicole Saw The Batman with LeVar Burton & Stephanie Cozart Burton

After wondering what a water-cooler chat would be like, Nicole & Sasheer are joined by LeVar Burton and Stephanie Cozart Burton for another round of Besting Each Other! First, Stephanie shares about how she pursued LeVar, getting drunk in Mexico, her Skinny Pop popcorn obsession, and LeVar’s sleep moaning. Then, LeVar spills the parts of their story that Stephanie left out, how he almost became a priest, their journey to parenthood, and how there are too many Amazon packages at their home. Reunited, they discuss their expectations for marriage, deal-breakers, and who really breaks down all the Amazon boxes. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003‬ Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mar 4, 20201h 10m

Sasheer Is Thinking of the Gigawatts

Nicole and Sasheer are Mejores Amigas! They discuss what they wish they had learned in school, Green Day’s Good Riddance, Nicole’s high school performances, their supportive parents, “Weird Wilhelmina,” show choir hair, and black face. They take a quiz to find out what kind of car they are (Nicole’s dreams come true!), and answer a listener question on do friends let friends eat Chick-Fil-A. Plus, we hear from Nicole’s sister Katherine! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003‬ Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Feb 26, 202050 min

Nicole Loves A Land Opera

After Nicole honked at Sasheer in traffic, they talk about their mornings, how they present without makeup, online dating, zamboni vs. stromboli, the time Sasheer stole a water bottle on a church trip, Nicole’s ideal date, and other wild things. Then they answer listener questions about what to do when your roommate is pregnant and wants to keep the baby, and whether Sasheer is really Nicole’s best friend. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003‬ Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Feb 19, 202047 min

Sasheer Will Not Go Skiing

Silly voices! Custom wine orders! Campaign platforms! This week Nicole & Sasheer discuss cold weather, scary winter sports, why men great ‘til they gotta be great, cabs vs. uber, and the racism of marijuana policing. They take a quiz to figure out what kind of dog they each are, and take a deep dive into the story of Judith Barsi from All Dogs Go To Heaven. They answer listener questions on guys using you as a therapist instead of a friend, and get advice for the former caller who was looking to make friends after cancer! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003‬ *First Descents: provides life-changing, outdoor adventures for young adults impacted by cancer and other serious health conditions. - https://firstdescents.org/ **Judith Barsi bio from wikipedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judith_Barsi Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Feb 12, 202046 min

Nicole is Eating Eggs From a Women’s College

After swapping flight stories, Nicole & Sasheer solve the mystery of the curtained seat on an airplane. They discuss rude rental car parking lot attendants, not being petty in 2020, walking funny, meeting LeVar Burton, childhood curiosity, and eye-crusties. Then, we read a fan explanation on chicken/eggs, and answer listener questions about being in a wedding your harasser is attending, when your best friend starts dating your old crush, getting your spouse to make friends, and balancing their friendship with the rest of their lives. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003‬ Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Feb 5, 202046 min

Sasheer Wanted to Be Asked to Join a Secret Society

After learning more about harmony, Nicole & Sasheer get to the bottom of what song has been stuck in Nicole’s head, and who in the world has the most octaves. They take a quiz to see which member of the Illuminati they are, run into a lot of complicated pronunciations, take another quiz to see what piece of Ikea furniture they are, and learn about Cousins Undercover. They answer listener questions about appearing on podcasts, and not yet meeting a friend’s serious boyfriend. Plus, a question from a 12-year old on how to deal with insecurity! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003‬ Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jan 29, 202056 min