Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Hello, mhmm! This week we talk about Sasheer’s overenthusiastic fan, break down TI’s antics/bad behavior at comedy shows, the things fans yell at Nicole, Sasheer’s busy travel schedule, Nicole’s private jet dreams, celeb sightings on planes, take another swing at the “I Hate” game, luxurious car washes, and more. They take a quiz to find their most toxic trait, and answer listener questions on whether you should push yourself to go out, more chair advice, fat girl summer camps, and how to handle a friend who ghosted for years and then acts like nothing happened. Plus, stay tuned at the end of the episode for a clip of Well Read Black Girl with Glory Edim: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/well-read-black-girl-with-glory-edim/id1591263597 Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected] Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

LISTEN… we are good! This week, Nicole shares more of her deep love for Vin Diesel, we break down how the justice system REALLY works and decide the answer is DON’T COMMIT CRIME, we wonder if jail in Palm Springs has a pool, and question capitalism in general. Nicole and Sasheer take a quiz where they pick food to see who they are in a friend group (and learn what a hot milk cake is), and answer a listener question about trying to care about your friends’ interests (even when you think it’s boring). Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected] Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Um… do you have any food for Sasheer and Nicole? This week we discuss Sasheer’s craving for tostada and eggs, favorite internet videos like The Bread and Salad Fingers, why is everything so frickin’ backordered, Sasheer forgetting how to make her car move forward and her other adventures with her new Tesla, Nicole’s gas miracle, Benihana dreams, and more. They take a quiz to see what Instagram design trend they should try, and answer listener questions on how to organize one’s chairs, creating a new community without hurting your friends (don’t listen to Drake - get new friends!), how to get a friend to open up about a relationship, and creating boundaries with an over-enthusiastic friend. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected] Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hello Hello Hello it’s nice to see you! Let's get to it - THE SLAP - that’s what we are talking about this week. Nicole and Sasheer discuss their favorite slap memes and tweets, all the responses, whether this will lead to more slaps, their hot takes, and more. How did Jada feel? What if it WAS a bit?? Should Will have even won??? We wrap things up by getting listener feedback on plus-size skate equipment, sweet Korean hot dogs, the Daniels twins, and answer a listener question on what to do when your best friend/ex-boyfriend puts up harsh boundaries. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected] Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wow Wow Wow how would you feel if your teeth were falling right out of your head? This week we discuss Nicole and Sasheer’s dental adventures with other people’s toothbrushes, water picks, crowns popping off, and more! They then cover shopping in one’s own closet, Sasheer nearly chopping her ankles off and not getting sugar on her hot dog, watching a couple break up at Chili's, decide there is no good way to go through a breakup, how Animorphs worked, Sasheer’s shaved head, and is Cynthia Daniel at home? Then they hear from a listener on why we refrigerate eggs, answer where you can donate clothes for drag queens, share how to talk to the bride about choosing plus-sized friendly bridesmaid dresses, and discuss how to let a not-so-close friend down easily. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected] Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bee Dee Bee Dee Bum Bum! This week, Nicole recaps ALL of Forrest Gump, Sasheer wonders why the bubba gump shrimp is so buff on top, Jordan teaches us where the smiley face is from, and Nicole and Sasheer share black country artists they love. They take a quiz to see what kind of complainer they are, and answer listener questions about their friend being into their ex-step brother on a family vacation (is that you Cher?) and what to do when your friend/crush doesn’t return your feelings. Here is the quiz we took: https://www.purewow.com/wellness/what-type-of-complainer-are-you Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected] Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Happy day! Isn’t it annoying how vegetables go bad? Nicole and Sasheer discuss cooking at home, why they love Wendy, what Sasheer bought from the grocery store, how bodies need to stay the same, Nicole’s ambien trip, splitting a personal chef, Nicole’s new stance on orange juice, and gifts Nicole and Sasheer recently exchanged. We answer listener questions on if it's rude when your friends compares you to a crocodile, have some fears allayed by a travel agency, and answer a question on if you should ask to attend a wedding or not. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected] Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We’re here! This is a podcast called Best Friends! Nicole and Sasheer talk about Clyde taking TOO many poops, how Jeff Bridges can get it, and being dirty in inappropriate places. They take a quiz to see if they REALLY are best friends, discuss how hard it is to keep secrets, what’s the bees knees, where Sasheer should be slutty, and how much Clyde hated NY. They wrap things up by answer listener questions on how to manage a friend who expresses feelings and then pulls away, and how to keep yourself from crushing on your friends. Now go take a nap! Here is the quiz we took this week: https://www.buzzfeed.com/goldensnitch13/bff-test-6du7azl9dm Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected] Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's a better group friend hang - in 3s or 4s? And what about an adult camp or a picnic? Travel agents are still a thing. Should Nicole and Sasheer go on a mystery flight/destination? Is that my friend wearing this blond wig, where's my nose ring? More holiday talk and windows can't be NAKED. Decorating is fun but a long process. Nicole has the daybed but not the actual bed and Sasheer doesn't have the matching man pants so they're not matching. We are getting tattoos today and Sasheer says she loves Nicole and it's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to her. But then mayhem and laughter about what tattoos they're getting, as Nicole forgets which animal she loved the most. A listener checks in with us again but please note there's some offensive and graphic language quoted in her call around 38 minutes (immediately after the second commercial break) that you may find potentially harmful - so feel free to skip to 'You're White Brian' around 39:48. Everyone can learn from dirty sexxxy talk, and be respectful in the kink. And today's episode has the full range of emotions. Fin. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected] Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

WOW WOW WOW! Live shows are back! Nicole and Sasheer are live at the Largo talking about their sweet matching outfits, how do street names happen, do bones hurt, cells changing every seven years, and Nicole’s cool brown socks. They take a quiz to see if they are a bad friend, and answer listener questions about winning over your partner’s friends, what to do when your best friend starts licking your nipples, as well as lots of audience questions. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected] Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You can’t see it, but we are waving at you! Nicole and Sasheer talk all things fire-tables, the same recipes at restaurants tasting different, the end of the fast-casual restaurant, bolognese for the table, “do you speak no mustard?”, how to use a toaster oven, Sasheer giving in and eating more salads and being sleepy, Nicole’s Blues Clues outfit, being a WOMAN (we love you June Diane Raphael), things they want to do this year , and hitting up Benihanas. They get listener advice on how a previous listener can get her book back, and answer a question about how to deal with a mean friend in high school. Also if you knew Nicole or Sasheer in high school and thought she was cool, email us! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected] Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

BEE BOP BOO BOP BAH DEE DEE DEEDOO! This week, we discuss Nicole’s role in Sasheer’s dream and how they are maybe getting an airbnb together(?), tooting on an airplane, the early days of their friendship, visiting the nearest town strip, hotdish, food pyramids that love bread, and all the sweet things they love. They wrap things up by answering a listener question about a friend/roommate where the friendship is starting to fizzle. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected] Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We are back in the habit! Though the weather is putting a damper on our spirits, we discuss Nicole quitting cigarettes, struggling to have good sleep hygiene, get nostalgic on vintage commercials, cast-iron skillet care, the cowards at Applebees refusing to bring back the applechimicheesecake (#bringbackthechimicheesecake), Nicole & Sasheer's need for new Eastside LA restaurant recs (email us your recs!), and their hopes for the spring/summer. They take a quiz to see what their midnight snack should be, and answer a listener question about gift-giving amongst friends. Here is the quiz Nicole and Sasheer took - Tell Us About Yourself And We’ll Tell You What Midnight Snack You Should Makehttps://www.purewow.com/food/midnight-snack-quiz Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected] Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Happy old new year! Nicole and Sasheer share their socially-distanced hangs (out of cars), Sasheer’s new blanket sweater, Nicole’s new year treat that almost made her cum, Sasheer’s blurry photos, the origin of the tooth fairy , QAnon queries, an update on Sasheer’s yard, and coyotes just sittin’ on a bench. They take a quiz to see what baby animal they are (and explore Sasheer’s love of fish sticks), and answer listener questions about a friend who takes things too seriously, get advice about how to avoid snoring, and how to manage a relationship with a man while having straight male friends. Here is the quiz Nicole and Sasheer took - What Cute Baby Animal Are You? - https://kids.nationalgeographic.com/games/personality-quizzes/article/which-cute-baby-animal Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected] Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Everybody wet your whistle! This week we dive into Arco’s shrub art, how Nicole is a mystery to Nicole, how it feels when someone compliments your work, being honest about how you feel, returning to pole, Nicole’s strange interactions with men at her house, why dogs sniff butts, and having fun burping! Then, they answer listener questions about how to pronounce Nicole’s name, how to handle a friend who sends photos with too much of their body in them, and new friends inviting strangers over. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected] Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

BING BING BONG! Happy New Year! Nicole and Sasheer catch up about a mean bartender, moaning in your sleep, crying over ice-cream, if we are a periodic table, why teachers were mean to Sasheer, what Peppa Pig is really about, that this podcast is really just Blues Clues, and Nicole’s hair care. Then, they answer listener questions on getting a book back after a friend break-up (which Sasheer can relate to), hear from a listener who recommends snore-solving techniques as well as informs us that wearing socks during sex leads to better orgasms, and then wrap things up by talking about beds. It’s fun! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected](424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

As we head into the new year, here is another classic Best Friends episode! Best Friends back - ALRIGHT! Sasheer talks about her experience dancing with two members of N*SYNC, Nicole tells stories about her recent visit to Benihanas, and they plan their next besties trip. We get a BTS look at being an actor, and Nicole and Sasheer deep dive on their dream roles. Then, Nicole and Sasheer get into the age-old question of “How do you put your bra on?” and bring in the women of the Earwolf offices to answer. We hear from Sasheer’s mom, and they answer listener questions about farting in front of each other, when your best friend disappears, and breaking up with a best friend. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected](424) 645-7003‬ Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Merry Everything! As a holiday treat, we are re-releasing a Best Friends classic episode! Nicole and Sasheer go in depth on their Emmy night, talking gowns, the food, and seeing Nicole’s face so big on the screen. Then, they interview Drag Queens Katya & Trixie Mattel on their friendship! We learn about their time on Drag Race, how they were deported from Australia together, the logic behind IT. With Trixie they choose their celeb alter ego’s (Howie Mandel, Issa Rae, and Lizzo), and with Katya they discuss how painful the writing process is. Brought back together, they laugh over their different styles, being called “derpy,” interrupting to apologize for interrupting, and the masochism of waist-training. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected](424) 645-7003‬ Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Christmas cheer is near! This week, Nicole gives her predictions for the 2022 (she is now called Nicole-stradamus), and Sasheer explains penny loafers and shoulder pads. They discuss food in the air, learning how to surf, and take a quiz to see if they are more like Guinevere Beck, Or Love Quinn from You and discover if they would murder for each other! They take a second quiz (what a day!) to see what Christmas movie character would be their BFF, discuss a terrible cinnabon experience, Nicole’s desire for pink champagne cake, cookies they love, their experience seeing A Nightmare Before Christmas, how much they love Billie Eilish, and overconfident trick-or-treaters. Plus, they manifest what they want for 2022! They wrap things up by hearing from a listener why fish is not meat, and from another listener who also wears a bathing suit to bed. Plus - update - Nicole did fart today. Here is the first quiz they took - https://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/are-you-more-like-guinevere-beck-or-love-quinn-from-you?origin=fil-yoHere is the second quiz they took - https://www.buzzfeed.com/hypetrendy100/who-is-your-christmas-movie-bestfriend-fse02ypuxl Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected](424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hello! She’s thriving! This week we discuss that kid workouts are the future, if anyone wants Nicole’s baby gate, duck moms misplacing their babies, how yellow is a difficult color to wear on bottom, checking in on Nicole’s balloon pants, their dream inventions, who they want to be tomorrow, and not getting drunk and making a pizza. They wrap up by answering listener questions about boundaries around unvaxxed friends, superstitions around tattoos, spending time with people with different beliefs, and advice to a young black woman sick of her job. PLUS, check out Nicole Byer's new special on Netflix - BBW (Big Beautiful Weirdo): https://www.netflix.com/title/81489095 Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected](424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Update - Nicole DOES fart in her sleep. This week, Nicole and Sasheer grapple with this new information, discuss wrapping up season 3 of YOU (and implore casting to LET THEM IN!), give the cast high school superlatives, and ask “how’s Paco?!?”. For more conversation about you, check out our past episode titled Nicole And Sasheer Talk About You (The TV Show)! They take a quiz discussing what self-care rituals they should take up, discuss why no one thinks they are dating, Sasheer’s love of hot dogs, and answer a listener question about how to manage friends criticizing her bi-racial daughter’s hair. Here is the quiz: https://www.purewow.com/wellness/self-care-ritual-quiz Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected](424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Did the tarot card stutter? This week, Nicole and Sasheer discuss meditation, thanksgiving plans, their favorite biscoff cookies, being confused on planes, Sasheer’s upcoming concerts and her bad relationship with weed, wedding after parties, a hippy flip, Nicole’s dreams for 2022, getting to know their neighbors, and Nicole’s recent tv discovery - The Office. They take a quiz to find out what kind of chair they are, and answer listener questions about connecting with the lgbtq+ community. Plus, why do we put so much ice in drinks? Here is the quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/horseybff/if-you-were-a-chair-what-kind-would-you-be-cr9l3xlplq Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected](424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

MAH-MAH-MAH-MAH-MAHHHH! Nicole & Sasheer dive into missing white women syndrome, Nicole’s dad’s bulk box of condoms, murder prevention hotlines, and how to read more books (the key is having a reading nook!). THEN we dive into the results from our how do you sleep survey! The results… are very interesting. You have to tune in to find out but here’s a sneak peak - Sasheer loves to sleep with socks on! We wrap things up by answering a listener question about how to manage your late friends, and then we deep dive sleep-farts. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected](424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

**SPOILER ALERT FOR SEASON 3 OF YOU** Sasheer is joining us from a hotel where clothing is optional! They get into Nicole’s fears of being topless, and bringing her crescent moons to a party with rhombuses. Then, per usual, they dive into recapping YOU. They answer listener questions on what would happen if they were put in the box, would they fall in love with Joe (too late - they already have!), shipping Love & Theo, what if Joe got killed off, and who would they be in Season 4. Jordan has lots of questions too! They discuss black women being kept alive in the show, the roles they auditioned for, and Cardi B’s new friendship with Joe (Penn Badgley), and favorite moments in this new season. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected](424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

They are doing big things! Nicole and Sasheer catch up and lament that they haven’t been able to watch YOU together yet! Nicole shares about her new laundry routine and losing her car in a parking lot, Sasheer shares about always being late at the Alamo Drafthouse, and listens to a “feel good story.” They take a quiz where they stock up on groceries and it guesses their zodiac sign, discuss if fish is really a meat, and then take a second quiz to see what 90’s teen icon they are (twist - Nicole is Cher)! They answer listener questions about a bad night out with a best friend, how to talk to a friend who is really depressed about being single, and how to be present for a best friend going through a hard time. Here is the quiz to find their zodiac sign: https://www.buzzfeed.com/aboukenken/go-shopping-at-a-grocery-store-and-we-will-guess-y-coltj16e9sHere is the quiz to find what 90’s teen icon they are: https://www.purewow.com/entertainment/nineties-teen-icon-quiz Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected](424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Get in those sun fun guns! We figure out the different layers of the earth, discuss eating hot pizza, share about having TOO much fun at restaurants, explore Nicole’s total reversal on Teslas, and what even is electricity?!? They ask each other questions to learn more about each other, including “what is your biggest fear” and “What is your perfect day?". They wrap things up with a listener question about should you tell your friend you hooked up with her ex she still likes, a listener who knows you CAN get water up yourself, and what to do when your friend is getting back with her husband you hate. Here is the article they asked questions from: https://www.teenvogue.com/story/20-questions-ask-best-friend-become-closer-relationships Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

WOW WOW WOW Nicole has gotten so much sleep! We reminisce on our favorite purple dinosaur, Sasheer’s secret password for picking her up, how to let people know your store sells plus-sized clothing. Jordan’s tinky-winky, if the muppets are scary, Nicole’s botox plans, and return again to Nicole’s confusion at Sasheer’s sleep habits. In fact, we want to hear from you! Do you sleep naked like Sasheer? Or fully clothed? Let us know at the link below! They take a quiz to determine their love language, and then answer a listener question about a friend who’s husband scares away her friends. HOW DO YOU SLEEP Poll: https://forms.gle/LhGDCJN1t7tjbw339 Here is the quiz we took on love languages: https://www.5lovelanguages.com/quizzes/love-language Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pumpkin Pine season is upon us! We explore all the pumpkin-flavored treats out there, Nicole’s dislike of jack-o-lanterns, endless amounts of laundry, being late to the airport, the power of the placebo effect, Sasheer’s sleep cycle being off, and solve the mystery of where they watched the VMAs. They take a quiz to learn which Masked Singer they are, get listener recommendations on a black-owned candle shop and purple cow-print booties, and answer a listener question about a best-friend dispute involving a mean, mistakenly-sent text, and respond to a question about how to handle a friend group dispute over an almost ex-boyfriend. Here is the quiz we took on The Masked Singer: https://www.purewow.com/entertainment/which-masked-singer-are-you-quiz Here is the candle shop - Wax On Vine: https://www.etsy.com/shop/WaxonVine Here are the purple cow-print booties: https://butrich.com/en/producto/vanessa-bootie-lilac/ Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week the besties are TV fanatics! Nicole and Sasheer get excited about attending the Emmys and Joe Goldberg from You, praise the amazingly talented Viola Davis, and take quizzes on what TV relationship they are and which show they should start watching next. Afterwards, they help a listener with making meaningful friendships when their partner is uncomfortable with having guests in the home, and share insightful advice on how to talk to people who may not always have the same views as you. Here is the quiz on What TV Relationship Are You? - https://www.purewow.com/entertainment/tv-relationship-quiz Here is the quiz on What New Show To Stream? - https://www.purewow.com/entertainment/what-new-show-to-stream-quiz Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected](424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Let your junk breathe, sleep naked! Sasheer and Nicole talk about their hair, what they wear (or don't wear) to sleep, balancing work and rest, traveling together, and helping each other stay fed like true sisters should do. Avalon, our favorite trans Target shopper, comes back to teach us some very useful Spanish phrases followed by Sasheer and Nicole giving advice on group chat drama and helping a listener be inclusive and fun while going clothes shopping with their plus-sized friend. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Does anybody remember why Sasheer likes chairs so much? Please tweet us! Nicole reminds Sasheer to dress sluttier, complains about having too many keys, laugh over funny sound bytes from each other, discuss OnlyFans taking away nude content but then bringing it back, the Adidas vs. Puma rivalry, the Right vs. Left Twix controversy, and the impending robot war caused by cars. They give a listener advice on how to not feel left behind by her best friend who is going through a positive transition in her life and ideas on fun new things to do together, as well as learn the proper title to refer to nonbinary and non-gender conforming people (P.S. it’s Mx.)! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Farm Rio - if you are listening… Please sponsor us! Nicole describes her “balloon jeans” from madewell, their upcoming travel plans, Sasheer’s hot dog habits, Nicole’s trip to Mumford & Sons Nashville, a surprise drop-in from John and Clyde, and chartering chattering children. They take a quiz to learn what disney witch matches their personality, learn about new disney princesses, discussed Nicole’s airplane etiquette, and how babies smell really good. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We at Best Friends think you should have whatever pleases you! We discuss high-school retainers, having a cold during the pandemic, appropriate ways to use the flag, do some “would you rathers” including “would you rather be a reverse centaur or reverse mermaid?”, if wedgies actually happen in real life, and where their high school bullies are now. They answer listener question about how to better support a best friend going through hard times, when it is appropriate to step back and not help, and what to do with a plant from an ex-best friend. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Does someone have a gasket? Because Nicole needs to blow it! This week we discuss the new Ivy Park drop (and the lack of inclusive sizing), where last names come from, bathing habits, the cool teens on Nicole’s block, what car Sasheer should get, oil alternatives, the dangers of pregnancy, Nicole’s future child Argentinia, and essential high school classes. They read a listener email about ancient civilizations, and answer a listener question about how to “be good” at therapy. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Update - Sasheer is recording from her dining room this week! We discuss different cleaning styles, internal monologues, what’s on the way to Vegas, break down the movie Soul and why Sasheer didn’t like it, PMS, Bananas in Pajamas, Nicole’s next hairdo, all the purples Nicole knows, can you clog your pussy, and answer a listener question about how to help your friend who might be in a cult. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hello - is it me you’re looking for? This week we discuss Lionel Ritchie’s magnetic performance energy, who they would want to wrestle, accidentally drinking vodka at the gym, where all the Lyft pink mustaches have gone, if Nicole remembered to close the top of her Jeep, and how to call 911 in another country. They take a quiz to find what cartoon character they are (and do a deep dive on how creepy Peter Pan is), get an update from the caller who had the question about their sister-in-law’s wedding makeup, and answer a listener question about whether they are being over-dramatic about bad night out. Here is the quiz from this week - https://www.buzzfeed.com/aestheticallyquizzie/what-cartoon-are-you-6bd2bomu0i Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week we are re-releasing a fan favorite episode - the chicken/egg conversation! Nicole shares a story of a recent Tarot card reading and opening herself up for love, and Sasheer encourages her to explore her spiritual side. They discuss what they learned from a documentary on circumcision, Beyonce + Gwyneth Paltrow’s best friendship, and the time Nicole tried to joke her way out of a speeding ticket. They take listener questions about apologizing too much (it doesn’t matter) living with your best friend (Nicole and Sasheer could NOT), and “trash-ass” boyfriends (They suggest Thelma & Louise).Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:[email protected](424) 645-7003‬ Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nicole is going cabaret! Will she win a Tony? Maybe! They discuss Sasheer’s Lilith Fair-style, say bird a lot, explain how flea market patrons are also pirates, check in on Master P, and research if anyone can get CTE. They take a quiz where they choose favorite foods to see what their best friend’s zodiac sign should be, answer a listener question on dealing with a homophobic roommate, and hear from a nurse who needed a little encouragement. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We get to hear the finale of the bee saga! We wish Sasheer’s bees all the best for their new lives in San Diego. Next segment, too many birds at Nicole’s house? We discuss how Nicole is DEFINITELY not a bug person (and neither is Sasheer), cover Nicole’s desire for a BBL, share some of Sasheer’s new pop history knowledge, and dive into skin routines. They take a quiz to see what reality show they would be on, Sasheer learns about Con Air, and they answer listener questions about balancing supporting a friend while taking care of your own mental health, and how to handle work cliques. Plus, will we ever figure out what song Nicole is singing? You have to listen to find out! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s a girl gotta do to get a good bagel out here? This week Nicole & Sasheer discuss being tipsy from brunch, Nicole’s passion for big spoons, what they are watching and how they wish it was a new season of 13 Reasons Why, the tour de force that is Zaila Avant-garde, if the pyramids were power plants, and what’s the deal with ancient civilizations? We get an update from a previous caller not knowing how to interact with a former best friend, and answer a question on whether to tell someone their upcoming wedding makeup look isn’t… the best. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nicole is too supple for a hysterectomy! Nicole and Sasheer talk BBLs, that song that goes “doof doof doof doof”” (Touch It by Busta Rhymes), Sasheer’ future wedding look, and how much they love Megan Thee Stallion. They take a quiz to learn what kind of best friend they are and explore Nicole’s love of doors. And then, wrap it up by answering listener questions asking how to talk to friends about dating safely, and how to support and have fun with a friend about to have a baby. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week we dive right in with learning the difference between juice and smoothie! Nicole shares a new fave Slut Vegan, we cover hotel workers giving out toilet paper, Nicole’s discussed her bounty from the earth, and we receive what is HOPEFULLY our final bee update! Stuff started slipping right out of Nicole’s head, so she talked about her dog Clyde running on stage during her show, and they take a quiz where you make a pizza and it tells you how many kids you should have. Finally, they have a listener call responding to last week’s conversation about kids clothes, and answer a listener question about a friend who is TOO horny. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nicole starts the show by reading Sasheer’s tarot cards, and the results are INTENSE! But also promising! Sasheer then reads Nicole’s - which were mainly upside down and all about career. She wants to know about love! The share times the cards have been meaningful to them, discuss Sasheer’s upcoming move to Atlanta, and then dive back into questioning the Gregorian calendar. Nicole invents new numbers, and they rename teeth food bones. They take a quiz to see what decade they belong in, and answer listener questions dealing with a friend’s ex-husband, and losing friends when getting sober. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nicole and Sasheer are very excited about Lindsay Lohan’s return to acting. They criticize late night televisions’ treatment of women, consider which bosses they would have sex with (a la’ Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton), and discuss the work Nicole would do to get a dang job. Sasheer gives us a bee update, they share airplane horror stories and unpack how airlines treat people with disabilities, discover what DNA is, discuss overpopulation and how they are helping solve it, and go over Nicole’s favorite baby names. They wrap things up by answering a listener question on what to do when your boyfriend doesn’t believe in white privilege, and getting an explanation on how the game Survivor works. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After breaking up with her second bee-remover, Sasheer is befriending TikTok star Erika Thompson to solve her continuing bee trouble. Nicole shares about her unfortunate run-ins with the local wildlife, and they discuss silverfish and how gross they are, their upcoming trip to the Florida Keys, and Nicole’s decision to wake up earlier. They answer listener questions about how to deal with seeing a questionable best friend for the first time in a while, being ignored by friends/pressured to join the LGBTQ+ community, and how to share friends after a divorce. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nicole got used to the new-normal, and doesn’t want another change. They then discuss the difference between Young Sheldon and The Good Doctor, explore bad memories from elementary school, wonder why you can’t eat in the grocery store, question the announcement that some airlines might start weighing people before a flight, and reminisce over travel woes before they both hit the road again. They end the episode taking a quiz to see which Disney Princess would be their best friend. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sasheer found a hair in her food and wants her man to never order from that spot again. Nicole has dinosaurs on the brain after discovering we don't know exactly what they look like while Sasheer shares the fascinating link between birds and dinosaurs. Nicole shares her love of Steve Harvey and they both see if they can name all of the Kings and Queens of Comedy. Plus, they take a quiz figuring out the Marvel duo that best represents their friendship and give great advice to a listener navigating the tricky relationship boundaries between a sibling and an ex-friend. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nicole lost her phone again, and she and Sasheer spend time remembering all the other times Nicole has lost her phone. Nicole talks about her never-ending love of crocs, they discuss the need for wage increase, and Nicole tells a creepy story from her past babysitting days. Sasheer also shares her desire to make a commercial for chairs, and her excitement to stay in after she receives her second shot. They read a listicle about 17 surprising celeb friendships, Nicole recaps Interview with a Vampire, and they answer a listener question about where to get cute curtains, and Kimmie on the Keys wants to know how to find estate sales! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When does spring start again? This week Nicole & Sasheer discuss Sasheer’s closet frustrations, Kim Kardashian’s insane fridge, their favorite Masked Singer performance, thirteen different kinds of melon, and why The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants was NOT true. Then, they answer listener questions about an ex’s new girlfriend and making a podcast with a friend when the friend is much more invested. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

That's right! This is the 100th episode of Best Friends with Nicole Byer & Sasheer Zamata - your favorite FRIENDS recap podcast. This week Nicole & Sasheer recap episode three in the fifth season of Friends: The One Hundredth. In this episode, Phoebe gives birth to the triplets, Chandler and Monica take the relationship to the next level, and Joey gives birth to kidney stones and makes a very inappropriate home movie! Nicole & Sasheer talk about the fashion, do a quiz to find out which Friends ex they would date, and answer listener questions on who they would Marry Bop Kill from the friends cast, as well as if they would ever be a surrogate. It's just another typical Best Friends episode! Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.