Beardless, D*ckless Me

Harley and Kevin wrap up Beardless, Dickless Me LIVE at Smodcastle Cinemas in Atlantic Highlands, NJ on Sunday, August 3, 2025. PLUS: BACK TO THE ABATTOIR!

Harley and Kevin perform Beardless, Dickless Me LIVE at Smodcastle Cinemas in Atlantic Highlands, NJ on Sunday, August 3, 2025. PLUS: GIVE ME BACK MY NAME!

Kevin learns of a familial connection to a serial killer and Harley has a stray cat story. PLUS: Biting Bill!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin visits Momily and Harley gets a surprise! PLUS: It's the last studio show! See you LIVE in NJ!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley is dealing with Unstoppa-Bill and Kevin has a comic book drop today. PLUS: Kevin’s Favorite Ride and only two more to go!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin is accused of Seuss-ian rhymes and Harley talks trends and Labubu. PLUS: A live show update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The beginning of the end. Kevin talks about Cannes, Harley talks about Spain, and both talk about the end of BDM as we know it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Harley discuss Dogma and how art can be impactful.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley and Bill have their first Easter and Kevin’s in the Jay Ward. PLUS: Kevin’s still touring, dogmamovie.com!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin wins Mr. Steak and Harley gets it Fresco style. PLUS: Kevin is still on the Dogma Resurrection tour. See it with him! dogmamovie.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Harley learn to pronounce words and answer questions from listeners.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Before Kevin goes on the Dogma tour, Harley has questions… about the 90’s. Plus: Harley has to sell some shirts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin recounts an entire film franchise. Harley longs to live in an Epic Universe. Plus: The Conclusion of the eBay Epic.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin talks about the surprise sudden re-release of Dogma! Harley records a voice track for a cartoon! Plus: The Devil Went Down to Georgia.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin has big, life-changing news! Harley has a normal, unexceptional weekend! Plus: Dixon the Cuck Cow!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley’s making music! Kevin’s snatching victory from the jaws of eBay defeat! Plus: Kev gets existential.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin can’t stop shopping eBay! Harley conducts a quiz! Plus: Tales of Facebook Marketplace Meet-Ups!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley drops her single and Kevin brings the Bible to life! Plus: The show falls into a Pigeon hole.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley has a hypothetical for her Father as she takes over the show. Kevin teases details of his next film. Plus: Beardless, Dickless Live?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin talks about the Aural Sects Tour and Harley builds the 50th Episode live show in real time. Plus: Rocky and Bullwinkle!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley has questions. Kevin visits another podcast. Plus: Harley's band gets closer to a name. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin tries to create some structure. Harley dodges hypotheticals. Plus: A Bad Hair Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley becomes a clothing magnate. Kevin writes comic books. Plus: The return of Vegan Abattoir!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Harley recap the Wicked singalong before diving deeply into ancient inscriptions on greeting cards. Plus: A Hump Bunny No More!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Harley tell tales of running from the Los Angeles fires. Plus: Bad Bunny Billy’s gotta have it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin has a Point Nemo nightmare. Harley gives Kevin a calendar. Plus: Billy Begins!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley and Kevin start the new year with a deep dive about creepy internet videos and pageant work. Plus: Passion or Ration returns!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Harley celebrate BDM’s first Christmas and the end of the year. Plus: Peanuts on Ice!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley makes music and Kevin makes a sitcom. Plus: Ring Cams of the Damned!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Hartley say goodbye to the best bunny that wasn't Bugs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Harley gather together to ask the Lord’s blessing. Plus: Making the official BDM T-shirt!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Harley have a listening party! Plus: The return of passion or ration!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley goes to Disneyland for free in exchange for cleaning the bathroom, and Kevin comes clean about Tony. Plus: The Return of Passion or Ration!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Harley say goodbye to Momily's 21-year-old cat. Plus: singing!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Celebrate Halloween with a couple of hollow wieners as Kevin and Harley trick and treat you to terrifying tales! Plus: Oo, la la, Zajur!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin shows Harley a short film that makes her cry. Harley has to give steroids to the Moo Man. Plus: The first female detective in the Newark PD!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin tells the tale of Lucky’s short king suitor. And Harley discovers the Dad she never knew. Plus: Wucky gets waid!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin tells Harley about the rat incident and sings the Laverne & Shirley theme song. Plus: Father Dave’s Funeral Hits!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin helps Harley cover up an accidental crime. Plus: A cat in a backpack!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Harley talk Smith family history and bring the dogs to the beach.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Harley cavort through the calendar and Passion or Ration all of the holidays. Plus: Harley’s selling her clothes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley passes on a leading role in Kevin’s new movie. A Dad and Daughter discuss Mental Health. And the debut of Passion or Ration.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin tells Harley about a dead Hollywood man who became a live Oklahoma boy. Matriarch Momily can still recite her prepositions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Harley try to write either a one hour drama for the Christian Broadcasting Network or a half hour sitcom for Netflix.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley’s taste test triggers a Disney deep-dive. Plus: Matriarch Momily’s Marijuana Midnight Madness!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Harley are in hot pursuit of the Trivial 90’s. And John Proctor climbs out of his crucible.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley gets caught in a mosh and Kevin has a Dad-level existential crisis. Harley goes geeky for a Disney Vlogger while Kevin tries to come up with a name for the band.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley gets a haircut and the internet has thoughts. Kevin becomes the King of the Elves while Harley won’t kill an undead Austin. Plus: a REAL review of Jen’s stew.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matriarch Momily gets her heart re-started. Kevin reveals talk show secrets. Harley is haunted by the Bermuda Triangle and agog over Satan’s secret origin. Plus: The Infant of Prague vs The Children of Fatima!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lucky chases balls like Harley and Kevin chase relevancy. Harley is obsessed with the Disney vlogging community. Would You Work as a Face Character at the Magic Kingdom? And voicing Harley Quinn’s kitties for fun and profit!.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.