Show overview
Beardless, D*ckless Me launched in 2024 and has put out 53 episodes, alongside 1 trailer or bonus episode in the time since. That works out to roughly 55 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.
Episodes typically run an hour to ninety minutes — most land between 57 min and 1h 13m — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. None of the episodes are flagged explicit by the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-US-language Comedy show.
There hasn’t been a new episode in the last ninety days; the most recent episode landed 8 months ago. Published by Smodco, Inc..
From the publisher
For 25 years, Kevin Smith has tried to make his beardless, dickless twin of a daughter Harley laugh in real life. Now he does it every week on a podcast.
Latest Episodes
View all 53 episodesEp 52Beardless, Dickless Finale
Harley and Kevin wrap up Beardless, Dickless Me LIVE at Smodcastle Cinemas in Atlantic Highlands, NJ on Sunday, August 3, 2025. PLUS: BACK TO THE ABATTOIR!
Ep 51The True Beginning of the End
Harley and Kevin perform Beardless, Dickless Me LIVE at Smodcastle Cinemas in Atlantic Highlands, NJ on Sunday, August 3, 2025. PLUS: GIVE ME BACK MY NAME!
Ep 50The Final Home Show
Kevin learns of a familial connection to a serial killer and Harley has a stray cat story. PLUS: Biting Bill!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep 49This Could Be a Party on My Behalf
Kevin visits Momily and Harley gets a surprise! PLUS: It's the last studio show! See you LIVE in NJ!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep 48It’s A Good Title, Right?
Harley is dealing with Unstoppa-Bill and Kevin has a comic book drop today. PLUS: Kevin’s Favorite Ride and only two more to go!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep 47“The World’s Most Punchable Face”
Kevin is accused of Seuss-ian rhymes and Harley talks trends and Labubu. PLUS: A live show update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep 46iHeartattack Part 1
The beginning of the end. Kevin talks about Cannes, Harley talks about Spain, and both talk about the end of BDM as we know it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep 45The Biblical Avengers
Kevin and Harley discuss Dogma and how art can be impactful.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep 44Deardless, Bickless Me
Harley and Bill have their first Easter and Kevin’s in the Jay Ward. PLUS: Kevin’s still touring, dogmamovie.com!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep 43Mr Steak Hand Puppet
Kevin wins Mr. Steak and Harley gets it Fresco style. PLUS: Kevin is still on the Dogma Resurrection tour. See it with him! dogmamovie.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep 42Egg-istential Questions
Kevin and Harley learn to pronounce words and answer questions from listeners.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep 41Why Won’t Anyone Help Them?!
Before Kevin goes on the Dogma tour, Harley has questions… about the 90’s. Plus: Harley has to sell some shirts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep 40Prisoner of The Planet of the Apes
Kevin recounts an entire film franchise. Harley longs to live in an Epic Universe. Plus: The Conclusion of the eBay Epic.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep 39The Resurrection of Dogma
Kevin talks about the surprise sudden re-release of Dogma! Harley records a voice track for a cartoon! Plus: The Devil Went Down to Georgia.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep 38Harley Quinngaged!
Kevin has big, life-changing news! Harley has a normal, unexceptional weekend! Plus: Dixon the Cuck Cow!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep 37His name… is Milton Hersey
Harley’s making music! Kevin’s snatching victory from the jaws of eBay defeat! Plus: Kev gets existential.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep 36eBay’s Bitch
Kevin can’t stop shopping eBay! Harley conducts a quiz! Plus: Tales of Facebook Marketplace Meet-Ups!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep 35Coo d’etat
Harley drops her single and Kevin brings the Bible to life! Plus: The show falls into a Pigeon hole.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep 34Crab Walker
Harley has a hypothetical for her Father as she takes over the show. Kevin teases details of his next film. Plus: Beardless, Dickless Live?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep 33Beardless Beyond
Kevin talks about the Aural Sects Tour and Harley builds the 50th Episode live show in real time. Plus: Rocky and Bullwinkle!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.