Season 3 · Episode 52
AHT S3 Ep52: A Doctor-Approved Dose of Nightly Ice Cream and Toast
Austin's Hot Takes · AHT
November 15, 20231h 17mExplicit
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Show Notes
ATTENTION! If you or a loved one has experienced unfathomable pain less than 24 hours after being declared to be in “peak physical health” by a medical professional, you may be in danger of dying before the age of 30. Common side effects may include: barely meeting the height requirement for dating, an insatiable desire to kill all trees to rid the world of paper, and the inability to tell if your tomatoes are rotten without asking your roommate to lick them. Call your doctor right away if you have trouble sleeping in your pillow cave, frequently cut off all circulation to your arm, and wake up at 5am invigorated with energy.