Are You Serious?

Episode Three Hundred Fourteen: "here. Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected].

Episode Three Hundred Thirteen: "Yes, we can offer you 313." Commentary for the movie, "God's Not Dead." Yep, we watched it and attempted a commentary on first viewing. Music is from: The Art of War Help out with the fundraiser to help recover all the lost data from the hard drive crash right here. Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected].

Episode Three Hundred Twelve: "In fourth place, Gryffindor with 312 points." Everything is back to normal this week as Frank is in the studio again. Music is from: The Art of War Help out with the fundraiser to help recover all the lost data from the hard drive crash right here. Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected].

Episode Three Hundred Eleven: "I got a 311 call, but it was all static." This is the obligatory "Guardians of the Galaxy" review episode, with two special guest reviewers. Music is from: The Art of War Help out with the fundraiser to help recover all the lost data from the hard drive crash right here. Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected].

Episode Three Hundred Ten: "We're taking you to Contention Putting you on the 3:10 to Yuma, day after tomorrow." We take some stories that you all posted in our Facebook group and we then discuss. You know, like pretty much every week. Music is from The Art of War Help out with the fundraiser to help recover all the lost data from the hard drive crash right here. Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected].

Episode Three Hundred Nine: "That was 309 years ago. - And you haven't aged since then." Another episode of the usual odds and ends, like what fast foods you especially should not eat. Music is from The Art of War Help out with the fundraiser to help recover all the lost data from the hard drive crash right here. Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected].

Episode Three Hundred Eight: "This is a casing from a .308 rifle. They cut it down to fit a .44." This week is back to form. We talk foods you should never order, Christopher Nolan on the "death of film," and how the use of the memed word inception is totally incorrect plus a whole lot more.. Music this week is from: The Art of War - find them on reverbnation and James McDonald - check his stuff out on soundcloud Help out with the fundraiser to recover all the lost data from the hard rive crash right here. Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected].

Episode Three Hundred Seven: "This clock stopped at 3:07, and so did the one in the hallway." This week, a special intro that you can choose to ignore (only about 8 minutes,) some entertainment talk, a review or two and some rumors as well as some personal stuff. If you feel inclined to help, you can follow this link: http://www.gofundme.com/areyouserious Music is from: The Art of War and N.R.G. Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected].

Episode Three Hundred Six: "In apartment 306, and nobody ever complained about him." This week, we officially start the reboot of the show. As you may have noticed, we have been trying out a shorter show in the past few weeks and have decided to abandon the explicit tag. I don't think we can do the show totally clean, but we will try our best. Our discussion includes, of course, Star Wars, Avengers and Wonder Woman as well as some reviews and a few personal stories. We also see if Reverend Scott can comply with the new format. Music is from: The Art of War Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected].

Episode Three Hundred Five: "Life's like a movie, write your own ending. Keep believing, keep pretending. -Jim Henson" Here's the show that bridges the old and new. The new (and hopefully you feel improved) show starts next week. We're hoping you stick with us. Thanks for listening, it's been fun and we plan to keep it that way. Music is from: The Art of War and David Bowie Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected].

Episode Three Hundred Four: "I'm Mr. Shelby from 304. - What can I do for you, Leonard?" Here's a blast from the past. Music is from The Art of War and probably some other bands. Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected].

Episode Three Hundred Three: "Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court ruling 3.03." This week, Star Wars set pictures, Jonah Hill, Eddie Murphy and a little more. Plus, a very special Reverend Scott. Bumpers this week are from: The Art of War, John Oliver and Motley Crue Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected].

Episode Three Hundred Two: "The Royale, room 302. And you might find Mink with him." This week, a spoiler filled X-Men review, mass murder in California, Apple speculation and a little bit more. Music this week is from: The Art of War Denis Leary Steel Panther Osaka Popstar and the American Legends of Punk Shuki Levy and Pete Holmes Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected].

Episode Three Hundred One: "Um, tonight we're gonna get spanked by a couple of dominatrixes, up in 301." This week, Star Wars, Batman, Superman and Godzilla. And a classic Reverend Scott Star Wars segment. Music is from "The Art of War." Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected].

Episode Three Hundred: "I'll give you 300. That's a standard freelance fee." In this episode, we talk the new suit and car for Superman V. Batman and other various random news stories. Music is from: The Art of War and Godzilla 2000 Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected].

Episode Two Hundred Ninety Nine: "Dwight, the boots only cost me 299 dollars and 99 cents. Here, you spend the penny on whatever you want." The whole episode is pretty much "The Amazing Spider-Man 2" and "Star Wars Episode VII" talk. Oh, there a little bit about going to have chest scans and "nodules." Music is from The Art of War and Richard Cheese Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Ninety Eight: "It’s 298 days since the first manned mission to Mars left the space station." This week, we discuss Episode VII's cast list, talk about the read through and then move on to DC and WB's decision to plod right from Superman v Batman straight into Justice League. We also have a segment from James in which he gives us a very entertaining movie review. Rev. Scott calls us out yet again as we give him a lot of audio to twist to his own needs. Music this week is from: The Art of War and the soundtracks for Captain America: The First Avenger and Captain America: The Winter Soldier Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Ninety Seven: "Complete king bed set-- mattress, box, frame-- 297." This week, Chris is back from the dead and we talk Captain America: The Winter Soldier, pnumonia, good and bad bosses, bicyclists, scooters on the highway and a lot of other "catch-up" topics from the last two weeks. Plus, we have some great feedback. Music this week is from: The Art of War and Marvin Gaye. Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Ninety Six: "Back into the past for reasons we will explain next week." Recording was impossible this week, but in anticipation of our 300th episode in a few weeks, here is a re-release of episode 100. It should be a weird blast from the past. I decided to not even listen to it before I put it up, I didn't want to have second thoughts. Chris is probably a lot angrier and Frank is most likely a lot more tired than they are now. Hope you enjoy! Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Ninety Five: "It's pulling further ahead. 295. Left full rudder." This episode we talk about how supply doesn't meet demand in regard to toys and how crazy parents can get, also, how to make kids smarter - (really no-brainer stuff.) And a few other things. Music this week is from: The Art of War The Ghastly Ones Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Ninety Four: "Warp three, heading 294, mark 37, sir." This week, we discuss series finales, and why they don't matter in sit-coms as much as dramas. We also talk about questions for men (that actually answer one question 26 times.) Frank call out the automatic designation of "hero" when people who have hazardous professions die on the job. Music this week is from: The Art of War and The Rolling Stones Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream for when we start streaming live again: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Ninety Three: Bullying This episode Chris and special co-host Ellen talk about bullying, gender specific toys and activities and much more. Music this week is from The Art of War Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream for when we start streaming live again: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Ninety Two: "TWA 292, expedite your decent, maintain flight level one-five thousand." This week, some personal stories, some movies watched and some news discussed. Surprise! Music this week is from The Art of War Alan Silvestri Billy Idol Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Ninety One: "The, "Our schedules didn't work out so here's a themed episode from four years ago!" episode." Here is what you will hopefully be a fun episode from 2010. To celebrate the 30th anniversary of "The Empire Strikes Back," we take an entire episode to discuss everything we love about the original Star Wars trilogy. This episode took place before the sweet intro music from The Art of War and the always amusing segments from Reverend Scott. All music is from John Williams. Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Ninety: "And on the northbound l-290 extension at Thorndale Avenue." This week, we talk up-skirt photos, watching horror movies with kids, "The Jesus Shot," entitlement, a classic Reverend Scott with a totally inappropriate song, and much more. Music this week is from The Art of War and Paul Leonard-Morgan Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Eighty Nine: "There were only 289 survivors." This week, Arizona (a.k.a. New Uganda,) Casinos, and a bunch of other stuff. Music this week is from The Art of War Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Eighty Eight: "Command, put your roadblock on 288, north about 50 miles." This week, Guardians of the Galaxy, and other assorted movie talk. In the second half, we delve into one delusional Mormon woman's terribly written screed. She rails against Frozen and all the "Hidden gay agenda" messages in the movie. Then we find some amusing articles to lighten the mood. Music this week is from: The Art of War and Blue Swede Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Eighty Seven: "You can reach me now at Fox Lake 287. Put it through as soon as it comes." This week, we review (sort of) Robocop and The Lego Movie. We discuss some stories posted in our Facebook group and Chris unloads on someone. Music this week is from The Art of War Seriously, get their album off iTunes! Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Eighty Six: "Oh, mate, I need a drink after all those 1, 286 stairs." This week, we have a Coke and a smile, while teaching the world to sing in perfect harmony. Plus, a lot of other stuff. Music this week is from: The Art of War The Magnificent Bastards and Bush Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Eighty Five: "Wait a minute - there's only 285 Rules of Acquisition." This week, we have some audio issues that you will hardly notice in the first half of the show that get resolved in the second half. After the stinger at the end, I added the audio of us attempting to fix the issue. We also talk, demon possessed houses, movie trailer length and their spoilers, the droid, Chopper, and the really weird level of animosity that one writer has for married women with children. Music this week is from: James from the Art of War - "Undertow" The Art of War - Intro and outro themes and - "Let it Go" in 25 languages Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Eighty Four: "Yes. Anyhow, gestation periods. Pigs: 113 days; cows: 284 days; horses: 337 days; and elephants: 645 days." This week, Frank "discusses" in-state tuition for the children of illegal immigrants, we talk about the idiotic idea of marriage classes and what some really demented politician said about Detroit. Also, movies, haircuts and how Chris explained MLK day to his kids. Music this week is from: The Art of War and Love and Rockets Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Eighty Three: "Girl, that man owe you 64 billion, 283 million, 974 trillion, 5 thousand, and 20 dollars and 82 cents." This week, Frank was expecting more of a feedback fight, DC delays Supes and Bats, a crazy Rabbi says crazy stuff, and we're all pretty sick of Star Wars rumors. Music this week is from The Art of War and Joan Jett and the Blackhearts Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Eighty Two: "L-282's mom wants his corneas back." This week, we talk our top ten favorite sci-fi and fantasy movies of 2013, except Frank didn't make a list and fights Chris every step of the way. Also, some movie rumors are discussed. Music this week is from: The Art of War and Basil Poledouris' Robocop soundtrack Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Eighty One: "The wicked flee when none pursueth. Proverbs 28:1." Movies, stealing movies, how to deal with terrible co-workers, haircuts and empowerment for 5 year-olds, and is Comcast throttling Netflix? Music this week is from The Art of War and Ministry Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Eighty: "We got over 3,000 reports from federal agencies last year. Agriculture spent $40 million producing 280 reports." Dummies, ducks, self inflicted gunshot wounds and movies. Music this week is from: The Art of War Anthrax and Public Enemy and The Art of Noise Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Seventy Nine: "My hand, out reaching to - car 3, car3! Proceed to the 279." Ducks, Christmas Carols, masturbation and movies. That seems pretty standard, right? Music this week is from The Art of War and Haim Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Seventy Eight: "That's 278 incredible, colossal credits! Ha-Ha, I love motion pictures!" Movies, satanic statues, cats in the walls and more! Music this week is from: The Art of War and The Bangles Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Seventy Seven: "So, they finally cast Wonder Woman." This week, Chris tried to figure out if he's a hypocrite or simply a flip flopper, and we discuss some of the most recent movie news as well as some stupid news stories. Music this week is from: The Art of War and Idina Menzel Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Seventy Six: "On panel 276 under instrumentation and power control...." This week, Frank talks about loss and we keep things sort of light for the rest of the episode. Music is from The Art of War. Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Seventy Five: "Look, see this? That's a car. 275 thou. Might wanna hang onto that one." Just the usual nonsense, plus a Reverend Scott that almost kills the guys. Music is from: New Found Glory and The Art of War Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Seventy Four: "It's the first day of spring. Only 274 days left until winter." This week, Thor, some personal insight, "Are You Dateable?" more on the Bechdel test and some other stuff. Music this week: The song (She's) Some Kind of Wonderful and of course, The Art of War Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Seventy Three: "Turn left. Go about a half a mile. Follow Tunnel #273. The fall is right in front of you. You can't miss it." A return to the normal show brings a lot of movie talk and listener feedback. Music is from The Art of War and Yello. Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Seventy Two: "The Crawling Chaos by H.P. Lovecraft and The Things by Peter Watts" Two stories for you this week, the short "The Crawling Chaos" by H. P. Lovecraft followed by "The Things" by Peter Watts - a very interesting take on the titular creature from John Carpenter's masterpiece. Happy Halloween! Regular show will be back next week. Music is from: The Art of War Bear McCreary Ennio Morricone Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Seventy One: "The Horror in the Museum" by H.P. Lovecraft This week, we have an audiobook version of H. P. Lovecraft's The Horror in the Museum. With music from Akira Yamaoka, Kota Suzuki, Hidiki Okugawa, Akihiro Narita, Seiko Kobuchi and Akiyuki Morimoto As always, we feature The Art of War. Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Seventy: "You lost to a club player! What - that's not supposed to happen! You're carrying a 270 average!" This week, we talk a little shutdown, some movies and we have a special commentary for the BBC episode of "Teen Exorcists." Check the episode out on ustream and watch the actual BBC show as we tear into it. Music this week is from: The Art of War and Ennio Morricone Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Sixty Nine: "A marine mammal that knows a hell of a lot more about sonar, then you do. Train her around to 269 and lets try it again?" The shutdown, another DC rant, Malala, proof Jesus was invented and more this week on Are You Serious?. Music is from The Art of War and Living Colour Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Sixty Eight: "And, a fiver on 2-6-8. My horoscope says that even numbers are going to be very lucky for me today." Shutdown, Star Wars, S.H.I.E.L.D., school and a nap. Music is from: The Art of War and The Ghastly Ones featuring Rob Zombie Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Sixty Six: "Look at you both. Five years later and you haven't changed a bit apart from age and... size..." Our five year anniversary show. Some movies, some reminiscing and some questions answered. Thank you everyone for sticking with us all this time! There's more to come! A big thanks to Reverend Scott for always making us look bad and entertaining the listeners in the process. Music this week is from: The Art of War and Faith No More Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Sixty Seven: "That means there's only 267 days left till winter." This week, the proposed Gotham series and some other nonsense. Our ustream connection crapped out, so we stopped the live feed about halfway through. We'll try again next week. Music this week is from: The Art of War and Josie and the Pussycats Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast

Episode Two Hundred Sixty Five: "Do you think you could come back today at 2:65? He's available then." This week, a special announcement, a rundown of Kick Ass 2, Syria? Maybe? I can't remember. Also, teenage exorcists and who they learned from. As always, Reverend Scott is the most entertaining part of the show. Music is from: Flash Gordon, Beetlejuice, My Little Pony and The Muppets Take Manhattan. Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]. Here's the link to our live show channel on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/are-you-serious-podcast