Are You Serious?

This week, we talk about dog walking etiquette, going back to school, morons in the news, and what we're watching. As usual, there are a lot of asides and random thoughts thrown in. email us at [email protected]

A day late due to technical difficulties. Star Wars, politics, Trump, viruses and a lot more. Super special thank to James for our amazing new intro!

This week, racist lawyers with guns, Russian bounties, viruses, masks, a broken iPad and a trip to the zoo. email the show at [email protected] the closing segment can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrQzqz_drkM

Wear a mask and stop complaining! K-Pop and Tik-Toc make orange turd sad. write us at [email protected]

Episode 410 is a return to form. Black Lives Matter, protests, racism, police, brutality, covid-19, remote learning, becoming an anti-racist and racists products and mascots. Write the show at [email protected]

Still playing catch up on entertainment and too frustrated with the current crap in the real world, Frank and Chris meander through memories and media. Soon enough, we'll be back in mental shape to start skewering our leadership and everyone around us. email us at [email protected]

We're back! Police brutality, killer viruses, and lots of entertainment media. The audio isn't as good as it's been in the past, we're still social distancing. This episode was recorded with Frank on FaceTime. You can still contact the show as always, at [email protected]

Episode Four Hundred Seven, "Avengers Infinity War and What Happened to Josie." This episode was recorded back in April. It's being released now because Chris tells a story to Frank and he has had a very difficult time getting to the point where he would want to share it with everyone. Take a listen and you can find out why. Also, we probably crap on Trump a bit as well. Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter, Fin dus on Facebook, check out "The Original Movie Game." Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Four Hundred Six: "Impressive. Every word in that sentence was wrong." We are back with talk of "The Last Jedi." We could have talked for hours about the film and the storm that seems to have swirled up around it, but two factors stood in the way; Frank had to get to his job and I'm not happy with how my failing mixer made us sound. Ran it through some filters and EQ programs to make it sound as good as it can. Hopefully you all enjoy it. Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Four Hundred Five: "Don't call it a comeback!" Can you guess what we're here to talk about? Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Four Hundred Three and Four Hundred Four: “Honestly, if you're given the choice between Armageddon or tea, you don't say 'what kind of tea?” Posted minutes after the blind idiot candidate* took the Oath of Office, I present you with the final episodes of Are You Serious? recorded during the Omaba administration. I wanted to save these for a special occasion, and this is it. The first episode is the usual ranting and raving, while the second is all about how to overthrow a tyrannical, all white, all male, power hungry, genocidal Empire. It takes a special bunch of Rogues to do that job, just like it takes a special bunch to continue on with Are You Serious?. *Refrence to Azathoth, the Blind Idiot God in H. P. Lovecraft's mythos. Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes. Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" and "The Dead Kennedys" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Four Hundred Two: "Give them a sobriety test. I'm gonna 402 the vehicle." This week, we start off (and end) with some quotes that Trump must constantly have running through his head. Then we move into the reality of the situation and how idiotic "racial purity" actually is. From there, it's the usual stuff we normally talk about, as well as car trouble, a failing mixer, and other fun stuff. Check out The Original Movie Game fundraiser - donate and get one of a kind swag! https://www.gofundme.com/originalmoviegame Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Four Hundred One: "Would the owner of the car with license number 1AG 401 please remove it from the CLAMP parking garage, your car is old, and dirty." Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the Biff Tannen Museum! Dedicated to Hill Valley's #1 Citizen. And America's greatest living folk hero. The one and only Biff Tannen. Of course we've all heard the legend, but who is the man? Inside you will learn how Biff Tannen became one of the richest and most powerful men in America. Learn the amazing history of the Tannen family, starting with his great-grandfather, Buford 'Mad Dog' Tannen, fastest gun in the West. See Biff's humble beginnings and how a trip to the race track on his 21st Birthday made him a millionaire overnight. Share in the excitement of a fabulous winning streak that earned him the nickname "The Luckiest Man on Earth." Learn how Biff parlayed that lucky winning streak into the vast empire called Biffco. Discover how, in 1979, Biff successfully lobbied to legalize gambling and turned Hill Valley's dilapidated courthouse into a beautiful casino-hotel! Check out The Original Movie Game fundraiser - donate and get one of a kind swag! https://www.gofundme.com/originalmoviegame Music on this episode is from "The Art of War", "They Might Be Giants" and Bad Religion" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Four Hundred: "You know how this works. The game zone is divided into 400 square blocks, left over from the big quake of '97." This week, we cover the third and last presidential debate. Also, we have some great listener feedback. Enjoy! Check out The Original Movie Game fundraiser - donate and get one of a kind swag! https://www.gofundme.com/originalmoviegame Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Ninety Nine: "You'd be in jail." Chris and Frank watch and comment on the second presidential debate. There's a lot of disbelief - as well as some yelling. Check out The Original Movie Game fundraiser - donate and get one of a kind swag! https://www.gofundme.com/originalmoviegame Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Ninety Eight: " J.C. Penney. $3.98." This week, some politics, some entertainment and a story about how terribly planned an event I tried to attend was. Check out The Original Movie Game fundraiser - donate and get one of a kind swag! https://www.gofundme.com/originalmoviegame Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred ninety Seven: "First of all, you used $3.97 worth of plastic wrap." And. We. Are. Back! After a short hiatus so Frank can get some cybernetic upgrades and Chris can get sick for three weeks because it's back-to-school time for his kids, we have managed to muster the energy and have returned to record another show for you. This week, Trump, hospitals, the Apple event, school and a bunch more. Check out The Original Movie Game fundraiser - donate and get one of a kind swag! https://www.gofundme.com/originalmoviegame Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Ninety Six: " ...just clocked in at 396 milliseconds." This week, Suicide Squad, GOP v DEM conventions and a at some point, Chris flips off his daughter. Check out The Original Movie Game fundraiser - donate and get one of a kind swag! https://www.gofundme.com/originalmoviegame Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Ninety Five: "Carl's Jr. has this $6 burger, which really only costs $3.95..." This week, Trump, politics and movies. Recorded on 8/2/2016. Check out The Original Movie Game fundraiser - donate and get one of a kind swag! https://www.gofundme.com/originalmoviegame Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Ninety Four: "You know perfectly well, we don't have $394 million in cash." or "The Episode Frank's Microphone Had an Echo Effect and No One Knew." The AYS? equipment was cleaned and apparently, a button was pressed, causing Frank's microphone to have an echo effect added to it. No one knew until we were ready to release it. Regardless of effects, we talk about Trump, Ghostbusters and a bunch of other stuff. Hope the echo isn't too bad for everyone. Check out The Original Movie Game fundraiser - donate and get one of a kind swag! https://www.gofundme.com/originalmoviegame Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" and "The Dead Milkmen" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Ninety Three Part Two: "I am BNI-393, an LEP Servant Droid." With everything going on, I almost forgot I had a podcast to put out. Sorry for the delay, this was recorded at the beginning of July. Enjoy! Check out The Original Movie Game fundraiser - donate and get one of a kind swag! https://www.gofundme.com/originalmoviegame Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Ninety Three Part One: "The Original Movie Game" This partial episode is all about the project that Chris and Frank have been working on for the past two years. If you're interested, that's great! If not, no worries. You can check out the official website as well as the gofundme page We have big plans for the future of the game, we hope we can make it happen. Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Ninety Two: "Launch 392. Captain James, your presence required. Urgent." This week, we talk about guns. There's some other stuff too, including an X-Men Apocalypse review from Rev. Scott. Also included is the complete audio from Hasan Minhaj at the 72nd annual Radio and Television Correspondents’ Association Dinner on June 15. This episode was recorded Tuesday June 14th. Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes Season Two! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Ninety One: "GA series, serum 391." Recorded on June 7th, 2016. We discuss X-Men: Apocalypse and a few other things. Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes Season Two! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Ninety: "Meter reads 3.90. Here's 4.00. Keep the dime. Jerk." Here's an episode with a little politics, a little entertainment, and a little personal stuff. Recorded on Sunday, May 22nd 2016. Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes Season Two! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Eighty Nine: "Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?" Captain America: Civil War discussion. Contains spoilers. Recorded Tuesday, May 10th, 2016. Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes Season Two! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Eighty Eight: "If I wait until I get down there for something else, I won't have the $3.88." T.V., movies, politics, personal stories. Recorded Tuesday, May 3rd, 2016. Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes Season Two! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Eighty Six: "Close. I will be cruising the marina in my dad's Sabre 386." Recorded Tuesday, April 19th. Episode Three Hundred Eighty Seven: "What is Code 387? Grand Theft." Recorded Tuesday April 26th. Spread over two episodes (now one long one) we discuss Prince, Batman, Superman, Trump, and a few more topics. Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes! Music on this episode is from "Prince" and "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Eighty Five: "He says, ''l wanna go 385 North,'' and l said, ''Let's go.''" This week, a little more Batman v Superman, some Rogue One, a bit of politics and some other random stuff thrown in for good measure. This episode was recorded Tuesday April 12th. Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Eighty Four: "Reese. DN384... Right. Let him in." This week, an episode from last month - recorded on March 29th. A fairly reasonable discussion about Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice. Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Eighty Three: "Hey, C.J., punch up 383, the guy in the checkered shirt." Politics, some T.V and a little bit of movies this week. Episode recorded on 3/22/16 Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Eighty Two: " According to my watch, you have 382 of them." This week, GOP quotes, discerning fantasy and reality in movies with children and more. Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Eighty One: "P-dub 381 black Tempest, just out of the box. Rounds." Episode recorded on February 23rd. Things that happened after we recorded - Ted Cruz allegedly ate a booger, Republicans compare dick sizes, Super Tuesday, the sleepy candidate and the supposed heir to the throne left the race, Nancy Reagan had enough of the bull**** and left for good. We'll be back later this week with a more timely episode. Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Eighty: "They got a .380 with Cash's fingerprints." Deadpool, politics, Deadpool, the Supreme Court and back to Deadpool. It's a spoiler filled discussion. Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Show bumpers come from Glove and Boots. Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Seventy Nine: "You either find my coat or give me the $379 my ex-wife paid for it." New Hampshire primaries, movies and T.V. as well as real life stuff.

Episode Three Hundred Seventy Eight: "...imagine that that has something to do with the results the 378 was getting." Recorded on February 2nd, 2016. Politics, movies, T.V., Rev. Scott. Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Show bumpers come from Tina Fey on SNL. Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Seventy Seven: "That's Numberwang. - (MUFFLED) 37.7." Recorded Tuesday, January 26th, 2016. Trump, Star Wars, other movies, T.V. and more idiots. Plus, listener feedback! Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Show bumpers come from Tina Fey on SNL. Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Seventy Six: "It took his 376 lawn mowing jobs to pay for it." Recorded on January 19th. Politics, Suicide Squad, Star Wars. The usual. Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Show bumpers come from the hilarious "Glove and Boots" - find them on youtube. Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Seventy Five: "Request immediate assistance! Car 375, en route to the scene!" This is a compilation episode - episodes 375 and 376 combined to make one double episode. We'll be back on schedule next week with episode 376. Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes Season two now online! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Seventy Four: "The Star Wars - The Force Awakens Spoiler Spectacular." No real structure, just Chris and Frank talking about the new Star Wars movie in which ever order they remember things. This episode is filled with spoilers. Filled with spoilers. Chris and Frank will spoil the crap out of the movie if you haven't already seen it. Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes Season two now online! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Seventy Three: "Inter-office mail is code 37! Intra-office mail is 37-3." Recorded the day before Thanksgiving and the Planned Parenthood terrorist attack. Pixar, Star Wars and the Satanic Temple are discussed, among other things. Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes Season two now online! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Seventy Two: "I can't do it, Mark. It's 372 pages long and I'm freezing." More and more and more of the same stuff. Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes Season two now online! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Seventy One: "I want programme 371 expedited. With that traitor on the loose, I can't wait." Paris. This was recorded Friday, November 13th as news kept coming in about the terrorist attacks in Paris, France. Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes Season two now online! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Seventy: "Starliner X-ray 370 "lost in solar."" This week, Frank recounts meeting some old friends and how an error messed up his entire day. Also, we have Ellen on for a few to talk about her run in with, apparently old escapees from Danvers State Mental Hospital. Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes Season two now online! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Sixty Nine: "My paper really wants this interview. Is he still in room 369?" More of the usual nonsense. Odd people doing weird things, news and politics. I thought I'd change things up and use an old opening. Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes Season two now online! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Sixty Eight: "So with the $368 I have from Grandpa's trust fund..." So... you see that Star Wars trailer? Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes Season two now online! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Sixty Seven: "367 paintings of one rock?" Too many shootings. Just, way too many to handle. It has to stop. We sort of talk about how to do that. Also, we talk inconsequential stuff as well. Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes Season two coming soon! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Sixty Six: "Hi. I'd like access to my safety deposit box, 366, please." Movies, premiers, complaints, and a review from Nova and Ripley. Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes Season two coming soon! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three Hundred Sixty Five: "You're two weeks late on the rent, Bart." Movies, T.V., news, complaining. All of it two weeks late in releasing. I'll be posting another episode tomorrow as well. Thanks for hanging in there. Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes Season two coming soon! Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]

Episode Three hundred Sixty Four: "Shout out, "I get her 364 days a year for free"" Politics, car repairs, teacher strikes, Trump... why? and more. Check out Reverend Scott's webcomic, Bats v Supes Music on this episode is from "The Art of War" Follow Chris, Frank and Scott on twitter Send feedback to [email protected]