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The Eric Roberts love-fest continues for Sarah and Mary in this week’s recap of Lifetime’s glorious “Stalked By My Doctor: The Return.” Mary is impressed with Dr. Eric Roberts’ personal growth as a stalker; going for the mother of his teenage love this time seems like a more effective approach. Sarah admires his culinary skills- spelling his love’s name out in pancakes is quite the touch. The girls agree that it’s not a great idea to step onto a ledge blindfolded — no matter how smitten you might be — and that faked STDs and explaining the electrochemical properties of orgasms might not be the best path to an 18-year-old’s heart. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

The couples are putting a bow on their sad, glaringly pandemic honeymoons in Sin City. Sarah and Mary empathize with Haley when she shares her regret after getting hammered then charitably letting Jacob stick it in. Chris continues to show he’s a bad egg and Sarah teaches Mary a new term that makes her blush and question everything. Mary can’t decide if she’s impressed or depressed by Erik’s failed attempt to keep up with Virginia’s vacation drinking schedule — and the girls really want to take her back when life opens up again to show her the Vegas experience she deserves. Subscribe, like, and review, wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

Getting a taste of Eric Roberts in last week’s feature just wasn’t enough so it seemed only fitting to gobble up the original “Stalked By My Doctor.” Sarah loved it more than she ever has and it certainly was not a disappointment for Mary. In fact, Mary had a hard time figuring out why he’s single in the movie and has to do any stalking in the first place; she’d be more than happy to stop working and move to Cabo with Dr. Beck. Sarah admires Mr. Dr. Eric Roberts’ tenacity and uniformly unhinged behavior, especially when it comes to online dating. Sarah also offers a warning to anyone being seen by a doctor who just used breath spray. Subscribe, like, and review, wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

The couples are easing into their quality time with one another on their honeymoons in Vegas, baby — literally. To the dismay of Sarah, Mary, and the world, Chris reveals that his ex-fiance is six weeks pregnant with his child but somehow still tries to play the good-guy / victim card whenever he possibly can. Sarah is absolutely repulsed by Jacob eating a raw onion at lunch, while Mary is underwhelmed with the amount of dolphin play on Clara and Ryan’s porpoise-themed date. Both Sarah and Mary are sad and moved at the sight of a closed up taco stand, which pretty much sums up this season for them thus far. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

The biggest takeaway from LMN’s “Killer Advice” is that there was simply not enough Eric Roberts. Sarah recalls a time when she saw him in real life but didn’t want to interrupt his froyo experience. Mary can’t let go of the fact that five dollars doesn’t go nearly as far as the good people at Lifetime would have us believe, and Sarah discovers she has a severe aversion to cheesecakes — mini cheesecakes, specifically, which were referenced more times than any movie should ever allow. Intimate gynecological and therapy mishaps are revealed, and both Sarah and Mary try to come to terms that those mishaps were not their fault. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

The wedding night, breakfast with their new families, and travel to Vegas for the honeymoon is covered for all five of the couples. Sarah’s really not happy with Jacob’s hyper-focused steak and eggs diet, mostly because it’s the only thing he talks about (that and his stupid man cave spa-house and questionable gut health). Mary continues to be proud of Virginia’s handling of her drinks on camera and realizes that Erik might be a bigger “dud” than she expected — second only to his mother. The girls are incensed by Chris’s behavior and decide he’s fundamentally a bad egg, provoking a discussion to possibly have some “Team Paige” shirts at the ready. Sarah tells a story involving a “Who Farted?” tee shirt that is a gift to everyone. Lots of laughs, with a small side of rage, in this one. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

Of course the girls have some take-aways from “Wendy Williams: The Movie.” Were they earth-shattering? No. Valuable? Depends. Sarah and Mary both agree that Wendy had some awful experiences along the way; however, after this movie, they’re not much more knowledgeable about Wendy than before. Is it fun to know that she likes to eat her caviar with Doritos? Of course it is. Do they feel bad that she didn’t think enough of herself to walk away from Kev one of the first ten times he cheated on her? Absolutely. Would they suggest you take time out of your day to watch this movie? Probably not. That’s why they recap it for you. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

The final two couples walk down the aisle to meet and greet their stranger-danger spouses. Sarah is appalled at Chris’s superficiality as he tells Paige’s bridesmaids that, although she may have a “nice shape,” Paige isn’t the kind of woman he’s wanted in the past. Mary is incensed at Chris’s father for letting Paige know his son’s a horn-ball who’s going to want to “receive” sex every night after work. Along with being proud of Virginia for staying vertical the whole night, both Sarah and Mary agree that Jacob is the personification of a yawn, and Haley would rather pick up trash on the side of the road than be on camera. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

The “Salt-N-Pepa” movie proved extremely difficult to follow, from characters to timelines, to who the hell cares if “Push It” is playing in the background. Sarah loses count of Spinderellas and babies while Mary has a hard time telling if they were going for morning sickness or an eating disorder. Sarah and Mary are blown away to discover that a Sears call center was such a hotbed of talent. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

After watching several of the couples get married and interact at their wedding receptions, Sarah and Mary have additional thoughts, concerns—and of course—looming questions. Why does Virginia need a shot every five minutes? Is Clara an armpit model? Does Erik not understand the value of an open bar? Also, Sarah impresses the crap out of Mary by performing not one, but two Salt-N-Pepa verses from memory as they gear up for the Salt-N-Pepa documentary movie they’ll be reviewing for next week’s episode. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

“The Evil Twin” has Sarah incensed with Emily’s inability to dig deeper and ask even just basic questions about what is happening in her own life. Mary is violently annoyed with the starring role that hot chocolate plays in this week’s movie—again. AND THIS TIME IT HAS A CONDIMENT. Sarah and Mary agree they’d much rather gamble and be friends with the evil twin as the other one is a varsity snooze-fest. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020 Are You My Podcast?

Sarah and Mary offer their first impressions of the MAFS season 12 participants along with their thoughts on the couples—who they think will make it long term, and who they think will crash and burn. From “elderly” 38-year-old, Jacob, to Paige, a full-time accountant with Jesus in her heart and eating ass on her mind, the ladies agree, wholeheartedly, that this season is probably going to be pretty great. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.commaryradzinski.com © 2020 Are You My Podcast?

In Lifetime's “The Wrong Fiancé,” Mary concludes that Abby is a garbage human being and not even worthy of stalking. Sarah questions small town law enforcement practices, smartphone fonts and where on earth she can get Vivica A. Fox’s tracksuit—because it’s amazing. Without ever having been shot in the leg, both Sarah and Mary agree that they’d handle it better than Richard did. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.commaryradzinski.com © 2020 Are You My Podcast?

Due to Charles's ill-fitting suits in “The Wrong Real Estate Agent", Sarah becomes suspicious of Lifetime’s wardrobe budget. Mary is in awe of Julie’s impeccable moisturizing regimen and stylish jammie game, plus Sarah wows Mary with her detailed knowledge of raccoon grooming habits. The main character's grasp of common sense is repeatedly called into question—and neither Sarah nor Mary can be bothered to find out if a vole is a real animal or not. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.commaryradzinski.com © 2020 Are You My Podcast?

In this week's episode, the Lifetime Movie, “The Baby Stealer.” Sarah is perplexed by Peter’s dependence on a clock radio, which—along with his mother’s use of a boombox—indicates these characters are from the 90’s. Mary is shook by the idea of someone taking her phone away, and questions when, if ever, she’d call 911. They both lose their patience calling out several plot points that go absolutely nowhere. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.commaryradzinski.com © 2020 Are You My Podcast?

'Tis the season for Lifetime's “A Christmas Break". Sarah thinks the enthusiasm and dedication of “Hollywood Dylan’s” manager, Garth, is completely unrealistic – or is it just that all of Sarah’s managers have been lazy? Mary is (rightfully) furious with the poor execution of the middle school play. Both Sarah and Mary confuse middle school and high school throughout the entire movie and – as it turns out – it doesn’t make a bit of difference. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.commaryradzinski.com © 2020 Are You My Podcast?

Sarah struggles to make a few plot connections in Lifetime's “Pretty Little Dead Girl” and is not happy with how the “detectives” handled their crap investigation, she then loses focus and shares some hot bartending tips. Mary scoffs at debate clubs and wonders if Emma might have benefited more from a personality transplant than a new heart. They both agree that the mom is shady and the dad’s a doofus, but whatever -- everyone deserves love. We suppose. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.commaryradzinski.com © 2020 Are You My Podcast?

Who knew that Lifetime's fifteen minute drama, “Recipe for Seduction,” starring Mario Lopez as a young Harland Sanders, could stir up so much conversation? Villainous moms, croutons, a bizarre sweater, and an obsession with Pizza Hut are just a few topics of discussion. A full circle “aha” moment is one for the history books. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.commaryradzinski.com © 2020 Are You My Podcast?

Some family dynamics and shoddy plot lines in “Too Close for Christmas” cause Sarah to lose patience with Paul. Squinting, hooking up at weddings, and whittling (yes, WHITTLING) are just a few topics discussed. Mary misses a big theme presented in the movie, but this is a surprise to no one. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.commaryradzinski.com © 2020 Are You My Podcast?

Lots to unpack in People's "Once Upon a Main Street", including: good looks, bad personalities, estranged daughters, and rivaling towns. Mary has a bone to pick with Amelia’s sense of entitlement and Sarah is concerned about Vic’s day job(s). Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.commaryradzinski.com © 2020 Are You My Podcast?

Mary’s loathing of the main character, Phoebe, in Lifetime's Christmas movie “Candy Cane Lane” is borderline obsessive while Sarah’s reminded of some less than ideal situations she’s experienced at a vet’s office, causing her to question Eric’s sanity. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.commaryradzinski.com © 2020 Are You My Podcast?