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With less than two weeks until decision day, not a whole lot has changed with the individual couples. Although it was a Chris-free episode, we weren’t without a varsity ball-bag to be annoyed by — thanks for taking the reins, Haley! Sarah can’t understand why Haley is so bent out of shape with Jacob’s choice in footwear and wonders if it’s exhausting to have pursed lips 24-hours a day. Mary would rather eat a yearbook than look at someone else's, and suspects that Erik may, in fact, be a robot. Sarah and Mary are both entertained by Briana’s vocal range but fear that once those two have kids, Champagne Vinny will never enjoy a solid night's sleep ever again. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and join us on Patreon. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

Sarah and Mary recap the Lifetime movie, “Beware of the Midwife,” — and it’s a fun one. Did the movie make a lot of sense and was it a good use of their time to watch it? Not really. Do they have a spirited chat and some hearty laughs discussing the ridiculousness of it all? Absolutely. Sarah is unclear why anyone would switch their birthing plan so late in the game and also why someone would bail on stealing a baby halfway through stealing a baby — have some follow through, dammit. Mary is impressed with the size of the newborn baby, noting that they could skip the infant clothes and move straight to the toddler sizes. Both girls have a tough time understanding the relationship of the characters to one another, but it turns out they really don’t care enough to dig too deep. Laughs are had and that’s really all that matters in the end. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and join us on Patreon. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

Sarah and Mary are very much looking forward to decision day in less than three weeks. Mostly because then they won’t have to deal with Haley’s pursed butthole lips or Chris, the narcissistic, bad egg. Sarah is highly uncomfortable with the budget discussion between Vincent and Briana but is quickly relieved when she realizes that the “cookie” column is for expenses to groom Briana’s dog and not her vagina. Mary is frustrated that Clara won’t fess up to Pastor Cal how much she needs the “D” and questions if Jacob might be doing sex wrong. Both girls enjoy Virginia’s glasses and are excited for what comes next for her once she kicks Erik to the curb. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and join us on Patreon. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

The Eric Roberts obsession continues for Sarah and Mary in their recap of Lifetime’s “Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge.” As the third in the “Stalked By My Doctor” series, this one does NOT disappoint. Sarah is over the moon with the double dose of Eric Roberts (since Eric Roberts’ inner-voice of reason is played by, well, Dr. Mr. Eric Roberts). Mary is genuinely pleased that he finally “gets the girl” in this one - or so it would seem - and still isn’t really concerned that he wants to cut off the arms and legs of his love interests when his plans go sideways. Love hurts, right? Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and Patreon. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

Sarah and Mary are thrilled to see Dr. Pepper resurface alive and well, even remotely, in this week’s episode of MAFS. Sarah is relieved at the limited airtime Chris receives, however, she remains highly annoyed with Paige’s inability to point the finger at him. Mary is concerned that the “D” is as crucial to Clara’s survival as oxygen at this point — without it, she’s not going to make it. Erik’s controlling behavior is a concern to Sarah and Mary; he’s stolen Virginia’s sparkle and they’re not happy about it. The girls are done with Haley’s hat show and both feel pretty good about Baby-Voice Briana and Champagne Vinny — but that’s pretty much it. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and join us on Patreon. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

This week’s recap of the trending Netflix movie, “Deadly Illusions” is a lot. A lot of what? We’re not really sure. A lot of work, definitely. Sarah and Mary can confirm that they both, in fact, watched the movie, but that’s pretty much it. Mary is floored that anyone over the age of 18 would enter a dressing room with another adult to try on bras, while Sarah is intrigued with the main character’s cigar habit and questions her judgment for smoking them inside her house. Nobody knows who’s looking after the kids this entire film, since the nanny is too busy seducing the parents. The plot is all over the place, leaving Sarah and Mary feeling as though they blacked out as often as the main character. The girls decide that nobody actually knows wtf happened at the end, including the writers. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

The one month anniversary of the couples has Sarah and Mary feeling all of the feels. Sarah is concerned that if Clara doesn’t hear an “I love you” or experience full penetration, she might not make it to decision day (or next weekend for that matter). Mary is officially over Haley pretending to put in effort but is thankful that Jacob was at least able to enjoy a nice steak. Sarah and Mary were impressed with how smoothly Champagne Vinny was able to surprise Briana with a boat ride and that Briana limited her “baby talk” to only once during the outing. The girls are pretty much done with Chris AND Paige at this point; they can both take a hike. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

This week’s Lifetime movie — the accurately titled, “Deep Blue Nightmare” — has Sarah and Mary questioning if Lifetime really knows much about the ocean, maritime safety, or life in general. Guys, it really was a nightmare. Mary’s convinced they sourced the shark from a Chuck E. Cheese robot graveyard, and she will never accept that anyone would choose to kayak in open seas - especially for hours at a time. Sarah is jazzed with Michael Madsen’s appearance, but is puzzled as to why he’s constantly calmly seated at a kitchen table while his daughter is being circled by a Great White — not to mention his extremely limited understanding of leaving rambling messages on dying cell phones. Sarah and Mary also agree that bringing a makeup artist to an underwater photo shoot is pointless. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

Everyone is jazzed to see Dr. Viviana has surfaced in this week’s episode, however, Sarah’s less than thrilled with the lackadaisical guidance she offers Paige in dealing with the King of the Bad Eggs, Chris. Mary’s annoyed with Virginia’s need for password transparency and also with Haley and Jacob for giving themselves gold stars for platonically sharing a bed. Sarah and Mary wonder if Clara will ever triumph over penetration frustration and if they should maybe form a search party for Dr. Pepper. Champagne Vinny and Briana play another stupid game that has the girls questioning the origin of the sickly-sweet “baby voice.” Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

This week’s recap of Lifetime’s “Deadly Dating Game” had Sarah and Mary gasping for breath from laughing, while sifting through the wayward plot-lines. Sarah is certain that falling down one step would not lead to death - and wants to know how someone gets shoved to the ground by absolutely nobody. Mary accidentally tries her hand at “baby talk” — and even gives her all for a wildly mediocre Madonna impersonation. The ladies agree that stalkers might not be all that bad when it comes down to it... Lifetime stalkers anyway. Who wouldn’t like an unsolicited cupcake? Public restroom etiquette & knowledge is freely given, and a conversation about which way to wipe comes out of nowhere. You’re welcome! Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

Week nine has some familiar feels as Chris still sucks big time and Vinny’s zero-to-one-hundred temper rears its head, again. Sarah notes that Virginia’s lost a bit of her easy-breezy sparkle, but affirms they’re kindred spirits when it comes to mimosas. Mary discovers her love for Clara, but acknowledges it probably has more to do with donuts and gas station palates than anything else. Sarah and Mary are done making excuses for Paige’s inability to walk away from one of the BIGGEST d-bags on planet earth, and also offer an important PSA about nail shape. Buckle up — and you’re welcome. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

This week’s recap of Lifetime’s “Dangerous Medicine” is a doozy. Mary has a hard time believing an 18-year-old guy would have any gripe at all about getting a massage and sponge bath from a hot nurse. Sarah introduces Mary to another phrase for “pitching a tent” that makes her blush. Mary also has a beef with Daphne’s insistence on conveniently baring her midriff. Sarah and Mary agree they’d be in big trouble if their lives depended on knowing the whereabouts of gas line hookups or utility panels, and wonder if Tony’s mom couldn’t have taken a day or two off from her jet-setting career after he son lost the use of his legs. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

Week eight has the couples attempting to live as man and wife…whether they like it or not. Sarah is impressed with the candor of friends and family sharing direct and honest feedback since the experts seem to be anywhere other than available to the couples for advice or guidance. Mary worries that Erik is taking on a “daddy” role which truly makes her sick to her stomach, Daddy. Sarah and Mary concur that Ryan needs to stick it in Clara before she turns her attention to literally ANYONE on her next flight. And of course, Chris, the bad egg he is — is more rotten than ever. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

This week’s podcast feature, LMN’s “Brutal Bridesmaids,” was just that -- brutal. Mary wasn’t happy with the bride’s personality right off the bat, when she ham-handedly knocked the engagement ring into a river without displaying even the smallest level of shock or remorse. Sarah was less than pleased that a full grown adult character was named “Binky,” however, she thoroughly enjoyed her fashion sense. Sarah and Mary were convinced that there couldn’t have been an actual written script with how uneventful this movie was up until the last ten minutes. They were, however, quite thankful for the appearance of a small-scaled stripper cop to jazz things up. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

Week seven has the couples moving into their shared, neutral-territory apartments — some with a more positive outlook than others. Sarah questions whether Haley’s aversion to Jacob’s love for the 80’s is merely a front disguising her true revulsion of his entire being. Mary is concerned that sweet, easy-going Vincent is actually an angry volcano that is about to erupt all over Briana. Sarah and Mary are relieved with the appearance of Pastor Cal, but are quickly incensed that he has an actual therapy session with Paige rather than performing a rescue mission. The girls also clear up a misunderstanding about Marie Callender’s that Mary would only describe as “embarrassingly delightful.” Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

The Eric Roberts love-fest continues for Sarah and Mary in this week’s recap of Lifetime’s glorious “Stalked By My Doctor: The Return.” Mary is impressed with Dr. Eric Roberts’ personal growth as a stalker; going for the mother of his teenage love this time seems like a more effective approach. Sarah admires his culinary skills- spelling his love’s name out in pancakes is quite the touch. The girls agree that it’s not a great idea to step onto a ledge blindfolded — no matter how smitten you might be — and that faked STDs and explaining the electrochemical properties of orgasms might not be the best path to an 18-year-old’s heart. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

The couples are putting a bow on their sad, glaringly pandemic honeymoons in Sin City. Sarah and Mary empathize with Haley when she shares her regret after getting hammered then charitably letting Jacob stick it in. Chris continues to show he’s a bad egg and Sarah teaches Mary a new term that makes her blush and question everything. Mary can’t decide if she’s impressed or depressed by Erik’s failed attempt to keep up with Virginia’s vacation drinking schedule — and the girls really want to take her back when life opens up again to show her the Vegas experience she deserves. Subscribe, like, and review, wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

Getting a taste of Eric Roberts in last week’s feature just wasn’t enough so it seemed only fitting to gobble up the original “Stalked By My Doctor.” Sarah loved it more than she ever has and it certainly was not a disappointment for Mary. In fact, Mary had a hard time figuring out why he’s single in the movie and has to do any stalking in the first place; she’d be more than happy to stop working and move to Cabo with Dr. Beck. Sarah admires Mr. Dr. Eric Roberts’ tenacity and uniformly unhinged behavior, especially when it comes to online dating. Sarah also offers a warning to anyone being seen by a doctor who just used breath spray. Subscribe, like, and review, wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

The couples are easing into their quality time with one another on their honeymoons in Vegas, baby — literally. To the dismay of Sarah, Mary, and the world, Chris reveals that his ex-fiance is six weeks pregnant with his child but somehow still tries to play the good-guy / victim card whenever he possibly can. Sarah is absolutely repulsed by Jacob eating a raw onion at lunch, while Mary is underwhelmed with the amount of dolphin play on Clara and Ryan’s porpoise-themed date. Both Sarah and Mary are sad and moved at the sight of a closed up taco stand, which pretty much sums up this season for them thus far. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

The biggest takeaway from LMN’s “Killer Advice” is that there was simply not enough Eric Roberts. Sarah recalls a time when she saw him in real life but didn’t want to interrupt his froyo experience. Mary can’t let go of the fact that five dollars doesn’t go nearly as far as the good people at Lifetime would have us believe, and Sarah discovers she has a severe aversion to cheesecakes — mini cheesecakes, specifically, which were referenced more times than any movie should ever allow. Intimate gynecological and therapy mishaps are revealed, and both Sarah and Mary try to come to terms that those mishaps were not their fault. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

The wedding night, breakfast with their new families, and travel to Vegas for the honeymoon is covered for all five of the couples. Sarah’s really not happy with Jacob’s hyper-focused steak and eggs diet, mostly because it’s the only thing he talks about (that and his stupid man cave spa-house and questionable gut health). Mary continues to be proud of Virginia’s handling of her drinks on camera and realizes that Erik might be a bigger “dud” than she expected — second only to his mother. The girls are incensed by Chris’s behavior and decide he’s fundamentally a bad egg, provoking a discussion to possibly have some “Team Paige” shirts at the ready. Sarah tells a story involving a “Who Farted?” tee shirt that is a gift to everyone. Lots of laughs, with a small side of rage, in this one. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

Of course the girls have some take-aways from “Wendy Williams: The Movie.” Were they earth-shattering? No. Valuable? Depends. Sarah and Mary both agree that Wendy had some awful experiences along the way; however, after this movie, they’re not much more knowledgeable about Wendy than before. Is it fun to know that she likes to eat her caviar with Doritos? Of course it is. Do they feel bad that she didn’t think enough of herself to walk away from Kev one of the first ten times he cheated on her? Absolutely. Would they suggest you take time out of your day to watch this movie? Probably not. That’s why they recap it for you. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

The final two couples walk down the aisle to meet and greet their stranger-danger spouses. Sarah is appalled at Chris’s superficiality as he tells Paige’s bridesmaids that, although she may have a “nice shape,” Paige isn’t the kind of woman he’s wanted in the past. Mary is incensed at Chris’s father for letting Paige know his son’s a horn-ball who’s going to want to “receive” sex every night after work. Along with being proud of Virginia for staying vertical the whole night, both Sarah and Mary agree that Jacob is the personification of a yawn, and Haley would rather pick up trash on the side of the road than be on camera. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

The “Salt-N-Pepa” movie proved extremely difficult to follow, from characters to timelines, to who the hell cares if “Push It” is playing in the background. Sarah loses count of Spinderellas and babies while Mary has a hard time telling if they were going for morning sickness or an eating disorder. Sarah and Mary are blown away to discover that a Sears call center was such a hotbed of talent. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

After watching several of the couples get married and interact at their wedding receptions, Sarah and Mary have additional thoughts, concerns—and of course—looming questions. Why does Virginia need a shot every five minutes? Is Clara an armpit model? Does Erik not understand the value of an open bar? Also, Sarah impresses the crap out of Mary by performing not one, but two Salt-N-Pepa verses from memory as they gear up for the Salt-N-Pepa documentary movie they’ll be reviewing for next week’s episode. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?

“The Evil Twin” has Sarah incensed with Emily’s inability to dig deeper and ask even just basic questions about what is happening in her own life. Mary is violently annoyed with the starring role that hot chocolate plays in this week’s movie—again. AND THIS TIME IT HAS A CONDIMENT. Sarah and Mary agree they’d much rather gamble and be friends with the evil twin as the other one is a varsity snooze-fest. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020 Are You My Podcast?

Sarah and Mary offer their first impressions of the MAFS season 12 participants along with their thoughts on the couples—who they think will make it long term, and who they think will crash and burn. From “elderly” 38-year-old, Jacob, to Paige, a full-time accountant with Jesus in her heart and eating ass on her mind, the ladies agree, wholeheartedly, that this season is probably going to be pretty great. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.commaryradzinski.com © 2020 Are You My Podcast?

In Lifetime's “The Wrong Fiancé,” Mary concludes that Abby is a garbage human being and not even worthy of stalking. Sarah questions small town law enforcement practices, smartphone fonts and where on earth she can get Vivica A. Fox’s tracksuit—because it’s amazing. Without ever having been shot in the leg, both Sarah and Mary agree that they’d handle it better than Richard did. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.commaryradzinski.com © 2020 Are You My Podcast?

Due to Charles's ill-fitting suits in “The Wrong Real Estate Agent", Sarah becomes suspicious of Lifetime’s wardrobe budget. Mary is in awe of Julie’s impeccable moisturizing regimen and stylish jammie game, plus Sarah wows Mary with her detailed knowledge of raccoon grooming habits. The main character's grasp of common sense is repeatedly called into question—and neither Sarah nor Mary can be bothered to find out if a vole is a real animal or not. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.commaryradzinski.com © 2020 Are You My Podcast?

In this week's episode, the Lifetime Movie, “The Baby Stealer.” Sarah is perplexed by Peter’s dependence on a clock radio, which—along with his mother’s use of a boombox—indicates these characters are from the 90’s. Mary is shook by the idea of someone taking her phone away, and questions when, if ever, she’d call 911. They both lose their patience calling out several plot points that go absolutely nowhere. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.commaryradzinski.com © 2020 Are You My Podcast?

'Tis the season for Lifetime's “A Christmas Break". Sarah thinks the enthusiasm and dedication of “Hollywood Dylan’s” manager, Garth, is completely unrealistic – or is it just that all of Sarah’s managers have been lazy? Mary is (rightfully) furious with the poor execution of the middle school play. Both Sarah and Mary confuse middle school and high school throughout the entire movie and – as it turns out – it doesn’t make a bit of difference. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.commaryradzinski.com © 2020 Are You My Podcast?

Sarah struggles to make a few plot connections in Lifetime's “Pretty Little Dead Girl” and is not happy with how the “detectives” handled their crap investigation, she then loses focus and shares some hot bartending tips. Mary scoffs at debate clubs and wonders if Emma might have benefited more from a personality transplant than a new heart. They both agree that the mom is shady and the dad’s a doofus, but whatever -- everyone deserves love. We suppose. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.commaryradzinski.com © 2020 Are You My Podcast?

Who knew that Lifetime's fifteen minute drama, “Recipe for Seduction,” starring Mario Lopez as a young Harland Sanders, could stir up so much conversation? Villainous moms, croutons, a bizarre sweater, and an obsession with Pizza Hut are just a few topics of discussion. A full circle “aha” moment is one for the history books. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.commaryradzinski.com © 2020 Are You My Podcast?

Some family dynamics and shoddy plot lines in “Too Close for Christmas” cause Sarah to lose patience with Paul. Squinting, hooking up at weddings, and whittling (yes, WHITTLING) are just a few topics discussed. Mary misses a big theme presented in the movie, but this is a surprise to no one. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.commaryradzinski.com © 2020 Are You My Podcast?

Lots to unpack in People's "Once Upon a Main Street", including: good looks, bad personalities, estranged daughters, and rivaling towns. Mary has a bone to pick with Amelia’s sense of entitlement and Sarah is concerned about Vic’s day job(s). Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.commaryradzinski.com © 2020 Are You My Podcast?

Mary’s loathing of the main character, Phoebe, in Lifetime's Christmas movie “Candy Cane Lane” is borderline obsessive while Sarah’s reminded of some less than ideal situations she’s experienced at a vet’s office, causing her to question Eric’s sanity. Subscribe, like, and review—wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. sarahcolonna.commaryradzinski.com © 2020 Are You My Podcast?