Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Waking up in the morning, thinking about so many things. In celebration of AG's 400th episode, Sarah crosses a few items off her list: winning the Powerball, getting a rent reduction on next year's cloffice lease (LOL), and yes, receiving an AG kiki RSVP from (NBD NBD) Christopher Middle Name Manzo (a familiar face from RHONJ and Manzo'd with Children, host of the new podcast Christory, and friend-of, family style, on Caroline Manzo's cooking show "Food, Love, & Chaos" and the podcast Dear Albie). After calming herself with whatever Vicki took before that post-Brooks reunion ep (you know the one), Sarah and Chris discuss the weaponization of memory, how to process conflict and conflict resolution as the child of a Housewife often embroiled in both, subverting the use of "relevancy" as an online attack, why Team Manzo doesn't come with a lifetime loyalty card, and the impact of leveraged trust between long-term producers and their cast. Evidently, he's Madonna, because Sarah can't stop screaming and LiveNation says this convo merits a surcharge - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 400!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah sits shiva after the unfortunate loss of her beloved fish son, PK Kemsley Galli. She lights a Yahrzeit candle - really one of Dr. Tiffany's Moon's, but ya know, intention counts - and realizes the best way to grieve PK's loss is to remember the good times - like recording an episode steps away from his memorial tank. So she invites over one of her Bravoholic pals, and Raquel interpreter, Louis Peitzman (Housewives writer and culture commentator). They settle into the cloff and discuss the ways Raquel attempted VPR's bad behavior mission statement (a decade past OG storylines), James' valley after a #hillingjourney storyline, what the confusing narrative around Joe and Louie's pizza oven partnership says about both men's motivations, whether Heather and Whitney can get past their current Bad Weather, and why Leah is in over her head. This episode is dedicated to Paul Kemsley Kemsley Galli, the People's People's betta fish - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 399!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah watches the newest ep of RHUGT and realizes Survivor has nothing on Heather v. Whitney, Marysol vs. water, and Leah vs. everyone but Candiace. So she Zooms up Housewives Survivalist, anthropologist, and writer, Louis Staples. They form their own black widow alliance (shoutout Parvati), and discuss Ultimate Girls Trip through the lens of Survivor and competition reality TV, RHONJ as a show ultimately about authenticity and symbolism, the difference in toxicity between Housewives and Vanderpump Rules, and the ultimate conundrum Housewives face in believing their persona over personhood. It's not TV, it's a sociopolitical study of American society - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 398!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Sarah's birthday, and magically, she's once again turning spiritually mid-twenties plus! After unwrapping a series of Pedro Pascal nesting dolls, she realizes there's no time like the present to kiki with one of her favorite gifts: Dylan Hafer (senior content manager, entertainment at Betches Media, host of the pod Mention It All, and creator of @BravoByBetches). They discuss the ways RHUGT is continuing Candiace's Renaissance period (and the different ways vulnerability is processed by the cast), the difficulty of traversing cast trust and production loyalty on RHONJ, the meaning behind reconciliation for Adriana, Alexia, and Marysol, and how to reckon with Scandoval Easter eggs without knowing when the affair really began. Sandoval thinks he's the Most Extra, which is true, since his spirit does closely resemble chewed up gum - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 397!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah watches the ground-shifting VPR mid-season trailer and immediately realizes who she wants to invite to the cloff to mention it all: Pedro Pascal. Mysteriously, he doesn't appear to have noticed Sarah's Instagram DM/Paperless Post/carrier pigeon/voicemail at CAA/drive by that abandoned mall set somewhere in Canada/Craigslist Missed Connection/MySpace top 8/swipe on Hinge. So Sarah resolves herself to not only "endure and survive," but thrive, with a cloffice kiki alongside one of her fave Bravoholic translators, and a VPR super-stan, Alison Leiby (writer, comedian, co-host of the podcast "Ruined," and possible Tre Hugger nemesis). They throw on their shared gold wired eyeglasses (better to see the truth that Sandoval never will), and discuss a myriad of reasons why the Scandoval continues to be a "choose your own adventure" for the ages, how to consciously uncouple in an environment that rebukes boundaries/healing, why showing up to the reunion may be Raquel's first real step of accountability (one Sandoval may be less interested in seeing happen), which RHONJ has become symbolic for both distancing viewers from the series or connecting them deeper, and the interpretive dance of connection, critique, and projection between Bravolebs and Bravo fans. Ariana may have told Sandoval to die, but fingers crossed this season of VPR lives forever - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 396!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah realizes it's always the perfect time to Turtle Time - with a heavy pour of VPR. So she puts Countess Lu's classic dance hit "Girl Code," and invites over a pal with thoughts on all things Scandoval: Gibson Johns (host of the podcast "We Should Talk"). They settle into a stage whisper (the first min or so of audio for this ep is more of a general attention test), and unpack the nuanced reasons why some women are particularly upset at the idea of Raquel/Rachel's girl-on-girl crime (and friendship betrayal), Sandoval's wildly inappropriate refusal to alleviate Ariana's stress in real time, why Schwartz' TMZ meanderings are raising real questions (including for Katie) about when he found out, and yes, thoughts on Housewives too! From whether the women are truly afraid of Marg to whether Alexia can ever humble herself into accountability, this is a supersized ep that covers all the bases, including ones Sandoval likely skipped at T-ball (a cheater to his core) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 395!LISTEN TO AN EMERGENCY PATREON EP ABOUT ARIANA, RAQUEL, AND TOM: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah listens to Bethenny's most sage counsel about how to prep for Daylight Savings Time ("go to sleep!!") and wakes up refreshed and ready for a Birthday Month Big Aries Energy new beginning. And who better to set the intentions right than one of Sarah's Bravo pals, and recent NAACP Awards nominee, Erica Cobb (cohost, "Daily Blast Live," and host of the pod The Comeback with Erica Cobb). They settle into full Giudice/Namaste vibes, and discuss the differences between maturity and growth on Potomac, the expression of anger as a rebuke to hurt in New Jersey, Teresa and Joe's family legacy, and how father-daughter boundaries are viewed on Miami. No matter what your clock may say, it's always Turtle Time - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 394!LISTEN TO AN EMERGENCY PATREON EP ABOUT ARIANA, RAQUEL, AND TOM: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rule of Culture #75: the best convos are ones that begin in the Clubhouse and end in the cloffice. Sarah realizes that in order to deep dive the cultural environment that surrounds RHONJ, she needs an expert in the field (Long Island childhood: check). So she invites over a return guest one ep-ish away from the SNL 5, Matt Rogers (multi-hyphenate comedian, actor, writer, and podcaster whose credits include "I Love That for You," "Fire Island," "Love Trip: Paris," "Have You Heard of Christmas?" and Las Culturistas with Bowen Yang.) They deep dive the ways some contestants on The Traitors assume morality should matter on a show about deception (spoiler alert for US and UK Traitors!), the current communication imbalance between Tre and Joe (and the difference between moving forward and moving on), Larsa and Alexia's inability to understand the boundaries Dr. Nicole has set with her dad, and how Potomac moves forward after an uneven season and rumors about casting cuts. I Don't Think So Honey, this season of RHOM ever ending - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 393!LISTEN TO AN EMERGENCY PATREON EP ABOUT ARIANA, RAQUEL, AND TOM: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Another day in paradise. Sarah orders a round of Pumptinis and all the latest news and allegations surrounding the universe-shifting Scandoval, and realizes she needs someone to guide her along the path. Let's have a kiki! So she Zooms up her Bravo pal, VPR superfan, and social media journalist, Kiki Monqiue (aka The Talk of Shame), to unpack all things Scandoval and Potomac. They discuss the ways Drive Back was a prophecy (perhaps not as Candiace intended), Tom's continued inability to accept being seen as a villain, Robyn's allergic reaction to receipts, and Gizelle's refusal to acknowledge sexualizing Chris. No matter which Bravoholic businesses you support, this convo is covering all their business behind closed doors - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 392!LISTEN TO AN EMERGENCY PATREON EP ABOUT ARIANA, RAQUEL, AND TOM: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Turns out, Tom Sandoval might be the #1 guy in this group - in all the worst ways. After the Bravo world blows up following the shocking news that VPR star Tom Sandoval has been cheating on his longtime partner Ariana Madix with costar Raquel Viess, Sarah records a special ep to discuss a timeline of what has occurred through now, Easter eggs Tom and Raquel left in the current season (and on WWHL), WTF did Schwartz know and when, and why everyone is losing their minds about lightning bolt necklaces. I'm not sure what Sandoval's cratered Q rating is going to do, but I'll take a Pinot Grigio - it's an Andy's Girls emergency episode!LISTEN TO DYLAN AND SARAH'S EMERGENCY PATREON EP ABOUT ARIANA, RAQUEL, AND TOM: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/Support Ariana's selected charity, Alexandria House: https://www.alexandriahouse.org/Buy a Scumbag & Cheaters t-shirt designed by Ether and Opal; 100% of proceeds support Alexandria House: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1431048627/cheaters-unisex-t-shirt-pump-rules?click_key=648c464128afac68e6ecbc50352afbe94ac18814%3A1431048627&click_sum=575beb3f&ref=shop_home_active_1&crt=1&sts=1Support DFH Cocktails, Ariana's company: https://dfhcocktails.com/Tom Sandoval interview credit: Evan Real/Page Six Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's mere moments before the world is rocked with the devastating news that Tom Sandoval lived up to his first name (never eff a Tom!!). And before finding out VPR's Bambi is the villain in her own Disney story, Sarah lives like it's truly one of the best days of her life: by having an IRL cloffice kiki with her Bravoholic bestie, Dylan Hafer (senior content manager, entertainment at Betches Media, host of the pod Mention It All, and creator of @BravoByBetches). They discuss the nuances in Teresa's "chosen family" - and why choosing a side continues to be a slippery slope, the difference between enabling and escalating behavior for Jen Aydin and Bill, and why Adriana's search for validation from Marysol and Alexia may remain undiscovered. TomTom is over, and a new sandwich shop rises - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 391!LISTEN TO DYLAN AND SARAH'S EMERGENCY PATREON EP ABOUT ARIANA, RAQUEL, AND TOM: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah watches the second part of the Potomac reunion, and immediately lights a 7-wick candle (paying homage to Karen and Dr. Wendy, huzzah). Since the heat of the episode needs a perfect match, she Zooms up one of her Bravoholic BFFs, a Potomac dramaturg of the highest order, Richie Skye (news and entertainment journalist, pop culture expert, and author of the forthcoming book, "The Wickedest Wives: Desiree's Desire"). They discuss the difficulty of placing expectations on unwilling participants, Gizelle's empathy imbalance, and whether or not a different grieving process may have impacted Joe and Tre's later divide. RHOP may be three and a half parts, and if Sarah had her way so would this convo - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 390!Preorder Richie's book: https://www.amazon.com/Wickedest-Wives-Desirees-Desire/dp/B0BVD2M6H4/ref=sr_1_2?qid=1677648349&refinements=p_27%3ARichie+Skye&s=books&sr=1-2&text=Richie+SkyeJOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah almost sprains her ankle in Miami Beach after running along the ocean toward Chris Manzo, and wonders how she'll ever be able to go on with such a life-altering non-injury (Adriana didn't answer her call). Then she wakes up. Annoyed by a moment that wasn't real, she has a different kind of dream come true instead: a new guest on the People's People's Couch, Kara Berry (podcast host, "Everyone's Business But Mine"). They discuss the differences in how a family member's financial support is perceived as an "accomplishment" by Ashley vs Candiace, how to have empathy for Adriana's current life anxieties while holding her accountable for her shocking Frankie overreach, and kids' on-camera roles in NJ. Kim Zolciak may have been able to hold on to that goddamn house (a post-recording PS), because much like a refinanced mortgage, miracles exist - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 389!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah watches the newest ep of The Last of Us, and realizes she didn't finish processing her change of name forms with the DMV (Sarah Galli-Pascal has such a nice ring to it). With RHONJ social media looming, and the Potomac reunion booming, she realizes the best thing to do is some Zoom-Zooming with another HBO aficionado - and Bravoholic, obvs - content creator Bravo Bravo Ducking Bravo. They discuss the nuanced journey behind Gia's public rebuke of her father and uncle's weekend reunion, the difference between an admission of responsibility and acknowledgement of feelings with Gizelle and Chris, and why Candiace can't seem to take women's bodies out of her weapons arsenal. Sarah and BBDB may have developed a spiritual allergy to mushrooms, but Pedro Pascal is the antidote to all that and more - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 388!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

NYC may have skipped winter this year, but Sarah loves a good comfort blanket and chill (also known as The Real Housewives of Miami). So she Zooms up one of her Bravoholic besties, and fellow "Adriana! No" aficionado, Ryan Houlihan (drag artist, YouTuber, and member of Team Tre). They discuss Adriana's alternate universe style of self-victimization (and ability to turn questions of empathy into direct warfare), the ways select NJ Housewives use group conflict as a substitute for personal storyline, how symbolism around perceived intentions/behavior is leading to much of Teresa and Melissa's strife, and why Joe Giudice may be the missing piece of the "when did this all go so horribly awry" puzzle for Teresa and her brother. Sarah may not consume dairy, but she'll make an exception for Jen Fessler's mozzarella deep dive - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 387!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Happy Gallitines Day, AGs! Sarah celebrates this holy occasion the best way she knows how: by sending Chris Manzo a valentine (herself wrapped up with a bow). But after she realizes she can't FedEx a human-sized package to someone's DMs, Sarah realizes another option is really the best gift of all: a super-sized AG with pal Evan Real (senior tv reporter at PageSix.com, and cohost of Page 6's podcast Virtual Reali-tea). They settle into the cloffice and discuss trigger Housewives, a Gorga tradition of explosive reactions/family feuds passed down to Teresa and Joe, and an important - albeit difficult - lesson in how Dolores stays true to her friends, and herself. Melissa stans are hereby crowned Gorgita Crunches, and boy are they a snack - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 386!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah realizes this season of RHONJ is going to be a marathon, not a sprint, so she trains like a marathon runner would - by carbo loading and pretending Danielle Staub is chasing her (helps achieve that 2-min mile). Limber and ready to race, she Zooms up two athletes in the field of Tre Huggers/Loggers/the middle of the pack, Abby and Vanessa from Real Moms of Bravo. They discuss Potomac's Fox Force Five energy, what's really behind upset around Tre's bridal party, and why Dolores' prediction about a permanent split between Teresa, Joe, and Meliss may be the healthiest option for everyone but the casting dept. The NJ newbies are bringing prestige energy, and so is this deep dive - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 385!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Break out the pignoli cookies and don't forget sprinkle - the ladies of Franklin Lakes (and the surrounding areas) are back! Sarah unpacks the delightful RHONJ premiere, from the ways Teresa's inability to withstand discomfort has impacted her relationship with Melissa and Joe, to Louie's less-than-Namaste name calling, and why this may well be the last season to feature Tre vs. Meliss, full time. No matter how you pronounce Tre's former last name (and there are are at least three possibilities), all Sarah's feeling is love, love, love - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 384!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah realizes the best way to get through winter chill is with "Entertainment Tonight" (Also known as The Real Housewives of Miami). So she Zooms up a friend with insights on both, ET's chief Real Housewives correspondent, Brice Sander. They discuss Robyn's confusing asterisk about Juan (and what this means for the upcoming reunion), Meredith's confounding narrative about Jen as an "underdog" vs criminal victimizer, and Alexia and Dr. Nicole's argument about intent vs. impact. Sometimes life events warrant a fourth wall break - so someone find Eric, because it's Andy's Girls, Episode 383!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah has officially exhausted herself after several weeks of watching SLC while barking at the moon like her parents' shishipoo. So, a new chapter on her Salt Lake recovery hath maybe begun: hilling. Joining Sarah on this journey: fellow recovering Bethenny stan, Louis Peitzman (Housewives writer and culture commentator). They discuss differing views on Heather v. Whitney, the difficulty of ignoring accountability when choosing to stan, the importance of centering consent in conversation about Brandi's behavior on RHUGT S4, and Robyn's confusing reveal about Juan. This is a hilling journey, and Miami is the franchise grande dame - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 382!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After Sarah finds her true calling in life -- watching Dr. Nicole throw a black Amex on a flustered attorney's lap -- she realizes her ideal billable hour is a priceless kiki with a certain beloved return guest. So Sarah Zooms up her pal, New York Times bestselling author Michael Arceneaux ("I Can't Date Jesus," "I Don't Want to Die Poor"), for a deep dive on the bitterness Lenny has toward a marital dynamic he created, Dr. Nicole's struggle to meet her father in the present while defending childhood and adult trauma from the past, a lesson in the harm of indifference that Meredith and Heather could learn from Elie Wiesel, and the irony behind Heather’s book tour. If you're losing faith in Bravo because of Salt Lake, Miami will have you praying for more - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 381!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah realizes the best convos are ones from the heart - and the cloff. So she settles in for a People's People's Couch one-on-one, and discusses Heather’s journey from fan favorite to ill favor (and the difficulty of monetizing community affection at the cost of what made her so popular), the network's promise ring to Jen Shah, and Juan's Simon van Kempen Energy. This cackle is ready to monologue and mention it all - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 380!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah awakens from a horrifying, melatonin induced nightmare, where she dreamt that Jen Shah wasn't fired by Bravo after literally bankrupting grandmas and grandpas all over the land. She realizes the best salve is AG therapy with a dream guest: Ryan Houlihan (journalist, drag performer, and Bravoholic). They discuss the-now cancelled Frost/Nixon/Shah/Cohen, a Jentervention for Heather and Meredith (and the ways nuance seems less important at times than prioritizing accountability with a smidge of rage), and the ways Miami is currently carrying the light (bouncing off of Larsa's feet). Barbra Streisand directed "The Mirror Has Two Faces," based on Dr. Nicole's couriered non-invitation - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 379!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah receives the results of her Myers-Briggs personality test, and discovers she's an EIMY (Extremely Into Miami Yes). Thrilled to know that her extroversion toward her fave franchise is tried and true, she Zooms up another fave: news and entertainment journalist and pop culture expert, Richie Skye. They discuss the perception of beta Housewives personalities as a potentially negative character trait (and the role of gender in using 'beta' as a pejorative), Karen and Charrisse's divide about supporting a friend in mourning as a potentially transactional exchange, whether or not Jen should have attended the Salt Lake reunion, and how Andy's remarks about Jen's future with Bravo intersect with an audience expectation around accountability. Sarah may not be able to answer whether or not Salt Lake is "worthy" of a visit, but this convo definitely is - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 378!Read Sarah's Daily Beast piece about the Bravo community's response to the Jentencing: https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/bravo-fans-react-to-jen-shahs-prison-sentencing-with-shockJOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah watches the Salt Lake City finale and realizes that the only thing editors left on the cutting room floor -- aside from Danna's moment in the sun -- is everything. The only way to get to the other side of this slog is to get through it, and who better to join her for this journey than Sarah's Bravoholic pal, Daniel Stokes (culture programs lead at Brex and cohost of the pod "Thots & Prayers"). They discuss the Salt Lake finale's High School Musical: The Musical energy, the lack of a voice of the audience when it's needed now more than ever before, what Jen's likely sit-down with Andy means for the network's confusing tone, and what reunion accountability could look like for Gizelle. This convo doesn't need the green eyed bandits, because the combo of Sarah and Daniel's laughs is the greatest alliance of all - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 377!Read Sarah's Daily Beast piece about the Bravo community's response to the Jentencing: https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/bravo-fans-react-to-jen-shahs-prison-sentencing-with-shockJOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's equal parts Hilling Journey and Frost/Nixon Shah/Cohen. Sarah reacts to all of the breaking news coming out of the Bravosphere--Andy's maybe going to Salt Lake! Rinna is "on pause!" Alex and Sarah's mother-in-law are coming on Girl's Trip! Heather's eye is looking for a spinoff!--by Zooming up one of her fave content creators, truth tellers, and gummy-imbibing Bravoholics, @BravoBravoDuckingBravo. They discuss the cognitive dissonance behind believing in Jen's courtroom repentance alone, the cost of possible closure with Andy's announced plans for a one-on-one, and Mia and Jacqueline's RHOC energy. Sarah may be turning the cloffice into psych 101-style courtroom TV, as long as Chris Manzo will be her stenographer - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 376!Watch Andy's Girls Live: A New Beginnings 2023 Kiki, featuring guest cohost Ryan Bailey. Video on demand for show and after party, only available until Thursday!: https://www.moment.co/andysgirlsRead Sarah's Daily Beast piece about the Bravo community's response to the Jentencing: https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/bravo-fans-react-to-jen-shahs-prison-sentencing-with-shockJOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah decides to turn the People's People's Couch into the People's People's Court, and attends Jen Shah's sentencing in lower Manhattan. She shares her experience being in the courtroom where it happened with legal analyst, host of The Emily Show, internet sensation, and Bravoholic, Emily D. Baker. They unpack a translation of Jen's Shah's sentence inside and outside of the Bravo universe, Judge Stein's view of Jen's "scripted" tv character (and how closely that character seems aligned with the reams of evidence presented by the government), the continuing trauma felt by her thousands of victims (whose very vulnerabilities Jen belittled in court exhibits), the difference in how Coach Shah and Erika Jayne have been criticized (and possibly, why), and the ultimate cost of performative wealth on reality tv. Call it the Jentencing or IRL BravoCon - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 375!Watch this week's Andy's Girls Live: A New Beginnings 2023 Kiki, featuring guest cohost Ryan Bailey. Video on demand for show and after party, for next 5 days only!: https://www.moment.co/andysgirlsJOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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A new year hath begun, and who better to ring it in than a couple of dames. Sarah begins 2023 in child's pose (named after the emotional maturity of most Housewives) and limbers into the cloffice for a deep dive with her fave elected official: Founder and President of the Real Housewives Institute, and author of the New York Times bestseller "The Housewives: The Real Story of the Real Housewives," Dame Brian Moylan. They discuss the conditioning and placement of gender roles/norms within some Housewives marriages (and the impact of generational conditioning on Lenny and Lisa), the differences between Housewives escapism and aspiration, and the ways select cast members have taken "disingenuous" performance too far on Potomac and Salt Lake. Sarah immediately brought up PK as one of the best Househusbands around, in case you're wondering how well she's slept so far in 2023 - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 374!Buy tickets to Andy's Girls Live: A New Beginnings 2023 Kiki, featuring guest cohost Ryan Bailey, on Jan 5th at 8pm ET/5pm PT: https://www.moment.co/andysgirlsJOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah hears a wind chime that feels like the spirit of 2022 putting its hand in hers, and realizes, yes, Jamie Lee, now is the time. The time for turtles (obvs), and the chicest countdown of Housewives moments AGs have ever seen. Sarah unpacks her picks for the top 25 moments in all things Housewifery, including Rinna as the living embodiment of a certain IG meme, Jen no-Shahing to the reunion and her now-cancelled trial, Jeff Lewis out Bethenny'ing Bethenny, British royal Lisa Hochstein, and so much more. This episode has worked with the homeless, it has worked with the toothless - and it's the official AG spectacular top 25 Housewives moments of 2022, aka Episode 373!Buy tickets to Andy's Girls Live: A New Beginnings 2023 Kiki, featuring guest cohost Ryan Bailey, on Jan 5th at 8pm ET/5pm PT: https://www.moment.co/andysgirlsJOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah wakes up post-Hanukkah and Christmas, takes down the cloffice tinsel and menorah, and realizes her greatest holiday wish is about to be met - a deep dive of Miami and Salt Lake with her fave Bravo investigative journalist, Tracie Morrissey (writer, producer, host of the pod Pot Psychology, and owner of pipedreams.fun). They discuss the difference between Lisa's fantasy of her marriage vs. Lenny's fantasy for himself, Miami's refreshing openness around plastic surgery, and LOL what the absolute hell is going on with Heather's eye (it's not just the crime, it's the coverup). If you were a bit bad this year, Santa either left you coal or a friendship bracelet from Jen - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 372!Buy tickets to Andy's Girls Live: A New Beginnings 2023 Kiki, featuring guest cohost Ryan Bailey, on Jan 5th at 8pm ET/5pm PT: https://www.moment.co/andysgirlsJOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ho, ho, ho, how long to camp will Jen Shah go? Sarah celebrates the holidays the best way she knows how: with a down and dirty tussle about Whitney vs Heather featuring two of her fave writer girls: Kevin Fallon (senior entertainment editor at The Daily Beast and creator of Obsessed, a pop culture website) and Louis Peitzman (Housewives writer and culture commentator). They sit underneath a Zoom Hanukkah bush/Christmas tree, and discuss standout moments in 2022, the importance of Miami's work centering sisterhood in storyline, the impact of a potential Jen sit down supplement, and why the origin story between Tre vs. Melissa is unlikely to resolve. Sarah vs Louis and Kevin, someone pass her some Vida and one of Heather's side lasers- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 371!Buy tickets to Andy's Girls Live: A New Beginnings 2023 Kiki, featuring guest cohost Ryan Bailey, on Jan 5th at 8pm ET/5pm PT: https://www.moment.co/andysgirlsJOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Happy Hanukkah, this episode is a gift! Sarah celebrates the festival of lights by inviting over her Bravo bestie who always shines from within, Dylan Hafer (content manager, pop culture at Betches Media, host of the pod Mention It All, and creator of @BravoByBetches). They settle into the cloffice (another kind of present), and discuss the disdain underneath Lenny's disrespect of Lisa, the burden of carrying a toxic relationship on TV and IRL, NJ's Housewives normcore, nuance as the missing piece of the SLC formula, and the ways Mia is being mistaken as a riddle instead of a punch line. We wish you a Mary Christmas (except her name is possibly, Michelle) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 370!Buy tickets to Andy's Girls Live: A New Beginnings 2023 Kiki, featuring guest cohost Ryan Bailey, on Jan 5th at 8pm ET/5pm PT: https://www.moment.co/andysgirlsJOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

To life, to life, L'chaim! (perhaps not a fave song for Lenny Hochstein.) Sarah prepares for Hanukkah by getting out her almost-never-used menorah, and inviting over a gift to the content creator community, Danielle (co-host of the pod The Real Housewives of Rewatch and creator behind @BrandsByBravo). They discuss a shared double fluency of being Bravo creators and Hebrews, Lisa and Larsa's trust fall exercise friendship fight, the price of "fun" Jen on Salt Lake, and the differences in Bethenny now vs. then (gotta stretch that funny/humility bone or it'll atrophy). Hanukkah has come early with this convo, which is perfect because Sarah forgot when it actually begins - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 369!Buy tickets to Andy's Girls Live: A New Beginnings 2023 Kiki, featuring guest cohost Ryan Bailey, on Jan 5th at 8pm ET/5pm PT: https://www.moment.co/andysgirlsJOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/Donate to the Bravo creator fundraiser in support of Inside Out Youth Services! Link in Sarah's IG bio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ring ring! Who's this? It's Erika Jayne's questionably insured replacement diamond - and a caller with a special announcement to share! Excited because Andy Cohen isn't the only one who's got the 411, Sarah Zooms up another king, king of midnight fun - Ryan Bailey (host, "So Bad It's Good with Ryan Bailey"). They make their special announcement (an upcoming live show collab!), and discuss the impact of toxic standoms, the ways financial independence factors into why some women join Housewives, what similarities Lenny shares with Kelsey Grammer, and the benefits of externalizing internal thoughts through the lens of narrative storytelling. Consider this part 1 of Sarah and Ryan's live show collab - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 368!Buy tickets to Andy's Girls Live: A New Beginnings 2023 Kiki, featuring guest cohost Ryan Bailey, on Jan 5th at 8pm ET/5pm PT: https://www.moment.co/andysgirlsAG Patreon members get early bird discount access now until December 14th at 1pm EST, when $12 general admission begins!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/Donate to the Bravo creator fundraiser in support of Inside Out Youth Services! Link in Sarah's IG bio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the day before the White Lotus finale, and Sarah is feeling particularly floral. So after praying to her Jennifer Coolidge altar - a sign saying "please let Tanya remain alive and also rich" placed near various Scary Island artifacts - she invites another iconic pop culture figure to the cloff, also known as the Doris Kearns Goodwin of Bravo, Evan Ross Katz (writer, fashion columnist, podcaster behind "Shut Up Evan" and "Drop Your Buffs, and author of "Into Every Generation a Slayer is Born: How Buffy Staked Our Hearts"). They sit in a meditative state for a moment (helpful when things get spicy during the ep), and discuss the similarities Heather and Meredith share with Gizelle and Robyn in conducting friendship warfare, the complicated journey at the core of processing trauma on camera, and what it means to call Lisa Rinna an icon (in this, our year of the lord, Garcelle). Call Bravo podcast sweeps, and let them know this conversation deserves an award (perhaps one of the few Bethenny's given herself) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 367!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/Donate to the Bravo creator fundraiser in support of Inside Out Youth Services! Link in Sarah's IG bio.Public Episode Page Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah watches the RHOM premiere and realizes its high tide to have a return guest make his cloffice premiere - a safe space in which to admit a surprising detail about Lenny H - Evan Real (senior tv reporter at pagesix.com and co-host of Page 6's pod "Virtual Reali-tea"). They pregame with I Am Real by Simon van Kempen and discuss the media narrative surrounding Lisa and Lenny's shock divorce (and show critiques some ex-Househusbands make in order to minimize their wives), the ways delusion and denial have been threaded through Jen Shah's relationship with her cast, and why Robyn and Gizelle's decision to use Mia as a vessel for revenge is an ineffective strategy. Melissa Gorga may be on display, on display, on display, but you should listen to this convo every day, every day, every day - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 366!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/Donate to the Bravo creator fundraiser in support of Inside Out Youth Services! Link in Sarah's IG bio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Much like Ginger Zarin, Storm Umansky, and of course Archie Beador, Sarah is so excited for an IRL cloffice kiki that she finds herself barking excitedly (that also might be a reaction to Sparkle Dog). She welcomes one of her faves back to the People's People's Couch: Gibson Johns (host of the podcast, "We Should Talk"). They do just that, discussing the way some Housewives perform being desensitized around toxic online discourse for strategy and survival, the difference between hosting a party and providing a space (which both Jen and Angie K. are getting wrong), and a piece of presidential wisdom that some Housewives would do well to remember (or maybe, for the sake of tv, not). If anyone dares spill an ounce of champs on Sarah's blowout, she's calling the fashion police - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 365!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/Donate to the Bravo creator fundraiser in support of Inside Out Youth Services! Link in Sarah's IG bio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah wakes up with a tummy ache (equal parts too much vegan paleo pie, and a dream she was stuck in the RHOP Miami rental bedroom with constant flushing replacing ocean waves). Undeterred, she realizes the best medicine is a People's People's Couch RHOP kiki with one of her absolute faves, Bravoholic Emerson Collins (writer, producer, and actor). They discuss Potomac's mastery of the Housewives universe (big fights over small details), a defense of overreacting when responding to an overreach, the difference between being an artificial villain and an artificial person, and the effect of friendship without accountability (Jacqueline, take note). Much like Gizelle's red velvet oreos, this ep is serving - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 364!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/Donate to the Bravo creator fundraiser in support of Inside Out Youth Services! Link in Sarah's IG bio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This isn't even my effing plate! Oh wait, yeah it is, and it's filled with (vegan paleo) pumpkin pie and this delicious special ep! Sarah celebrates Thanksgiving the best way she knows how: by Zooming up three of her fave Bravoholic besties: Katie Mac Burdick (Bravo Betch), Dylan Hafer (Bravo by Betches), and B. Graeter (Petshopboy). They settle into the People's People Couch and unpack their reasons for saying thanks (and holiday wishes - not so fast, RHOC), Mia's chaotic attempt to pull focus (and what Robyn and Gizelle got wrong), and Salt Lake's identity crisis. Pick up nine lemons in a bowl, and make it a holiday spritz - it's an Andy's Girls Thanksgiving, Episode 363!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/Donate to the Bravo creator fundraiser in support of Inside Out Youth Services! Link in Sarah's IG bio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah hears that the RHONY reboot has already gone through a cast shakeup (a potential record, mere few weeks into filming), and realizes the only way to discuss this breaking news is with Bravoholic C-SPAN: an AG kiki with news and entertainment journalist, and pop culture expert, Richie Skye. They settle into the People's People's Zoom Couch and discuss the importance of a critical core 4 (and lessons the new New York could learn from old NJ), the ways friendship history has felt calculated on Salt Lake and organic on Potomac, and Ashley's selective financial acumen. Charisse may require a private bathroom, but this convo is perfect to share - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 362!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah watches a classic episode of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood and realizes that while she can also tie a shoe like the best in the biz, what she's really missing out on is hype (and Shahs of Sunset). So she combines both dreams by inviting a new guest over for a Zoom cloffice kiki: writer and content creator The Neighborhood Hype Girl. They mention it all: what Shahs has in common with RHOC and BH, the difference between Ashley's reliance on trust vs information as she navigates her divorce, and the potential for de-escalation between Ashley, Candiace, and Gizelle. Myspace says this episode is in its top 8, which is a joke Sarah insists she's too young to understand - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 361!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah celebrates Bethenny's Housewives pod premiere the best way she knows how: by not listening and forming an opinion regardless (Bethenny would approve!). She Zooms up one of her fave Bethenny translators - who also hasn't listened to B's pod, because #BStrong starts from within - Tracie Morrissey (writer, producer, host of the pod Pot Psychology, and owner of pipedreams.fun). They discuss the resentment that has been long-simmering underneath Bethenny's post-Housewives projects, including in her critiques of her former cast, the curse of the third season friendship fracture (which now includes the entirety of the Salt Lake City cast), and the ways Heather is playing opposing roles in her battles with Lisa and Whitney, with mixed results. Angie Harrington may have selective memory, but this convo is one you won't forget - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 360!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah heads to her local polling location, determined to cast her ballot on Candiace vs. Ashley, Gizelle and Robyn vs. Candiace, Dr. Wendy vs. incomplete note pads, and Karen vs. the wind. After voting for NY governor - Bethenny ran uncontested, smh - Sarah Zooms up one of her fave patriotic Bravoholics, Daniel Stokes (culture programs lead at Brex and cohost of the pod "Thots and Prayers"). They discuss the ways Dr. Wendy's on/off camera branding confusion intersects with her Housewives identity, what Candiace's reaction to Ashley's 'reveal' says about her personal growth, and the ever-changing and always prestige relationship storytelling on Married to Med. Gizelle has a storyline, and it's hiding from what Daniel has to say - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 359!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/Rock the Vote! Midterms are on November 8th, ensure you are registered and ready: https://www.rockthevote.org. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah makes matching friendship bracelets to share with her best friend - Shan, obvs - and pops it in the mail, care of The Quiet Woman. She decides to continue her Celebration of Friendship Day - with more than a few opposing views, as God/Andy Cohen intended - by having a cloffice kiki with OG of the AG Damian Bellino (writer, producer, and co-host of the pod "You Might Know Her From"). They discuss whether RHOBH can move on from this season if Rinna stays in the cast, the battle by proxy on Salt Lake, Mia's Drew-esque energy (and creative freedom from facts), and what it means for Bethenny to host a Housewives-themed pod, in light of her "I'm up here" post-Bravo brand. Sarah has thoughts about the youthfulness of the RHONY reboot cast, as an expert in being Spiritually Mid-Twenties Plus - and fellow youth, it's Andy's Girls, Episode 358!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/Rock the Vote! Midterms are on November 8th, ensure you are registered and ready: https://www.rockthevote.org. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

With just a week to go before the midterms, Sarah rushes to the polls (Team Candiace vs. Gizelle, Rinna vs. Humanity, Kyle vs. Kath). She realizes that the importance of voting when one is properly informed, so she immediately Zooms up one of her fave Bravoholic truth tellers, Michael Arceneaux (New York Times bestselling author, "I Can't Date Jesus" and "I Don't Want to Die Poor"). They discuss the complicated journey watching Rinna act as Kyle's surrogate sister, the selective use of innocence and guilt with friendships on Salt Lake, and the ways Michael is continuing to assert control during his separation from Ashley. If Eric Adams becomes a friend-of on the new RHONY, hopefully he resolves NYC's biggest debate (who is on Legacy and when can we watch) - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 357!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/Rock the Vote! Midterms are on November 8th, ensure you are registered and ready: https://www.rockthevote.org. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah goes up to the DJ at the Caribou Club and makes a special request that is immediately approved - playing "Survivor" on a 40 year loop, in honor of this season of BH finally coming to an end! Sarah replicates one of Kyle's party splits, during which her lower body holds its series finale. After returning from Urgent Care (also a plea to the production behind RHOBH), she Zooms up one of her Bravo besties, the multi-hyphenate James LaRosa (writer, producer, director, creator, show runner, and close personal friend of whomever Rinna hates most). They discuss the concept of active allyship that Kyle and Kathy seem to have trouble applying to their relationship on reality TV and IRL, silence vs. sisterhood, nefarious intent on Beverly Hills vs. Potomac vs. Salt Lake City, and why some Housewives are choosing alliances with bad actors vs. the truth. You could call BH Season 12 "Survivor: Blood vs. Water," but regardless, it's on appeal for legal reasons - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 356!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah realizes this ep should take inspo from an iconic moment from Potomac, so she immediately calls Eric to the cloff so they can break the fourth wall. Unfortunately, he doesn't answer (and honestly the cloffice walls are kinda hard to break), so she makes an even better call - Zooming up the President of the Real Housewives Institute, and Sarah's religious deity in the world of Bravo writing, Brian Moylan (President and Founder of the Real Housewives Institute, and author of the New York Times bestseller, "The Housewives: The Real Story Behind The Real Housewives"). They discuss the differences between friendship value systems on Potomac vs Beverly Hills, Candiace's Meghan King Edmonds energy, and the differences in how the network responded to Teresa's guilty plea vs Bravo's potential plans for Jen Shah (let alone the reactions from their respective casts). Lays Potato Chip people, if you're listening, AG loves a salty crunch - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 355!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome to the AG C-SPAN spectacular, because Rinna is losing her mind online (as opposed to any other day of the week). Sarah spots a widely inappropriate IG story that Rinna posted about Kyle and Paris, and immediately Zooms up her spiritual gummy, and a guide through the madness, content creator Bravo Bravo Ducking Bravo. They unpack Rinna's manipulation of Paris' trauma in order to shame Kathy (apparently other children are not off-limits, unlike Rinna's own), Kyle's problematic description of "clean" microaggressions in her conversation with Crystal, and the ways Candiace's powerful fourth wall breaking on Potomac is miles above the storytelling on Bev Hills. The word "evil" is used, let's wait for the Fox Force to stop screaming in shock - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 354!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's been a weekend of highs (Sarah finally met a certain future husband) and lows (the wedding has not yet taken place), and after 3 full days at BravoCon, she is ready to mention it all! So Sarah invites over her Bravo bestie and fellow BravoCon attendee, and someone who knows a thing or two about mentioning it all, Dylan Hafer (content manager, pop culture at Betches Media, host of the pod Mention It All, and creator of @BravoByBetches). They discuss panel MVPs, the sometimes-fraught audience Q&As, viral BH panel chaos (LOL), WWHL's Legends Ball, and overall roses and thorns. BravoCon may be over, but Sarah's heart (and iPhone storage) are filled with love, love, love - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 353!JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.