Am I Old Yet? — Comedy audio drama

Season 13 kicks off with a brand new chapter in Helen's life. Is she old old? She certainly is, in her opinion. We pick up the story a couple of months after the end of Season 12. Her daughter Janey has moved with husband Jon to Edinburgh. Her next door neighbours have put their flat on the market. And Helen has discovered that she is not fully recovered from the accident, when her head came into close and sudden contact with the pavement. Erika Sanderson returns to give voice to Helen's granddaughter Susie, while Flloyd Kennedy plays Helen, and Jennifer-next-door. The music is courtesy of John T La Barbera, and John's music is available on Bandcamp. Full transcript is available on the website shortly after the episode has been released. https://amIoldyet.com/s13e1 SFX getting hung up on three beeps.wav by lyd4tuna -- https://freesound.org/s/453267/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 While this podcast is free to listen to, it's not free to produce, so please consider contributing towards the expenses involved in presenting it to your listening ears. You can do that by donating a small one-off amount, or by subscribing at patreon.com/amIoldyet. Thank you. Enjoy the programme. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 6, the finale. Helen, our elderly heroine, is still unconscious after her collision with the pavement. Jon and Janey and Susie are still anxiously awaiting the results of the scan, and the medical staff in the Accident and Emergency Department are just about keeping their heads above water with the weekend rush as well as random relatives - or are they? You heard, in alphabetical order: Roy R Carruthers as Philip Kate Hanley-Corley as Jessica Norton Flloyd Kennedy as Helen and Janey, Wendy Lap as Nurse Cassy and Chief Neurologist Rona McMillan Christopher McDougall as Dr Harold Godley and the policeman Erika Sanderson as Susie John Warner as Jonathan, or Jon Marsden. The music throughout was by John T La Barbera, sound design by me, Flloyd Kennedy. I hope you enjoyed this Season. And if so, I also hope you will share it, maybe posting your thoughts about it on the Socials, or rating it in your podcasting app, or you could leave a short review on the website, at amIoldyet.com/reviews. Huge thanks to everyone who donated to the crowdfunder enabling me to offer the actors and John T a small honorarium for their generous donations of time, talent and mutual support. That’s AJ, JR, Jac with a C, Keith, Josh, Peter, Sarah, Susan and Chris B . Also thanks to our regular Patreon Patrons, Joanna and Scott R. Just! Wonderful. And thanks to the Fable and Folly Network, both the organization and the members, By the way, if you head over to FableandFolly.com/Plus, you find that a small monthly subscription gets you access to ALL of the fabulous fiction podcast in the network, Ad Free. And believe, all the good ones are in there. Ok, that's it from me. Thanks for listening. Stay safe. FABLE AND FOLLY NETWORK SHOWCASES AWARD-WINNING AUDIO FICTION PODCASTS THAT PROVE COMPELLING STORYTELLING CAN THRIVE. THIS COLLECTION HIGHLIGHTS SOME OF THE FASTEST-GROWING NARRATIVE SHOWS, ALL DEDICATED TO MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. https://fableandfolly.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is Episode 5 of Season 12. It's very late at night, several hours after our elderly protagonist, Helen, was brought in unconscious after an unfortunate collision. The hospital staff at A&E (that's Accident and Emergency for our non UK listeners) are now exhausted as they come to the end of a very long shift. While our elderly protagonist, Helen, is still drifting in her mind between trying to get to grips with her current situation, and having flashback memories of events from her earlier life. You heard Roy R Carruthers as Philip, Patricia Gray as the Cafe Lady, John Warner as Jonathan, Frances Broudie Oldridge as Nurse Freda, Christopher McDougall as Dr Harold Godley, Wendy Lap as Ms McMillan and Nurse Cassy, and Flloyd Kennedy as Helen and Janey. The music and musical effects are by John T La Barbera. Much gratitude to our Patreon subscribers, who are receiving ad-free early access to all episodes. You can join them at Patreon.com/amIoldyet. Or just leave a one off donation to contribute towards our production costs. Thanks also to the team and fellow members at Fable and Folly for their support and encouragement. You can find and support our sponsors at FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Thanks for listening, stay safe. SFX crowd convention center walla expo english vancouver 2 by jerry.berumen -- https://freesound.org/s/768934/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 footsteps-in-a-hallway-47842^ Freesound.org other sfx recorded by Flloyd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is Episode 4 of Season 12. Helen is still unconscious, as far as the medical profession can detect, but she's keeping herself amused in her head. And getting very bored. Her daughter Janey and son-in-law Jonathan are also trying to keep their spirits up, while the medical staff have problems of their own to contend with. You heard Roy R Carruthers as Philip, Patricia Gray as the Cafe Lady, John Warner as Jonathan, Frances Broudie Oldridge as Nurse Freda, Christopher McDougall as Dr Harold Godley, Wendy Lap as Ms McMillan and Nurse Cassy, and Flloyd Kennedy as Helen, Janey and the news announcer. The music and musical effects are by John T La Barbera. Much gratitude to our Patreon subscribers, who are receiving ad-free early access to all episodes. You can join them at Patreon.com/amIoldyet. Or just leave a one off donation to contribute towards our production costs. Thanks also to the team and fellow members at Fable and Folly for their support and encouragement. Thanks for listening, stay safe. SFX Sound Effect by https://pixabay.com/users/freesound_community-46691455/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Helen, as you've probably worked out for yourselves, has had an accident and is presently in a coma in the Accident and Emergency Dept, where the staff are trying to figure out who she is. Helen, in her head, is desperate to know where she is, while her daughter Janey is also desperate to find her mother, helped by Helen's neighbour, Jennifer. The cast is: Frances Broudie Oldridge as Nurse Freda, Wendy Lap as Nurse Cassy, Christopher McDougall as Dr Harold Godley, Roy R Carruthers as Philip, John Warner as Jon Marsden, Erika Sanderson as Susie, and Flloyd Kennedy, as Janey, Jennifer, Ilse and Joey. The musical themes are by John T La Barbera. Thanks to our lovely supporters over at Patreon.com. You too are welcome to donate, or to become a regular subscriber with early access to all the episodes of the Season in one great big bingeable bundle. Thanks also to the Fable and Folly network and fellow members of the network who are so supportive and encouraging. Thanks for listening, stay safe. SFX Outside George Canning.wav by Walter_Odington -- https://freesound.org/s/26789/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2 of Season 12 continues with the mystery of whatever happened to Helen. Her neighbour Jennifer offers to help look for her, while Helen seems to be looking for herself. Ferdie was played by Chris Roust, Charmian by Catherine Pip, Roy Carruthers was Tom the Paramedic. Wendy Lap played Lou the Paramedic, as well as Nurse Cassy and Mrs McMillan. Christopher McDougall played Dr Harold Godley and the policeman, Frances Broudie Oldridge was Nurse Freda. Helen as a child, and as a teenager was played by Kate Hanley-Corley, Thomas was played by Piyush Agarwal, and grownup Helen and Janey were played by me, Flloyd Kennedy. The sound design is getting more complicated by the minute, but here's what I've managed: hospital emergency department was recorded by me at the Royal Liverpool, the cafe ambience was recorded at the Sweet Pea Cafe in West Kirkby. Road traffic, ambulance and police car sirens were recorded on Smithdown Road. Ambulance trolley by u_ivtxcu8cix from Pixabay The birds in Scene 8 were recorded by John Warner in his Brisbane garden. They include mynah birds , cockatiels and butcher birds. Australian Bush Morning Bird Atmos by theauteurist -- https://freesound.org/s/669105/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Please find and support our sponsors at www.fableandfolly.com/sponsors. Thanks for listening Stay safe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Am I Old Yet?" Instead of our usual format of short stand-alone episodes in the life of Helen Docherty, Season 12 kicks off in the form of a 6-episode serial, so make sure you subscribe to receive each new episode as it drops. And if you'd like to support the production, you can do that at buymeacoffee.com/amIoldyet. Helen is 81 years old, and she's fed up with lots of things, especially the News, but an invitation to spend the evening with her daughter Janey is not to be turned down. Can she get down to the shops and back in time without running into any trouble? In this day and age? If you would like to listen to all 6 episodes in one Omnibus Edition, just head over to Patreon.com/amIoldyet to make a donation or to subscribe. The cast is: John Warner as Jon (that's Janey's husband), Patricia Gray as the shopkeeper, Erika Sanderson as Susie and Flloyd Kennedy as Helen, Janey, Jennifer and Joey. The music is by John T La Barbera. I'd like to give a shoutout to our regular subscribers over at Patreon.com. It all helps, believe me. I'd also like to give a express my gratitude to the Fable and Folly network for their fabulous support and encouragement Please find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey there! Just to let you know I am beavering away recording, editing and creating the sound design for Season 12 "Am I Dead Yet?" (actually, that really a working title, haven't made any final decision yet...) This season features the glorious vocal talents of some of your favourite AIOY actors, Christopher McDougall, Wendy Lap, Frances Broudie Oldridge, Roy R Carruthers, with newcomers Patricia Gray and Kate Hanley-Corley, as well as Flloyd Kennedy. Yep, me again. It would be hugely appreciated if you can donate to our crowdfunding campaign - all the details, plus perks and merch available at https://crowdfundr.com/aioySeason12. Episodes will hopefully be available for release towards the end of November. Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices